Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story NOW CONFIRMED
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute
OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE BEN SHAPIRO FOR HIDING THIS STORY AT BREITBART
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal
Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
==================================
The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>Story broken by same journalist as John Edwards scandal
>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
ARCHIVE EVERYTHING BEFORE POSTING ITT:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now/
PREV THREAD: >>68759988
>>68763606
first for trump
So. Nero deleting that tweet tells me something is happening behind the scenes.
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:o
Nero deleted tweet very quickly
:o
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>>68763606
This Cruz threads make me so comfy.
comfy comfy
You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on twitter by agents.
We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.
If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.
I REPEAT:
You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on twitter by agents.
We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.
If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.
I REPEAT:
You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on twitter by agents.
We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.
If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.
When the fuck will the MSM networks carry this?
>>68763606
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Editor-at-large
editors at large don't seem to "shut things down"...
Don't target Ben. If Ben let the story get out at Iowa, we would have had a brokered convention. Instead it kept quiet and Trump let Cruz get enough delegates so that Kasich can't get the nomination even if he gets 100% of the delegates starting now. Trump is guaranteed 1237 now.
>>68763703
what did the tweet say?
>tfw Rato fucks Katrina before me
Phase 2 of the #CruzSexScandal will be to email this to multiple news sites.
Current articles
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
http://heavy.com/news/2016/03/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-affair-national-enquirer-katrina-pierson-sarah-isgur-flores-amanda-carpenter/
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
Sites to contact
http://www.drudgereport.com/cgi-bin/fastfeedback.cgi
http://washingtontimes.com/contact-us/
http://www.cnn.com/feedback/tips/
http://abc7ny.com/news/contact-wabc-tv/55888/
http://ktla.com/contact/
http://newjersey.news12.com/services/contact-us-1.3991796
http://www.dallasnews.com/news-tips/
http://www.dallasnews.com/contact-us/
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.nbcdfw.com/contact-us/
http://kxan.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.nj.com/contactus/mailform/
http://rightwingnews.com/contact-us/
http://www.dailystormer.com/contact/
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/twitter-goes-bonkers-and-chokes-back-nausea-over-cruzsexscandal-rumors/
http://www.wcax.com/category/18836/contact-us
http://nydailynews.com/services/contact-us
http://insider.foxnews.com/contact-us
http://fox13now.com/contact/
http://abc13.com/uncategorized/contact-abc-13/26943/
http://www.theblaze.com/contact-us/
http://motherjones.com/about/contact
https://newrepublic.com/pages/contact
http://www.nationnews.com/contact
Post any other local news/liberal news site
Here are some
http://m.ranker.com/list/liberal-blogs/blog-loblaw?var=6&utm_expid=16418821-180.E297lZgVTzOzR6PB9mn0MQ.5&utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F
Do this
>>68763703
>>68763710
What was the tweet?
>>68763710
WAKE ME UP
g-guys?
Guys???
GUYS?!?!?
Michelle Fields
>>68763606
>National Enquirer
HAHHAHAHAHHA! HOW DESPERATE ARE TRUMPFAGS!?
>>68763774
Wake up @*breitbart guy who said he got scooped*
> protip: cant wake up
Scumbags push stories like this..
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/7027680/Shocking-claims-Ted-Cruz-had-extramarital-affairs-with-FIVE-women.html
>uk paper already reported while MSM still mum
THERE IT IS!!! KIKES AT WORK!
>>68763688
Don't be such a homo
>>68763774
>>68763757
>WAKE UP @LIBERTARIANBLUE
how are the 3 identified women related to Ted?
Did they work with him in the senate?
>>68763757
Wake up bluelibertarian
No idea what thst means
GET JOE ON BOARD https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/713377610164604928
>>68763734
I agree. I know someone who got rammed up the ass for defaming someone. 5 years imprisonment and $40,000 in fines.
>>68763703
There was a fake Nero tweet posted here a while back. Are we sure this one was legit?
>>68763810
Not useful unless we get an exact silhouette match.
>>68763723
Holy shit, it actually said that.
>>68763810
Holy shit for real
>>68763734
> using your IP to contact your ISP
You aren't monitoring anyone's IP friendo.
>>68763810
>>68763606
>Katrina pearson
Noooooooo. Not based katrina.
>>68763874
>http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/7027680/Shocking-claims-Ted-Cruz-had-extramarital-affairs-with-FIVE-women.html
some hilarious tweets in there
Oh. So the missile was his gentles.
Lol that missile was a acronym for his gentle parts.
Is there any chance of the major news stations ever picking this up? I woke up this morning expecting a shitstorm.
>>68763905
definitely was
Since we know the Rubio/GOPe camp knew all about the affairs, their original plan was probably:
>Rubio wins FL
>Cruz affairs story is leaked
>Cruz forced to drop out
>Rubio picks up his supporters, wins the nomination
Since Rubio flopped it was changed to:
>Support Cruz to stop Trump getting a majority of delegates
>Leak the affairs story after the last primary
>Cruz forced to drop out
>His delegates vote for Ryan/Romney/whoever the GOPe puts up at the open convention
Presumably Rubio had some concrete proof(photo, emails, confession) so the story would be guaranteed to sink Cruz, but the Roger Stone/Nat Enquirer is mostly based on rumours so won't be as effective.
>>68763964
>>68763964
I hope Katrina comes out and says Cruz has a small cock
>>68763902
Fuck off Canada.
>>68763810
Oh shit. Same blouse and everything.
>>68763810
It's can't be her since she's not a teacher or escort...
>>68763734
we dont care about your law canada bot
>>68763987
This is a whispering campaign. It takes time to seep in but once it does its there for good.
>>68763894
well that's the guy that wanted to publish the storry in breitbart
We will need another wall to keep the pervs from coming to our Country. Make Canada pay for it.
>>68763902
>know some one
>who got rammed up the ass
>>68763688
Knock it off you fucking dick squeezer.
>>68764016
>implying Roger Stone/Trump/N.E. don't have all the proof they need
>>68763860
>National Enquirer
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/national-enquirer-now-legit-pulitzer-prize-board/story?id=9887329
>>68764019
There it is
>>68763987
It will take time. They will be the last ones to report on this. Altough they do hate Cruz with a passion
>>68763874
The Sun is a tabloid, lad
>>68763703
>>68763710
>Nero
I'm late to the game here guys.
Who exactly is Nero, why is he important, and what did his deleted tweet say more or less?
>>68764031
Maybe not. That's why they call him Cruz "missile".
>>68764152
That is British news for you
There's zero news coverage of this. Are any of these allegations actually true?
>>68763810
I already posted that 3 hours ago and did some researching and 100% not real sorry to tell you m8
>>68763810
Might could be...
>>68763703
Of course there is. The smart people in the right positions are unquestionably running around like their heads are cut off right now. They're not gonna say jack until they do some research and do write-ups. Standard procedure. If they were quick to fire off something on Twitter, it'd imply they weren't busy, meaning this wasn't as big of a deal to them.
tl;dr: I predict an atomic bomb of articles going off in about a day, once news media can kinda get their arms wrapped around this thing and confirm it's real.
>>68763902
>Canadians going to jail for defamation
I should have known your legal system was stupid when I realized the judges still wore wigs
>>68763606
Congratulations, /pol/. He doesn't even know it yet, but you've already destroyed a man's life.
>>68763734
You don't really know how the Internet works, do you?
>>68763902
Hey, stop agreeing with yourself faggot.
>>68764189
fucking hell burger
>>68764189
Breitbart journalist
>>68764152
still a pretty big score
>>68764050
Idk man, Ted IS Canadian
Could be legit
>>68764039
The blurred blouse is a v-neck, Fields is wearing a scoop-neck.
>>68763964
She was another victim, she came to Trump's campaign for help.
Does anyone remember that editor from Breitbart I think, maybe a month back who was talking about how he had this "huge story that would change the political landscape", and he just kept saying it was "huge.
I remember it getting pushed back a day and then I never heard of it again, if anyone remembers this, do you have links to it, or did anything ever come of it?
>>68763606
Thanks for making the new thread, I got distracted talking to my mom
Anything new? Also, when does Beck's radio show come on?
>>68763606
I've emailed this story and memes to some old school GOP conservatives before they head to church for services.
DO IT FAGGOTS
>>68764251
>>68764254
OK, just realized it was Milo Fagofabulous.
wtf did he say at least?
>>68763734
Try to get me Canacuck, I'm behind six million "refugees" :^)
>>68763734
>>68763902
Samefag
Samefag
Samefag
>>68764315
Same hair and body type though.
>>68764234
He's responsible. Nobody here grabbed his cock and jammed it into five different women and gawker was going to spread this story anyway.
>>68763810
>>68763874
>>68764152
It's run by Murdoch though.
Donald you're a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone!
As for the rest of you,
Ted Cruz will destroy you. You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on twitter by agents.
We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.
If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.
I REPEAT:
Ted Cruz will destroy you. You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on twitter by agents.
We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.
If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.
I REPEAT:
Ted Cruz will destroy you. You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on twitter by agents.
We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.
If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.
>>68764237
>>68764321
He Tweeted today that he "hates being scooped" and Milo Tweeted something to him and then quickly deleted it. They might try to rush the story out before the National Enquirer can.
>>68764359
think it's on now (9am-12pm)
>>68763810
Look for a center hair part. Michelle has hers on the left so it's not her.
Re: Milo
https://mobile.twitter.com/LibertarianBlue/status/713246777231585280?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
>>68764359
np, I waited until it was on page 10
anyone willing to take over?
>>68764321
Ya, it's mentioned in the OP...
>>68764321
He kept talking about the story on his Twitter Page...
I am trying to find anything about it but I can't now, I think I remember Milo retweeting him too maybe?
>>68764437
We need the exact image used in the tabloid to make any sort of 100% connection. Keep searching anon!
>>68764392
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
>>68764234
>Congratulations, /pol/. He doesn't even know it yet, but you've already destroyed a man's life.
>Implying he didn't die of self inflicted wounds.
>>68764451
Fuck off leaf
>>68764434
He might be a samefag but he's right. Defamation is against the law
>>68764478
All that means is that the pictures weren't taken on the same day. It looks like her imo
>>68764451
cuck spotted
>>68764470
Milo tweeted at him "WAKE UP" then quickly deleted it
>>68764470
Oh man this is awesome, I really hope that this was the story....
>>68764451
nice leaf faggot
cheaTED
http://www.scribd.com/doc/282769601/FEC-Fiorina-Inquiry
FEC knew.
>>68764522
Why isn't Cruz suing the Enquirer for defamation?
hmm
better image
>>68764522
Then he can sue the National Enquirer.
>>68764574
Why though
>>68764522
but what is he actually talking about? there's no way 4chan fags get fucked for this
>>68764127
If they had proof they'd have led with it.
Instead they released the rumours and are hoping the media storm leads to the real evidence coming out.
>>68764590
white ppl.
>>68764451
Don't point that finger at me, you Canadian rat
>>68763734
>>68763902
>>68763606
>>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
Let us be fair vetting a story is no the same as censoring and sitting on it
Ask Rolling Stone about not vetting stories
This could backfire badly. He could still win the nom in a brokered convention then lose to Shillary exactly because of this scandal.
>>68764643
Pic related needs to spread
>>68763606
TOP TRENDING ON TWITTER
HOLY SHIT, MEME MAGIC!
>>68763606
> Katrina Pierson
Is this confirmed? Isn't she Trump's spokesperson? Has he commented yet? Did she betray him?
>>68763734
Cuckandia, new home of the JIDF.
>>68763902
lel, nice m8
>>68763964
Never underestimate the rage of a scorned woman.
>>68764451
Ted Cruz has already destroyed enough lives tyvm
Time for him to retire
>>68764505
fantastic!
>>68764718
we need to start going nuclear on all those who oppose the holy god emperor in our quest to remove crubap
>>68763734
IP don't work that way.
Also
I doubt tens of thousands will be sued by Ted Cruz by in large to the fact that Ted Cruz is against broadening the libel laws for fake journalism.
That would also label Ted Cruz as being anti-first amendment.
>>68764522
If you defamation fags are right, Cruz would be launching a lawsuit very soon as a means of damage control.
>>68763964
I'm in the Texas tea party, Kat literally slept her way out of extreme poverty. Her affair is 100% true, and I wouldn't be surprised if she took this immediately to Trump to get her job. That being said, she is really good at her job.
North Korean news has confirmation of it!
>>68763734
>Canada
>>68763734
>>68764451
That first line is comedy gold.
>>68764505
>Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
KEKD
>>68764737
He was never going to beat Hillary anyway. MSM was probably saving this for the general election as insurance, hence their reluctance to speak of it now.
>>68764752
She 'liked' some tweets saying that she has no involvement.
>>68764745
underrated post
>>68764451
>Donald you're a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone!
God, I love this quote for how bad it is. It was so obviously rehearsed and set up to make Cruz sound like a tough guy. Cruz didn't actually seem angry, but he sure as hell seemed like he was trying to look angry. It reminds me of how the Left pretends to be offended just to bitch about racism or whatever. I'd be more intimidated if Jeb Bush said it, for fuck sakes.
If you wanna see someone getting pissed off and firing off shots in a realistic way, look at Trump. The second someone attacks him, you can tell he hits back three times harder, and it's obvious he means every word. It's barely filtered through politeness - it's always basically "Fuck your shit." And it's goddamn delicious.
>>68764628
Because it's true.
fucking kek
cruzsexscandal.com
>>68764752
No, she fucked Ted years back when she worked for him. Now she works with Donald and I'm sure he knows what went on.
>>68763606
Woke up expecting some major news sites to have picked it up but I see nothing.
Why are they ignoring it?
>>68763734
>legal crew for Ted Cruz
>Canadian flag
>>68764752
She was with Cruz before Trump. Her rise to power initially started with Ted's father's endorsement.
>>68764505
>Bill and Ted's SEXcellent Adventure
fixed
>>68763964
>tfw a rat fucked your waifu
>>68763902
Yeah fuck off Canada.
>Jeb endorses Cruz
>in the same week it comes out that Cruz is a serial canadian rapist
GUAC'D AGAIN
>>68764821
It makes sense. Trump always needed a nuclear option against Cruz. I've heard rumors about Katrina fucking Ted for 5+ months now.
>>68764628
It would probally open a whole new batch of women coming forward if he did
tmz smackdown when
>>68764883
>cruzsexscandal.com
nice
>>68764548
Not really, if you look at different pictures of the other women their parts are still matching. Its an important detail imo
>>68763902
Lol Cruzfags getting desperate. Its ogre guys just switch to Trump.
>>68764825
kek morning joe got tricked with that account
>>68764883
Canadians for Canadians xD
>SHE SPEAKS
https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/713381996182036480
Poor Ted’s wife. She trusTED but then he lusTED and cheaTED and now he’s busTED and his campaign is dusTED.
>>68764718
She was annoying too bitching about trump everyday
Im glad the scandal came out
>>68764929
ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN
GET READY FOR A HUGE JEB SURGE
SLOW AND STEADY
#ALLIN4JEB
>>68764522
So Trump gets to sue the establishment, parties, media and academa, for defamation?
Get rekt
>>68764643
Add their names
>>68764883
that was fast
domains usually take a few hours to be registered
>>68764804
Is Lyin' Ted also going to sue all the people who've claimed he's the Zodiac Killer? Defamation, y'know. Hope he's logged their IPs.
>>68765043
Oh, shit, she's married and has a kid? This is even more delicious than I thought!
>>68765071
I support the 2nd amendment more than trump, watch closely now....
BANG!
>>68765101
the names are there... up at the top
>>68764628
He can't and he won't
>>68764883
IT IS REAL
OH GOD VICTORY NEARS MY BROTHERS
>>68765043
THE SILENCE IS DEAFENING
GUYS ITS TRENDING ON KIKEBOOK
>>68763606
>National Enquirer
Ted is the best chance of a Republican winning the general election. You idiots are only helping Hillary.
Alright, next step of the plan is to comment on all news Facebook pages, CNN and CNN international, BBC, fox news, etc... And like those comments to create more buzz and force those pages to run the story. Also contact God emperor trump to retweet our hashtag, I know it involves going into the light but to win we gotta do that
>>68764685
He's just a faggot trying to intimidate us into shutting down the story. You can't get in trouble for re-tweeting something. National Enquirer is the only party involved in this story with legal exposure.
Looks like Amanda Carpenter is trying to avoid talking about this. We need to attack stronger.
https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/713381996182036480
Guys they only put a lid on the boiling pot. ITS GOING TO EXPLODE
>>68765253
Nice leaf faggot
I'm sceptical this story will go big
>>68765043
>completely ignoring a MASSIVE allegation
All she has to do is deny it. Just a quick tweet saying how ridiculous the claims are. A tweet admonishing National Enquirer or something. The fact that she's not is pretty damning.
>>68765253
some people just want to watch the world burn
>>68765253
g-guys t-ted is the best chance...
Shut the fuck up. He's supported by a fucking pastor who says all fags should hang. Cruz doubled down on his support.
The guy is a serial adulterer.
"best chance"
Fucking syrupniggers.
>>68763810
Not her, have to keep looking
>>68764392
>>68765253
>a politician with a conservative platform winning a general election in the 21st century
LOL
>>68765253
>taking advice from CANADA
>>68764752
Trump best be looking for a replacement because she is dangerous.
>>68765349
No it will just give it more time
>>68765182
JEB HASN'T EVEN GOT STARTED ON THESE FAKE UNPROVEN CONSERVATIVES
HES PLAYING THE LONG GAME
JEBHEADS UNITE
ITS OUR TIME
>>68765259
Wrong. Trump should stay out of it for now. If he tweets about it and it turns out to be false it will backfire.
>>68765047
>>68765349
have faith in the god emperor!
>>68765252
>pulitzer prize
>>68765299
Shouldn't we be a bit nicer to her, though? She did fuck the rat while he was married, but we want to encourage her to open up, not harass her into hiding from society. Blitzing her with tweets might just make her get cagier.
That said, I have no idea what the best strategy for persuading one of the five to come out publicly, you guys might have better plans.
>>68765253
what the fuck do you think would happen if Cruz won the nomination and the media dropped this on him? Clinton would be guaranteed the victory.
>>68765432
This. Let /pol/ do the dirty work
>>68764804
Hi Bernie
>>68765253
he preaches himself as the second coming
>>68765489
that is what they were trying to do
>>68765426
Assuming he didn't know about this the entire time. It wasn't just waiting for the right moment to break the story.
Assuming Hurricane Katrina wasn't always his insurance policy
>>68765043
>YFW THEY AMBUSH HER ON LIVE TELEVISON WITH QUESTIONS ABOUT TED
>>68765354
Eh it can be seen the other way too. By not acknowledging it, it makes it seem less credible. I don't think she will say anything about it. If she was going too, she would have already have. Also if she is planning on any sort of legal action, you know damn well she will keep her mouth shut.
Katrina says is not true
Shits about to go down~
>>68765253
honestly if this didn't break now it would have been an October surprise from Hillary
tbhf
>>68765253
>Ted is the best chance of a Republican winning the general election
Then why can't he win the primary?
>>68765476
One is already hinting at it on twitter look at Katrinas recent tweets. She is supporting it.
>>68765245
>Suicide Squad
>It's about neo-cons
>>68765349
Same. We need hard evidence like an email or dick pic or something.
Obviously the women and Cruz will simply deny it or ignore it.
Alright, next step of the plan is to comment on all news Facebook pages, CNN and CNN international, BBC, fox news, etc... And like those comments to create more buzz and force those pages to run the story.
![AUodEKj[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/oLw2J0A.png "AUodEKj[1].png")
>>68765349
>>68765575
Why would she deny it? This helps Trump.
>>68765575
FUCK
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/mar/25/ted-cruz-anti-muslim-sentiment-dangerous-trump-groups-warn
a cumhole. comments welcome
https://twitter.com/KatrinaPierson
Katrina disavows!
>>68765354
acknowledging it when MSM has really yet to report it will guarentee it hits the front page
>>68765441
That high road.
>>68765575
Dumb whore
Cruz is gonna be live soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
>>68765575
WOW. I am shocked she is making a statement about this. We will see how this backfires. I don't care if that bitch supports Trump, she is a total cunt.
>Ben Shapiro is currently in the 'LOL NATIONAL ENQUIER HAHAHA SO FAKE GUYS" part of denial.
Poor guy is falling apart.
>>68763734
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>68764883
ayy
>>68765577
There goes the victim angle
>>68765253
> Ted
> Dominonist canadian faggot who believes he was anointed by god to usher in the end of the world
> Smug pedophile smile, zero charisma, attends conferences that advocate killing gays
> Winning in America
Nice try faggot
>>68765678
lol. hope he brings it up
>>68765656
She just killed the story
pol BTFO
>>68765575
Fuck that, of all the affairs Katrina's is all but guaranteed. She's a skank who sleeps her way into positions of power within the Tea Party movement.
>>68765575
I knew you couldn't trust niggers.
Katrina denied it. So this is over now right?
WHOSE GO THT PICTURE OF TED KISSING HIS WIFE AND THE SCENE FROM ALIENS?
>>68765635
Because women involved in sex scandals tend to become unemployable.
>>68765627
damn
When does Glenn Beck come on? I want to call his show but it's just Microsoft Sam narrating the Bible
HOLY SHIT #CruzSexScandal is BACK!!!
>>68765575
bad move.
whether it's true or not, her best options are to either keep quiet or confess and move on.
>>68765685
It's simple: now the media has to report on it one way or another.
I have to say, I'm a little wary of this story's validity. Something seems off.
There's no way you can find five women in the US willing to sleep with Ted Cruz.
Ben Garrison weighs in:
https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/713384698764890112
>>68765746
It's only over when the Enquirer gets sued for defamation; which they wont, because it's true
>>68765731
>She's a skank who sleeps her way into positions of power
BINGO
>BONGO
BINGO
>BONGO
BINGO
>BONGO
BINGO
>BONGO
BINGO
>BONGO
>>68765043
>those twitter replies
This election is a joke. I'm glad Canada has someone like Trudeau.
Trudeau is:
-6'2''
-Handsome
-Rich
-Famous
-adored by millions of women
-skilled at MMA
-the leader of a G8 country
You literally cannot get more alpha. Every Canadian should strive to emulate Alpha Justin in their life.
>>68765656
>tfw it isn't happening today
>>68764505
Bill fucked Kelly Clarkson?
>>68765805
>Ben Garrison
Who?
>>68765575
>women
Her lies will ruin her career. It will all come out, of course, then she'll be fucked because she lied. Keeping he mouth shut would have been the smart thing to do.
He should run as a Democrat. We love guys that cheat on their wives so much we're planning to elect the wife that got cheated on by our best president ever.
Question, should we start looking into Heidi's extramarital affairs? Cruz and his wife don't look like they love each other at all. It seems to be more of a business relationship than anything. Might be worth looking into because in addition to destroying Cruz's accountability as a Christian, it destroys their happy Christian family image.
>>68765746
its only begun
>>68765253
When Canada speaks, America listens.
There is only one Real Man in this race and that is Ted Cruz.
I used to be a Trump supporter but no I am a Cruz Missile!
Amanda has tweeted
>>68765752
This... We need it
>>68765835
It's a shame he is an idiot though
>>68765758
Oh nevermind he is on
I've never listened to his show but everything about it seems like some edgy teenager who wears button-down shirts with flames on them and fedoras
