> the link name
I am DECEASED
oh my lawdy
>>68788266
>>68788266
ALL OUT MEMETIC WARFARE
>ALL OUT MEMETIC WARFARE
ALL OUT MEMETIC WARFARE
>ALL OUT MEMETIC WARFARE
ALL OUT MEMETIC WARFARE
Bahahahaha
>>68788266
Cruz + Trump
haha
classic trump
"cover story in this week's issue" buy it now!
>>68788266
>>68788266
savage
Doubles decide el Rattos fate after all this blows up
>>68788266
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!!!
THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A MEME WIZARD!!!
PRAISE KEK!!!
Subtle savagery, I love it
>>68788999
Well it looks like trips decided he was blowing up
>>68788999
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>68788999
F U C K
U
C
K
>>68788999
HOLY FUCK
>>68788266
I didn't even notice that. Some fucking next level shit
>>68788999
my word
>>68788999
Cruizes along
>>68788266
>>68788999
>>68788999
El Rattos will die of prostate cancer on 2019
>>68788266
I HAVE CEASED LIVING
>>68788266
He mad. Have we gone to far? He is a chess master, us mere pawns
ded
>>68788999
Him and Jeb! kill themselves. Doubles decide how
>>68789701
Damnit off by one.
>>68788999
It'll turn out he actually did fuck escorts and one of them will be a tranny. We then get to spend the next few months watching as his campaign collapses and the GOP scrambles to shore up Kasich, to no avail.
>>68788266
>I am DECEASED
I dont get it
>>68789617
FIORINA IS BEHIND EVERTHING
>>68788999
He becomes a Bernie supporter and advocates cuckoldry.
HOW IS THIS HAPPENING
WHAT
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>68788266
that was a good response. he didn't stir the pot or incite any more bullshit. more than likely i think this whole thing was a ploy by cruz and pol fucking fell for it.
>>68788999
cucked to death
THE EMPEROR AWAKENS
>>68788999
Sacrificed to KEK
>>68788266
>and while they were right about OJ Simpson, John Edwards, and many others, I certainly hope they are not right about Lyin' Ted Cruz
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
>>68788999
He will be divorced and paying child support working as a homosexual prostitute
Kek approved
>>68788266
Lion vs the Lyin'
the meme god calls for a sacrifice, and the Cruz is all prepped and ready
>>68788999
He dies in an orgy of fat men
>>68788999
He goes and has a happy muslim life with his 6 wives
>>68788999
Deported
>>68788999
he will die of AIDS (which he got sucking off a male prostitute)
>>68789870
I' ve been saying this from day 1. Same with the Trump " honour guard" or whatever that autistic shit was.
We need to be vigilant.
>>68788999
He will an hero
attempt to assassinate Trump, and Trump will ground slam him to death
>>68788999
he'll get drop out and then get divorced
>>68788999
He has to live outside the USA, right next to The Wall.
>>68788999
His fate will be public humiliation and his drop from the race.
>>68788999
He gets away unscathed and wins the nomination
>>68788999
he'll be forced to choose between US and Canadian citizenship
>>68790166
CONFIRMED
>>68790166
We have a WINNER
>>68790222
FUCK YOU
>>68790166
>>68788999
he will transform into a rat
>>68790166
>>68790222
A fucking banana on top of blue ice cream and red syrup
>>68788999
Deportation to Canada where he gets raped to death by refugees.
SAVAGE
>>68790222
aaaayyy lmoa
>>68788999
endorse trump
>>68788999
He has to go back
>>68788999
His wife finally leaves him for the bull she's been cucking him with, dubs decides who
>>68790525
Obviously he has been cucking her
>>68788266
meme wizard
>>68790525
>>68789763
When black people find something funny on Twitter and facebook they post "I'm Dead" or simply "Dead" usually followed by various combinations of repeated Emojis, the joke being they died laughing.
>>68788999
He will be crucified as a sacrifice to kek.
>>68790222
d-doesn't count right?
>>68790525
Trump
Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Donald Trump doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.
CRASHING THIS CAMPAIGN WITH NO SURVIVORS!
>>68788266
is Everyone a fagg0t believing the Nation Inquire
# i am now a Cruz missile because of this stroy and all its propaganda
>>68790166
>>68790222
TOO LATE YOU COKE BARON FUCK, A REAL AMERICAN HAS ALREADY CHOSEN
I must be part Mexican because Trump has just deported my sides.
>>68788999
Trump destroys him in next debate
>>68790525
Bernie Sanders.
>>68790525
Shapiro
>>68788266
THIS IS HAPPENING
>>68790691
no it doesnt
>>68790819
Trips > Dubs, no matter how much it hurts your feelings
>>68790525
Ben carson
Ted Cruz on suicide watch !!!
https://twitter.com/NeilTurner_/status/713142160674136064
can someone please turn neil's video into a webm?
>>68790821
>>68791040
A fucking banana on top of blue ice cream and red syrup
no because your 222 = 66 its not larger and my 66 was first
kek already has chosen
Kek
TED WILL AN HERO
>>68789870
>they were right about O.J. Simpson
>he didn't stir the pot or incite any more bullshit
>>68790525
Jeb bush.
>>68790525
Jeb Bush
>>68790525
Donald Jr.
>>68790525
Jeb Bush
>>68790525
AIDS skrillex
>>68791094
Why?
It doesn't hurt him.
Christian groups have been infiltrate by child molesters and faggots. Catholic and Christian church scandals these days involved pedophiles or homosexuals.
Ted Cruz is being accused of being an old fashioned Christian male leader with mistresses.
It's a breath of fresh air.
Ted Cruz isn't a faggot.
He's passed the litmus test. He's hetero enough to be a true Christian.
>>68790525
Sam Hyde
>>68791040
Also he said dubs not trips \
Ted an hero in one week
>>68788266
The very fabric of reality is being torn apart
we are watching the memetic equivalent of 2 supermassive black holes colliding
>>68790525
Bill Clinton
>>68791529
Ted Cruz is an old fashioned Christian male leader with mistresses.
>>68790525
Carl
>>68791593
>rules lawyering when your dubs are beaten by trips
How about you an hero instead newfag.
>>68790222
Kek, still not doubles.
>>68788999
He makes Canada great again
>>68791737
Hue
Hue
Hue
Ted is an hero
>>68790525
>>68791667
Reroll
>>68790525
George Zimmerman
>>68791677
Like Henry the 8th.
Donald Trump dicked Marla Maples while he was with Ivana.
Big whoop.
Donald Trump calling the kettle black.
If the rumors are true and he was banging hot sluts, it doesn't hurt Cruz.
The scandal firmly establishes him as a not a faggot.
HOLY FUCK. I DIDN'T KNOW ANONYMOUS MENTIONED TED CRUZ PROSTITUTES 10 DAYS AGO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vV5jLoSmko
>Candy wrappers
>Prostitutes
>>68790166
Repeating digits and he pulls a Harvey milk type of assassination
>>68790525
Jebs wife
You can customize the end, I would show you but it says the post is spam.
>>68791956
Trump isn't playing some faggy evangelical good-guy persona though unlike Trump. Cruz's entire image is built around being a hardcore Christian. I guarantee you if this came out a while ago and it was publicized, Cruz would fail badly in states like Utah
>>68790222
see
>>68790166
>>68791888
Kek makes his point clear
>>68792230
*unlike Cruz
Ted Cruz is human fucking garbage. I hope this shit buries him alive.
>>68788999
He will be forgotten next week 100% irrelevant
>>68788999
His wife leaves him and he moves in with Jeb! in the turtle van.
>>68792265
odds of getting dubs: 1/10
Odds of trips: 1/100
You need 10 dubs to deny trips
>>68790525
mootykins
>>68791335
here's your (You)
If Ted Cruz can't handle his #CubanMistressCrisis, how can he handle being President?
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-obfuscates-extramarital-affairs-blames-trump-for-national-enquirer-story/
>>68789962
>and while they were right about OJ Simpson, John Edwards, and many others
Wasn't OJ declared innocent?
barkinLYINTED
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>>68788999
He gets stumped. Then Trump rises.
>>68792230
The religious right has been battered by pedophile and faggot scandals.
They will rally behind anyone who's not a faggot.
Virile latin lover Cruz sounds 100% hetero.
Hillary is a rumored lesbian. Her husband a philanderer.
Trump is a self-admitted philanderer.
Cruz is an accused philanderer.
Who do they pick?
For being the pick of the religious right, Trump has won more bible belt states and gotten more evangelical ministers to endorse him.
This is badly played by Trump.
>>68792641
A banana on blue ice cream and red syrup
I got trips 888>222
Ted is an Hero
>>68790525
ben shapiro
wrongly believing Cruz is winning with evangelicals when Trump has done better in the bible belt for being German white and not being a faggot.
Wrongly believing this will hurt Cruz and not backfire on Trump.
Evangelicals are voting for Trump over Cruz, despite Trump having cheated on his wife.
Being hetero and macho counted more than being religious to evangelicals.
Now Trump's surrogates smear Cruz as a latin lover Don Juan.
>>68788266
I don't get it, are the bitly links random or something and he coincidentally got lyinTED?
>>68790525
Tiger Woods
>>68790525
Bill Cosby
>>68790525
SOROS
O
R
O
S
>>68790691
Trips aren't dubs
>>68790525
No dubs yet?
That would be God, he was the adulterer , not his wife.
His wife would likely kill her self, and be one with god.
>>68788266
How is it even possible to get that link name? They're randomly generated right?
>>68788266
I don't get it.
>>68790525
She will prep me to fuck her, since no one has dubs yet, i will just throw that out there, she will find me and let me crush her puss
>>68790525
Our lord and savior Breivik
>>68794055
It say lyingTed
OP stated he is deceased as in "muh sides are in orbit"
>he might be black
>>68788999
He'll probably chug along for a bit, but a chunk of his voters will jump ship.
>>68794272
>It say lyingTed
What's so special about that, though? You can customise that shit.
>>68794530
Trump just meme's is what im getting from it
>>68790525
Obama
>>68794602
kek
Did Trump just link something from /pol/?
>>68794602
Not enough white womyns
>>68790525
my sister
>>68790525
Trump
>>68789870
what would the purpose of the ploy be? seems to negatively affect Cruz more than Trump
>>68790525
wasted
>>68790525
Rand Paul
The link actually works. I don't know anyone that age computer savvy enough to disguise links. He obviously spends a good amount of time on the internets.
>>68790525
still no dubs
>>68788999
NICE
>>68790525
Ian.
>>68790525
Putin.
>>68792893
>innocent
you're a faggot aren't you?
>>68795248
>>68792893
>>68792893
>>68792893
around 2 weeks ago there was news that the new owner of OJs old mansion found a knife (murder weapon) buried under the house.
He cant be tried for this though since that would be double jeopardy (a law in the US which bars people from being sued again for the same crime)
>>68793011
(You)
>>68793492
Yes
>>68788999
He dies of aids while being spit-roasted by trannies
Somebody explain this meme magic to a faggot that doesn't know about bit ly
>>68790525
>Still no doubles
Proves that Ted is not cucked,
He is clearly doing the cucking
Also Kek does not approve of Attempting to get doubles and declaring new doubles declarations on top of failed attempt at getting doubles
Ted cucks his wife, she will cuck him with jesus if anything
And
TED WILL AN HERO
>>68790525
Bernie Sanders
>>68793341
Here's how you get repeating numbers
> exist
![TLvZQfO[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/db4ndPc.png "TLvZQfO[1].png")
>>68796673
>>68796203
No, he took teh real url and put LyinTED on the end, and it still worked.
>>68790525
this is un bee leave able
kek does not approve of any of this
>>68790525
With an Atheist.
you can customize those links btw
>>68790525
>38 reply's not a single double digit
This deifies all science
>>68797349
>>68790525
the amazing atheist
she dunks bananas in hot oil and then slides them up his ass
Jeb
>>68790525
a well hung darkie
>>68790525
lollipop
>>68790525
>>68796985
Based, but I doubt he wants the allegations to be false.
>>68790525
Jeb.
>>68790437
Je-suis-christ
>>68797766
kek does not approve , because ted was cucking her, why would you promote this kind of behavior anon?
you disgust me
>>68797766
kek
>>68790525
Hulk Hogan
>>68792893
he was declared at fault in civil court
>>68790525
Paul Ryan
>>68788999
>>68788999
He gets killed by a hooker.
>>68793011
>Trump self admitted his sins and has atoned
>Cruz is sinning and isn't trying to atone by admitting his guilt.
They'll pick Trump, who has been honest.
>>68788999
death by mouse trap
got em both, sweet
>>68798222
>>68797766
>>68792893
They found the knife a few months ago buried in his backyard
>>68797937
kek is chaos, you disgust me heretic
>>68797937
You are not a true follower of KEK!
GET OUT GET OUT NOW REEEEEEE!
>>68798615
>>68799155
top kek
I am kek
there is no god but KEK and KEXUS is his prophet
AIR HORNS INTENSIFIES
>>68788734
bush 3.0
>>68798222
SWEEEET
>>68799715
this picture always triggers me
i got one of these saved too
>>68788266
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
RIP Ted
Now i can suck his dick for money
yummy
>>68788999
He commits suicide while wearing a Japanese schoolgirl uniform.
>>68791866
Thanks France , but I doubt he would come to this communist ridden land. Hope Trump annex us
>>68800666
YES delicious republican cock for the winrar kek approves of his death and me eating his babies
>>68790525
Hillary Clinton
>>68788266
WEW LAWD!
>>68788914
FUGGG
>>68791994
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vV5jLoSmko
Wow. I wonder if Mormons forgive and forget?
>>68790525
this lovely girl
>>68792885
Definition of "is"?
>>68788999
HOLY KEK
so was that really serendipity? are those links always generated randomly ? because that seems too good to be true
>>68792893
Not guilty is not the same as innocent
>>68788999
He dies
>>68790525
Rubio
