What do you guys think of the hateful 8? I'm only halfway through (1.5 hours holy fuck) and it's terrible. I don't care if you "spoil" it
>We say nigger a lot, so authentic and edgy XD
I liked it
masterpiece
I think it was great
it felt like a play to me in a really good way
So uhh.. how about that James Rolfe guy huh?
says he don't wanna see the new ghostbusters movie because its got gals in it...
bald cuck
he's a cuck
who is bald
a cucked bald if you will
or a bald cuck
>tfw ScarJo was probably the best possible choice for the whitewash
>tfw she actually could give an amazing performance of Motoko if properly directed
>tfw she has the eyes to pull of the look
Jesus christ guys, honestly the more i look into the rest of the development of the movie the more I realize she was probably the only good choice besides Aramaki
Why must hollywood make such inherently awful decisions when they got good people available to make shit?
there is literally zero asian actors that could pull it off.
Scarlett Johansson > Elizabeth Olsen
>>69722526
Well I'm not saying that, I'm sure there are plenty of very talented asian actors, but the time and money required for a talent hunt like that would be ridiculous to expect from hollywood
But since they're going the white route, this was honestly the best choice for Motoko, but everything else besides Aramaki is a fucking JOKE
Read the imdb, literally everyone involved has only worked on some shitty quality stuff
Even WETA, the guys behind LOTR, have lagged behind with their Effects with The Hobbit
fuck I'm so mad
So I saw this last night expected an average comedy for mild entertainment. Instead I got a shitty rehash with not-so-subtle SJW messages thrown in.
Is this the way comedy films are going now? There has to be 'progressive' political element(s)?
What happened to just being allowed to have fun? I guess that's why the critics panned Vacation.
Did Chloe do anything lewd in this? She makes me penis smile.
>>69722501
Why would a fridge feature on the poster? What a queer thing to put there.
>>69722610
>wooohooo I bought some Blurays, paid my cable bill, paid for my Netflix subscription, and now I'm thinking about getting a Hulu account so I can watch that new show that is only on Hulu and then maybe get an Amazon Prime Video account to watch that other show that is only on Amazon!
Why do people do this?
>>69722404
>americans
>people
Pick one
>>69722404
They like supporting the things they like because it helps get more things like it made. You always see people on here complaining about stuff with women and minorities in it but those people are paying for shit so why wouldn't stuff be targeted towards them?
>paying for cable AND netflix
Only women do this.
ITT: Characters who didn't deserve it so bad
he LITERALLY did nothing wrong
>>69722272
He was always going to die. Quasimodo predicted it.
Why did they stop making intelligent epics?
>mexican intellectuals
people stopped being an intelligent audience
>>69722183
Money
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>I would say the same thing, just to be polite. Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
>>69722109
Does >[laughs] imply that he laughed at that point or that people laughed at him as he said it?
>>69722109
Well I'm sorry to hear that.
>>69722109
i thought it was just a mean that people think tom cruise was mean to be the actual last samurai instead of just the guy who watched the last of the samurai die
So the leaked plot synopsis and everything were correct
https://youtu.be/gMfUjDnpfRY
>>69722032
It is. I bet the consent drama behind the scenes leak was also true
>>69722032
I wonder why they gave away that Chris would be the main villain in the trailer
>>69722032
Yup. It hit every point. This is gonna be cringeworthy when that dance number happens
Apologize, misogynistic man-babies
So it's all just run-of-the-mill CGI, is it?
>>69721988
is there a comparison of the old reveal of the ghosts? it definitely looks like they improved the visual effect.look of them in the new trailer.
>>69721988
Literally Scooby doo tier
dont you think its ironic and hilarious he died in a speeding car that crashed and he made movies that glorify driving all too fast and dangerously ?
>>69721813
Heh
I never actually thought about it like that
Weird
>>69721813
Thst's not how the word irony works, you unrobust fuck.
>37 years!!!
okay, explain this bullshit:
if they had the internet on that planet and were livestreaming to someone in space or earth for example, somewhere where time runs slower, would the video be super slowmo to the people in space or earth? I'm calling bullshit. nice try tho.
>>69721796
Christ that might be the stupidest thing I've ever read. I don't even care if you're being serious or not, that is just straight fucking retarded.
lmao
>>69721796
You sound exactly like a dumb nigger in my community college English class
The first episode of "new" Top Gear will be airing on the 29th of May.
Is /tv/ excited?
>>69721772
No.
The American Top Gear has hit it's stride and is best gear now.
>>69721772
kek
fuck no.
Exicted to see OP raped by a pack of niggers.
FUCK OFF, FAG!
IN A WORLD_______
>>69721763
of numales and PC culture
>>69721763
-record scratch-
*freeze frame*
It's about an anon who steals plot device technology that allows him to imprint plot device bio-code bullshit that lies dormant in the mind of anyone that looks at his shitposts.
After months of spamming memes spiked with the mind control plot device, he activates the code or whatever bullshit and causes thousands of NEETS and other anons across the globe to go into a catatonic state. A few days later, after family members notice something is wrong when the infected NEETS go even longer than normal without getting up, it goes public that there's some kind of epidemic going on. Millenials across the globe have gone into some kind of catatonia and have become completely useless, even more than before. Other than the general persistant socioeconomic conditions, there's no obvious identifiable cause.
Cut to persistant reporter character. Notices the correlation between the massive drop in 4chan traffic and the explosion of catatonic 20-somethings being admitted into hospitals. Research montage! Figures out that there's a connection between the IPs affiliated with the victims and The Meme. Being a histrionic glory-seeker, reporter immediately reports on the correlation. The meme goes global, infecting hundreds of thousands of people through repeated exposure over 24-hour news and blogs.
cunt
>>69721752
SECOND ACT MIDPOINT:
Anon, now going by Hivemind, is revealed to have just input a standby order. Realizes he has mind control of hundreds of thousands of people. Decides to set new default command as "pretend to be zombie," while also allowing permissions to a connected forum where all of the "infected" are interconnected mentally in a consciousness equivalent of an endless sticky thread about the zombie apocalypse meme. Thus begins the outbreak of the ironic zombie apocalypse. Hundreds of thousands of people pretending to be whatever they think zombies do. There are hoards of romero zombies, aughts babbies that think zombies run, know-nothings that think 28 Days Later were zombies, and a select few who just went back to their daily routine.
Montage establishing the ethical conundrum authorities are in. There are hundreds of thousands of people pretending to be zombies, disrupting everything. They're attacking people, biting, and generally fucking things up. The more instances in the media of cops and "heroes" executing the people pretending to be zombies, the more outrage among the normies and general audience demos. Riots, protests, a succession of coups starting at local level government and corrupting up the chain of command. Within a few months the federal government is establishing superbases in key strategic regions, having completely retreated out of regions that have fallen to unrest and ironic zombie attacks.
P E N I S
The Cuckold
My WIFEEEEEEEEEE'SsS Son
CuckolDING DONG
MEME WARFARE
