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BRUINS
Brad Marchand - Patrice Bergeron - Brett Connolly
Matt Beleskey - David Krejci - Loui Eriksson
Landon Ferraro - Ryan Spooner - Jimmy Hayes
Frank Vatrano - Joonas Kemppainen - Zac Rinaldo
Zdeno Chara - Zach Trotman
Kevan Miller/Dennis Seidenberg - Colin Miller
Torey Krug - Adam McQuaid
Tuukka Rask
Jonas Gustavsson
Injured: Chris Kelly (leg), David Pastrnak (foot)
Scratched: Kevan Miller/Dennis Seidenberg, Joe Morrow, Tyler Randell
CANUCKS
Daniel Sedin - Henrik Sedin - Jannik Hansen
Ronalds Kenins - Bo Horvat - Radim Vrbata
Sven Baertschi - Adam Cracknell - Alexandre Burrows
Brandon Prust - Jared McCann - Derek Dorsett
Alexander Edler - Christopher Tanev
Dan Hamhuis - Yannick Weber
Ben Hutton - Matt Bartkowski
Jacob Markstrom
Ryan Miller
Injured: Luca Sbisa (hand), Jake Virtanen (hip), Chris Higgins (head), Brandon Sutter (sports hernia surgery)
>>64019919
>putting the title in the name field
>>64019963
I tried my best
>>64020021
You did good Anon
btw I hope everyone on your team dies in a fire except maybe Bergeron
>>64020071
This desu.
>hey lets fight
>k
hope we lose to be completely honest
>>64020071
Who would you rather have as a son?
Welp just trade the whole team.
LOL MARCHAND
>>64020213
trade miller hamhuis edler burrows higgins
OH LAWDY
WE MATTHEWS NOW
>>64020189
One who can score goals and not turn over the puck in front of the goalie
Your weapons cannot harm me
I lived through the cloutier era
relax canada, the bruins will blow this in spectacular fashion
Marchand is one of those guys when he's on your team you love him when he's not you fucking HATE him.
See: Shaw, Lucic
>>64020268
MY EARLIEST HOCKEY MEMORIES ARE MIKE KEENAN, MARK MESSIER, AND ENDLESS BITTER TEARS
WE ARE INVINCIBLE
>>64020287
it'd be absolutely magical if they went without a win on their road trip.
>>64020311
>You now remember Peter Zezel
>>64020310
I don't hate Lucic
>>64020287
Impossible bro, the Glorious Ones have scored a grand total of 2 3rd-period goals in their last 8 games
No blowout can be too disastrous, no 3rd-period lead is too great to be choked
see?
>Bruins known for the 3rd Period comeback this season
>Canucks and their "Lol, what's a 3rd period?"
Oh, boy.
>>64020345
Me neither, but he's on my team now.
>>64020310
Absolutely. There's something about his stupid face that
Lucic has never been on 'my team' and i hate his ass. he's a goon with OK hands.
LOL
>getting BTFO by manlets
hello darkness my old friend
>>64020239
This desu.
SCARRR
ABSOLUTELY KEKED
>>64020341
god Burkie was/is a prick
Just kill me Nucksbros.
SCORE!
Also I hope everyone is watching the Jack Edwards commentate this game
>>64020287
lol jk
canucks are terrible
>>64020390
Did you see what he did in the Kings/Pens game today? Crazy speed to seal the game.
At least i might be drinking later.
Could the Bruins get 2 points tonight? 4 point trip is not too bad pham. Midgets represent.
someone needs to elbow daniel
hes like that guy in tiananmen square
>>64020455
Anything is possible in a world where Carolina beats the Habs and the Leafs stomp the Blues with a shiny new baby goalie in net. The parity is real.
>>64020455
4/6 points is better than I expected this trip to go
>>64020412
>not listening to the opposing team's commentary when your team is winning
one of the goat feelings in sports
too bad the hnic guys dont get that butthurt
bretty glad i didn't buy tickets to this shit game
>>64020557
I listened to the Wongs guys when the B's stole that game before thanksgiving. They were absolutely apoplectic. Good times.
>>64020455
>Could
lyl, this is a Nucks team that's hoping for the slight possibility of 1 point tonight
>everyone injured
>constant Willie D line blender preventing any possible chemistry from developing
>uninjured rookies causing the dumb
>uninjured veterans look gassed
>AHL-level goaltending
>road trip from hell
>2 wins in 10 games
>>64020701
>you
>being able to afford tickets
I imagine you got tips from all those happy endings at the parlor.
Stupid benalties
Matthews
>>64020239
I'd keep Edler + Burrows.
Need some in-betweeners to help bring the young kids up.
Burrows for Burrows reasons
>still giving it away right in front of your fucking net
Nucks really don't want to do shit tonight. This fucking team.
inb4 short-handed goal
>>64020704
Bruins are not that great of a team. They make a lot of dumb plays. Hopefully the young guys develop as the year goes on.
>>64020741
I ain't paying $85 for nosebleeds to a game that's not even 80% sold out. Sure, it's Boston, but you can't justify those prices.
Gonna go late Dec. to some shitter teams for half the price.
>>64020424
Yeah, I know :/ I still think he's a cunt though. Like Chelios was a cunt.
>Nucks PP
Where's Kippers with the "Non-Threatening Boys" pic when you need him
>>64020704
But Markstrom is in goal...... Isn't that what you want?
>>64020744
where is dis HABBENING
>>64020812
my gf is buying me tickets to see the laffs this season
>>64020801
I believe you underestimate the true awfulness of this current injury-depleted Nucks team
In terms of last 10 games, they are literally the worst team in the NHL
What the fucking shit is wrong with Spooner this month, bruins bros?
He's been fucking horrible.
>>64020819
Exactly!
I should add to my list from earlier: Big Buff, Backes, Ott, Wilson, and a few others I'm forgetting.
>>64020820
>PP is shit
>PK is also shit (11 goals allowed in 11 games)
JUST
>>64020839
Yes, thank God. Miller needs time off.
>>64020893
<3 ty
who /unendingsuffering/ here
>>64020880
he misses his boy Pasta
lol hamhuis doesn't even exist. beleskey just erased him. he vaporized.
>you now remember david pastrnak
I hope Hamhuis gets hit by a bus ASAP
>>64020927
Seattle area Canucks fan. I know suffering.
Are the Green men banned from the stadium?
we need pastrnak back so bad. he would make our top 9 so much more potent and consistent. miss the boy. kelly out forever doesnt help either ofc
>>64020972
No they are playing as our bottom pairing
What a fucking period.
>ONLY 5 SHOTS ON GOAL
HOW?
IT FEELS LIKE WE HAD 100 IN THAT PERIOD
>>64020938
Hammer hasn't existed since late 2014
He done
>>64020971
>tfw follow the Mariners to maximize PNW sports agony
Fortunately I don't care about the NFL so the Seahawks win didn't affect me
>>64021013
That is a low number
>>64021006
top kek
>>64020972
they "retired" last year
>>64020977
any idea when tho? Edelman is out 8 weeks for Pats with the same injury, no?
>>64021021
>following the Mariners
I see you are no stranger to pain. On the plus side there will probably never be any riots because real Mariners fans would expect disappointment even if they get to the World Series.
Is this the game McQuaid takes his seasonal injury vacation?
>>64021073
You just leave the rioting to us, bro
>tfw excited for the Draft Lottery Loss Riot in 2016
>Willie Desjardins called this a "must compete game"
TOP KEK
we know we can't win, so he doesn't even bother calling this a "MUST WIN" game
KEK TOP
>>64021140
>compete
>the standard for the team as currently composed is "try to play"
>>64021021
>Seahawks back to irrelevancy
>Marilels
>Cantpucks
>Some divegrass shit teams
Is this the worse place in North America for professional sports, family?
>>64021140
>a "must compete" game
Someone please just relieve me of my suffering.
>>64021140
>>64021124
What's worse? Last year when it looked like they might have a chance and getting BTFO by the memiest team in the league? Or this season?
>>64021140
FUCK winning
Lets just try to compete
If he says they looked visually better I am jumping off the port mann bridge
>>64021183
It is the best place for sports-related alcohol consumption and gallows humor
Except maybe Mets fans, they blow us all out of the water
>>64021180
>just go out there and try
>players don't even bother playing defense
>goalie lets in 2 goals on 3 shots
lel
>>64021215
>Well we had a few good looks tonight. Some unfortunate puck bounces, nothing we could have done about it, but we had some good looks and if we keep playing like that the goals will come.
SHITHAWKS EXPOSED
>>64021213
This season.
I didn't expect them to make the playoffs last season, so just making it (and getting BTFO) was better than I had hoped.
This season I didn't expect us to be a bottom 5 team.
We might not be bottom 5, but 9-10-9 is basically 9-19. Fuck the OTL points.
>>64021213
Watching Willie D coach the team out of an easy win was infuriating
This is just hilarious, and even more hilarious because, with 9 wins for the year, the Canucks are exactly 1 (ONE) point out of a playoff spot in the Pacific
>>64021223
>Gypsy Jim has looked into his crystal ball and foreseen Matthews hoisting the Cup in his rookie season
He knows what must be done.
>>64021215
Willie actually said we played better when we played against the Ducks.
We played better, even though we put 16 shots on net.
After we played the Kings and put 16 shots on net.
lel
>>64021367
Man, I understand he's taking the long view and wants to develop the kids properly, and right now he's icing half a hockey team, but good Lord the pain
The Canucks are done for the year. Just jump on the tank and send McCann and Virtanen to seal a WJC Gold for glorious Canada.
>>64021584
>done for the year
HA
We're gonna ride this disaster all the way down to the bottom, by which I mean missing the playoffs by a tiebreaker and ending up with a terrible pick
>this fucking refpuck
>Canucks PP again
>>64021671
>refpuck
>implying giving the Nucks a PP doesn't help the Bruins
>smattering of boos
hahaha
>>64021694
I'm talking about the non-call before goonaldo's slash.
>>64021717
Ah, my mistake mate.
>another PP where the Nucks didn't do a single fucking thing
Bravo
>>64021658
Top 3 draft picks are up for lottery now. No incentive to hit bottom anymore, so it shouldn't hurt quite as much if your scenario happens.
Marchand, so close.
>>64021754
oh good
>the NHL will never institute relegation for the bottom 2 NHL teams each year
>Bruins will be playing with 5 defensemen for the rest of the evening
Bruins could be playing with 0 defensemen and an empty net and it wouldn't matter with this Nucks team tonight.
>>64021831
>Oilers get relegated
>gets BTFO by kids in the AHL every single year
>AHL develops relegation as well
>Oilers get sent to the ECHL and gets buried forever
lel
this fucking team
SCARRR
LIKE A FERRARI
ZOOMED IN
AND FERRARO WITH THE SCORE
>McCann ded
>3-0
Ok, here's the plan. We send the entire Nucks roster down to Utica for conditioning, and call up the entire Utica Comets
It literally cannot be any worse
Is it still possible for the Bruins to lose this game?
>that 2011 montage
based as fuck
> you will never see that much genuine hatred in a stanley cup final again in your lifetime
also SCAAAAAARRRRR
3.zip
>sarcastic cheer
kek :^)
>>64021913
>call up the Utica Comets instead of continuing this team
Do you really want to kill our draft position?
>>64021899
I missed who they said was out.
How long is Markstrom's leash?
And how long until Canucks fans start throwing sweaters on the ice/wearing paper bags?
>>64021949
I hope they do at some point, this season has been fucking disgraceful.
Vancouver confirmed new laffs
>Shit team that can't scar
>delusional fans on the brink of suicide
>prime candidates for mathews
>>64021948
But maybe Gypsy Jim could bamboozle a GM with UFA trades, by adding the AHL totals
>oh yes, Radim had a rough start but he had 50 points by the end of the year
>just sign here...
>cantpucks
just sad desu
>>64021949
>And how long until Canucks fans start throwing sweaters on the ice/wearing paper bags?
Nucksbros have a little more style than that
We just bottle it up until it's time to hit the streets and torch some cars
it sucks that no-one would toss a jersey onto the ice like the litterbugs oilers and laffs
>64021994
Oh almost forgot one important detail
>no cups for 45+ years
>>64021949
someone throw waffles pls
>4-4
Goonaldo bringing down nigs with him
>>64021052
he had an ankle problem that came before his broken foot in the preseason that he was nursing and the bruins sticking around like they are right now has cause them to just have him get full well before coming back. if the bruins were doing really bad he'd be back rn. that is what ive heard. with vatrano playing like a real nhler we will have a legit top 9 with him back. we still need a top 4 dman to be a good team though
Lol.
>>64022041
Nigga we don't even throw hats
Seems like there might be a need for an edit to this pic. Though it's not THAT bad. The Canucks still get to OT, they just can't finish.
>playing the Sedins in any 3v3/4v4 ever
Can this team get any more shit?
LELMAOOO
the nucks are genuinely bad cause the bruins are skating tiredly and still absolutely owning this squad. the oilers were much better although the bruins played gay against them too. the flames were the only good team on this trip and even that game was a meme
>>64022077
>tfw the Glorious Ones make the playoffs on loser points alone
so this is what it was like to play the bruins at the beginning of the season, it feels much better to be on the other end
>>64022105
Kings almost made the playoffs with a ton of loser points last year. I'm honestly glad they didn't because a full off-season after playing almost 4 seasons in 3 years is just what they needed.
>>64022138
I'm honestly glad they didn't because the explosion of memery was probably /hoc/'s greatest moment in years
>>64022138
also lost their coke dealer
>bruins constantly ragged on for diving cause we make fun of habs who employ it as a primary function of their main game
>deliberately ice players that are speed based players and historically draw penalties for in their careers this year
>all julien coached teams historically dont draw penalties for
>lowest number of powerplays in the league
>highest percentage
maybe the bruins really don't dive around like some other teams like julien says and has said his entire career about his teams. :) u mad that stats and objective observation back up that the bruins play fair, nhl?
>>64022191
Also their chief wifebeater, though I hear they've got a promising prospect in the system
>It's still the 2nd period
I feel like I've spent the entire night watching the Nucks be shit.
At this point, I'm 100$$ certain that the Canucks are playing this shit on purpose.
>>64020704
The Bruins just arren't very good this year tbqh family. No Prime Minister's Trophy for either of us this year
I miss 2011 bros, when can we meet in the finals again? Can you get Luongo back? I hated him and all of the Canucks until I realized he's an epic memer and one of the funniest guys in the league.
The Rags Habs Blackhawks and Kongs circlejerk is too much I miss when it was always Shorks/Wongs/Nucks in the West and shit like Bruins/Pongs/Tampon in the East
>Vatrano
>Ferraro
>C. Miller
Sweeney is an absolute madman, all these guys have been great for us since getting the chance.
I wish Hayes and Beleskey were nearly as contributing as these guys are.
>>64022177
Eh, it was the Hawks turn to win the cup anyway.
And I think I avoided /hoc/ when that happened, that or I've blanked it out.
>>64022311
Vatrano being a local boy is fantastic.
>>64022309
also where are your green men? am i retarded and didn't see them or are they really not there?
>>64022311
Smith has been fantastic for the panthers too.
>>64022309
>I miss when it was always Shorks/Wongs/Nucks in the West and shit like Bruins/Pongs/Tampon in the East
I know that feel bro.
>tfw it will never be 2011 ever again
>>64022377
Seriously? Or you being sarcastic?
Haven't paid attention to Florida this year.
>Hamhuis getting bullied by the big nosed midget
woo groovy light show man
>>64022412
>late hitting marchand
>hide behind the refs like a bitch immediately after
classic fagnucks
>>64022309
>I miss 2011 bros, when can we meet in the finals again?
2019
;_;
>>64022417
At least the fans are entertained by the stanchion lights (trademark)
>>64022401
I was being serious. He's played very well.
Senpai how come you don't have the >Rags one too?
>>64022360
Last year was their last year.
They're retired
>tfw their memery was the engine that drove the Nucks to greatness
>literal living greentext next to the penalty box
>all gone
>>64022474
oh, huh, neat.
>>64022477
for>>64022177
Nice dubs too
>>64022477
Who does hoc hate more? The Kings or the Rangers?
>>64022477
Marchand is a much better player than he's ever been given credit for
^
>>64022344
he has quickly developed into an nhl player in every facet of his game. what a fucking steal honestly. one of those guys who no matter whats happening, whenever hes on the ice, he can randomly just score a goal on pure skill.
>>64022586
you're right but i still hope someone smashes his brains out tmrw desu senpai
>>64022586
His stats are roughly comparable to Kane's, he just doesn't have the Cups or the Meme appeal of being American.
>>64022495
>green men retired and between them and Luongo the Nucks lost all their memery
>Bruins and Nucks suck
>Cawks and Kongs keep winning
>tfw 2008-2011 hockey is gone forever
I don't want to live on this planet anymore, I miss our StanleyC Up Finals
>>64022320
It blanked out the whole site
The sheer explosion of banter and kongsposting crashed 4chan for hours
>>64022586
People hate him. Intensely. That's why.
>>64022823
It was magical
>>64022821
>I miss our StanleyC Up Finals
I thought the first couple games were pretty good
Went downhill after that
>>64022586
he's really good and way tougher than he's given credit for too, also he cycles better than 99 percent of nhl players. he's just a straight up good hockey player lol. arguably the best penalty killer in hockey while being a first line winger, not to mention he makes players and fans so fucking mad lol
>>64022823
Wow.
I think for most of the Kings fans on here the reaction was kind of a shrug after the rough season the Kings went through. Could kinda tell they were absolutely gassed by the time those last couple games rolled around.
>>64022586
he is a 30 goal talent that kills penalties better than anyone in the league. he literally does not play on the powerplay and still produces at the pace of a first line player for the upper percentile of the league. he is the definition of an underrated player. oh also, he gets dmen all riled up and all fanbases get butthurt over him. any team is better with him on it.
If Bartkowski scores a goal i'll kill myself.
>>64023067
>April 2016
>yfw the Nucks take the place of the Oilers, reaching their slimy claws up from the sewer and dragging the Kongs below the postseason cutoff
>>64023165
>Nucks
>scoring tonight
You funny man
>>64023100
But would you rather have him as a son?
the bruins have 0 powerplays tonight.
>>64022586
He's not elite but he's very good, guaranteed 20+ goals a season, but people think he's just some useless agitator. I always wonder why PK Subban gets away with all the shit that everyone hates Marchand for.
I like Marchand but I WOULD argue he's partially a Bergeron babby. It doesn't make him bad, he's a good player, but I would say he's playing with one of the best players in the league his entire career.
>>64023195
Having 5 men on the ice against this Nucks team is considered a power play.
>>64023188
>>64023188
even though he's a manlet (disgusting) he's one of those guys i think it would be fun to talk about nhl players with and would be even more fun to watch him as my son, so yes absolutely, no doubt. make him my boy
We /Matthews/ now?
>>64023178
>Nucks make the Kings miss the cutoff.
Sure, but name 3 better teams in the Pacific.
>>64023230
Bruins #1 PP in the league, this game would be unfair if we got any tbqh with you Joe
>BoHo robbed
>>64023261
tyb divisional playoff format
At least 1 team from this radioactive wasteland of a division will see the 2nd round
>>64023211
he is better than a guy who you would consider to be purely a 20 goal man. he does not play pp as i said, which absolutely very extremely affects offensive stats. he is an insane penalty killer. he is very freaking good in terms of puck skills, more than is said. he is a very good player. he is not elite.
V starting to get some good chances
>Goonaldo with another penalty
lel
This is the guy everybody thinks Marchand is: a dude who sucks at everything that isn't gooning.
lol at this refpuck. anyways, still 3-0 so w/e
Refs doing their best to let the Nucks get a single goal
>>64023382
>>64023375
>Nucks PP
In actuality, they're preserving the Boston lead by ensuring it will remain at least 3-0 for 2 more minutes
>>64023365
actually, rinaldo has been good tbqh Joe. nucks cant get a shot w/o man advantage so refs trying to make it more fun for fans, jewishly lol
>>64023365
I fucking hate Rinaldo. It's not just bad enough that they have him on their team; THEY TRADED FOR HIM. He's a Cooke, Ott, scumbag shitter. Doesn't do anything other than dirty hits. They literally could have gotten the same production they get from him, from some kid in Providence, at a fraction of the cost. Kid probably wouldn't be a dirtbag either.
He is exactly what people think Marchand is and it pisses me off.
Rinaldo is alright.
>>64023309
It's bad this year, because the Sharks are schizophrenic, who knows what the fuck is going on with the Ducks, the Coyotes and Oilers are well, the Coyotes and the Oielrs, and the Flames regressed just like everyone knew they would. And of course, you know what the deal is with the Canucks.
It comes and goes, in a couple years the Pacific will be monstrous again.
>>64023464
he's been an effective player. :P julien tamed the wild horse
>>64023464
>Doesn't do anything other than dirty hits.
Hasn't even had one this year, which is ironic considering everyone thinks the Bruins are the dirtiest team in the league.
>They literally could have gotten the same production they get from him, from some kid in Providence
Yeah, but Claude hates rookies so he'd never play. He trusts Rinaldo enough to give him some shifts on the PK if he needs to.
>at a fraction of the cost
Rinaldo makes nothing.
SCARRR
THIS TEAM
WHERE HAS THIS TEAM BEEN
WEW LADS
RANNNNNNNNNDELLLLLLLLLLLL
>Hongcouver Can'tpucks
4.zip - pull the goalie time
le lol
Clearly this humiliating, crushing defeat is just what will spark the glorious Vancouver "Glorious Vancouver Canucks" Canucks to switch into top gear, win every game from here on out, and cruise to oh fuck it I can't even finish the sentence
>>64023565
the canucks are bad tbqh with you, the bs should honestly have won every game on this road trip easily
unfortunately the bs are bad too lel
rinaldo has been key in both 4th line goals tonight. when he isn't trying to be a broad street bully, despite being a retard, he can cycle the puck and he is an incredibly fast guy.
So do you think Willie gives everyone Ambien before the games, or does he just make them watch previous Nucks games?
>Picks his pocket
More like found the puck just chilling on the ice
>0 (zero) PPs
>4 (four) PP Against
>4-0 Bruins
Dude.
Dude can we keep playing like this please.
Rinaldo made that goal happen lol
>>64023604
>the bs should honestly have won every game on this road trip easily
Chara blew yesterday's game, and the edmonton game was awful, so ya I agree.
My fucking sides, this team.
>>64023029
his face makes me so mad, jesus christ he's got those weird eyebrows and that merchant nose...
as far as penalty killing i always liked cogs. As an oiler I always felt that the attempted heatley trade was fucking retarded. with the oil he was fast and he only got faster and he was usually solid positionally.
I'm just watching the game now waiting for the Bruins to shutout the game
>4 point road trip
tbqh with you Joe I am completely ok with this
rinaldo and ferraro on the same line is awesome. they both accelerate so fast and despite not being able to handle the puck to save their lives they both just skate fast and go to the net like whatever fuck it. it's awesome. also lol at nucks announcers making the excuse of oh the nucks are young lmao look at the ages of the bruins lineup on both sides of the puck, forwards and defense.
>>64023649
>Chara blew yesterday's game
biggs pls. Chara tied that game up for us and helped us get at least 1 point when Goose let 3 goals in early.
Reminder that the Vancouver Canucks once led the Boston Bruins 2-0 in the SCF and even had a game 7 at home against them.
>>64023698
he turned over the puck on a hard push to the strong side on the first goal and went for a blind pass beyond his own blue line on the 2nd goal. he made two obvious errors that directly lead to goals.
>>64023698
Chara gave up 2 (TWO) turnover goals
1 in the first 30 fucking seconds
1 in the OT for the loss
And he was horrible in that game despite his goal.
>>64023723
Reminder that the Vancouver Canucks are the #1 cause of my drinking.
>>64023688
Joe, I've got a feeling the Bruins said let's get 4 of 6 on this one.
>>64023744
I love Chara, but putting him in OT was a really poor decision.
>>64023748
don't be sad. the bruins aren't really good either anymore, we're just better than you lol. although we're also going to get way better way faster.
>>64023729
>>64023744
Even if Chara had a bad game, that lose wasn't in his hands. There were many aspects where the Bruins could have made better plays, but failed too.
DORRRRSSSEETTTTTTTT
Vatrano's shot is fucking gorgeous tbqh with you Joe
Wish he would shoot even more than he does, always setting up plays like a good teammate. He'll be a star soon enough, you just watch.
>>64023780
Tfw Nucks score with 1.2 seconds left
>>64023780
>implying that while >we're fucking about with average players in 7-9th place in the conference as our vets get old as fuck, the Nucks won't be loading up on 1st overalls
get tuukka his shutout
>>64023697
Real talk. If you're playing against some really fucking fast skaters, the defensemen should:
a) be told about it WAY beforehand in case their shifts coincide
b) be given one shift to adjust
c) bagged if it takes more than one shift, or if the learning shift costs a crucial goal.
Fuck the "le youth meme". Not an excuse at all.
Positioning against fast or strong skaters is easier for young players than positioning against creepy psychic lines and playmakers with awareness.
At least you can see if they're too far up or giving too much inside space to a fast guy, or if they're giving too little space and getting protected off the puck against a strong guy.
>Marchand hurt
>fans cheering
Go
Fuck yourselves
Hongcouver
fucking pathetic scumbags
What the fuck is all this shit about the bruins sucking? They could (and should) make the playoffs.
>if they aren't favorites to win the championship, they're fucking horrible and unwatchable!
Boston sports fans are the worst.
>>64023723
Reminder that it took the Boston Bruins SEVEN games to beat a team of cripples LEL
>Prust
Did he just hit Marchand in the sack
(lel)
THAT WAS STRAIGHT SCUMBAGGERY
Enjoy that suspension
>cheering for an injured player
Be sure to not burn your city down tonight
CANTPUCKS IMPLODING
LELMAO
>>64023909
>a bubble team in the Least
>good
The NHL and the NFL are the NBA now where there's like 3 really good teams and everyone else is mediocre or shit. The sooner you realize that the better senpai.
>>64023953
>>64023903
>cheering when an injured player gets up
>scumbaggery
What's wrong with you
mfw this game
nucks so mad lol gooning it up
Department of Player Safety
>be flat and shitty all game
>show up throwing cheapshots and fighting people late
I hate this, every fucking time. TRY PLAYING THE PREVIOUS 60 MINUTES YOU FUCKS!
>>64023971
>mfw this hongcouver chinkpuckian is assblasted beyond all measure
stfu lol
go flip some cars over lol
>mfw Prust saves the game for the fans by engaging in the filthiest play by a Vancouver player in a decade
>also aids the roster by getting a well-deserved suspension, freeing up a roster spot for someone who can still play hockey
pls make it 5-0
lol oh nice chill pp lmao thx
>tfw this isn't our year
>RANDLE WITH 10 MINUTE MISCONDUCT
FOR WHAT?
HE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING.
>>64023969
Stop watching then and stop bitching. Straight up, Boston fans are the biggest faggots in the entire world.
>Look at me! I'm so cynical and constantly whine about how my teams suck even though the only non-playoff team is the Red Sox! My sports teams are my entire identity!
Go stick with the fucking patriots or something. Goddamn.
It's not cute.
>>64024001
Thank you based Prust!
>>64024029
It's our year for Matthews!
GG Broons
We'll let you know when Prusty gets back from his suspension
>>64023909
>people who say the bruins aren't good are boston fans
fucking kek
>>64024031
Did you miss the part where he tried to fight someone?
>>64024049
This our year confirmed for setting up for truly glorious our years in 2016-17 and 17-18
>>64024067
>trying to fight warrants a 10 Minute misconduct
Sorry, this semen slurping sport isn't for me.
>>64024048
fuck off czech lel
>>64024048
Sleep tight, Mr. Cranky-Pants
If marchand didn't look like LE MERCHANT MAN he'd probably be liked a lot more.
