Does anyone here have ''that friend/guy'' they go with to the movies but kind of wish they don't come?
>Literal manlett friend
>He is 120% a capeshit fiend
>Farts all the time in the theater
>Wants the most awkward seats
>Constantly tries to get you to pay for his food
>eats all your food while breathing on you
>Defends all current trend movies(even got into what looked like an autism fit over star wars argument with other guys about how strong Rey was and tried to drag me into it when I held the opinions of the other guys)
Also there's the
>Black guy who keeps asking question during the movie.
Not as bad though.
>>69687509
>friend
Why would you hang out with such a disgusting person?
That doesn't sound like a friend.
webm thread
>>69687447
fuck you're fast mate
I didnt even have time to post
What does /tv think about house?
> favorite season?
> favorite side character?
Haven't finished it, really enjoying it though
>season
3
>character
Taub
should have ended after he went to the loony.
everything after that was a meme.
>>69687354
House died in the explosion and Wilson hallucinated his comeback
I'm not being contrarian, think about it. House's explanation for bribing someone to falsify evidence is garbage.
Apologize.
>>69687281
I'm sorry SJWs are so butthurt, James
I'm sorry hollywood feels the need to remake films instead creating new ones.
>>69687281
im sorry I want the black one to sit on my face
ITT: Actors/actresses who will likely die before the year is out
Starting off with Angela "as old as time" Lansbury
Born the same year or around the same year as Angela Lansbury, I think.
I don't know what the fuck is holding Kirk Douglas together but his head looks like it's starting to implode.
>>69687486
Every celebrity who dies before their time is actually a sacrifice to Kirk
May continue on other network
http://www.thewrap.com/limitless-could-go-to-another-network-cbs-says/
Probably not.
> what if cocaine really was magical, the premise
Good first act of the movie, meh 2nd, literal shit the 3rd
How they expected this to be a television series I don't know
>>69688027
2 things about the movie I found really, really stupid.
First, Bradly Cooper's friend who was dealing the drug instead of taking it himself and getting rich like Cooper did. What the fuck was he thinking?
Secondly, Cooper was making oodles of dough because he's now an ubermensch whose brain operates on steroids but he forgets to repay that inconsequential sum to his loan shark? Come on man.
>>69688027
movie was alright. but the show is awful, the idea of this magical pill could set up so many possible stories, instead it's just a generic "case of the week" like pretty much every other crime show out there. what a waste
How much good, clean, family fun are these movies? Which one is your favorite?
>>69686876
Jail and Christmas
>>69686876
Ernest Goes to Jail > Ernest Scared Stupid > Ernest Goes to Camp > Ernest Saves Christmas > Ernest Rides Again >>>>>>>> the rest
Love Ernest.
Ernest Goes to Hell
Which one was master race and why? 90's Nick kid here, my spoiled rotten neighbors watched Disney and I always hated going over there house to play because we'd watch some shit-tier show.
Anyone remember the old shows Disney would play late at night? The only one I clearly remember is Zoro, but as a kid I'd get disappointed that there was no more regular programming. Now I wish they would still do that.
Nickelodeon wins because of nicktoons though sorry
>>69686842
I've always been a Disney kid.
Talespin, Gargoyles, Chip&Dale, Darkwing Duck, Mighty Ducks are all cartoons I still hold dearly.
The Nick cartoons never really connected to me. I found Rugrats disgusting, never really liked Arnold, HATED Catdog and angry beavers and Rocko's modern life was downright disturbing.
I guess Spongebob was good and and Doug was okay.
I had enough love for everything. Started with Disney I guess, then moved onto Cartoon Network and Nick, then occasionally back to Disney for delicious Lizzie McGuire and original movies.
d-did you forget about me /tv/?
>>69686838
I posted my tantrum of Facebook. I figured you were out?
The Lord of bones?
>>69686838
Yeah I threw up an instagram post for you a few months ago, did my part as well
what does BFG stand for?
Big Fucking Giant
big fucking gay
Big Fucking Gun
Do you agree with the sentiment that Disney pays for reviews?
>>69686487
>Guy in Dakota with unknown little blog about movies checks his email
>New message
>It glows red unlike all other messages
>It's from Disney
>It's titled *CONFIDENTIAL*
>He assumes it's spam but message won't move
>He decides to open it
>"Mr. ___ ! We know that you own a blog about movies and we offer once in a lifetime opportunity! You see, soon one of our subsidiary studios, Marvel Studios, is going to clash with our damned RIVALS WHO WE HATE, Warner Bros. We offer you: to write a negative review about "Batman vs Superman" and a positive one about "Captain America: Civil War". Payment guaranteed!"
>He closes the message
>It deletes itself
>Evil laugh from the headphones
>Evil smile appears on his face
>He is bought by Disney now
>DCucks actually believe this really happened
No. Zootopia was a modern animated masterpiece. Its flaws only make it better. Literally the best piece of cinéma produced so far in 2016.
>>69686487
don't forget alice in wonderland, Cars 2, maleficent, and fucking hell even movies like Atlantis and Oliver and Company are rotten. movies I personally love, but don't go blaming others for buying out reviews. like those who loved BvS and blame disney.
Why does he still get in the suit? Why does he still have the reactor in his heart? Wasn't iron man 3 all about him removing the shrapnel and finally leaving Iron Man? Shouldn't he be focused more on using his reactor for improving life rather than war?
He doesn't have the reactor in his heart. It got taken out in IM3
Why don't you grow up already?
>>69686408
Grow up? This is a major plothole and doesn't do the character justice. In the 2008 movie he was forced into the role due to his injury and the reactor in his heart. Wasn't it all about using weapons for good rather than hurting innocent people? He's a walking weapon at this point, yet he loathes the weapons industry. Ironic, isn't it?
Wanna know how I got these scars?
*oscars
>>69686312
y...yeah
>>69686339
my father
ITT: Nice guys who didn't finish last
pic related
Literally "my wifes son" the character.
This dude is the literall definition of sloppy seconds
>>69686332
>mfw she said "your son"
https://youtu.be/Finm_tn8MPg?t=2m30s
>geet up sooka
What did he mean by this?
Seagal is a master actéùr in the art of theàtré. His ability to adapt different languages is exquisite. This scene is only rivaled by the confrontation of Dey Tooker in "Birthday Snatchers". Here is a link to another stellar scene:
https://youtu.be/2dakhzl2SBQ
>>69686325
Can you tell what language is that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b5bG8Rcpxo
Observe this pure kinography. What would you call this fighting style?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_cKAadvooQ
