>wants to burn down all of Paris because of a boner
What the fuck was wrong with him, /tv/?
>gypsy boner
I'd just kill myself at that point tbqh
This movie led me to believe gypsies are hot
>>69731992
The war of Troy was fought over some pussy. It's perfectly legit.
Childhood crushes.
> tactle-neck
>>69731924
surprised i don't see more malificent themed drag queens at my local faggot meetings
>>69731924
I remember thinking I was madly in love with Christina Ricci
What's up with this Snyder obsession with Bible symbolism?
>>69731833
I don't see it. could you make it more blatantly obvious for me?
Babby's first symbolism
It's not like Snyder is able to grasp even that
That's not referring to the Bible, that's referring to a Renaissance artwork.
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What is the best cinema food?
I vote peanut M&M's
CRAB LEGS
lol!!
Crab Legs :)
Theater shower crab legs falcon!
Turkey legs, Cotton Candy, Funnel Cakes, Deep fried Mars Bars, you can't go wrong with the s'mores chores.
Tomahawk steaks
So have you caught up with Crazy Ex-Girlfriend yet, Anon?
Hang yourself shill, noboy cares about that show
>>69731695
Not true, I care about that show and I'm pretty sure the Emmys will too.
>>69731636
Just watched the finale yesterday, I personally didn't think I'd like the show based on the name and the premise.
But, the characters are interesting and I really like the musical interludes.
However I'm still confused whether Rebecca is hot or not.
SHANE?
There he is. There he goes again. Look everyone he posted it again.
He won on Jeopardy last night.
>BBC? I'm cuckold...uhhh you're supposed to bring friends
I don't get why there are people that *despise* him the way they hate Joffrey Baratheon or something. Yes his character has been flanderized, all the characters in the the show have been, I enjoy it all the same.
How does it go over people's heads that he is a *parody* of an asshole and that there is no way someone like him can function in the real world without getting called out on his shit?
>he is a *parody*
There you go, using words you don't understand.
Literally no one hates him. It's impossible.
He's by far the most popular character on the show.
What's some essential Arnoldcore for those who have never seen one of his movies?
>>69731562
Pumping Iron
The Terminator
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Conan the Barbarian
Commando
The Running Man
Predator
Total Recall
Collateral Damage
Junior
The Sixth Day
The holy trinity
> But you're so selfish you don't want them to know about them.
Titanic or Captian America: Civil War
>>69731450
those aren't your friends then anon.
GotG and Ant-man
Yeah, my friends are fucking plebs I know
>Writes, directs and acts in his movies
>Make well written films, winning several awards for his writing
>His films are always well acted, with good dialogue, interesting characters, interesting plot and themes
>Doesn't make PG13 shit
>Action feels real and not like a tensionless mess
>His films always makes a profit and are praised by critics
>Many would say he has made the best films in the history of film making
>The soundtracks are always GOAT
>Films his films on FILM
>QT has seen countless movies and can take the best from what he have seen and combine in into something new and fresh
>QT is not awkward about his feet fetish, but embraces it
>Got clear styles that everyone tries to copy, but fails
/tv/ dislikes him because
>Normies watch and enjoys his movies
>Farted on TV
>Got a weird personality
>Worked in a video store
Reminder that disliking QT just makes you a "try-hard contrarian who just turned 22 and thinks his taste is superior and everyone should listen to his opinion because he is always right" type of guy
He's a mediocre director that's been propped up by exceptional actors.
Pulp Fiction is a shit movie. Django is ok though.
Why do people hate Kill Bill so much?
Every time someone mentions it, it's called shit.
Why wasn't this funny?
It was.
>>69731152
Why did i not laugh
Because it's Marc Maron. He's another depressing, faux philosophic, dirty old oversharing """comedian""".
How can Rey be a Mary Sue if she can't pee while standing up?
you obviously have not seen her pecker yet.
>>69731075
You know they have funnels for that now
she can BYY PASS HER COMPRESSAH
>Took me nine months to build this casino, Ray. Nine months. Like giving birth to a concrete stillborn. But in the end, I finally realized it's not about how hard you push, it's about the doctor's expertise. That's why Caspere was my doctor, Ray. Except, turns out he hadn't washed his hands, now I'm left dealing with the birth defects.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vROsnpFt0Ck
is this scene the ultimate /tv/ show kino?
>>69731142
>you can't act for shit, take it from me
BRAVO PIZZA
>>69731023
>Some people, Raymond, they never touch a drop of water, still get hung out to dry. Caspere knew this, and they still strung him up on a clothesline. Tell you one thing, Ray, I may be soaking wet, but I ain't got no intention of ending up at the fucking dry-cleaner's.
YOU PUT MUNITIONS CHIPS IN TOYS?
>>69730629
Small Soldiers has probably one of the most odd corporate scumbags in movie history, I mean all he wanted was for the toys to move like in the commercials and not be crappy 5 POA bullshit
>>69730629
I have VHS with this movie, loved it.
also, is this Tobias Funke?
>>69730704
>scumbag
that globotech guy was based
Whats /tv/'s opinion of House of Cards
Personally id say its one of the best series ive watched in a long time, thoroughly enjoyed the character development and the use of fourth wall breaking is spot on
Watch the original british version. The American one is trash.
1 and 2 are good. 3 completely fucks the dog.
>>69730506
Season 1 and 2 are some great television. Then in typical American fashion, the suits up top realised the successful show could be milked to death.
So that's exactly what they did and now it's a pretty terrible show.
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