>We need to avenge Oberyn
>I know, we'll kill his family!
Fucking Christ, seriously?
>>69641851
>women
>irrational
Pretty realistic.
>>69641851
They are women, them acting retarded due to their emotions is just realistic.
>"King's Landing and the Lannisters must suffer for their sins"
>Dorne is in ruins and the Martells are dead.
>Want to watch a movie
>End up masturbating because I can't decide what to watch
>Go to bed without having seen a movie
How do you decide what to watch every night?
>>69641817
Find one with boobs so i can accomplish both
I'm usually too anxious and depressed for a feature length film. So I watch dumb tv or seinfeld reruns. Shit. I can't even remember what I watched last night. Thanks, Xanax.
>>69641817
This is so me
scorsese is my favorite director but i really don't like this piece. I mean what's the point of this film It was boring af maybe I need to rewatch it one day
So Joe Pesci gets work.
did you like taxi driver?
>>69641574
I dont see how you could like Scorsese but not get this film
What the fuck is his problem?
Man on a mission to snatch every motherfucker punani
snatched too many birthday cakes
>>69641439
He is the punani priest, he has no problems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTMxfAkxfQ0
Thoughts on this?
>>69641318
yeah dude let me just get back to you after watching this fucking hour long documentary
fuck
I marathoned 10 minutes of it and turned it off
>EU is gonna kill everyone
>MUH opinions is EU is literally HITLER
>EU caused my babies autism
>juxtapose with bunch of black people in London
>>69643157
It's funny knowing that people will actually believe this.
Fucking lmao.
I often see movies/shows labelled as "reddit" here. What's the definition of reddit?
Something that doesn't pander to /pol/.
This thread is literal reddit
Mentioning Reddit.
What do you think of this man /tv/?
Pardon for the inception, but he was cucked by the very people he was "defending". That's double, maybe triple irony.
A cuck with a peanut-shaped head, who is not worth my time or money.
Wish he'd do a new TV show. He does better in that medium.
>make children's movie
>call it Big Fucking Giant
You idiot. It's called Big Fucking Guy.
>>69641038
I bet you thought that was funny in your head.
>>69641038
>from the human beans that created E.T.
>human beans
Apocalypse (Oscar Isaac), the firstborn of the mutant race, rules the world in ancient Egypt, but is betrayed by his worshippers and entombed for centuries, while his followers, the Four Horsemen, are destroyed.
He is awakened in 1982 to learn that the world has forgotten him. Believing that without his presence humanity has grown weaker, Apocalypse decides to destroy it in order to rebuild society to his image, and sets to recruit four mutants to do his bidding.
His first recruit is Storm (Alexandra Shipp), a kindly pickpocket from Cairo. She worships Mystique (Jennifer Lawrence), who has become a revered figure in the mutant community for saving the President of the United States and ushering a new era of pacific coexistence between humans and mutants.
Mystique is investigating an underground fight club where mutants are forced to battle, and happens upon a fight between the champion, Angel (Ben Hardy), and newcomer Nightcrawler (Kodi Smith-McPhee), who gets the upper hand and and electrocutes Angel, leaving him injured. Mystique rescues Nightcrawler, while Apocalypse arrives to cure Angel, who is reborn as Archangel.
In New York City, Cyclops (Tye Sheridan) learns about his powers and is taken by his estranged older brother Havok (Lucas Till) to the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters to learn how to control them with Professor Charles Xavier (James McAvoy) and Beast (Nicholas Hoult). He is reluctant until he meets Xavier's protege, Jean Grey (Sophie Turner), who is likewise unable to control her powers, and the two develop a friendship.
Magneto (Michael Fassbender) is living in anonimity in Poland, where he has a wife and daughter. However, he is located by the authorities, and his family is slaughtered in the crossfire. An infuriated Magneto is later approached by Apocalypse and joins him.
Mystique arrives to alert Xavier about Apocalypse and bring Nightcrawler to the institute, and Quicksilver (Evan Peters) has been searching for his father, and decides to seek Xavier for help.
Xavier and Havok meet with Moira McTaggert (Rose Byrne) to find out more about Apocalypse, unaware that William Stryker (Josh Helman) is conspiring against them. Meanwhile, Magneto recruits another follower, Psylocke (Olivia Munn).
Cyclops, Jean, Nightcrawler and another student, Jubilee (Lana Candor) sneak out to go to the movie theater, while Xavier attempts to use Cerebro to locate Apocalypse, only for Apocalypse and his followers to attack the institute and kidnap Xavier. Apocalypse uses Cerebro to force the world leaders to launch Earth's entire nuclear arsenal into space so it can't be used against him. Havok is killed in an explosion while trying to rescue Xavier. The mansion is destroyed, but Quicksilver evacuates the entire student body from the collapsing building.
Stryker arrives and captures Quicksilver, Nightcrawler, Mystique and Moira under pretense they are behind the attack. They are taken to Stryker's Weapon X facility to be experimented upon, but Cyclops and Jean follow them.
Once inside, Jean senses Wolverine (Hugh Jackman), who has just been subjected to the Adamantium bonding procedure and is being brainwashed into becoming Stryker's weapon. She frees him, and Wolverine slaughters Stryker's soldiers, though Stryker escapes.
Jean shares a moment with Wolverine, easing his pain, and he escapes, while Cyclops and Jean free the prisoners and reunite with Beast. They locate Apocalypse and the Horsemen in Cairo and head there to stop them and rescue Xavier. They steal tactical flight suits from Stryker's base and head there in a new X-Jet built by Beast.
At Apocalypse's behest, Magneto uses his powers to cause widespread destruction across the planet. Apocalypse, meanwhile, confronts Xavier in the astral plane, intending to possess him, and they battle, during which Xavier loses his hair.
The X-Men arrive and battle the Horsemen. Mystique reaches out to Magneto and reminds him that the X-Men are his family too and that his wife and daughter wouldn't be spared in Apocalypse's purge. Magneto sees the error of his ways and helps the X-Men fight Apocalypse.
Apocalypse attacks Mystique, and seeing his disregard for her causes Storm to change sides as well. Realizing things are spiraling out of control, Psylocke and Archangel attempt to leave in the stolen X-Jet, but it is brought down by Nightcrawler. Psylocke survives the fall and escapes on her own, while Archangel also survives, but with a horribly mangled body.
While the assembled X-Men fight Apocalypse, Jean ventures into the astral plane and learns from Xavier that Apocalypse is weakened after centuries confined to one body. Together, the X-Men dismantle Apocalypse's armor, with Jean tapping into the Phoenix force and becoming enveloped in a firebird. Once Apocalypse's frail true form is exposed, Jean incinerates him.
Xavier realizes there will always be threats human and mutant alike that the world is defenseless against and decides to train his students to become the X-Men. He returns Moira's memories and they develop a relationship. Xavier and Magneto reaffirm their friendship and Magneto leaves on his own. Quicksilver and Storm join the team, and Quicksilver decides not to tell Magneto he's his son yet.
The X-Men - Cyclops, Jean, Beast, Mystique, Nightcrawler, Quicksilver and Storm - are given new uniforms by Xavier and prepare for a training session in the Danger Room, facing off against the Sentinels, while Xavier overlooks them, proud of what they've become.
In an after-credits scene, the abandoned Weapon X facility is infiltrated by a paramilitary team that begins retrieving all data regarding Stryker's research on mutants, including several samples of Wolverine's blood, on behalf of the Essex Corporation.
>"prod of all of u"
>Worth literally millions and trusted with running Sony Hollywood.
>Can't even spell.
>>69640941
>After 2020, Marvel will regain the rights to Spider-Man fully, after paying us 2 billion.
>Spider-Man vs The Amazing Spider-Man
Kek.
>>69641003
It's so retarded it's brilliant!
Round-up of recent leaks and rumors.
>30,000 years ago, an alliance between Man, the Atlanteans and the Amazons repelled Darkseid's invasion on Earth, and Darkseid's secret weapon, the Mother Boxes, were left behind and divided among the three races.
>Themyscira and Atlantis entered a centuries-long feud that led both to abandon the human race.
>Black Canary was the leader of the human alliance.
>On present day, Batman is attempting to recruit meta-humans to defend Earth in the wake of Superman's death. He and Wonder Woman approach Aquaman, but he declines due to his grievances with both the Amazons and the humans.
>The Flash and Cyborg join Batman's team, and become friends as they're both rookies struggling to control their powers, and the youngest members of the team.
>Lex Luthor's experiments with the Kryptonian scout ship have provided a map to Earth. Steppenwolf then attacks the planet with a horde of parademons to retrieve the Mother Boxes so Apokolips can continue its efforts to subjugate the Universe.
>The Mother Boxes are scattered on Themyscira, Atlantis and with the United States government, and the Justice League races against time to retrieve them before Steppenwolf. Aquaman begrudgingly joins their efforts.
>Cyborg is instrumental to repelling Steppenwolf's offensive as he was rebuilt with Apokoliptian technology from the Mother Box.
>Meanwhile, Superman begins his journey to return to life.
>Darkseid only appears in the prologue and the epilogue.
>The post-apocalyptic future in Batman's visions will be revisited.
>Lois Lane, Perry White, Alfred Pennyworth, Commissioner James Gordon, Iris West, Mera and Silas Stone have minor roles.
>Willem Dafoe is playing an Atlantean elder privy to the secrets of Darkseid's attack.
S P A M
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Sounds shit
>>69640596
>Willem Dafoe
HOW LOW YOU'VE FALLEN, NORMAN!
i've never watched this, what am i missing out on?
>>69640527
nothing. its a meme movie.
Best film of all time, I've never marathoned it myself, what do I think of it /tv/?
Nerd cred and upvotes.
ITT: Things plebs say
>literally nothing happens
>>69640343
nothing did though
>>69640343
>The Witch was boring
>I haven't seen Au Hasard Balthazar
>There are always men like you
What did he mean by this?
so. fucking. true.
>>69640498
Great men and populists who get criminalised by people with agendas? I agree
That if you can't make Nazis the bad guy in your movie, you should make sure there is some kind of comparison so that the audience knows who the bad guys are and doesn't actually end up cheering for them instead.
Movies adaptations that destroyed otherwise decent source material
REEBOOT FUCKING WHEN?
Agreed. I never played another battlefield game after watching this.
>otherwise decent source material
