ITT: Your favourite /tv/ meme
tell that to Ani's chopped off limbs
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FLAW
It got made.
>capeshit
>>69699891
No Aunt May and Petwr /ss/
Post your favorite comedian
Jimmy Carr.
Me
>>69699889
Jimmy Carr and this guy >>69700315
Why didn't Snyder just adapt this? It's got everything he likes.
>Batman that uses guns and kills people
>Wonder Woman and Aqua Man have a sex scene
>Wonder Woman kills children
>Apocalyptic war between Atlanteans and Amazons
>Political stuff with the US trying to defeat both WW and AM and Cyborg being a g-man
>Time travel stuff with Flash
>Flash is mutilated by setting himself on fire
>Lex and Deathstroke are good guys
>Global nuclear explosion with Captain Atom
>Female joker
>gritty ass dystopian future
>superman is an emaciated simpleton after decades of government experiments underground
Instead we're getting DC's The Avengers League: Injustice
BAT OF MURDER
>>69699770
Adapt justice league new 52 vol 1
It's the only comic I've ever read but its gud
>>69700010
That's pretty much what every fake spoiler posted about the JL movie takes cues from too.
So I recently had a discussion with a person who is very involved with Lucasfilm that I know very personally. In that discussion he gave me some insight on concepts and ideas for the upcoming Star Wars movies. Specifically the "Star Wars Stories" or "Anthology" movies.
Now bear with me, because I don't actually know a whole lot about Star Wars. I have just seen the movies, so I don't know how much of this is relevant to the fans of the books and stuff.
The definite upcoming movies are as follows:
>Rogue One
I'm sure you know plenty about this one already. Group of rebellion fighters on a task to steal the death star plans and stop production of the "Death Troopers"
>Episode 8
My source refused to give me ANY information on this except that it prominently features Luke. (He only told me that much because I specifically asked)
>Solo
A young Han Solo runs away from the imperial academy to find a more fulfilling life gambling away his life and running from his problems. Solo is the final name for the movie.
>Episode 9
Again, I know absolutely nothing about this one
>Obi Wan Kenobi 1-3
The first in a trilogy of movies following Obi Wan Kenobi as he protects a young Luke Skywalker. Supposedly the studio does not fully trust Obi Wan to succeed well in the box office, so they are prepared to make the second and third movies' stories into some other form of media like comics or books if the first one doesn't do very well. Because of that the first ones story is going to tie up and finish nicely by the end, even though its only the first part of a trilogy.
>Rise of the Old Republic
A prequel movie to what is going to be a massive media blitz after the current Star Wars trilogy. The movie will follow multiple different kingdoms with warriors powerful in the force known as the "Jedi Knights". One of these kingdoms is the Sith Kingdom, who are recognizable by their iconic red lightsabers. According to my source, all lightsabers in this movie are going to have the Kylo Ren cross guard design. Supposedly this movie is actually very far into development, because Disney has plans to tie it in with multiple comics and book series, video games, and a possible tv show.
>TANO
Apparently it is essentially a remake of Episode 3 told from the perspective of Anakin Skywalkers apprentice, Asoka Tano.
This one is weird for me because I didn't know that Anakin had an apprentice. I'm assuming this was from a book or something.
Movies ideas that are either just being passed around, or are only in idea stages of development:
>Yoda, Dooku, and Qui Gon movies
There is a pretty popular idea floating around of a trilogy of movies following 3 generations of Jedi apprentices and masters. The movies could potentially detail Obi Wan being trained by Qui Gon, Qui Gon being trained by Dooku, and finally Dooku being trained by Yoda.
>Movie centered around illegal podracing
Thats pretty much all I got regarding that one
Also regarding the Boba Fett movie, the chances of it still happening are apparently very slim after major vision differences with Lucasfilm and the writers and director. Thats all I know about it though.
>>69699776
I so hope the illegal podracing/qui gonn/dooku movies happen
>>69699776
>>TANO
>Apparently it is essentially a remake of Episode 3 told from the perspective of Anakin Skywalkers apprentice, Asoka Tano.
>This one is weird for me because I didn't know that Anakin had an apprentice. I'm assuming this was from a book or something.
So it's a remake of a movie from the view point of a character that didn't even exist when said movie was made. Jesus christ.
Might as well quit the theater after scene cuz rest of the movie is shit
>>69699563
>VERY fast x man running at incredibly hihg speed
Is there any good comfy school scenes like in X2 with Wolverine in the school at night before the attack?
>>69699535
BvS
>>69699535
oh just fuck off and go back to weddit pleb im not in the mood for this shit
>>69699535
Spring Breakers not terrible, it's just that it's a lot shallower than people think. It's just high energy pulp. Yes, it has some artistry to it, and it's entertaining, but it's far from high art and it isn't intended to be.
Who will play him in the already confirmed biopic?
>>69699483
He'll do it himself.
>>69699483
CHAT
WALK ON
Is this the most underrated Shyamalan movie?
>>69699146
That's pretty the only good shamalamadingdong movie there is, pham.
I watched it about a week back and I found it to be pretty good, although it does have some of Shyamalan's trademark weirdness to it. The part with the alien in the cupboard was pretty suspenseful.
>>69699146
That's not the happening
>the plants are killing people oh no
about to watch pic related, what am in for?
>shoe-horned in character to appeal to muricans
>sean connery not giving a fuck
>naked invisible man inexplicably being able to survive the extreme cold for long periods
that's all i remember
>>69699103
Pure kino
>Revolutionized modern comedy
>World-class level actor in comedy or drama
>God tier comedian on stage
>Talented musician and singer
>Extremely hard working, always has multiple projects on the go
>Owns production company that now hosts some of the best comedies on television
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tPX06wJh4g
Seriously, memes aside, is there ANYTHING at all that he CAN'T DO?
>>69699102
>Seriously, memes aside, is there ANYTHING at all that he CAN'T DO?
That all depends. Who is he?
>>69699102
Never forget
>>69699102
>is there ANYTHING at all that he CAN'T DO?
make people over 25 laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntKo0EVOk-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntKo0EVOk-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntKo0EVOk-M
They added her green skin post-production?
>>69698730
>They added her green skin post-production?
Probably. I'm not sure how the coloring works.
wow, is this some new stargate
Literally me
>>69698563
..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................me too
i dress like him all the time. girls give me flirty looks but i never talk to them lol
what does /tv/ think about this man?
Does he still offer himself and his sperm on his website?
>>69698469
Buffalo 99 guy? Very awkward, reminds me of myself.
buffalo 66' is a perfect film and he has a nice cock for a cutlet.
What are some movies about Vikings?
Also is the series good to get into vikings? Seems more like tumblr HBO shit
>thread about vikings
>M&B nord image
errytime
>>69698468
I just took the first one of google
>M&B nord
Wat
Viking, and The last kingdom
