EL RATO SQUEAKS OUT:
https://youtu.be/PIt2FSRui6o
RAMZPAUL TL;DR:S THE SITUATION
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ShaESg9orZc
Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>Amanda Carpenter directs press to her lawyer, >BASED HURRICANE KATRINA denies going anywhere near the snake's snake
OBJECTIVE: KEEP THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE ALL KIKERY
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal
Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
===============================
The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>YOUR MOM
>BRUCE JENNER
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>Story broken by same journalist as John Edwards scandal
>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
ARCHIVE EVERYTHING BEFORE POSTING ITT:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now/
PREV THREAD: >>68788965
Which hashtag are we going behind? We gotta rally the troops. This is meme warfare.
Was this story the one that Breitbart never released?
Alright this was fun and funny when it first started but now its just boring and repetitive, its probably a non story anyway, Im going to go do something else now, whos with me?
RUBIO CAMPAIGN TWEETING ABOUT CRUZ SCANDAL BEFORE MARCH 15th
>>68793845
Cruz Sex Scandal shirts. https://teespring
.com/donald-trump-2016-ted-cruz-s
>>68794002
Yessir.
There was an image comp going around of the timeline with Ben, "getting scooped," and a few bits about who wanted to release what.
>>68794071
I agree, seeing Trump smear an innocent man has made me a #KasichCuck
This better take hold. Rato better not be able to slip himself out of this one
>>68793845
If they are reporting 5 known adventures in pussyland, doesn't that make you think there were likely many more?
>>68793940
#CruzSexScandal is seeing the most usage but #TedScruz is also viable for normie appeal
Use both if you have room
>>68793845
>>'she could commit suicide'
>>'thinking suicidal thought recently.
>>'was visibly intoxocated'
>>''an possibly to others'
>>'at interstate x'
>>either
>>'nearby hospital'
>>or 'her family home or other relative
MATCHING TATTOOS ON THE SAME DAY
ONLY SOLD IN PACKS OF 2 ON ETSY
>>68794072
They thought it was against trump. It was against cruz and rubio was holding it off until it got closer to the convention.
>>68794240
Thank you anon.
THIS SHIT IS JUST GETTING STARTED
>>68794147
>>68794071
Sounds like the RNC finally found the thread.
Oh no, there is so much comfy here.
They tried to stump the Trump with that picture and he tore down their house.
So ... much ... comfy.
>>68794071
So how does one go about getting a job as a shill? Is there a place I can apply, or..?
Anyone watching the news networks now? What are they saying?
>>68794335
Oh shit so he actually did that for April Fools? Got a video?
>>68793210
I feel like this reminder will just reinforce keeping her quiet, while allowing the furor to have maximal effect.
>>68793229
I'm getting this feeling too.
>>68793282
What interests me is Breitbart knowing it and killing it. If this turns out true, then they just outed themselves as completely one sided, and this will destroy a lot of good will from their readership. Killing an outlet that attacks Trump seems like pretty good collateral. This also completely eliminates any negative ramifications from the "grabgate" shit, and makes Shapiro look complacent in underhanded shit.
>>68793435
What is luck is one of his skills?
>>68794000
Yeah, this campaign finance stuff looks really interesting. I think the response from Cruz and co. was natural. Deny everything is pretty much what anyone does. But now if Trump's subordinate did indeed perform then he is holding a bomb that can be used anytime
>>68794335
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
>>68794400
they knew it was against Cruz
see pic
>>68794489
Probably just Trump and Cruzs response to the NE article and how this could affect their campaigns.
>>68794608
Ah true. My bad.
Donald, you're a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone!
As for the rest of you, these threads must be stopped immediately!
Ted will destroy you! You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on
twitter by agents.
We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.
If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.
I REPEAT:
Ted will destroy you! You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on
twitter by agents.
We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.
If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.
I REPEAT:
Ted will destroy you! You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on
twitter by agents.
We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.
If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.
>>68794263
>tfw I made this picture 2 months ago and people are still posting it
I have a matching image of Heidi but not the full picture, I'd really appreciate the help
He fucked up big time by attacking Donald for no reason; he has no proof that Don was involved with NE or the story.
>>68794335
>getting a tattoo of an infamous anglo warmonger
HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR CAMPAIGN SENPAI
>>68794566
Cruz's tat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04lJlDP3wxI
Carpenter's tat: https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/451063265108312065 / http://archive.is/tGjXD
Etsy listing: https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:jmLkvo37f2IJ:https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/164731384/winston-churchill-temporary-tattoo-set+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk
>>68794725
How could he make such a stupid mistake? If he just said this was false and didn't rope Donald into it, it would have diminished. No he's made a X vs Y story for the media to push for ratings. This is going to cost him
>>68794725
He blamed the fucking Brussels attack on him.
Has he responded to this yet?
>>68794741
>Getting matching tattoos with your side action.
Another story link here (MSM in the UK)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/donald-trump/12204663/Ted-Cruz-says-affair-claims-are-garbage-and-attacks-Donald-Trumps-smear-attempts.html
>>68794838
He is a liar, hence Lyin Ted!
>>68794335
Cruz you sleaze bag....think of Heidi!!!
>Scene: Ted Cruz's campaign bus. 6AM this
morning
>The normally bustling campaign bus is gloomy and quiet
>A disheveled Ted shuffles into frame and slides into the booth across from his election consultant, Bill
>"So, what do they actually have?" Ted says, rubbing his eyes with one hand.
>"Nothing concrete so far, but this is not looking good"
>"Has anyone talked to the press?"
>"Not yet, we need to put out a release soon. Your speechwriters are working on a first draft for your public denial"
>"What are we gonna do, Bill?" Despair crosses Teds face for an instant.
>Bill's face turns to disgust.
>"If you had kept your dick in your pants we would never have to have this conversation."
>Bill gives a resigned sigh.
> "Damage control. Lots of damage control."
>"We need a way to turn this around."
>Bill thinks for a moment, Ted rests his head in his hands.
>Ted stands up and stares into the distance out the bus window.
>"There has to be a way. Something. I didn't come so far to be taken down by bimbos like that hack Edwards."
>Suddenly, Bill's face lights up.
>"I've got it! We have to BLAME DONALD"
>Ted looks confused for a moment, but slowly his face turns to a smile.
>"You're a genius Bill. We just BLAME DONALD"
>"Now you've got it, Ted! BLAME DONALD!"
>Break into musical number "Blame Donald" to the tune of "Blame Canada"
>End Scene
>>68794831
hahahahahaha holy shit
>>68794838
The fact that the media is even talking about it fucked him over hard. Bringing Donald into makes it even worse. Ted is a fucking idiot.
>>68794335
TWEET THIS EVERYWHERE WEW LADS!!!
>>68794695
a fucking leaf
>>68794725
Rato's small brain only sees the Don nowadays. Kasich isn't even on his mind anymore.
>>68794805
JUST.
>>68794335
Oh fuck nigga!
>>68794335
if he's not on suicide watch right now, his wife most certainly is
>>68794335
holy fucking shit
So I've been following all of this with the rest of /pol/ but something doesn't add up.
The two remaining women.
Somehow the three other women have been found almost instantly after the story was released, yet we haven't found the teacher and the hooker. I think these people do exist, but the images used in the article are not of them. If you look, the three we know have pictures that are much closer to their face -so it's just their head in the shot. The teacher and hooker have more of "top half of the body" picture.
Theory: These women are part of Rato's harem and exist, but the pictures used in the article are just placeholders and we won't find them through it.
I think Beck will have a tearful weekend.
LMMFAO.
He shilled so hard for Cruz. How will he spin this on Monday?
>>68793845
So you're paranoid Trump is going to lose enough to keep perpetuating garbage from the National Enquirer?
I hate Ted Cruz and want it to be true, but it's the National Enquirer....
>>68795011
She's been silent. I think a storms brewing. Shit will go down before Monday mark my words.
>>68795123
Anonymous is FBI front
>>68794838
Believing that Donald Trump is honest.
Only the naive would believe that Trump had nothing to do with this.
Come on.
Trump isn't winning because people think he's honest. Trump is winning because they think Trump will be a cutthroat leader for American interests.
BREAKING NEWS
Rubio to announce Trump endorsement on Tuesday.
BREAKING NEWS
https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/713455391867273216
oh dear
>>68795123
What are they gonna do, leak his phone number?
Have we become the next wave of jews?
>>68794695
Rato, you're a cheating bastard and leave Melania the hell alone!
As for the rest of you, these threads must be stepped up immediately!
Trump will destroy Cruz! Hillary will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and they are actively being monitored on
twitter by agents.
We are using Cruz shill IP addresses to contact your their ISP. This will lead us to their personal information.
If you want to see Cruz shills face massive fines and imprisonment, step it up now.
I REPEAT:
Trump will destroy Cruz! Hillary will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and they are actively being monitored on
twitter by agents.
We are using Cruz shill IP addresses to contact your their ISP. This will lead us to their personal information.
If you want to see Cruz shills face massive fines and imprisonment, step it up now.
I REPEAT:
Trump will destroy Cruz! Hillary will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and they are actively being monitored on
twitter by agents.
We are using Cruz shill IP addresses to contact your their ISP. This will lead us to their personal information.
If you want to see Cruz shills face massive fines and imprisonment, step it up now.
>>68795139
NE is perfectly, if not more, legit than most papers. It's more like a tmz than news of the world.
>>68795123
Prepare for more parody hats
You guys want some serious dirt on Cruz?
In this video he incorrectly identifies an AR-15 as a machine gun while claiming to be pro-2a and know what he's talking about
https://youtu.be/EaZGaJrd3x8
I'm lmaoing at ur life senpai
Also if someone can make a webm of him wrapping the bacon around the barrel I'd appreciate it.
>>68795123
>>68794943
He literally handed the media a feud story on a silver platter
>>68794924
just want to say this is great. even if no one else responds. fag
>>68795123
>>68795170
>>68795216
Anonymous is us you fucking kikes
>>68795212
S A V A G E
>>68795216
they're going to google extra hard to make sure they can find information widely available on google and then act like super leet hackers when they post it
>>68795088
How do you think he'll spin it? He's going to blame Trump, call it false, same as always. He's deluded and this isn't going to stop him.
We'll get glorious Glen Beck tears once Trump reaches the magic number of the National Enquirer busts out some hard evidence.
>>68795212
>CubanMistressCrisis
Holy fuck that's good
>>68795212
>He actually tweeted the #CubanMistressCrisis
M A D M A N
A
D
M
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>>68794906
This. We should show our support for Heidi against someone who would (allegedly) do such a heinous series of acts. Over and over again.
Poor Heidi.
>>68793845
>that press conference
Cruz is talking like Rubio and Jeb before he died. It's really the end for Ted isn't it?
>>68795212
ROGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I KNOW YOU'RE HERE.
>>68795304
Fuck you I'd never associate with such a cringe-inducing crowd.
>>68795178
That's not the point. If Cruz wanted this to blow over, he would never have mentioned Donald's involvement. It was a tactical error. Trump being the puppet master of this story is irrelevant
>>68795170
Holy shit I'm agreeing with a Jew
>>68794998
>Rato's small brain only sees the Don nowadays.
This seems to be a symptom of everyone who gets Trumped. They begin to see him everywhere, lurking in every shadow, even their own thoughts are not safe. It begins to take over every part of their life and then they simply self destruct. It's really unfortunate. Very sad.
>>68795304
>being this much of a cuck
>>68794485
this
>>68795123
>>68795394
Congratulations, welcome to 4chan
>>68794924
pretty good fampai, i give it 5/7
>>68794695
>We
Posting from Canada.
Great prank oversight you stupid moosefucker
>>68793845
I heard /pol/ had something to do with leaking the emails
Is this true?
>>68793845
>https://youtu.be/PIt2FSRui6o
>2:15
>Donald Trump might be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him
>>68795304
Anonymous hasn't been "us" for years. They got taken over by the government shortly after they began. Now they're just a joke compared to what they used to stand for. Which, honestly, wasn't even anything to begin with.
>>68795313
KEK
>>68793845
damn ramzpaul got old.
I used to watch his videos years ago, man time has been harsh on him.
>>68794335
But what if he bought dozens of them and passed them around the office.
What if he has a receipt for hundreds of those fucking tattoos and gave them out to everyone?
>>68795304
mmm-hmm
>calls him Lyin' Ted
>spreads lies about him
>>68795250
lol
>>68795088
>Glenn Kek (my life into pieces) goes on a tirade the entire time about how Donald is the Antichrist
>spends the last minute straight up cry/screaming into the mic
>ends with someone dragging him away from his seat as he struggles to keep himself in front of the mic
>>68795430
It literally devours them from the inside and then the Don issues the death sentence.
>>68795534
Your paycheck is about to come to a halt when your boss has to drop out
>>68795393
I too have a feeling he lurks /pol/ and maybe tries t o use our meme power for Donald.
>>68795304
Spotted the newfag.
Guys this ted scandal is probobly true. NI has a habit that buys legit insider info for scoops.
>>68795304
>>68795512
need I post more?
>>68795268
I can't watch this video without thinking "relees teh tapes donnled"
BASED MILO LEAKS RELEVANT ARTICLE INCLUDING CRAZY INFO
http://wtop.com/presidential-election/2016/02/former-lawyer-d-c-madam-records-could-affect-presidential-election/
GET THE FUCK IN YER
>>68794922
>>68795304
Spawned from this site yes. Was for the lulz at one point very very early in the beginning yes. But then they had all these social activists join and shit and it all went to hell.
>>68795267
10/10
>>68795212
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
BTFO
T
F
O
>>68795123
There's no such thing as Anonymous. If it did exist, it would be us. The guys in the Guy Fawkes masks are just faggots and (probably) the feds.
>>68795508
Then where's the photos of everybody else with them?
New OC:
>>68795659
THIS IS IT LADS, THIS IS THE END OF CRUZ
SERIOUSLY GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>68795304
Lurk moar, you fucking nigger.
>>68795646
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>>68795617
You know with some of the shit Don says I've thought one of his top aides must be a /pol/ tard. The wife agrees too.
>>68795314
He will have to acknowledge the Enquirer as being right in lots of other cases.
Or will he?
Maybe he will go the space aliens route.
Who knows? I don't trust him after he has tried to stump the Trump with stupid stuff. I don't listen to his show, but I will on Monday for a few minutes anyway. Then back to the real show I listen to at 9 am.
Spreading this shit on my 800+ followers twitter account, already got around 130 retweets
>>68795393
No, I'm not
>>68795659
STOP SPLITTING THREADS FAGGOT
>>68795304
Well, Anonymous does like taking it up the ass.
>>68795304
>underage
>you have to go back.tumbl
>>68795071
The hooker wouldn't have a picture online unless she was soliciting during his term as senator (he was also in DC between 01-03).
The teacher probably would
The hooker has a professional portrait, most likely taken in a studio in DC, and it's not revealing like most pictures of hookers you see online except in that it shows her assets.
The hooker is most likely post 2012. Still hard to find.
>>68795659
HOW DEEP DOES THIS GO
>>68795824
Agreed
>>68793845
Wow, that's a really great picture of Heidi. Gotta give it to her.
>>68795534
Kill yourself
>>68795659
holy FUCK
>>68795823
Get fucked mate
>>68795779
I miss Kinsey's comfortable comfiness.
Those days.
>>68793845
Does anyone have the clip of the Cruz Campaign complaining about Melania posing naked in GQ? That shit needs to get played 24/7.
>>68795787
It HAS to be.
Every time he plans a move through social media, and it can involve /pol/ spamming the shit out of it, it works out very good for him.
It wouldn't be impossible since people like Milo also browse /pol/, and he's a somewhat MSM character too.
>>68795329
We coined the term, lad
I don't mind Stone using it. I hope he or Robert Morrow is in this thread.
>>68795988
Checked
They definitely are
>>68795178
As I explained to someone earlier, it doesn't matter if Trump is being honest with this.
In fact, if this scandal had been about Trump or Bill Clinton, for example, it wouldn't have mattered because people expect nothing more from them.
The reason this is bad for Cruz is because of the hypocrisy:
For months Cruz and his people have been painting him as being morally superior to everyone else.
You have him wearing his Christianity of his sleeve, you have others claiming that G*d is ordaining Cruz to be president because he's the man who will save America when revelations come to pass.
So it's the hypocrisy, not the scandal that is doing the damage.
The bottom line... he's the snake we always suspected he was.
>>68795663
Stop splitting the threads just post it here.
>>68795534
There is more than one reason he is called "Lyin'TED"
>IN EVENTS STRIKINGLY SIMILAR TO THE POLITICAL MELTDOWN OF PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFUL JOHN EDWARDS IN THE 2008 DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL RACE, NOW REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT FAVORITE SENATOR TED CRUZ (TX) FINDS HIMSELF IN A WEB OF SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES HE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO ESCAPE.
>ON MARCH 23, U.S TABLOID NEWSPAPER "THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER", RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ORIGINAL PUBLICATION OF THE JOHN EDWARDS AFFAIR, FOR WHICH THEY SUBSEQUENTLY RECEIVED A PULITZER PRIZE FOR EXCELLENT JOURNALISM, THE HIGHEST AWARD WITHIN THE FIELD, PUBLISHED THE SHOCKING STORY OF SENATOR CRUZ'S ALLEGED AFFAIR WITH 5 WOMEN FROM HIS PAST.
>IN LIGHT OF THE RECENTLY SURFACED POLICE REPORT OF CRUZ'S WIFE HEIDI'S PURPORTED "BREAKDOWN" AND SUICIDAL DEPRESSION, THE ALLEGATIONS ARE GAINING TRACTION IN WORLD NEWS.
>EVEN MORE SHOCKING IS THE NEWLY PUBLISHED FEDERAL ELECTION COMMISSION REPORT SHOWING A SURPRISING AND SEEMINGLY UNEXPLAINABLE TRANSACTION OF $500,000 FROM A TED CRUZ SUPER-PAC, TO THE CAMPAIGN OF HIS COMPETITOR -- CARLY FIORINA.
>ONE OF THE ALLEGED MISTRESSES IN CRUZ'S AFFAIRS, SARAH ISGUR FLOREZ, IS CARLY FIORINA'S OWN CAMPAIGN MANAGER.
>THE INTERNET AND BLOGOSPHERE IS CURRENTLY BUBBLING WITH ALLEGATIONS THAT CRUZ PAYED THE FIORINA CAMPAIGN HALF A MILLION U.S DOLLARS TO KEEP THE STORY BURIED - EVENTS SCARILY SIMILAR TO THOSE OF FORMER SENATOR JOHN EDWARDS.
>THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER IS ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR PUBLISHING THE AFFAIRS OF O.J SIMPSON, JESSE JACKSON AND TIGER WOODS.
>WE CONTINUE TO FOLLOW WHAT MIGHT ARGUABLY BECOME ONE OF THE MOST SHOCKING MELTDOWNS IN U.S POLITICAL HISTORY.
where were you when el rato dead?
>>68795304
Hey, buddy. This your first day?
>>68795071
The three found out are involved in politics and are regularly on the news, they're easy to figure out. A lot harder to find a random school teacher from TX.
>>68795071
The three figured out so far are very public political figures that have worked with Cruz. The other two are likely to be less public figures and are obviously going to be far more difficult to find.
>>68796115
they already have split the thread
FUCKING THREAD SPLITTERS
https://medium.com/@Blackppl4Trump/l-affaire-of-ted-cruz-c1818b9db18f#.qp677a5kd
Confirmation of #CruzSexScandal from 1 of the women's sister-in-law--I'm dumbfounded any woman wld touch him !
>Confirmation of #CruzSexScandal from 1 of the women's sister-in-law--I'm dumbfounded any woman wld touch him !
https://medium.com/@Blackppl4Trump/l-affaire-of-ted-cruz-c1818b9db18f#.qp677a5kd
Confirmation of #CruzSexScandal from 1 of the women's sister-in-law--I'm dumbfounded any woman wld touch him !
>Confirmation of #CruzSexScandal from 1 of the women's sister-in-law--I'm dumbfounded any woman wld touch him !
Confirmation of #CruzSexScandal from 1 of the women's sister-in-law--I'm dumbfounded any woman wld touch him !
>Confirmation of #CruzSexScandal from 1 of the women's sister-in-law--I'm dumbfounded any woman wld touch him !
Confirmation of #CruzSexScandal from 1 of the women's sister-in-law--I'm dumbfounded any woman wld touch him !
>Confirmation of #CruzSexScandal from 1 of the women's sister-in-law--I'm dumbfounded any woman wld touch him !
Confirmation of #CruzSexScandal from 1 of the women's sister-in-law--I'm dumbfounded any woman wld touch him !
>Confirmation of #CruzSexScandal from 1 of the women's sister-in-law--I'm dumbfounded any woman wld touch him !
Confirmation of #CruzSexScandal from 1 of the women's sister-in-law--I'm dumbfounded any woman wld touch him !
>Confirmation of #CruzSexScandal from 1 of the women's sister-in-law--I'm dumbfounded any woman wld touch him !
Confirmation of #CruzSexScandal from 1 of the women's sister-in-law--I'm dumbfounded any woman wld touch him !
>Confirmation of #CruzSexScandal from 1 of the women's sister-in-law--I'm dumbfounded any woman wld touch him !
Confirmation of #CruzSexScandal from 1 of the women's sister-in-law--I'm dumbfounded any woman wld touch him !
>Confirmation of #CruzSexScandal from 1 of the women's sister-in-law--I'm dumbfounded any woman wld touch him !
>>68794831
>https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/451063265108312065 / http://archive.is/tGjXD
Oops they took it down lol.
>>68796271
From where?
>>68795659
Like watching a train wreck in slow motion
>>68796278
Not exactly
>>68793845
the fact that he's slept around doesn't bother me in the least.
the fact that he's sleeping around with other politicians and reporters is crazy though. Why even risk it?
You think you can talk shit about Cruz all day? That your racism and intolerance will be accepted?
You think my Bible is just for show?
Well done, you got a reaction from the bad boys of theblaze.com. That's what you wanted, right? Now we've decided we don't like you. You've fucked with the wrong gentlemen - and we're about to get very euphoric.
Your pitiful memeing skills are hilarious. Memeing anonymously is level 1. Can you meme into reality - like Ted did with Advanced Memetics? Can you meme through space and time? I have memed into many polls and even memed the voters. I've memed into Iowa. I've been memeing since I had a daughter. It is what I was raised to do.
You have no idea to the extent of fear which you should be feeling now you have drawn us Cruz Bruisers on you. Your bigoted orange-skinned diety can't protect you now. Have you ever even memed someone? I have no empathy and I will probably feel joy memeing Carson's votes.
You think I'm giving you an empty threat? Believe that. I have shills in dark places that you don't want to know about. If you live even close to me you better fear for your life - my nose can cut through steel.
Track my IP if you want to, but I am smart enough to use a library computer. Hack into my account if you want, but it will just make it easier for me to track you.
With love,
A Cruiser.
>>68795123
Anonymous hasn't done anything of worth in the years since it started
> n-now they will !
>Breitbart News, the notoriously Trump-friendly conservative outlet, was also pitched the story of Cruz’s extramarital affairs, according to a source close to the publication. That source said an operative allied with Marco Rubio—but not associated with his official campaign—showed the publication a compilation video of Cruz and a woman other than his wife coming out of the Capitol Grille restaurant and a hotel on Tuesdays and Thursdays. But the outlet opted not to report on the video, which demonstrated no direct evidence of an affair.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html
>>68796359
YES
>>68795123
fuck anonymous they are government funded
>>68795856
I was thinking along the same lines. Everyone has assumed that the woman with the rack is the hooker.
I agree with you that the conservative looking one is probably the $1000 per night gal.
That being said... the N/E is making a point of poorly disguising the women in this story.
They are using easily found files in order to get the names out.
Once we find out who the other two, we will probably find that these identical photos are just sitting out there.
(unless, of course, they are smart enough to delete their social media accounts before someone finds them)
>>68796334
Looks like a desperate smear to try to derail Cruz from trying to derail Trump.
National Enquirer has ties to Clinton and the Bilderberg Group.
Maybe she prefers Trump in the general election. Maybe Trump has been playing the GOP from the start.
The stakes are high. Cruz can cockblock Trump from getting enough delegates to take the nomination on the first ballot.
The only women they can accuse him of having affairs with are female public figures that will deny it.
Very desperate on Trump or Hillary's part.
>>68795304
"anonymous" are now anonymous the same way NSA workers are anonymous
>>68795979
>Katrina is browsing this thread right now
>>68796528
Why does no one reference the Cyber-police in any of these new pastas anymore?
>>68796359
We can pray this is real but it will never gather traction. No one can verify that it's not a troll.
>>68794335
WTF?!?!
Anon, you beautiful autist;)
>>68796359
Was getting caught apart of his plan?
>>68796739
Because Consequences?
>>68796691
This is true
>>68796359
>“Trump wants to bully and intimidate folks and that clearly is having a trickle down effect. It really really sucks,” the lover appeared to admit in a Tweet as the Enquirer’s story was disclosed.
It's Carpenter. Still, this article by definition can't be proven.
>>68796829
They'll never be the same.
>>68796726
s-so then she's read all the times I posted about wanting to cum on her toes and have her force me to lick it off? Also
D A L L A S
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>>68796675
The people behind the story are probably willing to take a Gawker like loss to give Trump the nomination.
The Bilderberg group can reimburse them 100 million, no problemo.
Will you slander Cruz and lose a court battle to derail his campaign?
Of course.
As long as Trump gets the nomination... 100-200 million is peanuts.
>>68796528
top kek
>>68796505
because he's not and /pol/ doesn't give a shit about proof
they're trying to get their meme elected
these general threads and full blown propaganda machines here are disgusting
Lets assume for a second we *know* this is untrue, which is still possible of course:
Read the OP and tell me it doesn't look like something a bunch of tumblr feminists would do
this is the same sort of shit thats happened to Cosby, Clarence Thomas, and other conservative figures. I'm not surprised it's coming from a leftist and his supporters, which are largely reformed leftists
>>68794071
Wanker alert
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html
>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html
". That source said an operative allied with Marco Rubio—but not associated with his official campaign—showed the publication a compilation video of Cruz and a woman other than his wife coming out of the Capitol Grille restaurant and a hotel on Tuesdays and Thursdays."
>. That source said an operative allied with Marco Rubio—but not associated with his official campaign—showed the publication a compilation video of Cruz and a woman other than his wife coming out of the Capitol Grille restaurant and a hotel on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
RICK WILSON TWEETED FOR REPORTERS TO LET THEIR INTERNS POST THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND THEN "DISCOVER" IT TO AVOID LEGAL QUESTIONS.
THIS IS #THETHING THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT.
>>68795819
Everyone knows roger stone is an anime masturbator!
National Inquirer has links to Hillary, Bilderberg.
This makes me suspicious about Trump.
He could have been a Hillary plant all along. Another fucking Ross Perot to piggyback the Clintons into the White House.
>>68796767
its amanda carpenters sister in law
how can we not verify
>>68796359
SHHHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTT
>The woman, whose brother is married to the alleged paramour—who appears on CNN as contributor, said, “It’s true. They were together only a few times.” She added her sister-in-law, “was transfixed by Ted. He has a way of selling ice to an Eskimo.” I asked when the affairs occurred. “Right before Ted’s campaign for Senate,” she said. “They’d get together when Cruz visited DC.” She added, “The whole family knows, everybody knows about this.”
> “It was a mistake, but everybody makes mistake. Ted Cruz is like Clinton though—he preys on young admiring women.”
>>68796829
>>68796913
Thank you anons. Have a pepe.
>>68795304
anonymous and lulzsec have been co-opted in government agencies because the users don't wanna go to jail nigga
newfag
>>68794335
>GBP
>not saving your GBP for tendies
>>68795856
>>68796316
>>68796334
Fair points. The "style", I guess, of the pictures just stood out to me that they might be stock image placeholders.
the hashtag has been trending for over 16hrs now i think...
there were anon's who said it could only trend for 8 hrs last night guess they were wrong.
>>68795088
Have a feeling that after Cucking the state of Utah, Beck and Cruz won't be welcome in the Beehive State anymore.
>>68794335
tattoo? Winston Churchill?
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>68794072
Tweet this to Donald "The Rubio campaign was hinting at this scandal before March 15th".
The media is now trying to paint Trump as the guy who made up this story to attack Cruz when it's TRUE story.
>>68797220
It was on and off
>>68797220
They were shills trying to split the tag. Damage Control
>>68797301
what?
>>68794924
Keep it up anon. This helps enhance the mood.
>>68795250
Wanker alert
>>68795178
It would be worse if trump had no part in this. But he did, and he played Lyin Ted like a damn fiddle.
>>68797133
>newfag
Hardly, remember this?
>>68797361
The hashtag was trending on and off. Sometimes it was on the trending lists and sometimes it was not
>>68797477
>i've been on 4chan since captcha was implemented!
not helping your case there
>>68795878
How long is Raphaels Pecker?
>>68795170
you fucking filthy jew
we zerohedge now
>>68793845
>Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
Isn't this what /pol/ usually hates when it comes from feminists?
>>68797278
>When it's a true story
>a trump supporter with no evidence, which doesn't matter to trump supporters
>>68797477
m8, I'm sorry, but 4chan used to be anonymoose and dox for lulz. Now other newfags stepped in and call themselves Anonymous while doing SJW shit.
>>68797681
trump and his followers act like leftists
it's really not surprising
>>68795304
wew lad
>>68797593
Well since it was only a short time ago you must surely know how many years ago it was implemented?
>>68797658
Was it a Trump aide though? Didn't think it was. According to the daily beast it was a Rubio operative -- http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html
>>68796382
Oh damn, that's pretty telling.
>>68797729
This is true
>>68797681
We're trying to kill El Rato, Sweden.
>>68797740
Faggot alert.
>>68796382
Still shows up for me
>>68795212
>#CubanMistressCrisis
holy shit that's perfect in every way
>>68797773
a few.
>>68797863
houstan
we have a cuban mistress crisis
>>68797015
KIKE SHAPIRO...CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES?
>“We got it from a Rubio ally,” said the source. “It was too thin, so [Breitbart’s Washington political editor Matt Boyle] decided not to run it. There was no way to verify the claims.”
>>68797823
>faggot alert
>says the leftist faggot
>>68795490
this slipped right past me. nice
>>68797889
Opened up twitter trying to learn how to navigate it and here's what I saw.
Kek'd hard.
>>68795268
>this kills the /k/
>>68794924
The imagery was really clear. Nice work anon.
>>68797959
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEMS
I'm confused. Are all these shills actual Cruz supporters or are they just Bernie people trying to stir shit up?
Or are they just pretending to be shills to fuel our energy levels like I did that one time last night?
>>68797681
That was the first part written in the OP almost 16 hours ago when details were less known. Carpenter and the Fiorina cunt are sluts and we are treating them as such.
>>68798134
If anything they are just anti trump shills. Anything that makes him look better they go against.
>>68798134
I think they're huddling around trying to formulate a new script today. Last night they were out and about trying to split threads left and right
>>68797889
6 but nice try
"Very revealing that 7 senior members of @tedcruz 's campaign resigned as the #CruzSexScandal broke. "
https://twitter.com/_BradleyStein_/status/713469160311898114
>>68796382
It's still up
>>68798134
>Or are they just pretending to be shills to fuel our energy levels like I did that one time last night?
Is this the new version of "Jokes on you, I was pretending"?
Anyway, answering the question, I think they're just baby's first shill.
>>68794072
>rick wilson
surprised he still uses twitter desu.
DAILY REMINDER THAT THIS "THING" IS A VIDEO OF TED CRUZ REGULARLY HAVING LATE NIGHT, PRIVATE DINNERS WITH ONE OF THE WOMEN IDENITIFED IN THE NAT ENQ. ARTICLE
WHY ISN'T RICK STILL ASKING IT FOR IT TO BE PUBLISHED?
>>68798309
Fucking rat. Kek
>>68798134
People who don't give a shit and just want to stir shit up for (You)'s. They're not on any side I don't think
>>68798309
Having such a good day today
>>68798053
wewlad
>>68798134
>people want evidence first
>this is a common tactic to defame people
>THEY are the shills, not us, the dedicated propaganda campaign
as if your question isn't soliciting a circlejerk anyway you reddit-tier faggot
>>68798309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgflCE7zRpc
Someone really needs to make an infographic of all the evidence so far:
>The 5 women
>"The Thing" tweets
>The Breitbart video of Cruz leaving a hotel with a woman and how it was ultimately not released, along with the "I hate being scooped" tweet
>The Piersen connection
>The Carpenter-Cruz tattoo thing
And whatever is left.
>>68796687
???
The GOP is doing every thing in their power to make sure Hilary goes up against a soft opponent. It was supposed to be Yeb but Trump took him out without mercy. Then Rubio and now Cruz is the only real candidate the GOP has in the running anymore.
This doesn't make but Cruz look bad. And it has already sown seeds of doubt. He pretty much ended his own campaign when he acknowledged the accusations.
Understand that the GOP was intending to throw this race from the very beginning. Both parties have always intended for Hilary to win.
That is the biggest reason that Trump is able to grab this election and run off with it. None of the people he's up against were ever actually intended to win.
Now they're scrambling to make sure one of the establishment candidates gets the GOP nomination because Hilary is a walking collection of scandals and a real opponent would massacre her.
You can tell they don't give a shit which one of their bought and paid for representatives gets the nomination by the way the are actively shilling specifically against Trump. We see relatively few "Cruzmissle" or "GayFoamGuy!" shills but a ton of "Anyone but Trump" shills. Because everyone but Trump is in on the game.
>>68798309
GUESS WHO'S GOIN TO TEAM TRUMP
>>68798309
I can't find any articles about this
>>68798309
Even an untrue allegation of a sex scandal can crush a campaign. I don't blame them at all for wanting to unhitch themselves from this runaway train.
>>68798614
Well memed friend.
>>68798542
>the 5 women
>evidence
>video of leaving a restaurant
>evidence
>the piersen "connection"
>evidence
>the carpenter tattoo thing
>evidence
>and whatever is left
just post a picture of a cluster of straws with a hand reaching for them
Remember that it is all about concern and support of poor Heidi and how she must be reacting to all of this.
>>68795352
One minute of silence for Rato's campaign.
Press F to pay respects.
Release the tapes Cruz.
>>68798614
Damn, that's pretty good. This needs to make the rounds on twitter
RELEASE THE TAPES CRUZ
>>68798764
>He doesn't know what "circumstantial evidence" means
>>68798309
It may be happening but this tweet is bullshit. the date on the image is 1st Feb.
http://dcwhispers.com/report-cruz-campaign-prepared-sex-scandal-story-several-weeks/
Cruz knew this was coming
>>68797477
>start to do this
>go to present a presentation for one of my courses in college
>one of the animations in my presentation required an add on of some kind
>download required one of these captchas
>with the computer hooked up to the big projector in full view of the entire class and professor, I without thinking quickly type "sandbox niggers"
>no one says anything
>notice everyone looks horrified while I do my presentation
>release what I did afterwards
>receive A on presentation
Always fun when 4chan spills over into real life.
LYIN' TED
New bantz: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/713471400082874368
>>68798801
The game is about preventing Trump from getting 1237.
Cruz ain't done.
The sex scandal won't hurt him.
The establishment wins as long as they can cockblock Trump.
If the scandal turns out to be true, this will only make Cruz less palatable.
Jeb/Romney 2016.
This can totally backfire on Trump or Shillary.
>>68799018
Yeah I couldn't find any articles about it
Chuck Todd breaking the story on MSNBC right now.
>The National Enquirer
I've been gone awhile so I just learned about this now. Do you guys legitametly believe this happened or are you just doing it to falsely bring down Cruz?
>>68798801
F-fffuck off you fucking rat.
Nope, can't do it, tried.
>>68799102
Link?
>>68799018
I think that they discovered that Breibart was going to publish it, that's why they jumped ship, but Kike Shapiro hid it.
>>68799054
Slayed
>>68798987
circumstantial evidence is called circumstantial because it isn't real evidence you dumb piece of shit
>>68799121
They do some homework usually
>>68799121
Does it really matter if it happened or not if the public thinks it happened?
But yeah, I think this is legitimate.
>>68797106
Which clinton though?
>>68798614
MEME IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA.
>>68799074
>A sex scandal won't hurt Cruz, who has fashioned his whole appeal on being a Christian
Dude what
today has been the most fun i had on twitter since #alwaystrump was trending
lmao the redpilling is real no matter what happens millions of people now know rato is a POS
>>68799054
Post your reactions when Cruz got killed by Rubio from the grave.
>>68799102
They are talking about Cruz almost like he is in the past tense.
>>68799054
THE MADMAN
>>68799169
It was revealed it wasn't Ben but it was the senior editor at large who didn't publish it because the video didn't show enough definitive proof of the affair
>>68798764
>bernie bros white knighting for cruz
so cute reddi-chan
>>68798468
He's an absolute mad man.
I actually like him now.
>>68793845
>5 minutes
>after cruz's big speech against Trump, the first question from a journalist is "so are you going to vote for him?"
>>68797200
>The "style", I guess, of the pictures just stood out to me that they might be stock image placeholders.
The pics might be of such low resolution that they couldn't blow them up into a headshot without the image becoming pixellated.
>>68793845
>CHANNELING MY BEST BILL CLINTON
>>68799046
One of my personal favorite greentext stories
>>68799202
>Circumstantial evidence is evidence that relies on an inference to connect it to a conclusion of fact—like a fingerprint at the scene of a crime. By contrast, direct evidence supports the truth of an assertion directly—i.e., without need for any additional evidence or inference.
https://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/fre/rule_401
>Evidence is relevant if: (a) it has any tendency to make a fact more or less probable than it would be without the evidence
NEWSFLASH:
I know someone who's parents went to Princeton with Cruz and were in the same year. The mom was even hit on by Ted, and apparently was weird and hit on girls very creepily at school and was extremely perverted. FIND THE CLASSMATES. GET THE STORIES. I CANT GIVE PERSONAL INFO, BUT THERE ARE MORE OUT THERE
>>68799341
>if you aren't trump, you're bernie
that is literally half of the responses I get from trump supporters
you guys have less of a vocabulary than trump
>reddit chan
as if the crossposting for trump from reddit isn't unprecented in volume
>>68799270
I don't use any social media
>>68799313
I believe that they thought that even the rumor would've destroyed them.
>>68793845
What reality does he live in that he thinks this id Trump's fault and that Trump is losing elections? None of this has anything to do with Trump.
>>68799156
It was at the beginning of MTP Daily aired at 5pm EST on MSNBC .
Anybody grab the clip?
>>68799237
They're considered a shit tier tabloid.
You are forgetting the scandals they get wrong.
The scandal doesn't fit the profile for one the National Inquirer would get right.
Maybe someone takes one for the Donald or Hillary.
Desperate smear to try to turn primary momentum towards Trump and get the 1237, avoid the contested convention.
One of the top stories on Drudge was how Cruz helped secure delegates in Louisiana and may have poached 10 delegates from Trump.
>>68799074
can i buy some weed from you?
I know why Ted did it.
> be Ted
> be loser in high school
> nobody likes me, ugly and fat
> and obnoxious
> go to college and its the same thing
> never have sex with girls
> roommates make fun of me
> few friends and i also hate them
> think im smarter than everyone else
> graduate from college
> work for bush campaign
> the one woman who's ever paid me any attention, heidi cruz, actually likes me
> over the moon happy
> slowly realize that im not satisfied with just heidi
> our careers have taken us far away from each other
> but i'm a hotshot politician now, powerful lawyer, and i have money+ success
> all of a sudden women talk to me
> hear stories of senators cheating all the time, its not a problem for them, of course i won't get caught
> only idiots let themselves get caught
> everyonesdoingit
> one affair leads to another
> leads to using an escort service
> because i was repressed sexually for so long, and everyone thought i was an ugly loser
> and now i am powerful, and addicted to the affection i was denied for so long
Banter aside, was Ted responding to this story literally the stupidest fucking campaign move in history?
Him commenting has allowed it to move from a supermarket tabloid to MSM
>>68795304
Yes, us goyim!
we going parabolic now folks, RATO is in a world of hurt. hes fucking done.
>>68799356
They know exactly what they're doing.
SLEAZY DRUMPF BTFO
T
F
O
>>68798773
I hope she is ok
"Donald Trump may be a rat but i have no desire to copulate with him" d-does Ted want to fuck big Don?
>>68795178
Im voting for Trump because of his pure honesty alone.
>>68799271
Because he's not a pedophile or a faggot.
Trump was beating Cruz with bible belt whites for being manly and white.
Cruz is painted as super Christian but he's actually winning more establishment moderates than Trump.
Trump is winning most of the "bible thumpers" and evangelicals even though he has cheated on a past wife.
The values voters weren't voting for Cruz to start off with.
>>68799904
Just a PC way of saying "I don't want to fuck with him"
>>68799980
>The values voters weren't voting for Cruz to start off with.
>Ignore the fact that Cruz won 70% of Utah
>>68796359
Not confirmation - could just be a troll inserting an amanda carpenter tweet into their article.
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M E M E M A G I C
'Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him' - He is implying he prefers intercourse with rats. What the fuck? This freak is a furry too?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/the-fix/wp/2016/03/25/this-remarkable-cnn-exchange-took-the-ted-cruz-affair-rumors-from-the-tabloids-into-the-mainstream/
Washington Post
>>gets ousted for cheating
>>"DONALD DONALD DONALD DONALD DONALD DONALD DONALD DONALD DONALD DONALD"
>>68799607
What's with all the spaces reddit? You're not there you're here.
NEW BREAD WHEN???
>>68799505
TELL HER TO CALL FOX NEWS, CNN, AND MSNBC YA DIP
>>68800083
>>68800083
>>68800083
NEW BREAD
>>68799973
I'm not voting for Trump because he's honest. No one thinks he's 100% honest, a boy scout, or some sort of nice guy.
I'd vote for him because he's a cutthroat asshole which America needs to be great again.
I don't trust Trump but I'd vote for him.
This Cruz scandal is 100% bullshit that will help Cruz.
>>68799501
>make a fact more or less probable
that's my point, circumstantial evidence isn't inherently evidence
in law, more or less probable implies it must come with other evidence that supports the allegation.
A fingerprint at the scene of the crime itself isn't evidence, unless it is otherwise connected to the crime in another fashion
>shooting at 7-11
>hundreds of thousands of fingerprints
>they're all evidence
the entire point is along the notion of "correlation doesn't necessarily prove causation".
it's ironic you're quoting the law when if this set of "evidence" were brought before even the most gung ho prosecutor they would spit in your face
>>68797658
Enquirer quoted Roger Stone as someone they were asking about the story - not as the source of it.
Another example of media dishonesty
>>68799607
>>68799074
>>68797085
>>68796947
>>68796687
>>68795508
So far in this thread you've bounced around from defending Cruz to concern trolling to engaging in outright delusion. You're all over the place. Unfocused. Low effort shilling.
>>68798773
New OP edited to reflect this
>>68800094
this
>>68800061
Yeah, Mormons. Not mainstream Christians. A good chink think polygamy is 100% okay.
They likely voted against Trump because evangelicals rejected Romney and endorse Trump.
>>68796359
>>68796883
Pic related.
>>68796982
Just drink poison already you delusional butthurt loser. Serious kys faggot.
>>68800689
hello Cheato
>>68795304
where have you been in the last 8 years
>>68800971
Mostly working honestly. Don't get on here as much as I used to.
>>68794924
Ending ruined it
>>68800172
REMINDER OF NEW BREAD
REMINDER OF NEW BREAD
REMINDER OF NEW BREAD
>>68799631
kind of what ramzpaul said
