I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.
stale pasta
I laughed, but I feel I should hate it if I want to be in.
>>69733475
That's chan in general. I hate this fucking place
What happened to horror anthology series's?
>>69733331
They were never that big in the first place.
>>69733363
Is this any good?
what the fuck was his fucking problem?
he was the typical 4channer
>>69733327
He was trying to preserve his culture from the animals that destroyed their own.
He can talk! He can talk!
Hello Sharks. I have secured a patent for all fire superhero related films and television series'. Any time anything capeshit related is sent to screen, they will owe me a royalty.
I have begun a startup company to manage this process.
I am seeking $2,000,000 for a 20% stake in this company.
I love cape flicks, and for that reason, I'm out.
Who cares about superhero movies?
What mature grown man will willingly pay money to watch a kids movie about spiderman or batman?
It's a flawed idea.
I'm out.
I'm a woman, and for that reason,
I'm out.
ITT: right-wing fantasy trips
Death Wish is based
>>69733157
>implying based canon wasn't above euclidian politics
>white male saves magical negroes and gets his legs back
>Hey anon, you like movies don't you?
How do you respond?
>Yeah.
I'm a smooth operator
>>69733078
yes, i meek my own movie u want 2 b n it
i want 2 b n u lmao
>I never watch movies. I'm having trouble finding movies that I enjoy. Everything they make nowadays is just shallow crap. Do you have any recommendations? I'm always on the look-out for great stuff but I never seem to find it on my own.
Why the hate?
>>69732947
Plebs want easy to digest action.
he raped the DC Universe
Because he's a hack
>You could call it “high-brow” comics, but to me, that comic book was just pretty sexy! I had a buddy who tried getting me into “normal” comic books, but I was all like, “No one is having sex or killing each other. This isn’t really doing it for me.” I was a little broken, that way. So when Watchmen came along, I was, “This is more my scene.”
>Everyone says that about [Christopher Nolan’s] Batman Begins. “Batman’s dark.” I’m like, okay, “No, Batman’s cool.” He gets to go to a Tibetan monastery and be trained by ninjas. Okay? I want to do that. But he doesn’t, like, get raped in prison. That could happen in my movie. If you want to talk about dark, that’s how that would go.
ITT: Cast a more ideal actress for Lara than Alicia Vikander
>>69732847
Any woman with actual breasts. Anything above a b-cup, seriously.
>>69732847
or Kate beckinsale, or Lauren Cohan
>Sister is on The Flash
>She works as a zookeeper in Disneyland
what went wrong?
Not pretty, different interest. What do you do OP, assistant manage an Office Depot?
Sounds like a pretty cool job to me
Seems entirely ok? Cool job! She probably has better stories for senpai.
>>69732736
I watch and reread LOTR every winter. Its essential that its cold out to maximize the comfy coefficient.
Hellraiser 1&2 every october.
LotR every christmas, it's family tradition
Best movies about ayy lmaos?
>>69732754
ayy lmao
Signs is pure Ayylmaocorekino
Take a look.
HI WOOWEE
>>69732695
..n-nothing much..
4chan the Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skSvzBVBTpQ
HI ETSUBATSU
>>69732639
4chan hasn't been that place for a long time , and even then it was never 'a place for pedophiles' it was just kids being edgy.
Do you even remember the glory days?
HAIL IL PALAZZO
Friendly reminder that this absolute pinnacle of kino was nominated for Best Picture at the 80th Academy Awards, won Best Screenplay, and lead actress Ellen Page received a Best Actress nomination for her performance, becoming the third-youngest actress to ever get one at the time.
This was /tv/'s favorite movie in 2007
>>69732179
until it became popular.
if it didn't gain mainstream attention it would be praised here.
Act.
What are some movies about the dentist?
I know the Hangover had Ed Helms and Horrible Bosses was Jennifer Aniston, but are there any films they feature the protagonist who's a dentist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUipkWVbaQw
Is it safe? Is it safe? Is it safe? Is it safe?
>>69732029
is that tooth filled with chocolate?
is that what a sweet tooth is?
The whole nine yards. I will warn you that Matthew Perry is the protagonist.
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