>>46792377
I looked at it in passing, but my groups gone off playing RPGs

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>>46792833
I'm sorry to hear that. No impression of it?

>>46792841
nothing worth noting. looked kind of nifty....

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>>46785878
>now
Is your faith on the Emperor lacking?
are you a heretic anon?

>>46785878

>WTF, I'm a huge faggot now

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>>46786686
>Defending the witch heretic legion
Shhh anon, no more words, just eternal damnation.

Digging in the dirt ain't new in their society, you just don't brag about it the same way you do spelunking.

>>46783047
It's only gay if you're not drunk when doing it.

>>46783047
homosexuality? if it has a beard fuck it

>>46812579
With a thread like this, you're just asking for /pol/-tier replies.

>>46812579
I'd make it so that this thread was never posted.

>>46812579
4chan is never created.

Or the Bronze Age Collapse never takes place. That would have some of the biggest effect I think. All the languages would be different, Western and Eastern culture as we know it wouldn't exist. Technology would probably be radically different too.

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>"...what."

I go quiet for a few seconds.

"What 'what?'" she asks, a puzzled look on her face.
"Ugh..."

I begin pacing around the room.

"APPARENTLY," I groan, "the voice in my head already knows where those two kids live. Or something."
"What?" Lorelei stares at me.

you two really do belong together

"And I guess he thinks it's a good idea to just raid their place," I say.
"...wow," Lorelei replies. "I...
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>>46803575
>yeah, go ahead
TRUST

>>46803575
>hell no, you're going to relay this plan through me first

>>46801114

>Page has forgotten his trip Edition.

BUT I REMEMBERED A BUNCH OF OTHER THINGS!!

BEHOLD. A PASTEBIN
https://pastebin.com/5GaESbcP

And I've got an ASK.FM: PageOfIron!

AND LOOK, A SIMPLE FAQ
>What is this?
Quests are communal Roleplaying Games. You and other posters will decide the actions and responses of a Main Character, either from presented choices, or your own write-ins.

>How...
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>>46801179
But enough nonsense of me performing the basic minimum amounts of organization. BACK TO THE ISSUES.

You currently sit with Doma Toceri, Pentoshi Merchant, and financial overseer of the Company, having just shown him the invitation to a foreign noble's townhouse who had no reason to reach out to you.

"These are deep waters you have entered, Captain Finn. You must be careful. The Lyseni do not believe in training armies. They rely on mercenaries to wage their wars. This lady could be a opening for a great market, or a rival we did not see coming. You must try and avoid offense. You must weigh your every word to her, do you hear me?"

"I hear you, Doma. But you needn't worry. You'll be there to patch things over."

"I dare not, Captain Finn. I have...history with the Lyseni. It is not impossible this is some sort of trap to snatch me up and deliver me to my enemies. Further, note hear." He points his finger to a section of the note. "I invite you to dine aysola", she says. This is "privately". To bring any beyond a personal guard would be an insult. The note calls you "Master", a credit of respect. You would seem callous, rude, and paranoid if any notable ones came with you. You shall have to brave this challenge alone."

>Response

>"And what if I just don't go?"
>"Great, I'll just chat up an unknown noblewoman whose family could have me killed for using the wrong fork over a dinner I'm not prepared for. What could go wrong?"
>"I'm gonna need a better tunic."
>Write-in

>>46801295
>>"I'm gonna need a better tunic."

>>46800102
>>Ask if she's alright
>monkey is dyke

Reminder that the bunny girls are best girls and smiley is a horrible person for not allowing polygamy

>>46800102
>>Ask if she's alright
>>Ask if she traps everyone who comes in here
>That exchange
My sides.

>>46799078
HYPE NINJA QUEST TIME!

Time to confront Madara!

>>46799078
UNLIMITED HYPE WORKS

>>46798173
Jack: Masturbate furiously

>Stand, back to wall, next too the door and knock, with a shiv ready to shank the poor bloke to come through.

>>46798173
>Equip Shiv
>Open double doors

The power to rule them all.

That, and maybe some invisibility if that's not enough.

Making abstract patterns in wax seals.

>>46794648
Power to command any member of the Pathfinder society.

>>46792454

Rowan and Harvey take the lead. Everyone carries suspiciously bulging duffel bags. Yours is especially heavy, but it gives you little trouble. Ocean spray fills the air from the crashing waves below the pier.

A pair of police officers in ponchos get in your way. One holds out a hand to stop you. “Island’s closed today folks, we received a tipoff of a potential terrorist threat.”

Rowan hoists up her back and gives them an exasperated look. “That’s why we’re here,” she says, gesturing...
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>>46792463

If the wind on the shore was fierce, here it’s almost unbearable.

You pull away from Wolf and look around. A stark lighthouse towers before you. Next to it is a hollowed out frame of a building – through its skeletal windows you can see out the other side to the watery expanse beyond.

Turning around, you find the prison complex standing behind you, well-weathered from long years spent in open ocean air.

The plateau on which everything stands is surrounded by steep rocky slopes.

“There’s...
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>>46792509
>I’ll take care of it.

Condensation beads on the windshield of your shuttle, the cool humidity of the early morning darkness promising a long and muggy afternoon to you as you let out a long yawn. "You know, I think this is actually the earliest that I've woken up since I was on Earth." You mutter, glancing over towards Angelicia and Julius, the mechanic looking to be just about as groggy as you feel while the swordsman only grins brightly at both of you.

"Well we've all gotta start somewhere, Doc. Maybe by the time this shindig is over you'll be getting up before...
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>>46784518
"No kidding." You mutter, before glancing around around the bay again, noticing that while most of the mercenaries have moved on to more productive tasks, a few still seem to be showing at least a casual interest in your own group. You shake your head, doing your best to ignore them as you turn back to Tom and Freida, "Have either of you heard from Abi yet?"

"No, I haven't seen her this morning. I'm sure she's on her way though." Freida answers, while Tom nods in...
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Well...4chan half of my post. Joy.

>>46783236

Kinda realmy.

I mean, you could just have them be something like Cardinals who are big deals wherever they go and bring that pacification with them under the guise of some kind of aura of faithfulness.

Hell, that's basically the Ethereals for the Tau, though with less religion and magic and more dogma and pheromones.

>>46783274

It is. This fact is not in dispute. And we're on an website modelled after Japanese anime boards.

What does that make us all?

As long as the rest of the pantheon and their followers are up to stuff


Like the god of Hedonism and his followers doing dirty deeds to ensure booze remains cheap and plentiful

Rolled 1, 1, 5, 1, 1, 4, 3 = 16 (7d6)

>>46780545
No interest eh?

Rolled 5, 3, 5, 5, 3, 6, 3 = 30 (7d6)

>>46781410

Drop that roll and I am in

>>46781586
Sure just did it to try and garner some interest. Gonna roll for the rest?

Splinter Twin did nothing wrong

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Jund is 10% of the meta in a 57% aggro format

"In the interest of competitive diversity, Tarmogoyf is banned"

>>46777926
47%*