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EL RATO SQUEAKS OUT:
https://youtu.be/PIt2FSRui6o

Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story NOW CONFIRMED
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute
Amanda Carpenter directs press to her lawyer, BASED HURRICANE KATRINA denies going anywhere near the snake's snake

OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER

OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE BEN SHAPIRO FOR HIDING THIS STORY AT BREITBART

Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal

Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.

==================================
The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
===============================

THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter

PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT

@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier

STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>Story broken by same journalist as John Edwards scandal

>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865

ARCHIVE EVERYTHING BEFORE POSTING ITT:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now/


PREV THREAD: >>68782865
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Gib new links for OP please

Also, keep looking for the teacher
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>>68788965
This is the new general
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CNN TALKING ABOUT TRUMP AND CRUZ

http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
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>Victim, victim, honey you're my fifth one.
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What's the next step lads?
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>>68788965
TBFH Its funny how none of us guessed that Cruz was sleeping around as the bombshell that was going to be dropped
>literally would of never guessed
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CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A SEX SCANDAL

https://youtu.be/w6zV0hYKqy4
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>>68788965

Continued into new bread.

Let us imagine how insane this will make Glenn Beck. Loses most or all of his Trump audience (a good chunk of America), probably for good. Just to bash Trump and support Lyin' Ted Cruz.

And what does he have to show for it?

Jack Shit.

Countdown to the number of days Cruz will stay in the race until he drops out?

I say 5 days and he will make that same tearful speech that Jeb made when he bailed out. LOLLLLLLLLL.

Can't stump the Tump!
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>>68789321
It was common DC gossip according to my friends on the Hill. They said they were surprised it took this long to leak
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>>68788965
Based Roger Stone
>https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/713428853251829760
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>>68789321
Not true
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>>68789321
There's lots of poeple claiming they always knew right now
hindsight etc
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LADS CHECK THIS POST OUT

LADS
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>>68789321
I've been hearing about his affair with Katrina since December
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REMINDER THAT LYING RATO IS IN CHARGE OF NASA AND IS THE REASON NASA IS SHIT RIGHT NOW
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>>68788965

http://wtop.com/presidential-election/2016/02/former-lawyer-d-c-madam-records-could-affect-presidential-election/
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What is Election CFO?
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LET'S DO THIS

LET'S DECIPHER THIS
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>>68789538
I'm thinkin Trump offered her protection about all this when this dropped by getting her to work for him
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>>68789349
That's some next level memeing. Even normies can share and like.
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So far I have seen CNN and Fox report on it more than once.
>Rato never mentions any action against Enquirer, tries to blame Trump
This story is going to stick to Rato like glue. MSM is only going to dig deeper.
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>>68789310
Complete annihilation of the left wing
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>>68789249
Once we seem to be at the end of this episode I'll quit making the threads.

What that entails is:
No new suspects
all suspects known (not the hooker, that's not likely)
No doubts as to the veracity of the claim
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>>68789656
Chief Finance Official?
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>>68789729
>>68789666
>>68788965

DC Madam, find out about the list.

>>68789635
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>>68789115

Look to their nursery school along with any au pairs or nannies that they have had. Private schools in the area of course.

He looks far too lazy to go too far from home.
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>>68789396

Stop repeating this. The Po Box is for this company
http://www.electioncfo.com/contact/
who handles paperwork for a LOT of political entities.
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All you fucking Trump shills better stop posting these fuckign threads or else
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>>68789538
Now THIS is Meme Magic
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>>68789442
Depends on the women. We need to find the prostitute, she'll crack first given a decent payout.

Katrina won't crack before Trump's say so. She's the nuclear option.
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>>68789656
Reminder that Virginia is the base of all CIA front organizations.
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Timely and witty as ever, RAMZPAUL on the reports of a Cruz sex scandal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShaESg9orZc
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>the story first appears on /pol/ right before Iowa
>Breitbart was going to publish it but Ben Shapiro blocked it
>/pol/ forgets about it because there is no proof
>suddenly, ghost returns and calls to arms the capitalist army to wage digital warfare
>ghost is linked to Roger Stone, a top Trump advisor
>within a day at least 500 GOP delegates are doxed
>Cruz wins Utah, marking the point where it is literally impossible for Kasich to reach 1237 delegates even if Trump drops out
>Cruz's PAC makes an ad involving Melania. by Trump's rules of engagement, Heidi is now fair game.
>Trump plants his "spill the beans" threat which gets over 13,000 retweets and 20 news articles
>People begin investigating on their own. Trump did not have to claim anything or release anything. He sat back and watched the dominoes fall
>Days later, the story is dropped by the National Enquirer, who are known friends and supporters of Trump
>/pol/ brigades it and tweets and tweets
>Roger Stone among others goes along with #CruzSexScandal
>It becomes the #1 twitter trend
>Ted Cruz denies it and blames Trump. He is 100% correct, but most people don't know that. By responding, it will now be the top news story.
>Trump is currently on a 10 day vacation from campaigning
>If Cruz went down earlier, Rubio would fill his place
>He made sure Cruz had enough delegates to prevent a brokered convention before extinguishing him with no replacement
>Trump is effectively running unopposed for the republican nomination
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>>68789396
>>68789656
>>68789876
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>>68789883
jesus christ, has that pic been rendered?
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>>68789538
>Katrina joins Trump campaign
>Finally comes clean about it all
>Says Ted Cruz became obsessed with her
>Says she was scared of what Ted was going to do to her
>Liberals will flock to her side
>RIP RATO

Callin it
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I HAVE PROOF FIORINA IS BEHIND THIS

>>68789617
>>6878961
>>68789617
>>68789617
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>>68789472
He really earned the name 'Ratfucker' this time, didn't he?

I mean, he's literally fucking El Rato.

Fucking pottery.
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>>68789447

Pro tip anyone who really does have connections there aren't going to brag about it here.
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>>68789538
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>>68790006
So far she is claiming the accusations against her sleeping with Ted are false.
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>>68790070
I'm in med school in the South I don't give a shit
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>>68789589

That's the first step. Report that it's a story in development, go gather more facts. It DID come from the NE, that alone is enough to hold back until you yourself vet everything. This is to be expected of any media outlet in the mainstream, regardless of supposed slants and biases. No one runs a tabloid story before those mentioned in the story respond to it. And they will only mention what was said by those people, nothing more. The do not want to repeat potential lies. When they get their sources on it, they will report it again with "BREAKING" and "our sources say".
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>>68788965
@MittRomney
@JebBush
@seanhannity
@Reince
@SpeakerRyan
@JohnKasich
@jimmyfallon
@StephenAtHome
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>>68789600
No wonder Newt hates him
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>>68790034
Why are you trying to split this? Just keep it all in one thread.
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>>68789985
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>>68790034
That's not proof. That's for electioncfo. Do some research.
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>>68790120
I think she'll wait till other girls come clean first, then come clean. Girls seem to come out from hiding soon as one of the girls speaks up first
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>>68790120
I have a feeling this was just to buy time until Cruz came out and denied all allegations. This is going to be a massacre.
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>>68789666

Did you put the numbers into the blackouts? Because I can already see one that's wrong. The 5th line from the bottom where it has a "9", is clearly a "10", as you can see from being under the 10 character string in the row above it "AFTER CONV"

Also you forgot the 2nd page, where the first blank of 9 characters fits with "THERAPIST"
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>>68790034
Then fucking post it retard
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>>68790263
Right, once one domino falls the others follow suit
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>>68790034
multiple pacs use that po box try again
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>>68789985
>who is che
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>>68789538
Zoinks scoob this mystery is getting spooky
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>>68789948
>>68789876
Accurate. Lobbyists pay this company to read the mail and file the necessary paperwork. The PO Box is shared between many PACs.
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>>68789538

100% there are nudes, and I'll bet they were too lazy to use burners.

I smell smoke.
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Is it a coincidence that this story breaks when there's no voting for 2 weeks?
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Women always win, they can say whatever and now that Trump has Ted labeled as Lyin' Ted, the world will believe these girls over Ted
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>>68789917
Ben blocking the controversy worked out in our favor.

Cruz is done, and he was the only real threat to splitting our votes. Who the fuck is going to vote for OH GEEZ, GOLLY GEE GEEPERS AKA Literally who?

Next up, in november, if hilary even gets to live that long, people will, again, vote for trump, to throw that bitch in prison if for nothing else
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>>68790034

No you don't.
See >>68789876
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Is it?????
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>>68790416
Don't count your chickens before the eggs have hatched nigger

This shit can last days
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>>68790268
>>68790263
Of course she's going to admit it eventually. Trump is making sure this story is out for a few days before dropping the bomb on Ted. It needs to gain more traction.
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>>68790263
Good point, if she accused first then Lyin Ted would blame Donald for orchestrating it.

Believe me, one of the women will talk. Their brain tells them it's a terrible thing to get involved in because it ruins their reputation, but in the back of their mind, their woman brain is seething with anger that Cruz would deny sleeping with them. They'll break eventually, even at the cost of their own careers.
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SHILLS CANT POST LIKE THIS

LOLLIPOP
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KEK

#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
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HEIDI SUICIDAL AGAIN
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>>68790603
Amanda Carpenter literally said talk to my lawyer
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>>68790588
Trump can't say shit now because of that Facebook post.

He knows where his aces are. His army needs no leader to command.
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>>68789666

14 = WAS VERY TIRED

?
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Cruz: I am not responsible for the actions of a Super PAC

Cruz: Trump is fully responsible for an unaffiliated
media outlet
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>>68790696
Did Cruz fuck her lawyer too?
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>>68789472
W E W L A D
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>#CruzSexScandal on top again
We've done it.
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>>68790697
The snowball has been pushed down the hill. Stories like this take a life of their own
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GODDAMNIT THE MSM NEEDS TO PICK UP ON THIS
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>>68790572
see
>>68789442


5 days I think is the over.

pic unrelated
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>>68789538
Why did you (or whoever did) mask the username?
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>>68790697
He wouldn't be the one to say it. But he's paying Katrina. So when the time is right he will have her admit it.
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>>68790572
>not having faith in trump
>Assuming Rato can recover from this
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>>68789917

the man's a pro
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>>68790759
>pol
Cruz is a lawyer. Thats what she calls him. Her lawyer. Yeah baybay
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HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
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>>68790760
Kek adulterers getting stoned!
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>>68790603
With Lyin' Ted their career will be intact, all the have to say is that "he forced me", "he told me they were broken up", "he threatened me, so I didn't say anything"....Ted is finished, with this many women allowed the chance of the spotlight..its over
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>>68790603

How about pushing a possible pedo angle. Women will come forward even faster if they think they can save a child from this fate.

He is creepy as fuck.
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>>68790779
Give it time. They wont be able to stay away from it. They need the shekels
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>>68789917
>There are people who still think Trump is dumb
The dude is a certified genius.
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>>68789538
Source: http://archive.is/VDOYG
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>>68789985
someone post the "No vietnamese ever called me nigger"
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>>68790887
HE PUTS IT DOWN
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>>68790930
The MSM never shys away from a good ol fashioned political sex scandal
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So why are american politics more like a high school drama? This post shows it pretty well >>68789538

what's the deal?
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>>68790760
>Sad!

i like how people are picking up these trump-isms. truly a brave new world.
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he looks so much like joffrey...
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>>68789900
Probably inna ditch somewhere by now
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>>68789442
>I say 5 days and he will make that same tearful speech that Jeb made when he bailed out.

And Trump will pull the same speech as with Rubio: "I was sometimes too harsh, Ted is going through a hard time right now, I wish him and his family all the best", and he will not only be the victor, but also the saint.
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HELP DECIPHER THIS
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>>68789349
Kek. Good job m8
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>>68789666
38

could it be:

>In an argument with her husband?
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>>68789666
GUYS
GUYS
GUYS

At the bottom of page 1, the 2 and 24 connected character redactions are "as" and "well as her two children"
She was a danger to herself as well as her two children!
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WHY is there more mainstream coverage than on Drudge??
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What do you guys think? https://teespring
.com/donald-trump-2016-ted-cruz-s
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>>68790794
Well that's my high gone...
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>>68789310
Keep on memin'.
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>>68790534
>http://www.sjs.org/Page/About/FacultyStaff-Directory?deptId=2201


This may be the one boys

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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>>68791036
AND THEN HE FUCKS 5 WOMEN
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meme warfare

trumpenwaffe assemble
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If you have twitter, post "@WashTimes To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize". They just fired the reporter who confirmed he was aware of two mistresses.

Can't find out who owns the publication but it's probably jews
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>>68791214
He posted it to his FB
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Threads like these are brilliant learning material for people to see how easy the political system is to manipulate.

How the msm can be used, how social media can be used, how candidates can be destroyed or lifted up.
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>>68791186
Or others in the traffic
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>>68791288
WITH THAT VERY BIBLE
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>>68791219
Fucking jews always looking to make some cash out of everything
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>>68790686
Did you get any sleep?
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>>68789666
17:

Maybe it is something like

>seeing a counselor

or

>seeing a therapist?

Because of the immediate reference to whether or not she was taking medication?
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>>68791297
ohhhhhhhh shit that pic
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>>68791214

I bet you he's furiously researching it. Shit like this is what gave him fame in the 90s after all.

Wouldn't be surprised if he's the one who ultimately breaks hard evidence of the scandal.
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>>68788965

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/25/horse-race-livewire-11/

Breitbart started covering this now
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>>68791262
Kelley? That looks fucking promising!
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>>68790534
What is this a mistress for an ant?
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The ghost's true capitalist show will be great today.
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>>68791321
Social media is degenerate but so useful in that the MSM just can't blatantly ignore stories like this. They have to address them
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who wants a cheaky nandos
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Hey, Ted, how do you want your campaign sorting out?
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>>68791355
It's not about cash, it's about wearing shirts like that to Trump Rallies/ Cruz shit.
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>>68791159
that's not 38
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>Before Trump Inauguration/After Trump Inauguration will feel like such a new world it will be comparable to Pre-9/11 and Post-9/11 in feeling where everything is different in a single day
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Cruz is ruined. What a good Friday it is. We are going to get rid of these degenerates once and for all. Sickening how these politicians pander to a religious crowd.

Whether or not this is true is irrelevant. Lyin Ted has stuck to him, the accusation is obviously HUGE, the general public will hear he is in a sex scandal and lose hope in him.

A thing you doubters are forgetting: not everyone is involved as much as we are. The average person who didn't follow the election will vote on a whim and this sex scandal is destroying Cruz. My 60 year old coworkers use Twitter and are now 100% for Trump. The days of MSM not reporting or just telling us what they want us to hear are over.

The golden age of the Trump is upon us.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Last one found???

>>68790534
>http://www.sjs.org/Page/About/FacultyStaff-Directory?deptId=2201


This may be the one boys

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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>>68791321
Yeah, and you are the smart guy that can see trough it all. You are so cool.
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not trending anymore

not seeing it on the news

did we fail?
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>>68791065
Why is Switzerland so irrelevant?
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>>68789730
Thats like 70% of scandinavia
>hade bra sverige
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>>68791492
>Post Trump Years
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>>68791431
omg
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>>68791424
Exactly how the media always protected the clintons but just couldn't help but cover lewinski
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>>68788965
>EL RATO SQUEAKS OUT:

Laughing way too hard at this. Holy shit is this funny.
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>>68788965

We're seriously considering the National fucking Enquirer as a legit primary source?

You know, the gossip rag that prints shit like "Random Celebrity Going To Die of Cancer" every few weeks or "I was kidnapped by anal probing aliens"?

Needs reliable sources so you can actually lock Cruz in the cuck shed and watch the Trump Train ram it at 88mph.
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>>68791492
>be comparable to Pre-9/11 and Post-9/11
But in reverse.
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>>68791302

This needs to be the front of Drudge

He has to help out now

wtf is he doing
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>>68791496
>Last one

Then who was the $1000 hooker?
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>>68791262
Is it her??
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>>68791149
Isn't "seeing a therapist" 18 characters, and not 17? I think that one is incorrect.
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>>68790912
Exactly, with this many women, one will ultimately play the victim card to save her own skin and the others will immediately follow suit.

Strength in numbers is a woman's agency.
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>>68791499
Have a (you) for your genius post
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>>68789826

Wasn't it weird as shit that the DC Madam had all the dirt on all of these powerful powerful men and women and then the Madam got so distraught that she killed herself.

Conveniently, for the powerful men and women that she did this were suddenly off they hook since they never found her little black book.

What a mystery.
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>>68791509
This was a giant victory. We fanned the flames enough to get it started. Now we can sit back and watch Cruz burn. Praise kek
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>>68791590
>Then who was the $1000 hooker?

teacher
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>>68791546
>legitimate question is asked
>retorts with unrelated insult
I guess the high school drama shit is ingrained in your culture
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>>68791321
There was nothing to learn. It's just a good old fashioned sex scandal by a low brow outlet

Social media just speeds it up 100x faster
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Does anyone else think this is simply a masterstroke?

Trump has the perfect defense, being away waiting for his grandchild to be born from Ivanka. Did he time this?

Cruz is forced to deny everything, but then lashes out and digs into Trump who remains pretty quiet.

Hillary is put on watch because she now knows anything in Bill's closet is fair game in the general.

I feel like he is playing such a deep game.
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>>68791615
The numbers aren't perfect, it could be 1 more, 1 less
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>#cruzsexscandal will never take off
where are the shills now?
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>Cruz: Roger Stone is a ratfucker
Oh, if you only knew, Rato.
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>>68791600
Doesn't match.
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>>68791431
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>>68791496
no you stupid fucks, what did we say. It was a school teacher from austin not houston. Jesus christ do you listen reddit?
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>>68791590
Ben Shapiro
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>>68789905
didn't people start to hate ramzpaul now? After he defended roosh or whatever?
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>>68791301
Moonies own that rag.
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>>68791037
What makes it way better is the real dirt.

>the conflict of interest
>the cover-up
>the backpedaling

Before they even get to the hypocrisy, the story stands on its own. The shit writes itself, really
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Just drop it already, this isnt gaining any traction, its a non story and probably false. Stop spreading misinformation you little gossip girls, this isnt TMZ
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what we got so far
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>>68791681
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>>68791600
Too blurry for me to tell for sure but she's wearing the same stuff including the undershirt. Your dubs are looking fucking fine as well. What's the name?
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>>68790534

try again, the article described as "sexy"
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>>68789666

26: could be something like, A local mental health unit for check up

Or

To a local women's shelter for her own protection
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>>68791509
If Ted had kept his gob shut, it might have.
The fact that he responded to it automatically makes it more newsworthy
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>>68791711
Fired!
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>>68791793
make a seperate thread for this
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>>68791698
This story was boiling and it was eventually going to get out. If Trump indirectly orchestrated it's release, then yes it's a master stroke. But this time I feel like he's the Joker and he's letting the hysteria loose and riding the wave to the White House
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>>68791812
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>>68791444
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>>68791585
John Edwards, OJ Simpson and several others were BTFO by true stories.

Full damage control. Both republicans and democrats are the same and hide behind each other, Trump is God emperor. Go shill somewhere else you degenerate
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>>68791783
Trump and Cruz already put out statements. That is considered a win you fucking cuck. The media wont be able to stay away from this
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>>68791690
If anything we all have something to learn about Trump. The fact he got the worlds attention by saying he'll spill the beans, then this drops within a couple days. The man is equivalent to the Albert Einstein/Nikola Tesla of this century
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>>68791703
Ah fair enough. Thanks for the clarification, my white friend.
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>>68791948
It's a concern shill don't bother
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>>68791922

PE teachers are always slags
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>>68791783
Nice b8
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>>68790759

Well Played
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>>68791922
It says "Austin" school teacher in the article, so gonna say Houston is probably incorrect, although the event would have happened between 2003 and 2008 when Cruz was solicitor general of texas
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>>68791922
>Kelley Kelly
Clearly you've been reading 'The art of the Dubs'
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>>68791948
Not if it's a top trending hashtag on twitter, which it will be until the truth comes out.
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Got a real copy of the National Enquirer and took a pic as best I could.
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Arizona news radio KFYI reported on #CruzSexScandal
It's habbening! !
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>>68789308
Top Kek
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>>68791922
IS she seriously named Kelley Kelley. Like that WWE Diva :D
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>>68791774
WT was sold to an Operations Holdings in 2010

http://www.operationsholdings.com/about-us/

They're unnecessarily closed lipped on who owns it

$20 says it's kikes
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Donald, you're a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone!!!

As for the rest of you,

Ted will destroy you! You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on

twitter by agents.

We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.

If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.

I REPEAT:

Ted will destroy you! You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on

twitter by agents.

We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.

If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.

I REPEAT:

Ted will destroy you! You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on

twitter by agents.

We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.

If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.
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>>68791793
What font style is used in the report? I want to fuck around with it and see if I can come up with something.
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>>68789729
Panel of reporters on MSNBC confirmed the story has been roaming around in political circles since last December, and that even in 2012 there were rumours of affairs.
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>>68792086
>took a pic
do you not own a scanner?
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What do?
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>>68791555
Imagine a Scandinavia without all the hipster political correct types

Imagine if all those people were proud of being Scandinavians, if it was just a consensus to value and protect our culture.
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>>68791797
You don't give a fuck about your politics resembling class room drama more than anything else?

>oh my gosh did you hear like ted like TOTALLY slept with that cuban whore?
>no way!
>did you hear JEB is GAY? A total KNOBGOBLIN?
>he's such a mess

not that it's not insanely entertaining but what the fuck. I'd shit myself if those were my countries leaders.
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>>68791783
>no traction
>cruz and trump already putting out statements

Hello rato

That $500k Super PAC transfer isn't going away.
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>>68791793
17: had fought with
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>>68792186
It was common DC gossip for a while
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>>68792067
>having a degree from Houston means you can't live in Austin
What am I missing here
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>>68790696

and she also said it was "categorically false"

1. Being without exception or qualification; absolute: a categorical refusal.


Not saying she's telling the truth - just that she didn't weasel out of a denial.
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Wonder what @HulkHogan thinks about this what with the sex scandal he just dealt with.
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>>68791963
He knows as much about memes before anyone else did as Tesla did about electricity.
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>>68792132
She probably put her name into the title field, like a dumb cunt.
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>>68790861
Maybe that is what she calls his penis.
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>>68792273
She was silent for ~14 hours on Twitter too. She got a lawyer and a canned defense memorized real quick
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>>68792219
I really don't give a fuck about your opinion.
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I got a buddy. Who said he went to college with cruz. And says that cruz is a science junky and nerd. I wouldnt believe the hype.
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>>68791149
"A DANGER TO HERSELF /AS WELL AS / [16~17 chars]"
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>>68788965
>http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

anyone got screenshots?
Also is someone intrested in re-publications. I own a few domains with hosting. Could put up legal source links etc etc
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>>68792209
http://www.electioncfo.com/services/
tl;dr they're a firm that runs a business doing the paperwork and getting the mail for dozens of political action committees. it's not any form of smoking gun or anything worth following up on
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>>68791793


>AS HER HUSBAND

Makes no sense. I'm not sure what it is, but I'm sure it's not that.
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>>68792300
Hogan was the victim. Ted is the perp.

Not comparable.
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>>68789666
http://pastebin.com/xxk5z3q4
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>>68790942
>>68790942
>>68790942

Let us celeberate based Turks instead.
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>>68792243
Or "had a fight with" although I'm not sure if it's entirely correct to begin with.
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how could she do this to us
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>>68792377
It's not an opinion, it's a fact. I'm inquiring why it is like that.

You're the most retarded person in this thread by far
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>>68792300
Wasn't a sex scandal exactly, his issue was more on the fact that gawker went against a court order to remove content that violated hogan's privacy.
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>tfw Trumpets took the bait, and deeply hurt Trump's campaign.

Where were you when the #CruzMissle took out /pol/?
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>>68792300
>implying hulk and Trump aren't working together this whole time
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ok, so which one of you faggots did this? and why are you holding out on us with the proof?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vV5jLoSmko
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>>68792408
That's what i'm seeing too.
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>>68790534
Based on what? It's not the same top at all.
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>>68789310
exposing 500k hush money donation to fiorina's campaign
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http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
POLITICAL BANTER COMING UP ON CNN
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Knowing the rat he's going to deny this to the grave
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>>68792219
Honestly politicians that have to appeal to people in a landmass as gigantic as the USA can't really be the same thing that works at low scale.
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>>68791793

17 + 9

After conversing with Cruz, I believe that she [Is Scared Of]
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>>68792478
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>>68792318
That makes sense, the guy above has mr.

Kelley E. Delafave isn't coming up with anything so far either though.
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>>68792156
I read this in El Rato's voice every time.
God damn his face is so punchable.
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>>68792475
>my opinion is fact

ok
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>>68792478
We can recognize you, you always post Hamtaro and expect a serious reply
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>>68792381
"other motorists" or maybe "her two children" or something along those line.
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Picture of the teacher looks like it's from either LinkedIn or a law firm or faculty profile. NE changed the color balance on some of the other photos, so it's likely not a navy blue business suit. Maybe peach, maybe a lighter blue. Back wall could have been burnt orange, which would suggest ut faculty, but they said "teacher," not professor.
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You forgot to change the proxy back to UK. Faggot redditor.
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Another one.

Even if it's not true force him to deny it.
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>>68792514
>video comes out with him having an orgy with the 5 girls
>NO IT WAS TRUMP
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>>68792300
Hulk was going through a divorce and expected privacy in the room.

This isnt a rato sex tape.
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>>68792219
Governor politics aren't like this.
You need to compare your national level to our state level, our national level is EU level for you.
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>>68792496
Right, but the point is that one of the things you found showed that the rest of the "links" aren't really there. The Alexandria post box and the people who work at Election CFO are listed as being the treasurers for many SuperPACs, democrat and republican and industry etc.
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>>68792419
Completely agree. Consider the disparity. How fast they were willing to go after Hogan and how they are trying to avoid harming Cruz.
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>>68789917
Trump is a fucking political mastermind. Gentlemen, we have our Machiavelli.
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Just drop it, its good Friday and we have the day off, go to the bar, chat up some hot chicks, go see a movie, just leave your basement and stop spreadig a false non story, or are you really that much of a loser?
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>>68792086
Good work anon, the nose is more distinct in this one
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GET IN HERE TO DECIPHER THE POLICE REPORT

>>68792526
>>68792526

>>68792526
>>
SAVAGE ON AIR IN TWO MINUTES

http://www.ksfo.com

GET IN HERE
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Lyin Ted strikes again
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>>68792657
Plot twist: it was Trump filming.
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>>68792691
Shut up shill.
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>>68792625
We should still check the professors at UT. They could've said teacher for confidentiality reasons
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>>68792086
Take pictures of the rest of the article if there's any more information.
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