your friend sounds really autstic

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>>44552279
>Finally his luck fails as he rolls too low and the DM tells us that she screams
>He decides that now is the time to rob the governor
>He enters his house, stabs the governor
>He lets the governor leave the room
>Butler shows up
>Steve says, "I use my cunning action to disengage, and dash 60 feet out the door"
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>>44552324
>My character decides to walk northeast, like his god told him to
>Group follows
>At night, resting, get jumped by assassins
>Kill them all
>In morning, my character doesn't give a fuck, and keeps walking
>Everyone else leaves, following clues on the assassins, leading them to a nearby port city
>Captain...
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>He shuts the door*
Not shoots the door...

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>>44551831
What were they arguing about?

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>>44551424
I guess I subvert them. Was never keen on vampires, so I instead tied them into the same undead family as liches. It's all linked up in blood and death magic, and all for immortality. Through various means, mostly blood sacrifice, a sorcerer can become a vampire, an immortal undead monster blah blah you've seen it all before. Their bat-shapeshifting, blood magic, and allergy to sunlight and god isn't just disease side-effects, and is tied into their magical power. All vampires used to be some kind...
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>>44551424
It's sort of a subversion on the "noble monster", big castle and fancy jews kind of thing. They used to be powerful noble families, but after over-hunting and expanding their broods beyond any ability to sustain themselves they started to fall apart. So they were forced to engage in aggressive expansion to keep their bloodlines from starving, but in addition to their ailing state and unwillingness to let internal grudges die, their armies were eventually worn down and they were defeated. Most of them...
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>>44551424
Inspired by ancient steppe cultures, or at least how historians back when talked about them. Roving bands/clans live in the high plains, riding giant bats and berghasts. Keep bats like hawks too. Live in the cave riddled hills during the day and ride out at night to fight each other for turf or raid nearby settlements for blood. Not very clean eaters, they really tear into their prey when eating them. Think Daybreakers if you've seen that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q63mRR3d7ck

Pretty diverse...
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>>44549391
British Mario Party?

>>44549391
It just looks like Mornington Crescent to me.

>>44549391
Looks like a mini metro rip off.

- Lucian login music
- proyect Master yi login music
- Minus hasdeu

>>44549168
I really like this Perturbator - Nocturne City

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>>44549168
Perturbator
MegaDrive
Carpenter Brut (not quite as good)
M|O|O|N
Scattle

You can go into either Hotline Miami game's soundtrack to find all sorts of good stuff. Hell, even Plastic Beach has some thematically appropriate stuff.

>>44548496
I ment PCs not OCs

>>44548496
Considering that Starcraft started as W40K but had the serial numbers filed off because they lost the license I'd start with one of the 40k RPGs or possibly try and combine them.

>>44548712
So dark heresy, rogue trader and death watch would be good bases, I can mix and match any existing rules for playing eldar to make protoss playable, should probably water down perils for psionics

>>44548390
>Italian
>Not making a Space Marine Chapter based on the Order of the Holy Sepulchre

YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB

You should know that while the game has never been balanced, I'd say it has never been as unbalanced as it is now. Some armies are ridiculously powerful (Eldar, Tau, Necrons etc.) and some armies are just fucking terrible (Orks, CSM and DE good examples of this).

Here's an overview of the seventh edition and what has changed and what hasn't:

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_40,000_7th_edition

Imperial Guard is now called "Astra Militarum" because GW is run by apes who love trademarking everything and they couldn't trademark...
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>>44548509
When I started playing we had already three Space marines players, I picked the Guard and I liked it

Nice idea for an army though

Yes.

Because I only play online.

Depends on the food, the players are expected to not make a mess, that is all

At the dinner table yes. We take break from the game table around 8pm to have potluck. Last week was holiday leftovers; so various sausages, leftover turkey made into pot pies, half-drunk bottles of wine, and stew.

I imagine it's mostly pretending to have a dinner

Everyone is involved in a huge LARP and the central plot is that things are fine. If anybody breaks character at any point and starts screaming about how they have to eat rats to survive, they're executed for trying to ruin the game.

It's a pretty hardcore larp. Probably one of those Nordic ones.

Kinda small, there only one party in the whole country.

CALL THE LOCKSMITH

Why the fuck did I put a lock on my armor?

>>44547715

You sure? You already checked in the usual spots and retraced your steps when you last had them?

I mean, it'd be no big deal if they just charged you $15-35 like it was any other key, but dealerships now are putting fancy microchips in all these fucking keys, even if your plate armor doesn't have any chip-related tech in it, so they can charge you fucking $900 for a new key.

>>44547493

>my barbarian eats the eggs

>>44547493
Aren't they one use only?

>>44547493
Smite the unholy artifacts

>>44547489
There aren't any.

>>44547489
They're the only numbers involved in the joke about why 6 was afraid of 7

1 Ans'l
2 Mo'rcck
3 Horned Rat
4 Phraz-Etar
5 Malice

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THERAPYYYYYYY

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>>44546905

You used the wrong image as your OP.

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>>44546674
You both do your very best trying to kill each other. Surviving party (if any) is considered to be in the right.

>>44546674
Might makes right

>>44546700

That kind of it. You both sort it out amongst yourselves with subversion, sabotage, and general dickery forever until one of you is killed by who or whatever and the survivor, if there is any, is generally considered the guy who was in the right.

You're unlikely to ever reconcile your difference because you're Inquisitors, not pussies, and they'd sooner see you flayed alive than make peace. It's more cutthroat than a high school clique.