Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story NOW CONFIRMED
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute
Amanda Carpenter directs press to her lawyer, BASED HURRICANE KATRINA denies going anywhere near the snake's snake
OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE BEN SHAPIRO FOR HIDING THIS STORY AT BREITBART
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal
Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
==================================
The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
===============================
THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>Story broken by same journalist as John Edwards scandal
>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
ARCHIVE EVERYTHING BEFORE POSTING ITT:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now/
PREV THREAD: >>68770539
>>68775702
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THIS IS FROM????
Any wins of the alleged women?
TedScruz sucks, it won't attract anyone
Go back to including the word Scandal in it
>>68775702
>trump campaign resorting to tranny rumors on 4chan
Trump campaign confirmed for desperate af
http://dcwhispers.com/report-cruz-campaign-prepared-sex-scandal-story-several-weeks/
Cruz knew this shit was going to get out
real thread best thread
>>68775768
That looks like Heidi Cruz ...on the right...
american OP only true thread
FIND THE HOOKER, FIND THE TEACHER
THE TEACHER WILL BE EASIER, BUT WITH VIGILANCE AND AUTISM WE CAN DO BOTH
DO NOT ALLOW SHILLS TO SIDETRACK THE THREAD
>>68775891
can anyone pasta the text from the article?
Man, Ted Cruz's wife really looks like Glen Quagmire.
>>68775702
>>68775778
>>68775768
>must find original
>>68776016
hello r a t o
>>68775768
American Pie
so the boogermonster blamed the Enquirer on Trump kek
what did she mean by this?
>>68776145
confirmed
We need a new gay hashtag with the word Gate in it
>>68776016
This whole yellow journalism tabloid shit is disgraceful.
>>68776037
I actually directed the previous thread to make this one because I was falling asleep but was still awake and nobody had made it yet
The other one was made by a Canadian who used an outdated OP so we can use either or
#Cuban Mistress Crisis
>>68776275
#CruzGate or #TedGate
>>68776050
>>68776165
That's what I thought. I found it on Twitter. How do people on twitter have shit like this before we do?? How is all this shit happening at once??
>>68776275
the word Scandal.............
CheaTEDScandal?
>>68775702
>Meme magic keeps happening
>Sudden boom
>Some /pol/acks still remember this
>we are know in a different universe
>some forget completely
What would the new universe hold?
>>68776216
she is not being subtle at all
/pol/ you've gone too far this time
>>68776275
Fuck off, the hashtag is fine as is. All gate hashtags are autistic.
>>68776216
That she is covering her own ass, and not that of anyone else.
>>68776250
YES, just found North Dakota 2 minutes ago and now you, now all I need is Mississippi, THANKS!
What a great day for flag collecting!
>>68776216
she's drawing attention to the story while pretending not to be involved, high road, etc.
this was done for exposure. it's the only way she can spread the word
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApdQABIaP_o
based DAHBOO picked it up
How many empires did Kek destroy with his meme magic before this one?
If some of these allegations don't stick soon, it's going to be be bad for Trump
When it was brought up to Cruz and Carpenter they both used it as an opportunity to attack Trump and that's the only side we're hearing ATM
>>68776275
Gate tags are gay, and played out. Try something new.
#CubanBimboCrisis
#LusTED
If you have to use gate, mention the source:
#EnquirerGate
>>68776145
Ben is the tranny!
>>68775702
el psy congroo
You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on twitter by agents.
We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.
If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.
I REPEAT:
You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on twitter by agents.
We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.
If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.
I REPEAT:
You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on twitter by agents.
We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.
If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.
>>68776579
doesn't matter
it gives you ammunition to fight against cruztards
>A nervous rat appears
>>68776437
>What would the new universe hold?
Energy. Lots of it.
"The Cuban Mistress Crisis"
http://www.conservativeoutfitters.com/blogs/news/94574273-8-things-you-need-to-know-about-ted-cruzs-sex-scandal
Odds are Breitbart sat on this story until Trump said it was okay and then outsourced it to the National Enquirer to avoid being completely ignored? They do have a very close relationship and seemingly had the story already. The timing is awfully convenient too.
blox blox
>>68776275
#cruzsexscandal is trending again, it's fine
>>68776379
#ScandalGaTED
Guys, the meme magic is coming full circle.
DID TAY KNOW ABOUT THIS BEFOREHAND?
ARE THERE MORE THAN 5 GIRLS?
THE ABSOLUTE
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
>>68776842
![CeaOZXlXIAEJ9Lf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zlyg8fv.jpg "CeaOZXlXIAEJ9Lf[1].jpg")
SPREAD THIS SHIT LIKE WILDFIRE
https://twitter.com/PoliJunkie2016/status/713414158423818240
>https://twitter.com/PoliJunkie2016/status/713414158423818240
https://twitter.com/PoliJunkie2016/status/713414158423818240
>https://twitter.com/PoliJunkie2016/status/713414158423818240
https://twitter.com/PoliJunkie2016/status/713414158423818240
>https://twitter.com/PoliJunkie2016/status/713414158423818240
GOGOGOGOGOGO
>>68776842
>>68776916
Cool just worried about the censorship
My gut is telling me that Breitbart will drop the story on Easter
>>68776959
pls be real.
>>68776437
More memes
MEMES ARE INFINITE
REPRESENTED BY A SYMBOL OF A WORM EATING ITS OWN TAIL
WHEN THE MEMES REACH CONVERGANCE, ALL WILL BECOME ONE
WE WILL COLLECTIVELY BOND AS ONE ABSOLUTE BEING POWERED BY THE ART OF SELF-REPLICATION
HAIL KEK, LORD OF CHAOS
>>68776949
TAY KNEW
>>68776959
fake account leaf
>>68776646
>>68776959
THE LEGITIMATE MADMAN
>>68776959
Not trump
>>68776337
This tbqhfam
#cubanmistresscrisis
>>68776947
What the hell Ben do all day?
>>68776949
dear god there is just too much for this not to be true
>>68776949
HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS
TED CRUZ IS ZODIAC KILLER CONFRMED
>>68776959
SADLY ITS NOT TRUMP, JUST A FAN
ABORT HYPE
story was just mentioned on MSNBC
>>68776880
>How do we get this story taken seriously?
>Put it in the National Enquirer.
>>68776985
Straight smeared theyself when they boinked Ted desu senpai
OH FUG
>>68776959
leaf pls
>>68776947
When will they learn
>>68776842
underrated
>>68775702
Cruz on Enquirer piece: "It is garbage, complete & utter lies. It is a tabloid smear and it has come from Donald Trump and his henchmen."
http://www.salon.com/2016/03/25/ted_cruzs_sex_rumors_of_all_the_reasons_cruz_shouldnt_be_president_infidelity_alone_shouldnt_be_one_of_them/
BUT MUH SLUUUUUUT-SHAMIIIIIIING!
>>68775702
This only goes to prove how shallow and vacuous women are. Cruz is objectively ugly as fuck and only has the title senator going for him.
>>68777144
>Implying
They won't attack Cruz, they want Cruz to face hillary in the general, not Trump.
>>68777003
except tiger never had a love child or sex tape
maybe pick the enquirer that reveals he was cheating, not one that has false info
>>68777144
Oh shit we WWE now
>>68777003
OH FUCK THE TIGER WOODS STORY
Totally forgot they broke that
>>68776646
Nice try guy
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A SEX SCANDAL
https://youtu.be/w6zV0hYKqy4
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A SEX SCANDAL
https://youtu.be/w6zV0hYKqy4
>>MEME MAGIC NOW APPROACHING SINGULARITY; RECONNECTING TO BERENSTEIN UNIVERSE SOON
someone explain me?
>>68777144
IT'S GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN
>>68777144
Also
>1.5 million followers
>Digits
>>68775702
>>68777133
Well if it came from Breitbart the msm would try to dismiss it as Trump Pravda propaganda. And do you remember how hard they colluded to cover up the Weiner thing?
>>68777144
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY
Jim Ross tweet when?
>>68775702
Pile on. Kick the Canuck whens he's down.
VOTE IN THE POLL
@loyregacy
>>68777191
>it's really, honestly, unquestionably happening
We did it. We really fuckin did it. Jesus Christ.
>>68775702
>RECONNECTING TO BERENSTEIN UNIVERSE SOON
I FUCKING KNEW IT
I KNEW THE LIBKEKS WERE BEHIND THE WHOLE STAIN THING
>>68775702
This meme magic meme just became funny to me.
>>68776573
ALL OF THEM. THE FIRST SHALL BE LAST AND THE LAST SHALL BE FIRST.
KEK IS INFINITE IN HIS WISDOM, AND SO TOO IS HIS AVATAR
MAGA
>>68777293
This meme is too dank for me fampai...
>>68777386
well I guess it's settled then
guardian uk reporting it
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2016/mar/25/republicans-delegate-fight-donald-trump-ted-cruz-kasich-election-2016
WHO
IS
LOLLIPOP????
>the melania trump story didn't come from us
>THE ENQUIRER STORY CAME FROM TRUMP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68777436
where do i get one of these things?
i want one so bad
> tfw u may never own a rare kek statue from amazon
>>68777373
So in certain situations, these tabloid rags are used as leak vectors?
Guise are we sure that victim No 2 can't be Michell Fields? She ws an 'embedded' reporter in the Cruz campaign when she tried the take down on Corey. She got her break into 'journalism' when she took on Matt Damon about teachers' tenure. Could the 'she's a teacher' thing in the NE article be some kind of cryptic and not direct clue? Is it posible?
MICK FOLEY has tweeted about it. That'll put a lot of butts in the seats.
>>68777191
Is it slowly beginning to go mainstream?
Does the story lack legs
Aside from the dodgy $500k donation to Carly
>>68777144
DING DONG
THE RAT IS DEAD
Never forget the excuses.
I won't lie Rato was a tough opponent
>>68776646
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
>>68777503
Oh FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKK
>>68776275
#snakegate
He let his snake slip into 5 people!
>>68777183
We Trump's henchmen now. Well done, /pol/, we're moving on up. We the new Brown Shirts.
>>68776304
h
>>68776504
How do you see states
Drumpfkins attacked an innocent woman, Amanda Carpenter, just because she doesnt fall in line and worship Trump like you bootlickers
You fascists deserve worse than hell.
>>68777505
>>68777578
It's not her, fuck off Bong.
>>68777578
Different background and anyone could wear the same colored shirt
>>68776646
cuck spotted
>>68777505
a tranny prostitue who fucked FagTED in the arse, hence 'the thorn in your flesh'.
>>68777503
I forgot how the hell couldn't the British media not be all over this
>>68777578
NO!
Fuck you.
Same picture or gtfo.
>>68776646
>Canadian threatening lawful action
You guys aren't even at war with terrorists, I'd love the see your internet law
>>68776646
Looks like the law will have to go after hundreds of thousands of people LOL
>>68777474
i heard something about this earlier today.
Any truth to Cruz being found out in the ashley madison hack?
>>68777144
I want to hear Conan's take on this.
>>68777653
When the Red Hats came for the Muslims,
I remained silent;
I was not a Muslim.
When they came for the Mexicans,
I remained silent;
I was not a Mexican.
When they came for the fifth estate,
I did not speak out;
I was not a journalist.
And then they stopped coming because a lot of problems were solved, I cracked open a beer, and started to Make America Great Again.
>>68776646
fuck off csis
>>68777653
TrumpenStaffel
>>68776842
>>68776646
>all these silly /pol/acks thinking the msm is going to bring this story
>>68777778
flaghunters on github
>When you have 5 affairs and your email is found in the Ashley Madison leak
>>68777704
>>68776959
Not trump.
@therealdonaldtrump
>>68777578
It could certainly be possible, and if so, it'd explain why that kike Shapiro buried the story for as long as he could.
Pursue this avenue, /pol/, tell us what you find.
>>68777679
>>68777778
https://github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-4chan
>>68777869
already has you dumb nigger
>>68777503
TRIPS OF GOD
>>68777708
>>68777734
>>68777761picture? We'
B-b-but we've all been looking for hours and nothing comes up, what if it isn't an internet available picture? We'll never find the poor victim and offer her our support.
>>68777133
The NE was just a conduit to get the story out there. It is and gaining traction. People will start digging now. The truth will come out.
>>68777578
Doubt it, the clues for the 1st three were direct so they couldn't just throw us a curveball and give us something indirect for the others. Although who knows, there is a thing in psychology called a fixed heuristic approach were we can't think outside the box when solving a problem so who knows. But for now I really doubt she could be the second 1.
>>68777231
They care more about good ratings. This shit is the shit to talk about today, especially considering the fact that it broke on Good Friday.
>>68777293
Top meme
>>68777890
Does it show things besides US states? I wanna collect Saskatchewan.
>>68776145
I need this in gif form
>>68777293
THE MEMES NOW COALESCE INTO ONE FINAL, ULTIMATE SHAPE
SOON SHALL BE THE TIME OF THE RECKONING
THE DAY OF THE ROPE IS NOT FAR OFF, WEARY TRAVELERS UPON THIS PATH OF LIGHT
https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/713418493614366720
>>68777806
>>68775702
I'm am now a Trump Henchman. Henchman sounds so much cooler than a Cruzmissle.
Remember, anons.
REMEMBER
>>68777631
Oh shit. I finally remember. This was a pretty big deal on /pol/ when he first tweeted it and then he never delivered. All the primaries and caucuses distracted us.
>>68777869
It's been reported by the MSM nigger
>>68777704
>>68777869
Even the MSM can't resist a good ol' fashioned political sex scandal.
>>68776646
TED CRUZ IS CANADIAN!!!
>>68778005
>file name
Snip snip motherfucker.
>>68776367
#cuban mistress crisis
>>68777922
Wow its almost like im on /b/ via 2007, I fucking hate newfags that think theyre posting some new hot impressive meme and its some decade old shit meme that us 4chan veterans know
>>68777938
>it's has the perfect angle
>preacherman who commits sodomy
>no one has brought it yet
You think they need more than 14 hours to confirm this story? kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFDca4feM8o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFDca4feM8o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFDca4feM8o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFDca4feM8o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFDca4feM8o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFDca4feM8o
>/pol/ rigging the election this hard
We're the new Illuminati, aren't we?
>>68777293
Love dancing Trump memes.
>>68776118
This story looks totally bogus but here's your pasta (1/2)
Republican presidential candidate Ted Crus is the target of a vicious "dirty tricks" campaign!
Political operatives are compiling an explosive "dirt file" on the finger-wagging, conservative senator from Texas, The National ENQUIRER has learned.
"They're outrageous claims, but private investigators are diggin into at least five affairs Ted Cruz supposedly had! The leaked details are an attempt to destroy what's left of his White House campaign!" a political snitch told The ENQUIRER.
Asked about Ted's cheating rumors, top political consultant Roger Stone - a former aide to Donald Trump - told The ENQUIRER: "These stories have been swirling around Cruz for some time, I believe where there is smoke there is fire. I have to believe this will hurt him with his evangelical Christian supporters."
On March 11, the website thepoliticalinsider.com reported: "A Ted Cruz SEX SCANDAL appears to be looming?"
Four days later, on March 15, RadarOnline.com reported that an individual purporting to be a representative of the hacker group Anonymous posted a disturbing Twitter video that threatens to expose "very dirty secrets," including information about Ted "visiting prostitutes!"
The ENQUIRER is withholding the names of the women who are said to be linked to the hot-blooded Canadian-born father of two.
But according to the rumors, the first woman is a foxy political consultant who once worked for the 45-year-old candidate, and is now associated with another political campaign.
"'Randy Ted' supposedly had a romp with her in a closet at a Republican state convetion," dished a snitch.
The woman involved has denied rumors of an affair with Ted, and blamed the leaks on "political hacks."
The second woman has been described to The ENQUIRER as a "pretty 30-ish Washington, D.C., lawyer who works in politics," according to a source.
Our power has been recognised
http://www.dailydot.com/politics/cruz-sex-scandal-trump-reddit-4chan-dash/
MAKE SURE TO MAKE THE #GOODFRIDAY CONNECTION!!!
THE EMPEROR WANTED THIS TO BLOW UP ON THIS DAY, FOR HE HAS GREAT FORESIGHT.
#GOODFRIDAY
#GOODFRIDAY
#GOODFRIDAY
#GOODFRIDAY
#CruzSexScandal is the spear, and #GoodFriday with it is the memetic poison!
>>68778121
TopKEK
>>68778138
Oh, so Trump is the rat
>>68777231
>>68777987
No no, they're saving it in hopes that Cruz will win the nomination where they will unload it full salvo.
>>68778157
>>68776118
(2/2)
Their relationships may have begun after she was recruited to work for Ted's U.S. Senate campaign, and continued even after she moved on to other political consulting jobs.
"It's alleged that Ted hooked up with her at the Republican Capitol Hill Club in a private room," the insider blabbed.
Another snitch said a third woman connected to Ted is apparently "a hot babe who once worked" on one of his campaigns.
According to the source, the two were caught "getting cozy" on the campaign trail.
The fourth woman, according to another insider, is said to be "a sexy Austin schoolteacher" who may have had a fling with Ted after he was apointed Texas Solicitor General.
Ted's fifth lover is purported to be a "$1000-a-night" Washington, D.C., call girl.
"Ted supposedly had it on with a prostitute," said the source.
The ENQUIRER has already reported Ted's booze-fueled past.
Ted confessed to a drinking bust on his application for his appointment as Texas Solicitor General in February 2003.
The ENQUIRER has also reported his wife Heidi's bizarre behavior during a shocking incident that caught the attention of poilce.
Cops found Heidi near a busy highway at 10 p.m. on Aug. 22, 2005.
According to Austin police, a passerby saw Heidi sitting "with her head in her hands" on the grass near an expressway.
Heidi told cops she had "walked away from her home." After speaking with her husband, an officer said, "I believed that... she was a danger to herself."
Now, as cheating rumors swirl around the White House wannabe, a political blogger has said "Cruz's image as a Christian Family Man is utterly destroyed." - NE
>>68777631
I'm embarrassed that I let that slide after a week of hearing no follow-up.
C O N F I R M E D
>>68777704
She took Cruz's dick, she took his money, and she flushed his malformed bastard down the toilet.
Instant Karma. So sad!
>>68778189
I fucking hate Internet journalists
>>68777935
How do you see names next to countries like Clover? Got an addon for that?
>CRUZ JUST UPDATED HIS FACEBOOK
I want to be crystal clear: these attacks are garbage. For Donald J. Trump to enlist his friends at the National Enquirer and his political henchmen to do his bidding shows you that there is no low Donald won’t go.
These smears are completely false, they’re offensive to Heidi and me, they’re offensive to our daughters, and they’re offensive to everyone Donald continues to personally attack.
Donald Trump’s consistently disgraceful behavior is beneath the office we are seeking and we are not going to follow.
on a serious note, has anyone tried calling the reporter anonymously and asking for any facts to back this up? i know its a long shot but it could work
>>68776646
Why are all Canadians suddenly Cruz Internet Defense Force?
and good luck, I'm behind 7 proxies
/pol/ had nothing to do with this spreading, stop giving yourself so much credit Drumpfkins
>>68778196
Imagine all those Evnegelical churches not knowing what to preach about all Good Friday and Easter Sunday. Fuckin Jeebus freaks will go mad.
>>68778030
Holy fucking shit.
>CRUZ JUST UPDATED HIS FACEBOOK STATUS
>CRUZ JUST UPDATED HIS FACEBOOK STATUS
TED CRUZ:
I want to be crystal clear: these attacks are garbage. For Donald J. Trump to enlist his friends at the National Enquirer and his political henchmen to do his bidding shows you that there is no low Donald won’t go.
These smears are completely false, they’re offensive to Heidi and me, they’re offensive to our daughters, and they’re offensive to everyone Donald continues to personally attack.
Donald Trump’s consistently disgraceful behavior is beneath the office we are seeking and we are not going to follow.
>>68777556
Just a theory, but as people are pointing out, if tabloids are good at one thing, it's braking sex scandals.
>>68778326
Because cruz is a canadian traitor, and cucknadians are A FUCKING LEAF
>>68778138
>squeak
>squeak
>squeak
>>68776959
not real.
>>68775702
Link on Shapiro shutting it down?
IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER
>>68778347
First you tell us we can't get this to spread and now that it's spreading you're telling us it's not our doing? Fuck off shill.
>>68778139
outplaying the jews
add #CubanMistressCrisis to your tweets!
>MESSAGE FROM CRUZ ON FACEBOOK
Ted Cruz:
I want to be crystal clear: these attacks are garbage. For Donald J. Trump to enlist his friends at the National Enquirer and his political henchmen to do his bidding shows you that there is no low Donald won’t go.
These smears are completely false, they’re offensive to Heidi and me, they’re offensive to our daughters, and they’re offensive to everyone Donald continues to personally attack.
Donald Trump’s consistently disgraceful behavior is beneath the office we are seeking and we are not going to follow.
>>68778375
NICE FIND BY OUR FELLOW CANADIAN
>>68776367
no "gate" shit
i vote for "cruz-dicking"
>>68778139
Praise Kek, Make America Great Again.
>>68778347
Holy fuck I hate this Drumpf meme. Bill Clinton was born "William Jefferson Blythe" but no one makes fun of him for that. Trump was BORN Trump, and this Drumpf shit is from some distant ancestor. There is no better example of liberal tribal mentality and lack of independent thought.
>>68776646
>if you want to save massive fines
>not avoid
jesus, you'd think shitposters would at least check their grammar
>>68778377
What a rat-faced liar
>>68778377
>his political henchmen
We're a movement
>2 consenting adults have sex
>"scandal"
Drumpfkins are getting pathetic, theyre scared, they saw Cruz surge 19% in natiowide polls after Rubio dropped out and Drumpf basically stayed the same
So much desperation, a buncha men that jack off to anime trying to take the moral high ground, amazing
>>68778030
HELP SPREAD
https://twitter.com/IAmVerySilky/status/713420485166559232
>>68778053
>REMEMBER
REMEMBER
>REMEMBER
REMEMBER
>REMEMBER
REMEMBER
>REMEMBER
REMEMBER
>>68777704
>still trying to force the Drumpf meme
You should join Cruz's wife and kill yourself already.
>>68777397
It's funny how /pol/ was supposed to be a containment board. It's now clear that it's anything but that...
If you a create a place where 100s of politically-charged autists can communicate and build movements then it's obvious that more than just neo-nazi shitposting will come of it.
/pol/ now actively affects the news. Tay was just a glimpse of it but this Cruz scandal is proof that when this board puts its mind to something they can achieve something big. This story only got the legs because of anons constantly tweeting about it to get it trending. Now it's being discussed on CNN and Cruz's campaign is all but finished. An entire presidential campaign brought down by neets.
The power this board has managed to amass is truly staggering if not slightly scary. 2016 truly is the year of memes and /pol/ is the most powerful player in the game.
>>68778053
EXACTLY THIS!
John Edwards denied, denied, and denied at first. The media tried to ignore it too.
It all came out eventually.
>>68778196
This. This. Holy fuck wait until those fundie Christcucks see their golden rat smeared for infidelity with 5 women.
Although this might only make him even more popular with the Mormons.
The Enquirer better have some good evidence for everything it's claiming, or we're screwed. Cruz will be able to claim the moral high ground, since Trump's connections with the Enquirer's editor can't be denied.
IF IT'S FALSE WHERE IS THE LAWSUIT, WHY IS THE ARTICLE STILL ONLINE?
>>68777241
he did bone the chick
>>68777578
same picture or gtfo pls
>>68778249
>"$1000-a-night" Washington, D.C., call girl.
post links so others can help
lets start cruising the high-end online classifieds and find her
>>68776524
She was one of the ones accused
>>68777293
this really is the next step in meme-tastic warfare.
short, viral youtube clips for normies
DAMAGE
CONTROL
CRUZ JUST ATTACKED DONALD BOYS
>Now Trump can respond
>RIP Rato
>>68778538
Marriage, he's a liar and a cheat.
>>68778464
ayy
>>68778053
Oh no. Does this mean Hurricane Katrina is pregnant with a rat baby?
>>68777832
It's fourth estate, not fifth estate.
>>68778657
WHAT
A
FUCKING
FAGGOT
HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>>68778011
consider them checked
>>68778657
OKAY DON, SHOW HIM HOW IT'S DONE.
>>68778657
>(((Crystal))) Clear
/pol/ was right again!
For Trump to do this, he must be desperate.
The only reason I think Trump is doing this is because Cruz is catching up and may cockblock him at the convention.
Trump needs to secure delegates badly to avoid the contested convention.
This tabloid piece comes at the heels of Cruz securing key spots that could sway a contested convention his way. He may have basically taken up to 10 delegates from Trump in Louisiana this week.
>>68778657
POST THIS TO THOSE FAGGOTS:
https://twitter.com/IAmVerySilky/status/713420961438109697
HE IS USING THE SAME FUCKING PLAYBOOK
>>68778555
This is going to go down in the pol hall of fame.
>>68778377
enlisted (us as) his political henchmen
When did he enlist us? I've just been doing this for the lulz.
>>68778300
Of course he denies it. Do not let up!
>>68778668
Watch Trump take the high road on this one
>>68778538
>Running on wholesome Christian values
>Adultery
-busTED
They remove the Cruz hashtag from the trending list. We have to come up with something fast, and it must be a Safe For Work #.
>>68778769
>$0.05 has been deposited into your account
>>68778555
Memes must flow. The childless virgins who masturbate to anime in their parent's basements just derailed the election and destroyed a top presidential candidate.
>>68778657
Holy shit, he did it. That's a textbook formulaic denial
>>68778377
Updated to single?
Also checked
>>68776646
FREE SPEECH
>>68778657
Fuck that booger eating lying rat.
What a cuck.
>>68776367
#inbedwithTed
It works on two meanings, because Goldman Sachs is also #inbedwithTed
>>68778657
Why does he keep mentioning Trump when Trump hasn't said jack shit about this yet?
He's playing right into Trump trap card. Now Trump can talk about it with the excuse, "Lying Ted's accused me of getting the story started."
>>68778769
>A FUCKING SHILL
>>68778657
>Trump controls National Enquirer
Lyin' Ted is fucking desperate.
Maybe one of the women is a duggar.
it comes down to what politics always comes down to
find the hooker
>>68778657
>increasing nervous man
>>68778419
>Wait - what?
kek
>>68776842
NEED NEW THREAD
>>68778053
>political candidate John Edwards
Up until now I thought they were talking about the fake psychic guy with the TV show.
>>68778822
#CheaTED
