>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER
What did they mean by this?
Stay off of your phone in the movie theater
>Don't be a... DEXTER TEXTER
It's derived from a British slang term from way back in the day: Tommy Two-Ways. It means someone who has sex with both men and women (bisexual).
The implication is that if you text in a cinema then you are, at least partly, homosexual.
>>69643506
I thought it was Tommy Three-Ways
as in he performs threesomes with anyone
>tfw Suzie Seatkicker is kicking your seat but you can't talk to girls
>>69643564
Pretty sure it's Tommy Titfuck, because he's a boobs man
Don't be a Larry Laserpointer
Single Simon
Anvil Andy
Falcon Freddy
Crablegs Carl
Shower Sherman
A night at the cinema.
ill take a few pricks checking their phones over one fucking crying nigger baby
>>69643245
>that face
Don't be a... MORTY MOLESTER
>>69643506
Only 9 replies and I'm fucking dying at work.
>>69642436
me on the right
>>69642436
me 2nd from the left 1st row
I'm a Gary Gloryhole.
DON'T BE A RANDY RAPIST
>>69642436
DON'T BE A SHOOTY SHAUN
What do they call you when your thing is pouring hot butter down your pants?
>>69643993
Barry Butterballs
>>69643993
Dan "always gets it inside her" schnieder
>mfw they made an ad like this specially for Zootopia telling people not to be a Furry Frederick
>>69642436
Only a Millennial would have to ask such an inane question... "common sense" is nearly extinct!
