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Ted Cruz: SEX SCANDAL. POL GETS THINGS DONE. MEME WARFARE EDITION
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Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story NOW CONFIRMED
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute
Amanda Carpenter directs press to her lawyer, BASED HURRICANE KATRINA denies going anywhere near the snake's snake

OBJECTIVE: KEEP THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER

OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE BEN SHAPIRO FOR HIDING THIS STORY AT BREITBART

Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
Dying
>#CubanMistressCrisis
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal


Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.

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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter

PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT

@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier

STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>Story broken by same journalist as John Edwards scandal

>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865

ARCHIVE EVERYTHING BEFORE POSTING ITT:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now/


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He's a nasty guy.
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LYIN' TED'S OFFICIAL RESPONSE
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>>68780960
We're henchmen, guys!
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>HIS EMAIL WAS FOUND ON THE ASHLEY MADDISON LIST
HIS EMAIL WAS FOUND ON THE ASHLEY MADDISON LIST
>HIS EMAIL WAS FOUND ON THE ASHLEY MADDISON LIST
HIS EMAIL WAS FOUND ON THE ASHLEY MADDISON LIST
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THE EMPEROR WANTED THIS TO BLOW UP ON THIS DAY, FOR HE HAS GREAT FORESIGHT.

In the Bible, it often refers to sex as one person lying with another. Anyone who has some familiarity with the Bible will now see the double meaning behind "lyin' Ted.

MAKE SURE TO MAKE THE #GOODFRIDAY CONNECTION!!!

#GOODFRIDAY
#GOODFRIDAY
#GOODFRIDAY
#GOODFRIDAY

#CruzSexScandal is the spear, and #GoodFriday with it is the memetic poison!!
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>>68780960
You mean reddit gets things done. /pol/ dindu nuffin.
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GET THE MEMES RUNNING

ANY MEMES MADE POST THEM

THIS. IS. MEME WARFARE.
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Stop trying to fuck up the system, Donald wants single payer health care
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>>68781252
top banter.
I rate it 9/11
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Ted's #pleasurecruz
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Reminder if you want to buy rare trumpcoins do it now before the price skyrockets.
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>>68781235
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>>68781093
Took him awhile to give an answer.

He was awake when the scandal broke.
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>>68781542
500K Tweets - good luck faggot.
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>>68781252
/pol/ is a board of peace. You can't hold us all responsible for the actions of a small minority of our board-goers.

>t. moderate /pol/ user
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Queen saved from last thread
>>68780911
Kek has willed it with Dubs
>we Berenstein universe again
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Someone e-mail Amanda Carpenter's husband Chris Kinnan ([email protected]) and say "If you want proof of the affair, let me know." Post how he responds.
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So lyin Ted says he's not responsible for SuperPAC ads attacking Melania, but then blames Trump for Enquirer story?
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Guise, I'm starting to think victim No 2 is Michell Fields. Look, we havent come up with an exact image match after hours of searching but this only means that there isn't one. There have literally been hundreds, probably thousands of us searching online for about 13-15 hours and nada.

More likely that the image is a screengrab from a video and Michelle is well known for making shitty videos, that's why we cant get an exact match. She also got her break as a 'reporter' by questioning teacher's tenure so this might be a cryptic clue rather than a direct clue.

I know the others are direct clues but maybe they wanted this one to be hard to find and wanted it to be a slow burn for whatever reason.

remember, Jewpiro buried the SexTED story AND Michelle over Corey and then 'resigned' suddenly. Maybe he was protecting her from more than just the Corey hitjob?
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>>68781093
>I'm offended.
>You need to stop.
>That settles that.

You don't have enough victim privilege for that to work Teddyboy.

YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE! REEEEEEE!
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>>68781542
TED CRUZ IS CANADIAN
FLAG CONFIRMS
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Was it a honeypot?
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>>68781235

IT HAPPENED
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>>68780960

Why are you trying to ruin this innocent poor man's life with slander?
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#GoodFriday #lusTED #CruzSexScandal #TedScruz #Unfaithful #TedCruz #CruzScandal #LyinTed #CruzCrew #CruzControl
LYIN' LYIN' TED. LYIN TED WE CALL HIM. HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH AND THEN HE LIES.
THE EMPEROR WANTED THIS TO BLOW UP ON THIS DAY, FOR HE HAS GREAT FORESIGHT.

In the Bible, it often refers to sex as one person lying with another. Anyone who has some familiarity with the Bible will now see the double meaning behind "lyin' Ted. (Evangelical voters)

MAKE SURE TO MAKE THE #GOODFRIDAY CONNECTION!!!

#GOODFRIDAY
#GOODFRIDAY
#GOODFRIDAY
#GOODFRIDAY

#CruzSexScandal is the spear, and #GoodFriday with it is the memetic poison!
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>>68781788
over 100 tweets per minute in #cruzsexscandal

>Ruin an innocent man's life with slander?
>innocent
>slander
Try again.
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>>68781788
Because, he's not innocent and its not slander.
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>>68781788
>Innocent

he's trying to oppose the God Emperor which is high treason
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>>68781852
SexTED
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>>68781788
hello ted
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>>68781758
I bet her honey was sweet
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>Trump and Cruz go MAD over all their attacks
>both campaigns are kill
>Kasich becomes the nominee as the last man standing

The man is just biding his time.
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https://www.kikebook.com/tedcruzpage/?fref=ts
If you have kikebook you need to upvote Anthony's comment. We need to control the narrative.
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>>68781727
It could be any generic bitch with brown hair.
We got nothin on this one.
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>>68781235
did you even read the piece in your image?
you are unbelievably stupid
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>/pol/ gets things done
dude it was going to be a thing regardless - once one news outlet of any note releases something, everybody fucking will just to keep up
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>>68781949
He needs 120% of the remaining delegates to win
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Very presidential of Cruz to take the high road. Trump is finished.
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>>68782029

Actually the media is still trying to keep this quiet.

How much do they pay you? Fuck off
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#DisgracedPervertTed

>#DisgracedPervertTed

#DisgracedPervertTed

>#DisgracedPervertTed
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>>68782121
This story has been circling for a while now and it has nothing to do with Trump

Also Cruz didn't take the high road but blamed Trump without any evidence
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>>68782148
yeah, nah, grow up
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Great Friday or Greatest
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>>68782017
you dumb leaf you
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>>68781542

Ya sure ok then. Fuck off pls.
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>>68782212
U hve 2 g0 b4ck
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Ok but where's the evidence that anything the Enquirer published is true?
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There will be proof.
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>>68781974
We have that she was
>an embedded reporter on the Cruz campaign
>protected by Jewpiro, arch Cruzcuck
>is a babe with similar profile to the other babes on Rato's hitlist
>is dippy as fuck and would probbaly think fucking Rato would get her higher up the greasy pole
>is in a 'relationssip with the Weinstein dude from the daily caller which might as well be called the Daily Cruz

I am not saying its definitely her but we might want to keeo our minds open
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>>68781093
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>>68781727

Naw, look at the neck. Shit on the left is leathery.
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>>68782369
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What's happening lads?
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>>68782325
LEAD CAN'T EXPLAIN THE ASHLEY MADISON CONNECTION

CANADIANS FOR TED
TED IS CANADIAN
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>>68782325
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>>68781727
Hair is parted differently and in every picture I've seen of Michelle Fields her hair is parted at the side. It's not her.
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MSNBC reporter @HallieJackson shiling for Cruz saying that Trump started this.
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Any news outlet that picks this up, be sure to refresh the page a bunch of times to bumb their traffic numbers - making them more inclined to keep digging.
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>>68781714

OMG Amanda Carpenters husband!

That's hilarious.
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>>68782325
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you
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>>68782325
>>68781542
Holy shit, fuck off
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>>68782426
It
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>>68781714
Somebody do it up.
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>>68782325
It wasn't funny the first time you posted it. Fucking stop already
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Is this shit real? I wanna see El Rato go down in flames. I hope this doesn't backfire
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can this cancerous fuck do anything else than lying and blaming Trump for everything bad in this world? I genuinely hope that this scandal will ruin his life and also the life of his family
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>>68781542
I REPEAT

You are a massive fucking faggot
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>>68781542
Rato pls.
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CHICAGO
BRUSSELS
SEX SCANDAL

ALL TRUMP'S FAULT
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>>68782473
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dont forget pic related gents. we helped Ebola to spread, and it only stopped when we stopped. we affect reality in ways no group of autists on the internet can with just posts alone...we affected a god damn VIRUS.

Add ACTUAL grassroots posting on twitter, and just IMAGINE what we can accomplish. Keep it up you Glorious bastards.

and remember, Hitler was right ;)
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>>68782617
>i-it was him
>it was t-trump and his h-henchman
LYIN' TED
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KEEP PUMPING BOYS - FLUSH OUT THE RAT
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>>68782613

Yes it is real. We're just watching it marinate in the media right now.

Ted Cruz lawyers are busy today!
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if cruz campaign paid $500,000 to keep carly fiorino quiet i wonder how much he is paying these women to deny deny deny
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>>68781093
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>>68781093
>I have nothing to do with ads attacking Donald Trump's wife
>Trump is 100% responsible for the attacks against my character
What a hypocritical lying rat
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>>68782686

He's accused of fucking Michelle Fields, too?

gotta be bullshitting me.

How is Ted Cruz banging so many attractive women? The 14 inch cock?
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>>68782686

Well then.
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Shaprio is imploding. It's sad to watch.
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>>68781542
F R E E D O M O F S P E E C H
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>>68782686
Her hair seems to wavy. The mistress has really straight hair. Isn't she supposed to be a teacher, too?
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>>68782782
now I understand why running a campaign is so expensive
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>>68781714
cuck cuck cuck cuck
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Has anyone tried to get a hold of Jeb, Graham, etc for comment? They've endorsed Cruz -- surely they have something to say about this!
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>>68780960
Ted always reminded me of Quagmire from family guy.
>fucks and ducks
>looks similiar
>giggity giggity goo kinda sounds like rat noices
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cPFhYVXIAs
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>>68782852
link pls
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>>68782340
Where's the evidence that JFK nailed Marilyn? It's all just rumors and second hand gossip but that doesn't stop the world from seeing what is before their eyes.

Face it, this game was lost the second they were forced to comment on it.
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>>68782554
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https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/713428288190955524

oh my......
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>>68782846
no
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>>68781542
This is satire isnt it
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>>68780960
Why are we running with a National Enquirer story? Is every here underaged?
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>>68782977

https://twitter.com/benshapiro

This tweet is, "No, Ted Cruz didn't rape my mother. But I can't speak for anyone else's mother." Gross.
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>>68782852
no, it isn't, its great to watch, it's what we've been waiting for since months
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>>68783023
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
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>>68783043
Does it help the Washington Post has confirmed 2 of the women already?
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>>68783023
>https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/713428288190955524
Fuck yeah.
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e aren't the source for the Cruz sex scandal.

Journalists were. Ben "shalom" Shapiro killed the story at breitbart then the national enquirer got it and had the guy who broke the story on John Edwards write it.

We're just delighting in the scandal. We didn't have anything to do with it. Some of us managed to google image search 3 of the 5 women but drew a blank on the other 2.
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>>68781727
hairline looks different
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>>68783043
You don't seem to know shit.

NE was right about:
Edwards
Jackson
Woods
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>>68782782

Well now we knew what all those million dollar no interest loans were used for.
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I've noticed some (seemingly) normal people on twitter start to get annoyed with Cruz blaming Trump for everything
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Do you think the media will pick this up?

I have a feeling that most of this is fake. Do you think Cruz really did cheat?
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>>68783074
>>68782977
>>68783158
Reminder
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>>68783198
>Washington Post has confirmed 2 of the women
Confirm as in, these women do in fact exist on this planet, or confirm as in they really did have an affair?
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>>68783074
>https://twitter.com/benshapiro
This fucking jew is so triggered.
He cant stop tweeting.
hahahah
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>>68782480
Cucked by the BCC
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>>68782734
HE PICKS UP THE BIBLE
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>>68782422
>other women they casually smear
You mean like tha Lyin bitch Michelle fields?
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>>68783074
what a complete git
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>>68783439
The latter.
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>>68782782
what are you talking about? Source? keep quiet about what?
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>>68781727
dont listen to this faggot, hes been posting the same pasta since this morning, also the last two women is a teacher and a whore
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>>68782980
Look honey its your dad and someone who isn't your mommy
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>>68783008
BCC strikes again
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>>68782578

Let me be clear, it's a shill tactic. But it's over.

Looks like you guys won. I'm going to lose my job now. I don't even care if I'm exposed.
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>>68781714
>cucked by a Canadian rat
Are we back? Is the Canadian Cuck meme back?
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>>68781727
> this same fucking bong in every thread
FIND THE EXACT FUCKING PIC OR FUCK OFF, YOU POST THIS BULLSHIT IN EVERY THREAD. We went to check on that starting in the early am, and found ZERO PICTURES OF HER MATCHING THE SCRAMBLED IMAGE. Either find the fucking original pic or stop shitposting, it's a distraction every time. The liklihood that it's her is VERY LOW. Follow other leads or find her on your own.
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>>68783650
>$0.05 has been deposited into your account
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>>68783198
>>68783439
Some no name fuck says he can confirm it. No major outlet has said anything. Don't overplay our hand because right now it's enough that the story is out there and questions are being asked.

If you push this shit about specific people and it turns out not to be true nobody will bother following up on the story.
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>>68781949
>>68782092
brokered election will lead to them choosing BASED KASICH!
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"Lyin" Ted was a double entente the whole time
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>>68780960
#Goodfriday

Lyin Ted lies with other women besides his wife.
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>>68783760
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>>68782317

Fuckin retard just read the fucking article before spamming inane pngs. Multiple people could have used the same email type, even with "cruz" in it.
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>>68781727

Which of the 5 text descriptions - actually of the 2 remaining descriptions - are you claiming that Michelle Fields matches?
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>>68783760
>>68783848

This too. Who knows, there might be something here.
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so i just woke up, did we find the teacher yet?
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>>68783688
Then same fuckign REEEtard not able to read. Read what i wrote and then get soemone to explain it to you and maybe you will make progress.

Holy fuck, no wonder they want to get rid of Common Core with spastics like you as their product!
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What's the latest news bros?
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>>68782325
>we
As yes the Alliance of Canadian faggots
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>>68783439
>>68783505

Link??

Also anyone got the full National Enquirer article?
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>>68783875
I am not sure of anything but she has a loose association with 'teachers' so it would No 2 in hte NE line up.

It's just the search has drawn a blank on image searches, soI am guessing it is not that simple and maybe a video screengrab and she does a lot of videos.
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>>68783909
fields 2bh
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DONALD HASN'T TWEETED IN 20 HOURS

THIS MUST BE A RECORD

I CAN ONLY LAST SO LONG
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>>68784056

www.google.com
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>>68783786
Truth, they will elect him to be Cruz's VP.

Their logic will be Cruz+Kashik got more votes than trump, so it is fair.

What they really mean is please, let Hillary win the election, she is much closer to the core values of the GOP elite than Cruz or Donald, Plus we can probably win Senate and Congress for the next eight years easy.
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>>68784056
google it, you lazy fuck
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>>68783074
>https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/713429844302893056
Didn't all the Republican candidates sign a loyalty pledge to the Republican party? If so, refusing to support Trump would make that another Cruz lie
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>>68782325
>leaf still trying to force this shitty pasta

Kys
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>>68784216
Nice link.
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>>68784083
i think he will just tweet lying ted.
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>>68783921
> sounds of anal fisting noises
In every thread I explain it to you, in every thread you fucking dismiss it. No one is going to pour through hours of videos to find a fucking STILL IN A VIDEO WHEN THERE'S NO REASON FOR IT TO BE HER except that you really wish it was because it would BTFO jewpiro. That's nice, i like that idea too, but in every thread you pretend like you just fucking had the idea, or like we just started fucking vetting her, and I'm starting to think you're a shill intentionally trying to get everyone to chase shitty leads all day.

We have a basic idea of who the other two are, and Michelle Fields is not related to Cruz in any way pertaining to those descriptions. Outside of her connection to Kikebart, we have nothing, so watching hours of clips is something you should waste your time in private unless you're here trying to waste everyone's effort.
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>>68783848
>>68783900
Like I said, it's enough these people are talking, you don't need to connect the dots. I'm talking about thinks like saying "Shapiro killed the story" when we have no idea what the story was, Shapiro's involvement, or anything else.

Look into these things, for sure, but we can't go around treating our speculation as part of the narrative until its confirmed.
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>>68783458
Ben Shapiro, great guy! Suddenly starts supporting Lying Ted and attacking Trump - sad!
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>>68784216
Link or it didn't happen!
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>>68783198
It was the Washington Times

huge difference

Washington Times is a relatively minor paper, and it was just one of their writers. And they just fired him.
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>>68783509
Carly's campaign manager was one of the mistresses, Rato superpac sent 500k to Carly's superpac. At this point it is all speculation but looks an awful lot like hush money.

http://www.dangerandplay.com/2016/03/24/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-thoughts/
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>>68783480

HOLDS IT HIGH
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>>68784422
there is nothing for Ted to destroy in me. bring it you little bitch :^)
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CRUZ SPOKE ABOUT IT AND SAID THAT IT'S COMPLETELY FALSE.

I THOUGHT THAT HE WAS PRETTY CONVINCING, SO I'M THINKING THAT THIS WHOLE STORY IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT. JUST BECAUSE NATIONAL ENQUIRER HAS BEEN RIGHT BEFORE DOESN'T MEAN THAT THEY'RE INFALLIBLE.
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>>68784313
Holy Fuck, what do they put in the water where you come from to drop IQs to Equatorial Guinea levels?

I havent asked anyone to trawl through video, i am just confused why it has taken so long and can nly think thta this is avideo screen grab. And NO I am not claiming this is my idea, why the fuck would I do that, this is all anonymous, NO ONE here will EVER get any d=credit.

I just want to find victims 2 and 3 for the lulz and to drive more nails into SexTED's coffin.

What the fuck is wrong with you? We need to discuss all options and keep our minds open and not dismiss some options just because we found them too hard to comprehend.
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>>68784534
>they just fired him
No, they didn't, lol.
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>>68784349
I honestly don't know wtf is going on. This story confuses me.

All I do know is a few legitimate journalists seem to confirm there is a seed of truth here. beyond that, I have no opinion.
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>>68784422
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you
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>>68784251
the pledge was "to support the republican nominee, if I feel like everybody has been fair to me in every way by my own discretion"

basically, they have an easy out
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>>68784738
fuck off canada
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>>68784631
>CRUZ SPOKE ABOUT IT AND SAID THAT IT'S COMPLETELY FALSE.

I. DID NOT. HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS. WITH THAT WOMAN.
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>>68784738
A
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>>68784738
shut the hell up you autistic spamming r-tard
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>>68780960
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story NOW CONFIRMED
Source?
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>>68784840
You guys need to get Trudeau in check. His shitposting is getting worse.
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>>68784422

To think he has the gall to call Trump a fuck RAT! and to call him out on manufacturing jobs when they are one of Trump's main talking points.

HE HOLDS UP THE BIBLE AND HE PUTS IT DOWN THEN HE LIES!!!
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>>68784587
AND FUCKS 5 WOMEN
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>>68784083
I'm convinced Ivanka has been in labor the last few hours.

It would be so awesome of her to have a baby on this Good Friday where Cruz is getting BTFO
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Cruz is master chess player. He sent Katrina to work for Trump's campaign knowing that Trump would pay David Pecker for this article. Katrina loves Cruz and she would never betray him. When it comes out that Trump paid for this fake story its going to kill his campaign.Pretty soon the rest of the women will denounce this and BTFO this story. If you don't believe me, just wait to see Katrina fired from her job soon for not complying with Trump's plan

Good night Trump!
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>>68784738
FUCKING
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>>68784717
https://www.twitter.com/WashTimes/status/713402897401266176
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Anyone who posted on this thread is now under investigation for putting out these lies.
enjoy your stay in prison kids.

-Ted Cruz
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>>68785000
What a waste of trips
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>>68781542
i am going to kill you. a wise man would consider this a serious, credible threat, because it is one.

i advise you to seek protection from local authorities as i know who you are and will be murdering you shortly.

come at me bro.
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>>68785000
fuck off back to canada buddy
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman
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>>68785000
You don't deserve those trips.

Come at us, Rato. :^)
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>>68785000
Damn, better arrest the 500 thousand people talking about it on Twitter as well.
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TRENDING NUMBER ONE IN CANADA
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>>68785000
>wasting trips
kill yourself faggot
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>>68785000
Shouldn't you be on damage control rato
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>>68784990
Holy shit, that's hilarious. I take my words back.
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>>68785079
he's your problem now guy
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>>68785135
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you guys havent learned anything from clinton? sex scandals only make your approval ratings go up
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>>68784580
This is the one to really hammer home. You know his supporters aren't okay with their donations being used as hush money for one of his many extra marital affairs.
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>>68781542
Ted pls go
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>>68784990

FUCKING WEW LAD WE ARE REACHING CRITICAL MASS!!!
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God I hate waiting a whole day to confirm the scandal
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>>68784738
how do you know aliens arent real?
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>>68784738

/THREAD

This shit is so stupid and unreliable.
Not going to work, try again. Maybe something credible this time.

I'm still with Cruz.
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>>68781093
>But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time—never. These allegations are false.
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>>68784216
>no link

Kill yourself
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>>68784738
>pursue and indict anyone who had original involvement of this.
Your going to indict Ted Cruz on those adultery laws that are still on the books. Good for you MAGA
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>>68780960
Twitter is keeping it off their world trends completely. look http://trends24.in/
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someone needs to get #cruzsextape trending
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>>68785135
Literally nothing is going on in our shit country.
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>>68784990

HOLY SHIT

HAHA He isn't a columnist? I just looked him up this morning and read his stuff on their website.
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>>68781542
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
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>>68785329
Just hijack the TEDtalks hastag
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>>68782331
This image would've been better with "Nguyen you try to help the kids in need but they're all racist and shit."
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>>68781252

We would not do anything bad, WE ARE A BOARD OF PEACE


BOARD OF PEACE
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>>68785329
doesn't twitter auto filter words like "sex" from trends? should have just went with cruzaffair or something
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GUYS!!!


TELL ME WHAT TO THINK ABOUT THIS

https://twitter.com/KatrinaPierson/status/713394980153208832
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>>68785278
>I'm still with Cruz.
are you fucking him too?
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>>68785407
Hahahahahah
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When will the God Emperor weigh in?
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TRUMP RESPONDS!
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>>68785537

He has. https://twitter.com/JDiamond1/status/713436434221424642
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>>68785495
If she confirms, it looks like Trump masterminded the whole thing. Trump doesn't want to look like he's playing dirty. That's what we're for.
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>>68784062

Extremely loose. She's not from Austin, and giving a TedTalk where she says "And the next morning I woke up and I was a journalist." doesn't count.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgzoSXB81tI
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>>68785648
a perfect fucking response
jesus he's good
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>>68781542
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>>68784738
>>68785278
Holy shit, I'm laughing. Shills are so bad that they don't even know about the ID system
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>>68785495
She's giving us the cum on without actually giving us the cum on, sort of woman thing. While dropping the others into a world of speculation.
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>>68785648

liar!
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>>68785495
They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
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>>68785648
this is fake fuck off, do not spread fake shit you 12 year old reddit cuck.
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>>68785648
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>>68785495
Dat loving gaze.
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>>68785648
3d chess
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>>68785648
>https://twitter.com/JDiamond1/status/713436434221424642

This is actually real!
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>>68785648
>>68785648
There's no fucking way this is real
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>>68785648
also its fake
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>>68785000
>>>/wsg/1005207
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>>68785495

Give it time. Let some other women come out and then she'll come out saying she was assaulted by Ted but was too scared to say anything at first.
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>>68785648
Give link or it's more untrue than Ted Cruz's campaign
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>>68785648
Where the fuck is the statement from? Only seen it here+on twitter
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https://twitter.com/JDiamond1
https://twitter.com/JDiamond1

REAL TRUMP RESPONSE
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>>68785881
It's real reported in the guardian
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>>68785831
>Dat loving gaze.
Kek holy shit another one
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>>68785715

I agree its extremely loose but where else do we go except that it is someone totally unknown and of no political capital, which would be such a shame.

And the way things are going I refuse to belive this until the search is over...there has been too much meme magic of late
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Response is real, check his FB page.
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>>68785860
>JDiamond1

You some kind of retard?
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>>68784791
Should we turn this into Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures? Try to throw Hilary on the Cruzship as it goes down?
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>>68785831
this desu senpai

When I first saw that pic I knew

Women are so easy to read in those regards

That's why, as a general rule, I stay away from women. Especially anywhere remotely near my work and career
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>>68785648

>I do not surround myself with political hacks and henchman and then pretend total innocence.

This is gonna end in bloodshed
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>>68785648
holy shit, it's actually real

trump just posted it on his facebook
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>>68785648

>It's real
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>>68785944
Came from the Twitter of New York Times Reports Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT on twitter).
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>>68785648
WORDSMITH

ADMIRAL OF PROSE
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>>68786048

check guardian faggot
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So have people skimmed ratemyprofessor?
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>>68785648
>it's actually real

absolute fucking MADMAN
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>>68786069

>not the first time a Ted Cruz sticky has been on her stomach
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>>68786033
holy shit, Trump is buff
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>>68781542
Good luck finding me in hueland.
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LYIN TED

TED "EL RATO" BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>68781542
>Blah, blah, blah.
My reaction when reading this bullshit....
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>>68785648
You left off the end

"I look forward to spending the week in Wisconsin, winning the Republican nomination and ultimately the Presidency in order to Make America Great Again."
- Donald J. Trump
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>>68786132
Where the fuck did she get that from
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>>68786195
kek
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#1
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>>68785881

Real as real can get.
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