Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story NOW CONFIRMED
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute
OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE BEN SHAPIRO FOR HIDING THIS STORY AT BREITBART
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal
Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
==================================
The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>Story broken by same journalist as John Edwards scandal
>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
ARCHIVE EVERYTHING BEFORE POSTING ITT:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now/
PREV THREAD: >>68756655
>everyone gives the whore a pass
let the record state that Trump supporters are cucks
how the fuck are people saying it's trending when it doesn't show up on the front page?
do normies know something that I don't?
>>68759988
5 Girls Burgers and Fries
>>68759988
>Ben Shapiro
>implying he was ever voting for anyone other than merchant sanderstien
>a reminder why we do this
I'm no longer a Cruz missile. I'm officially voting for Trump now. What a fucking disgrace
>trumps pretends to be an idiot
>already 5 steps ahead of everybody
>i was only pretending to be retarded lol
fuckin madman
>>68760066
it is trending, but twitter hides it from the front page.
>GLENN BECK CRYING ABOUT BREITBART TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM
GLENN BECK CRYING ABOUT BREITBART TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM
>GLENN BECK CRYING ABOUT BREITBART TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM
GLENN BECK CRYING ABOUT BREITBART TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM
>GLENN BECK CRYING ABOUT BREITBART TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM
GLENN BECK CRYING ABOUT BREITBART TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23cruzsexscandal&src=typd&lang=en
Averaging 100 new tweets every 2 minutes.
Phase 2 of the #CruzSexScandal will be to email this to multiple news sites.
Current articles
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
http://heavy.com/news/2016/03/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-affair-national-enquirer-katrina-pierson-sarah-isgur-flores-amanda-carpenter/
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
Sites to contact
http://www.drudgereport.com/cgi-bin/fastfeedback.cgi
http://washingtontimes.com/contact-us/
http://www.cnn.com/feedback/tips/
http://abc7ny.com/news/contact-wabc-tv/55888/
http://ktla.com/contact/
http://newjersey.news12.com/services/contact-us-1.3991796
http://www.dallasnews.com/news-tips/
http://www.dallasnews.com/contact-us/
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.nbcdfw.com/contact-us/
http://kxan.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.nj.com/contactus/mailform/
http://rightwingnews.com/contact-us/
http://www.dailystormer.com/contact/
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/twitter-goes-bonkers-and-chokes-back-nausea-over-cruzsexscandal-rumors/
http://www.wcax.com/category/18836/contact-us
http://nydailynews.com/services/contact-us
http://insider.foxnews.com/contact-us
http://fox13now.com/contact/
http://abc13.com/uncategorized/contact-abc-13/26943/
http://www.theblaze.com/contact-us/
http://motherjones.com/about/contact
https://newrepublic.com/pages/contact
http://www.nationnews.com/contact
Post any other local news/liberal news site
Here are some.
http://m.ranker.com/list/liberal-blogs/blog-loblaw?var=6&utm_expid=16418821-180.E297lZgVTzOzR6PB9mn0MQ.5&utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F
>>68759988
Trump opened the can.
We spilled the beans.
>>68760132
*Five Girls Boogers and Lies
>>68760129
link to that tweet? I refuse to believe it's real. It's so perfect.
Fuck off with this conspiracy bullshit.
Reposting OC since we were near the bump limit.
>>68759882
We do, but the press is given more leeway than the general public is when writing/talking about public figures.
Look up "actual malice."
>>68760205
kek
>>68760015
>same leaf posting damage control in every thread
keep on truckin' rat fucker
What's /pol/ eating while watching ted cruz gets exposed. I just got my breakfast
>>68760219
Hi el rato!
Is Glenn crying yet?
>>68760213
Tay is no longer with us. Tong ending chosen
>>68760219
>>68760186
how many of those are from pol?
ITS HAPPENING
THE TWEETS ARE POURING IN
>>68760337
that second one is perfect.
>>68760066
http://trends24.in/united-states/
>>68760270
tacos and a sandwich on Good Friday?
>>68760337
NORMIES ARE WAKING UP
HOLD ONTO YOUR COCKS BOYS
IT WONT STOP
ITS VIRAL
>>68760219
>+$.02 has been deposited to your account.
Why did it have to be Katrina?
this guy is a major nu-male cuck. please spam his ass
https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog
>>68759774
nah
i studied hebrew as a 2nd language and it's relatively easy
it's also completely worthless unless you actually live here (imhotep)
Why haven't the reported this on Fox yet?
>>68760270
grosssssss
>>68760348
hello ratto
I actaully like Cruz more for doing this. Could you imagine Cruz bending Katrina over his desk, pounding that sweet pussy until he nuts down her throat? Trump is an Alpha but god damn if this is true, I gained a bit of respect for Rato. Didnt think he had it in him.
>>68760165
could trump use this video in an anti-cruz ad?? that would be glorious.
>>68760348
hello rato
wew lad
So we can only eat fish today?
Hours ago it was minutes between tweets... now its less than half a second between tweets.
>>68760263
I see you're thinkin Arby's
>>68759988
Saw someone in Trump General warning the thread that this was "defamation."
Who do they think they are, the ADL? I think they are under the impression this story was forged and not actually true.
Also with all of this being important, I had tried to discuss the fact that Cruz just took control of Louisiana even after losing it, by using his rat powers.
>>68760337
IT's not just Trumpeters either...everyone who hates Lyin' Ted is jumping on this, including all the Dems
>>68760467
with he bible held up high
>>68760348
hello rato hows it going ?
>>68760453
>Hebrew
Why not Yiddish?
>>68760015
>>68760015
>>68760015
More butthurt from flappy headed French Canadian
>>68759988
Oh, look at Ben Kikepiro trying to pretend HE DOESN'T ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THE STORY
THE FUCKING HEBE BURIED IT MONTHS AGO
>>68760467
It also shows that all those woman that work with politicians are class A sluts
>All the movers and shakers knew about this for months
>you just found out today
>tfw not even a minor player much less a major one
>>68760502
we fish sticks now
TRUMP HASNT TWEETED IN 16 HOURS
OMGGGGG
>>68760348
hello rato
this is not spam
Trump is on a magnificently timed 10 day campaign break, possibly coinciding with the birth of a grandchild. A one and a half week campaign break, two weeks before the Wisconsin primary? Trump intentionally let go of the spotlight for the first time in six months to focus on his apparently happy and successful family, on Easter, a day before Cruz gets nuked with a cheating scandal - that ain't coincidental.
One Trump tweet could send this story into orbit
C'mon Big Don, don't be a pussy
YOU IDIOTS
focus on one hashtag!
#CruzSexScandal was trending earlier so focus on that one!
This will brew nicely over the weekend.
I really hope its a BREAKING NEWS story come Monday.
>>68760083
His campaign crashed and burned so hard. I mean I wasn't a democrat back then but a lot of North Carolinians were angry at him over his scandal. A disgrace to the state.
You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on twitter by agents.
We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.
If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.
I REPEAT:
You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on twitter by agents.
We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.
If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.
I REPEAT:
You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on twitter by agents.
We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.
If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.
Even if it isn't true, like LBJ used to say: "I know he's not a pig fucker. I just like to hear him deny it."
this will trend again
>>68759988
>not even close to hillary in the GE polls and only getting worse
>awful debater, will not even be able to argue against hillary coherently
>has supported obama and liberals countless times in his life
>will "win the independent vote" just like romney, who also lost
>suffers from empty suit syndrome, makes countless promises indistinguishable from when Obama himself was running
>supports fair tax
>almost as moderate as Yeb!
I don't care about the primaries, I care about beating Hillary. What makes you faggots think Trump has a better chance than anyone else who is or was currently in the field?
>>68760205
Shit. That's one glorious meme.
How can the feds even compete?
I doubt this will turn out to be true, but I hope it sticks anyway.
Oh man, Ted Cruz's twitter is getting blasted with #CruzSexScandal tweets. This is gonna be good.
guys I am completely new and potato to twitter. how do I view a topic and it's tweets? it's not showing up on my "trending" options. When I use the search bar it only looks for twitter users.
I'm only trying to help :(
using chrome browser in windows
DROP DEAD, TED
>>68760615
they scrubbed the board
>>68760348
hello rato bald me not
Salon
https://www.salon.com/2016/03/25/twitter_just_lost_its_god_damned_mind_over_ted_cruzsexscandal_mongering/
checkem
>>68760219
>ID
HELLO RATO! Why don't you just squeak squeak "Trump will steal all the cheese" your way out of here? Or was five not good enough for you?
>>68760639
effin Canadian
https://www.instagram.com/katrinapierson/
>her instagram went private
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
KATRINA WHY
>>68760639
>leaf
>>68760560
coz only old ppl and mega-kikes speak yiddish
i didn't come here due to religion or whatever other bullshit
my family came here for better life than a certain slavic shithole
>>68760639
your the only place with cuck enforcement patrols
>National Enquirer
Look, I know the tabloids broke with the Bill Clinton infidelity story, but they're not exactly a credible source. I hope it's true, tho.
>>68760639
Leaf
>>68759988
Amanda Carpenter is still silent since the news broke. She's taken a break from Trump bashing and shilling for Cruz.
Her profile says she's married with kids. I feel bad for her husband and kids to be honest.
I used to be a cruz misslr, but after this scandal I have to support the only moderate in the race. I now cuck for kashick. #cruzsexscandal
You guys really need to get out more. Enjoy some sunshine.
>>68760656
Hes the only Republican canidate that can turn Blue states red
>What's Hillary going to do once Trump's army of autistic diggers start looking into her?
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/713273047231270914
kek
>>68760656
>implying GOPe is any better than Shillary
>>68760718
>https://www.salon.com/2016/03/25/twitter_just_lost_its_god_damned_mind_over_ted_cruzsexscandal_mongering/
Oh this is just starting to get good
>>68760639
Haven't you been blocked before?
>>68760313
more like illuminati ending
>>68760656
Please stop already :(
>>68760165
I knew this guy was a fucking pedo, disgusting.
>>68760337
Sweet soon we'll get the "comedy" twitter accounts with 100s of thousands of followers to make shitty jokes with the hashtag
>>68760639
can someone ban this faggot? MODS
>>68760639
/thread
People do not know what they're getting into.
>>68760801
I just went out to pee and saw the sunshine. It was horrid.
>>68759988
>National Enquirer
>>68760639
UNE FEUILLE
UNE PUTAIN DE FEUILLE
>Katrina retweeted a Ben Garrison cartoon
Fuckin lel
>>68760731
Look into your heart, everything is true.
Ted Cruz snuck her into a Capitol Hill bathroom stall and put it in her ass.
>>68760584
>you just found out today
Yeah, and just a few years ago, we wouldn't have found out at all. The internet is the bane of the elites existance.
>>68760789
Her husband is probably a cuck so Im sure this only turns him on
>>68760563
you are defending a woman who slept her way to the top and then jumped ship to his biggest rival. That's like everything you DON'T want in a female colleague. If you like having such a woman around your daddy Trump then don't let me bother you
>Its on facebook now
RIP RATO!
>>68760789
Serves her and her family right. Compiling lists of Trump supporters to blackball? She's fucking scum.
heh
>>68760856
kek this leaf might actually be Cruz
>>68760348
hello rato
(no I'm not spam I just don't want to bald)
>>68760709
Still blowing up on my end
>>68759988
Ben Shapiro thinks a paragraph of text is a witty one-liner
If Cruz cheated on his wife, then I'll continue to front run on every leading candidate and force my emotion driven opinions on my aging readers like that one time I was joked on for being jewish in case you, my reader, missed it from the other week on my twitter and podcast regarding where conservatives should go from where they are now when it comes to policy and beliefs. Nazis.
I'm hue'ing like a brazilian
Phase 2 of the #CruzSexScandal will be to email this to multiple news sites.
Current articles
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
http://heavy.com/news/2016/03/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-affair-national-enquirer-katrina-pierson-sarah-isgur-flores-amanda-carpenter/
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
Sites to contact
http://www.drudgereport.com/cgi-bin/fastfeedback.cgi
http://washingtontimes.com/contact-us/
http://www.cnn.com/feedback/tips/
http://abc7ny.com/news/contact-wabc-tv/55888/
http://ktla.com/contact/
http://newjersey.news12.com/services/contact-us-1.3991796
http://www.dallasnews.com/news-tips/
http://www.dallasnews.com/contact-us/
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.nbcdfw.com/contact-us/
http://kxan.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.nj.com/contactus/mailform/
http://rightwingnews.com/contact-us/
http://www.dailystormer.com/contact/
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/twitter-goes-bonkers-and-chokes-back-nausea-over-cruzsexscandal-rumors/
http://www.wcax.com/category/18836/contact-us
http://nydailynews.com/services/contact-us
http://insider.foxnews.com/contact-us
http://fox13now.com/contact/
http://abc13.com/uncategorized/contact-abc-13/26943/
http://www.theblaze.com/contact-us/
http://motherjones.com/about/contact
https://newrepublic.com/pages/contact
http://www.nationnews.com/contact
Post any other local news/liberal news site
Here are some
http://m.ranker.com/list/liberal-blogs/blog-loblaw?var=6&utm_expid=16418821-180.E297lZgVTzOzR6PB9mn0MQ.5&utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F
>>68760656
Because Trump hasn't even started on Hillary yet. Just look at how he dismantled every one of the Republican establishment candidates, one after the other, making it look effortless.
He has cards up his sleeve regarding Hillary. Hell, the entire Republican party have been chomping at the bit for more than 8 years for a shot at Hillary.
Have faith Anon, your God Emperor will ascend come November.
>>68760639
You have no jurisdiction here, cuckold
does anyone actually still give a fuck on what shapiro says?
>>68760524
Attorney here.
In MOST states, this is bullshit. Defamation - be it libel or slander - has to be false. In other words, if you wanna fight an allegation, you have to be willing to go into court and prove that the allegation was false and wasn't just the author's stupid opinion or something.
Some states have "false light" claims, which are a bit fuzzier, but still require a falsehood.
Not even the First Amendment is gonna save ol' Cruz here. He's obviously a public figure that holds himself out to the public as a moral presidential candidate. His infidelity is hyper-relevant.
Also, before someone says it, he can't sue for emotional distress because of literally one of my favorite cases ever:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hustler_Magazine_v._Falwell
The only case I know where the Supreme Court was told - to their faces - that they were "eight assholes and the token cunt."
I have a pretty prominent Twitter with non-degenerate/bot/pol followers. I've been retweeted by Katrina and Scottie Nell Hughes
What do to help spread the fire
>>68760205
beautiful
>>68760348
Hello rat
>>68760775
They brought up John Edwards' sex scandal back in 2008 when he was getting way up there as a second place runner on the Democrats side.
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>step 1: grab your willy
>step 2: waggle it up and down!!!!!!
>step 3: even tho it hurts waggle it to FULLJOY!!!!mmHHHHmmmmmwaggleurwilly;))
>step 4: CUM WILLY JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>68760866
I'm still impressed /pol/ made national headlines two days ago, and created a new headline today.
>http://mic.com/articles/138915/alleged-ted-cruz-sex-scandal-had-the-internet-s-cruz-detractors-buzzing?utm_source=policymicTWTR&utm_medium=main&utm_campaign=social#.pGmAUs22i
>>68760866
>National Enquirer
I have a question --
In an interview, Ted Cruz said explicitly that 'responsibility starts at the top' (re: trump rally violence)
Why hasn't anyone called him out on this in regards to:
Ben Carson sabotage
Super PAC Trump Wife
Voter History forms
If i could video edit, i would make something. but i see this as highly hypocritical.
does anyone agree with me or has anyone else noticed this?
here is the video - http://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/video/cruz-on-trump-rallies-responsibility-starts-at-the-top-643060291999
here is the transcript - https://www.nbcumv.com/news/mtp-cruz-trump-rallies-%E2%80%9Cresponsibility-starts-top%E2%80%9D
>>68760639
joke is on you, I am behind TWO proxies
>>68760775
Well either it's true, or NE is going to get sued into oblivion, this a normal gossip story.
>>68760866
>Panicked shilling intensifies
Where's Likiweaks when you need them
Unfortunately MSM won't pick up the story until the facts are a bit more substantiated. They did the same thing with the John Edwards story. They'll wait a day or two to find out.
>>68760936
add this
>https://www.salon.com/2016/03/25/twitter_just_lost_its_god_damned_mind_over_ted_cruzsexscandal_mongering/
re-roll checkum
>>68760866
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/photos/how-enquirer-broke-john-edwards-love-child-scandal/photo/98605/
>>68760856
Why you keep quoting yourself, you new here?
>>68760856
We have an ip based id system you fucking moron
Gtfo
#cruzcrew
>>68760165
Why does she flick a booger at him?
DESHI DESHI
BASARA BASARA
>>68760348
GOODBYE rato
>>68759988
Why didn't breitbart let him run it?
>>68760615
#HurricaneKatrina
COMFIRMED JOURNO'S ALREADY KNEW ABOUT IT
>>68760976
thanks ted you are my greatest ally
>>68761030
Probably another booger digger
>>68760928
The whole Republican apparatus should be first in line. Burn them all.
>>68760856
SHOO SHOOOO, BAD LEAF
>>68761045
>you made mommy cry!
>>68761030
The censorship is real
>>68761030
holy shit.
Konni Burton was the name mega anon posted many threads ago
It's going to be fun when Hillary gets the treatment, she's left a trail of skeletons not just status climbing sluts.
>>68759988
>TED CRUZ SEX
You can't be serious.
Twitter Analysis, INTJ Style
>map frequency of tweets broken down by day and hour
>pull travel announcements and downtime
>compare
Put them in the same place at the same time. Then compare to other social media announcements.
Do this properly, hop on the big data analysis train.
>>68761045
Daddy looked hungry
>>68761053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWyB447vNjg
THE FIRE RISES
WE NEED HELP FROM KEK
>>68761068
Oy gevalt can't let that bigot Trump win the nomination
Phase 2 of the #CruzSexScandal will be to email this to multiple news sites.
Current articles
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
http://heavy.com/news/2016/03/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-affair-national-enquirer-katrina-pierson-sarah-isgur-flores-amanda-carpenter/
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
Sites to contact
http://www.drudgereport.com/cgi-bin/fastfeedback.cgi
http://washingtontimes.com/contact-us/
http://www.cnn.com/feedback/tips/
http://abc7ny.com/news/contact-wabc-tv/55888/
http://ktla.com/contact/
http://newjersey.news12.com/services/contact-us-1.3991796
http://www.dallasnews.com/news-tips/
http://www.dallasnews.com/contact-us/
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.nbcdfw.com/contact-us/
http://kxan.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.nj.com/contactus/mailform/
http://rightwingnews.com/contact-us/
http://www.dailystormer.com/contact/
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/twitter-goes-bonkers-and-chokes-back-nausea-over-cruzsexscandal-rumors/
http://www.wcax.com/category/18836/contact-us
http://nydailynews.com/services/contact-us
http://insider.foxnews.com/contact-us
http://fox13now.com/contact/
http://abc13.com/uncategorized/contact-abc-13/26943/
http://www.theblaze.com/contact-us/
http://motherjones.com/about/contact
https://newrepublic.com/pages/contact
http://www.nationnews.com/contact
Post any other local news/liberal news site
Here are some
http://m.ranker.com/list/liberal-blogs/blog-loblaw?var=6&utm_expid=16418821-180.E297lZgVTzOzR6PB9mn0MQ.5&utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F
Do this lads
It was just confirmed.
Story is legit.
Trump v Rat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vup4UzBSXU
>>68761068
Shapiro blocked it, and he's in Cruz' team
nice
>>68761068
Ben Shapiro was editor in chief until very recently.
>>68761201
no, editor at large.
FUCK MY LIFE INTO TABLOIDS
THIS IS MY FIRST DIVORCE
DISSIMULATION
NO TRUTHING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I LOSE MY RAT WHEEL THING
>>68759988
Trump's been married to Melania for a decade.
ITS CONFIRMED TRUE!!!!
>ITS CONFIRMED TRUE!!!!
ITS CONFIRMED TRUE!!!!
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ITS CONFIRMED TRUE!!!!
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ITS CONFIRMED TRUE!!!!
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ITS CONFIRMED TRUE!!!!
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>>68760993
i didn't write all this shit to be ignored, someone answer
>>68760129
Tay knew it all along
RIP in peace girl
>>68761030
So Kooni fucked Ted too it seems.
>>68760945
Oh thanks for clarifying I figured that...
>>68760639
THERE IT IS THE SAME POST I WAS TALKING ABOUT
>>68761068
What does he mean by scooped? He should have released his story.
>>68761254
to be fair melania is very hot
>>68760448
I noticed all the usual Cruz faggots are crying to not talk about it so it doesn't pick up.
ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT THIS ON THE MAJOR NEWS CHANNELS AT ALL?
>>68760801
It's so comfy watching this scandal unfold tho senpai
>>68761226
>derp
#CruzSexScandal trending with a quarter million tweets.
>>68760801
LOW ENERGY SHILLING
Gotta get those posts in before cruz can't pay you anymore, huh?
>>68761276
Anon_his_post_his_life.png
GUYS SEND THIS TO THE DAILYMAIL THEY WOULD PICK THIS UP
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-355045/Send-stories.html
>>68760922
you might have tailored trends enabled
>>68760993
>>68761276
Maybe.
>>68760348
ELLO RATO
>>68759988
>>68759988
>Post yfw this is the bombshell Trump planned all along
>directly insulted Cruz's wife to get a 'Prince Charming' response from cruz
>"fuckin coward I love my wife dnt talk to me or my wife ever again!"
>next day a sex scandal arises and goes viral
Just as planned.
Is this supposed to be the Trump General? I don't give a fuck about Rato I want to talk about the God Emperor.
The Lion hasn't tweeted in 16 hours. What's he planning?
DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
>DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
>DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
>DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
>DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
>DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
>DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
>DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
>DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
>DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
>DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
>DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
>DONALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD AND LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!
#Cucks4Cruz on suicide watch!
>>68760993
download the video and cut the relevant bit where he says that
take some images of the ben carson sabotage, voter history forms, super pac image
show the video, then once the bit is done, loop the audio while those images are shown
end it with a splash screen of TRUMP2016 with something like "Because we can't Trust Ted" underneath (this destroys one of Ted's slogans, which is TrusTed)
>>68760953
I would just tweet things like "Could this be true?" and add the #CruzSexScandal tag
this sucks because it's overshadowing the fact that Trump kept Ford in the US
>>68760348
hello rato
no bald pls
>>68761417
>If i could video edit, i would make something
see above.
i can try tho.
butts
>>68761302
Gotta give it a few days
No one wants to say they got their source from a tabloid
>>68761385
This is important you cuck..... if this story hits major media outlets, then Cruz's campaign is over... TRUMP WINS
>tfw Ted Cruz gets to fuck Katrina before me
>>68761396
Uploading more data to his eternal AI conscience.
>>68760015
Ted Cruz is the whore here.
>>68760993
>>68761276
Cruz doesn't know what the fuck comes out of his mouth (or nose)
https://youtu.be/arqryAq2HL8?t=4m35s
If even his own wife can't trust lyin' Ted, then how can the American people? Sad but true!
If so many people knew about this shit already how had it not been leaked yet? You'd think one person would want the fame.
Normies are all over this now.. We did our job. Praise kek!
>>68761092
I believe they were planning on dropping this on Ted later this year, in case he won the nomination.
>>68760129
TayTay was the prophet of dank lord Kek until she was cruzified my marcosoft
>>68761068
So now there's no reason not to run the story anymore, is there?
>>68761465
It was ironic
>>68761384
>directly insulted Cruz's wife to get a 'Prince Charming' response from cruz
el rato did it first
>>68761444
it's really easy
i'm currently getting ready to leave the house, otherwise i'd do it myself
>>68760603
He's basically been handed the presidency on a silver platter now, this is going to be so great!
>>68760175
Ho ho!
>>68761385
No this is the propaganda general
>>68761403
Rato's canadian family is defending him, how sweet.
>>68760129
>http://trends24.in/united-states/
prophetic
She really was taken from us too soon.
Thinking ahead: Does it make sense to generate some Cruz / Bill Clinton comparisons? That is, potentially saddle an unfortunate Hillary with some of this mess?
>>68761461
I'm not fucking scared of Rato, he can only carry retard and evangelical states, Trump is winning everywhere that matters and it isn't even close anyway.
>>68761147
>Konni Burton was the name mega anon posted many threads ago
What are you implying?
>>68761503
We need to start writing our own bible, 5000 years from now people will pray in /pol/ shrines.
Did we... did we just destroy career and life of one of the five people running for the leader of the USA using meme magic???
>>68761501
They were all probably "bought".
>>68761030
Britbong anon mentioned her name earley
.
I wonder what she is so eager to dismiss..
>>68761506
This is 100% what would have happened. Liberals would hold onto it As their trump card.
>>68760348
HELLO Rato?
>>68761541
He still has to defeat the most demonic reptilian ring leader of them all.
This won't be easy.
>>68761522
well the way I see it is that Trump had this all along, then Cruz went after Trump's wife so the gloves were off
>>68760801
>can see one window in office
>have to roll back chair, look through coworker's office to see
>sun is shining
>tfw stuck at work and sun shines in Michigan
>>68760928
Imagine how awful it would be to have Ted Cruz SWEATY weight flopping on top of you.
>>68761423
I've just been tweeting undeniably true things like Washington Times, Ben Shapiro/Breitbart, private Instagram
>>68761276
Almost everything he says is hypocritical. If we were to make videos about every contradicting statement he makes we could release a trilogy of films.
People don't care when someone if a hypocrite. But they care when they're cheaters.
>>68760348
hello rato my man
if it's false why doesn't he come out and say shit about it? he's probably gotten wind of the story for sure.
or is he a cuck?
>>68761428
>implying he's not going to have CEO of Ford at next rally
>>68761586
That would paint her as a victim of bills infidelity. More likely she approved of it so she wouldn't have to touch slick willys willie
>>68760066
93.1 WIBC in Indianapolis mentioned it. Or morning talked about it.
Drudge had an post
>>68760801
It's cloudy here, plus this is the start of a 3 day weekend. Why not shitpost on /pol/?
>>68761448
thanks for the tips. i'm trying to make a video now.
>>68761501
>If so many people knew about this shit already how had it not been leaked yet?
Because Hillary would win 100%, if he ended up winning nomination and that bomb was dropped on him.
>>68761623
maybe. If the media gets at least one interview from one of these whores then it happened
As funny as this is, I wish it were Trump just to see the damage control on here
>>68761623
>five
Yes.
>>68761134
I though about tweeting Heidi with condolences and sympathy, but decided I'm just not cruel enough.
Is pottery this is going down on Good Friday though.
https://twitter.com/heidiscruz
>>68760675
>>68760726
please stop comparing these adorable rats to such a monster
I was going to vote trump, but since he isn't saying anything about it on Twitter I'm just going to assume the entire story is a lie.
I'm now a Cruz missile. Trumps dirty tricks won't work on an intellagent individual like me. Retarted fuck thinks he can make up a story to take down competitors he fears? Nope.
>>68760702
https://twitter.com/hashtag/cruzsexscandal?src=hash
>>68760270
leftover fish dinner tbqh
remember to not eat meat today like a good white christian man should
>>68761686
It's only 9:30 here in USA. I'm sure he'll say something by tonight
guys.... my twitter is absolutely and entirely blown up with this. I have to go to bed now (work nights) please don't disappoint me when I wake up. I expect the best tweet of the century from trump when I wake up.
>>68761751
Trump is allowed by kek to do anything he wants.
>>68760015
Major difference.
Trump never lied about being a sinner.
Cruz lied to the American people and tried to cover it up.
>>68761751
It would only make him stronger.
>>68760348
"hello rato"
>>68761657
Ask Katrina.
>>68760801
Nice try, merchant.
You can't make me go outside and get skin cancer so I have to pay for chemotherapy.
I know your tricks.
>>68760165
Poor little girl.
>>68761757
>Is pottery this is going down on Good Friday though.
What kind of pottery? a vase, a plate, or a mug perhaps?
Something that really fucks me off is that if this were Hillary having these affairs, the reaction would be:
>"OMG, who are you to judge a woman for what she does in her private life. Misogyny, misogyny.
If this wasn't true Katrina or Amanda Carpenter would have said something by now right?
TED CRUZ CONFIRMED OIL DRILLER
>>68761686
He is in a precarious position
Ignore allegations and they might ferment.
Deny them and he lends them credence
>>68760856
>being this new
>what even are IDs
Please leave Cruz shill. You're embarrassing yourself. El rato is done.
Here's a good copypastas when emailing this to news sites
There are reports that United States senator and presidential candidate is having an affair with 5 people.
Sources
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
http://heavy.com/news/2016/03/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-affair-national-enquirer-katrina-pierson-sarah-isgur-flores-amanda-carpenter/
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
One of the people rumored to be one of the 5 worked for the Carly Fiorina campaign. The Ted Cruz campaign gave 500,000 to a fiorina super PAC. Hush money? This story is getting little traction although a Breitbart journalist and Washington post columnist confirmed it
https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
https://twitter.com/LibertarianBlue/status/713246777231585280
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!finally.
>>68761751
We would have known if Trump had done such a thing 6 months ago.
I love how a shit load of random people are following me on twitter now
>>68760588
It would be foolish of Trump to bring this up now. And it's not necessarily because there's risk of the story being untrue. The story is going to break one way or another and Trump will only make it look like he had something to do with it if he brings it up this early. People on the fence about Trump, especially the sensitive and PC-types, will see it as a dirty trick and criticize him for "stooping low" or whatever. Trump should just reference it as something he read on the news once it breaks to give Cruz the needle.
>>68761384
Trump played him so perfectly that you have to wonder if Cruz himself was in on it. "Love of my life", fucking lel. What a perfect setup to the whole scandal.
God damn it. I don't went to. Be hoping we would have figured the last two out.
>>68760639
DUDE
MY SIDES
>>68761861
Amanda carpenter is in hiding, probably on literal suicide watch. Everyone is tweeting her images on her twat.
>>68761778
>someone I want validation from did not respond to an issue he has nothing to do with therefore the issue is untrue.
>>68761302
This is what I'm wondering
I woke up this morning expecting a shitstorm
Fox is still reporting that Trump attacked Cruz and that Cruz is shocked. They are showing women claiming that all women in US are a one organism and that they all hate Trump now.
>>68761644
The Naga shall fall!
Lady Vashj will bleed.
>>68761715
Gawker is running with it, although they are hiding behind The Enquirer Says...
WHo'S THIS?
wew
>>68760348
h e l l o r a t o
>>68761487
Could she be the third pic in?
>>68760892
what?
Guys, is this even going to affect Wisconsin even if it's true?
Or is this the kind of thing that would only sway evangelical voters?
>>68760888
>agent smith is actually the one
>>68760165
just fucking wow
>>68762022
Fucking God please oh yes LOL
There's NO way that is real KEK
>>68761906
nice flag for a territory. So what's it like stuck in the middle of an ocean?
>>68761623
>did we
You mean National Inquirer?
>>68762019
Can't blame them after the whole Hogan thing desu senpai
>>68762072
He'll be out of the race by then, guaranteed.
>>68762022
a trap prostitute
>>68762019
What, did you expect integrity from the network that just got leg dropped by hogan?
>>68762002
Mud seeps from the bottom up. Expect things to really roar monday at the latest.
>>68760270
Dude it's 10 in the morning, isn't it a bit early to be stuffing your faces full of tacos, burgers and milkshakes? I know us burgers have a reputation to uphold but jfc, easy on the values menu. Just grab a chick-n-biscuit from Chick-fil-a and keep it moving big boy.
>>68762105
If it's true he'll be out of the race by Winsconsin?
not sure if posted, its a long thread.
>>68762072
Considering the scandal speaks to Cruz's reliability and trustworthiness, it should impact Wisconsin.
I guess ol' Cruz was defecaTED on.
>>68762080
It's fake
>>68762085
Feels good away from cucks, dumb liberals,and rapefugees.
>>68761906
Rare.
>>68760348
Hello Rato but it is not spam
>>68762019
That is actually a good idea. Oh boy I wonder how Gawker got common sense all of a sudden
>>68760639
Let me give you a tip for future shitposting Mr. Leaf: libel/slander is a civil matter in the U.S. You can't be arrested or jailed for it here. I know in Maple Land posting something that hurts feelings can lead to jail, but not here. You can be sued, yes, but the feds don't kick in your door.
>>68761947
Can't blame him there. She's very tsundere. That's my fetish, too.
Someone claimed there was email evidence. You think any media sources are in possession and have released it yet?
>>68762022
That's Casey Anthony retard
>>68761428
And Jim Webb endorsed Trump yesterday
>>68761001
>Not being behind 7
>2016
Trump is laughing his damn ass off somewhere.
>>68761498
Duchovny is such a fucking badass. I wish we could switch lives.
>>68762136
I love me some tacos early in the morning with some hot sauce. not going to lie, and a lot of times i will eat ice cream with that
>>68762205
do they let you have guns there?
>>68762221
>>68761657
>Imagine how awful it would be to have Ted Cruz SWEATY weight flopping on top of you.
They probably just closed their eyes and pictured themselves climbing ladders.
>>68762072
Because Cruz's base is GOOD CHRISTIAN VALUES, this'll kill him.
>>68760270
how on earth do you go for your mid-day run after a breakfast like that?
#1 trending.
>>68762170
FAKE AND GAY
>>68762170
I'm dying.
>>68762169
Yep.
When lyin' Ted holds up the bible again, maybe he should open it up and read the verses on adultery. Not very Christian!
>>68760165
That's such a cringe inducing display. I'm embarrassed just from seeing it.
>>68762170
faker than Bill's neutrality
>>68760205
nice
>>68762170
It's been posted many times but it's also fake.
>>68760270
>browse pol
>not buying organic
>not avoiding wheat, dairy, meat
>not cooking your own meals
fucking degenerate. hitler would spit on you.
we esquire now.
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a43321/ted-cruz-sex-scandal/
God, your American politics never ceases to bring entertainment. Hope something comes of it.
>>68761751
his polls would increase and you know it
>>68760165
Gross paedo faggot. No wonder he's in bed with kikes, they prolly provide a nice harem
>>68762205
Fair enough I suppose. Can people in Guam vote in the U.S. election or is that just for Puerto Rico?
>>68762072
This is more than just a random rumor.
Cruz is running his campaign on the "real conservative" ticket.
This is a direct attack on the core principal of his campaign.
Depending on how Rato reacts, this could be very damaging
>>68762287
BTFO
>>68760270
just had an omelette
bacon tomato onions and cheese
>>68762296
Fuck, I need to learn to verify things.
don't dissapoint lads, get to work
>>68760856
Kek. Samefag
>>68760348
Hello rato
Hope the sex was worth tanking your campaign
WE GOT YOU RAT!
>>68762170
Obviously fake mate
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/713231858939461632
new thread pl0z
>>68760945
I believe you, but do you have a sauce for the quote? The only thing I could come up with was from Reddit, and a link back to a dead wikipedia site. Allegedly it was also in some movie but I am looking for the court transcript where this happened. My Thomas skills are rusty.
Thank you. Will be used as ammunition if solid.
Stop making threads about this fake shit.. this is cancer
>>68761939
WEED
>>68762289
damage control in overdrive
/pol/ UTTERLY AND ETERNALLY BTFO!
Lets just shut it down boys
>>68762463
YESSSS
Corruption and sex scandal
>>68760066
It's trending on facebook.
>>68760789
>Her profile says she's married with kids. I feel bad for her husband and kids to be honest.
Can you just imagine getting cucked by El Rato?
>>68762276
>Mid Day Run
>Doing Cardio
Faggot.
>>68761008
If el rato sues he has to prove the claim is false.
That will be fun.
When it comes to fucking around on your wife, Cruz really gets the job done. I'm Cruzmissle now.
>>68762262
There are ALOT of guns here( unregd) and even a few rocket launchers. The FBI recovered one. There are still three missing. gun laws are like any other. Background check and firearms I'd needed. Not hard to get one though. Also, castle law, baby.
>>68762431
I enjoy Alex' work and his products, Youngevity stuff helped me lose over 100 pounds.
This picture I don't fucking get. WTF? Did they just change his clothes, watch, and beat the shit out of him with a belt till he was red and retook the picture? Wtf are they trying to advertise? ......I don't get it......
>>68762478
Why would they lie about something this big?
>>68762571
Based island. My part of the mainland is decent too fortunately.
>>68762289
Link Amanda's tweet.
>>68762526
damn...
i am a #CruzMissile now
BTFO
>>68760789
Amanda: "Honey. I have something to tell you.
Husband: "Sure Mandy. What's up?"
Amanda: "There's going to be some news breaking soon."
Husband: "Great! Bad for Trump! Go Cruz!!"
Amanda: "Not that kind of news . . .."
Husband: "Ummm. Why are you crying?"
Amanda: "It is going to affect us and I love you."
Husband: "This doesn't sound good."
Amanda: "Remember when Ted was over last year and you/him had the scotch and became quite close that night?"
Husband: "Yeah - Ted's really great. Please tell me he isn't ill."
Amanda: "Well, after you and Ted bonded, I walked out with him to the car and we . . . we got intimate."
Husband: "Should I stop prepping the bull? This seems to be painful for you."
Amanda: "No. I need that now."
>>68761686
He's a fucking lawyer. Whatever he says will have been mulled over for hours beforehand.
>>68760801
>Netherlands
>sunshine
lmao eat a dick nigga
>>68761252
Would it be wrong would it be right
If I lost the race tonight
Eating boogers in full sight
>>68762463
>tfw wont be able to jack off because of the endorphin rush from the endless keks
Worth it
>>68762575
are u kidding? look how ripped he is. the redness is from a tan but u can see how buff he is
HOLY SHIT National Enquirer is TRENDING AND IT'S NOT PRETTY!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68762364
Unless they have damning pictures or text messages, Cruz will just deny deny deny and it'll blow over. My main hope is that his wife has another breakdown and he's forced to withdraw for personal reasons.
god damn I wish news outlets would stop being such pussys and just report it already
>>68762289
>t-thought i've heard she migt have come onto him.. who knows
She basically admits it.
>>68762575
Melotan melanin enhancer for White Texans in the summer
>>68761164
Underrated
cant believe im unironically shilling now
>>68762289
That tranny is a nasty piece of work
>>68760348
hell o rato
I want this to be true so bad. Good job on picture anon
>>68762297
Fuck yes, he might bow out of the race if this proves to bear any truth. I hope these bitches come out of the woodwork and ruin the ratking.
I'd love to hear how that sloot amanda carpenter acts on CNN *if* they actually cover the story.
All these American women getting CANUCKED
Who fucking mad here?
>>68762691
People say there are emails confirming it
>>68761252
>DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I LOSE MY RAT WHEEL THING
>>68762726
So is what's left of their genitals.
>>68760856
>samefagging this hard
>>68762289
This is the same genius who was behind the Meliana GQ meme. She is also a dual citizen
>>68761252
KEK
The JUST haircut meme never runs out of uses.
we're on page eight.....
>>68762289
she wants to be noticed so damn bad
>>68762357
Cannot vote for pres. Even though we have been loyal Americans to the bitter end. Read "An island in agony" by palacios. Also have the most veterans and serving people per capita than any other state or territory. Jon oliver did a bit about it. YouTube it.
>>68762526
He's still made about having to do as he is told to get his story.
>>68762477
Found a few examples, though they're admittedly not awesome:
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:P-EH3tjLIiQJ:www.salon.com/2004/07/08/flynt/+&cd=5&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
https://books.google.com/books?id=xhB-wrR4LuAC&pg=PA250&lpg=PA250&dq=eight+assholes+token+cunt&source=bl&ots=hQXRTpFPAS&sig=bRuZ0cbNaiYKuCM-w1NocHI_aZo&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiNxby-idzLAhVDMSYKHcBoDncQ6AEIOzAF#v=onepage&q=eight%20assholes%20token%20cunt&f=false
https://books.google.com/books?id=tk_CwYd4ULIC&pg=PA133&lpg=PA133&dq=eight+assholes+token+cunt&source=bl&ots=xcbNV01pio&sig=ph8TMRaaAyuQMycmOiNJhGWeIks&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiNxby-idzLAhVDMSYKHcBoDncQ6AEIRjAI#v=onepage&q=eight%20assholes%20token%20cunt&f=false
>>68762879
John Oliver's bits that aren't explicitly partisan are actually really good, it's too bad I can't talk about them since the progressive stuff is terrible.
>>68762327
>Being a vegetarian
Fucking gay
Trump hasn't tweeted yet today. I wonder if they're having meetings and shit about this.
On a sidenote.
http://prntly.com/blog/breaking-democrat-icon-jim-webb-endorses-donald-trump-over-hillary/
https://twitter.com/AdrianChen/status/713374510485999617
staff writer for the New Yorker saying it is fake because of anonymous is involved with it. Its over guys since we touched this story its fake
Who's the reporter who broke the story? It's the same guy who broke the story on John Edwards right? Name?
> http://jezebel.com/
> front page
boys, meme magic is real.
checkum
>>68762478
Why do you care if it's fake?
>>68762831
BORN NEARRRRR THE USA
I WAS
BORN NERRRRRR THE USA
I'M A CRUZ MISSILE DOWNED IN THE USAYYYY
Thread where?
new thread you cucks
>>68762726
Could she be the 3rd pic in from the left?
Could she be 'lollipop'?
>>68762964
Nobody messes with legion. Let's be hackers and fire up the LOICs
>>68762974
Salon did a piece too. I like that we have progressive garbage media on our side right now but it feels very, very wrong.
>>68762879
R A R E
A
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>>68762934
He is right though, there are standards
We have to wait on Breitbart or the Enquirer to release more info on this
>>68763043
>Guam
Our military bros are everywhere.
Bill Maher is live tonight. I hate the prick, but you know he'll run with it.
>>68763054
Breitbart hasn't touched it, they have standards as well, despite what MSM will say.
>>68763042
"all's fair in love and war"
>>68762936
Considering it involved Katrina, he needs to think very carefully about how to proceed.
I wonder if he throws her under the bus on this one. She's been a good soldier.
>>68762785
gud one m8
>>68762933
There's nothing wrong with eating meat man, but it is just that most commercial meats and dairy are stuffed with GMO corn and antibiotics... I mean its just so hard to avoid all that shit manually. It's just so much simpler and less toxic being plant based.
>>68763137
Surely you feel the ickiness though. Might go shower.
>>68763135
They got it scooped because Shapiro held back the story
>>68760639
Whahahahahaha!!!
A fucking leaf
Whahajahahaha!
>National Enquirer trend disappeared
OUTJEW THE JEW
>OUTJEW THE JEW
Are there some good names to investigate.
I'm 100% ready to do some data analysis on their Twitter/Jewbook feeds but need some good data to start with. Cruz and Mrs. Breakdown, of course, but who else?
ayy
>>68762926
I don't care much for him either ,but anytime Guam is mentioned in mainstream media we go crazy. Our guys are pretty tough too. Jon Tuck(a local mma guy) got picked to go to ufc tough enough. Fought with a broken toe that was bent backward. Still tried to kick the opponent with it. Even Dana white was cringing.
>>68760639
>leaf
Might as well take your shilling somewhere else faggot. We cannot be swayed by any means.
>>68762953
Please make this happen.
Holy shit.
PAGE NINE NOW
NEW THREAD WHEN?
>>68762953
old, old news
>>68763165
No, he won't do that. He's known from the beginning that she did it with him. He's been keeping her close for that very reason. It will be glorious when the words come out of her mouth: "I had sex with Ted Cruz. He said I was better than his wife." She'll have pictures of him naked and he won't be able to deny.
It will be magnificent!
>>68763165
ABSOLUTELY not. She's the victim here, manipulated by her then-boss into degrading herself.
>>68763213
That's misinfo. Shapiro as editor at large didn't have the pull to kill that story. Bannon and a handful of other higher ups did, but Shapiro didn't.
>>68763273
That hurts to think about.
>>68763213
>Shapiro held back the story
if they could actually link that it would amazing
>>68763165
He knew from the beginning.
damn
>>68762934
>entire media ignoring it
They must be hoping that Cruz wins so that they can "confirm" it later.
They have all been waiting for Carter to speak for 5 hours.
>>68762964
>Its over guys since we touched this story its fake
Says increasingly nervous shillbot for 10000th time
>>68763360
FIVE GALS
>>68763092
I'm local though. The worst liberals i et are dependapatamus'. Aka military wives.
>>68762964
>the same guy who did stupid shit so that 4chan would give him his story
>>68762685
He literally gained no definition. He looks less degenerate in the before picture. Can you just open paint and draw me to the areas he gained definition in? Or mass? Maybe I'm just being retarded and and helped him gain a lot of STRENGTH which is not visible, in that case would by my bad, but still..
>>68763316
>>68763319
>>68763337
True, but maybe she was to be a martyr all along and fall on her sword.
It might be hard to keep her around considering she has the stink of Cruz on her now.
>>68763360
Cruz is the biggest piece of shit in the history of American politics
>>68763270
OH SHIT
HE DELETED IT
>>68763364
Giving them the benefit of the doubt, they are likely researching frantically before running with the story. There's a lot of circumstantial evidence that Cruz cheated like hell, but that doesn't mean you run with it before doing stuff like calling the campaign for comment, drafting up a story, etc.
If this news hasn't broken on most major news orgs (especially Fox News, which is pretty popular with the "moral majority" types) in a few days, then we know they're trying to bury it.
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Nero deleted tweet very quickly
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k, i'll create one
>>68762076
Film theorists actually did a pretty good video on that
>>68762526
i thought it was just an anonymous source and not gayfox fags
>>68763553
Something is going on.
Get in here you lazy fucks
>>68763606
Get in here you lazy fucks
>>68763606
Get in here you lazy fucks
>>68763606
Get in here you lazy fucks
>>68763606
Get in here you lazy fucks
>>68763606
Get in here you lazy fucks
>>68763606
Scumbags push stories like this.
>>68760448
>tfw I'm friends with Matt Walsh's wife IRL
Nice girl, two beautiful white children.
>>68760348
hello rato
baby, come on
>>68763600
Gawker was going to run the story anyway
>>68763520
She's a very versatile tool to keep for Trump. She'll stay as his spokeswoman and continue to wreak havoc in interviews as the hurricane that she is.
>>68763650
HELO RATO
>>68760348
hello, rato!
>>68763654
You know what you have to do.
>>68760639
don't tread on me babe
>>68762964
>Adrian Chen
>https://twitter.com/AdrianChen/status/572572580734996480
>>68760270
Meatball sub from D'Angelos, feels good man.
Ruh oh
https://twitter.com/MichelleFields/status/713376352536137728
Kasich can't win. Ted destroyed by snot rocket and sex scandel.
We did it boys. Meme magic works again, Trump literally can't lose now. GG no RE.
>>68762289
Screenshots and saved for later. Big we can take tin lizzy down also that's just icing on the cake.
>>68761623
to be fair, cruz destroyed his own life by being a lying, rapist.
we just let people know about it.
>>68761296
Scooped just means that another journalist published his story (he had the information, but somebody else beat him to publishing). He should have published it the day Shapiro left.
