EL RATO SQUEAKS OUT:
https://youtu.be/GFDca4feM8o
Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story NOW CONFIRMED
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute
Amanda Carpenter directs press to her lawyer, BASED HURRICANE KATRINA denies going anywhere near the snake's snake
OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE BEN SHAPIRO FOR HIDING THIS STORY AT BREITBART
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal
Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
==================================
The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>Story broken by same journalist as John Edwards scandal
>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
ARCHIVE EVERYTHING BEFORE POSTING ITT:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now/
PREV THREAD: >>68770539 →
BLUE COLLAR
BAR ROOM BRAWLER
THE RAT IS TRYING TO SQUEAL HIS WAY OUT
>CRUZ ADDRESSES ALLEGATIONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIt2FSRui6o
>CRUZ ADDRESSES ALLEGATIONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIt2FSRui6o
>CRUZ ADDRESSES ALLEGATIONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIt2FSRui6o
>CRUZ ADDRESSES ALLEGATIONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIt2FSRui6o
>CRUZ ADDRESSES ALLEGATIONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIt2FSRui6o
>CRUZ ADDRESSES ALLEGATIONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIt2FSRui6o
>>68779244
#CruzScandal
>CruzScandal
#CruzScandal
>CruzScandal
#CruzScandal
>CruzScandal
#CruzScandal
>CruzScandal
#CruzScandal
>CruzScandal
#CruzScandal
>CruzScandal
Anyone else worried that this is garbage that's going to backfire on Trump?
Reminder
The Canadian intellectual is the one who made this mainstream
First for Trump
>>68779244
>Rato calls out Trump
>Trump will respond denying it
>All over the news
>Girl will come out and speak and admit it
>Game over RATO
Politics are serious business, they release the bombs when it is just the fine time.
Leave Ted Alone,
You guys are fucking up his family right now.
He has two sweet young and beautiful daughters that don't need to here these rumors of him cheating on his beautiful wife.
Your all sick fucks.
>>68779244
MSM picking it up
CNN REPORTING CNN REPORTING
>>68779559
Trying to tie Donald to it was such a stupid fucking move
>>68779244
Every time I think this election can't get crazier, it does. I can't wait to see where this movement takes us next.
Now that Cruz spoke up, MSM is starting to mention it.
I am so excited for the next move. Don't let me down Katrina
>>68778657
YOU DON'T GET IT DO YOU CRUZ
IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE THAT DONALD HAS BEEN SILENT HAS THIS WAS ALL HAPPENING
HE WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO OPEN YOUR LYING MOUTH AND BLAME HIM FIRST
NOW THAT YOU SAID SOMETHING THE MEDIA IS GOING TO PICK IT UP THROUGH YOUR QUOTES THINKING THEY CAN JUMP IN ON DAMAGING TRUMP'S REPUTATION, TOO
YOU GAVE HIM THE PERFECT WINDOW TO SPREAD IT INTO THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA ***AND*** TO COUNTERATTACK AND HE DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT FIRST
YOU FUCKED UP TED
PREPARE FOR THE STUMPING OF A LIFETIME COURTESY OF YOURSELF
>>68779574
Ask Ted why his daughter doesn't like him...Wifes always complain to their kids about the husband, I'm guessing the daughter had some sort of idea what Ted did to the wife
TED CRUZ RESPONDS ON CNN
>>68779574
We are not the the Enquirer m8.
Is there anything more revolting than the thought of Ted Cruz having sex? Ewww!
Cruz is blaming Trump on every channel lmao
>>68779574
where the fuck is the evidence that Shapiro is involved in any of this
>>68779574
>Fucks 4 different women and a tranny behinds his wife's back
>We're the ones ruining his family
haha
>beautiful wife
Oh kek now I know you are paid to lie
>>68779622
Just handed Trump the nomination
>>68779593
>cruz brings it up so it becomes worthy of msm attention
What a retard, if he had said nothing they would have ignored it for a few days until more evidence came forward.
>>68779539
He literally had nothing to do with it so none
>>68779636
>>68779636
This is true.
>>68779509
This is hilarious because now mainstream media outlets can talk about this all they want.
HOW CAN YOU BLAME THIS ON DONALD TRUMP WHEN HES BEEN SILENT FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS?
ROFLMAO
THIS RAT IS A FUCKING IDIOT
Ted Cruz is a moral monster! And on GOOD FRIDAY no less! SHAME!
> CNN TALKING ABOUT SCANDAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGqU_Zne6Pc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGqU_Zne6Pc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGqU_Zne6Pc
>>68779699
Just picture Trump doing your wife/GF/BF/Furry-Trap-Lover from behind.
It always takes the gross thoughts out of my mind
>ITS BACK TRENDING ON FACEBOOK
>ITS BACK TRENDING ON FACEBOOK
>ITS BACK TRENDING ON FACEBOOK
>ITS BACK TRENDING ON FACEBOOK
>Trump blames Cruz for a pro-Cruz super PAC putting out a smear against Melania
>Trump takes heat for blaming Cruz
>Cruz blames Trump for a National Enquirer story about extramarital affairs
>???
>>68779539
Anyone worried garbage that that's going this is backfire Trump on to else?
Washington Times dropping Drew Johnson
https://twitter.com/WashTimes/status/713402897401266176
https://twitter.com/WashTimes/status/713402987968864256
https://twitter.com/WashTimes/status/713403060438110208
As much as I'm for trump and want to see cruz fail, this is getting to muddy.
Could this only hurt the republican party in the end and lead to a full implosion with a Hilary presidency in our midst?
It's too dirty, I know these guys got tiger woods and Edwards, but it's still a tabloid. That's what it is on face value.
>>68779539
Not all.
The reason Trump is winning is because he doesn't apologize. As long as he keeps acting alpha he will get the nomination.
>>68779705
Why is it Trump's fault that Lyin' Cruz can't honor his marriage vows?
Spreading false rumors and lies to slander political opposition is a pretty serious step forward for /pol/
Has /pol/ now become apart of the dark side?
>>68779794
>Furry-Trap-Lover
>/thread
ITS OVER DRUMPF IS FINISHED HAHAHAHA
DELETE THIS THREAD NOW
>>68779244
>Sleezy Donald
"Lyin'" Ted Cruz confirmed for making shit nicknames
>>68779744
Yeah, but perception is reality.
And let's be honest, this is unlikely to be true. For Katrina at least.
>>68779636
I read that in his voice. RIP in peace Billy.
>SLEAZY DONALD TRUMP
>>68779522
The way he talks has always reminded me of my dad who cheated on my mom more than once. Especially in this interview his tone is shockingly similar, he talks like a man with something to hide.
>>68779823
>SHUT IT DOWN
Reporters/news correspondents will be working their asses off this weekend.
>>68779633
He was fucked either way
>don't talk about it
People start gossiping
>talk about it
People can now mention what he say and gossip whether it's true or not.
Just give it a few days for people to find more dirt and he'll have to backpedal. The moment he backpedals, he's fucked. He already fucked himself more by implying that the National Inquier was bought by Trump and had no independance of their own to do this. It's obviously just a coincidence but the fact that Cruz doesn't think so is just a way to scapegoat.
All Trump has to do is deny any involvement and it becomes media central again.
>>68779659
>You can contact my lawyer
WOOOOOOW SHE'S HAD THE DICK FAR UP HOLY FUUUUCK
>>68779794
now i got a raging boner, thanks...
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/ted-cruz-calls-tabloid-report-garbage-n545611
>>68779823
who is jew johnson and why are they firing him?
>>68779808
Back trending on Twitter too
>>68779824
agreed. Ted is dead anyway. We need to be going after Hillary because nobody is touching her right now.
>>68779936
Makes me wonder -- did this peak too early by being let out at the end of the week? Or will it generate more research to be covered next week?
>>68779823
F
R8 MY SHITPOSTING, LADS
>>68779636
WHAT KIND OF 5TH DIMMENSIONAL CHESS IS TRUMP PLAYING
>>68779765
oh god Ted just fucked himself - he could have ignored it but now it's major news
And trump is playing this perfectly by not doing anything
>>68780011
>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
This guy
>>68780011
He said last night that he can confirm 2 of the mistresses. And now they just shut him down.
Is this massive amount of shilling proof that the story is true, or are they just attacking it because it attacks Cruz?
>>68779884
forced meme
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>>68779823
Isn't this the journalist who confirmed this story
>Washington Times has it in with the establishment
>BUSTED
The right wing is tearing itself apart, and I love it. I fucking love it.
>>68779244
Literally who the fuck is el rato. This whole post is so fucking vague. Speak english
>>68780027
no, it will take a few days to peak
>>68779776
>mfw Ted is lying about adulterous behavior on such a holy day
>>68779824
Most Internet outlets are nothing but fucking tabloids these days. People literally can't differentiate between ads and news.
>>68780090
too forced
2/10
>>68780112
Just a massive circle-jerk for Trumpfags tbqh
fun to watch, no one is taking these accusations seriously outside the usual meme-tier shills
>CNN NOW
The Cruz did this
>>68780130
It's time to stop posting, Ted.
This place is getting scary, Rick Wilson nailed it, you are all Drumpfs brownshirts doing all his behind the scenes dirty work, spreading misinfo, attacking people that are against Trump, getting authorities to arrest people for stealing stupid Trump signs, his little propaganda machine and defense force, this place needs to be shut down, this place is launching an all out cybernetic warfare, and whats most terrifying is its a worldwide movement, all thesr foreign country fucks doing it for the "lulz"
How do I contact admins to close threads?
>tfw el rato claim /pol/ is directed by Trump.
>>68780130
Hi new friend.
>>68779244
It's now a one man race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_kimVFRsps
>>68780157
Jim? Is that you?
>>68780090
2/10
Too wordy
Brevity is the soul of wit.
GUYS STOP SPREADING THE CRUZ SEX SCANDAL MEME
IT'S CONTROLLED DISINFORMATION STARTED BY DAN GABRIEL AND APPLIED MEMETICS
ITS MEANT TO MAKE CRUZ LOOK PRESIDENTIAL IN LIGHT OF FALSE TABLOID JOURNALISM AND MAKE TRUMP LOOK DESPERATE
ITS ALSO MEANT TO STOP THE MEDIA FROM REPORTING ON THE "NEW YORK VALUES"" MEME
STOP NOW BEFORE TRUMP LOSES EASTERN STATES
STOP WE''RE BEING PLAYED!!!!
STOOOOOOOP
Why is he blaming trump when he hasn't even said a damn thing since yesterday?
>>68780224
You need a 4chan gold account
>>68780224
I won't take your bait
This has to be the best Good Friday since Jesus was put on the cross.
is this garbage then or what?
how is shapiro even involved?
>>68779244
New evidence leaked in 3,2,1....
STREISAND EFFECT
>>68779244
>EL RATO SQUEAKS OUT:
>https://youtu.be/GFDca4feM8o
Never thought I'd see the day when Cruz' campaign came tumbling down.
Ted goes out and lies on Long Friday.
Truly disgusting behavior. Absolutely REFUSES to tell truth.
BE HONEST TED! TODAY IS JESUS' DAY AND YOU REFUSE TO UPHOLD HIS MEMORY AS SON OF GOD, TRUTH IN BODY AND SOUL!
>>68780215
>I did not have 5 mistresses, I had 6, so HAH.
>Your story is inaccurate and I am suing you for defamation
>>68779858
It's an easy scapegoat. The timing is also insanely suspicious.
>Cruz retweets an ad asking why Trump's wife is a slut
>Trump asks why Cruz's wife is so ugly
>Urgh, how dare you say bad things about my wife, she's the love of my live
>and then it's revealed basically the next day that Cruz has been cheating on her
>OMG Trump, how DARE you get a tabloid newspaper to talk shit about my fidelity
Like, wow. Coincidence or not, that's ridiculous. Whether or not Trump had anything to do with it is irrelevant. It's going to be seen -- and already seen as -- a masterstroke by Trump.
>>68779574
His family knows already. Why do you think his daughter hates him and his wife tried to kill herself??
>>68779860
Emperor Trump needs our assistance, and Ted Cruz is the DIRTIEST politician in the history of politics.
So to Trump we say:
"What is thy bidding, my master?"
>>68780224
We're literally doing what the leftist media has been doing for decades, except on a much much smaller scale
>ben shapiro stopped bohkari's story from coming out because hes a big fat cruz cock gobbler
>>68780278
lol it's too late now. Cruz played you guys like a fiddle.
Useful idiots.
>>68780285
Kek
>>68780278
Trump hasn't spoken a word about it yet. You're wrong and you're the disinformation agent. Fuck off.
>>68779509
Damn, first he says that Trump controls the media then he says the media is helping Trump and now it's back to Trump controlling the media.
>>68780386
>wife tried to kill herself??
SAUCE!!!!
>>68779636
FUCKING HELL, I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING.
HE'S FUCKED HIMSELF.
THE DON, THE KING, THE GOD EMPEROR, HAS FUCKING DESTROYED HIM WITH HIS SILENCE.
EL RATO IS DOOMED.
DOOMED I SAY.
ESPECIALLY AS THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER PIECE WAS A TEASER FOR ARTICLES YET TO COME. IT'S GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL BOYS
THIS IS IT.
THE GOD EMPEROR IS THE GREATEST POLITICAL WIZARD OF ALL TIME.
>>68780278
even if that's true, the lulz are more important.
>>68779860
hasn't it always?
>>68779636
RIP billy
>>68780359
Zero actual (meaning not fabricated) liability, infinite upside potential.
An obvious move for a businessman.
>>68780278
It's like you hate fun or something.
>>68780027
With it being a holiday weekend, everyone will be spending extended time in-front of their tv and computer, talking to their friends/family.... the story will spread greatly.
This weekend also gives the reporters a few days to get their shit together and come up with an amazing story for Monday morning.
>>68780224
>How do I contact admins to close threads?
open up a thread on >>>/qa/ and be sure to use a nice anime picture in the op
If youre a foreigner and youre involved in this, trying to shape what happens in the USA election, go right to hell, this shouldnt involve you
>>68780444
whose the lying cuck now? nice trips tho lad
>sit in trump tower and sends tweets late at night
trump stumped?
>>68780278
lol hi dan
>>68779636
>>68780091
This man is on another level, all Trump has done so far is retweet a picture
>>68779823
I remember Milo talking about this how you can no longer tell the truth as a journalist. It's only about "virtue signalling" and anyone who breaks that is punished/fired.
>>68780561
pshhh noting personnel kiddo
heres an image to push Cruz lies
>>68780548
>and come up with an amazing story for Monday morning.
Trump: Good Christian or Divorced Anti-Christ
>>68779824
wait until Trump spills the dirt hes got on Hillary. it will make this look like nothing.
The Trumpening has not even yet begun
None of this is real morons. Rato new about this weeks ago. Half of the people on here doing this aren't even polacks.
Butthurt Shapiro
>>68779636
Yea, Trump is pretty damn smart.
>>68780090
Drop the last sentence.
>>68780620
and
>>68780224
If you send then a sternly worded email they'll give you my IP
Don't do that
>>68779736
I've been sort of out of the loop, I know there's 3 girls confirmed at least. Who is the tranny?
Does Hillary even know what she's getting herself into?
Like even a clue?
This will be the third person to just get obliterated to oblivion.
And their side they've been playing patty cake all this time.
They don't even know.
>>68780646
>Hugh Hewitt being booty blasted on being called a cuckservative
wew lad
>>68780640
>wait until Trump spills the dirt hes got on Hillary.
Did she hold Bill's throbbing rod so Monica could wrap her lips around it more easily?
>>68780437
what's with the absolutely retarded unfounded commentary under the teacher/hooker pictures?
messes with credibility of the whole image
>>68780620
please add "Lied about not knowing he was a Canadian citizen"
>>68780646
hahahaha hugh hewitt assmad as heck, very low ratings!
>>68779823
Wonder how long until he gets offered his job back like the Breitbart guy?
>>68780646
She's waiting for Trump to say something first
>>68779892
>not realizing your own contradicting thoughts
>>68780538
True, though just because something is obvious doesn't mean it's accurate and true.
I just like to think that Trump has the luck of the devil. Of all fucking days this had to come out, it comes out the day before good friday. This means that religious people will be talking about it. And who do you think vote more for Cruz for his family values?
It's just too insane and perfect. Like fate, or chance or some bullshit. It's ridiculous.
>post yfw national enquirer is absolutely totally fucking wrong
>post yfw it was ¡Yeb! who had 5 extramarital affairs
Has anyone picked up more news on the abortions Cruz paid for?
>>68780644
nice dubs mate
>>68780714
She can already act presidential goofus. Throwing shit at each other is only hurting the Republican chance in November.
>>68780224
>media does all this
Perfectly Okay
>superpacs do this
Perfectly Okay
>Moveon.org does this
Perfectly Okay
>A few Anons do this
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
>>68780646
THERE IT IS AGAIN
the typical /pol/ "concern tweet" but its just a disguise, in reality youre all saying "I dont like what this person said, everyone attack them"
I see right through your BS
>>68779574
It's too bad that the more we meme this, the more likely it is that Rafael just cannot look at the TVs tomorrow.
He'll get voicemails, emails, and calls asking him to do an interview. That's just him though.
His wife will probably get a little bothered by it too, because she has felt it necessary to comment on it. Too bad this will tear his campaign and marriage apart if it continues. Just too bad.
too much?
>>68780842
Why would he do that? Jeb! has a beautiful wife, no need to cheat.
>>68780842
The media would show a picture of his wife and no one would blame him.
>>68780842
>yeb!
LYING RAT TED CRUZ REFUSES TO TELL TRUTH ON LONG FRIDAY!
WILL NOT TELL TRUTH EVEN WHEN PROMPTED BY HIS RELIGION.
HYPOCRITE! WHY NOT BE HONEST, TED?!
>>68780898
>t. Jebhead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktytnQHvlww
>>68780942
who?
>>68780714
She's probably paying her assassins as we shitpost. Either that or pissing herself.
>>68780872
>a few anons
I did my research, /pol/ is the 3rd biggest board on 4chan, you have millions of little Trump troops
>>68780942
who is grayson allen?
>>68780842
>implying Yeb! could get 5 women to sleep with him
>>68780898
Lmao it's so easy to identify newfags/ people that work for Cruz or Kasich.
>>68780872
oy vey!!!!!
>>68780953
Yes...one of the mistresses was a ladyboy, not the wife
So what happens when everyone from the Cruz camp (Amanda, eventually Cruz himself) start blatently denying? Writing the NE off as tabloid garbage. No national news will report on it.
At a dead end there, right?
>>68780707
Supposedly there's a "girl" named lollipop which is a tranny whore.
>>68780437
I remember this. There was like a build up and nothing ever came of it
now we know why.
>>68781123
>which is
Who* is a tranny whore
>>68780224
>implying people have the right to steal property
>implying free speech is cybernetic warfare
bad b8 m8 gtfb to reddit shill
>>68780579
check the date you fucking Retard
>>68779593
From the thumbnail i thought that was lego hitler
>>68780871
>act
Good for her shill.
THIS RAT IS FINISHED
#GoodFriday #lusTED #CruzSexScandal #TedScruz #Unfaithful #TedCruz #CruzScandal #LyinTed #CruzCrew #CruzControl
THE EMPEROR WANTED THIS TO BLOW UP ON THIS DAY, FOR HE HAS GREAT FORESIGHT.
In the Bible, it often refers to sex as one person lying with another. Anyone who has some familiarity with the Bible will now see the double meaning behind "lyin' Ted.
MAKE SURE TO MAKE THE #GOODFRIDAY CONNECTION!!!
#GOODFRIDAY
#GOODFRIDAY
#GOODFRIDAY
#GOODFRIDAY
#CruzSexScandal is the spear, and #GoodFriday with it is the memetic poison!
We're almost at half a million tweets already. Holy shit lads
>>68780224
Karma's a bitch, ain't it?
>>68779892
I know exactly what I'm saying, I'm just concerned that Trump will be branded with this because it's likely not totally true.
Logically, it makes no sense that a former lover would work with a rival and no one would care. I think this is a false flag from Roger Stone or his ilk.
Also, this is going to be great when the evidence is presented because the Lyin' Ted name will prove accurate thus showing trump's acumen.
>>68779244
he sounds like a pastor when he speaks
I was expecting someone in the crowd to say "amen" at some point
>>68780984
My theory is that Columba was Jeb's illegal maid and daddy Bush got mad at him for being autistic and playing with train sets into his 20's so he forced them to marry. She got citizenship out of the deal in exchange for silence.
I told my mom that's what happened and she actually believes it
>>68781036
Oy vey the goyim musn't affect our election
>>68780871
The Republican shit flingers are just self detonating. Fighting each other, trying to stump a guy who is practically unstumpable.
All of which is benefiting Shillary. Divide and conquer works precisely like that.
Typical of the modern kekservative.
>>68780942
HOLY SHIT TOP KEK
>>68781017
>>68781051
Basketball player for Duke. Notorious for tripping players and being a general crybaby.
Reminder that Ted Cruz did not rape and murder a girl in 1992. All lies.
Cruz is so out of his league.
This is going to be delicious! Kek
Can anyone link his facebook post? I want to see the comments.
Even the normalfags don't believe Cruz.
>>68779823
>not a columnist
http://www.washingtontimes.com/search/?cx=015385541671335030271%3Anfb7f1nj88q&cof=FORID%3A11&ie=UTF-8&q=Drew+Johnson&sa=GO
>>68780224
>>68779244
>First 20secs calls the Don a rat.
Nice try Rato.
TRUMP JUST SUICIDED. NO TWEETS FOR 20 HOURS.
>>68781194
this is the damn truth. attach those hashtags, make the point
>>68781116
Meme it up big enough so the hooker comes out before being 'taken care of' after the dust settles.
>>68780942
Anybody else notice this?
Someone with the particular set of skills should shop the scene where she fucks Dale to be fucking The Donald instead.
>>68781383
WHERE IS THAT IMAGE FROM
>>68781116
>>68781363
Lol, they deleted his profile, just redirects to the front page.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/staff/drew-johnson/
>>68781116
nothing at all. look at what just happened to gawker last week. do you reaaly think someone would intentionally write a story knowing they would get sued into oblivion? cruz and the gang are going to deny until they are blue in theface, just like edwards, and then the truth will come out. its gonna take a few weeks but eventually the truth will come out. they will find the hooker, pay her for an interview and the dominos will fall
>>68781401
That's because he's posting here with us.
When will people stop fucking with Donald Trump? Haven't they realized that they're playing with fire?
Hillary isn't going to have an asshole by election day if Trump gets the nomination.
>>68781383
What is this?
>>68781401
Trump is honoring the holy day, unlike Cruz
>>68781582
Good. A shithole where he belongs.
Cuban mistress crisis in full swing
Shieeet
Drew Johnson just got canned by the Washington Times per their Twitter
>>68780278
Hey fag, is this your first?
You should remember the first rule about political scandals:
The story is less important than the cover-up.
This cover-up is fucking huge.
>>68779244
Cruz sounds like a fucking child.
>boohoohoo I'm being bullied.
Is such a child Is really running for president? that's sad.
>>68781556
Spam WT with "To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize"
>>68781341
>He blamed Trump again he blames Trump for everything
No shit
He could lose his car keys and he'd go
>That God damn Donald Trump at it again
>National Enquirer puts out a story claiming Cruz had multiple affairs
>Cruz flat out denies it and blames Trump for the story
Now Trump will claim that Rubio's people knew it before he did. #TheThing
Why the FUCK is Katrina denying? She's supposed to confirm the story and take Rato down.
>>68781116
The piece published by the Enquirer was a teaser piece. There'll be more to come.
This story isn't going away anytime soon...
>>68781648
if trump wanted to be in a shithole he would move to ukraine
>>68781383
those are some manly wrists and forearms
I don't get it. How's this a scandal?
He can do whatever he wants with his sex life
Or is that too much freedom?
>>68781556
The reporter now has more freedom to leak this story
What's our evidence?
This could seriously destroy Donald if it's not true.. what are we'll going off?
>>68781558
You don't think the hooker has already been paid off or otherwise "dealt with"?
I doubt this story gets past tabloid headlines and twitter hashtags, unfortunately. I wish it would but rato is too big of a rat
>>68780942
watch rato trip trump on stage
>>68781738
>Why the FUCK is Katrina denying
Would you admit to fucking a rat?
>>68781279
She comes from a rich Mexican family. It's the Mexican cartels trying to break the WASP barrier. Those hombres play a real long game.
>>68780898
You're right.
I used to support Donald Trump, but after seeing how viciously /pol/ has gone after poor Ben Shapiro and Cruz's gangbang, I'm not a CruzMissile
Feel the Cruz
>>68781795
shill
>Trump doesn't tweet for today and tomorrow
>just puts out a tweet on Sunday to Ted that says "Happy Easter!"
The butthurt would be visible from space. Please do this, Don. It'll be lonely for a few days, but god DAMN it'd be worth it.
>>68781771
For someone campaigning as a pure Christian it's awfully hypocritical Brazil
>>68780644
Of course he knew about, he was the one having the extramarital activities. How could he not know?
>>68781771
Extramarital affair for the guy running on christian and family values is pretty hypocritical.
>>68781186
>hurr durr Trump has a chance in the general
Throwing heavy punches at multiple male opponents is childs play. Against a female its a different ballgame.
As long as Clinton holds her cool and remains "mature" she has the presidency in her pocket.
That or Trump must have some very serious shit on her which I doubt.
I enjoy the Trump shitposting as much as the next anon but let's remain realistic here ok?
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MAKES YOU QUESTION
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CNN, Fox and other MSM have now covered this story.
Why is Breitbart STILL quiet?
>>68781771
he did nothing illegal. but it's not good for his public image
>>68780953
Focus on Cruz and leave his wife out, it's easier.
>>68781771
>flag
We're not letting someone as big of a liar as him get away with it. Especially because he's a Christian.
Sexual liberation is a goddamn myth.
>>68780404
>Ted Cruz is the dirtiest politician in the history of politics
>Not Shillary
>Not LBJ
>Not Dubya
I mean, I don't like Rato either but come on
>>68779244
>trusting kikes
>not even once
Ben "bargain hunter" Shapiro feigned red-pilledness, but the jewish psychology is ingrained too much
>>68781831
Holy fuck. He would do something like that
>>68781738
Der Trumpenfuhrer has a plan.
Trust him
CRUZ CONFIRMED FOR MISSILED
http://www.rollcall.com/heard-on-the-hill/team-cruz-capitol-police-pop-up-in-ashley-madison-data-dump/
This election cycle is like a murika-wide gamergate, holy shit!
What if Ivanka is in labor?
Trump comes out after baby is born saying he's been in hospital waiting room all night/day! Obviously Cruz knew about allegations before he did!
>>68781738
If she confirmed it would look like it was all made up by Trump's campaign.
>>68781116
We pay one of the women to come clean about it and do an expose with Oprah or some stupid shit
>>68781725
El rato blaming Trump for Brussels took the cheese though.
>>68781036
>/pol/ is the third largest board
How many of us are there?
What board is the smallest?
>>68781831
This.
Please Don.
>>68781848
>he has some very serious shit on her which I doubt
You have no clue how easy it'd be to expose her 8 billion scandals on the debate stage.
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/713428288190955524
ITS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
>>68781848
>against a female it's a different ballgame
So much for equality, right sjwam?
And for trying not to claim you're a shill, you're really coming off as a shill.
Shill.
msnbc reporter shilling hard for cruz
Guys what if we're messing up Don's master plan by being in charge here while he's on leave?
>>68781848
>That or Trump must have some very serious shit on her which I doubt.
3/10 bait, made me post. Everything on Shillary is already public. All he has to do is make it known to normalfags and talk about how she fucked over the troops, literal criminal, etc.
>>68781955
SPAM THIS
>H-HE DOESN'T EVEN WORK FOR US!
>staff writer
ayy lmao
>>68781863
They got ice kiked by Shapiro's jew lawyer's superinjunctions. if they report they'll get Gawker'd
>>68781401
because he is in kikebook posting
>>68781918
>Shillary and Dubya over Billy and HW
Are you kidding me?