PIT:Kris Letang out Saturday vs Kings
PIT:Kris Letang misses practice Friday
BUF:Rasmus Ristolainen having a breakout season
ARI:Dylan Strome named OHL player of the month
EDM:Nilsson makes 42 saves in great 2-1 OT win
PHI:Claude Giroux has goal and assist in win v NJ
BUF:Evander Kane has two goals in win over ARZ
CAL:Kris Russell listed day-to-day with UBI
TOR:James Reimer is once again on the sidelines
BOS:Bruins will start Jonas Gustavsson on Friday
PHI:Michal Neuvirth will get the nod on Friday
TB:Lightning give extension to coach Jon Cooper
>>64007622
Raanta and Montoya have been doing pretty good. But Niemi has played more games than Lehtonen (17 to Lehtonen's 12). Not a backup.
Stop stealing /nfl/ memes already
Caps gonna win like 8-0
Pick 'em
Washington at Winnipeg
Pittsburgh at Los Angeles
NYI at Ottawa
Nashville at Detroit
Montreal at Carolina
Toronto at St. Louis
Columbus at Philadelphia
Colorado at Minnesota
Boston at Vancouver
Tampa at San Jose
>>64007940
I really hope Nashville can win tonight. They need it.
>>64007940
Washington
Los Angeles
NYI
Detroit
Montreal
St. Louis
Columbus
Minnesota
Boston
San Jose
>>64007940
Washington
Pittsburgh
Ottawa
Nashville
Montreal
St. Louis
Columbus
Minnesota
Boston
Tampa
>>64007965
I hope they can't
>tfw mod just gave me a 30 day ban
What's the most important /hoc/ meme?
>>64008085
I'll 'ook you in the gabba m8, I swear on me mums loife
tfw no qt 3.14 publix gf
>>64008158
Dog
>>64008158
There are no original /hoc/ memes. All the alleged /hoc/ memes are actually just Finnish memes.
>>64008158
At the end of the day it all boils down to
>rags
and
>kongs
>>64008158
>rags
>>64008158
>>64008158
TTTT is was this night/image that ushered in the era of massive meme production. It was like we discovered what we were capable of.
>>64008158
>rags
>>64008187
That's a fit semi thick girl with more cushion that knows how to throw down I tell you what
>rags
Gandalf: Mr. Baggins, I'm Mithrandir
Radagast: He wasn't alone.
Gandalf: Uhh.. you don't get to bring friends.
Frodo: They're not my friends.
Radagast: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the balrog. The mosquito demon
Gandalf: Durin's Bane? (nods)
Get them on the eagle, I'll call it in.
Gandalf: The flight plan I just filed with this eagle lists me, my men, Mr. Baggins here, but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my eagle!
(Gimli drags a Nazgul to the edge)
Gandalf: WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB MR. BAGGINS?
(The nazgul offers no response. Gandalf shoots an arrow off the side of the eagle)
Gandalf: HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD.
TELL ME ABOUT DURIN'S BANE! WHY DOES IT USE THE WHIP?
(The second nazgul says nothing)
Gandalf: LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED RINGWRAITH!
Third nazgul: Or perhaps he's wondering why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of an eagle.
Gandalf: At least you can talk! Who are you?
Third nazgul: It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan. (Gandalf removes the hood of the third Nazgul. Underneath is a 20ft tall Balrog.) No one cared who I was until I took Moria
Gandalf: Was getting caught part of your plan?
Durin's Bane: Of course! Mr. Baggins here refused our offer in favour of yours. We needed to find out what he told you.
Frodo: Nothing! I said nothing!
(The eagle encounters turbulence. Above, a winged beast with a team of Nazgul riding it comes into view)
Gandalf: Well congratulations! You got yourself caught! What's the next step in your master plan?
Durin's Bane: Crashing this eagle. With no survivors!
Jets gonna get fucked
>>64008260
Looks like a suburban middle class girl. She's even got a super american suburban name.
>>64008206
>not >rags and >laffs
>>64008324
Exactly
What does /hoc/ think of Viktor Tikhonov being placed on waivers?
>>64008356
literally who?
>>64008356
Who
>>64008123
/hoc/ outside of /hoc/ is dangerous, my friend. Like stepping off the ice and walking into the parking lot without taking off your skates.
>>64008390
>>64008449
Welp, never mind. 28th overall draft pick in 2008 draft, picked up by the Coyotes. Ended up playing in the KHL after a few seasons in the AHL and one in the NHL. He was signed toa one year contract by Chicago and now they've placed him on waivers
>>64008082
is the gril sara diamond? it should be or the tranny referee
>>64007940
Crapitals
Shitsburgh
Erik Karlsson hattrick
Hickville
Frogs
Tarasenko
Columbus
Minisoda
Hongcouver
Tampon Gay
>>64008016
>>64008081
STL playing b2b DUMBFUCKS
Leafs gonna win
Is eggnog like melted ice cream with alcohol?
>>64008843
Leafs fan detected tbqh
Oh shit line brawl
Dang, so close to a brawl.
>>64008843
>Leafs
>winning
ayy lemieux
>>64008891
basically... alcohol is optional my malaka friend
daily french lesson: Desharnais is pronounced DÉ-AR-NAI
Caps 7/last20 on the pp. Unreal
why is the news not in alphabetical order
Are you pro or antti niemi?
>>64009041
>alcohol is optional my malaka friend
LEL
so it is that? melted ice cream?
>>64009101
Harnais means harness
desharnais means harnesses
his great grandfather probably worked with horses
>>64009124
is he trying to be briere or something
>>64009141
>worked
AAAAAAAnyway, it's still german and there's only one correct german pronunciation. Maybe that's why the rest of the germans kicked you out Franks. Maybe you wouldn't SHUT UP about your "correct" pronunciations.
>>64009101
but yeah eggnog and icecream are pretty similar.
Eggnog (mixed milk in french) has more milk than cream in ice cream.
REMINDER THAT SMUK EBERLEL HAS SCORED TWO DANGEROUS GAME WINNERS IN A ROW, AND DALLAS GOT KEKED BY EDMONTON. LMAO
THE MEME RISES...
Caps fan here. My fan base is full of morons.
Many Caps fans laud Tom Wilson and Michael Latta. Both of them were involved in a penalty that put the Jest on the board (1-0). This is actually pretty common, as these two man-children cannot control their emotions and routinely take penalties as refs watch them like hawks. They don't fucking belong in the NHL, yet I'm sure you'll see on fan sites like RMNB that they -- at least Wilson -- deserves a better line and more ice time. It's absurd.
Who else belongs to a retarded fan base?
>>64009141
>>64009222
Thanks based Swede.
But actually in french last names the prefix "de","des","de la","du", means "from" in english.
So Desharnais old ancestors probably came from a town called Harnais.
>>64009380
luvin Wilson on my fantasy team doe
>>64009388
Harnais isn't a place in France
>Le harnais est un équipement permettant à une personne de s'attacher
I can't see them doing anything but winning the cup.
>>64008206
sometimes
>laffs
>>64009427
So desharnais is interpreted as "from bondage" or "from slavery"
>>64009472
>greentexting a bad team
kekerino
>>64009380
everyone likes memeing senpai, don't take it so seriously
>>64009380
Fuck Wilson
RIP Lubo
>>64009457
>It's an even year.
>Not thinking the Kings are taking their turn with the Hawks.
>>64009505
that's why it's only sometimes when they do something funny
>>64009486
Well a Harness isnt really the same thing as a slave's iron collar, if that's what you're thinking of.
>>64009427
True a harnais is a piece of horsing equipment
But in old France there was probably a region called Harnais, and noble from that region had the title des harnais.
A quic google searc however told me that desharnais is a deformation of deshornais...
>>64009572
And that there is a village called hornais in France.
http://www.viamichelin.fr/web/Cartes-plans/Carte_plan-Les_Hornais-4140-Liege-Belgique?strLocid=31NDQ4c2cxMGNOVEF1TlRJd01qWT1jTlM0Mk5Ua3pPQT09
IQD ladies
>>64009449
Pittsburgh vs L.A. thread
>>64009678
>>64009678
>>64009678
Penisguins at Kings
>>64009697
>>64009711
>>64009697
>>64009711
>neither is named official gamethread
shit OPs are shit
>>64009697
>>64009711
use the bill thread
>>64009283
edmonton's meme potential is fantastic. especially when mcmeme comes back
hopefully we see a kongs vs oilels 2.0
SO /hoc/, where does Eric Staal end up by the end of the year?
>>64009807
I just hope the wheat prevents the burrito from making the playoffs again.
>>64009834
Doesn't really matter, he's shit now.
>>64009834
trading for him seems like a waste. he's too expensive to help a team in playoffs and he's not worth building around.
>>64009977
>>64009807
I think he could do some real damage on a team like Chicago, but they can't afford him.
Maybe Montreal. Unless they're cool with Pacioretty continuing to play with Desharnais
>>64009449
Kings fans getting mad ITT
>>64010193
I don't think it'll be a waste because he can probably be acquired for a very reasonable cost. There will be MUCH better rentals available such as Stamkos, Byfuglien and/or Ladd, and more I'm missing. Staal would be way down on the list and as such, wouldn't take as much to acquire.
>>64009848
*wheats
I saw Patrick Kane at a grocery store in Chicago yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>64010317
stamkos being a rental is interesting. I think he might be too valuable to an offense first team like the lightning to be a reasonable rental unless the team that trades for him is convinced they can ink him long term this summer
If you got beef then bring the ruckus
>>64010401
the pasta's stale senpai
CANES VS HABS
>>64010664
>>64010664
>>64010664
I live abroad alone so sometimes I get lonely but my mama sent me a tea light advent calendar that goes around the candle, and when you open the doors, there's a small picture on really thin paper that the candle can shine through, so it gets brighter every day.
I have the best mama in the world
>tfw watching the curling because its on espn3
>>64011381
I did that with bowling once.
>>64011446
its not bad m8, its like the olympics except theyre all kind of thick and homely
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2014/03/the-puck-stops-here/357579/
I know people always meme about finnish goaltending but this article is fucking fascinating.
>>64011684
>All that text
>In the end of the day it's still >Finnish goaltending
>>64012227
All that smug and at the end of the day, Sweden adopted Finnish goaltending. That and millions of African muslims.
>mfw Winnipeg gets this goal called off
>>64012289
Dude learn to read.
The guy in the article was a decendant of the original fennoswedes.
It's like Canadians thinking they are something else than brits who could not handle Europe
>>64012460
?? No face you fag
Why don't they just install cameras on the blue line??
????
>>64012635
why do they use tiny fucking ipads to review goals
Lol Winnipeg that was clearly offsides, but besides that your team deserved that W
>>64012675
they don't. There are tvs at the scorers table
>>64012705
>lol
>mfw with no face
what the fuck are you doing here
![2n8vrbo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lJFimD8.jpg "2n8vrbo[1].jpg")
>>64012717
then why don't they use the tvs
they're clearly looking at those small screens every time
>>64012705
Lol no it wasn't you dumbass casual.
His toe was clearly on the ice.
Not even a jest fan
>"DON'T YOU MAKE THAT FUCKING CALL!"- Paul Maurice, 2015.
>>64012799
It's probably something supplemental. He's still got Toronto in his ear, no? Who cares if he can see it too.
>mfw kongs 30-12 on shots
>the elite shittsburgh pænweens
>>64012493
>>64012827
I just went back to confirm that lel
Holy hell his face when they made the announcement didnt even fucking twitch, he just remained glaring at the ref its hilarious
>>64012799
that's weird I've seen them use a tv before. Its not like it matters right doesnt toronto ultimately make the decision or does the ref make the final call
>>64012881
lel he doesn't have toronto in his ear, that's the entire point of challenges, the ref makes the final call
>>64012705
That wasn't clearly offside at all, what they were looking for is if Blake Wheelers toe was off the Ice or not but there was no conclusive evidence that was the case so it remained a goal.
I don't know why that review took so long, it seemed like an obvious call to me.
>>64012799
Nice to see all those unsold psvitas finding a home.
>>64012820
It wasn't but I guess you're just a blindfag watching hockey on a 144p stream
>>64012924
I've never seen them use TV, which arena was that?
Google's homepage is marvelous.
>>64012934
what's the fucking headset for then? Crowd noise and commentators?
>>64012934
Toronto can advise, but ref gets final call.
>>64012934
It's dumb, challenges should be done by a third party and not by the officiating team on the ice. That's way too much pressure and the screen it's done on is too small.
>>64012493
But national goaltending in finland was invented in finland. It doesn't matter if some mongol suomi invented it. The country implemented it, and sweden implemented it after. If you're arguing that an ethnic group can take credit for achievements made by its diaspora, that's a sure sign your people are in decline. It's like a greek in America saying "b-but... we invented democracy!... Alexander the great!" or the reverse of Syrians being like "Steve jobs was part syrian, my people invented itunes!"
Top apex summit zenith kek my friend. Bring your girlfriend some water, Mohammad got her all dehydrated.
>>64012906
DUDE.
>>64013047
It's just for us Finns. Others won't know what you are talking about.
>>64013155
it's for everyone
>>64013002
http://www.nhl.com/ice/m_news.htm?id=771976
this says the arena can use either handheld screen or a tv.
It also says if the review is in the final minute when no challenge is required toronto makes the decision. Says for a coachs challenge they talk to toronto but ref makes the call
>>64013102
this is correct, didn't know about toronto I just knew that the ref makes the final call
>>64013105
people have been complaining about the refs having different standards for interference from the start, I don't get why it works like this
>>64013190
No it's not.
>Challenge is put in to place so the retarded Duchene offside goal never happens again
>Cameras are not put on the offside line, leading to not having all the right angles to make the right call.
The whole reason it was called a goal was because Blake Wheeler's toe was blocked by something at every angle so you couldn't tell if it was a millimeter off the ice or not, if there were a camera at the line then you would have been able to make that call.
>>64013190
No
>>64013210
Goalie Interference has been such a judgement call for the refs but I think they've been far too harsh and nitpicky on calling it.
>>64013241
my friend in usa also sees it.
>>64013281
nice trolling m8
>>64013190
>>64013241
just fucking post a screenshot for us
>>64013137
>DUDE WEED LMAO keked ur country!
Forty years after the Swedish parliament unanimously decided to change the formerly homogenous Sweden into a multicultural country, violent crime has increased by 300% and rapes by 1,472%. Sweden is now number two on the list of rape countries, surpassed only by Lesotho in Southern Africa.
Tariq, your country is keked, raped, and memed. Not even the excellent goaltending and rugged good looks of Lundpads can fix it.
>>64013115
But you are retarded.
The greeks (ancient ones, nordic people) invented democarcy and made many scientific discoveries. No one in the real world gives a fuck what failure diaspora says in your culture/historyless shithole says. They are not greek/Irish/Italian whatever the say.
Also you say we take credit for diaspora. Do you know the history of "Finland"?
Swedes went there and colonized the landmass called "Finland" today. All cities, universities, castles and so on was built by swedes.
"Finland" was a part of sweden for 800 years and it's name is Österland.
The concept of mongolian tribes having a country of their own in Europe is a new age thing and is barely 200 years old.
>>64013308
>>64013248
think about how many people are on the blueline entering at once. That angle would be blocked just as often as other angles
>>64013301
that's because a lot of things look way worse in slow motion than in real time
it's gonna take a season or two before they get it all sorted out
>>64013321
DUDE WE FINE LMAO.
2015 = A CABINET THAT LOOKS LIKE MUMBAI BECAUSE WE ARE CANADA AND CAWKEY IS CANADAS SPORT LMAO
>>64013358
Then go and take it over again. The Iraqis, Somalians, Syrians, and Turks are already enriching your girlfriends, you've got nothing to lose.
>>64013361
neat thanks. Mine doesnt look like that. Happy binland day
>>64013358
When you guys gonna make crowns silver?
>>64013380
That doesn't mean you shouldn't have it, though. Especially considering in this particular case it would have given the officiating team the angle they needed.
>>64012960
Post a pic then mr homer retard.
Go back to watching football
>>64013447
Considering how gold means nothing these days and is a tainted medal (DUDE 3 CANADIAN REFFS IN THE FINAL LMAO), why not?
>>64007710
Going to my first uni hockey game (D2, kek) in a few hours. What should I expect?
>>64013532
Were there actually 3 Canadian refs? You think they'd hire unbiased ones
>>64011684
that was a really good read
it could do without that huge block of canadian cock sucking in the middle for no reason, but the rest of it was great
![9e302d0f0e414bf9bca5547a4d0e2f8d_18[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JtrOlHI.jpg "9e302d0f0e414bf9bca5547a4d0e2f8d_18[1].jpg")
>>64013361
pretty comfy desu
>>64013423
Your riksdag isn't much better. New question though.
Which riksdag member would you fug?
http://www.riksdagen.se/en/Members-and-parties/Members/In-alphabetical-order/
calling this christian democrat QT http://www.riksdagen.se/en/Members-and-parties/Members/Ledamoter/Szyber-Caroline-0666958447826/
>buffalel thinking they're the new hockeytown
if anyone were to edge out detroit (or has), it'd probably be toronto or some shit
>>64013576
All hired by the IIHF (yuros)
>>64013137
WEED
>>64013614
I think Detroit ruined themselves
>>64013590
Embrace the syrup.
>>64013614
>hockeytown
>>64013627
But the iihf is a shit
JURCO AND ATHANASIOU PLAYING
ARE THEY GONNA SCORE?
>>64013576
CANADA LOSING?
NO LET'S FUCK UP SWEDENS NUMBER 1 CENTER ZETTERBERG RIGHT BEORE THE OLYMPICS. GOOD JOB CANADIAN GOON GRINDER #2324252
NO LETS BAN THE NUMBER 2 CENTER BÄCKSTRÖM BECAUSE OF A ASTHMA MEDICINE WHEN CANADIANS ROID IT UP IN THE NHL EVERY DAY.
NO LETS USE 3 CANADIAN REFFS IN A FUCKING OLYMPIC FINAL WHERE CANADA PLAYS
LMAO IT WAS A LEGIT OLYMPICS GUYS.
BUT ALL THE OLYMPICS WHERE CANADA LOST WERE NOT!!! LMAO
>>64013590
Also over christmas grab yourself a bottle of Crown Royal Harvest Rye (voted best whisky in the world), a comfy blanket and toque, and watch yourself the 72 summit series.
You will feel feels.
>>64013705
But they hire the refs.
So our deluded Swedish friend's claim of bias is ridiculous.
>>64013713
I only buy Canadian whiskey when its cheap. We got real whiskey in America, famalamadingdong.
Might watch the series though, that sounds like a good use of time.
>>64013708
>you will never have to delude yourself this much to feel good about your countries team
Feels really good.
which 7 PM match should I watch?
>>64013713
CR is fucking trash, if you're going to get a rye get Whistlepig, Templeton or Lot 40
>>64013706
Jurco won't score and what's your source that says that Athanasiou will play? According to the red wings twitter he won't.
>>64013763
I know I'm saying they should hire unbiased refs though, or at least split it
1 from each country
>>64013763
>iihf and in extension the IOC is not the most corrupt organization of the face of the earth and would never take money to "fix" stuff
Epik
>>64013829
DUDE WE MANAGED TO WIN IN THE ONLY SPORT WE DO NOT SUCK DONKEY DICK IN LMAO IT ONLY TOOK 3 CANDIAN REFFS"!! LMAO SWEDEN DELUDED LMAO
LETS DANCE BRO ITS 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8ypraEielc
>>64013862
misremembered I guess
>>64013850
Fishsticks @ Sens 2bh
>>64013850
nashville and red wings.
>Franzen
>not based
1/2
>>64013970
2/2
>>64013970
He pranked Nyquist recently
>>64009380
>Wilson -- deserves a better line and more ice time. It's absurd
Hasn't he spent significant amounts of ice-time with Ovi and Backstrom, and still found a way not to score consistently?
>>64013990
>>64014007
oops, excuse me, it was Kronner
>>64013706
That's a funny way to spell "Andersson."
Is someone else going to make the wongs thread this time?
fresh oc senpaitachi
>>64014044
Okay, cool. I was wondering who it might have been.
>>64013853
>>64013824
Not regular crown royal, the harvest rye. Try to keep up, Ameribro.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/karlaalindahao/2015/11/30/crown-royal-northern-harvest-rye-is-best-whiskey-in-the-world-2016/
Author of the whiskey bible put it at number one, which is a pretty high accolade considering it's sub-$50usd.
I merely suggested a nice canadian whiskey to go along with a hockey series that redefined the game.
And don't get me wrong, I love me some American booze, particularly your beers and Noah's mill bourbon which regrettably cannot be found up here.
:-)
>>64014143
RARE PROXY
A
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>>64013893
What sport is Sweden the best at again?
Back to your kekshed, Sven.
>>64014099
deeeeeeeeeecent
>>64013850
Preds/Wings will start about 5-10 minutes before the others due to HNIC bullshit
>>64014094
That's who it was. I forget that he's still on the roster
I aint makin it
>>64014143
Super rare flag
>>64014121
>go to that whiskeybible site
>literally a picture of the dude wearing a fedora on the front page
lel, naw
>>64014231
no idea what that is uezs but that works for me.
>>64014202
Innebandy.
Your turn.
Not 3 reffs allowed
Nashville @ Detroit thread here!
>>64014371
>>64014371
Friendly reminder that the only country with close to as many olympic hockey gold medals hasn't existed for 25 years
>>64014322
a) pretty sure that's a panama hat
b) nigga looks pretty cool
c) judging him by his headwear and not his accolades? Pretty sure you're sporting a mindfedora. Anything to protect your little ego right?
>>64014349
>1 one in the last 5 world cups
NOPE
You can't even into your own irrelevant sports.
Pathetic
>>64014420
>I only drink sophisticated whiskey for sophisticated gentlemen, which is why I prefer crown royal
How do the Sabres with Eichel compare to teams in similar situations in the past (Shitcago + Patty Kane, Shittsburgh + Sid the Kid)?
>>64014500
RARE FLAG
>>64014420
It claims to be "the worlds leading whiskey guide". And even if it in some ways is, the fact still stands that it's only one mans opinion about whiskey. So the question is how much that award really says.
>>64013850
Cashville and detoilet
>>64014490
Can't even understand a medal table.
Pathetic
>>64014490
in five years all their fuckin players will be Mahmoud Tahir bin Salat Andersson, Mohammad Rasheed Berg and Iqbal Talabani Sorenson. They're done son.
>>64014494
Nah bruh, I'm drinking a big fuckin 2L thing of asahi super dry right now, and have a bottle of glenlivet founder's reserve at my leg, along with some stone vertical epic and lagunitas undercover shut down ale.
I'd say pick up a harvest rye if you can get a hold of it. It's apparently worth drinking. It's not like a canadian will magically appear and start fucking your wife.
>>64014625
>not the current champions
>one one win in six years
>b-b-but we used to be good
Wow you got keked out of this sport too
Congrats
>>64014777
Did the weed melt your brain. Remove the turban and let a doctor check it out kek
>>64014874
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bandy_World_Cup
>getting destroyed by slavs at "your" irrelevant sport
Is there another sport that Sweden is "good" at? Or is this it
>>64014874
floorball sounds like some kind of hanrej sport where you allow somalians and iraqis who usually do the floor sweeping to fuck your women.
No wonder you guys are so good at it.
Hello out there! We're on the air! It's hockey night tonight!
>>64014935
Learn to fucking read you dirty designated street shitter.
No one but your brown ass is talking about Bandy you c.uck
>>64014420
REMINDER that the only two people who responded couldn't say SHIT about the olympic medal tallys and instead chose to meme about the whiskey guide
>everybody injured
>D is an unbelievable clusterfuck
>Miller clearly exhausted and brainfucked after 22 starts out of 27, including 14 straight starts, SV% now at AHL levels
>coach won't play Markstrom
>13 road and 5 home games in last 33 days
>including 6 road back-to-backs
>everyone but the Sedin line taking a 10-game break from scoring goals
>2 wins in last 10 games
>0 OT wins this year
>playing Boston
Where will you be when the Nucks turn their season around tonight?
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>>64014874
>Remove the turban and let a doctor check it out kek
>sweden flag
this is the black pot throwing stones from his glass house into the furnace
laffs already getting memed on
Was Draisaitl just a meme? He had 17 points in his first 10 games but has had only 2 points in the last 7 games.
>>64014982
Sorry I just assumed you wouldn't be pathetic enough to brag about women's sports
>>64015005
>Where will you be when the Nucks turn their season around tonight?
turn it around 360 degress lmao
>getting scored on a first shift, first shot rookie
HURRIKEKS
>>64015056
hes no mcdave
>>64015056
>Was Draisaitl just a meme?
yeah
>laffs
cool pads on sparks though
>>64015078
>>64015065
No you are an illiterate street shitter. Nothing more, nothing less.
Just like Canada is nothing but a place of street shitters. There is no point to canada existing except that there are street shitters there who shot on the street.
Noting in the history of the world would have changed if Cananda never came to be.
Continue to shit the streets my brown friend and keep on practicing that language of your Queen back in London
>>64015056
that was only the first reich
now comes a slight pause
Holy fuck the Leafs are shit
>>64015209
Feeling bad for sparky desu
>>64015180
Even your royal family looks like keks
>tfw watching them get beheaded by the newly-elected Caliph of Sweden next year
>>64015180
>this asspain
>bragging about women's sports
Enjoy your last night of freedom before the Swedish racism police sentence you to 40 lashes, Sven
ok /hoc/ discussion time
if you could add or change one rule in the NHL regulations, what would it be?
>laffs too ashamed of their team to make a game thread
>>64015280
>multiball
>>64015280
New offside rule
Red line becomes the new zone for the blue line,
Once the puck crosses, teams can enter the offensive zone
>>64015280
Short-handed goals end the power play
>>64015260
>>64015268
>>64015280
win = 3 points
OT win = 2 points
OT loss = 1 point
>>64015280
remove instigator penalty
>>64015372
fuck off gaylord, loser points are a plague already
>>64015369
m8 we got like a million beaches and most are empty
>>64015280
Goal line technology and remove instigator
>>64015414
Not if you're a Canucks fan.
>>64015369
That's not even in Canada, you mixed up Canada with your no poo in loo homeland :^)
>>64015414
They should just bring back ties and each team gets 1 point
>>64015372
How about we just remove the fucking Bettman point instead
>>64015497
>implying Canucks fans want the loser points
MATTHEWS
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>>64015378
this
they should either stop fucking aroudn and ban fighting like a bunch of babies they are or get rid of these stupid compromises
>>64015327
>laffs
>>64015056
OK thoughts on Draisait/Reichsaitl.
Draisaitl was primarily responsible for Ebs' OT goal. Leon was balls deep in the play that developed in the offensive zone, and then he managed a steal and a very aware pass as he saw eberle absolutely open in the high slot.
He's only 6'1 215 but he's got an imposing stature. Seeing him play in person last night, I could have sworn that he was 6'3.
He is very dominant on the puck and plays very good two way, especially behind the net. He shys away from bonafide hits but can really expand his body into an opponent's forearms that really fucks with puck carriers in a legal way. He was especially effective in a couple situations where puck carriers tried to buttonhook and he stuck on with no problem, harassing without taking penalties.
The missing piece to draisaitl's play was foot speed and whatever the fuck he did in the offseason totally fixed it. He's fast in a line and quite agile while displaying a good amount of grit. He has pretty good hands and crossed up a lot of defenders last night.
IMO he's like a taylor hall with slightly better skating and a measure of restraint.
>>64015378
This.
>>64015378
\m/
>>64015552
auspic isnt even considered a franchise talent in nhl 16, kids a bust for sure
>>64015378
Agreed
>>64015455
That is because you have designated shitting beaches.
toronto is throwing the game, 100% serious
https://twitter.com/3rdPeriodSuits/status/673290683558555648
>>64015862
No they are just shit mate
>>64015744
He's also incredibly old for his draft year
>>64014500
RARE
>>64015862
11-14 shots
that means they're shit even at being shit
