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CLM:Signs of life: Foligno records 2G, A in win
OTT:Turris has no broken bones; more tests on way
NAS:Shea Weber is first Preds Dman with hat trick
TOR:Nazem Kadri leads Leafs past Blues with 2G
OTT:Karlsson caps Sens' comeback with OT goal
MIN:Dubnyk leaves in 2nd with undisclosed injury
WPG:Report: Trouba, Jets table contract talks
LA:Lucic scores two goals in win
CLM:Hartnell draws back into lineup on Saturday
PIT:Kris Letang out Saturday vs Kings
PIT:Kris Letang misses practice Friday
BUF:Rasmus Ristolainen having a breakout season
desu
Cup comes back to Canada 2016
>>64008158
>Getting mad at pictures of clip art pigs
I meme
Therefore i am
>>64022463
o-our year
This Sharks/Bolts game has 0 energy.
Bolts are gonna be nice and well rested for tomorrow.
Which team is the most EXPOSED this season, the Ducks or the Bolts?
>>64023035
Bolts
>>64023035
Ducks
>>64023035
oilers 2bh
>>64023191
>>64023381
can't expose teams everyone knew were bad already senpai
>>64022443
Mad at Swedish twink?
>flyers
tonight was a fucking disaster
>>64023517
>there are people who still think Doughty or Weber are a better defensemen than Karlsson
top fucking kek
>"B-B-UT E-EASTERN CONFERENCE BIAS!!!!!!!!!!"
>>64023805
>look at all them points
>quality defender imo
>cantada
>>64022443
So I just got back from my first hockey game in 10 years.
I haven't watched in that time but it seems like it was less physical and less happened. What changed?
>>64023970
actually games were much less physical coming right out of the lockout, so it's probably just nostalgia clouding your judgment
>HONGOOKVER CHINKPUCKS
>PRUST SOON TO BE SUSPENDED
>CANTPUCKS ABSOLUTELY BTFO
LOL
GET KEKED YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
Prust gonna get hard with a suspension or there is no jsutice in the NHL.
Poor Brad Marchand. That couldn't have happened to a more respectable player.
HA!
>>64024091
I think the last time someone was punished for a spear it was just a fine, but Prust is kind of expendable so maybe they'll make an example of him
What do you think bros?
Suspension?
Fine?
Gold Medal?
>>64024232
It'll be a fine but Canucks fans are praying for a suspension.
>>64024232
Gold Medal. Most of the Bruins players I'm cool with, but Marchand is a fucking goof.
>Prust saves the game for all the disappointed fans at Rogers Arena
>by gratuitously spearing Marchand in the balls in the final couple minutes of the game
>then further aids the team by getting suspended, allowing someone who actually can play hockey to take his place for a while
Best offseason pickup of all time
>>64024232
>Marchand'sMarbles
LEL
Daily query: who can stop him?
>>64024320
Brandon "Ball Bust" Prust
>>64023805
I'd say Weber is right there with him, he gets over shadowed a lot because the Preds don't rely as heavily on him to do scoring as they do with the Senators.
Karlsson is amazing, but I'd say Weber is right there with him as best defenseman
Why does Rinne have to suck so much fucking dick though? I'm seriously tired of the Predators fans telling me Rinne is good, he's like above average at best, where yeah he does a good job, but then again he is playing with Josi, Weber, Ellis, Jackman, and a rising Jones and Eckholm. Plus all our forwards are more defensive oriented than offensive so it's not like there's a reason a team should ever be getting scored on more than 3 goals a game.
Just make the season end already
>>64024331
pls no, he's a young lad and he needs those for test production so he can become a big guy
>>64024232
That's it, I'm saving this and making a Simpsons joke out of it.
"Brad Marchand Productions presents: Man getting hit by hockey stick.webm"
Chocolate chip cookie for the first who gets it.
>>64024333
>Weber is right there with him
Isn't Josi the one with the better defense/possession?
>>64024320
No one.
>leads NHL in plus/minus
>11 goals already, McClavicle doesn't stand a chance
>doesn't even bother scoring goals unless it is 5v5
>carrying the team with Pavel to a 7-0-3 record
>takes a big heaping shit on Weber right after he gets a hat trick
Don't forget he already had to leave a game because his skate got caught in a rut on this ice and he was back by the time it was his next shift.
>>64024320
How did he drop to 15 in his draft year? He's been a top-3 player all year for the Wings
>>64024232
Only Lucic deserves that more. Vancouver is all right by me.
>>64024376
>Simpsons
Why dont you support the BEST TEAM IN HACKEY?
Also
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>64024381
They're both really good to be honest, Josi is a better skater, and a bit better at possession, but Weber is a lot more physical and has an amazing shot and all around great offensive capabilities.
I'd give him the edge over Josi, but I think Josi and Weber are 2 of the top 5 defensemen in the NHL in my humble opinion. I just wish there was a better goaltender to make the Predators work, that loss tonight really boiled me over when I have to think they lost to the fucking Panthers also
Bishop just got a blade in the face/eye and had to walk off the ice... I hope his beautiful face isn't scarred.
>>64024446
Why is his mask so shit
>>64024446
#pray4bish
>>64024369
He'd better not give Nutcracker no lip, then, and just concentrate on scoring dozens of goals on the Nucks' current popsicle-stick defense and AHL goaltending
>>64024438
Who's the rest of your top 5?
>>64024376
Don't cry for the Nucks
They're already dead
OFFICIAL Canadian Teams Rankings
>1. Habs
>2. Snes
>3. Leafs
>4. Jest
>5. CucKs
>6. Flams
>7. Oilels
discuss
>>64024429
Love you too, babe.
>>64024473
Gotta love those rebuild seasons, eh?
>shorks
NORCAL is rolling in his grave desu
will portland ever get a hockey team?
>>64024493
Enjoy your delicious cookie, friend. You've earned it.
>>64024495
>less wins than Calgary and Edmonton
>Canucks ahead of them
Negro, please.
>>64024499
>rebuild season
>still make playoffs because Pacific is so fucking awful
>>64024482
Karlsson, Ekman- Larsson, and Hedman in my opinion.
>>64024465
I think it's p cool desu
>>64024466
ayy
>>64024576
>No Doughty or Keith.
Opinion disregarded.
last 2 digits of this post is how many years until a canadian team wins the cup
>>64024705
>you
>>64024688
Doughty is only out on the ice a lot because his team is always dead, doesn't mean he's really all that good. Plus Quick can get like 50 shots on goal and still make Doughty good. He's a good defenseman, just a bit over rated in my opinion. Keith, well he's on a stacked team with a shitty goalie. He's good though, top 10 in my opinion
>>64024705
>tfw the Sedins retire Cup champions
>>64024727
>Doughty
>Not all that good.
The fuck are you smoking?
>>64024705
ty man I can see it already
>"Marner has it, to Nylander, back to Marner, SHOOTS SCORES!"
>"LEAFS WIN! LEAFS WIN!"
>that fucking game
double digits for flyers stanley cup dynasty 2017-2023
>>64024762
You mean:
>"Laine has it, to Nylander, back to Laine, SHOOTS SCORES!"
>>"LEAFS WIN! LEAFS WIN!"
>>64024778
I hope those taco lovers didn't kill Bishop
>>64024866
me too
if post ends with triple digits then oilers will be moved to montana
>7-0-3
>leaving a consistent playoff contender to coach the Laffs
>unsurprisingly, the Laffs are in last place
how long until Babcock kills himself?
>>64024730
>Sedins
>Cup champions
>>64024955
Pretty sure he knew what he was signing on for
>>64024955
why would he kill himself he got fucking paid
>>64024955
you forgot
>$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>64024955
>>64024800
B A S E D F L O Y E R S
I think it'll be more like 2018-2022.
2019 SCF Flyers v. Jets calling it now
>you will never sit with mickey Redmond while he bantz about the good ole days of hockey
>you will never sing Piano Man with him
Is there any reason for me to live anymore
when will /hoc/ go back to being fun
>>64024955
he knew the leafs were going to be bad, they traded every player they could for picks
now he's just waiting for the statues they'll build of him in this city
What was with the canucks game?
how the fuck do people fall for marchands pest game every time...
Why are the canucks so shit against physical teams?
Leafs > Canucks
>>64025420
>sens fans
lmao, the canes won the cup, we can do it
>>64025290
When Smuk comes back.
>>64025420
>gif
>not animated
I will destroy you in an autistic rage Canada, so help me God
>>64023805
>zero gold medals
>>64025489
seriously, nigger?
Hello Finland.
>>64025527
I gotta say, that's a pretty dank meme Canada.
>>64024376
Man gets hit by football now where's my cookie hoser
>>64024556
>habs
>losing to my shit carolina 'just blow it up' team
wew
If your team has lost in regulation in any of their last ten games, they're pretty much shit
>>64026250
yes, they all suck
Go Karpat; it's all I got atm
>>64026272
At least you chose a team from a city founded by swedes :)
I wonder what smuk_anok is up to right now
>>64026308
Probably shitposting on /hoc/ pretending that he's some guy who misses smuk_anok
>>64026328
This desu
>Couldn't handle being made fun of for being a brony
I'd respect him a lot more if he just dealt with it 2bh f@m
These threads went to shit after Master of Dubs left
>>64024808
You mean:
>"Nylander has it, to Nylander, back to Nylander, SHOOTS SCORES!"
>>"LEAFS WIN! LEAFS WIN!"
>>64026328
>>64026456
I'm pretty sure most of /hoc/ misses him. I constantly see people saying as much.
Reminder that Karlsson will win the Norris this year and it will be his third Norris trophy before the age of 25.
>>64026593
>B-but muh DOUUGGHYYY xD
>He skates around on a stacked team doing nothing xD Norris candidante!
>H even got shitty goalie behind him while Karlsson god AnderssonGOD xD
>Muh KIETHSHIT xD
>Le do nothing man on a SC wining team
>Gets raped by Karsson on the OT last night, must be a norris winner xD
Hey guys
I'm going to see the Stanley Cup tomorrow and take a picture with it. What should I do? What should I wear? Any tips? I'm stressing out 2bh. Im afraid I am going to blow my once in a lifetime chance
>>64026749
relax my man, you 're acting as if you were going to mecca or something. Just whip your dick out , take a photo and cross all the other teams except the devils with a marker. You don't need to be a professor to do that.
>>64026749
Give it to Karlsson
>>64026749
Post a pic of yourself touching it here. Watch the butthurt unfold.
Is this the Netherlands v India match thread?
Independence day
>>64026822
yes.post away
>>64026818
That just means he'll never win it I never touched it as a kid now look at me zero cups
>>64026965
HUOMENTA!!
(what does that mean?)
I 'm happy for my finnish bros!! Their humour changed the internet!
>>64026965
>tfw everyday is Finland Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdWQiVhZRZA
>tfw he'll die in my lifetime
>>64027292
>tfw you'll meet him in the afterlife in Nangijala, where he will live in a small country side cottage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDb9wUxo2_Q
Happy Birdday Binland :-DDDD
The leafs are going to make the playoffs lads
>>64028504
>Le finland is fine and everyone else is bad meme xD
Even though we import more sandniggers per day than you do in a year your economy is a fucking joke compared to ours.
Literally a eastern european tier country
The Snes are elite and there is nothing you faggots can do about it.
>>64028847
Don't bully binland today, they will do that enough when the rioting happens
>>64028877
They have one player that makes them elite and canadians still think he won't win the Norris
>>64029044
There's no way Cowen will win the Norris bud.
>>64024232
is this from last nights game?
>>64029110
yeah
>>64029218
i fell asleep somewhere in the second period. when did this happen? 3-0 made him do it. salty canucks
>>64029283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNlACB5gz30
>>64028385
Jesus fuck, what happened Sweden? Finland stronk
>>64029318
>THAT IS INTENTIONAL
>THAT IS CHEAP
>THAT IS OUTSIDE THE RULES OF THE GAME
Because the bruins NEVER do anything like that. I truly hate the Bruins broadcast team.
>>64029318
wonder if he provoked it or if nucks really were lame enough to do that. either way ref should have called that right on the spot imo
>>64029318
Poor Marchand, he's just an innocent victim.
>>64029426
I think Marchand did it himself a couple of times one season. Might have done it this season too. Don't know. And yes, those commentators are terrible.
>>64029428
One only has too look at Marchand's face to feel provoked tbqh.
Refs would have called it it they would have seen it.
>>64029426
Well it was you fucking faggot, are they supposed to go over the entire history of cheap shots by the Bruins or something?
>>64029428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbbKhSKU3D0
They would never do something like that unprovoked.
>>64029497
I didn't say it wasn't, just pointing out the hypocrisy. They wouldn't even admit the bruins have any cheap shots. Calm your autism friend.
>>64029492
>And yes, those commentators are terrible
I'd rather have Jack than some other team's commentators. At least he actually bothers to do some research on the team the Bruins are playing and gets excited when they score. The Avs commentators are a pretty good example of shit, they act like there's only one team on the ice at all times.
>>64029492
Haha if so, I guess his face + the goals he made were enough to get him a groin shot. Which is lame if true.
>>64029510
Damn..
>>64029514
That's not hypocrisy, it would be if they claimed the Bruins never did anything wrong.
>>64029577
Jack isn't always terrible. Andy is the worst, and Jack usually just feed off of that. But yeah, the Avs do act like the other team doesn't exist.
>>64029318
God damn those announcers are trash
>>64029577
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
I'm not saying that they/he is the worst. I don't know enough about the leagues all commentators to make such a claim. And I'm sure he has some redeeming side to him.
>>64029632
I doubt it was that though. Marchand likes to talk trash, and from time to time act trashy too. It was probably something along those lines.
The reason he isn't liked by other teams (fans) isn't because he's "ugly" or because he scores some goals.
>>64029634
If Marchand did that to someone they wouldn't give two shits, and you know it.
>>64029708
Yup, you're probably right.
hi binland how was your holiday yesterday
>>64029726
Well they did criticize Lucic last year for his nut spearing campaign and said he was doing shit like that because he was frustrated that he was ineffective and other players no longer feared him.
>>64029683
I hate Andy, he just repeats what Jack says but with a Boston accent and he'll keep talking during play when Jack should be doing play by play.
Is /hoc/ the birthplace of all memes forever and ever?
there's some slut thats been walking around outside my apartment for like 30 minutes with no pants on and posing for pictures
So will the Hawks be able to make it into the playoffs this year is this the standard off year for the dynasty?
>>64030127
go down and talk to her
>>64030214
Don't be crazy
>>64030127
Go Patrick Kane her.
I figured i'd ask here, maybe there are other people who play hockey here.
For the last two months now on the inside of my right ankle, there's been a bit of swelling the longer I play, and i've been lightening the load every week but it doesn't seem to change.
I have no problem with walking, bending over, kneeling etc with it when i'm not skating, it's just when I play it starts to hurt on the inside ankle and it becomes weak and i'm unable to get much power and agility with it.
Aside from not playing for a few weeks (because fuck not playing hockey) what can I do to help it? Does anyone know what the issue could be? I thought maybe it could be my skates, but i've had them for over a year now without any problems. I've tried icing it afterwards but it doesn't reduce the lump there.
Time to relegate the Canucks to the AHL.
What players definitely browse /hoc/?
>>64030214
she's probably on drugs its cold out
>>64030417
New skates?
>>64024400
Because good scouts and luck. Larkin was over shadowed by eichel because he didn't score a shit load of points
I doubt the wings would've taken him if they had first pick though. The best choice isn't always obvious
>>64030489
it's what you do when you model
you go to places that fit the theme and wear what they ask you to
>>64030417
Check the other parts of your foot for tenderness, like the outside of your foot, and up both sides of your leg. It sounds like probably a strained muscle that's pulling on your tendons if it's not new skates, but i'm neither a doctor nor am i gonna examine you.
Source: I've had similar problems running in winter and from skating
>>64030550
Also because Larkin is small (6 feet, 180 lbs). And because he's a Michigan native, which I think affects the way he plays because there's some pride in playing for your home team since you were a kid
she put her pants back on last pic
>>64030462
I could see Seguin browsing
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FINLAND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVlOC0bpFq0
That was a hell of a game last night lads, and I had originally planned on going to it. Hope the New Year's Eve game is a good one against the pongs, because I'll be there.
>>64030687
6' 180 isn't small for a player in the draft. A lot of guys start there and end up big guys.
>>64030127
why can't shit like this happen where I live? she looks pretty qt
if it does happen here, it's some 50-60 year old addict
op is a fag
>>64028847
>economy
>mattering at a time when hordes of mud people are invading europe
wew lad
>>64031019
It matters if your country is already a non-white one. (Finland).
Sweden got the heritage to be preserved
Does anyone have any new memes they'd like to share with the group?
You want to do what to me, anon?
>>64031373
>Sweden got the heritage to preserve
You're doing a pretty shitty job of it
>>64030932
Most of his peers, including ekbad, were two inches taller and 20 lbs heavier
>>64031373
that ship sailed long ago jamal
>>64031452
Take you to a griffins game and get you pregnant
>>64031373
>Sweden got the heritage to be preserved
top kek
> Europe
>>64031511
>school
I hope he gets shot.
Happy russia is shit day.
>>64031511
>gf
Ah haha well meme'd my friend!
>>64024521
They already have one
Post /hoc/ doge
>Edmonton
Being in last place
Hahahahahahjahaha
>>64032829
u wot m8 u 'avin a giggle?
What's more troubling /hoc/? The fact that Tampa Bay is shit, or that Toronto is in last place in the Atlantic?
Why do Wongs fans hate Leon?
>>64033312
Tampa Bay. Toronto is such a shitshow it will take time to fix. I think Babcock will fix it, but it'll take several years.
>>64033312
>implying people expected Toronto to be anywhere else
>>64033312
I think Babcock is a little overrated as a coach, but he's literally polishing turds right now, can't do much there.
>>64033312
The Leafs being shit hurts more, Babs was supposed to makes us at least fight for a wildcard. Not to mention he refuses to play Corrado.
>>64033546
Maybe because you guys keep posting anti-semitic pictures about him?
>>>/pol/
>>64033312
Tampa is back on the right track, they just started the season slow
>>64033601
It will take 2-3 years at most not half a decade.
>>64033666
I expected them to be holding a wildcard desu
>>64033723
Naz, JVR & Reilly are his #1 C, W & D going forward. That's three solid building blocks.
>>64034228
>>64033546
Forced meme desu
>>64034573
True! Forced memes that need to go:
>Clipart animal pictures
>Smukfrog
>Supermarket sandwiches/Publix
>Rangers/Rags
>Kings/Kongs
>Leafs/Laffs
>Leon Draisaitl nazi
>John Scott all star
>Patrick Kane rape jokes
Missing anything?
>>64034923
So basically you don't want memes? What kind of faggot gets mad at memes
>>64034965
I'm not mad at anything. All of those things are circlejerks with nothing new to discuss.
Reminder that Nashville lost yesterday's OT because they played two defensemen and those two defensemen fucked up the 3-1 situation just prior to the goal.
>>64034923
>mad at the reichsaitl
>>64034923
>mad
>at a fucking sandwich
>rags
>>64035084
>>64035108
I'm not mad at anything.
>>64035108
>He thinks vegetables only last for a day
>rags
>>64034923
>he hates >rags posting
Get the fuck out
>>64035181
>mad at vegetables
Shit team
>>64035203
I don't hate it, it just contributes nothing to discussion much like clipart, sandwhich; Nazi Germany Leon Draisaitil, rape allegations on Kane it's all talked to death
>>64035108
This is truly the most forced meme of them all.
Can't publix posters come up with anything else?
Shit fans
>>64035467
You are literally unironically mad at a sandwich, you have no one but yourself to blame when you get called out for it
>>64035461
Sometimes you just gotta have fun
>>64035108
>>64035517
They're not even good sammiches
>>64036075
>doesn't realize that publix is the master of sandwiches
Where the hell do you shop? Subway? Jimmy Johns?
>tfw the Lightning better beat the >kongs tonight
>>64036187
>He's about to lose his 1C
>>64036187
Founders, senpai
>>64036255
As shitty as he's been it's hard to even get upset at that possibility. He still most likely won't leave though
>>64036269
Never heard of it. Where are they at?
>>64036269
>this fag won't stop talking about the food at a brewery
>>64036388
>He still most likely won't leave though
You guys basically lose Steven, gut your depth, or hope you can unload some of your garbage ass contracts.
>>64036416
>this fag wont stop talking about basic sandwiches from a grocery store
step it up, dont settle for shitwiches
>>64036434
I don't think he wants to leave Tampa, however at the rate he's playing I don't think Yzerman will give him the contract he wants. It's a weird situation I don't know what they'll do.
>>64036522
Overrated PP meme player tbqh. Between his injury and no longer having an elite playmaker on his line ala Manlet St. Louis anymore, he's getting exposed as fuck tbqh.
tfw no kings gf
also fuck the /v/ mods
>>64036470
>implying I'm a publix fag
nobody cares about your stupid local brewery. You literally dont even go there you have one picture that you keep posting
>>64036642
>founders
>local brewery
plus, that picture is from google, senpai
Ben Scrivens is currently 0-5 in his starts with the Bakersfield Condors. How many losses will he get before the Oilers straight up release him?
>>64036578
Id like to see him play with drouin more, drouin seems to be a really good playmaker and sets up stammer pretty well
>>64036848
>Cooper
>Letting Drouin off the 4th line
lel
>>64036685
no shit weeb you posted the same picture so many times you had to start using a google one instead because you never fucking go there.
Are you also somehow trying to imply that a craft beer company in your town that only has one location is not local?
>>64036642
>not being a publix fag
>>64036899
I posted it twice, bud
plus, founders is rated as one of the best beers in the nation and is sold pretty much anywhere good beer is sold. Friendo.
>dogs
how do you fix this shit?
>>64036953
yeah just like every other fucking craft beer
>stars
>>64037296
>tfw you'll never play in the NHL
>>64037597
is mike smith elite?
>>64036584
a kings fan gf sounds like a bad idea
she'll drop you the moment someone better comes along and when you're doing well for yourself again she'll come join the bandwagon and suck yo dick again, she'll keep mistakingly call you by her old bf's name (gretkzy) though
https://streamable.com/axt4
>THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WOULD UNIRONICALLY RATHER WATCH A SHOOTOUT
>posting about hockey on football sunday. Get in line with a real sport.
>your ban will expire january 5th
kek fuck you mod you can use this as my appeal
>>64037691
>forgetting the kings were averaging 16k people a night even in 09 when they were bad
as much as hoc likes to meme on us. California has had a dedicated hockey culture a long time. We even have more pro hockey teams than pedosoda
>>64037758
what for?
>>64037702
3v3 is just a meme 4v4 in the AHL was GOAT since it still had the strategy from 4v4 coming up in normal games
>>64037854
Personally I'd rather have 4v4 -> 3v3 -> Shitout but the NHLPA will never let it fly in a million years so this is the best option, imo.
>>64037902
does the NHLPA think people would get injured or something?
>>64037941
That would most likely be their excuse, yeah. Extending the game = more chance for injuries, more strain on the body, etc.
>>64037941
it would be fucking exhausting and make games go too late at night. Hockey was the only sport that didnt go full fag and have 300 commercials and make the ending of games take forever and they're approaching slow as shit endings now.
Does nhl do a light zamboni before OT because i know ahl does but they might be testing it
>>64037767
>38 million people in California
>5 million people in Minnesota
Minnesota would poop all over your teams with a population as big as that. Until they took one or two of your teams that is.
t. not even a wild fan
>>64038104
>people dont want to live in a frozen hellhole
We are even having an outdoor game in fucking Sacramento Pedosoda BTFO
>>64038189
>we
>memeing wrong
>>64037767
>hoc
Get >>>/out/ faggot
>>64038189
>more than seven times the population but less than on third of the number of players Minneosta has
>hockey culture
Choose one
Meh, you get a game because it's a big potential market.
Things that need to go:
>tripfags
>kebab
:D
>>64038405
As a california tax payer I funded the baseball field in sacramento so I can say >we
>>64037639
Yes
>>64038479
I enjoyed seeing your lefties get BTFO during your marches today
>>64038189
Oh, and btw. Minnesota (you know, the state with a much smaller population) will have an outdoor game too.
>outdoor in Minnesota in February
Californians would probably freeze to death if they went to the game tbqhf
>>64038427
michigan has more players though and their teams have cups so they dont need to meme about being the state of hockey
>>64038584
We're not comparing those states now though. So don't try to divert the discussion.
>rags
>rags
>>64038584
They memed about Hockeytown before any of those Cups, though
Still agree that Michigan is the true state of hockey
Average amount of points by nationality this season:
Slovenia: 15
Belarus: 13
Denmark: 12.83
Norway: 12.5
Austria: 8.66
Sweden: 8.12
Slovakia: 7.77
Russia: 7.75
Czech Republic: 7.72
Canada: 6.79
USA: 6.47
Germany: 6.28
Finland: 6.12
France: 5.5
Switzerland: 4.75
Latvia: 1.66
Netherlands: 2
Lithuania: 0
Croatia: 0
http://www.tsn.ca/talent/are-stamkos-and-cooper-on-the-same-page-1.405007
I would now bet serious money that Stammer isn't re-signing there.
>>64039861
stamkos FO% over his career is 47.7% maybe he should be a better center if he wants to play center
>>64039861
He's going to sign with the Bruins and change his game to become Bergeron 2.0 and win the Selke every year for the rest of his career.
>wake up this morning
>actually kinda happy for once
>remember last night happened
pic related
>>64040787
>Stamkos
>Two way play
>>64040880
How's it feel to be the most kek'd team in the entire league?
>>64040880
>4-0
Brings back memories, don't it?
>>64024232
salary increase
>>64026593
>score points
>do nothing else
if the norris is only given to the highest scoring defenseman they why not give it to a centerman or winger at this point
http://mweb.cbssports.com/nhl/eye-on-hockey/25403386/brandon-prust-on-fine-for-spearing-marchand-best-money-i-ever-spent
GOON
O
O
N
desu though I think he should actually be kicked out of the NHL for saying that. Prust has a history of being a crybaby and a goon and a statement confirming that should be grounds for permanent removal from the league
>>64041904
Better than the other meme defensemen lel
>>64042035
Nah, Marchand is a fuccboi and deserves a serious retaliation for the shit he pulls all the time.
>>64042505
Not even a ruins fan but people hate boston much more than they should.
>>64042676
Who said anything about the whole team? I just think Marchand is a faggot bitch. I look forward to when someone puts him in the wall and gives him a concussion and the whole "he's a pest lol" meme will die when he can't play for the rest of the season.
>>64042676
that's not possible. I can't think of one reason not to hate every team in Boston
>>64043146
The only ones I truly hate are the pats/fans and the Red Sox team. Bruins and their fans are pretty likable, and the sox are fucking horrible but their fans aren't too bad
>>64043338
>Bruins and their fans are pretty likable
top kek
>>64043378
I have every reason to absolutely hate the team but they play an interesting to watch style. Every game thread Boston fans are always really cool too
>>64043502
1. no they dont
2. no they're not
boston fans in every sport are completely awful
>>64039114
Senpai, they've had cups since the 30s, pretty sure the hockey town meme started in the 40s/50s with Gordie Howe playing.
>>64043632
Idk what to tell you other than I disagree f@m. Sorry you don't have comfy game threads. Are you a frog fan?
>>64043750
not surprising coming from a tampa casual though
I would be offended if some other teams fans took over my building every game
>>64043816
This makes sense. The reason you don't have fun is literally everyone hates your team/fans. You guys are literally some of the worst in the league, even worse than detoilet
>>64043895
not a frog fan though
I understand you're triggered by the habs, but you should apply the same hatred to the bruins, they take your building over just as much.
>restricting ticket sales
>banning jerseys
absolutely embarassing
>>64043502
this is false
>>64043750
Lad, the whole history of the team has been "big tough hockey" which is a codeword for "goons."
The fans cheer when the bruins play dirty, they cheer when they hurt somebody on the other team, Chara tried to murder Pacioretty and their shit fans loved it, and until this year the whole core minus Bergeron was a mix of various goons (Chara, Marchand, Lucic, etc.)
Bruins are shit and you are just too new to realize it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCl6n4TbpwQ&ab_channel=droptheglovesdotnet
>tampon casuals will defend bruins subhumans
>>64044062
>allowing yourself to get cuc ked in your own stadium
It's nice seeing the entire stadium filled with lightning gear, and hardly any from other teams. I went to the kongs game and only saw one kongs fan the entire time
>>64044274
>hardly any other fans
Do you not remember all the Red Wings fans literally every time they play in Tampa?
Even the rags kek Tampa when they're in town.
>>64044274
wow it takes a west coast team to not have more visiting fans show up
>>64044274
Banning other teams jerseys is being scared of getting keked.
"Not getting keked" is allowing other teams jerseys, but still filling the staduim with your own fans.
Trying and failing is more respectable than not trying at all too tbqh
>>64044274
whatever you tell yourself, faggot
still get outcheered regardless of your team pathetically banning jerseys
>>64044458
There's never really any Detroit fans but unfortunately there's a shit ton of snowbird New Yorkers that live here. Florida is great but transplants are the worst thing ever
>>64044463
>implying kongs don't have fans
Memes are fun and all but let's be realistic for a sec
>>64044561
Not really, the Lightning get plenty of their own fans but why even bother letting other fans in? Make it as comfy as possible for the home team
>>64044571
Ohh you're that autist. I'm done with arguing with you I can only prove you wrong so many times before it gets boring
>this bolts fan getting BTFO
top meme to be honest
>>64044763
>west coast fans travel to florida
o i am laffin. Its like your team is so scared they would ban opponents jerseys or somethin
>>64044763
IIR your argument was
>tampa bay fans were cheering in anger when chicago scored, thats why it sounded like that
for everyone else
listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIaWY5MzbM8&ab_channel=NHLHockey95
and tell me you can tell the difference in chicago goals and tampon gay goals besides the goal horn
>>64044973
The anger one was when you posted the clip of crashy b autism crashing into hedman. Which is completely true, I was screaming at my tv, I couldn't imagine if I was at the game
This is the face of the hero /hoc/ needs.
http://www.tbo.com/news/crime/detroit-area-woman-booked-on-arson-charge-at-lightning-arena-20150430/
>>64044763
>Not really
Yes, really.
They might fill the arena anyway. But banning jerseys and limiting ticket sells to people with Florida ZIP codes is a clear sign of them being scared.
And as far as the atmosphere goes. it is always best when there are good sized and organized groups from both teams. But I guess you don't have much experience with that?
>>64044973
>All those glass bangers
>All dem chicago fans
>>64045077
>Detroit
Surprise
Either way I'd rather not deal with snowbirds and transplants at >my arena. You of all people should understand Sven. You wouldn't want all those sand people fucking your girlfriend at a hockey game would you?
go kings go
>>64045069
>cheering in anger
lmao
another game where tampa bay was outcheered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_dNjXW_Nog&ab_channel=NHLTONIGHT
>t-t-they were cheering angrily!!!1
MY SIDES
>>64045243
>oh shit, I've got no arguments left
>better bring up the swedish immigrant situation again
Lel.
Ps. My gf is a "sand person", so I'm the one fucking "their girls" rather. So no, I don't understand.
>>64042075
>Per 60
What? Is that per 60 minutes of ice time?
What a vague ass stat.
>>64042035
God I miss Prust, marchand is a piece of shit solid gooning
>>64045271
>literally taking the argument from one goal and applying it as a blanket to the rest of the games
Just because everytime you go to a game you end up losing and crying doesn't mean you need to make things up about successful franchises
>still not even cheering sounds in that clip
Are you deaf or just autistic? Stop embarrassing yourself
>send bernier to marlies in the ahl to play some games
>the marlies shit hard on the other teams
>bernier faces maybe 2-3 actual shots a game
he might as well be sitting on the bench, it's like 7-0
for the record here is a scf game in chicago
this is what its supposed to sound like when the other team scores, tampon gay fans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MEMmtCrMU0&ab_channel=NHLHockey95
>>64045441
You're just living the stereotype. 4chan isn't the best place to admit that. Good for you, poon is poon, but you're likely to get bullied for that
>>64045566
ok so what's your excuse for all the other goals?
>not even cheering sounds
hahahaha you're delusional as fuck mate. I almost feel bad for you
>>64045585
It's literally the same sounds retard. Can you not differentiate cheering and disappointment? That's an indicator you have aspergers
>>64045637
Thanks. But I don't worry about that, especially since this is an anonymous board.
>tampon gay being BTFO
reminder this fag goes to a shitty state school in florida
>>64045737
>he is this delusional
It is much quieter, you cant literally hear the team itself cheering.
Everyone is embarrassed for you here.
Might want to stop posting f am
>>64045667
>>64045737
How many times do you want me to prove you wrong f@m? I'm sorry you've never seen your team win a cup in your life time, you don't need to try to take it out on people who have.
>2 states that dont get snow have won a cup more recently than Canada
>>64045825
>starting cup shiposting because you're getting rekt
wew lad how BTFO can one retarded casual get?
>>64045823
>it's literally the same
>if I keep suggesting it's not maybe he'll just give up
Disgusting tbqhwy. Seriously though, what embarrassment of a franchise are you a fan of? One of the ones with a handful of fans that hasn't won a cup in over 20 years? Or one with no fans that hasn't won a cup in over 20 years? Or the one with no cup?
>>64045825
my team has won 3 in my life faggot
>>64045871
>literally addressed your arguments and proved you wrong again
Not much more left other than to mock you for not knowing what winning feels like
>>64045946
you don't have a Canadian flag I'm not talking to you
>>64045917
>>64045986
I can always tell when you're getting blown the fuck out because you start avoiding the issues and start shitposting about cups.
Im sorry you've lost again, bud. Maybe stick to talking about sandwiches
>>64045917
It's not the same m8. Not nearly the same sound.
>>64045997
>I'm not talking to you
>let me reply to you
lmao are florida colleges really this bad?
>deluded tampon gay fans getting
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN the fuck out
Here comes the asspain and publixposting
>>64046011
>mfw andreychuk literally took the stanlee into a publix before moving down here permanently
I'm almost sad you guys are getting cuc ked out of hockey so badly
It's 2:30 and the streetlights are on. What the fuck.
>>64046152
>c-c-c-uck
lol this guy is so angry he is going full meme
>t-t-they were cheering angrily
QUICK TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU LIKE BUYING SANDWICHES MADE BY METH HEADS IN A GROCERY STORE
>>64046152
>he literally cannot post a face
>>64046241
>literally cannot even remember previous arguments
Meme properly m8. If you want to talk about bishit crashing then by all means I'll talk about them screaming at him
>>64046535
>posts mfw without a face
>tells someone else to meme properly
get a load of this guy
>>64046622
>taking the meme bait
I hope you're memeing me right now
>>64046659
>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>64046535
>cheering sounds like screaming
it doesnt
>>64046700
lol hes not just pretending he has been going full retard since
>they were cheering angrily
idk why this fag keeps posting
If only I could blame it on Lex...
I fucking hate the fact tampa has so many shitty transplant fans and the fact that there are apologist faggots like the one itt who is fine with getting keked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCe85jLBfXk&ab_channel=CanucksHD
here is what a shit goal is supposed to sound like if you have an actual fanbase
>t-t-t-they were cheering angrily
>>64046918
You should find him and take his keyboard away. Hes embarrassing.
>>64046831
>I was talking about one specific incident
>I'm going to use what he said for completely different situations that he never mentioned
Canadian education
>>64046918
>implying I haven't been complaining about transplants and advocating kicking other fans out of amalie this entire time
Can't believe you autists got this flustered just because I said Boston fans aren't as bad as /hoc/ makes them out to be
>mfw other central teams (except Dallas) are slumping while the Wild are heating up again
>>64047040
>still literally the same
At first it was funny now I'm convinced you actually have aspergers
>rags
>>64047067
Feels good
>1993
>>64047127
There were no cheers my delusional friend. Take your fellow tampa bay fan's advice and stop posting, you're embarassing yourself yet again.
>>64045986
triggered desu
#it was in
>cheering angrily
>>64047430
le american flames fans
>>64047292
Of course they weren't cheers my ASD having chum. However what would you call all that noise? This is a good chance for you to practice emotion recognition
>p..plz stop posting
jej
>>64047544
not "angry cheers" like from the chicago goal
So you admit there is a difference
good game kid
>>64047067
>the Wild
enough of this meme, 2bh
What do the Predators need to get out of their fucking slump?
>>64047647
>comparing a good but sloppy goal against the goalie literally costing tampa the cup by being a retard
I know you don't really understand what it's like to play for a cup but it's a whole different atmosphere
>>64047825
trade seth jones for one of the oilers busts
>>64047430
Those are some nasty bolt ons on the chick on the right
>>64047779
It's not a meme tbqh. They are the SC Champions 2016, all memes aside.
>>64047825
They need to play Juuse Saros more and put Miikka Salomaki on the first line.
>>64047825
white goalies
>>64047970
I think he means saying the wild instead of just wild
>>64047858
>good but sloppy
hahahahahahahahahahaha
this is better than "angrily cheering"
you are a meme machine my casual friend
Reminder that:
Tampa Bay, Florida
Raleigh, North Carolina
Anaheim, California
Los Angeles, California
Dallas, Texas
Denver, Colorado
have all won Lord Stanley's Dominion Hockey Challenge Cup since the last time a team from Canada has
http://www.strawpoll.me/6198540
IMPORTANT POLL
VOTE PLEASE
>>64047970
Salomaki is on IR for some reason, anyone know why?
>>64048219
Canada is kind of like the kek of hockey. They supply players for teams that actually win it all while never winning anything themselves.
>>64047825
Why do american women pretend to like hockey?
>>64048219
>>64048341
>trying to start canada vs USA shitflinging because you got BTFO
>"cheering angrily"
>>64048458
Same reason canadian men pretend their teams are good
>>64048616
Rekt
>>64048512
>he gets proven wrong
Stop bullying me over no cups.. :(
Other Canadians can deal with the bants why are you so sensitive? Is it because you've never seen your team win a cup? Or because all good Canadian hockey players end up moving to the US after their careers are done
>>64048705
>after
you mean before they get good right?
>22 years
>>64048705
>literally out fucking skilled
You agreed with me, remember?
And now you're starting country shitposting because youre upset about it.
>tfw the blackcocks are gonna be capfucked to hell
feels good faam
>>64047504
>>64047825
basic bitches
>>64048860
>so wrong you actually start pretending you're right
>the nation of Canada
Top fucking cuc k
>>64048797
>being younger than me
>tfw you realise it's between Wild and Stars
how did this happen
>>64049323
>i was right
>t-t-they were "angrily cheering
>obongo talking about terrorists at 8
>pongs game at 8
fuck this shit
tfw no alcoholic leafs gf
>>64049544
>caring about the pangs
>>64049470
>literally making stuff up that nobody ever said
>still wrong
>still never seen his team win a cup
Have you ever been so upset about hockey that you angrily cheered?
When the US team beat canada in the round robin in vancouver I angrily cheered to be honest
>>64049731
well at least my favorite team has always existed. Care to explain your flag?
>>64049544
>listening to a muslim talk about how this was workplace violence, how we need gun control and how we shouldn't blame muslims and accept refugees
>doing this instead of watching hockey
Off yourself lad
>>64049830
I just save rare dogs. But the pangs are a meme team whose only success has only come from tanking for draft picks
>>64028385
i'm crying
>>64049805
>he is now backpedaling
just when you couldnt get any more pathetic
you ramp it up a notch
WEW
LAD
>"angrily cheering"
>>64049922
I don't see a problem
>wahhhh they're good because they were bad
how many top draft picks does every other winning team have on their roster? A lot?
>>64050024
>calls others for backpacking
How desperate are you right now? Please tell me you're actually a hongcouver fan like I've been getting from this. Did you help burn down your city? Did you kill your fellow countrymen over a game?
>>64050310
>still trying to change the subject
How long until you get so angry about losing the argument you start cheering?
Pic related: It's you.
>>64050310
>>64050436
Jesus Christ shut the fuck up. Canada you clearly won the whole thread knows he's a fag and called him one now you just look dumb. Blots fag in community college you keep changing the argument like it matters
SHUT THE FUCK YO
Is Condon elite?
SNES@rags
>>64050699
>>64050699
>>64050699
>>64050647
He proves price is a system babby. Try making a good post once in awhile
>>64050580
Except I'm not wrong and this Canadian autist is desperately clinging on to his retarded claim. I'm obviously right he's changed goalposts this whole time
>>64050716
There's already a thread
>>64050122
>>64050122
>>64050122
>warned for talking about sammiches
LITERALLY
MAD
AT
SANDWICHES
>rags
>>64051306
>cheering
>angrily
Kane has about 8 minutes to keep his streak going
>>64052004
he's done it with 30 seconds before
>>64052195
I did your mom in 30 seconds....
:'//
>>64052414
Who hasn't though famm, let's be real.
>>64052004
>>64052195
Well there
Finally, the Draisaitl versus Reinhart matchup we've all be waiting for
HE GETS WHAT HE WANTS
>letting patrape get a point
why did we let these fucking chugs have their team back again?
Explain this shit finland
>>64053329
At this point it is likely your team has allowed him to slip one in as well
>>64053389
They have a very big interest in mushrooms
>>64053389
Those are hand-carved wooden mushrooms and a can of pineapple chunks on a table in a barracks.
>>64053596
Sounds like a fun night out
>>64053389
>watch canadian TV show
>ad for korean car comes on
>koreans depicted speak german subtitled in english
explain this shit
>>64053389
"Jumbo" Joe Thornton on the right
>>64053784
Germans and Koreans are basically the same race desu
>>64053828
now I'm happy we had Honni and not Kim Jong Il
>>64053817
>I'd have my cock out if I scored 4 goals.
>I'd have my cock out, stroking it.
>>64053942
Kim jong wouldn't have thrown your country to the Arabs tbhh
>>64054082
>Americans defending commies
what a time we live in
>>64053817
No wonder he can't play hockey. He has a log between his legs.
>>64054197
>Germans having no german pride
yeah its pretty crazy isn't it.
>>64054197
I'm not defending Merkel at all
>>64054298
now that's a bold projection.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Ducks
>>64051851
>wrong
>aspergers
>>64053452
Triggered
>buffalel
What's a better option than 3-on-3? Some players love it others hate it.
The shootout is objectively awful.
4-on-4 OT ends in too many shootouts.
3-on-3 is better than a shootout but is very divisive itself
So what's a better option?
Friendly reminder that the Kings had NO FANS before 2012
>>64055511
Restructure points to punish teams for going to overtime.
>>64055511
show me one comment that says a player loves it you faggot
>>64055511
play 5 minutes of 4 on 4 before 3 on 3
the players whined about too much ice time though
>>64055511
Less games (50ish a season)
One period of regular OT
One period of 4 on 4
One period of 3 on 3
Zero back to back games
Take away loser point
Make posts slope inward
Get rid of the instigator penalty
There just fixed hockey
You're welcome
>>64055602
reported
>>64055602
>50 games
kek, enjoy shitty teams making the playoffs all the time
>>64055602
this is bait
You're welcome
>>64055686
Yeah because the bettman point doesn't enable that
You fucking idiot
>>64055753
Correct it doesnt. The buttman point has only changed at most 1 playoff spot each year. Casuals wouldn't know that though
>>64055805
>says it doesn't
>then admits it changes the standings
Nice argument, idiot
>>64055753
It would be worse.
>>64055805
Except the Bettman point affects how coaches and teams behave in the final minutes of games.
>>64055805
The loser point enabled the Kings to make the playoffs for their first cup win.
Fucking casuals REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64055882
They then proceeded to buttfuck everyone on their way. It wasn't even funny how bad they beat everyone else.
>>64055835
the difference between the 8th and 9th seed after 50 games is very different than after 82 games. Is thinking about more than 1 than at a time this difficult for you?
>>64055855
>>64055882
definitely hate the buttman point but its better than playing only 50 games to decide which teams are good enough for the playoffs
>>64055938
So one could say letting the kings in the playoffs actually did change things, right mr casual?
>>64056007
2nd cup, but you get the point.
Also, if there was no loser point in 2012 you have no idea how teams would have approached the end of those games/the OTs.
Stay mad.
>>64056201
>kings fan
>casual
Not surprising let's be honest
I smell a bean burrito
>1993
>Peng2
>>64056422
>this much salt on a burrito
/hoc/ Ducks&Kings fans are entertaining as hell
>>64056428
What a time to be alive. Ducks and Panthers got brought in and the habs won the cup, making them the only canadian to do so in the last 20 years or so.
>double review against the oilers
refpuck desu
>two reviews for the same goal
what a fucking joke league this is
holy shit
>>64056662
weeb faggot
What's worse: The Preds mustard yellow or the orange abomination the Ducks are currently wearing?
>>64056707
teams who lose the challenge should be given a delay of game penalty
>>64056662
>>64056707
>oilcûcks
Will the pain ever go away?
Another active shooter in cali. Fuck all kongs and stinky smelly beaners I'm so ready for the race war
We /depthscoringoptions/ now
>>64056808
literally who
>>64056917
LIGHTNING @ KINGS
>>64056917
LIGHTNING @ KINGS
>>64056917
LIGHTNING @ KINGS
>>64056917
LIGHTNING @ KINGS
>>64056917
LIGHTNING @ KINGS
>>64056819
Not a shooter.
>>64056752
Thought they look pretty good senpai
>>64056823
gazzy bear looks cuddly as fuck tbqh
>>64054197
>>64054515
>>64054298
truedoe is a cvck but BAKA DEL hockey
>americaitlyns
>>64057378
us 1993's
>>64057430
What a strong brave "woman" you've become, caitlyn
>>64057242
what the fuck? why wouldnt she want her own flag being waved around?
was it a "german nationalism on the rise" sort of situation?
>>64056707
During the Hawks game today, the game was going along normally and they went to a commercial. When they came back, the refs were like "Oh there's a goal for Winnipeg" and put 2 minutes back on the clock because nobody in the building realized the puck hit the net. Some of the weirdest reffing I've seen.
>>64057519
>dance off bro, you and me
>>64057501
eurotrash are just that keked all the elites buy into a pan nationalist feelgood humanism so they have no need for flags
>>64056752
I kinda like the orange. The mustard yellow is the worst.
>>64057519
>>64057519
>that other goofy as fuck white boy joining in at the end
most Canadian thing i've ever seen
>>64057632
Didn't know that Benny was gay.
>>64057658
Why do you think he lets it in his 5 hole so much?
>>64057658
ben is married to a woman he is just as massive lefty .
He also got send down to the most conservative part of california that passed prop 8 banning gay marriage by like 80% in favor
>>64057702
>tfw they sent a qt euro back to funland so scribbles could lose more games
>in game thread
>check /hoc/
>complete and total shitposting
bye
>>64057788
new thread
>>64057766
>rags
https://vine.co/v/i7nwKquYH55
>kikel
>>64032180
8/10
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