>character goes to a bar
>orders a "beer"
>character farts
>doesn't shit pants
>horse character goes to a bar
>orders a "carrot"
>Character goes to a nightclub
>Doesn't finger popular tv show host
>its a Nigella cooks dinner for her family but her children want extra milk with their butter episode
i'd stick my penis in her vaj and cum inside her and get her pregnant so she can give birth to my kids if you know what i mean
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE
>>69853275
I'd give her my milk and then slam it in her butter.
If you know what I mean.
What is objectively the worst horror movie to find yourself in?
I'm voting Silent Hill.
>>69853148
Prince of Darkness or The Thing.
nightmare on elmstreet
Not horror, but Buried (the movie) is one of the things I fear the most
This whole thing is awkward, mean-spirited and everyone is kind of pathetic
How is it so fucking funny? It shouldn't be this fucking funny
>NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
They should have kept the original intro song.
It's not funny.
it's the tale of robot and /b/tard basically
What went wrong?
>>69852978
Speed Triple not being able to outrun a fucking suburban.
Tom Cruise had just seen and loved Hard Boiled and as a result hired a director who was completely wrong for M:I.
>>69852978
There's some lazy editing in this movie, tell me if you can see it here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBAhsNz-RcU
>Gibson, he said, had initially offered him the role, only to call him back 20 minutes later and beg him not to take it.
>"He said, 'You'll never work in this town again.' I told him, 'We all have to embrace our crosses,'" said Caviezel. He added: "Jesus is as controversial now as he has ever been. Not much has changed in 2,000 years."
>A passionate Christian, Caviezel told the audience at the First Baptist Church of Orlando he had learned to accept that the destruction of his acting career was a price worth paying. "We have to give up our names, our reputations, our lives to speak the truth," he said. Though he labelled Gibson "a horrible sinner", he said the actor turned film-maker should not be vilified. "Mel Gibson doesn't need your judgment, he needs your prayers," Caviezel said.
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2011/may/03/jim-caviezel-passion-of-the-christ
Why does Hollywood get so butthurt about religion?
>>69852853
It's only Christianity it hates
>>69852853
But he's probably made more money doing PoI
It's full of jews
No cannes thread? That's not acceptable
>>69852794
It got canned
>>69852794
When they announce the winners?
>>69852840
Today.
masterpiece or dementia?
total masterpiece imo
this films is never discussed here
opinions?¿?
dope ferrara
>>69852778
It's nearly flawless. I'm glad the faggots here don't know about it and haven't memed the fuck out of it
>>69853147
But did you ever
suck a guys cock?
HEY COP
There are people on /tv/ this very moment that think this is a good show
>>69852693
Your mother is a whore
>tfw I sat through this entire monstrosity simply because of how much I enjoyed the comic
I wanted a Sandman series once, but now I pray that it never happens
>>69852693
OK but seriously though, has he done anything really evil in the entire show?
Be honest, which one was better?
>>69852414
>>69852414
both were disappointments, but at least MI5 had redeeming action scenes. Spectre is completely forgettable
>>69852414
Spectre, and it's not a close race.
My main problem with Mission Impossible was that it didn't actually have a 'rouge nation'. Spectre was just awful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxXRkqXfhYM
a newbie shadow grows
S2 opening is better. Only tryhard redditors disagree.
>>69852789
I disagree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgW2KLJayxI
Will manchildren ever recover?
women were a mistake
>>69852294
kek
>>69852294
>anti racism shit and pro feminist shit requires all evil people to be white men
>feminist pretend men are the reason why it was changed
this is some next level double black flag shit going on.
anyone watch the new Game of Thrones episode?
>>69852105
No, no one did
>>69852129
it was released on HBO nordic.
which one is better for logging watched /tv/ & film ????
>>69852092
Fuck you
imdb is actually useful
ITT: Lonely professional gets shit done.
>The Hunter (pic related)
>The Veteran
>Collateral
He didn't look very lonely in that bath tub
:^)-/-^<
Rambo - all of 'em
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