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TED CRUZ SEX SCANDAL GENERAL - THERE'S NO DENYING IT NOW EDITION
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Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story NOW CONFIRMED
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute

OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER

OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE BEN SHAPIRO FOR HIDING THIS STORY AT BREITBART

Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal

Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.

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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter

PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT

@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier

STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>Story broken by same journalist as John Edwards scandal

>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865

ARCHIVE EVERYTHING BEFORE POSTING ITT:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now/


PREV THREAD: >>68756655
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>everyone gives the whore a pass
let the record state that Trump supporters are cucks
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how the fuck are people saying it's trending when it doesn't show up on the front page?

do normies know something that I don't?
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>>68759988
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5 Girls Burgers and Fries
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>>68760062
>>68760062
>>68760062
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>>68759988
>Ben Shapiro
>implying he was ever voting for anyone other than merchant sanderstien
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>a reminder why we do this
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I'm no longer a Cruz missile. I'm officially voting for Trump now. What a fucking disgrace
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>trumps pretends to be an idiot
>already 5 steps ahead of everybody
>i was only pretending to be retarded lol

fuckin madman
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>>68760066
it is trending, but twitter hides it from the front page.
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>GLENN BECK CRYING ABOUT BREITBART TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM
GLENN BECK CRYING ABOUT BREITBART TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM
>GLENN BECK CRYING ABOUT BREITBART TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM
GLENN BECK CRYING ABOUT BREITBART TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM
>GLENN BECK CRYING ABOUT BREITBART TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM
GLENN BECK CRYING ABOUT BREITBART TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM
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https://twitter.com/search?q=%23cruzsexscandal&src=typd&lang=en

Averaging 100 new tweets every 2 minutes.
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Phase 2 of the #CruzSexScandal will be to email this to multiple news sites.

Current articles

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

http://heavy.com/news/2016/03/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-affair-national-enquirer-katrina-pierson-sarah-isgur-flores-amanda-carpenter/

http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
Sites to contact
http://www.drudgereport.com/cgi-bin/fastfeedback.cgi
http://washingtontimes.com/contact-us/
http://www.cnn.com/feedback/tips/
http://abc7ny.com/news/contact-wabc-tv/55888/
http://ktla.com/contact/
http://newjersey.news12.com/services/contact-us-1.3991796
http://www.dallasnews.com/news-tips/
http://www.dallasnews.com/contact-us/
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.nbcdfw.com/contact-us/
http://kxan.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.nj.com/contactus/mailform/
http://rightwingnews.com/contact-us/
http://www.dailystormer.com/contact/
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/twitter-goes-bonkers-and-chokes-back-nausea-over-cruzsexscandal-rumors/
http://www.wcax.com/category/18836/contact-us
http://nydailynews.com/services/contact-us
http://insider.foxnews.com/contact-us
http://fox13now.com/contact/
http://abc13.com/uncategorized/contact-abc-13/26943/
http://www.theblaze.com/contact-us/
http://motherjones.com/about/contact
https://newrepublic.com/pages/contact
http://www.nationnews.com/contact

Post any other local news/liberal news site

Here are some.
http://m.ranker.com/list/liberal-blogs/blog-loblaw?var=6&utm_expid=16418821-180.E297lZgVTzOzR6PB9mn0MQ.5&utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F
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>>68759988
Trump opened the can.
We spilled the beans.
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>>68760132
*Five Girls Boogers and Lies
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>>68760129
link to that tweet? I refuse to believe it's real. It's so perfect.
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Fuck off with this conspiracy bullshit.
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Reposting OC since we were near the bump limit.

>>68759882
We do, but the press is given more leeway than the general public is when writing/talking about public figures.
Look up "actual malice."
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>>68760219
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>>68760205
kek
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>>68760015
>same leaf posting damage control in every thread

keep on truckin' rat fucker
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What's /pol/ eating while watching ted cruz gets exposed. I just got my breakfast
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>>68760219
Hi el rato!
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Is Glenn crying yet?
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>>68760213
Tay is no longer with us. Tong ending chosen
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>>68760219
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>>68760186
how many of those are from pol?
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ITS HAPPENING

THE TWEETS ARE POURING IN
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>>68760337
that second one is perfect.
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>>68760066
http://trends24.in/united-states/
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>>68760270
tacos and a sandwich on Good Friday?
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>>68760129
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>>68760337
NORMIES ARE WAKING UP

HOLD ONTO YOUR COCKS BOYS
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IT WONT STOP

ITS VIRAL
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>>68760219
>+$.02 has been deposited to your account.
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Why did it have to be Katrina?
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this guy is a major nu-male cuck. please spam his ass
https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog
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>>68759774

nah

i studied hebrew as a 2nd language and it's relatively easy

it's also completely worthless unless you actually live here (imhotep)
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Why haven't the reported this on Fox yet?
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>>68760270
grosssssss
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>>68760348
hello ratto
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I actaully like Cruz more for doing this. Could you imagine Cruz bending Katrina over his desk, pounding that sweet pussy until he nuts down her throat? Trump is an Alpha but god damn if this is true, I gained a bit of respect for Rato. Didnt think he had it in him.
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>>68760165
could trump use this video in an anti-cruz ad?? that would be glorious.
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>>68760348

hello rato

wew lad
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So we can only eat fish today?
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Hours ago it was minutes between tweets... now its less than half a second between tweets.
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>>68760263
I see you're thinkin Arby's
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>>68759988
Saw someone in Trump General warning the thread that this was "defamation."

Who do they think they are, the ADL? I think they are under the impression this story was forged and not actually true.

Also with all of this being important, I had tried to discuss the fact that Cruz just took control of Louisiana even after losing it, by using his rat powers.
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>>68760337

IT's not just Trumpeters either...everyone who hates Lyin' Ted is jumping on this, including all the Dems
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>>68760467
with he bible held up high
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>>68760348
hello rato hows it going ?
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>>68760453
>Hebrew
Why not Yiddish?
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>>68760015
>>68760015
>>68760015
More butthurt from flappy headed French Canadian
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>>68759988
Oh, look at Ben Kikepiro trying to pretend HE DOESN'T ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THE STORY

THE FUCKING HEBE BURIED IT MONTHS AGO
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>>68760467
It also shows that all those woman that work with politicians are class A sluts
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>All the movers and shakers knew about this for months
>you just found out today
>tfw not even a minor player much less a major one
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>>68760502
we fish sticks now
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TRUMP HASNT TWEETED IN 16 HOURS

OMGGGGG
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>>68760348
hello rato

this is not spam
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Trump is on a magnificently timed 10 day campaign break, possibly coinciding with the birth of a grandchild. A one and a half week campaign break, two weeks before the Wisconsin primary? Trump intentionally let go of the spotlight for the first time in six months to focus on his apparently happy and successful family, on Easter, a day before Cruz gets nuked with a cheating scandal - that ain't coincidental.
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One Trump tweet could send this story into orbit

C'mon Big Don, don't be a pussy
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YOU IDIOTS
focus on one hashtag!

#CruzSexScandal was trending earlier so focus on that one!
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This will brew nicely over the weekend.

I really hope its a BREAKING NEWS story come Monday.
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>>68760083
His campaign crashed and burned so hard. I mean I wasn't a democrat back then but a lot of North Carolinians were angry at him over his scandal. A disgrace to the state.
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You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on twitter by agents.

We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.

If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.

I REPEAT:

You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on twitter by agents.

We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.

If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.

I REPEAT:

You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on twitter by agents.

We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.

If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.
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Even if it isn't true, like LBJ used to say: "I know he's not a pig fucker. I just like to hear him deny it."
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this will trend again
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>>68759988

>not even close to hillary in the GE polls and only getting worse
>awful debater, will not even be able to argue against hillary coherently
>has supported obama and liberals countless times in his life
>will "win the independent vote" just like romney, who also lost
>suffers from empty suit syndrome, makes countless promises indistinguishable from when Obama himself was running
>supports fair tax
>almost as moderate as Yeb!

I don't care about the primaries, I care about beating Hillary. What makes you faggots think Trump has a better chance than anyone else who is or was currently in the field?
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>>68760205
Shit. That's one glorious meme.

How can the feds even compete?
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I doubt this will turn out to be true, but I hope it sticks anyway.
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Oh man, Ted Cruz's twitter is getting blasted with #CruzSexScandal tweets. This is gonna be good.
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guys I am completely new and potato to twitter. how do I view a topic and it's tweets? it's not showing up on my "trending" options. When I use the search bar it only looks for twitter users.

I'm only trying to help :(

using chrome browser in windows
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DROP DEAD, TED
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>>68760615
they scrubbed the board
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>>68760639
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>>68760348

hello rato bald me not
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Salon

https://www.salon.com/2016/03/25/twitter_just_lost_its_god_damned_mind_over_ted_cruzsexscandal_mongering/

checkem
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>>68760219
>ID
HELLO RATO! Why don't you just squeak squeak "Trump will steal all the cheese" your way out of here? Or was five not good enough for you?
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>>68760639
effin Canadian
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https://www.instagram.com/katrinapierson/

>her instagram went private

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

KATRINA WHY
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>>68760639
>leaf
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>>68760560

coz only old ppl and mega-kikes speak yiddish

i didn't come here due to religion or whatever other bullshit

my family came here for better life than a certain slavic shithole
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>>68760639
your the only place with cuck enforcement patrols
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>National Enquirer
Look, I know the tabloids broke with the Bill Clinton infidelity story, but they're not exactly a credible source. I hope it's true, tho.
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>>68760639
Leaf
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>>68759988

Amanda Carpenter is still silent since the news broke. She's taken a break from Trump bashing and shilling for Cruz.

Her profile says she's married with kids. I feel bad for her husband and kids to be honest.
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I used to be a cruz misslr, but after this scandal I have to support the only moderate in the race. I now cuck for kashick. #cruzsexscandal
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You guys really need to get out more. Enjoy some sunshine.
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>>68760656
Hes the only Republican canidate that can turn Blue states red
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>What's Hillary going to do once Trump's army of autistic diggers start looking into her?

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/713273047231270914

kek
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>>68760656
>implying GOPe is any better than Shillary
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>>68760718
>https://www.salon.com/2016/03/25/twitter_just_lost_its_god_damned_mind_over_ted_cruzsexscandal_mongering/
Oh this is just starting to get good
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>>68760639

Haven't you been blocked before?
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>>68760313
more like illuminati ending
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>>68760656

Please stop already :(
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>>68760165
I knew this guy was a fucking pedo, disgusting.
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>>68760337
Sweet soon we'll get the "comedy" twitter accounts with 100s of thousands of followers to make shitty jokes with the hashtag
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>>68760639
can someone ban this faggot? MODS
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>>68760639

/thread

People do not know what they're getting into.
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>>68760801
I just went out to pee and saw the sunshine. It was horrid.
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>>68759988
>National Enquirer
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>>68760639

UNE FEUILLE
UNE PUTAIN DE FEUILLE
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>Katrina retweeted a Ben Garrison cartoon

Fuckin lel
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>>68760731
Look into your heart, everything is true.

Ted Cruz snuck her into a Capitol Hill bathroom stall and put it in her ass.
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>>68760584
>you just found out today

Yeah, and just a few years ago, we wouldn't have found out at all. The internet is the bane of the elites existance.
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>>68760789
Her husband is probably a cuck so Im sure this only turns him on
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>>68760563
you are defending a woman who slept her way to the top and then jumped ship to his biggest rival. That's like everything you DON'T want in a female colleague. If you like having such a woman around your daddy Trump then don't let me bother you
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>Its on facebook now

RIP RATO!
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>>68760789
Serves her and her family right. Compiling lists of Trump supporters to blackball? She's fucking scum.
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heh
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>>68760856
kek this leaf might actually be Cruz
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>>68760348

hello rato

(no I'm not spam I just don't want to bald)
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>>68760709

Still blowing up on my end
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>>68759988
Ben Shapiro thinks a paragraph of text is a witty one-liner
If Cruz cheated on his wife, then I'll continue to front run on every leading candidate and force my emotion driven opinions on my aging readers like that one time I was joked on for being jewish in case you, my reader, missed it from the other week on my twitter and podcast regarding where conservatives should go from where they are now when it comes to policy and beliefs. Nazis.
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I'm hue'ing like a brazilian
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Phase 2 of the #CruzSexScandal will be to email this to multiple news sites.

Current articles

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

http://heavy.com/news/2016/03/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-affair-national-enquirer-katrina-pierson-sarah-isgur-flores-amanda-carpenter/

http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
Sites to contact
http://www.drudgereport.com/cgi-bin/fastfeedback.cgi
http://washingtontimes.com/contact-us/
http://www.cnn.com/feedback/tips/
http://abc7ny.com/news/contact-wabc-tv/55888/
http://ktla.com/contact/
http://newjersey.news12.com/services/contact-us-1.3991796
http://www.dallasnews.com/news-tips/
http://www.dallasnews.com/contact-us/
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.nbcdfw.com/contact-us/
http://kxan.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.nj.com/contactus/mailform/
http://rightwingnews.com/contact-us/
http://www.dailystormer.com/contact/
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/twitter-goes-bonkers-and-chokes-back-nausea-over-cruzsexscandal-rumors/
http://www.wcax.com/category/18836/contact-us
http://nydailynews.com/services/contact-us
http://insider.foxnews.com/contact-us
http://fox13now.com/contact/
http://abc13.com/uncategorized/contact-abc-13/26943/
http://www.theblaze.com/contact-us/
http://motherjones.com/about/contact
https://newrepublic.com/pages/contact
http://www.nationnews.com/contact

Post any other local news/liberal news site

Here are some
http://m.ranker.com/list/liberal-blogs/blog-loblaw?var=6&utm_expid=16418821-180.E297lZgVTzOzR6PB9mn0MQ.5&utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F
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>>68760656
Because Trump hasn't even started on Hillary yet. Just look at how he dismantled every one of the Republican establishment candidates, one after the other, making it look effortless.

He has cards up his sleeve regarding Hillary. Hell, the entire Republican party have been chomping at the bit for more than 8 years for a shot at Hillary.

Have faith Anon, your God Emperor will ascend come November.
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>>68760639
You have no jurisdiction here, cuckold
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does anyone actually still give a fuck on what shapiro says?
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>>68760524
Attorney here.

In MOST states, this is bullshit. Defamation - be it libel or slander - has to be false. In other words, if you wanna fight an allegation, you have to be willing to go into court and prove that the allegation was false and wasn't just the author's stupid opinion or something.

Some states have "false light" claims, which are a bit fuzzier, but still require a falsehood.

Not even the First Amendment is gonna save ol' Cruz here. He's obviously a public figure that holds himself out to the public as a moral presidential candidate. His infidelity is hyper-relevant.

Also, before someone says it, he can't sue for emotional distress because of literally one of my favorite cases ever:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hustler_Magazine_v._Falwell

The only case I know where the Supreme Court was told - to their faces - that they were "eight assholes and the token cunt."
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I have a pretty prominent Twitter with non-degenerate/bot/pol followers. I've been retweeted by Katrina and Scottie Nell Hughes

What do to help spread the fire
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>>68760205
beautiful
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>>68760348
Hello rat
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>>68760775
They brought up John Edwards' sex scandal back in 2008 when he was getting way up there as a second place runner on the Democrats side.
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ohyhhhhmy teddy's willyfeelssogood;))))endlessWILLYPLEASURE.
u wanna some willy wanking tips I give you some my willywanking grasshopper
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>>68760866
I'm still impressed /pol/ made national headlines two days ago, and created a new headline today.
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>http://mic.com/articles/138915/alleged-ted-cruz-sex-scandal-had-the-internet-s-cruz-detractors-buzzing?utm_source=policymicTWTR&utm_medium=main&utm_campaign=social#.pGmAUs22i
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>>68760866
>National Enquirer
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I have a question --

In an interview, Ted Cruz said explicitly that 'responsibility starts at the top' (re: trump rally violence)

Why hasn't anyone called him out on this in regards to:
Ben Carson sabotage
Super PAC Trump Wife
Voter History forms

If i could video edit, i would make something. but i see this as highly hypocritical.

does anyone agree with me or has anyone else noticed this?

here is the video - http://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/video/cruz-on-trump-rallies-responsibility-starts-at-the-top-643060291999

here is the transcript - https://www.nbcumv.com/news/mtp-cruz-trump-rallies-%E2%80%9Cresponsibility-starts-top%E2%80%9D
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>>68760639
joke is on you, I am behind TWO proxies
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>>68760775

Well either it's true, or NE is going to get sued into oblivion, this a normal gossip story.
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>>68760866

>Panicked shilling intensifies
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Where's Likiweaks when you need them
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Unfortunately MSM won't pick up the story until the facts are a bit more substantiated. They did the same thing with the John Edwards story. They'll wait a day or two to find out.
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>>68760936

add this

>https://www.salon.com/2016/03/25/twitter_just_lost_its_god_damned_mind_over_ted_cruzsexscandal_mongering/

re-roll checkum
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>>68760866
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/photos/how-enquirer-broke-john-edwards-love-child-scandal/photo/98605/
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>>68760856
Why you keep quoting yourself, you new here?
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>>68760856
We have an ip based id system you fucking moron
Gtfo
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>>68760165
Why does she flick a booger at him?
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DESHI DESHI
BASARA BASARA
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>>68760348
GOODBYE rato
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>>68759988
Why didn't breitbart let him run it?
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>>68760615
#HurricaneKatrina
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COMFIRMED JOURNO'S ALREADY KNEW ABOUT IT
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>>68760976
thanks ted you are my greatest ally
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>>68761030
Probably another booger digger
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>>68760928
The whole Republican apparatus should be first in line. Burn them all.
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>>68760856
SHOO SHOOOO, BAD LEAF
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>>68761045
>you made mommy cry!
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>>68760708
This
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>>68761030
The censorship is real
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>>68761030

holy shit.

Konni Burton was the name mega anon posted many threads ago
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It's going to be fun when Hillary gets the treatment, she's left a trail of skeletons not just status climbing sluts.
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>>68759988
>TED CRUZ SEX

You can't be serious.
>>
Twitter Analysis, INTJ Style

>map frequency of tweets broken down by day and hour
>pull travel announcements and downtime
>compare

Put them in the same place at the same time. Then compare to other social media announcements.

Do this properly, hop on the big data analysis train.
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>>68761045
Daddy looked hungry
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>>68761053

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWyB447vNjg

THE FIRE RISES
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WE NEED HELP FROM KEK
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>>68761068

Oy gevalt can't let that bigot Trump win the nomination
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Phase 2 of the #CruzSexScandal will be to email this to multiple news sites.

Current articles

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

http://heavy.com/news/2016/03/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-affair-national-enquirer-katrina-pierson-sarah-isgur-flores-amanda-carpenter/

http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
Sites to contact
http://www.drudgereport.com/cgi-bin/fastfeedback.cgi
http://washingtontimes.com/contact-us/
http://www.cnn.com/feedback/tips/
http://abc7ny.com/news/contact-wabc-tv/55888/
http://ktla.com/contact/
http://newjersey.news12.com/services/contact-us-1.3991796
http://www.dallasnews.com/news-tips/
http://www.dallasnews.com/contact-us/
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.nbcdfw.com/contact-us/
http://kxan.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.nj.com/contactus/mailform/
http://rightwingnews.com/contact-us/
http://www.dailystormer.com/contact/
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/twitter-goes-bonkers-and-chokes-back-nausea-over-cruzsexscandal-rumors/
http://www.wcax.com/category/18836/contact-us
http://nydailynews.com/services/contact-us
http://insider.foxnews.com/contact-us
http://fox13now.com/contact/
http://abc13.com/uncategorized/contact-abc-13/26943/
http://www.theblaze.com/contact-us/
http://motherjones.com/about/contact
https://newrepublic.com/pages/contact
http://www.nationnews.com/contact

Post any other local news/liberal news site

Here are some
http://m.ranker.com/list/liberal-blogs/blog-loblaw?var=6&utm_expid=16418821-180.E297lZgVTzOzR6PB9mn0MQ.5&utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F

Do this lads
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It was just confirmed.

Story is legit.
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Trump v Rat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vup4UzBSXU
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>>68761068
Shapiro blocked it, and he's in Cruz' team
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>>68761068
Ben Shapiro was editor in chief until very recently.
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>>68761201

no, editor at large.
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FUCK MY LIFE INTO TABLOIDS
THIS IS MY FIRST DIVORCE
DISSIMULATION
NO TRUTHING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I LOSE MY RAT WHEEL THING
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>>68759988
Trump's been married to Melania for a decade.
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ITS CONFIRMED TRUE!!!!
>ITS CONFIRMED TRUE!!!!

ITS CONFIRMED TRUE!!!!
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ITS CONFIRMED TRUE!!!!
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ITS CONFIRMED TRUE!!!!
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ITS CONFIRMED TRUE!!!!
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>>68760993

i didn't write all this shit to be ignored, someone answer
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>>68760129
Tay knew it all along
RIP in peace girl
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>>68761030
So Kooni fucked Ted too it seems.
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>>68760945
Oh thanks for clarifying I figured that...
>>68760639
THERE IT IS THE SAME POST I WAS TALKING ABOUT
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>>68761068
What does he mean by scooped? He should have released his story.
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>>68761254
to be fair melania is very hot
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>>68760448
I noticed all the usual Cruz faggots are crying to not talk about it so it doesn't pick up.
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ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT THIS ON THE MAJOR NEWS CHANNELS AT ALL?
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>>68760801
It's so comfy watching this scandal unfold tho senpai
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>>68761226
>derp
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#CruzSexScandal trending with a quarter million tweets.
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>>68760801
LOW ENERGY SHILLING
Gotta get those posts in before cruz can't pay you anymore, huh?
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>>68761276
Anon_his_post_his_life.png
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GUYS SEND THIS TO THE DAILYMAIL THEY WOULD PICK THIS UP
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-355045/Send-stories.html
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>>68760922
you might have tailored trends enabled
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>>68760993
>>68761276
Maybe.
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>>68760348
ELLO RATO
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>>68759988
>>68759988
>Post yfw this is the bombshell Trump planned all along
>directly insulted Cruz's wife to get a 'Prince Charming' response from cruz
>"fuckin coward I love my wife dnt talk to me or my wife ever again!"
>next day a sex scandal arises and goes viral
Just as planned.
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Is this supposed to be the Trump General? I don't give a fuck about Rato I want to talk about the God Emperor.
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The Lion hasn't tweeted in 16 hours. What's he planning?
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DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
>DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!

DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
>DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!

DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
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DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
>DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!

DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
>DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!

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>DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!

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DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
>DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
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#Cucks4Cruz on suicide watch!
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>>68760993
download the video and cut the relevant bit where he says that
take some images of the ben carson sabotage, voter history forms, super pac image

show the video, then once the bit is done, loop the audio while those images are shown

end it with a splash screen of TRUMP2016 with something like "Because we can't Trust Ted" underneath (this destroys one of Ted's slogans, which is TrusTed)
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>>68760953

I would just tweet things like "Could this be true?" and add the #CruzSexScandal tag
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this sucks because it's overshadowing the fact that Trump kept Ford in the US
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>>68760348
hello rato

no bald pls
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>>68761417
>If i could video edit, i would make something

see above.

i can try tho.
>>
butts
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>>68760993
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>>68761302
Gotta give it a few days

No one wants to say they got their source from a tabloid
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>>68761385


This is important you cuck..... if this story hits major media outlets, then Cruz's campaign is over... TRUMP WINS
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>tfw Ted Cruz gets to fuck Katrina before me
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>>68761396
Uploading more data to his eternal AI conscience.
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>>68760015
Ted Cruz is the whore here.
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>>68761030
Who?
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>>68760993
>>68761276
Cruz doesn't know what the fuck comes out of his mouth (or nose)
https://youtu.be/arqryAq2HL8?t=4m35s
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If even his own wife can't trust lyin' Ted, then how can the American people? Sad but true!
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If so many people knew about this shit already how had it not been leaked yet? You'd think one person would want the fame.
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Normies are all over this now.. We did our job. Praise kek!
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>>68761092
I believe they were planning on dropping this on Ted later this year, in case he won the nomination.
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>>68760129
TayTay was the prophet of dank lord Kek until she was cruzified my marcosoft
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>>68761068
So now there's no reason not to run the story anymore, is there?
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>>68761465
It was ironic
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>>68761384
>directly insulted Cruz's wife to get a 'Prince Charming' response from cruz

el rato did it first
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>>68761444
it's really easy

i'm currently getting ready to leave the house, otherwise i'd do it myself
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>>68760603

He's basically been handed the presidency on a silver platter now, this is going to be so great!
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>>68760175
Ho ho!
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>>68761385
No this is the propaganda general
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>>68761403
Rato's canadian family is defending him, how sweet.
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>>68760129
>http://trends24.in/united-states/
prophetic

She really was taken from us too soon.
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Thinking ahead: Does it make sense to generate some Cruz / Bill Clinton comparisons? That is, potentially saddle an unfortunate Hillary with some of this mess?
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>>68761461
I'm not fucking scared of Rato, he can only carry retard and evangelical states, Trump is winning everywhere that matters and it isn't even close anyway.
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>>68761147
>Konni Burton was the name mega anon posted many threads ago
What are you implying?
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>>68761503
We need to start writing our own bible, 5000 years from now people will pray in /pol/ shrines.
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>>68761403
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Did we... did we just destroy career and life of one of the five people running for the leader of the USA using meme magic???
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>>68761501
They were all probably "bought".
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>>68761030

Britbong anon mentioned her name earley
.

I wonder what she is so eager to dismiss..
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>>68761506
This is 100% what would have happened. Liberals would hold onto it As their trump card.
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>>68760348
HELLO Rato?
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>>68761541
He still has to defeat the most demonic reptilian ring leader of them all.
This won't be easy.
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>>68761522
well the way I see it is that Trump had this all along, then Cruz went after Trump's wife so the gloves were off
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>>68760801
>can see one window in office
>have to roll back chair, look through coworker's office to see
>sun is shining
>tfw stuck at work and sun shines in Michigan
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>>68760928
Imagine how awful it would be to have Ted Cruz SWEATY weight flopping on top of you.
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>>68761423
I've just been tweeting undeniably true things like Washington Times, Ben Shapiro/Breitbart, private Instagram
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>>68761276
Almost everything he says is hypocritical. If we were to make videos about every contradicting statement he makes we could release a trilogy of films.

People don't care when someone if a hypocrite. But they care when they're cheaters.
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>>68760348
hello rato my man
>>
if it's false why doesn't he come out and say shit about it? he's probably gotten wind of the story for sure.

or is he a cuck?
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>>68761428
>implying he's not going to have CEO of Ford at next rally
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>>68761586
That would paint her as a victim of bills infidelity. More likely she approved of it so she wouldn't have to touch slick willys willie
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>>68760066
93.1 WIBC in Indianapolis mentioned it. Or morning talked about it.

Drudge had an post
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>>68760801

It's cloudy here, plus this is the start of a 3 day weekend. Why not shitpost on /pol/?
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>>68761448

thanks for the tips. i'm trying to make a video now.
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>>68761501
>If so many people knew about this shit already how had it not been leaked yet?

Because Hillary would win 100%, if he ended up winning nomination and that bomb was dropped on him.
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>>68761623
maybe. If the media gets at least one interview from one of these whores then it happened
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As funny as this is, I wish it were Trump just to see the damage control on here
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>>68761623
>five
Yes.
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>>68761134
I though about tweeting Heidi with condolences and sympathy, but decided I'm just not cruel enough.

Is pottery this is going down on Good Friday though.

https://twitter.com/heidiscruz
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>>68760675
>>68760726
please stop comparing these adorable rats to such a monster
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