It's common knowledge that Anon is a heterosexual cisgendered white male virgin who is either overweight or severely underweight. Making any mention of yourself as anything else triggers the fuck out of 4chan.
How about a trial board where only women (and people pretending to be women) are allowed. The shitposting would be pretty funny and it might humble your average 4chan user a little bit.
Ban women from /r9k/ while you're at it if you want to for the sake of balance, I guess. I don't care.
That board is called /lgbt/
I'm a girl btw
>>396466
/a/ is filled with little girls try that.
What's the biggest thing that happened on your home board this year? What's the biggest thing this year that happened to 4chan as a whole?
>/tv/
When baneposting broke reality
>/mu/
When Kendrick released new album
When Kid Cudi commited a career suicide
moot's retirement and Hiro.
Overall, this was a pretty boring 4chan year.
I'm gonna marry both these cuties!
epic win
That's great! I'm glad we have a reverend here to unite those two nice girls in marriage.
Bigamy is illegal.
Why is the captcha suddenly insanely hard to complete? I use legacy captcha because my phone doesn't always load the picture captcha in quick reply.
Dumb phone poster
>>396968
It wouldn't surprise me if at least 25% of posters are now mobile posters.
Dumb MacBook poster
>>396972
>It wouldn't surprise me if at least 25% of posters are now mobile posters
Source: absolutely fucking none.
is this faggot website finally not broken yet
>>396932
Enjoying your first week here!?
Hiro, I think we should have [triggerwarning][/triggerwarning] available for all the boards. It will be similar to how [spoiler][/spoiler] works but instead of black rectangles it will be "(TRIGGER WARNING)" and in red font. Most of us has grown up with the "viewer discretion is advised" message on tv when a particular program may have some offensive content so it shouldn't be that different when it comes to posts on this website since people will say offensive things
>>396773
[triggerwarning]what a resplendent idea[/triggerwarning]
Fuck off nigger faggot fat tumblr whale 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐
No, really, fuck off.
I think it is a great idea. Hiro please implement it
>tfw you've been on 4chan for so long you can look in comments on other websites and find 4channers just based on their speech, attitude and shit
you're a newfag
>tfw you've been on 4flan for so long that you can identify newfags like OP and 98% of /pol/ just based on their speech, attitude and shit.
>tfw you've been on 4chan for so long that you can theoretically suck up to twelve dicks per day, but can still only really handle eight or nine on average like the average Reddit/Facebook user
>make a compelling argument against an anon's blatantly wrong opinion
>call him a faggot at the end
>he now only focuses on the fact that I called him a faggot instead of my compelling argument
Why should it matter? It's not ad hominem, I've already made my point and only decided to call him a faggot after utterly destroying him with my superior rhetoric. Why do so many anon's decide that an argument is "invalidated" after being insulted? It's not like we're debating in a formal setting, we're having an argument on an online anime imageboard. I should be able to reserve my right to call someone a faggot without them deeming my argument "worthless" as a result.
Any anon's with me here?
You're giving him an easy out by calling him a faggot. Of course he's going to focus on the ad hom instead of admit that you rekt him.
>>396712
>make a compelling argument against an anon's blatantly wrong opinion
>he posts a fedora picture or calls you "autist"
Here's what you do. Don't call him a faggot in the first post. Wait for his response. Then to his response, just say "Faggot."
Why haven't I been made a mod yet?
Because your Tumblr doesn't have enough reblogs.
Post more about how 4chan needs to be turned into a safe space and how anyone who doesn't agree with you needs to be censored and you'll soon be a mod.
That's how the other mods got their jobs.
Did you apply?
>>395571
Nice autism
Where did the use of spamming quotation marks originate? For example, I keep seeing
>""""""""English"""""""" """"""""Premier"""""""" """"""""League""""""""
on /sp/.
>"""""""""quotation""""""""" """""""""marks"""""""""""
>>392270
>/sp/
Don't blame us famalam, it started from shitposters on /int/
>>392282
My opening post got cut off, I was about to say that I suspected that /int/ was the origin.
Did it originate from any thread there in particular?
So... I've used 4chan as my only internet outlet my whole life. With all the meta on /qa/ that came from moot's resignation and all these new boards, I started looking at my old 4chan pics, and found pic related. Every community has its own personality, and I started wondering about how they are today. I spent some time on Reddit, Tumblr, started reading tweets, even checked out Gaia Online.
Everything is fucking awful. I don't have to tell you that 4chan is shit, because you see the endless shitposting everyday, but holy fuck, the circlejerking, drama, and utterly shit tastes that other forums have.
Can you give me your opinion on the internet in general? What important forums/communities are out there? How are they? What's your experience with them?
Here's a list off the top of my head, help me expand on it.
Normalfag social sites:
Facebook, Google+, Youtube, VKontakte, Twitter, Yahoo!, Peeple (coming soon)
Content sharing:
Reddit, Tumblr, Instagram, Pinterest, Digg
Blogging:
LiveJournal, Blogspot, Myspace
"News":
Neogaf, IGN, Gawker Media (Gawker, Deadspin, Lifehacker, Gizmodo, io9, Kotaku, Jalopnik, Jezebel), normalfag media forums
Music:
Last.fm, Bandcamp, genius.com, SoundCloud
Webcomic forums:
MSPaint Adv., prequel, xkcd, smbc, Dinosaur Comics
Drawing stuff:
pixiv, DeviantArt (is this still alive?)
Serious (or at least trying to be):
Wikipedia, LinkedIn, Stack Exchange network
Non-normalfag net:
encyclopedia dramatica, UrbanDictionary, Uncyclopedia, Conservapedia, Kiwifarms, Stormfront, TOR in general
I'm a bored teen tier:
Habbo, Gaia, NewGrounds ,Channel101, SomethingAwful, TVTropes
Meme machine:
KnowYourMeme, 9gag, cheezburger.com (ICanHasCheezburger, MemeBase, etc), FunnyJunk, canv.as (RIP), YTMND, Meme Generator
The chaniverse:
4chan, 2channel, Futaba, 8ch, wizardchan, 420chan, ñchan, krautchan, anonchat
Oldfag stuff, even if they are still in use:
Usenet, c2.com and the WikiWiki (RIP), IRC chats
I don't know shit about porn sites.
And there's this:
http://orig01.deviantart.net/91af/f/2014/070/a/5/map_of_the_internet_2_0__by_jaysimons-d781bst.jpg
Also, I just checked the "Tumblr" entries in UrbanDictionary, and it's so nice to see the pre-2011 ones, when Tumblr was just a place for odd and lonely people that spent their time on the net. When the Tumblr stereotype was that of a virgin hipster girl posting helvetica-captioned pics. I want the 4chumbler era back.
>>395370
Why's the tumblr girl wearing Shirou's shirt?
>>395373
idk, it's not consistent even in the same pic
How come if you make fun of atheism on 4chan nobody cares, but if you make a jab at religion then people instantly get upset and spam that fedora meme?
Conservatives using memes to take over 4chan.
Because atheists are less easily offended.
You know, unless they're from Cuba or Turkey or somewhere like that.
Does anyone else get a small level of anxiety because of the amount of interesting/funny posts you invariably miss.
I am developing a habit of desperately keeping up with memes, scouring the archives, reading a load of threads.
I don't want to miss one goddamn post and I don't know why
You won't find the posts you're looking for here.
I just saw this post on /tv/ a bit earlier. I guess it's becoming a meme? No idea why.
>>396769
Maybe because you're new?
Not an insult, maybe you're not new but I used to feel that way when I was.
Eventually I realized everything I thought was so funny and cool here is only special in the moment. Memes are crap and idolizing them is stupid. Just go to the threads you enjoy and have a good time while there.
This is what I think all the oldfags in their infinite wisdom were always trying to say when they say general threads are cancer.
They are literally a place for people to park themselves and make sure they don't miss anything "important" from their particular subculture. But in the end that's not what it's all about.
>>>/int/catalog
There's nothing but porn on the board, we need moderators and janitors.
>>394346
Wow.
/int/ is a fucking mess, pretty glad I left it.
are all mods and janitors on holiday break or something?
>>394371
judging by what they do, they're on holiday break all year
When will sound be enabled for webms across the board?
>>396721
>that placement
Will it still work?
![4chumblr[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CfpcMwA.jpg "4chumblr[1]")
