Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story NOW CONFIRMED
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute
OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE BEN SHAPIRO FOR HIDING THIS STORY AT BREITBART
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal
Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
==================================
The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
===============================
THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>Story broken by same journalist as John Edwards scandal
>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
ARCHIVE EVERYTHING BEFORE POSTING ITT:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now/
PREV THREAD: >>68763606
Listening to Beck hoping he takes calls. He seems not angry. Talking about Tay because "muh Trump supporters".
>>68766505
How do we know she's potentially called 'Lollipop'?
>>68766505
ADIOS RATO
>>68766970
I don't know how that got in the pasta, I've been here since the news broke but haven't seen anything related to it
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/07/31/why-did-a-ted-cruz-super-pac-donate-to-carly-fiorina/?postshare=9641458877974512&tid=ss_tw-bottom
http://www.scribd.com/doc/282769601/FEC-Fiorina-Inquiry
Guess who was on Ted camp but switched to fiorina
>>68767177
Dubs thread
>>68767177
I say this is one of the most important sources we should check out intensively.
>>68767441
>you in charge of getting dubs
https://www.opensecrets.org/pacs/expenditures.php?cycle=2016&cmte=C00575373
Dat hush money
Ted Cruz is about to talk in Oshkosh Wisconsin. His wife is up there now. http://politibrew.com/politics/4432-live-ted-cruz-event-in-oshkosh-wisconsin-tune-in-now
>>68766633
They're telling actual lies about Trump's opinions on blacks and calling Ben Carson a liberal + "I just don't trust anything Carson says anymore", top kek
Lyin' Ted!
>>68767928
wew lad
Shapiro will be doing a talk at my school next week. I was planning on asking him why it's a problem when Trump sees Muslims as the danger that they are, after Ben made the No Small Minority video (or whatever it's called). But if he doesn't comment on this scandal, I'll ask him why he has covered this up. His speech is called Truth is a Microaggression, so it'd be very fitting to pry at him hiding the truth because of his feelings.
>>68768079
Now he's shilling cash4gold because the value of the USD is falling every day
How did this guy not endorse Paul?
>>68766970
>>68767155
you haven't been here then. the two black lady trump supporters (sugar and spice?) mentioned "lollipop" a while back. something that they had on cruz. #busTED
>>68766505
Updates
>Trump still on Twitter radio silence
>Katrina denies, but doesn't speak for other women
>Multiple "news" websites have picked up the story
I'm scared, /pol/. Scared of the meme power that exists on this website. We're affecting the entire world at this point.
FIND THE FUCKING HOOKER, REEEEEEEE
So he is not going to mention the number one world wide trending issue on Facebook and Twitter?
crying ted
Amanda live on CNN right now.
>>68768741
Give him a break he probably doesn't have wifi right now. He is in Wisconsin, the fucking Alabama of the north.
>>68766505
FUCKING MSM NEEDS TO BREAK THIS STORY
ROOOOOOOO
>taxes on a postcard
>abolish IRS
looooooooollllllll
When will he say "I will abolish the IRS"?
>>68768741
twitter shut it down so it isn't trending for the normalfags to see
>>68768803
did she deny?
>flat tax
>abolishing IRS
is this nigga serious?
he's gone psychotic
>>68768803
link?
What if Ben Shapiro left Kikebart because they wanted to run the Ted Cruz story?
>>68768843
Just did
He literally sounds like he's about to break down in tears
HERE WE GO!
AMANDA BLAMING SEXIST ATTACKS
When do we win?
>>68768882
That and a mixture of the Michelle Fields incident
Tweet this shit to James Woods! He will retweet it
>>68768866
Rats off to ya!
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
>http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
>http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
>http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
>http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
>black
>nigger
all you fucking niggers are like zombies you all have the chimp virus in you some just have higher thresholds than others
>CARPENTER ATTACKING TRUMP ON CNN
CARPENTER ATTACKING TRUMP CNN
>CARPENTER ATTACKING TRUMP CNN
CARPENTER ATTACKING TRUMP CNN
So long, Rato.
How does it feel to literally get meme'd out of office?
Is this real? Holy shit. I bet those Mormons are kicking themselves now
>>68767981
Hi Bernie
HOLY SHIT STORY MENTIONED ON CNN RIGHT NOW
YES YES YES YES YES CNN
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
HOLY SHIT
ITS BROUGHT UP ON CNN!!!!
HAPPENING!!!
>>68768885
kek
>>68768861
when he talks about abolishing the irs he just means heavy reforms to the irs but that doesn't sound as good
HOLY SHIT,
ooooh shit CNN live
>>68768916
We've already done a good bit of damage. We just need to find these other two broads.
She just got called out.
CNN KICKIN GOFFF!!?!?!?!?!
>>68768837
They wont until evidence or a testimony is provided RRRREEEEEEEEEEE
We need to find the last 2 people that were on that list...
HOLY FUCK
>>68768848
"no"
SHE JUST CALLED HER OUT
IT'S HAPPENING
National Enquirer is trending.
Did Ted mention it at all? I haven't been on in a couple hours.
>SHE'S SAYING IT'S FALSE
SHE'S SAYING IT'S FALSE
>SHE'S SAYING IT'S FALSE
SHE'S SAYING IT'S FALSE
>SHE'S SAYING IT'S FALSE
SHE'S SAYING IT'S FALSE
>SHE'S SAYING IT'S FALSE
SHE'S SAYING IT'S FALSE
Just reported on CNN. Winning!
>>68768904
TALK TO MY LAWYER
SMUT
>>68768866
RATS OFF TO YA
>>68766505
Wait, when is she going on CNN? Source?
TED CRUZ IS TOAST
TED CRUZ IS TOAST
TED CRUZ IS TOAST
TED CRUZ IS TOAST
TED CRUZ IS TOAST
TED CRUZ IS TOAST
TED CRUZ IS TOAST
Oh SHIT she's so fuckin' pissed
HER GIGGLE OF DENIAL!
>cuban mistress crisis
>341 watching Cruz rally on YouTube
I bet if chat wasn't disabled we would find out it's mostly Trump supporters
>turn on cnn
>3 women yapping
no thank you
POST STREAM NOW
>>68769043
CNN SHUTTING IT DOWN CAUSE THEY DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT NATIONAL ENQUIRE REPORT BECAUSE CNN HASNT REPORTED ON IT STOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>68769087
reminds me of casey anthony and foxy knoxy
AMANDA TRIGGERED
SHE KNOWS
IT'S HAPPENING.
>uhh uhhh let's move on
CNN *REALLY* doesn't want to talk about this lol
>>68768904
its her sex that started it all so that makes sense right.
>>68766505
Feed it to liberal clickbait rags like Gawker and Slate. They'll take any excuse to bash Ted Jews.
![5193ff524072dfd38c2b8f8135510c7c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wLB0YTa.jpg "5193ff524072dfd38c2b8f8135510c7c[1]")
Just went from denial to anger
>>68769131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
>>68769131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
IT'S HAPPENING! CARPENTER RAGING ON CNN
>>68769148
that it got mentioned on CNN was a mega win
>>68769014
you logged in? log out and open a page w/ no cache
check if it's still there, cus I don't see it
>>68769122
i turned it off as soon as amanda started talking
>>68768939
they won't talk about national enquirer. "at least not today."
>>68769111
KEK
>>68769138
She has a fucking lawyer
It's real
>>68769111
Kekd
>TALK TO MY LAWYER
-DIDN'T DISAVOW!!!!!
TALK TO MY LAWYER
Zodiac sounds nervous and breathy
His face sux almost as much as Stifler's Mom
Why won't he stop lyin'?
>>68768859
No. She said anyone with such accusations needs to talk to her lawyer.
I have a feeling this shit is fake
A Jew helping the noble cause??
>BERG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BFHYtZlAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BFHYtZlAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BFHYtZlAU
new thread music?
> SCRUZ STREAM
> SCRUZ STREAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
SHE LOOKED VISIBLY FLUSTERED
>>68769168
b-but this time is for real since we don't like Ted!!!
like, stop. can you not right now?
>>68769237
ITS REAL SHE SO BUTTHURT
CRASHING THIS CAMPAIGN
WITH NO SURIVORS
/pol/ why does cnn always show general election popular vote results?
Popular vote doesn't matter in the general election
I can't believe Shapiro tried to bury this. How long did he think it would last?
Did he SERIOUSLY think that Hillary Clinton's extensive network would not exploit this to its maximum potential in a general election scenario?
Shapiro: ESTABLISHMENT AS THEY COME
What a sellout.
SHE WAS ASKED TO DISAVOW, AND SHE DIDNT DISAVOW!!!!!!! SHE DIDNT DENY EITHER!! SHE SAID "TALK TO MY LAWYER!"
>SHE WAS ASKED TO DISAVOW, AND SHE DIDNT DISAVOW!!!!!!! SHE DIDNT DENY EITHER!! SHE SAID "TALK TO MY LAWYER!"
SHE WAS ASKED TO DISAVOW, AND SHE DIDNT DISAVOW!!!!!!! SHE DIDNT DENY EITHER!! SHE SAID "TALK TO MY LAWYER!"
>SHE WAS ASKED TO DISAVOW, AND SHE DIDNT DISAVOW!!!!!!! SHE DIDNT DENY EITHER!! SHE SAID "TALK TO MY LAWYER!"
SHE WAS ASKED TO DISAVOW, AND SHE DIDNT DISAVOW!!!!!!! SHE DIDNT DENY EITHER!! SHE SAID "TALK TO MY LAWYER!"
>SHE WAS ASKED TO DISAVOW, AND SHE DIDNT DISAVOW!!!!!!! SHE DIDNT DENY EITHER!! SHE SAID "TALK TO MY LAWYER!"
SHE WAS ASKED TO DISAVOW, AND SHE DIDNT DISAVOW!!!!!!! SHE DIDNT DENY EITHER!! SHE SAID "TALK TO MY LAWYER!"
>SHE WAS ASKED TO DISAVOW, AND SHE DIDNT DISAVOW!!!!!!! SHE DIDNT DENY EITHER!! SHE SAID "TALK TO MY LAWYER!"
SHE WAS ASKED TO DISAVOW, AND SHE DIDNT DISAVOW!!!!!!! SHE DIDNT DENY EITHER!! SHE SAID "TALK TO MY LAWYER!"
>SHE WAS ASKED TO DISAVOW, AND SHE DIDNT DISAVOW!!!!!!! SHE DIDNT DENY EITHER!! SHE SAID "TALK TO MY LAWYER!"
SHE WAS ASKED TO DISAVOW, AND SHE DIDNT DISAVOW!!!!!!! SHE DIDNT DENY EITHER!! SHE SAID "TALK TO MY LAWYER!"
>SHE WAS ASKED TO DISAVOW, AND SHE DIDNT DISAVOW!!!!!!! SHE DIDNT DENY EITHER!! SHE SAID "TALK TO MY LAWYER!"
SHE WAS ASKED TO DISAVOW, AND SHE DIDNT DISAVOW!!!!!!! SHE DIDNT DENY EITHER!! SHE SAID "TALK TO MY LAWYER!"
>SHE WAS ASKED TO DISAVOW, AND SHE DIDNT DISAVOW!!!!!!! SHE DIDNT DENY EITHER!! SHE SAID "TALK TO MY LAWYER!"
SHE WAS ASKED TO DISAVOW, AND SHE DIDNT DISAVOW!!!!!!! SHE DIDNT DENY EITHER!! SHE SAID "TALK TO MY LAWYER!"
>SHE WAS ASKED TO DISAVOW, AND SHE DIDNT DISAVOW!!!!!!! SHE DIDNT DENY EITHER!! SHE SAID "TALK TO MY LAWYER!"
>>68769237
That doesn't matter anymore
>being so defensive about it you talk about your lawyer
Ooh yeah she totally did this.
>ywn take Ted Cruz' hard cock in your asshole
Why live?
>>68769111
Top kek
>>68769215
Holy shit! she has a lawyer! no way!.... oh no, wait, dont people like this have lawyers anyway?
Meanwhile, Ted praising Reagan
>>68766505
Just got brought up on CNN by Adriana Cohen to Amanda Carpenters's face.
What did Amanda see in Ted Cruz? Money? Religion?
>>68768861
Robert Mercer, his billionaire donor, owes $6 Billion in back taxes to the IRS. He needs his boy Ted to clear that up for him.
post in #GoodFriday as well, expose el rato to the evangelicals.
>>68769168
World Weekly News was the shit. My grandma used to get those and reading those were funny as hell
SHE DID NOT DISAVOW AND WHERE THERE IS SMOKE THERE IS FIRE
>CNN continuing to cry about it being mentioned
I bet they wanted to get full credit for it.
>>68769303
They use it to sway opinion
dang missed the cnn thing what did they say?
>>68769322
>its true
This months meme magic has just been so comfy lads
>>68769350
A chance to get a favor.
>>68769191
>>68769196
thanks
>>68769322
Was anyone recording?
We need cuts, replays and more dank memes.
And mix tapes.
>>68769303
It gives the I'll informed the impression that their vote matters
>>68769111
based trips
>>68768866
Rats off to ya!
>>68769380
one of the women brought it up, other got massive butthurt. CNN tried to shut it down
>>68769322
DID SHE REALLY SAY TALK TO HER LAWYER?!
ITS SOOOOOO TRUE
>>68769350
>I fucked a senator
It's like saying you fucked a supermodel who's really a 6/10. It's about the power
>>68769380
refused to disavow, deflecting, talk to my lawyer
>>68769366
its professional shitposting
FUUUUCK I JUST OPENED THE CNN STREAM AND I JUST MISSED IT
WHAT DID SHE SAY???? DOES ANYONE HAVE A RECORDED VERSION??
FUUUUUUUCKKKKKK
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>>68769350
you think she's on CNN because she's smart?
>SOMEBODY MAKE A VIDEO OF HER SCANDAL COMMENT
SOMEBODY MAKE A VIDEO OF HER SCANDAL COMMENT
>SOMEBODY MAKE A VIDEO OF HER SCANDAL COMMENT
SOMEBODY MAKE A VIDEO OF HER SCANDAL COMMENT
>>68769206
still number one trending
>>68769380
I missed most of it too. Only got to hear the last bit where Amanda was frustrated that she had to talk about the national inquirer
>>68769259
>We
Salon couldn't catch a cold if they tried.
>>68769350
Powrrr
>>68769350
Confidence. As a fat guy married to a hot woman, it is all about confidence, or rather, faking confidence. Women literally can't think for themselves.
>>68769259
>we
FUCKING SALON KIKES
ETERNAL GLORY TO /POL/
This shit isn't even showing up on twitter trends anymore, pack it up boys nothing to see here just another bullshit tabloid lie.
>ted brings Heidi to her rally to talk about how their marriage is strong
>Carpenter pleads the fifth live on CNN
holy shit, I thought this was all a meme but it looks like damage control right now
SHE DIDN'T DISAVOW
2 many keks
ZODIAC JUST PROMISED TO KILL
>>68769412
>Was anyone recording?
Of course not, these happening threads are full of autistic faggots that don't archive links and don't capture streams. Useless fucks flock to rolling threads.
>>68769322
>>68769224
>>68768859
>>68769445
>>68769451
It has to be true then, right? Why would she need her lawyer if it's not true?
>>68769462
Link to stream?
>>68769317
Holy shit! muh rare flag. we dont see you Arabs on here often. whats going on over there?
#CruzSexScandal
>#CruzSexScandal
#CruzSexScandal
>John Edwards trending
LOOK AT THE TWEETS, FUCK YEAH.
>>68769445
yes she said after hte lady told her that her name was mentioned and asked her do u disavow this statement that u had an affair with ted cruz and she said? "THIS IS TABLOID TRASH AND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO SPEAK TO ME ABOUT IT CAN SPEAK TO MY LAWYER"
>CNN Debate
>Amanda has to ask Ted a question about the scandal
>Talk to my lawyer
>lets not talk about the inquest
>>68766505
Seriously though. Why is it always "muh Christian values" faggots that turn out to be the biggest degenerates?
CRUZ TAKING QUESTIONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
CRUZ CRUZ STREA
ANSWERING QUESTIONS
No video, but the CNN interview just added fuel to the fire
>tfw hiro will pull a mootcuck on us and shit up the board for this
>>68769196
even ratos security detail is beta
>>68769548
> IT'S HAPPENING
> IT'S HAPPENING
> IT'S HAPPENING
> IT'S HAPPENING
All the enquirer pics we identified were stock fotos look for the teacher to be someone from his state.
>The kids teacher maybe or from their school.
>Look for the hooked around 2005 when he was an attorney.
This is just another example of Trump playing this game on a different level.
>RNC knew about Cruz's scandal
They were the ones who forced Breitbart to hold the story. It was their trump card for later.
>RNC was reluctantly gathering behind Cruz, despite openly hating him
>RNC was going for a brokered convention where they would give Cruz the nomination
>during the general they would drop this story, forcing Cruz out of the race and making a clear path for Hillary
Trump forced the story out early, making Cruz less likely to win the primaries, and keeping the RNC from using it to fuck over the voters.
>>68769566
if someone doesnt tell me what happenedd on CNN im gonna REEEEEEEE!!!
>>68769548
They'd be in full attack mode if it wasn't true. trump planted it, sickening, truly a new low etc etc
>>68769566
Nice dubs, but I don't believe that
>>68769168
>I thought he was a leg man
ahue
CRUZ ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOX11 STREAM HAPPENING HAPPENING
>>68769656
Do you have a video link?
>>68769634
>>68769641
at work, no stream.
Are the questions obviously pre-vetted?
Anyone ask about his sex addiction?
>>68769445
Yes, she said "Talk to my lawyer" but then added "It's absolute garbage" or something like that.
>>68769546
It's not showing up because twitter is censoring it. It was everywhere an hour ago.
If someone asks about the scandal i will literally ascend to godhood and enter my final form
Guys I actually met Amanda Carpenter when she came to my school. She did seem to have an unwavering obsession with El Rato. It seemed so off then....
I think he just coughed up another tonsil stone
>>68769440
It was Adriana Cohen who called out Amanda Carpenters.
>still not up yet on drudge
He's probably waiting for this to play out
>>68769626
It appeals a lot to evangelicals who think sinning is the worst thing in the world and don't realize it's a part of human nature. There's a reason this shit only matters in America
>>68769277
Dubs being wasted on a leaf flaggot such as you. You need to take a break, samefagging in every one of these threads has to be wearing you out.
PLEASE CNN Vid of Amanda Carpenter pleading the 5th!!
>>68769723
not sure on pre-vet
will update you
>>68769626
The most proud are the most fallen. that is why the Lord commands against pride.
So Ted's wife must know right? She's just by his side because power and money?
WE ARE BEING PLAYED LIKE A FIDDLE
>>68769723
>Are the questions obviously pre-vetted?
Yes, no way it'll be brought up
SOME BODY ASK ABOUT THE 5 ALREADY
HOLY SHIT KATRINA PIERSON CONFIRMED IT! "Of course the National Enquirer story is 100% FALSE!!! I only speak to myself, however.
Carry on..."
>>68769380
Female pro-Trump commentator called out Cruz for this supposed scandal, and mentioned that the opposite pro-Cruz female commentary (Amanda Carpenter) was one of the people mentioned as being involved.
Carpenter was butt-flustered a bit, said NE was garbage, and called the story smut. Then she said that they can talk to her lawyer. It's worth noting that she didn't actually attempt to disprove the story or say no outright. She was obviously ready for the question though.
I don't know what I'll do after November is over.
These last nine months on /pol/ has been like one big presidential Zimmerman trial.
TED JUST ASKED IF HE WAS THE ZODIAC KILLER ?!?!?
IS HEIDI STIFLER'S MOM ?!?!?
IT'S OGRE
Hurricane Katrina speaks out
>>68769754
No one wants to be responsible for this.
>>68769765
Its not part of human nature to cheat on your significant other and break up families you faggot.
GUYS I FOUND A YOUTUBE LINK BUT IT IS A LIVESTREAM!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGqU_Zne6Pc
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGqU_Zne6Pc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGqU_Zne6Pc
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGqU_Zne6Pc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGqU_Zne6Pc
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGqU_Zne6Pc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGqU_Zne6Pc
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGqU_Zne6Pchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGqU_Zne6Pc
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGqU_Zne6Pc
GO back a couple of minutes beforehand and you will find the CNN segment. SOMEONE PLEASE CROP THIS SHIT AND POST IT AS A STAND ALONE VIDEO
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>>68769674
>Does anyone have any questions?
>People ask him about things he just explained to them
>He starts explaining his bullshit all over again
It's not happening guys.
>mfw people will associate rato with bill Clinton now
>>68768396
it's Diamond and Silk
Trump this
Trump that
>Trump is absolutely wrong on this
>He is wrong on this
>>68769835
S-so my waifu is still pure?
Boogerman on suicide watch
>>68769844
>one big presidential Zimmerman trial.
Well said bro, it's been the best time ever.
>>68769844
We will bring our memes to the yuros
Or riots
>>68769754
apparently cruz is appearing on fox 11 to answer questions, but the live stream crashed on me. REEEEEE!!!
VIDEO OF HER SAYING TALK TO MY LAWYER
https://twitter.com/theLazieRiver/status/713396607350411264
video of cnn exchange
https://twitter.com/theLazieRiver/status/713396607350411264
https://twitter.com/theLazieRiver/status/713396607350411264
https://twitter.com/theLazieRiver/status/713396607350411264
No wonder Cruz came out so fast angry over this.
>leave my wife alone reee!!
HAHAAHAHHAHA
>>68769844
Four more years of Trump, friend.
>>68769938
>3D
>Pure
>>68769967
Dat Lyin' Cunt
>>68769967
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>68769900
And its not lollipop but Lollie Pop
>>68769851
What did she mean by this?
>>68769512
That's bullshit. Women only want muscular and outgoing guys. The only exception is if you're rich or powerful.
Alright, that is a blatant lie
He does explain how, and already did with Ford youFUCK
>>68769782
you don't need to suck trump's dick THIS hard you know. I'm sure his mistresses are on the case
>>68769917
AND A RAT-A-TAT-TAT
TED THE CHEATER AIN'T COMIN' BACK
I'm not gonna be convinced this is totally fake until I hear a full and clear denial of the story from all parties involved. Especially after Trump was ask to disinvow a guy who DIDN'T EVEN ENDORSE HIM like 5 times.
So far, their reaction to story thus far has done nothing but increase my suspicions of the scandal.
>>68769626
Maybe I shouldn't say this on /pol/ but Freud wasn't entirely wrong. It's not just Christfags, look at Leland Yee and all kinds of others - democrats siphoning tax money intended for welfare recipients is extremely common.
People disguise their weaknesses as their strengths in my experience. People who say they'd never steal always do it, people who talk about "I'd steal it this way" rarely do.
>>68769976
>>68770001
we need to make it go viral lol
>Categorically false
What did she mean by this?
THEN YOU BUY THE DIAPERS THAT ARE MADE IN THE USA
AND IT'S 35% GOD DAMN
>>68769967
>only speak to myself
What does she mean by this?
#REKT
Hmmmm,
dishonest rat Lyin Ted Cruz answering pre-vetted questions with 1 minute talking points at 100 people Town Hall right now.
America doesn't need Washington Insiders bought by Big Banks. Bad for America.
Updated. Added shit about wilks bros and daily wire
>>68769546
>it's not trending
>#1 trend on Twatter
Why is the zodiac killer screaming?
>>68769976
>Donald Trump supporters should be held accountable
Hahaha what a fucking cunt. She's so mad.
>>68769967
W E W
>>68769697
lol no drumpf be dumb lol :)
United-statians ! Not voting for Président Donald "God-Emperor" Trump will fill you with regret until your death !
Do not be on the Wrong Side of History !
TRUMP2016, AND FOREVERMORE !
The world is watching you. Do not let us down. Make america great again, and the world will follow ! Without Trump, the usa will side with the cucks and subhumans during the Great European Civil War !
The very fate of Humanity herself is in your hands !
Eternity, or oblivion ? Trump, or not ?
Your choice.
>>68769626
No legitimate outlet. They just eventually explode.
>>68769745
CNN took the smallest break from Brussels coverage, and it got slammed into their face with Carpenter live on air, which they had to immediately shut down. Now back to Brussels along with every network, as if there was 5 attacks all over Europe or some shit. They are avoiding this, hard.
>>68768837
Bill Oreilly did last night. check his tweets.
>>68766505
Good picture.
#CruzSexScandal
>>68768866
Rats off to ya!
Look how smug Amanda looked before she got triggered live on CNN.
>>68769967
>I only speak to myself
>>68769976
That can def be an autotune mixtape with dank beats
>IT'S FALSE
>YOU CAN TALK
>TALK
>TALK TO MY LAWYER
>SMUT SMUT SMUT
>TALK TO MY LAWYER
>>68770104
Never disappoints.
>cruztards unironically blaming "Trump supporters" for what the tabloids publish.
Their minds are now completely broken.
>>68769976
>>68770001
She is beyond pissed off, just look at her mannerisms when she is talking
>taxes on a postcard
THIS FUCKING GUY
>it's trending on twitter and the media are literally on this
We were like ten somewhat dedicated neets shitposting this yesterday based on absolutely nothing. Is the world this easy to influence?
>>68768882
they found out he covered it up, anyway
>>68770001
Beautiful. Jimmies are rustled, I repeat jimmies are confirmed rustled.
If you guys can take a break, we are forming MEMETIC WARFARE divisions in this thread to make organizing our psyops efforts more effective.
>>68768953
>>68768953
>>68768953
>>68768953
FOR THE UNSTUMPABLE GOD EMPEROR TRUMP
>>68769844
We'll just do what we always do: Post about happenings, predict the end of the world, and make threads arguing about which mundane and harmless things are or are not degenerate based on whether or not the OP likes it.
We'll get by, anon. We always do.
>>68769967
she's hiding something - she should get no special treatment - burn everyone
>>68770104
Cheeky cunts
>>68770164
video?
>>68769341
Most normal people don't have lawyers on fucking retainer expecting shit to hit the fan at any moment.
>>68769976
>>68770001
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Categorically+False
>>68769224
The classic admission by threat of retaliation. I always knew she was a bitch.
Amanda Carpenter:
CONFIRMED FOR BOOGER FEVER
>>68769851
>I only speak for myself
Hohohoho
>>68770145
Fake, moron
ZODIAC ABOLISHED ALL TAXES ON ROAD CONES
>>68770201
I'm scared of our meme power, /pol/. Has our influence really grown this strong?
>>68770134
0/10 Pierre. Leave it to the Aussies.
>>68769350
women always want power
obango probably got so many sluts
>>68770180
>>cruztards unironically blaming "Trump supporters" for what the tabloids publish.
Going after the voter?
That is a big nono
>>68770201
SJW's get easily triggered and butthurt spreads like wildfire
>>68768244
You'll get BTFO about this story by him if you bring it up before more is confirmed. I'd pick a different topic than this affair thing. Choose your words carefully or you'll get embarrassed, whatever you talk about. Say what you will about Ben but he's a skilled orator.
>>68768866
Rats off to ya!
>>68769872
>nervous giggle
>talk to my lawyer
Why are women such bad lairs?
>>68770201
/pol/ is legitimately challenging the media stranglehold with nothing but dank memes
Scott Adams on absurd absolutes
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/141657128476/the-sarcasm-tell-with-an-absurd-absolute
We need to call in to Rush open line friday and get him acknowledging this.
I thought Shapiro resigned from Breitbart as Editor in Chief a month ago. How would he be responsible for hushing the story?
>>68769967
She's basically saying its fucking true -- but wants to distance herself from it. Maybe Cruz tried with her and she turned him down which is why she left his campaign!
>>68770252
So, she just confirmed it.
If this wasn't real, it is now.
>>68768866
Rats off to ya!
You all realize that you and the Enquirer are all being fed this stuff by Roger Stone as part of a "dirty tricks" operation, right?
>>68770201
>Is the world this easy to influence?
Yes, honestly.
>>68769237
You mean the one that is suing the National Enquirer for lying? Yeah...'that' lawyer?
I thought so.
>>68770384
This also call into Alex Jones
>>68766970
I don't think we have enough sources to confirm its a 'Lollipop'. My other source told me it was named 'Felicia'.
>in b4 cruz shill
>>68769687
This.
Read an article this morning that Ted and Heidi lived apart for seven years after they were married.
>Him in Austin
>Her in Houston
>what can we do to help kids with autism
>>68770384
He's already jabbing at trump. That cunt face
>>68769086
That's how you know it's true.
DEFORMATION LAWSUIT AGAINST NE WHEN?
Hes talking about us!!!
>>68769259
oy vey this rachel girl looks good
>>68770386
He's Jewish
>>68770252
SHE CONFIRMED IT
KINSEY!
>>68770386
The dude that had it tweeted about it on February 2, but said editorial people wouldn't allow him to post it.
>>68768088
>my sides
>>68770421
b-b-b-b-b-ballllleeeerrrrr friiiiidddaaayyyyyy
>>68769976
>huge asspain
must be true
>Media can't ignore the issue anymore
>They will be forced to ask Ted the question
>yfw next Republican Debate
Foxnews is going to be reporting on it. In a little bit
Zodiac keeps screaming KILL KILL KILL
and now autism speaks
>>68770497
what the fug is that supposed to mean
>>68770145
bill orei-capital-I-ly
>>68770468
>https://twitter.com/theLazieRiver/status/713396607350411264
err, all you guys saying she pled the 5th "talk to my lawyer" seem to have missed the "it's categorically false" part.
>>68770420
Good,roger is based
He knows what he's doing
>>68770480
>deformation
build wall pedro
>>68770386
Breitbart had the story months ago and teased it. Then the time came for them to release it and Shapiro, the editor, refused to publish it.
>>68769976
>>68770001
CNN host's reaction to it being brought up makes me think they had ground rules setup for it not to be discussed (why allow a tabloid get the jump on "actual" journalists, again) and she couldn't outright say that they agreed they weren't going to allow it to be discussed, beforehand.
Limbaugh is all over this
Lyin' Ted?
More like Laid Ted amirite
>>68770468
Someone should shop this to say "Autism".
>>68770103
Not sure if shitposting but it's clearly obvious she can only speak for herself as to not having taking Ted Cruz's erect penis into her vagina. Not the other women who are in question.
I wouldn't doubt if this story is true, also wouldn't doubt it is complete bullshit. Guess I'll see how it plays out.
Wow. Just wow. Who is this Patriot? Adrianna something?
https://mobile.twitter.com/theLazieRiver/status/713397243378802690/video/1
>>68769462
https://twitter.com/Vicious2707/status/713395958445252609?s=09
>>68769111
Check'd and kek'd
>>68770546
fucking wew
This could honestly be one of the most beneficial things /pol/ has memed into reality, true or otherwise. Well memed, boys...
>>68769224
What is "categorically false" if not a denial?
>>68770104
>its actually real
Maga boys
>yfw scandal reveals Ted got an abortion for one of the mistresses
>>68766505
Finally..... Limbaugh is discussing it right now. Finally its gaining traction. hahahahahaha
>>68770252
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TOP KEK
>>68770546
Why would she so rabbidly attack something if it isn't true? If it was false I'd just calmly deny it.
on second thought it was a woman, there's no thought involved just emotion. my b.
Keep tellin yourself that Cruz
>>68770252
Categorically false =/= specifically correct
It's a way to lie without lying so you don't uncontrollably exhibit the body language of lying.
>>68769765
Its more than sinning. When you are using campaign money to support and hide your affairs, then that's political scandal.
>>68770458
>But in the earliest days of their marriage, they weren’t always together. At a time when Ted Cruz felt unsatisfied with his track in Washington, he made a decision to take a high-profile job in Austin — as Texas’s solicitor general — that provided a testing ground for his conservative arguments but also forced him to move 1,500 miles from Heidi, who continued working at the Treasury Department in Washington.
>The job ultimately helped to launch Ted Cruz’s political career. It also nearly backfired: He and Heidi weathered several years of strained, long-distance commuting. And when Heidi finally moved to Texas, the strain only grew. She fell into a depression, what Cruz calls the couple’s “difficult chapter.”
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/national/2016/01/29/deciderscruz/
We need to check out his office help when he was the TX AG.
>>68770685
Link. You gotta post a link.
>>68770551
You missed this post:
>>68770252
If there is no deformation lawsuit filed against NE by Cruz then it proves it was true. This will be the ultimate tell.
"Before beginning a libel or slander lawsuit, the plaintiff must determine whether or not the objectionable statement is true. No matter how damaging, insensitive, rude or inappropriate a statement may be, the plaintiff will lose if the statement is true."
>>68770421
i fucking hate Ghost.
>>68770420
everything roger has been saying on alex jones has come true.
listen to the show from two weeks ago where he predicts this.
>>68770546
Daaamn. She is so ass blasted lmfao
>>68770568
Oh lel it was Allum?
Nero knows all about it then because the faggot and Allum are best friends.
>>68769168
National Enquirer≠Weekly World News
These are same guys who sunk John Edwards
TRENDING AGAIN
https://twitter.com/search-home
>>68770670
"categorically false" means "I'm lying right now"
>>68769844
I've always been a fairweather fan of politics, and only really follow it closely during presidential election years because I'm more fascinated in the process and the "political game" than I am with extolling ideology, but I get so obsessively enveloped in it that I pretty much cram 4 years worth of political knowledge in a year or so.
It's funny cause I went from libertarian to liberal over the course of the election in 2012, then stayed that way for 4 years, then went from liberal to moderate to alt-right in the past 5 months.
>>68770649
urban dictionary? where else do you get your facts, ED?
categorically false means absolutely false.
>>68770304
A select minority of women can actually lie. These are the women who have been raised by their lying mothers as well, mostly for the means of survival. They grow up lying to get what they need mostly, though if given compensation, they will lie their way through someone's life just to fuck it all up for them in exchange for money. It's such a necessary skill for these women that even few would only use it for selfless reasons. These women would be expert spies/insiders, for they know how to manipulate their own body language to impose a desired effect on the opposite party.
>>68770582
this.
>>68770497
What the fuck does that mean
>>68770286
Are you saying Trump isn't the last hope of western civilisation, is that what you are saying ?
ADDITIONAL REPORTING
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/7027680/Shocking-claims-Ted-Cruz-had-extramarital-affairs-with-FIVE-women.html
>http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/7027680/Shocking-claims-Ted-Cruz-had-extramarital-affairs-with-FIVE-women.html
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/7027680/Shocking-claims-Ted-Cruz-had-extramarital-affairs-with-FIVE-women.html
>http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/7027680/Shocking-claims-Ted-Cruz-had-extramarital-affairs-with-FIVE-women.html
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/7027680/Shocking-claims-Ted-Cruz-had-extramarital-affairs-with-FIVE-women.html
>http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/7027680/Shocking-claims-Ted-Cruz-had-extramarital-affairs-with-FIVE-women.html
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/7027680/Shocking-claims-Ted-Cruz-had-extramarital-affairs-with-FIVE-women.html
>http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/7027680/Shocking-claims-Ted-Cruz-had-extramarital-affairs-with-FIVE-women.html
Lying TED, martyr for the mormon way of life. God speed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq344ks1ieg
>>68770804
He's a patriot, but he drinks like a degenerate fucking teenager with no outlook to higher principles. A patriot is a patriot though, can't say there wasn't drunks in the revolutionary war LMAO..
>>68770898
What does "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." mean?
>>68770841
Ted Cruz is a shittier version of John Edwards with a cheaper haircut.
>>68770670
ignore the idiots. categorically false means absolutely false. it just provides emphasis, and is in no way a weasel word.
of course, she still might be lying, but legally she denied all of it.
>>68770900
>dubs
confirmed
>>68766505
https://twitter.com/hashtag/CruzSexScandal?src=hash
Funny Shit.
>>68770631
>https://mobile.twitter.com/theLazieRiver/status/713397243378802690/video/1
A jewess
>>68770900
Sounds like my ex
>yfw the Cruz ad actress makes a porn parody as Amanda
>>68770790
and you seem to have missed that citation is from the urban dictionary. look it up anywhere else. she flat out denied it.
>>68770497
>>68770547
>>68770956
Katrina couldn't spell entrepreneur, it's quite a good joke actualy. Kinsey is feisty
>>68770497
Kinsey confirmed for having dirt she's hiding
>>68770497
>>68770547
>>68770956
Oh shit, Kinsey/Katrina beef!!
http://www.mediaite.com/online/trump-spokeswoman-earns-twitter-mockery-after-horribly-misspelled-tweet/
>>68770605
http://newstalk1290.com/listen-live/
Just turned on, he's not now?
>>68770480
Never, because it's true and dragging through court will only prove the obvious even more.
Their best hope is that it stays rumors and conjecture. But if even one woman cracks, they're all fucking done.
Rush is talking about it. Not mainstream enough. Must
Go
DEEPER
>>68770990
it means that he was lying. maybe she is lying too, but categorically means absolutely. it is not a weasel word, no matter what "urban dictionary" says.
>>68770966
the sun is owned by the enquirer you ding bat
>>68771144
3X DUBS, CHECK EM
Reminder: If Cruz doesnt file a deformation lawsuit against NE, its proof it is true. If its false, this is an easy win for him. Especially considering Cruz's background in law.
>>68771151
Thanks for the link family.
>>68770480
>deformation lawsuit
I knew ted cruz's face had to be the result of surgery gone wrong, there is no way a human could look that rat like.
>There's a sex tape
>Trump leaks it on twitter
>>68768866
RATS OFF TO YA
>>68768866
Rats off to ya!
>>68771144
CHECK 'EM
if mental gymnastics were an Olympic sport, you'd be headed to Brazil.
>>68770225
>implying the incoming Trumpenreich won't be the most epic happening of ever...
>>68768866
Rats off to ya!
>>68770001
GUILTY
>>68771073
I wonder if she fucked Ted for that job?
Wait. Could she be the 'prostitute'?
>>68770900
Anyone who is a really good liar is probably a psychopath. I wouldn't be surprised if a woman who fits your description scores high on the psychopath checklist.
>>68771264
Someone egg him on. Tell him he has nothing to lose by filing the suit.
>>68771357
Dear fucking God please let it be the left anything but the right
>>68771415
Are you implying psychopaths are bad?
>>68771357
>Tape world
Fug I miss being a kid in the 80
>>68766505
Sounds like the Cruzmissle was blasting ManMaple Syrup all over.
>>68771526
When they're like Ted Cruz, yes.
>>68770834
Roger Stone predicted it because he is the one orchestrating it.
>>68771357
>big hair
>short shorts
>stretch pants
>shopping malls
>TAPE WORLD
We've got to get Trump elected!
>>68769277
Sorry your little plot to cuck America with its first Canadian President has bee foiled, leaf.
Better luck next time.
>>68771255
chekked breh, let's MAGA
>>68771415
It's really easy to find psychopathy through brain scans. Generally those who have low usage of the neo-cortex or human part of their brains (that governs higher thinking and patterns/empathy) is deadened. Interesting stuff when you get into it.
>>68771526
Not at all. Just that they a somewhat rare in society (I think the rough estimate is 1/10?). Being a psychopath is more than likely evolutionary advantageous.
>>68771607
exactly. he's got the dirt on everyone in washington.
>>68769277
Umm, like, so, uhh, that's like, a little racist, mmkay?
>>68771689
Yeah I vaguely remember reading somewhere that 1/10 people are psychopaths. It's super interesting.
NEW THREAD
>>68769168
Yeah? That's real dude.
>>68771689
Aren't like 60% of women psychopaths ?
I'm all for killing them all, but we should wait for the artificial womb due to that.
>>68771357
If Trump brings back the 80s, I'm moving to the US.
>>68771918
no I promise it's not 60%
now have sex with me instead of those gross artificial wombs so you can pay child support after I leave you for a stronger man
>>68771931
Trumps bringing the 80s back, thats okay with me thats where they made me at - JayZ, probably
>>68771274
kek
Ann Coulter and the Don have been quiet lately.
Looks like Roger Stone tipped them off about his plan.
>>68771918
I don't think there's that many female psychopaths. I think females today are just generally poisoned culturally (feminism), physically (hormones GMO/antibiotics etc), and spiritually (atheism, nihilism, promiscuity).
