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CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS - FIVE ISNT ENOUGH EDITION
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EL RATO SQUEAKS OUT:
https://youtu.be/PIt2FSRui6o

Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story NOW CONFIRMED
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute
Amanda Carpenter directs press to her lawyer, BASED HURRICANE KATRINA denies going anywhere near the snake's snake

OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER

OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE BEN SHAPIRO FOR HIDING THIS STORY AT BREITBART

Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal

Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.

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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter

PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT

@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier

STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>Story broken by same journalist as John Edwards scandal

>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865

ARCHIVE EVERYTHING BEFORE POSTING ITT:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now/


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I eat my dick cheese sometimes
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>Cruz playing into Trump's hands like clockwork
This level of chess is beyond my comprehension
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MAGA my brothers.

We shall carve history through memes.
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Reminder if you want to buy rare trumpcoins do it now before the price skyrockets.
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>>68783026
so does cruz,what do you think was on his lip?
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FUCK JEWS MAGA
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Good Friday
MAGA MONDAY
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>>68783072
CRUZ IS PLAYING CHECKERS
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>>68783159
Ted pls
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So even if the allegations are false Cruz isn't responsible for attack ads targeting Melania from a Super PAC on his behalf, but Trump is responsible for the NE breaking this story?
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>>68783159
Some good stuff.
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>>68783159

shh bby is ok
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>>68783172
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>>68783159
Fuck off ted
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>>68783072

>ZUPAN
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How reputable is the National Enquirer?
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Did anyone see Cruz's press conference a while ago?

This man absolutely WILL NOT stop lying. I'm baffled.

BE HONEST FOR ONCE TED! YOU'VE GOTTEN CAUGHT SO MANY TIMES I'M SURPRISED YOU'RE STILL AFLOAT! LIER!
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REMINDER THAT HEIDI CRUZ WAS SUICIDAL 11 YEARS AGO
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>killing the Evangelical Christian's career on Good Friday

A legitimate Goddamn is warranted.

>>68783359

IIRC, they were the first to publish shit about Tiger Woods, John Edwards, and others having extramarital affairs.
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>>68783111
remember donalds tweet way back in 2013 that said his Twitter has become so powerful he can make his enemies tell the truth?

im starting to believe donald is an actual mastermind
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>trump hasn't been on twitter for more than 24 hours
>cruz was actually behind the article all along and used us to make trump look like a little child throwing mud
>because of this trump doesn't get the delegates requiered

i feel raped
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>>68783359

it sounds pretty swanky but from what i've seen it's like basically the equivalent of reading something scrawled in crayon on the back of a porn mag
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>>68783359
They broke the correct news about Jesse Jackson's, Senator Edwards', Tiger Wood's and someone else's affairs.

They are reputable.
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>>68783359
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>>68783359
Article is written by the same person who broke the Tiger Woods, John Edwards, Jesse Jackson sex affair stories.

Cruz's response is pretty damning.
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Come on boys and girls, grab a school, let's find her.

http://www.greatschools.org/texas/austin/
http://www.greatschools.org/texas/austin/
http://www.greatschools.org/texas/austin/
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all aboard Ted's #pleasurecruz
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>>68783456
Read Art of the Deal and see how good he was at playing people 29 years ago. It'd be silly to think he hasn't gotten way better than he was back when he was already considered at the top.
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>>68783463
another shill
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>>68783561
Bitch looks like the Ecce Homo.
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>>68783463
>Ivanka is in labor
>Trump is in waiting room
>No media because family first
>Trump comes out after baby is born saying Cruz knew of story before even he did!
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>>68783463
>cruz was actually behind the article all along and used us to make trump look like a little child throwing mud

Trump hasn't said one thing about this. He didn't write the story.

Also fuck you you're a shill.
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>>68783359
They're a shitty tabloid magazine that runs with any rumors of anything.
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>>68783463
zero connection between the story and trump
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BREITBART IS COVERING

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/25/horse-race-livewire-11/
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>>68783026
fpbp
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>>68783561
>http://www.greatschools.org/texas/austin/
How old are his kids? Could she be one of their teachers?
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>>68783475
They're just like the tabloids you limeys have, except sometimes they're right
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>>68783677
Yeah, removing the bar reveals the head shape more, what replaced the bar is made up from different parts of the face unfortunately.
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Does anyone else just have a massive erection when you reflect on how pol single-handedly memed this scandal into existence?
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>>68782865
El Rato doesn't want to use the term 'ratfucker' out of respect for his mistresses.
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Does Trump even have anything to do with this? Wtf is Cruz talking about
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>>68783710
>>68783686

>is good friends with the publisher
That'll do for the average yank
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Anyone know where to search for hookers? Want to see if I can find the lollipop tranny.

kek attached from when I searched craigslist
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>>68783072
They really love blaming Trump for all their problems
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>ivanka could be birthing a child RIGHT NOW

>it will never be you
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>>68783793
>>68783561

Also, find what school district he lives in and what school district he grew up in. That will narrow the search.

What is his address?
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>>68783437
THIS POLICE REPORT WAS FILED TBE DAY BEFORE HURRICANE KATRINA STRUCK.

M E M E
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M
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M A G I C
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>>68782865
sorry don but that's poor taste in sluts
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>>68783359
Usually it's garbage, not reliable at all.

However, when it comes to scandals like this they're the only news outlet that's low enough to publish the story, and they've been right before.

Right now CNN and Fox are digging for solid evidence before they report on it. Wait until tonight or tomorrow and we'll know.
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Ted Cruz new song for Trump general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcCrYAa_h1A
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>>68783991
She knew.
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>>68783991

THE

TIME

IS

NOW
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>Making America Great Again!
A MADMAN HE"S A FUCKING MADMAN
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>>68783072
>Thinking Trump has friends at the NE
>Thinking Trump has ANY friends in the media

And that's why we call him Lyin' Ted
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>>68783793
>>68783985
Good thoughts, they're pretty young. I tried looking into places he visited while running for senate in 2012 but it's getting buried under all the presidential stuff.

Side note: wow I didn't think this was actually his daughter. That's pretty sad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feALLLFdj7Y
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>people haven't figured out that fucking with Donald Trump isn't wise.

Probably has a gay porno of Ted Cruz sitting his desk waiting to leak it.
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>>68783072
S H O O K

H

O

O

K
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>>68783904
you have more chance finder 'her' in the obituary by now
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>>68783793
His oldest child was born in 08

NE says the affair took place when he was solicitor general (03-08)

He was adjunct professor at UTA Law between 04 and 09

The affair most likely occurred prior to Heidi's suicide attempt THE DAY BEFORE HURRICANE KATRINA STRUCK (Aug 05)
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>>68783991

Like forreal doe.. what race is she?
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>>68783159
SHOO SHOO RATO
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>>68783072

In my personal life experiences, when people instantly defend themselves like this, they are guilty as shit.
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Repositing for the new thread.

Can't stump the trump!
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We need to get the gays on our side. Cruz routinely admonishes gay marriage and defends the sanctity of traditional marriage. Now he's having 5 affairs.

#LGBTQ Rights and shit like that. When they get all riled up the media can't ignore this.
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Honestly, I'd dump a load on that Katrina chicks face. The other two could lick it off.

Shows you, Women go for power over looks and personality. Binman Ted Cruz couldn't get any of them to slide down his pole.

Amanda Carpenter looks like she does A2M. For some reason I can see her sucking on Teds stinky shitdick after a good ass pounding. Katrina looks a little more refined, but I think she is a 'cum inside me' kind of chick.
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>>68782506
>>68781371
>>68782491
>>68782557
>>68782705
I think this might be my best MAGA I've made. It perfectly encapsulates /pol/ and MAGA put together.
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>>68784297
>His oldest child was born in 08
>people are being born after 9/11
fuck that's weird
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>>68784567
you did great, fucking saved. Thanks so much for this.
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This is why I support Based Bernie, he would never sexually shame anybody in the way that Trump does, I don't understand why this is supposed to be bad
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What can a noble kike do to help?
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>>68784567

Saved. 10/.
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REMINDER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gplpSfaouP8

Either she saw daddy fucking the help or she's one of the "women".
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>>68784567
>>68784668

Oups, small mistake. One of the MAGA hats on a skeleton is still midly invisible. It's the one under the guy's chin.
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>>68783821
tfw memes decides who becomes president
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>>68784735
Glad you cant vote britcuck
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>>68783275
This
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>>68784735

Even from across the pond I can see Bernie is a lying jew. He even sounds like one, I bet he can hear shekels drop from miles away.
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>>68784751

Have Netanyahu endorse Trump; it would take the wind out of the sails of the anti-Trump conservatives.
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The man who lusTED.
But who was busTED.
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>>68784811

One spin of the meme wheel and the fate of the world is decided.
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>>68783275
Cruz din do nuthing.
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Holy SHIT, anon! This is huge.

Pic unrelated, unless you are pondering the meaning of being in a pairbond or something.
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LYING TED

HOLDING THE BIBLE

IN HIS HAND!
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can anyone post pics of the 2 unknown ladies?
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>>68784929
>Holy SHIT, anon! This is huge.

Yuge.
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>>68784999

If we knew who they are we would
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>>68783072
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>>68784797
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>>68784999
Sure thing rabbi, just tell me who they are and I can get some for you.
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>>68784604
>there are people born after 9/11 having sex right now
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>>68785054
He's asking for the images of the blurred faces of the two unidentified women, not their true identity you autist. A jew is offering his services.
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>>68783442
>cucked by cruz
can man sink any lower?
proves that women are only after money and power, not looks
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>>68783072
Can someone fill me in here? Do we have any verification that any of these claims about Ted's alleged infidelity are true?

>mfw Cruz names /pol/ in his little press converence
kek
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>>68784999

Here is one.
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>>68783437
When a [redacted] reads like this, [redacted] to understand. I [redacted] understand what this is [redacted].
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>ITS TRENDING TO 450K ON TWITTER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Hey anon

Come be the butter on a nice alaskan, mulatto sandwich. Let Sarah get you started, and Katrina can finish you off.

Pew Pew pol
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>>68785179
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THIS IS A MOVEMENT! TED CRUZ HAS BEEN EXPOSED FOR THE RAT THAT HE IS. THE WORLD NEEDS DONALD TRUMP, RIGHT NOW! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a3n45oqSwOI
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>>68785239
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>>68785239
Haha, it's #1.
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HOLY SHIT,RUMORS ARE THAT THE STORY CAME FROM RUBIOS CAMP!
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>>68782865


If this is true, it also calls into doubt the objectivity of his mistresses when it cums to Cruz.

If true. Time will tell.
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>>68785239
Is that many?
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Cruz likes the Trannies cuz he can't get them pregnant.

It's cheaper that way.
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>>68785296
Elmo?
More like Helmo.
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>>68785267
wew lad
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>>68785390

Rats and Humans cannot interbreed anyway anon.
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>>68785360

What are you even talking about? He dropped out.
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>>68785360
that must be why Rubio is leaving politics
shit is about to hit the fan
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>>68785360
Rubio's team planned to use it at the convention or if Cruz and Rubio were duking it out for frontrunner status
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>>68784323
She's part white, part black, and a little Hispanic I think.
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>>68782865
>CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS
I fucking love this board.
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Has anyone ever called Trump Sleazy Donald?
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>>68783437

Doubt it was an affair. Maybe Ted threatened her with divorce if they didn't have kids or something.

She used to work for Hillary. She might be a former third wave feminist that settled for a conservative man because he had a career.

She's very career driven, educated, and connected.

Why would an alpha bitch career woman go ape shit?

Her husband may have stood up to her.

Heidi may be a reformed ball busting ex-feminazi.
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Here is an interesting link about Ted Cruz and Amanda Carpenter!

What do you think about the tattoos?

http://imgur.com/a/ERBuF
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>>68783159
I thought Rubio overheated
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>>68783072
You'd have thought that being in opposition to the master ruseman would have made some of the tactics rub off on him.
When Trump faced media backlash, he pointed out precisely how his enemies were lying and caught them wrong footed.
Rato immediately playing the victim card makes him look weak. He should have just stayed strong and presented evidence (if he had any) to debunk the claims while maintaining a professional veneer.
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Hey guys 1337 haxxxorz anonymous apparently posted this video about Cruz and had some idea this was looming weeks ago

youtu . be/3vV5jLoSmko
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>>68785672

WE CALL HIM SLEAZY DONALD

HE COMES IN

REAL ESTATE CONTRACTS HIGH

THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN

AND HE STARTS SLEAZIN
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>>68785672
Donald is straightforward about his dealings with women. Fuck, he puts his past behaviors it in his books. I admire a man like that.

Also, you know he is toeing the straight line or some Rubio rat would have outted him by now.
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TRUMP RESPONDS THROUGH OFFICIAL STAFF

https://twitter.com/JDiamond1
https://twitter.com/JDiamond1
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https://www.facebook.
com/DonaldTrump/posts/10156829629555725
Guys.
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>>68785950
Lots of people knew this was about to drop, including Roger Stone.
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>>68785797

The question is, how the fuck did he bed so many beautiful women?

Temporary tattoos... big deal.

They discussed wearing matching tattoos after he sucked on her tits and ate out her pussy?
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did he just win the election?
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https://twitter.com/NationalistGenY/status/713434780516286464

All of my keks have been had
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>>68782865
>CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS

topkek
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#1 IN THE UNITED STATES
#4 WORLD WIDE

#1 IN THE UNITED STATES
#4 WORLD WIDE
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>>68786083
great response. He's playing it perfectly.

Hopefully it bubbles over soon.
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>>68786083

lol. no he didn't.
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>>68783359
It's a trash tabloid but they're good at what they do. They've been right about this sort of thing before.
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>>68786083
He dropped the O.J...

holy fuck. its over for lyin' ted.
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>>68785797

supposedly they were fake tattoos done on april fools day
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Cruz is master chess player. He sent Katrina to work for Trump's campaign knowing that Trump would pay David Pecker for this article. Katrina loves Cruz and she would never betray him. When it comes out that Trump paid for this fake story its going to kill his campaign.Pretty soon the rest of the women will denounce this and BTFO this story. If you don't believe me, just wait to see Katrina fired from her job soon for not complying with Trump's plan

Good night Trump!
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>>68786083
There he goes. He side stepped it and says he knows nothing while wishing the best for Cruz while calling him and his staff liars and incompetent.

Fucking amazing. He did exactly the best possible thing I expected him to do and more. amazing.
And now Cruz can only call Trump a liar who orchestrated it all because he has no other alternative. He fucked himself by blaming it on Trump and can't back out.

It's over. Trump won the primaries.
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Lads, this is one of my comfiest days ever on /pol/

We truly accomplished mega memes today

Thanks
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>>68786253
lol. yes he did.
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>>68786405
Cruz is a chessmaster. Trump is a grandmaster.
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Man that Trump message, Cruz got STUMPED in his lies.

This guy is playing with the establishment and they don't know what to do.
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>>68786246
>check
>It's true

TOP KEK IT'S HAPPENING

Also I just checked the US trends about 10 min before this and it wasn't even on this list. Shady business removing it by the twitter overlords?
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>>68785179
She's not a very good wrestler
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>>68786412


You honestly think any of this makes Cruz looks strong right now?
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>>68786083
TRUMP is GOAT. He's the Bobby Fischer of politics. Never seen anything like this. RIP Rato
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>>68786412
He did the same thing with the birther issue.

He kept pushing it and pushing it, but always added that he hopes its not true and that Cruz should DEFINITELY get it checked out if he wants to make it to the general election if he wins the nomination or else Hillary will destroy him because of it
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>>68786083
>and while they were right about O.J Simpson, John Edward, and many others,
Uh-oh Ted.
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Wew lads, what a fucking time to be alive.

>real life is more entertaining that a series that portrays politics as entertainment
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>>68783072
HEIDI AND I
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Remember when Clinton fucked like 9000 females and it just made him look alpha as fuck?

Good work you fucking faggots you just boosted cruz
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The past two days have been meme extreme.

/pol/ is crushing 2016
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>>68786543
sauce.
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>>68786676
Try harder. Clinton was actually likeable, and didn't eat boogers and pause between his speech like he's autistic.
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>>68786676
Cruz appeals to evangelicals. They don't like cheaters like Cruz even though most of them have probably been divorced and remarried.
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>>68786676
Not the same, Cruz is supposed to be the muh religion guy.
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>>68785973
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SJWS BTFO

>>68783260

>>68783260

>>68783260

>>68783260
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>>68786606

That's the best part. Just like branding him Lyin' Ted, he's now associating him with two liars that Republicans hate: John Edwards (who cheated on his cancer ridden wife) and motherfucking OJ Simpson
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>>68786556
I don't how betraying your christian and family values can be seen as strong. Everything is going to be turned into a negative for Cruz. Pinning it on Trump was the only possible gain but without proof and with Trump denying any involvement, there's not much to be had.

>>68786676
>Clinton
I think you mean JFK
That guy couldn't keep his dick in his fucking pants.
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>>68786083
The absolute madman.

All he has to do is step back and watch it burn, and he knows it.
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>>68786676
Clinton wasnt trying to be a choir boy though. Cruz is trying to be.
>>68786766
Glad Im not the only creeped out by his 20 second pauses.
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>>68786766
>>68786792
>>68786794
>>68786845
>>68786852

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE I SHOULD CUT YOU
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>>68786083

Fucking master class.

MAGA MASTER CLASS
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>>68784323
Quadroon, I heard.
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>>68786676

Except Ted's appeal is being a Bible thumpin' conservative. This destroys that.

Clinton's appeal was being cool, as manifested in the phrase "the real first black president".

Shit, you even posted a pick of Clinton being cool.
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>>68786846
The best part is that he used that opportunity to also insult Cruz and his staff. Just salt on the wound I guess.

>>68786911
>I SHOULD CUT YOU
Try me.
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>>68786676
this: >>68786766


Even republicans (voters not politicians) that disagreed with him on everything liked him as a person, he was a 'cool dude', and the attacks backfired when the GOP reached too far over a sex scandal.

For Ted, he is a FAMILY VALUES conservative and a hypocrite, and not likable at all. He is fucked.
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>>68785179
No definitive proof, but
>Rubio's people were calling it #TheThing before March 15.
>A Breitbart reporter allegedly a bombshell about Cruz in early February, but it never got out. He tweeted something about being scooped just after the story dropped on NE.
>One of the alleged ladies worked for the Fiorina campaign, and the Cruz Super-PAC gave the Fiorina Super-PAC $500,000 (hush money)

Again. None of that is definitive, but Trump didn't make this story. It existed for weeks, and Cruz' only counter is
>Trump did this! I'm so mad! Don't accuse me of being an adulterer! Muh family!
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LET'S DECIPHER THIS SHIT
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>yfw Rubio hops back into the race.

>>68786988

a lot of niggers i know to this day think that Bill is blacker than Obama. Lots of "Obama is a fake nigger" comments.
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>>68786911
But I am already cut
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>>68786911

Kill yourself Cruz fag. No one likes that Canadian rat fucking dumb fuck

Besides, you're wrong. That Bill Clinton scandal is what made everyone vote for Bush. Get off 4chan you underage
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>>68786676
Yeah then later on we found out that Bill is actually a closeted pedophile with his buddy jeffrey epstein.
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>>68786839

>That's the best part. Just like branding him Lyin' Ted, he's now associating him with two liars that Republicans hate: John Edwards (who cheated on his cancer ridden wife) and motherfucking OJ Simpson

He's operating on demigod levels
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>>68786995
>Try me.

YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME
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>>68786676
I... am now a... scud missile.
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>>68783159
sending the hell's angles to Twitter?
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>>68782865

You guys ever think that Donald got into the race because he had politicallly crippling dirt on every single candidate?

He's a businessman, he only plays to win. The field was littered with people with skeletons so numerous they make a graveyard blush.
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>>68783159
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>>68783686
Except the trump supporter that just called out one of the woman on TV. He woman get played as victims while trump looks like the bad guy
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>>68787063

Rubio's people were saying there's a recording - where's the MSM asking to have it?
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>>68787106
>But I am already cut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9HKxMgekCo
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http://www.insideedition.com/headlines/14138-cops-found-ted-cruzs-wife-on-roadside-thought-she-was-a-danger-to-herself Red flag? Cruz BTFO!
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>>68787136
i like this pic. can i save it?
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>>68787008
None of the big media outlets are reporting on it but once something big happens like Cruz or his mistress filling a lawsuit, they'll all report on it.
Reporting the news of news.
so really, they're all waiting for Cruz's side to make a mistake or for someone to talk about it.

>>68787136
I do.
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>>68782865
What's the problem with it?

It's absolutely normal
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>>68785797
>>68786369

Yes, because most politicians buy a matching pair of removable tattoos to wear with a a beautiful young woman who works under them.

They were removable. The question is, why did she end up with the other "half" of the set he bought from etsy?
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>>68787070

Also do the 2nd page. The first blackout on that page is 9 characters, and is probably "therapist"
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>>68787070

14 = ?
21 = ?
38 = ?

I thought 9 and 17 were sad and depressed, but it's repeated the next paragraph so I don't know.

26/15 is going to be a hospital or something of the sort.
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>>68787275
I was 8 days old when it happened, had no choice.
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It could only get better if Clinton started attacking him over it.
Then his last bastion of defence, that he's the only one that could go up against her, melts away.
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>>68787077

Yep, a "cornball brother"
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new Trump tweet. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/713443618250473473
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>>68786543
plz sauce
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>>68782865

+1 for the perfect name (Cuban Mistress Crisis)
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>end of the link
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>>68787357
Do all rabbis do the nasty teeth thing, Israeli?
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>>68787302

Cruz is a bible thumper who claims he has been annoited by Christ himself
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So is this gonna go mainstream? Is there enough evidence? I really wanna see Rato BTFO
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FOX NEWS REPORTING IT RIGHT NOW
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>>68787461
No one does it here, it's some diaspora meme.
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FOX NEWS REPORTING
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>>68782865
wtf is up with Trump?
When he goes after his opponents he hits below the belt repeatedly. He's lost his composure, he'll never win

He's a complete heel
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>>68787453

>holy shit my sides

Trump is NEXT LEVEL
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ITS HAPENING
TURN ON CNN, ITS COMING INA COUPLE OF MINUTES
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>>68787483
It'll get constant news coverage over the weekend (Easter weekend) and it'll be brought up at the beginning of next week's coverage
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everything Jeb touches turns to ashes
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>>68787540

aaaaaaaaaand they've moved on
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>>68787325
>the rapist

Are you sure it doesn't say Ted Cruz
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>>68787302
Not when this is what you're trying to sell to the retarded voter
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>>68787483

It went mainstream the moment a Trump supporter brought it up in Amanda's face out of fucking nowhere on CNN in the middle of a debate. Both the hostess and Amanda were caught off guard by it hard.
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Anyone else feel bad for Cruz? I mean it's Easter weekend. This has to be horrible for his family.
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>>68787588
>Trump wins nomination with rato gone
>Jeb, being a good boy, endorses him for president
>Hillary wins in a landslide
say it ain't so
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Evreryone's playing checkers while Trumps playing chess
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Gawker, to their credit, has been absolutely all over this.


Also, the MSM is now starting to slowly pick this up. They have been afraid of libel with this story - but they can easily report the denials/statements about the leak - and that's what they are going to do.
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>Michael savage being sympathetic to cruz

cock me
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>>68782865
I like CruzMissileCrisis better
penis
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>>68784266

CUZ AINT NO SUCH THANG AS FULLEYED GOOKS
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>>68786672
heidi and me is correct
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>>68787453
The subliminal genius. Just how many levels does Trump have?
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BASED RAMZPAUL on the CRUZ SEX SCANDAL Article.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShaESg9orZc
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>>68787686
Gawker was made for this though, so good for them. The enemy of my enemy is an ally of good use.
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>>68786019
I fucking love how he still calls him "Lyin' Ted Cruz" even in official statements.
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>>68787686

Gawker has nothing to lose. They're already out $115 million.
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>>68787672
May that rat fuck get hit by a bus.
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>>68787672
I start to feel bad and then I think about his wifes north american union and I feel nothing for them.
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>>68787686
>Gawker, to their credit, has been absolutely all over this.
>Gawker is all over a story about a famous conservative's misadventures
I don't see how this is to their credit, they're a clickbait site. They're just acting as their nature demands, in the same way a jew collects shekels and a fish swims.
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>>68787672
If true I don't feel bad at all.
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>>68787063
Ben Shapiro made sure to kill the story before it ever saw the light of the day.

Now that he's no longer the chief editor boss man, he can no longer contain the truth.
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>>68787588
this is probably the best part of it too me, god damn it feels good shitting in the guac bowl.
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>>68787296
He will have dug his own grave if he lawyers up, and National Enquire goes before a judge with the person (s) who gave them the story to confirm its legitimacy
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>>68787672
>feeling bad for your enemies
That's why you never win goyim
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>>68787070
I'm going to guess the first 9 letter one is "DEPRESSED "
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Lmao is Rato pinning this on Donald?
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>>68787566
>people are going to be talking about this at Easter dinner tables
>pastors will give sermons on fidelity on one of the only days of the year that people go to Church

TRUMP WILL MAKE CHRISTIANITY GREAT AGAIN
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>>68787816
He was editor at large, not in chief. That just means he gets to write whatever he wants, not police what other people do.
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>>68787588
>Cruz is the only one who can withstand The Don's banter
>Jeb endorses him
>Days later the entire campaign goes up in flames

Must be lonely being the grim reaper of politics.
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>>68787474
>>68787651
Oh, it's just some religious bullshit
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>>68787812
Regardless, it's doing their liberal cause no favors seeing as it only boosts Trump
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>>68787686
Because Gawker will tear anyone apart, true or not, regardless of ideology, they obviously don't want to go after SJWs, but don't think for one second they wouldn't destroy one for clicks if it was a big enough story.
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>>68787828
>going to court

This won't go to court for years. Further, how hard do you think it's going to be to call slander on a newspaper known for slander?
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>>68787875
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>>68783159
>deleted
MODS=GODS
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>>68787672
HAHAHAHAHAHA

No.

Fuck off.
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>>68787627

9 characters
by adding a space you're making it 10
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Why no #SexGate?
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>>68787831

Oh boy.
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>>68787909
>believing Jewish lies
good goy
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>>68787875
The media is too, Fox News and CNN are spinning it to make it look like Trump's bidding

We never fucking win anymore I swear
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>>68783159
So is Ted Cruz going to sue the Daily Mail now?
Trump aide's fury at '100% false' claim she had affair with Ted Cruz http://dailym.ai/1LMNAa4
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