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Guy on TheBlaze is about to take calls and talk about the Enquirer story, not Beck though

Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story NOW CONFIRMED
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute

OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER

OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE BEN SHAPIRO FOR HIDING THIS STORY AT BREITBART

Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal

Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.

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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter

PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT

@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier

STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>Story broken by same journalist as John Edwards scandal

>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865

ARCHIVE EVERYTHING BEFORE POSTING ITT:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now/


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Rush is talking about it
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Amanda and Katrina have both denied it now..
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>>68770642

Yup. Sounds like he is defending cruz as usual.
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>>68770539

Call into Rush, Alex Jones, Michael Savage, ect and bring this up. If Beck is still on the air and taking calls, blast his ass.
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1ST FOR THE MEMEAISSANCE
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Yahoo News pushing it

http://news.yahoo.com/alleged-ted-cruz-sex-scandal-133900795.html
http://news.yahoo.com/alleged-ted-cruz-sex-scandal-133900795.html
http://news.yahoo.com/alleged-ted-cruz-sex-scandal-133900795.html
http://news.yahoo.com/alleged-ted-cruz-sex-scandal-133900795.html
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Anyone notice she said "categorically false" and "Be ashamed for spreading this kind of smut"

>Not be ashamed for spreading lies/rumors
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Trump supporter Adriana Cohen confronted Amanda Carpenter about her involvement on CNN 11:54 EST.
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>>68770687
People need to start spamming this on twitter, get the fire burning out of control
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VIDEO OF AMANDA CARPENTER NOT DISAVOWING IT ON CNN

SHE PLEAD THE FIFTH!

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1458922421509.webm
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Still watching zodiac stream

He's asking them to phone bank

Aaaaand he's scurried away
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Scott Adams on absurd absolutes

http://blog.dilbert.com/post/141657128476/the-sarcasm-tell-with-an-absurd-absolute
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>Rush Limbaugh talking about it the picture Trump tweeted
It's only a matter of time before he talks about the scandal!
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>>68770693
Of course they won't admit to it. Nobody ever will, unless there is real evidence (emails, receipts, idk).
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How do we get Ben Sharpio to lose his job?

He seems like he's got quite he temper, people with tempers sometimes regret their actions in the moment :^)
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Man Cruz's rally was really low energy today and it felt really short
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I just realised that Trump can't lose here. If there's truth to it, then Cruz loses his Christian reputation and everyone calls him a cunt. If it's a lie, it just proves that Trump was right about the media constantly lying.
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>>68770693
Katrina claimed loud and clear she believes the rumours to be true for the other people involved.

Carpenter went on CNN 10 minutes ago and screamed to the interview

>IF YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT MY ALLEGED AFFAIR WITH TED CRUZ, YOU CAN CONTACT MY LAWYER
>I WANT TO TALK ABOUT POLICY
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>>68770711
Hi Bernie
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HOLY FUCK

PICKED UP BY YAHOO

http://news.yahoo.com/alleged-ted-cruz-sex-scandal-133900795.html
>http://news.yahoo.com/alleged-ted-cruz-sex-scandal-133900795.html

HOLY FUCK

PICKED UP BY YAHOO

http://news.yahoo.com/alleged-ted-cruz-sex-scandal-133900795.html
>http://news.yahoo.com/alleged-ted-cruz-sex-scandal-133900795.html

HOLY FUCK

PICKED UP BY YAHOO

http://news.yahoo.com/alleged-ted-cruz-sex-scandal-133900795.html
>http://news.yahoo.com/alleged-ted-cruz-sex-scandal-133900795.html

HOLY FUCK

PICKED UP BY YAHOO

http://news.yahoo.com/alleged-ted-cruz-sex-scandal-133900795.html
>http://news.yahoo.com/alleged-ted-cruz-sex-scandal-133900795.html

HOLY FUCK

PICKED UP BY YAHOO

http://news.yahoo.com/alleged-ted-cruz-sex-scandal-133900795.html
>http://news.yahoo.com/alleged-ted-cruz-sex-scandal-133900795.html

HOLY FUCK

PICKED UP BY YAHOO

http://news.yahoo.com/alleged-ted-cruz-sex-scandal-133900795.html
>http://news.yahoo.com/alleged-ted-cruz-sex-scandal-133900795.html
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>>68770833
He already has been
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>>68770833
He's trying to defend cruz
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>>68770857
> lose his job

About that...
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Imagine Cruz's sweaty face groaning in pleasure as he breathes heavily and drips sweat onto Katrina's supple mulatto titties, while thrusting his 4.7" cock in and out of her tight but experienced asshole.
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>>68770806
I can't handle him when he talks; all I think is rats, boogers and lies.
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>Guy on TheBlaze is about to take calls and talk about the Enquirer story, not Beck though
BECK HAD TO STAY HOME BECAUSE HE WAS SO DISTRAUGHT LMAO
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>>68770888
TRIPS DON'T LIE
THAT CRUZ SPREADS THIGHS
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>>68770802
err

did you not hear the part where she said it is categorically false?
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Categorically+False
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>CATEGORICALLY FALSE

>TALK TO MY LAWYER

Translation: I'm guilty as fuck.
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>>68770905
>>68770904
Yeah but as long as he even brings it up by word it'll go viral with everyone who doesn't pay attention to MSM.
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>>68770539
KATRINA IS A GENIUS

BY "DENYING" SHE WAS INVOLVED, BUT NOT DENYING THE ENTIRE RUMOR,

SHE'S LITERALLY TRIGGERING THE OTHER WOMEN INVOLVED

THEY WILL RAGE AT THE FACT THAT SHE'S THROWING THEN UNDER THE BUS

IMPLYING THAT THEY WERE INVOLVED BUT SHE WAS NOT

THEY WILL LOSE THEIR SHIT BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WOMEN DO

AND THEY WILL CALL HER OUT SAYING THINGS LIKE, "BITCH WE'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES WHO FUCKED TED, REEEEEEE!"
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>>68770802
aylmo it's Trump's supporter's fault

and definitely not the National Enquirer's fault
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>>68770958
doesn't he have a big dick?
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>>68770958
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>>68770898
IF YOU DON'T USE ED FOR DANK MEMES THAN FUCK YOU.
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We have traction
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>>68770998
>cuck
>>68770687
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>>68770887
you came to the wrong neighborhood bernout. You gonna get maga'd in the face!
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>>68770858
Yeh, the Zodiac and Stifler's Mom both seemed nervous and hurried through their prepared speeches.
It was strange
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My take on all this

> GOPe and Trump prob. both knew about this from separate sources
> GOPe original plan was to back Rubio, probably were holding on to this story in reserve, wanted Rubio to pick up steam and then drop this on Cruz
> Unfortunately for them, Rubio never picked up steam, so they had to sit on it

> Trump def. knew about it
> Katrina is denying that she is personally involved, but she prob. was, and is prob. how Trump knew
>He might have sat on it for a couple of different reasons:
> Might have wanted to wait for perfect moment
> Or, might have simply been operating off an older, more masculine sense of honor, where a man's extramarital affairs are kept quiet, but said "Fuck it" after nude Melania ad
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>>68771111
we need a dank meme database with dank ratings
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>>68770983
No, he was on for 3 hours and didn't mention it once. Seemed pretty jolly.
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>>68771112
who is this laura ingrownham?
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How hard is Cruz gonna lose the evangelion vote
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JUST
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>>68771041


All the way this. She's playing her role perfectly.

Once the story is confirmed, she makes a teary-eyed apology for lying, trying to protect my family career, etc. Becomes super-victim, nails in the coffin for rato.
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>>68770958
>sweat drips off of his tits into her eyes
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>THIS SHILLING FOR HEIDI ON FOX
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Heres a tweet with the categorically false pic

https://twitter.com/Matthias_Tweets/status/713398637741662208
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I've definently noticed a changed in the narrative on Trump recently. They've pulled back on the racism narrative, and and trying to push the sexist narrative.
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>>68770802
Damn they're all hot. Would fuck the shit out of the mid and right.
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>>68771112
>heidi's face

I would cheat on that too
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>>68771181
Pretty hard

>>68771186
No way, I don't believe this.
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>>68771186
april 11th wut
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FEMINISTS GOING OFF ON TRUMP

https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
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>>68771112
Shut it down. I'm serious.
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>>68771171

Amazon woman who happens to be a Christian Conservative.

Basically the religious version of Ann Coulter without the bantz.
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>>68770802

She said it's categorically false... that sounds like denying it - not pleading the 5th
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>>68771186

shitposter shill. wrong date. trying to discredit us


DONT REPOST
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>>68771171
she has a good radio show at 9-12EST, big Trump fan, medium Cruz fan
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>>68771186
Overwhelming entertainment
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>>68771041
That's why Trump hired her.


That's just a free sample of The Donald's mischievousness. I can't wait until he starts using more than 10% of his power level.
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>>68771186
tomorrow's NE today
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>>68771186

DONT REPOST

WRONG DATE AT BOTTOM

PAID SHILL
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Hly fuck, I missed the Katrina interview, when and where was it?
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>>68771186

TOP KEK
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>>68771186
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>>68771186
>I want someone who can cuddle--with their mind

M'lady
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>>68771186
>Anita
>looks like Megyn too

Come on.
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>>68771238
noticed that also, due to cruz pac attacking trump and inching toward hillary v trump
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>>68771186

PAID SHILL DISINFORMATION
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>>68771186
Bottom square looks like Kelly
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>>68771283
based tucker carlson
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DAILY REMINDER:

THE SHILLS AND BOTS ARE IN EVERY THREAD
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>>68770693
>works for Cruz
>works for Trump
It's obvious why they won't confirm it.
We'll have to wait for someone to track down the teacher or the hooker.
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>>68771186
>April 11, 2016
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>>68771322
>>68771277
They print in advance, the original was April aswel
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>>68771186
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT ANOTHER MYSTERY TO SOLVE SCOOBY
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>>68771026
She has tits, thin, but she needs to hit the gym, get a personal trainer, those legs are on the un-toned side.
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>>68771352
That tells you its a joke faggot
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/7027680/Shocking-claims-Ted-Cruz-had-extramarital-affairs-with-FIVE-women.html
>http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/7027680/Shocking-claims-Ted-Cruz-had-extramarital-affairs-with-FIVE-women.html
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IT'S BACK
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>>68771419
I've noticed a lot of incoherent posts replying to nobody.

I'm having a fucking blast, thanks /pol/
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>>68771283
>Should Trump and Cruz drop the war over their wives and get serious now that Cruz is taking heat?
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>>68771446
It's disinformation
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>>68771186
it doesnt matter if this is true, we need to spread this more and more just to sit back and get our lulz
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Aqg4DOtsM8

literally what the fuck, /pol/
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fox just pulled a "IT'S CURRENT YEAR"
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AMANDA CARPENTER JUST PLEAD THE 5TH LIVE ON CNN:

>IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY ALLEGED AFFAIR WITH SENATOR TED CRUZ, YOU CAN TALK TO MY LAWYEr
>LET'S TALK POLICY INSTEAD

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1458922421509.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1458922421509.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1458922421509.webm

EL RATO GOING DOWN
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>>68771186
Cruz damage control
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My god, watching this bitch round table on Fox News has only reminded on how much a mistake women's suffrage was
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I can't wait for the "this fine ass cuban canadian american presidential candidate just slapped your girl's ass at a club, what do"

I'm already keking
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>>68771579
FIRST PART
https://twitter.com/ryanward87/status/713396734915948548
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lol these dikes of fox news just said lena dunham is a "pretty girl" for getting naked all the time

http://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
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It's really back!
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#CruzSexScandal trending.
You were never a player from the start, Rato.

>>68771157
I agree with your assessment anon. Trump told Cruz not to attack him. He did it anyway. The madman didn't even have to lift a finger.
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>>68771579
I don't think I'm going to make it through this happening
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>>68770888
>ALLEGED
ALLEGED IS ALL WE NEED
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>>68771186

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SAPIOSEXUAL
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>>68771579
She spews filth and hatred of the god emperor, she is a true heretic and must be purged from the rolls of respectable news.
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>>68771579
>talk to my lawyer
Is she really so stupid as to not realize she just confirmed it?
A normal person would just deny it and move on if it didn't happen.
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>>68771026
If she had a nice bubble butt she would be 12/10
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>>68771186

>April 11 2016

>perplexedblackman.jpg
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>>68771749
>tfw "sapiosexual" google searches rise by 1 million in the next hour
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>>68771483
THE BRITISH ARRRGH
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>>68770888
people still get news from Yahoo? are they time travelers from 1985?
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>>68771749
Gets off on intelligence and wisdom.
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>>68770888
>http://news.yahoo.com/alleged-ted-cruz-sex-scandal-133900795.html

I love every single one of you.
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>>68771787
Straight out of some SVU shit

>I'm not saying another thing till my lawyer is here

She might as well of said how many times she dunked his cock into the back of her throat.
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>tfw Cruz ends up going down 5% in the polls because of this story
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>>68771879
Doesn't matter, major site is covering it
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IT'S BACK
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>>68771453
She's very tall, so her calves/ham aren't normally going to be huge. Shut the fuck up, /fit/.
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We did it Reddit!!!
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>>68771927
>5%

that's it?
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Damn niggas we #1 now
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>>68771186
>second paragraph
Shit, that's taken from Urban Dictionary.
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>>68770802
Can someone explain how saying how false something is is pleading the fifth?
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>>68770802
>categorically false

I think we're onto something here
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MAKE THIS SHIT GO VIRAL

RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://twitter.com/ryanward87/status/713396734915948548
> https://twitter.com/ryanward87/status/713396734915948548
https://twitter.com/ryanward87/status/713396734915948548
> https://twitter.com/ryanward87/status/713396734915948548
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> https://twitter.com/ryanward87/status/713396734915948548
https://twitter.com/ryanward87/status/713396734915948548
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> https://twitter.com/ryanward87/status/713396734915948548
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>>68771648
The blonde doing the interview looks nervous, she's probably fucker her way onto TV as well.

THE BEANS HAVE BEEN SPILT!
-what a time to be alive.
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>says story is tabloid trash
>is trash
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>>68772001
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>>68771728

We're all gonna make it, anon.
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>>68771927
>>68771987
>implying he had a big enough base to begin with
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If you're on twitter, spam tag the news channels pages too. That way they can't miss it!
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>>68771186
THE CRUZ HAS BEEN RUSED

IT'S OVER, RATO
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>>68771157
If by "original plan" you mean in the last month or two when it was down to Trump, Rato, Rubio, and Kasich you might be right.

But it has been documented in this article and elsewhere (http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2015/08/09/gope-2016-road-map-to-victory-tree-house-challenge/) that Jeb! was the plan all along. Everyone else had a part to play in splitting votes, but Trump ruined everything by sinking Jeb early. They have been scrambling ever since. Also, Cruz is not eligible to be POTUS
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>>68771186
Oh my fucking god
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>>68771987

So far, we're at 5%. If we get some serious connections, we're going 10-15% down.
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>>68772089
It was already on CNN

the cat is in the bag, which is in the river
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>>68772146
Wew lad
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>>68772146
Fuck David Duke. Made Trump go through hell with muh KKK. He's fucking retarded associating himself with Trump
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Have we given up on 2 and 3?
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>>68771186
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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https://twitter.com/Matthias_Tweets/status/713398637741662208

get retweeting
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>>68772028
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>>68771186
This image requires his own thread.
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>>68772227
Yeap
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>>68772227
He didn't even endorse Trump, and Trump disavowed when asked. The media just spun lies as usual.
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>>68772248
No, but they should be easier to find now that other outlets are reporting
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>>68772248
Those are harder because they're local and not national figures
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>>68772338

THIS fampai.
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>>68771879
Scared, Rato?
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>We've been trumps dirty little army from day one
>and it feels so good
We got to keep doing shit like this it's fun
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>>68772338
Doesn't matter. He gave the media enough ground for them to make that connection.
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>Trumpfags getting desperate ITT

Why are Trump's escapades with married women and Coke whores acceptable, but alleged extramarital affairs for Cruz are taboo? Anyone who admires Trump for his pussy slaying and admonishes Cruz for the same is a hypocrite.
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>>68771936
Fuck off, /effay/ faggot, you only like her because she's anorexic, has lordosis, and is dressed like some sort of fashionable French street performer holding a big pink phallic object that you're homo for

Who /high test/ here?
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>>68772248
We need >>>/b/ and >>>/r9k/ to help with the hooker. They know things about crack whores and high class escorts
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>>68772446
INTERNET PEOPLE
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>>68770539
THERES NO STOPPING IT,

IT WILL STRIKE A RANDOM TARGET

ROLL for LOCATION CRUZMISSLE HITS
LAST TWO DIGITS:
00-09 USA
10-19 CANADA
20-29 MEXICO
30-39 EURO
40-49 MID EAST
50-59 STRALYA
60-69 JAPAN
70-79 CHINA
80-89 RUSSIA
90-99 UR HOUSE
DUBS - IT MALFUNCTIONS
TRIPS - CRUZ WINS
QUADS - SEX SCANDALS ARE FLASE
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>>68772248
>>68772338
media will lie about anything to try and blast trump
soros funded shills can't stump the don
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>>68772271

> WOAH, HIGH ENERGY
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>came back from her show to retweet one of the usual anti-trumps
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>>68772501
please be straya
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>>68772471
Hey shill. It's almost as if one guy is campaigning as a holy Jesus reincarnate evangelical
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>>68772471
Because Ted campaigns on the image of a wholesome Christian family man. Trump has campaigned on the image of "yeah I fuckin did all that shit, so what?"
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>>68772501
big spin
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>>68771186
REEEEEEEEE this fucker's score is too damn high!!!!!
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I feel bad for normies whom get their entertainment from shitty TV and not from shitposting twitter and a Malaysian sewing enthusiasts imageboard to take down political hacks and make America great again.

This is fun, guys.
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>>68772471
because trump isn't running as a holier-than-thou bible thumper
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>>68772471
cruz has ran on almost being the second coming of christ.
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>>68772552
Nailed it!
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>>68772459
Just by existing? The media ignores the current KKK grand wizard supporting Hillary, but David Duke says anything positive about Trump and they draw him klan uniform.
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>>68772501
Some ho's ass
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>>68772618
thank fucking christ
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It's good Friday for you guys today, same day as this story came out
>Ted is super religious
>Breaking rules in the bible
>Calculated
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>>68772627
You're telling me double standards exist in real life?
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>>68772028
Yes a screenshot from Urban Dictionary is just the thing we need...
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>>68772471
Because he doesn't go around shoving extremist Christian garbage down everyone's throat.
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>>68771186
>april 11 2016
shit i didn't know the national enquirer had access to a time machine
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>>68772524
There sure are a bunch of them in these threads pretending to support Trump, though.
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>>68772501
>60-69 JAPAN
my results were 60 (21-25-9-5).
HIROSHIMA PART II CONFIRMED
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>>68772549
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>>68772700
This day will be now known how Donald has been crucified since day one and this Sunday will be his resurrection.
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>>68772786
>>april 11 2016
>shit i didn't know the national enquirer had access to a time machine

Magazines often use dates in advance like that. Dunno why, but I've noticed it my whole life.
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Jesus Christ rush can't help himself attack rush now.
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RETWEET - TWEET THE HASHTAG
https://twitter.com/PoliJunkie2016/status/713403384406126592
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>>68772890
Not to mention that the image in question is a fake.
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>>68772853
Hahahahahahahahahaha holy fuck is she saying we should be shaming rato? or just drop the story altogether?
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>everyone is getting pussy but me
>Trump gets them in trouble
Feels good tbqh family
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>>68772549
>>68772853
Full damage control mode.
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>>68772853
Great, it's the fault of trump supporters
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>>68772890
Because it's print and not just articles online.
It's an adjusted schedule that has to be done on ahead of time to be printed later.

Gaming magazines are a great example too.
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>>68771879

Do you Yahoo?
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>>68772791
>Muh unknown enemy

Reddit can't even come up with their own tactics, just copy Marx and donate checks to a dying campaign.
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HOLY SHIT


REPORT: Cruz Campaign Prepared For “Sex Scandal” Story Weeks In Advance…

http://dcwhispers.com/report-cruz-campaign-prepared-sex-scandal-story-several-weeks/
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>>68770672
Fuck off with that old faggot. We have something good going
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>>68770858
He's busy figuring out how to avoid federal money laundering chargers for donating to his mistresses SuperPAC.
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>>68772146
>Dr David Duke
>Dr
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anons, spread the fuck out of pic related

>2009
>i'm so disappointed in leftists not listening to national enquirer

>2016
>HOW DARE YOU BRING UP THIS SMUT
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>>68772853
Librul logic... they smear others but cry it's happening to them when called on their shit.
Feminists
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Any way this goes down, he is losing votes.
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>>68772853
draw more and more attention to it.
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>>68771879
(You)
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>>68772612
this really is more entertaining than television. this has to be much more degenerate.
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>>68773071
Attaining a Doctorate is not difficult.
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>>68773072
B T F O
T
F
O
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WERE THESE THE BEANS DON TALKED ABOUT?
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>>68770745
Why didn't that faggot just release it on his own?

I'm sure those fucks have their own blogs or whatever
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>>68773052
Makes sense if Shapiro was at Breitbart and knew about the one guy who supposedly had this story and stopped it. Possible he assumed it would possibly get out later and warned the Cruz campaign.
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>>68773000
>yfw obama meme is reversed
>"THANKS OBAMA!" with butthurt disappointment
>"Thanks Donald!" with manly tears of joy
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>>68771927
>5%

History suggests he's going to collapse into single digits.
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Guys Ted has 2 beautiful daughters who don't need this foolering and lieing in their lives. You guys are ruininf peoples lives by spreading these rumors. Think about the human life at stake.
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>>68770802
That's a denial to me
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>>68773072
DO THIS
DO THIS
DO THIS AND POST IT SO WE CAN BUMP IT
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>>68773072
https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/1768011855

http://archive.is/WLnna
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>>68773072
BURN THE WITCH
BURN HER
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>>68771991
Why do you think there's so many feds and paid shills on a troll board?
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>>68773263
Syrian kids don't need American bombs ruining their lives. What's your point?
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Guys. The Cruz campaign is under siege right now.

We know the story is true. We have to operate based on the assumption that Ted is just hiding it. There's been too many rumors for too long for this to be a false story. Plus we've got confirmation from several insiders who say the MSM is just holding things back.

It's a solid story. So what would I do if I'm Ted Cruz right now? Think like your enemy. Ted Cruz is going to wait for this to all blow over, he's not even responding to it. If it were really untrue he would have the easy upper hand because there would be no substance, he would be able to come out right away and deny.

But he knows its true. So he's waiting. Waiting for us to give up, go home, GET DISTRACTED. And then the story will go to bed. And the campaign will continue. And he's praying to God that he's able to hold out long enough for the story to be dropped for good, whether that's when he makes it to the Oval Office and can have the story squashed because power, or when he disappears from public life after Trump wins the primaries.

All the Cruz campaign wants is for this one hotbed of activity and interest in the story to quietly shut down. Well we're not gonna let that happen. I think we should keep these threads up for days if we have to. We still have some digging to, we have to find the teacher and the hooker still. And we have to keep talking about it! The day these threads die is the day Ted Cruz wins the war against /pol/!

WELL IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, LET ME TELL YA
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>>68772572
>hey shill
Hey shill, what's up?
>>68772573
Trump whipped out his moms bible and tried quoting Corinthians, or have you forgotten?
>>68772614
That doesn't explain why you should admonish him for doing something that you love in another candidate. Just admit that it's hypocritical.
>>68772615
>second coming of Christ
You got a source bub? Cruz hasn't said he's the second coming of Christ once, where as Trump has said he would be "the best jobs president God has ever created". Don't throw stones in glass houses.

The point spread is closing and now Trumpfags are trashing Cruz for slamming pussy.

At least Cruz can still get it up. I bet Trump can't even pop an erection without viagra, and he's definitely not riding Ivanka. She probably mounts his little wiener while texting her friends, and repetitively asks "are you done?"
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>>68773376

AND THEN DROWN HER!!
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>>68773240
They can't keep getting away with this!
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>>68773263
You're right, those kids do not need Ted in their lives.
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Donald, you're a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone!

As for the rest of you,

Ted will destroy you! You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on

twitter by agents.

We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.

If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.

I REPEAT:

Ted will destroy you! You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on

twitter by agents.

We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.

If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.

I REPEAT:

Ted will destroy you! You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on

twitter by agents.

We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.

If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.
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>>68772227
Hired shill anyone?
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>>68773449
That's a weird fantasy, anon.
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>>68773235
Like Clinton, the story won't go away. Sooner or later women will step forward to tell "their story", they always do.
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>>68772028
>that face she makes

That is way too much visible anger.
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>>68773566
>Check flag

I laughed more than I should.
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>>68773072
SPREAD IT
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>>68773263
One parent lived in Texas while the other in New York for much of their lives, and both were extreme careerists at top-level functions in politics and banking.

The children probably saw their dentist more often than their parents. They probably call their nanny 'mom' by mistake on occasion.
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>>68773575
>I'm a shill for pointing out DD made a cucking retarded decision to publicly align himself with Trump, giving the media fuel for running the KKK story
Autist detected
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>>68773263
hey glenn, having happy hour a bit early today?
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>>68773676
I think he was accusing David Duke of being the hired shill.
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>>68773566

Yup, it's fucking OGRE.

Also, LEAF.
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>>68771186
sapiosexual.

FAG ALERT
>FAG ALERT
AUTISM LEVEL CRITICAL
>AUTISM LEVEL CRITICAL
FAG ALERT
>FAG ALERT
AUTISM LEVEL CRITICAL
>AUTISM LEVEL CRITICAL
FAG ALERT
>FAG ALERT
AUTISM LEVEL CRITICAL
>AUTISM LEVEL CRITICAL
FAG ALERT
>FAG ALERT
AUTISM LEVEL CRITICAL
>AUTISM LEVEL CRITICAL
FAG ALERT
>FAG ALERT
AUTISM LEVEL CRITICAL
>AUTISM LEVEL CRITICAL
FAG ALERT
>FAG ALERT
AUTISM LEVEL CRITICAL
>AUTISM LEVEL CRITICAL
FAG ALERT
>FAG ALERT
AUTISM LEVEL CRITICAL
>AUTISM LEVEL CRITICAL
FAG ALERT
>FAG ALERT
AUTISM LEVEL CRITICAL
>AUTISM LEVEL CRITICAL
FAG ALERT
>FAG ALERT
AUTISM LEVEL CRITICAL
>AUTISM LEVEL CRITICAL
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>>68773675
>>68773675
>One parent lived in Texas while the other in New York for much of their lives

This.
Lets find evidence of Heidi's BBC bull!
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>>68771879
It really is one of the last big sites that still has open comments

CNN, FOX, and MSNBC don't have comments, only through Facebook. MSN and local papers are the only ones I can think that have comments.
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>>68773434
Yes, there is truth to the story and the drama will continue as long as Ted is in the spotlight.
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>>68773052
>this is why Cruz hired Applied Memetics
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>>68773750
Ah well in that case then yes he probably got paid to say that shit
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>>68773796
Time to get /comfy/ this story is going to get good this weekend I have a feeling.
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>>68771186
SHOCKING!!!
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Guys what if it turns out that Cruz's wife is a cuckqueen?
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https://www.iheart.com/live/the-patriot-keib-am-1150-197/
https://www.iheart.com/live/the-patriot-keib-am-1150-197/
https://www.iheart.com/live/the-patriot-keib-am-1150-197/

callers are shitting all over cruz
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>>68773778
You're responding to one of the shills who pretends to support Trump. Be wary
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>>68773263
So let corrupTED become POTUS and fuck ever every little girl in America?
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>>68773885
It better pick up steam over the weekend and explode so it'll be covered all next week
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>>68774003
>We're sorry! This station is not available in your country.

Niggers...
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>>68770539
>potential tranny prostitute

Pump his stomach and DNA test the white chunk that was on his lip: 100% guaranteed tranny cum
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>>68773770
>I'm a wholesome Christian family man. I just leave the raising of my children to nannies, am practically separated from my wife and I have a harem of concubines.
-Ted Cruz
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>>68773977
I feel like she's afraid of Ted, given that emotional breakdown story.
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GUYD MAKE THE YOUTUVE VIDEO GO VIRAL

PLEASE LIKE AND SHARE!!!!

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLJMA3HFrss&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLJMA3HFrss&feature=youtu.be
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLJMA3HFrss&feature=youtu.be
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Washington Times Columnist confirms #CruzSexScandal
>Washington Times Columnist confirms #CruzSexScandal

Washington Times Columnist confirms #CruzSexScandal
>Washington Times Columnist confirms #CruzSexScandal

Washington Times Columnist confirms #CruzSexScandal
>Washington Times Columnist confirms #CruzSexScandal

Washington Times Columnist confirms #CruzSexScandal
>Washington Times Columnist confirms #CruzSexScandal

Washington Times Columnist confirms #CruzSexScandal
>Washington Times Columnist confirms #CruzSexScandal

Washington Times Columnist confirms #CruzSexScandal
>Washington Times Columnist confirms #CruzSexScandal
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>>68774145
*GUYS
*YOUTUBE

AHHHHH I am loosing my mind. This is too big of a happening!
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