EL RATO SQUEAKS OUT:
https://youtu.be/PIt2FSRui6o
Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story NOW CONFIRMED
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute
Amanda Carpenter directs press to her lawyer, BASED HURRICANE KATRINA denies going anywhere near the snake's snake
OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE BEN SHAPIRO FOR HIDING THIS STORY AT BREITBART
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal
Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
==================================
The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>Story broken by same journalist as John Edwards scandal
>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
ARCHIVE EVERYTHING BEFORE POSTING ITT:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now/
PREV THREAD: >>68770539 → →
I eat my dick cheese sometimes
>Cruz playing into Trump's hands like clockwork
This level of chess is beyond my comprehension
MAGA my brothers.
We shall carve history through memes.
Reminder if you want to buy rare trumpcoins do it now before the price skyrockets.
>>68783026
so does cruz,what do you think was on his lip?
FUCK JEWS MAGA
Good Friday
MAGA MONDAY
>>68783072
CRUZ IS PLAYING CHECKERS
>>68783159
Ted pls
So even if the allegations are false Cruz isn't responsible for attack ads targeting Melania from a Super PAC on his behalf, but Trump is responsible for the NE breaking this story?
>>68783159
Some good stuff.
>>68783159
shh bby is ok
>>68783159
Fuck off ted
>>68783072
>ZUPAN
How reputable is the National Enquirer?
Did anyone see Cruz's press conference a while ago?
This man absolutely WILL NOT stop lying. I'm baffled.
BE HONEST FOR ONCE TED! YOU'VE GOTTEN CAUGHT SO MANY TIMES I'M SURPRISED YOU'RE STILL AFLOAT! LIER!
REMINDER THAT HEIDI CRUZ WAS SUICIDAL 11 YEARS AGO
>killing the Evangelical Christian's career on Good Friday
A legitimate Goddamn is warranted.
>>68783359
IIRC, they were the first to publish shit about Tiger Woods, John Edwards, and others having extramarital affairs.
>>68783111
remember donalds tweet way back in 2013 that said his Twitter has become so powerful he can make his enemies tell the truth?
im starting to believe donald is an actual mastermind
>trump hasn't been on twitter for more than 24 hours
>cruz was actually behind the article all along and used us to make trump look like a little child throwing mud
>because of this trump doesn't get the delegates requiered
i feel raped
>>68783359
it sounds pretty swanky but from what i've seen it's like basically the equivalent of reading something scrawled in crayon on the back of a porn mag
>>68783359
They broke the correct news about Jesse Jackson's, Senator Edwards', Tiger Wood's and someone else's affairs.
They are reputable.
>>68783359
Article is written by the same person who broke the Tiger Woods, John Edwards, Jesse Jackson sex affair stories.
Cruz's response is pretty damning.
Come on boys and girls, grab a school, let's find her.
http://www.greatschools.org/texas/austin/
http://www.greatschools.org/texas/austin/
http://www.greatschools.org/texas/austin/
all aboard Ted's #pleasurecruz
>>68783456
Read Art of the Deal and see how good he was at playing people 29 years ago. It'd be silly to think he hasn't gotten way better than he was back when he was already considered at the top.
>>68783463
another shill
>>68783561
Bitch looks like the Ecce Homo.
>>68783463
>Ivanka is in labor
>Trump is in waiting room
>No media because family first
>Trump comes out after baby is born saying Cruz knew of story before even he did!
>>68783463
>cruz was actually behind the article all along and used us to make trump look like a little child throwing mud
Trump hasn't said one thing about this. He didn't write the story.
Also fuck you you're a shill.
>>68783359
They're a shitty tabloid magazine that runs with any rumors of anything.
>>68783463
zero connection between the story and trump
BREITBART IS COVERING
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/25/horse-race-livewire-11/
>>68783026
fpbp
>>68783561
>http://www.greatschools.org/texas/austin/
How old are his kids? Could she be one of their teachers?
>>68783475
They're just like the tabloids you limeys have, except sometimes they're right
>>68783677
Yeah, removing the bar reveals the head shape more, what replaced the bar is made up from different parts of the face unfortunately.
Does anyone else just have a massive erection when you reflect on how pol single-handedly memed this scandal into existence?
>>68782865
El Rato doesn't want to use the term 'ratfucker' out of respect for his mistresses.
Does Trump even have anything to do with this? Wtf is Cruz talking about
>>68783710
>>68783686
>is good friends with the publisher
That'll do for the average yank
Anyone know where to search for hookers? Want to see if I can find the lollipop tranny.
kek attached from when I searched craigslist
>>68783072
They really love blaming Trump for all their problems
>ivanka could be birthing a child RIGHT NOW
>it will never be you
>>68783793
>>68783561
Also, find what school district he lives in and what school district he grew up in. That will narrow the search.
What is his address?
>>68783437
THIS POLICE REPORT WAS FILED TBE DAY BEFORE HURRICANE KATRINA STRUCK.
M E M E
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M A G I C
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>>68782865
sorry don but that's poor taste in sluts
>>68783359
Usually it's garbage, not reliable at all.
However, when it comes to scandals like this they're the only news outlet that's low enough to publish the story, and they've been right before.
Right now CNN and Fox are digging for solid evidence before they report on it. Wait until tonight or tomorrow and we'll know.
Ted Cruz new song for Trump general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcCrYAa_h1A
>>68783991
She knew.
>>68783991
THE
TIME
IS
NOW
>Making America Great Again!
A MADMAN HE"S A FUCKING MADMAN
>>68783072
>Thinking Trump has friends at the NE
>Thinking Trump has ANY friends in the media
And that's why we call him Lyin' Ted
>>68783793
>>68783985
Good thoughts, they're pretty young. I tried looking into places he visited while running for senate in 2012 but it's getting buried under all the presidential stuff.
Side note: wow I didn't think this was actually his daughter. That's pretty sad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feALLLFdj7Y
>people haven't figured out that fucking with Donald Trump isn't wise.
Probably has a gay porno of Ted Cruz sitting his desk waiting to leak it.
>>68783072
S H O O K
H
O
O
K
>>68783904
you have more chance finder 'her' in the obituary by now
>>68783793
His oldest child was born in 08
NE says the affair took place when he was solicitor general (03-08)
He was adjunct professor at UTA Law between 04 and 09
The affair most likely occurred prior to Heidi's suicide attempt THE DAY BEFORE HURRICANE KATRINA STRUCK (Aug 05)
>>68783991
Like forreal doe.. what race is she?
>>68783159
SHOO SHOO RATO
>>68783072
In my personal life experiences, when people instantly defend themselves like this, they are guilty as shit.
Repositing for the new thread.
Can't stump the trump!
We need to get the gays on our side. Cruz routinely admonishes gay marriage and defends the sanctity of traditional marriage. Now he's having 5 affairs.
#LGBTQ Rights and shit like that. When they get all riled up the media can't ignore this.
Honestly, I'd dump a load on that Katrina chicks face. The other two could lick it off.
Shows you, Women go for power over looks and personality. Binman Ted Cruz couldn't get any of them to slide down his pole.
Amanda Carpenter looks like she does A2M. For some reason I can see her sucking on Teds stinky shitdick after a good ass pounding. Katrina looks a little more refined, but I think she is a 'cum inside me' kind of chick.
>>68782506
>>68781371
>>68782491
>>68782557
>>68782705
I think this might be my best MAGA I've made. It perfectly encapsulates /pol/ and MAGA put together.
>>68784297
>His oldest child was born in 08
>people are being born after 9/11
fuck that's weird
>>68784567
you did great, fucking saved. Thanks so much for this.
This is why I support Based Bernie, he would never sexually shame anybody in the way that Trump does, I don't understand why this is supposed to be bad
What can a noble kike do to help?
>>68784567
Saved. 10/.
REMINDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gplpSfaouP8
Either she saw daddy fucking the help or she's one of the "women".
>>68784567
>>68784668
Oups, small mistake. One of the MAGA hats on a skeleton is still midly invisible. It's the one under the guy's chin.
>>68783821
tfw memes decides who becomes president
>>68784735
Glad you cant vote britcuck
>>68783275
This
>>68784735
Even from across the pond I can see Bernie is a lying jew. He even sounds like one, I bet he can hear shekels drop from miles away.
>>68784751
Have Netanyahu endorse Trump; it would take the wind out of the sails of the anti-Trump conservatives.
The man who lusTED.
But who was busTED.
>>68784811
One spin of the meme wheel and the fate of the world is decided.
>>68783275
Cruz din do nuthing.
Holy SHIT, anon! This is huge.
Pic unrelated, unless you are pondering the meaning of being in a pairbond or something.
LYING TED
HOLDING THE BIBLE
IN HIS HAND!
can anyone post pics of the 2 unknown ladies?
>>68784929
>Holy SHIT, anon! This is huge.
Yuge.
>>68784999
If we knew who they are we would
>>68784999
Sure thing rabbi, just tell me who they are and I can get some for you.
>>68784604
>there are people born after 9/11 having sex right now
>>68785054
He's asking for the images of the blurred faces of the two unidentified women, not their true identity you autist. A jew is offering his services.
>>68783442
>cucked by cruz
can man sink any lower?
proves that women are only after money and power, not looks
>>68783072
Can someone fill me in here? Do we have any verification that any of these claims about Ted's alleged infidelity are true?
>mfw Cruz names /pol/ in his little press converence
kek
>>68784999
Here is one.
>>68783437
When a [redacted] reads like this, [redacted] to understand. I [redacted] understand what this is [redacted].
>ITS TRENDING TO 450K ON TWITTER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hey anon
Come be the butter on a nice alaskan, mulatto sandwich. Let Sarah get you started, and Katrina can finish you off.
Pew Pew pol
THIS IS A MOVEMENT! TED CRUZ HAS BEEN EXPOSED FOR THE RAT THAT HE IS. THE WORLD NEEDS DONALD TRUMP, RIGHT NOW! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a3n45oqSwOI
>>68785239
Haha, it's #1.
HOLY SHIT,RUMORS ARE THAT THE STORY CAME FROM RUBIOS CAMP!
>>68782865
If this is true, it also calls into doubt the objectivity of his mistresses when it cums to Cruz.
If true. Time will tell.
>>68785239
Is that many?
Cruz likes the Trannies cuz he can't get them pregnant.
It's cheaper that way.
>>68785296
Elmo?
More like Helmo.
>>68785267
wew lad
>>68785390
Rats and Humans cannot interbreed anyway anon.
>>68785360
What are you even talking about? He dropped out.
>>68785360
that must be why Rubio is leaving politics
shit is about to hit the fan
>>68785360
Rubio's team planned to use it at the convention or if Cruz and Rubio were duking it out for frontrunner status
>>68784323
She's part white, part black, and a little Hispanic I think.
>>68782865
>CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS
I fucking love this board.
Has anyone ever called Trump Sleazy Donald?
>>68783437
Doubt it was an affair. Maybe Ted threatened her with divorce if they didn't have kids or something.
She used to work for Hillary. She might be a former third wave feminist that settled for a conservative man because he had a career.
She's very career driven, educated, and connected.
Why would an alpha bitch career woman go ape shit?
Her husband may have stood up to her.
Heidi may be a reformed ball busting ex-feminazi.
Here is an interesting link about Ted Cruz and Amanda Carpenter!
What do you think about the tattoos?
http://imgur.com/a/ERBuF
>>68783159
I thought Rubio overheated
>>68783072
You'd have thought that being in opposition to the master ruseman would have made some of the tactics rub off on him.
When Trump faced media backlash, he pointed out precisely how his enemies were lying and caught them wrong footed.
Rato immediately playing the victim card makes him look weak. He should have just stayed strong and presented evidence (if he had any) to debunk the claims while maintaining a professional veneer.
Hey guys 1337 haxxxorz anonymous apparently posted this video about Cruz and had some idea this was looming weeks ago
youtu . be/3vV5jLoSmko
>>68785672
WE CALL HIM SLEAZY DONALD
HE COMES IN
REAL ESTATE CONTRACTS HIGH
THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN
AND HE STARTS SLEAZIN
>>68785672
Donald is straightforward about his dealings with women. Fuck, he puts his past behaviors it in his books. I admire a man like that.
Also, you know he is toeing the straight line or some Rubio rat would have outted him by now.
TRUMP RESPONDS THROUGH OFFICIAL STAFF
https://twitter.com/JDiamond1
https://twitter.com/JDiamond1
https://www.facebook.
com/DonaldTrump/posts/10156829629555725
Guys.
>>68785950
Lots of people knew this was about to drop, including Roger Stone.
>>68785797
The question is, how the fuck did he bed so many beautiful women?
Temporary tattoos... big deal.
They discussed wearing matching tattoos after he sucked on her tits and ate out her pussy?
did he just win the election?
https://twitter.com/NationalistGenY/status/713434780516286464
All of my keks have been had
>>68782865
>CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS
topkek
#1 IN THE UNITED STATES
#4 WORLD WIDE
#1 IN THE UNITED STATES
#4 WORLD WIDE
>>68786083
great response. He's playing it perfectly.
Hopefully it bubbles over soon.
>>68786083
lol. no he didn't.
>>68783359
It's a trash tabloid but they're good at what they do. They've been right about this sort of thing before.
>>68786083
He dropped the O.J...
holy fuck. its over for lyin' ted.
>>68785797
supposedly they were fake tattoos done on april fools day
Cruz is master chess player. He sent Katrina to work for Trump's campaign knowing that Trump would pay David Pecker for this article. Katrina loves Cruz and she would never betray him. When it comes out that Trump paid for this fake story its going to kill his campaign.Pretty soon the rest of the women will denounce this and BTFO this story. If you don't believe me, just wait to see Katrina fired from her job soon for not complying with Trump's plan
Good night Trump!
>>68786083
There he goes. He side stepped it and says he knows nothing while wishing the best for Cruz while calling him and his staff liars and incompetent.
Fucking amazing. He did exactly the best possible thing I expected him to do and more. amazing.
And now Cruz can only call Trump a liar who orchestrated it all because he has no other alternative. He fucked himself by blaming it on Trump and can't back out.
It's over. Trump won the primaries.
Lads, this is one of my comfiest days ever on /pol/
We truly accomplished mega memes today
Thanks
>>68786253
lol. yes he did.
>>68786405
Cruz is a chessmaster. Trump is a grandmaster.
Man that Trump message, Cruz got STUMPED in his lies.
This guy is playing with the establishment and they don't know what to do.
>>68786246
>check
>It's true
TOP KEK IT'S HAPPENING
Also I just checked the US trends about 10 min before this and it wasn't even on this list. Shady business removing it by the twitter overlords?
>>68785179
She's not a very good wrestler
>>68786412
You honestly think any of this makes Cruz looks strong right now?
>>68786083
TRUMP is GOAT. He's the Bobby Fischer of politics. Never seen anything like this. RIP Rato
>>68786412
He did the same thing with the birther issue.
He kept pushing it and pushing it, but always added that he hopes its not true and that Cruz should DEFINITELY get it checked out if he wants to make it to the general election if he wins the nomination or else Hillary will destroy him because of it
>>68786083
>and while they were right about O.J Simpson, John Edward, and many others,
Uh-oh Ted.
Wew lads, what a fucking time to be alive.
>real life is more entertaining that a series that portrays politics as entertainment
>>68783072
HEIDI AND I
Remember when Clinton fucked like 9000 females and it just made him look alpha as fuck?
Good work you fucking faggots you just boosted cruz
The past two days have been meme extreme.
/pol/ is crushing 2016
>>68786543
sauce.
>>68786676
Try harder. Clinton was actually likeable, and didn't eat boogers and pause between his speech like he's autistic.
>>68786676
Cruz appeals to evangelicals. They don't like cheaters like Cruz even though most of them have probably been divorced and remarried.
>>68786676
Not the same, Cruz is supposed to be the muh religion guy.
>>68786606
That's the best part. Just like branding him Lyin' Ted, he's now associating him with two liars that Republicans hate: John Edwards (who cheated on his cancer ridden wife) and motherfucking OJ Simpson
>>68786556
I don't how betraying your christian and family values can be seen as strong. Everything is going to be turned into a negative for Cruz. Pinning it on Trump was the only possible gain but without proof and with Trump denying any involvement, there's not much to be had.
>>68786676
>Clinton
I think you mean JFK
That guy couldn't keep his dick in his fucking pants.
>>68786083
The absolute madman.
All he has to do is step back and watch it burn, and he knows it.
>>68786676
Clinton wasnt trying to be a choir boy though. Cruz is trying to be.
>>68786766
Glad Im not the only creeped out by his 20 second pauses.
>>68786766
>>68786792
>>68786794
>>68786845
>>68786852
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE I SHOULD CUT YOU
>>68786083
Fucking master class.
MAGA MASTER CLASS
>>68784323
Quadroon, I heard.
>>68786676
Except Ted's appeal is being a Bible thumpin' conservative. This destroys that.
Clinton's appeal was being cool, as manifested in the phrase "the real first black president".
Shit, you even posted a pick of Clinton being cool.
>>68786846
The best part is that he used that opportunity to also insult Cruz and his staff. Just salt on the wound I guess.
>>68786911
>I SHOULD CUT YOU
Try me.
>>68786676
this: >>68786766
Even republicans (voters not politicians) that disagreed with him on everything liked him as a person, he was a 'cool dude', and the attacks backfired when the GOP reached too far over a sex scandal.
For Ted, he is a FAMILY VALUES conservative and a hypocrite, and not likable at all. He is fucked.
>>68785179
No definitive proof, but
>Rubio's people were calling it #TheThing before March 15.
>A Breitbart reporter allegedly a bombshell about Cruz in early February, but it never got out. He tweeted something about being scooped just after the story dropped on NE.
>One of the alleged ladies worked for the Fiorina campaign, and the Cruz Super-PAC gave the Fiorina Super-PAC $500,000 (hush money)
Again. None of that is definitive, but Trump didn't make this story. It existed for weeks, and Cruz' only counter is
>Trump did this! I'm so mad! Don't accuse me of being an adulterer! Muh family!
LET'S DECIPHER THIS SHIT
>yfw Rubio hops back into the race.
>>68786988
a lot of niggers i know to this day think that Bill is blacker than Obama. Lots of "Obama is a fake nigger" comments.
>>68786911
But I am already cut
>>68786911
Kill yourself Cruz fag. No one likes that Canadian rat fucking dumb fuck
Besides, you're wrong. That Bill Clinton scandal is what made everyone vote for Bush. Get off 4chan you underage
>>68786676
Yeah then later on we found out that Bill is actually a closeted pedophile with his buddy jeffrey epstein.
>>68786839
>That's the best part. Just like branding him Lyin' Ted, he's now associating him with two liars that Republicans hate: John Edwards (who cheated on his cancer ridden wife) and motherfucking OJ Simpson
He's operating on demigod levels
>>68786995
>Try me.
YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME
>>68786676
I... am now a... scud missile.
>>68783159
sending the hell's angles to Twitter?
>>68782865
You guys ever think that Donald got into the race because he had politicallly crippling dirt on every single candidate?
He's a businessman, he only plays to win. The field was littered with people with skeletons so numerous they make a graveyard blush.
>>68783159
>>68783686
Except the trump supporter that just called out one of the woman on TV. He woman get played as victims while trump looks like the bad guy
>>68787063
Rubio's people were saying there's a recording - where's the MSM asking to have it?
>>68787106
>But I am already cut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9HKxMgekCo
http://www.insideedition.com/headlines/14138-cops-found-ted-cruzs-wife-on-roadside-thought-she-was-a-danger-to-herself Red flag? Cruz BTFO!
>>68787136
i like this pic. can i save it?
>>68787008
None of the big media outlets are reporting on it but once something big happens like Cruz or his mistress filling a lawsuit, they'll all report on it.
Reporting the news of news.
so really, they're all waiting for Cruz's side to make a mistake or for someone to talk about it.
>>68787136
I do.
>>68782865
What's the problem with it?
It's absolutely normal
>>68785797
>>68786369
Yes, because most politicians buy a matching pair of removable tattoos to wear with a a beautiful young woman who works under them.
They were removable. The question is, why did she end up with the other "half" of the set he bought from etsy?
>>68787070
Also do the 2nd page. The first blackout on that page is 9 characters, and is probably "therapist"
>>68787070
14 = ?
21 = ?
38 = ?
I thought 9 and 17 were sad and depressed, but it's repeated the next paragraph so I don't know.
26/15 is going to be a hospital or something of the sort.
>>68787275
I was 8 days old when it happened, had no choice.
It could only get better if Clinton started attacking him over it.
Then his last bastion of defence, that he's the only one that could go up against her, melts away.
>>68787077
Yep, a "cornball brother"
new Trump tweet. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/713443618250473473
>>68786543
plz sauce
>>68782865
+1 for the perfect name (Cuban Mistress Crisis)
>end of the link
>>68787357
Do all rabbis do the nasty teeth thing, Israeli?
>>68787302
Cruz is a bible thumper who claims he has been annoited by Christ himself
So is this gonna go mainstream? Is there enough evidence? I really wanna see Rato BTFO
FOX NEWS REPORTING IT RIGHT NOW
>>68787461
No one does it here, it's some diaspora meme.
FOX NEWS REPORTING
>>68782865
wtf is up with Trump?
When he goes after his opponents he hits below the belt repeatedly. He's lost his composure, he'll never win
He's a complete heel
>>68787453
>holy shit my sides
Trump is NEXT LEVEL
ITS HAPENING
TURN ON CNN, ITS COMING INA COUPLE OF MINUTES
>>68787483
It'll get constant news coverage over the weekend (Easter weekend) and it'll be brought up at the beginning of next week's coverage
everything Jeb touches turns to ashes
>>68787540
aaaaaaaaaand they've moved on
>>68787325
>the rapist
Are you sure it doesn't say Ted Cruz
>>68787302
Not when this is what you're trying to sell to the retarded voter
>>68787483
It went mainstream the moment a Trump supporter brought it up in Amanda's face out of fucking nowhere on CNN in the middle of a debate. Both the hostess and Amanda were caught off guard by it hard.
Anyone else feel bad for Cruz? I mean it's Easter weekend. This has to be horrible for his family.
>>68787588
>Trump wins nomination with rato gone
>Jeb, being a good boy, endorses him for president
>Hillary wins in a landslide
say it ain't so
Evreryone's playing checkers while Trumps playing chess
Gawker, to their credit, has been absolutely all over this.
Also, the MSM is now starting to slowly pick this up. They have been afraid of libel with this story - but they can easily report the denials/statements about the leak - and that's what they are going to do.
>Michael savage being sympathetic to cruz
cock me
>>68782865
I like CruzMissileCrisis better
penis
>>68784266
CUZ AINT NO SUCH THANG AS FULLEYED GOOKS
>>68786672
heidi and me is correct
>>68787453
The subliminal genius. Just how many levels does Trump have?
BASED RAMZPAUL on the CRUZ SEX SCANDAL Article.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShaESg9orZc
>>68787686
Gawker was made for this though, so good for them. The enemy of my enemy is an ally of good use.
>>68786019
I fucking love how he still calls him "Lyin' Ted Cruz" even in official statements.
>>68787686
Gawker has nothing to lose. They're already out $115 million.
>>68787672
May that rat fuck get hit by a bus.
>>68787672
I start to feel bad and then I think about his wifes north american union and I feel nothing for them.
>>68787686
>Gawker, to their credit, has been absolutely all over this.
>Gawker is all over a story about a famous conservative's misadventures
I don't see how this is to their credit, they're a clickbait site. They're just acting as their nature demands, in the same way a jew collects shekels and a fish swims.
>>68787672
If true I don't feel bad at all.
>>68787063
Ben Shapiro made sure to kill the story before it ever saw the light of the day.
Now that he's no longer the chief editor boss man, he can no longer contain the truth.
>>68787588
this is probably the best part of it too me, god damn it feels good shitting in the guac bowl.
>>68787296
He will have dug his own grave if he lawyers up, and National Enquire goes before a judge with the person (s) who gave them the story to confirm its legitimacy
>>68787672
>feeling bad for your enemies
That's why you never win goyim
>>68787070
I'm going to guess the first 9 letter one is "DEPRESSED "
Lmao is Rato pinning this on Donald?
>>68787566
>people are going to be talking about this at Easter dinner tables
>pastors will give sermons on fidelity on one of the only days of the year that people go to Church
TRUMP WILL MAKE CHRISTIANITY GREAT AGAIN
>>68787816
He was editor at large, not in chief. That just means he gets to write whatever he wants, not police what other people do.
>>68787588
>Cruz is the only one who can withstand The Don's banter
>Jeb endorses him
>Days later the entire campaign goes up in flames
Must be lonely being the grim reaper of politics.
>>68787474
>>68787651
Oh, it's just some religious bullshit
>>68787812
Regardless, it's doing their liberal cause no favors seeing as it only boosts Trump
>>68787686
Because Gawker will tear anyone apart, true or not, regardless of ideology, they obviously don't want to go after SJWs, but don't think for one second they wouldn't destroy one for clicks if it was a big enough story.
>>68787828
>going to court
This won't go to court for years. Further, how hard do you think it's going to be to call slander on a newspaper known for slander?
>>68783159
>deleted
MODS=GODS
>>68787672
HAHAHAHAHAHA
No.
Fuck off.
>>68787627
9 characters
by adding a space you're making it 10
Why no #SexGate?
>>68787831
Oh boy.
>>68787909
>believing Jewish lies
good goy
>>68787875
The media is too, Fox News and CNN are spinning it to make it look like Trump's bidding
We never fucking win anymore I swear
>>68783159
So is Ted Cruz going to sue the Daily Mail now?
Trump aide's fury at '100% false' claim she had affair with Ted Cruz http://dailym.ai/1LMNAa4
>>68787831
Someone make this public, send it to Trump or something.
>>68787905
All according to plan. But the preachers will be talking about Easter, will probably talk about infidelity at next week's sermon
>>68788002
Not specific enough
>>68788029
Someone else at Breitbart squashed it dude. Benny the kike is scum but he had no power here.
>>68787672
He's a lying rat, a meat puppet for the Jews, his wife is an honorary Jew, and trying to sell us out the globalists.
Rafael can eat a dick.
>>68787831
This is a PO BOX belonging to:
http://www.electioncfo.com/contact/
who handles paperwork for lots of different PACs. Google for
box 26141 alexandria
and you'll see lot of different politicial outfits.
>>68788042
>implying people by the MSM bullshit anymore
If Trump can still rise from being called Hitler every day then he is invincible
Just imagine how insane this will make Glenn Beck. Loses most or all of his Trump audience (a good chunk of America), probably for good. Just to bash Trump and support Lyin' Ted Cruz.
And what does he have to show for it?
Jack Shit.
Countdown to the number of days Cruz will stay in the race until he drops out?
I say 5 days and he will make that same tearful speech that Jeb made when he bailed out. LOLLLLLLLLL.
Can't stump the Tump!
>>68788100
>someone else
I wonder who...
>>68788054
>>68788018
no, see >>68788115
>>68788042
This is incredible.
Lying Ted is literally lying about this and just getting away with it? I mean, there is ZERO evidence this came from Trump. Meanwhile there is marginal evidence it is true.
We just have to step up our Memetics.
>>68788158
He will kill himself and urge his Mormon cohorts to do the same Jonestown style
>>68787945
It's easy to say that but again, once Ted sues and they prove they have legit sources he's done. NE also isn't the only one with the story, people have tweeted saying they can confirm some of it is true from media companies.
>>68783569
Abandon ship
>>68788158
Many Cruz supporters will understandably defend him, but if it comes out as true they will be even more devastated and leave him.
>>68788146
A lot of people are probably just voting for him out of spite for the MSM
>>68783904
wtf is this texas
>>68787070
I decoded it a few days ago.
>>68783463
If your enemy makes a mistake - don't interrupt him. Emperor learnt from the best.
>>68788201
Alexander Marlow's the editor in chief, Stephen Bannon owns it. Go ask them.
>>68783118
>>68787831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q582qWn7bok
Mystery Thickens
>>68788241
It was obviously Trump. He's pissed off that they went after Melania and he basically already used this as a threat.
Cruz expected this sort of thing.
Cruz may have his own mud to sling, later.
>>68788158
He's been that since 1990, when Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.
>>68788358
>her head was in her hands
I keep trying to tell you guys she's a dullahan
>>68788436
If he did he would have released it weeks ago
>>68787831
>>68788115
Even better. We should frame this as a "smoke filled room" where all the members of Cruz's vaunted "Washington Cartel" have come to smear Trump and exchange enormous amounts of dark money.
Where did that money go, lyin' Ted?
Ted Cruz double-standard
>He's not responsible for an advertisement sent out urging people to vote for Cruz
>But Trump is responsible for story in National Enquirer
Makes perfect sense to me
>>68788249
kek
here`s a (you)
>>68783985
Ted Cruz's elder daughter (the only one old enough to attend school) attends St. John's School in Houston, TX.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._John%27s_School_(Texas)
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
https://youtu.be/w6zV0hYKqy4
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
https://youtu.be/w6zV0hYKqy4
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
https://youtu.be/w6zV0hYKqy4
>>68788532
Thanks m8
!!!!!!!!! CNN IS REPORTING STORY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are reporting it as "Cruz accuses trump of planting tabloid story".
But the fact that they are mentioning it at all means that the MSM is ready to play catch-up with the national enquirer.
>>68785180
Top looks like a wrap dress. Pic related. She also has way thicker than average hair.
>>68788471
Fucking WHAT?
Never heard about any of that. The justice system obviously thinks he is innocent or he would be in the dock, yah?
>>68788436
IT'S RUBIO
>>68785360
Look up #TheThing before March 15.
>>68788513
No he wouldn't have. He played his card just right. Let a massive story like thus hit on Good Friday. All those conservative Christians will talk about this at Church.
>>68788654
Of course, got to capitalize on the #1 trending story to make them shekels goy
>>68788527
I really hope Trump bundles that up and rams it down Rato's throat.
>>68787453
holy fuck
just woke up fell sleep at 6am cant believe you glorious bastards keep the hashtag trending lmao
>>68783437
>>68783437
>>68783437
Gee I wonder why?
>>68788693
I'm talking about Cruz. If Cruz had dirt on Trump he wouldn't have waited so long to release it
>>68788779
#1
I would say there is a lot more than just "marginal evidence" concerning Cruz and his former secretary Amanda Carpenter.
http://imgur.com/a/ERBuF
>>68788436
Story's don't get written, approved, and added into the magazine in a fucking day you retard. The National Enquirer for next week (or however often they release it) is probably already done.
>>68787665
I wouldn't say it came out of nowhere. It was trending on twitter around that time.
>>68787852
Ruthless Jew
>>68788558
Here's the directory:
http://www.sjs.org/Page/About/FacultyStaff-Directory
>>68788597
LOL Bush and Graham on your side you know that shit is about to get real fucked up.
If they were closely RELATED to me, I still would not allow them to come to my wedding, they are such bad luck losers.
pic unrelated
Hey /pol/, Don here. Ask me anything.
wow i cant believe you guys still got this trending i had to go sleep it was 7am for me
lmao rato btfo
>>68787453
>mfw I didn't even notice that
>>68783359
>>68783561
Is this better?
>>68788797
Ahh. Trump has been hacked and they found nothing but charaties thanking him for donations, and has been in the public eye for years. All his dirt is already in the open.
>>68788435
wrong theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PKxsOMkmZA
>>68788158
Remember that Glenn Beck converted to Mormonism. He's so stupid or insane that the idea of Adam and Eve in Missouri, and Jesus returning to the US after he was crucified, seems believable.
>>68783489
Gary Hart
>>68788977
Fuck off.
>>68788977
Who is that? How'd you do that to the image?
>>68788977
That is better, howtf did you do that csi?
>>68788937
Don you are the man.
How did you pull off this masterful coup?
MAGA!
>CNN TALKING ABOUT TRUMP AND CRUZ
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
>>68789089
Photoshop
>>68788965
>>68788965
>>68788965
NEW BREAD
>>68789089
>>68789088
He just shopped the other woman's face over the old picture.
>>68788977
It's not possible to reconstruct a face from a few pixels. It's obvious this is just a photoshop
>>68788937
What's your first presidential action going to be, president-elect?
>>68783991
HOREE FLUCK
Man, this is feeling /trumpfy/ waiting for this to btfo El rato
>>68788352
Best part is: same height as ted cruz and 44 years old in January (Ted's birthday is Dec. 22nd and he's 45). Just thought it was amusing.
>>68788937
Did rato really do it?
>>68789185
>>68789206
Should have checked the flags my bad I'm excited
>>68782865
>Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him
WHAT
THE
FUCK
>>68782865
>National Enquirer
My god, just how deep has reddit penetrated this place?
>>68783793
He didn't have children when he lived in Austin. he was too busy fucking teachres and tranny prossies
CNN just brushed the #CruzSexScandal off like it was nothing. Barely let the reporter read back trumps statement. Typical.
>>68787453
The link still works with/without the last 7 letters.
>>68789495
>Pulitzer
>>68789495
Fuck off shill.
>>68784929
Does that mean RED hair or gingers?
>>68788658
More like they didn't have enough evidence
He Just got lucky
>>68784797
>the way he looks straight at the camera right after
hahaha jesus christ
>>68789622
>>68789648
Sorry I don't believe tabloids Trumpcucks.
>Bernie/Cruzshill
Nah fuck off, I hate all the candidates/politicians. Sorry that includes your precious Big Daddy Trump too.
>>68786831
Nice try, Ted
>tfw you were one of the #CruzSexScandals pioneers
Make America Great Again!
>>68790847
>tfw can't believe we actually got this thing trending
I guess my tactics and meme magic worked!
Quentiam Magicae
>>68789593
>tfw a 69 year old man knows more about the internet than me and I've been here half my life
