>he thinks film can be criticized objectively
arguing opinions will always be a waste of time
>I'm too young and insufficiently versed to have seen (or recognized) objectively bad movies
>therefore objectively bad movies don't exist
You're basically claiming oceans aren't real because you've never left the desert.
Consensus is its own form of objectivity. The only reason gravity is an objective fact is because scientists agree it is.
>>69856833
name 5 'objectively' bad movies
>>69856838
so Boyhood is objectively the best film of 2014?
sup /tv/ any movies similar to the raid?
i dont like action films that uses camera shakes in fight scenes like they do in the bourne films
Watch some movies that inspired The Raid, like Born to Fight (2004).
The Raid 2
fury road
The Power of Kroll Edition
>>69807413
>>69856662
kroll is a babe
Second for Harg
>>69856662
>/who/ dr who gen
why do you keep doing this :'(
Like it? Hate it?
>>69857390
Lmao holy fuck
>>69857390
I'm on my phone, what is it?
Is this movie worth watching again in 2016?
>>69856340
It doesn't just hold up well, it's actually getting better because movies like this couldn't be made anymore.
>>69856405
>because movies like this couldn't be made anymore.
why not
>>69856405
Some of the effects and performances are cheesy but yes, apart from let the right one in there haven't been any similar movies lately.
Just finished watching 'The Master' and I absolutely loved it - I don't think I entirely misunderstood it, but I thought it was great. Was Seymour Hoffman's character basically supposed to represent God? I'm aware that most of the film is a satire of religion, but I feel like I'm missing a lot - especially in terms of subtext.
Feel free to post analytical paragraphs or whatever here, or just discuss your feelings/theories regarding the film.
meant to type "understood" instead of "misunderstood", apologies for that.
I thought Joaquin's character was great - such a violent guy just because he's fooled by the concept of religion and craves sex
>>69856431
i dont think he was just craving sex, theres a lot more that goes into his character
CARMELA COULD YOU PLEASE
HOLD THE DOOOOOR
>It's a 2 warts episode
What did they mean by this?
>>69856094
>>69856101
>it was a 2 dongs episode
Give me one reason why they shouldn't bring back the greatest Bond since Connery, arguably better.
Goldeneye is a top 3 Bond film.
Yes, the following films were shit, but that's not his fault. He was gold in all of them.
Now that Jason Bourne Bond has fucked off, we need a real actor to save this franchise.
>>69856069
LAST NIGHT I BOND BURGERED YOUR SISTER
Brosnan isn't a very good actor. The scene on the beach in Goldeneye feels like it belongs to The Days of Our Lives.
>>6985610
desu I fucking cried during this scene
movie?
>>69856078
Captain America The First Avenger
by the time he got on the nade it would have already detonated
also pointless sacrifice since everyone was already out of lethal radius
Movies that are literally about your life
Being John Malkovich
>>69855630
>catched
What are some good films about centipedes?
>>69855333
King Kongfuck the haters
fuck those guys they live under my sink and in the bathroom
human centipede
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT08yzbC-s8
>>69855289
its not that funny man.
if it was TV would have made more then 2 posts in every thread every time its posted
>>69855289
that's not Ryan Gosling
>uber shilling
hmmm nah
not funny Tbh
Fix this fucking door, you fucking faggot!
"You'll get your goddamned money when you fix this GODDAMNED NIGGER RIGGED DOOR YOU FUCKING HOOK NOSED JEW KIKE"
Raimi, what were you thinking, man
>>69855118
>>69855158
FUCK ALL OF YOU. MY DIALOGUE IS MASTERFULL YOU PIECE OF SHIT KIKES
>>69855118
>"How's the pie?"
>"Tastes like your sister's cunt."
Jesus Christ, Raimi
Should I watch Robocop 2,3,4 or it's unnecessary?
>>69855104
Robocop 2 ain't half bad.
>>69855104
2 is good, everything after is dogshit.
>>69855104
>4
Watch 1 and 2 and forget the rest, hell most people will tell you ignore 2 but fuck thatROBOCAIN
WELL EVERYBODY'S HEARD! ABOUT THE BIRD!
B- B- B- BIRD BIRD BIRD! BIRD IS THE WORD!
>it aint me doesnt start playing
>>69855071
My friend thought Family Guy made this song, he didn't know it was old as fuck.
>>69855071
WE'LL LET THE GOOKS PLAY THE INDIANS!
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