Batman v Superman's Lex Luthor is obviously a self-insert for director Zack Snyder. The villainous villain with the long flowing hair and fashionable streetwear clothes. The 90 pound attractive Japanese secretary that obviously looks picked right out of the director's favorite anime, and whose only purpose is to yearn after our villian and watch him in great admiration. Then there's the titular characters, Batman & Superman; the two massive football jocks that are supposed to mirror the bullies from all those years ago that used to throw Zack into his locker, but this time he's manipulating them to fight against each other like meathead idiots while he watches over them as a living pseduo-proof to the quote "Brains over Brawn". This is the movie director Zack Snyder has crafted for himself, instead of crafting one for us, the audience.
well yeah
'i love bringing people together' pretty much confirms it
>>69632481
damn
>>69632481
How can one man project himself that much in one post?
what is the scientific explanation for me being absolutely bored throughout civil war yet exceedingly enthralled during there will be blood?
You prefer drama over action.
Because There Will Be Blood is about a character.
Yes you're a true patrician and cinemaphile!! Great taste bro!! :)
What is your favorite Quip featured in the Marvel™ Cinematic Universe® ???
MCU media without quips:
Iron Man 1
The Incredible Hulk
Thor
The First Avenger
The Darl World
Winter Soldier
Agents of Shield Season 2
Agent Carter Season 1 and 2
Daredevil Season 1
Ant Man
Jessica Jones Season 1
DareDevil Season 2
Civil War
Agents of Shield Season 3
Stop this meme. Just because you only saw le quipper of the galaxy and quipvengers 1 and 2 doesn't mean its all quippy.
>>69632210
Ultron (to Vision): You are so hopelessly naive.
Vision: Well, I was born yesterday.
I actually laughed at that
>>69632408
>Civil War
>Ant Man
>No quips
Do you watch movies or just sit through them?
Jesus Christ
>>69632192
>literally fresh off the front page of Reddit
>>69632206
What's a reddit?
>>69632206
found the redditor
What's the significance of Huey Lewis? Why was he chosen rather than someone else? What does his music symbolize that another artist wouldn't?
Why not death grips?
https://youtu.be/6WZ8xI9YykY
Heavily commercialized
If it was made today it would be coldplay or something.
>>69632082
That's the song that Ellis had in the book. Just sticking to the source material.
ITT: essential nightcoreif any of you faggots comes out with that "hurr durr it was filmed in a studio" crap, I will literally gut you. It was filmed in a studio infront of a screen of footage filmed outside at night, so its the same thing, so shut the fuck up you fucking faggot loser.
Eyes Wide Shut
No one will comment that. EWS is fucking tremendous - ESPECIALLY due to the fact that it was filmed in a studio. Gives the whole world a fabricated feel to it. Adds another thematic layer atop of a film already rich with thematic elements.
Anyways, Enter the Void, Only God Forgives, Heat...I dunno. Shit.
>>69631934
Taxi Driver, Collateral, Nightcrawler, Drive
>mfw comedians literally steal their material from 4chan
https://youtu.be/-S9DkEcCoqs
Rewind to 23:25
>>69631911
4chan stole it from him.
He told the same story/joke a few years ago.
are there swedes that cant speak english?:
>>69631947
Nice try, Jack
Reminder that the Conquistadors at the end of Apocalypto probably all died or fled, the earliest Spanish landings in Mayan territory were disasters as they didn't expect the locals to be so violent.
>>69631794
They were still doomed
Reminder that the props and sets in Apocalypto looked fake and plastic.
>After the disastrous Spanish-led assault on Uspantán in 1529, captives taken by the Uspanteks were sacrificed to Exbalamquen, one of the Hero Twins.[35] In 1555 the Acala and their Lacandon allies killed the Spanish friar Domingo de Vico.[36] De Vico, who had established a small missionary church in San Marcos (in Alta Verapaz, Guatemala), had offended a local Maya ruler;[37] the indigenous leader shot the friar through the throat with an arrow; the angry natives then sacrificed him by cutting open his chest and extracting his heart. His corpse was then decapitated;[38] the natives carried off his head as a trophy, which was never recovered by the Spanish.[39] In the early 1620s a Spanish party received permission to visit the still independent Itza capital at Nojpetén, headed by friar Diego Delgado who was accompanied by 13 Spanish soldiers and 80 Christianised Maya guides from Tipu, now in Belize. The party was seized when they arrived at Nojpetén and were sacrificed with their hearts cut out, they were then decapitated and their heads displayed on stakes around the city; Delgado was dismembered.[40] The main Spanish party was ambushed at Sakalum in January 1624 and slaughtered; the Spanish Captain Francisco de Mirones and a Franciscan priest were sacrificed using the heart extraction method after being bound to the forked posts of the church.[41] The rest of the Spanish party were also sacrificed, and their bodies impaled on stakes at the village entrance.[42]
no bueno
>civil war
>no one died
>in the end everyone is friends again
What's the point?
>>69631768
Umm cap and iron are far from friends if u bothered to actually watch
Can and his avengers are on the run from the feds
>>69631786
Not OP but the end it seemed like they were kinda cool with eah other.
Stark just really wants the winter dude dead.
What a great film. Wouldn't it be cool if we all could use 100% of our brains?
>>69631685
thanks again for recommending this /tv/
another golden winner suggested by /tv/!
>>69631685
>complaining about a film no one remembers to prove your intelligence (i.e. ability to remember a widely-known factoid)
go back to r eddit
>>69631685
never gonna happen senpai
... people are too tarded
This shot is pure cinema
>>69631563
>cinema
It's motion picture at best, kid
>>69631563
This shot is pure CGI
>>69631590
CGI KINO?
nah
>they're remaking The Rocky Horror Picture Show
>with a fucking woman as Frank N' Furter
https://deadline.com/2016/05/rocky-horror-picture-show-teaser-fox-tv-remake-victoria-justice-ryan-mccarten-laverne-cox-1201757630/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR6wKRWFOoE
>>69631554
I tried watching this once and it just felt stupid. I'm not trolling I just don't get it.
It's a shame he'll never act on the stage again.
>>69631575
It is stupid.
How did people watch movies at home before home video became a thing? Did they watch them only when they were in theaters and never saw them again?
What is television?
>>69631523
They saw it again if it was on television
here's a video of a shark fetus eating other shark fetuses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrqgPjZ07Ts
>>69631284
you can see the strings
>>69631284
jesus christ
why haven't we extincted those things yet
>You're finished!
>I'm just getting started
>switch to plan B
>that was the plan B!
>you're fired
>you can't fire me I quit
>"Things couldn't be any better"
>it's the beginning of the movie
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