Is the song on his walkman slowed down by a factor of 1000 or some shit?
I mean he's moving so fast that time basically stops and the song continues playing on his walkman, I'm assuming. Otherwise whats the point of him putting them on?
>>69848264
Putting on his headphones that is
I thought there was a bit where you heard the song that was playing in real-time and it was playing at 100 times speed or something.
just turn your brain off lmao
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/family-guy-used-nes-game-footage-from-youtube-then/1100-6440033/
it's like I'm literally browsing readit
Fuck I hope Based Rolfe gets to be on freaking Family GUy! I hope he zaps meg with a Proton Pack! Then Mike could pop up andgo "Oh shit!"
>>69848247
I dont have autism, explain why this is important to you.
Who wins in a fight between The Guest vs the Nightcrawler vs the Taxi Driver?
Taxi Driver because he's my favorite
Nightcrawler because he causes the taxi driver to crash so he can film it, and the other guy is a faggot.
>no driver
It doesn't make any sense!
He says "What did he want?"
She says "What did he want?" (As if he should know) "sex upstairs."
He says " I guess that's understandable"
She says "Understandable?"
He says "Because you are a very beautiful girl"
She like "woah" gets up and says
"Are you saying the only reason a guy ever wants to talk to me is because he wants to fuck me?"
(NO BITCH THATS NOT WHAT HE SAID)
But this mofo goes along and says "Well I think we both know what men are like"
Ok I'm done transcribing. Just wanna say this is so obviously incongruent. I always felt strange at this argument scene and I realize it's because it doesn't follow. It makes zero sense. Perhaps it's a reflection about trivial domestic arguments, based off of misunderstanding each other? If that's it then ok, they are both high af and just waiting to get into an argument. But I dunno
tom cruise is gay now rewatch it
>>69848028
Kubrick saw relationships as a power struggle. That's what Eyes Wide Shut was about, not some sinister "Illuminati conspiracy".
Eyes Wide Shut was a meditation on the constitution of interpersonal relationships
>>69848028
Bitches be crazy when they don't get the attention they crave. Either make them jealous directly or they will crush you with phoney outrage. Simple.
"The name is Bond, Jane Bond."
>>69848024
"The name's Morph. Xenomorph."
leave spi kyno to me
>its a "/tv/ thinks It Follows is shit and everyone else is wrong" episode
>>69847875
Replace It Follows with The Witch and you're accurate.
>>69847875
It sucks that I can no longer talk about one of the best horror films of the past ten years on one of my favorite boards because everyone here has such garbage taste now. I seriously miss 2004-9 /tv/
>he watches "horror" movies
lol
What happened to his career?
jews happened
Took a brief hiatus since he upset a few jews
its coming back. he'll cameo in a hollywood flick soon and all will be forgotten
Anyone into star trek? My dad used to always watch it but I've never touched it.
Watched the first episode of picard, it was a little slow at first. Felt like classic 90s television. But a actually got sucked into the story. Does every episode have heavy overtones of "21st century humans were so barbaric but now we've learned from the past"?
start with the original series. watch literally everything.
no, it isn't all good; in fact about a third of it is legitimately bad, and another third is questionable/won't quite be your taste.
im sorry in advance but this is the only way. one does not simply slack into star trek.
>>69847758
but don't watch sub rosa, it's literally unwatchable
>>69847758
theres no way i'm sitting through kirk era
>As much as we love our childhood animated Disney staples, it's not news some — okay, most — of them are problematic in their own ways.
>There's a scene in the original Jungle Book that makes everyone a little uncomfortable. The ape, King Louie, dances around, singing to Mowgli, the human protagonist, "I Wanna Be Like You." It evokes a minstrel's performance, laden with black-white, racial subtext.
Fuck this generation
https://mic.com/articles/142655/disney-movies-have-a-huge-diversity-problem-and-they-don-t-seem-to-want-to-fix-it#.OzUW89qIe
>>69847361
Its ok op
normal people are getting fed up with their bullshit now
>>69847361
The pic on the right is him getting the dick succt
Stop looking for things that can offend you.
WTF were they thinking?
PREDATOR KILLS HUMANS
THEY DONT FUCKING HANG OUT TOGETHER
They weren't there for the humans this time in that place, pay attention next time kid.
>>69847265
being this fucking stupid
So that means predator can team up and make friends with a human? How does that fit in with the code of predator
>Red thing go boom
Why don't they make huge ancient greek movies any more?
Capeshit is cheaper and provides better ROI
>>69847183
This.
300 : 2 also bombed
>god tier acting
>god tier score
>god tier story
>god tier action
>god tier feels
>god tier sets
>god tier cinematography
>god tier dialog
>god tier costumes
>aged like a fine wine
Remind me why we hate Lord of the Rings again?
LotR circlejerk thread
Who the fuck hates Lord of the Rings?
>>69847023
We don't, we hate The Hobbit.
POLL POLL POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10277863
Patricia Arquette was really memorable in this.
there was nothing memorable about memehood except for how cringe the last bit of dialogue was
Twelve years.
>>69846827
How many years did it take to make again?
Big Gulps huh? Alright, well, see ya later
>>69846756
was this in the original movie?
>>69846831
yes
YOU ARE IN LUCK
>The villain rides around in a chariot harnessed to two giant flying beetles
>The "Gods" are 9 ft tall humans with literal molten gold in their veins
>Garard Butler speaks with his Scottish accent the entire movie
>The entire universe consists of Egypt
>Egypt is literally a flat circle floating in space.
>The sun god Ra lives on a spaceship
>So he can battle the space-worm that attacks nightly.
>Ra also has to "reel in" the sun, to make the sunset
>The fucking sun is attached to Ra's spaceship with a metal chain
The movie is constantly hilarious and a ton of fun. If SJWs hadn't shat on it for "whitewashing" or whatever there would have been tons of critics who enjoyed it.
7/10 literally not a bad movie at all
>>69846687
yup. Expect cult status in a few years. And maybe a fan edit with no Thoth.
>>69846687
>can you make it taller?
>panic.jpg
>I was just kidding
>>69846687
>>Egypt is literally a flat circle floating in space.
like dark city?
