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Reminder that the red wings are goons
>>63987494
I would find if hard to believe intelligent Canadians don't get triggered by him
>>63987400
This thread is better and more in tune with the spirit of the sport.
This shitty thread wasn't deleted? The other one had news though! What in the fuck?
>slant eyed janitor deleting the other thread
FUK U
>Watercooler talk about how shit the Oilers are at work
>Hate to see them go but it's time to trade Nuge or Ebs for a solid defender who can start breakouts and shut down cycles
>"Nah. >we gotta have some experience down the middle, trade away Dry-saut-el for Seth Jones or Travis Hamonic
>He's under 6''
>He's an intern
>He buys timbits on Timmy runs
>He hates Leon "Zyklon B will set you free" Draisaitl
GAS
>>63987400
OP IS SUCH A PUSSY ASS NIGGER UPSET ABOUT HIS PUSSY ASS NIGGER THREAD THAT HE HAD TO REPORT THE GOOD THREAD
>>63987921
Do you work at Retard Inc.?
>>63987921
Draisaitl is a meme forward and Hamilton is a based Warriors alumni. Defense actually helps a team win.
Also, Nugget Hoopkins is a better player than Draisaitl and can actually get shots on net.
>You now realize binland wins the wjc again
time for yulia posting fuck you OP
>>63988075
Braydon Point is going to steamroll the competition fugboi and Walman is going to lead defensemen in scoring. The goaltending is good this year too. Euros got no chance.
>>63988108
>>63988124
>posting some irrelevant slav shit
>>63988038
Nobody mentioned Hamilton and he played for the ice dogs dummy
>>63988164
Top kek
>>63988164
pls i stay away from f1 threads because of this and now you bring it on here.
>tfw Karlsson KEKED KEITHSHIT and KANESHIT and set up the winning goal
>>63988250
it's an ancient /hoc/ meme you fucking turbonigger.
>John Klingberg Jokerit FEL 20 games 3 points
>John Klingberg Skellefteå SHL 16 games 4 points
>Jogn Klingberg Dallas NHL 26 games 27 points
>NHL
>>63988306
Based Karlsson cannot be stopped
>>63988340
>telling the guy who made the pic where it originated
lel, i first posted it in F1 general.
>>63988075
To be Garth, after all the hyping, I want to see Pullju and Laine win.
>>63988409
I made it you lying cuntbag.
>>63988455
Shut the fuck up
>>63988455
that would be a nightmare for canada
>>63988555
can someone please post the comic where the finn father is disappointed at the son for not being a good hockey player?
>caring about hockey
tip top
>>63988379
>Finnish goaltending
tell me, why does he do this pose?
>mfw I realize the Hawks have been keked multiple times now
>>63988669
Haha look at that silly primate
>>63988669
hahahahahahahahahahaha check out this gosh darned ape
>op of the shitty thread going full autismo posting some uggo grill
Top plop
>>63988669
lol fiest your eyes on that dim witted antropoid!
>>63988688
>tfw you face up against Keith "le do nothing except fuck up" Kiethshit
FLYERS ARE SO FUCKIN BASED DEVLELS GONNA GET BLOWN OUT TONIGHT
>>63988669
kek marvel that jester animal
>>63988932
>flyers got blown out of Sunrise 7-1
Toronto bringing in Syrians in hopes of icing a first line
>>63989001
>mad
>at a fucking monkey
>ameripedos
Absolutely disgusting
>ameripedophiles
Gross
>>63988038
>calling ArbeitMachFreisaitl a meme forward
gas yourself
>>63989182
Jared pls go
>Americhildmolesters get sexual aroused by this
What's next? The best American hockey player being a rapist?
>>63989073
Ready for a beatdown tonight?
THIS THREAD IS NOW A JOHN SCOTT THREAD
JOHN SCOTT FOR ALL STAR
>>63989272
Better then that cry baby in the pits
>>63989211
are you ready to get memed
>>63988124
You have good taste anon.
Also
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>63989367
Flims are top meme chum, hope youre ready for a dougie hatty
>>63989568
KARI NO :DDDDDDD
>>63989568
when was that game?
>>63989599
that was niemi
>>63989619
nov 27
>>63989639
This is what you get for deleting the thread that had news you fat fuck
What happens if Stars win the sc?
>>63989831
Boston got fucked over in that trade then.
>>63989831
they won't because the Habs will
https://youtu.be/g4wbG6k9xXA
>wrasslin
>not a sport
>>63990068
>tumblr
>clearly a jared
>that americaitlyn flag
>>63988850
Keith has fucked up quite a bit, especially in bigger situations this year. We'll be good by the lay offs though
>>63990096
>using bateman incorrectly
>>63990096
just report and ignore all pedophile posts
van will come soon
My Tv has gone full meme
>>63990216
What are you doing watch the oilels?
>>63990233
I'm not, that's the Oilers TV channel
>/hoc/ suddenly hates Dallas
when did this happen?
>>63990257
>Sallad
thanks for not posting news op. You are shit.
>>63990264
success breeds jealousy
getting a nap before the game lads
Taylor Hall walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named after you", and Taylor replies "Wow, you have a drink named secret fag?"
>>63990525
sweet dreams
>shit OP
>no news
>>63988999
>3 months ago
>2nd game of season
>mentally scarred goalie
>backup goalie who didn't warm up
kill yourself
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
HEY DEVILS 3 HOURS TILL YOU GET BTFO IN YOUR SHITTY STADIUM IN IT'S SHITTY LOCATION IN ITS SHITTY STATE
FUCK YOU
YOUR MASCOT IS A FUCKING ANGRY ITALIAN MAN WHICH REPRESENT DEVILS FANS PERFECTLY EXCEPT THE MASCOT GOES TO THE GAMES
Go pongs
>>63990558
is this julia?
>>63990554
>wiener peg
>>63990353
the tights over the skates thing looks so weird, like shes got huge ankle tumors or something
>>63990617
>mad at captchas
>tfw bernier's first ahl game
pls
>>63990590
>3 HOURS
hm?
>>63990615
of course
>>63990655
the game will end 3 hours from now
>>63990672
oh.
Post draisaitl memes pls guys
New computer
>>63990653
So I'm kind of fuzzy on two way contracts, does this mean he's taken a pay cut, or does it mean he's still getting his contractual salary while everyone else is getting paid like 20K a year?
I hope they pelt that fucker with non stop pucks
>>63990590
>Philthy
>>63990735
lol
>>63990723
nothing, it has nothing to do with contracts or anything
it's a conditioning assignment, it's like a vacation to get yourself in working order.
they'd still get the money and benefits they would have gotten in the first place
he has a one way contract, anyways.
>>63990735
>bill nye came to do a talk at my college
>kids literally camped out 24 hours before
>line literally around campus
>>63990723
>>63990723
he's on a one-way contract so will make his nhl salary and be paid by his nhl team. 2 way contracts have 2 separate salaries though, yeah
>>63990728
and greece is the peter pan who wrecks the pirate and takes aaaaaaaaaal the bitches
>>63988669
rofl direct your vision towards this godforsaken simian
Is Canada an elite country? Keep in mind they contributed a grand total of three (3) aircraft to bomb ISIS before withdrawing them.
let's go home teem
>>63990870
Panthers at Blue Jackets
A Winnipeger walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named after you", and Prairie Nigger replies "Wow, you sell Listerine here?"
ahh, time for the best part of the day
>>63990927
a canadian walks into a bar. the bartender says, "how's it going, what can i get for you?" and the canadian says, "i think i'd like a beer please." and the bartender fills his order. the canadian says, "thank you." then tips the bartender. the bartender says, "you're welcome."
>>63990965
kinda thought there was a no cup joke there
almost disappointed
>>63990903
would've had more and better if the yanks weren't such fucking pussies that they couldn't handle the aeronautical orgasm that was the Avro Arrow
>>63990927
Kek
>>63990880
Kek
>>63990728
Kek
are other players even trying?
> inb4 plus minus is a meme stat
Larkin is 12 points higher than any other player on the wings. That just goes to show how smart and impactful he is on both sides of the ice.
Future hart trophy candidate for sure
COYOTES vs SABRES
>>63991052
>>63991052
>>63991052
SPARKLEDOGS @ SWORDS
>>63991061
Actually it just shows how shitty the rest of the wongs are
>>63991061
Good for him!
>>63991075
if the wings were actually shitty then Larkin would have to be literally gretzky to have a +- of 17
> sweden
Will >we ever win a gold medal again
>>63990979
the seems like a joke more than a story
>>63991153
Next Olympics senpai
>>63991153
'no'
How come your team isn't as good as the Based Stars?
>>63991199
tyler seguin is going to break or fracture his ankle within the next week.
>>63991205
Fact tttt
>>63991212
You are so mad your team is shit compared to the Stars.
I feel sorry for you
>>63991199
apparently they're better
>no news
>>63991178
>
>implying you can beat this
Benn-Seguin-Giroux
Hall-McDavid-Stamkos
O'Reilly-Toews-Bergeron
Tavares-Crosby-Mackinnon
Duchene, Giroux
Keith-Weber
Muzzin-Doughty
Ekblad-Subban
Brodie, Burns
Price
Holtby
Luongo/Allen
>>63991312
Johnny T is better than Crosby.
>>63991346
Yes I paired Crosby with two players who are better than him ;-)
>>63991312
put bergeron on a line with seguin and stamkos and just tell seguin and stamkos to do whatever they want whenever they want and score
>>63991283
Uhh Canada is pretty shit at hockey and other American made sports
OP tongues nigger anus
>>63991312
Benn good-Seguin good-Giroux literal garbage
Hall who-McDavid bust and ded-Stamkos garbage
O'Reilly who-Toews american-Bergeron good
Tavares let can't skate or score man-Crosby washed up-Mackinnon bust
Duchene, Giroux
Keith meh-Weber good
Muzzin who-Doughty good
Ekblad meh-Subban nigger
Brodie who Burns le yeti forward man
>Price
Lel injured and shit
>Holtby
Decent
>Luongo/Allen
>washed up/newbie gonna get exposed
>>63991382
>Conne smythe winning defenseman
>meh
Lmao this caitlyn mad as fuck
Post team USA
just letting everyone know I am going out to take advantage of the multitude of hispanics in my state by getting some god tier mexican food for dinner.
enjoy the evenings games
>>63991413
>your 2018 gold medal winners
There :^)
>>63991413
He also seems to think Tavares can't skate, so I doubt he watches enough hockey to actually make USA lines.
>mfw Canada doesn't medal
New Jersey has a hockey team?
>>63991178
President Trump will make Team USA great again.
>>63991473
Yes, they do.
>>63991486
>mfw USA beats Russia in the gmg
>mfw trump blows a hole in the roof and slides down fast rope onto the ice
>mfw he hands each player a medal and a trusty m9
>mfw they shoot all the commie bastards right in the head
Has Chychrun defected? Seems like he's been called up to Canada's WJC camp.
>>63991427
Typical americasual
>>63991535
He's chosen to play for Canada internationally in other tournaments before too.
>>63991539
Cool. He's supposed to be pretty good no?
>>63991569
He was being hyped up last year as being further along in the development curve than Ekblad was at the same age, but so far this year he seems to be dropping a little in projections. Should still be a top 5 pick though and I think he'll be Pietrangelo-tier.
>ugly holiday sweatshirt pack
wut
NYI black unis are ugggly
>>63991486
Torts=Trump tbqh
>>63991740
fuck Brooklyn
>>63991413
>Asking Americaitlyns hockey knowledge based questions
Parise - Pavelski - Kane
Saad - Eichel - Bjugstad
Matthews - Stepan - Kessel
Pacioretty - Galchenyuk - Wheeler
McDonaugh - Faulk
Suter - Carlson
Trouba - Jones
Schneider
Bishop
>>63991962
I feel they'll get JVR.
THE LAFFS JUST SIGNED THEIR AHL ZAMBONI DRIVER TO A CONTRACT TO BACK UP BERNIER
https://twitter.com/TorontoMarlies/status/672917333548093443
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST >laffs MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>63992099
He's gonna suit up? Post pic then.
>>63991713
it's actually a very nice sweatshirt
>>63991511
Lmao look at that fuckin kiwi
>>63992099
probly an improvement desu. toronto goaltending sucks. so do their forwards.
>>63992099
>marlies sign a guy for a tryout
>HES ON THE LEAFS LMAOOOOOOO
??
>spamming the thread with figure skaters for five hours on a Friday night
Today America reached a new low
>>63992099
DUDE WEED
>>63992184
Top Kek Iad, water boy on the first line!!!
>>63992217
Still part of the Laffs org LMAO!!!
>4-0 marlies
I think they're going to be fine
>Bernshit
>>63991962
>Saad - Eichel - Bjugstad
Third line at best. Also...
>Schneider over Bishop
No.
>>63991061
Based Kings tho. Butt fuckin the league in corsi too
>>63990653
Rip Bernier
BERNIER ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>63992331
>>63992374
>>63992388
>0 GAA
what
I give props to Neuwirth.
I already like John Hynes.
Someone make Broons Flames, I'm lazy
How the mighty have fallen :(
>>63992420
>In the AHL
LGD
>>63992542
They should have shipped him and Dion the goof off for some pucks.
>>63992555
nice trips
how is that the Devils are losing to the FLyers?
anyone watching the stars oilers game
>the janitor thinks he has a real job
>the janitor thinks he can moderate /sp/
>>63992622
Of course
>mfw people in /hoc/ report posts
What went wrong?
>>63992670
The maple laughs resigning him.
>>63992583
No Idea I tuned in at 2-1. Alvis Give us a PP Goal
do you get double hot pockets for tonight's work
>>63992692
pls Alvis
>>63992670
>trading for a kongs backup
works for a while, then it comes crashing down
also Parayko's ankle murdered. that's a shame
>>63992692
my.man.
MY
MAN
shouldn't be such a struggle though
>>63992670
He's on the Laffs
>>63992708
Parayko is back on the ice.
>>63991153
Sometime in the next 40 years, because Canada will have no white people by then.
>gamecentre blacks out the commercials
>they play the same shitty GM commercial three times every commercial break
FUCK ROGERS
>>63992658
should i make a thread
>>63992740
pretty good
people tear ligaments like that all the time
>>63991962
>no larkin
I don't like you as a person
>ctrl+f delted
>1 of 64
good job fag mod. stop deleting the good thread
>>63992753
no you'll get banned too. just shit up this thread until its at bump limit. encourage OP to kill himself
OP has sex with monkeys
>>63992753
If you want, but there will be no one there.
>>63992789
shit nigga sometimes i hate being a stars fan, no one wants to bantz
>>63992799
>double Bennetration.
>>63992799
Specially now since they are in the central and not the pacific, those were the days m8
gg devlels
>>63992831
Can someone make a kings version?
>>63992869
why don't you faggot
>shitty op
>janny BTFO
fuck all you niggers this is great
>>63992831
you have a decent team to be honest. I was expecting the game to be lost at the 3v3, your offense seemed to have faster reflexes and better coordination.
>>63992887
Because I suck at using gimp
>Yotes BTFO again
>more refpuck
FUCK
at least i made this logo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY
DEVLELS BTFO AT THEIR "HOME"
>having most of the crowd be from another team
>get BTFO
if you're a devils fan, pick two
HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT MY SIDES HAVE BECOME GREENHOUSE GASES AND WENT INTO THE ATMOSPHERE TO CAUSE THE ENTIRE ROSEN ICE SHEET TO MELT HAHAHAHA
"Boy, I sure do love getting my shit pushed in."
-New Jersey Devils, 2015
NOW, LGTSS
>THE CITY OF NEW JERSEY
>>63992898
>gimp
>>63992908
that's fucking amazing, send it in seriously
>>63992898
maybe reddit can teach you how to use a computer
Taylor versus Tyler night is always entertaining
>>63992894
It's an addition by subtraction thing. The team is playing without Vinny, Streit or Umberger and they've replaced them with some of their faster AHL players and, of course, Ghost Bear, who is shifty as hell
>ctrl+f deleted
>64
janny you are my bitch
dammit islels
>tfw no Blues Isles SCF
>>63992975
>fag makes a thread
>doesnt say what its for
>posts it 6 times
>fag is fag
Fuck you fuck OP fuck janny
>>63993008
kek both teams have to figure out how to win a playoff series first
>where you want your team?
>just put my team in a very small, polluted undesirable area surrounded by 3 major hockey markets that also bleed inot the state my franchise is named after FAMM.
>d(umbasses)evils
>>63993036
funny how many more cups they have recently won then canada
>>63993058
SHARKS@DUCKS GAMETHREAD
>>63993058
>>63993058
>>63993058
>>63993068
fuck off horse fucker
>Finally watching an Oilers game this year
>Finally know how to pronounce Draisaitl
Even though I'm watching an Oilers game, at least I'll learn something.
>>63993057
they have more stanley cups than fans
>fuk_ponek won't stop posting as anon
go back into your filter you faggot
>>63993083
>not enjoying the act of lovemaking with a horse
>>63992911
simmonds is a fucking nigger.
>oooga booga im going to talk shit and act tough right in front of my team's bench
fucking monkey.
Just made this little gem, here you go /hoc/, especially my Boston Bros (no thread for whatever reason idk)
AND MARCHAND TO TIE IT
BASED
A
S
E
D
Just another W for the Isles
We comming for you Ottowa
outmemed
>leliot
>rags
>>63993127
>broons
yulia anons killing it tonight
>>63993127
I wonder how many times a day his nose gets stuck on something. Also, Chara is one of the most asymmetric people I've ever seen
>>63993121
you mean, how hockey has always been played?
I bet you're that fucking pussy who doesn't like fighting in hockey and want more "muh fundamentals".
>swedish goaltending
literally finnish goalie have to save your guys asses
>>63993168
i love fighting you fucking nigger. but you aren't tough when you chimp out right next to all of your boys. you're a fucking pussy, which is what simmonds is. a monkey nigger pussy.
>>63993168
are you ond of those philthy fans that doesnt watch the games but talks about his team? Your nigger doesn't fight
>>63993127
absolutely based
>there are people ITT RIGHT NOW that don't think subban, marchand, etc are funny
![daniel-bryan-yes-movement-new-york-islanders[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RoxXPwQ.png "daniel-bryan-yes-movement-new-york-islanders[1]")
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
>finnish goaltending
>>63993127
this would be more funny if manlet didn't say this. I just can't take them seriously.
>>63993127
the reason the is no thread is because youre such a bitch you didn't make one.
Fuck you why are you such a bitch
>>63993163
he's not very naturally proportioned in any way
look at his gum-teeth as well
what a save by ramo and what a meme of a game so far. i want a manlet line of marchand-deschairnes-gaudreau
>>63993276
Both teams playing to see who's defense is worse tbqh with you Joe
>>63993127
here you go bitch this is how you make a thread >>63993249
You could make a save of the year highlight real of just Ramo. For such a mediocre goalie, he certainly can make a lot of fucking flash.
Damn we looked good today
>>63993297
I MEANT THIS ONE
Try to ban me a 65th time tonight janny its fun
>>63993300
bruins pp :)
>this mentally ill caitlyn
Kood mornink people
5 wins in a row
>>63993386
>this pussy canadian that wont do anything about it
go smoke some DUDE
>>63993391
lel i'm going to sleep now.
>>63993347
your attendance doesn't though
>>63993391
hylkää pöydän suomi
>>63993197
and I bet you probably didn't watch the game tonight when simmonds beat the shit out of your pussy ass white boy players
>>63993428
oooooooo
>>63993391
What cofe level u at bro?
>>63993428
good thing attendance doesn't earn points then
>Be the oilers
>Have fifty bajillion first overall picks
>Still be terrible
>>63993450
it just makes my tickets cheaper!
>>63993448
0 right now i havent boiled my koffe maker yet
>>63993475
That should be a panther jersey.
>>63993459
>63993459
It's their shit coaching staff. The club isn't a good one for individual development. The top prospects that they get, no matter how much they excelled in the juniors, tend to be good or meh after a little bit of time in Edmonton. except McDavid, he got creamed. Kid needs to bulk.
God tier songs to listen to while playing hockey?
https://youtu.be/ALV-QtDFpSw
>>63993502
I listen to Beethoven and Lizst while I practice.
>>63993502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrTnWDTdwI
>>63993502
but canadians dont get tan lines. faggot ass canada
>>63993493
>>63993502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcRyjkYdDxM
>>63993502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU
>>63993544
do something about it
great thread OP thanks for the news
>only post to say red wings is OP
>only post to say goon is OP
>nobody says detroit
>one person says wongs
excellent way to start a thread you butthutt nigger
>>63993502
https://youtu.be/5Nxx_Njg8Uc
>>63993502
I like my music Finnish and poppy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyx8zaWo5Ac
>>63993502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmK8nQ98h5E
I vary between a bunch of genres, but I usually put this one on first no matter what.
there's been so many yulia posters tonight its been amazing.
Fuck shitty OPs and fuck you faggots willing to post in a shittu OP
>>63993623
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNfwMepTuZ0
>>63993445
nigger nigger nigger
>>63993692
you chirpin on finn beibs?
>>63993731
No, it's the only Mongolian pop song I know.
Rate my team lads
Time to stop this phoneposting, get up, brush teeth, pee, shower and eat breakfast while reading a good book Tbh family
>>63993778
good luck on the cofe my man
>>63993778
I agree
>>63993778
What book
>>63993778
Gotta save the binland maymays for independence day
>>63993771
>no Mikko Koivu
>minnesota fan
>>63993820
You are right my friend
>>63993806
Dostoyevsky's 'Idiot'
this thread is my bitch
>>63993771
>playing HUD
not even once
>>63993896
>responding to chubbs posting the same image in every single fucking thread
hello reddit
>>63993913
how did yo u know i waas from reddit? i heard this place has cool memers
>the city of OP
BTFO
>>63994009
Is it accepted the Eberle and Hall are butt buddies?
>>63994009
>his face when he learn about being trade bait
Lol at Seguin and Benn with the weak ass giveaways right before the goal.
MARCHAND PENALTY SHOT
PENULTY
E
N
U
L
T
Y
>>63994019
>>63994020
>Mad at Ebs & Hallsy
>finnish goaltending
>douglas hamilton
>Dougie
Good riddance i.mo t.bh
Not really I miss him.
>>63994052
BROOOOOOOONS
>>63994052
Just watched the replay
Then he scored
>I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
MARCHAND
A
R
C
H
A
N
D
>>63994054
So the rumors are true that he is trade bait.
>>63994054
Not mad, just not denying the homo tension between them. I nevere realized how big Ebs head is.
>1.2 second clutch
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK
THIS FUCKING GAME
GAME OF THE FUCKING CENTURY
WHY IS THIS GAME SO GOOD
HOLY HIT
HUDLER
HUUUUUUUUUUUUDLER
BOMBSTON BTFO
T
F
O
>finnish goaltending: the game
>>63994103
GET RDY TO LOSE IN OT THOUGH
holy shit I thought he was going to say there was no goal
Thank you based Broons
>RUINS
>ABSOLUTELY
>RUINED
LOL
>1 (ONE) . (POINT) 2 (TWO) SECONDS
go kings go
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK
>>63994120
I hate how glorious hockey is slowly starting to degenerate into this NFL tier review-heavy bullshit
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK
TUUKKA FUCKING RASK
TUUUUUUUUKKAA
>Stars
>best team in hockey
Move over, assclowns, your turn's up.
make a game thread you fucking shitters
>>63994172
Fuck that, I'm enjoying this
>>63994172
lol
I hate the bruins commentators.
>>63994120
>after review there was no goal...tender interference on the play
C'mon Broons
>>63994184
I hate you tbqh with you Joe
>>63994176
P
R A R E
O
X
Y
is there a nesn stream?
>>63994184
dougie pls
SCAAAAAAAR!
LOL RUINS! CHARA IS CHARBAGE!!
CHARA WHAT THE FUCK
Of course Johnny gets the game winner and the Hatty
At least we got a point...
JOHNNY BOY
JAHNNY HACKEY
Fuck you Chara retire already you old ogre
>losing to the Calgary Dumpster Fire
ruins confirmed for muff cabbage
>bruins
>bruined
i cry
>>63994171
>lose back to back games on back to back days, both in OT
>still lead the NHL in points
>still have three of the top 7 point scorers in the league
>no longer the best team in hockey
Stay mad
CHARA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF TURNOVER IS THAT?
IN OT, NO LESS?
>>63994240
>American flames fan
Chara deserves an assist on that play tbqh lads
Wow.
Fuckin Johnny Hockey man.
>3 on 3 give the advantage to high skill, high speed players
>Put Old Man Chara on the ice
Well played Claude.
trade chara for a bag of horse dicks pls
>>63994264
>muh defense
> Western scout No. 2: “I would trade Nugent-Hopkins. I’m not trading Hall, although he’s the guy you’d get the most for.”
>Why the drop-off in return after Hall? Especially considering he’s a winger and RNH is a centre? “Nugent-Hopkins and Eberle are soft players. No one really wants soft players.”
is johnny gaudreau elite?
>>63994264
He had already cycled through everybody else at that point. They were tired, and putting Chara on the ice was a better choice than putting the likes of McQuaid or some other shitter.
Chara just needs to stop sucking dick defensively. That turnover was terrible.
>>63994240
Fuck off Bandwagon nigger
LGTSS:
>Zdeno Chara
>>63994271
Nashville would trade for RNH.
>>63994287
who the FUCK would bandwagon the flames
>>63994264
this is the same guy who regularly started 3 forwards and krug in OT last year, has he gone senile?
>>63994271
When does the NHL get to the point where it makes sense to institute a development group of actual hockey people to control Oilers player development? Are they really going to just let them keep ruining the future stars of the league?
>>63994302
Grease
>>63994287
>>63994302
honestly no one
>>63994314
5 years ago
>>63994314
As long as Buttman is in power.
>>63994302
England
>>63994305
He just doesn't really know how to coach offensive hockey.
I like Claude. As a bruins fan living literally in Kenmore Sq, the shit that Bruins fans here say about Claude confuses me. He's a good coach. A really good coach, even, considering the lack of real depth talent on this team yet how we compete nightly.
But he's learning how to coach offensive hockey this year with young players, so it has its bumps and hiccups. He's still a defensive coach at hurt, so puts players like Chara/McQuaid/Seidenberg/Trotman on the ice as instinct, rather then going for gold by putting vatrano/spooner/c.miller with the main guys like Bergy and Krec and Erikson
>>63994253
>people cant move and still root for their hometown team
>>63994354
>at heart, so he puts*
>than*
god damn
>>63994330
Really don't think Bettman likes what's going on there. You could tell from his face that he hated McDavid going there.
>ugly sweater night at honda center
>everyone just wears their ducks jersey
>>63994397
Yet everyone was quick to say that the draft lottery was rigged.
>>63994397
>Kikel and McMeme literally top of the line, premium talent with the ability to be GOATS
>lol to the perennial dumpsterfires of Edmonton and Buffalo you go
Honestly I don't see how anybody can besides memeposters on /sp/
>>63994436
>buffalo
>in the same category as edmonton
pls
>broons
>>63994436
Yeah 100% agree with you there bud. Problem is most of the bad teams who could use that talent are even worse. I suppose the least you can say about Buffalo is that at least they are legitimately crazy about hockey, consistently the top market in the US for viewership etc.
>>63994416
Anyone who thinks it would be rigged for fucking Deadmonton is dumb as fuck
>>63994518
Considering that oilels got 4 first picks in the last five years says something about them having some influence in New Jersey.
AYYYYYYYYYYY
The Flyers managed to get a point over the Devlels.
Who else here celebrating tonight?
>>63994623
Reminder that the flyers got blown out of sunrise 7-1
>>63994668
Doesn't matter, beating the Devlels is more than worth it.
>>63994573
edmonton isn't a huge market. they've got their fans but they don't have the revenue needed to be a large influence
think about it. in 2010 toronto got the 2nd pick, and in 2012 montreal had the 3rd. if the draft was rigged to the teams that had the most influence then you can be damn sure toronto and montreal would get the 1st overall a hundred times before edmonton
they're just lucky and terrible
>>63994736
Is there any fanbase out there that would be okay with the Coilers winning a Cup?
I think if they ever did win, it would not be seen as legitimate by anyone other than Coilers fans.
>>63994736
>in 2010 toronto got the 2nd pick
You mean Boston
Who is the best non-Bobby Orr defenseman?
>>63994853
Seth Jones
>>63994758
Who cares? A cup is a cup and I say that as a Flames fsn
>>63994762
It's still the Leafs pick originally,
>>63994869
>It's still the Leafs pick originally,
And yet it was traded before that season even began. It's not like Toronto traded it after the results were determined.
>>63994853
Lidstrom, is that even a question?
>>63994853
In terms of complete defender? Rob Blake.
>>63994920
Youre meme-ing right?
>>63994903
This is a good answer.
We're really out here relation, flames are back and in full meme mode
>>63994876
I'm twitching.
He's not that bad, just not good enough to be the third highest player on the lightning
>>63994983
Disregard,I suck cocks
>>63994876
Dion Phaneuf is the shittiest captain in the NHL. His only competition is Duthtin Bwown.
>>63995195
what about Ference and Staal?
lel
>>63995218
KEK
Idc Chara is still my favorite player on the team
>stars btfo by the oilels
Top lel
>>63995576
>tfw there are people who dont like chara
>Kikel
>>63995791
>finnish goaltending
haven't been on in a few years, where's Lexplorer?
>>63996124
jail
>>63996139
What'd he do? Riot at a best buy?
>>63996147
Got drunk and called in a bomb threat to a school. He got like 3 years in prison.
>>63996153
Calling a bomb threat to a school in this day and age lel
>>63995218
>Eric Staal
>Bad
Nice meme
>>63996160
lrn2grntxt
Don't forget to vote
>>63996241
Are you literally retarded
>>63996330
nope why would you think that? Outlaws for life fuck the jannies upsetting you is just a bonus
> Blanked by the Ducks
Jesus Christ guys...
>>63994965
Your god damn right
>>63995218
> Thinks Eric Staal is WOAT captain
> Conveniently forgets he won a Cup but is trapped with a bad owner and weaklings
Nah, Phaneuf is still the worst mate. Nice try, Laffs fan.
is this the ultimate meme ballot?
>>63996441
Thornton is the worst 2bh
>>63996454
Vote Scuderi
come clean up my shit janitor
>>63996469
I respect Scuderi. I wouldn't want to see him get memed like that
>>63996472
What form
>>63996469
G I R A R D I
I
R
A
R
D
I
>>63996504
slippery and wet
>>63996367
>being surprised by this
Already happened once this season
>mfw the Kings win the Stanley cup
>mfw the Panthers are the best team in Florida
>tfw he is even better than his brother and will be picked first overall keking Puljumong and Sharkface
>>63996835
Nyislanders will draft him
>>63997092
>Implying Toronto won't draft him so they can become the next Sedin twins (separated only by time)
Shit team
>>63993068
this is some great OC! I wasn't around for the offseason but now I understand why they want smuk anok back
who /5thline/ here?
>>63997092
knulle Norge tbqh
>>63998154
Maybe. Are you a girl?
>>63998552
Fokk deg sope desu
Have you accepted your lord and savior into your souls yet /hoc/?
>>63998764
>mfw barkpoop piipoop was shit near me
>mfw binland hasn't had a relevant player since piipoo salami
smuk_anok if you're reading this we just want to say we're sorry and we hope you forgive us. please come back we miss you.
>>63998908
>Finnish goaltending
>>63998942
>Wanting to keep a horse fucker
fuck off fuk_ponek
>tfw installed a shit tier driver updater and now it doesn't want to leave
Was Broons - Flames the best game of the season?
>>63998942
I know you'll die eventually, but could you speed it up by any chance?
>>63999528
No. Stop going to hfboards.
>>63999075
Should've bought the new Jamal 2.0. Version 1.0 only fucks your girlfriend and loiters around your home, 2.0 has been able to drive cars since the drugstore robbery patch.
>>63999550
what's your choice?
>rags
>rags
Caps have a 6-game winning streak (which will hopefully be extended to 7 this afternoon). Why is nobody discussing this? The Capitals are easily the most neglected high-tier club in the NHL
>>64000850
yeah, it's pretty funny
they could literally have 160 points and they still wouldn't intimidate anyone
the entire league realizes it at this point
>>63994248
Uhh the Stars haven't lost back to back games at all this season. They beat the Keks the night before.
>>64001099
Funny that they show Mike Green in that infographic because he was the biggest reason they lose those series (at least the previous Caps-Rags series). Now that Detoilet has him they'll never get past round 1 until they drop him.
>getting memed on by both the Flim Flams and the Coilers
Are the stars the second worst team in the west
the Vanpooper Can'tpucks are the worst of course
>>63998960
>>63999530
>mad at smuk
>>63999653
Come to hoc.
This is where proscout posts.
Hfboards is almost as bad as /r hockey.
Only almost because they actually bullied Button the fuck out from there.
>>64002146
The stars will win the presidents trophy with like 128 points and lose to Nashville in the first round lol
>>64002413
It will be the mild. They have knocked out the last two central winners.
/r 64000000 dubs
>>64002612
In the second round? Wild finish 2/3rd and kick out st Louis again
>>64002344
no I mean like, what's your choice for the best game of the season
What are you gonna watch today lads
>no brunch games
Smh
>>64003762
preds v. wings tbqh
>rags
>>64002807
Dubnyk is as shaky as Michael j fox
are the canucks elite?
>>64004758
Elite at tanking
We matthews now desu
>>64004464
>A goalie so bad that the Oilers didn't even want him when they had no other options in net
>A goalie so bad that the Preds waived him despite Rinne still being injured
>A goalie so bad that when Price went down for injury the Habs didn't even call him up
>A goalie so bad that Arizona traded him for scraps
>A goalie so bad that the Wild made him their starter and locked him up long term
>>64004801
Bad boys, bad boys, whatchu gonna do when they come for you?
Is Rask elite? Despite the loss, he made some clutch saves last night. Not to mention, if Goose didn't start in net, the Bruins would have won.
>>64004878
Yes
>>64004801
>so bad he leads the league in shutouts
>>64004878
Rask is always elite.
Every year he starts slow and every year we get people pooping on him and by the season is done he is always a top5 goalie in the league.
If he could get going sooner, it would be great.
And the 2016 Stanley cup winner is.....
>>64005133
...fucking stars
>>64005167
No chance senpai
Stars won't beat the kings in the wcf
>>64005179
>Kings
>Playoffs
>>64005356
This is the make or break season for the Kings. It has been almost two years since their last cup so even the most resilient fans are giving up on them and going back to basketball or whatever.
>>64005356
>other teams in the Pacific
Oh yeah the kings don't stand a chance at stopping honcouver or calgayyyyry
>>64004964
>thinking trap shutouts are real shutouts
Altho nobody pays attention to pedosota so idk if they still play that riveting mike yeo trap hockey
>>64005508
>>64005708
Being 1st in the Pacific means they have to play the central all the way through to the WCF
rip Kongs
Who are the three best backup goalies in the league?
Only clear backups count, so no goalie from Detroit for example.
>>64006084
Antti Raanta is the best tbqh
>>64006278
And the other two?
When are the Panthers moving up to QUébec city?
>>64006528
Never, Sunrise is planning on giving them a ton of money to stay. You'll get an expansion team though.
>>64006528
Not happening Pierre
Who ready for Finnish independence day here?
Go Wild, Go Finland
>>64007441
Me desu, wish I could come celebrate with you lads
>>64007441
post finn queen with knife and dark hair please.
>>64007524
Here you go lad
>>64007505
You are alright family
>>64006084
Raanta
Niemi
Montoya
>>64006528
They have a new contract that covers the next how many years.
So never.
>>64007585
yessssssssss
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