KOMO livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
seattle police/fire scanner: http://komonews.com/live/live-police--fire-scanner-11-20-2015
-
backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
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synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>ladderbro retreats
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>current status: resting and nesting
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
Toastin'
Rock-a-bye Treeman, in the treetop
When the wind blows, your tree fort will rock
When the branch breaks, your nice bed will fall
And down will come Treeman, pine cones and all
What is the treeking saying?
KOMO livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
-
backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
-
synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>ladderbro retreats
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking currently breaking new branches in the treetop possibly crafting a new hammock
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
Cool behind the scenes
first for better cam man
LIVE VOTING UPDATES:
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/mar/22/arizona-idaho-utah-election-results-primaries-caucuses-live
http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/results/2016/primary/gop/president/arizona/
>Delegates Big Don: 755/Zodiac Killer: 425/((((((((((((((((((((Soros)))))))))))))))))))) Puppet #3054: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
"This is a movement." - Donald Trump. "A movement? AWOOOOOVMENT!" - Awoo.
The cuckus state of Utah has given Rato its thumbs up. Dummies!
THIS IS AN AWOO~VEMENT
ACCEPTABLE LOSSES! WE STILL CAME OUT WITH 18 MORE DELEGATES THAN THE CANADIAN RAT THUS EXTENDING TRUMP'S IMPRESSIVE LEAD! WISCONSIN AND NEW YORK WILL GO SOLID TRUMP PUTTING AN END TO RATO'S 'VICTORY' OVER THE MORMONS!
>>68486215
We beat the limey, at least
Is anyone else here getting legitimately sick of the Canadians?
At least the Australians were funny, the Canadians are flat out just fucking retarded and annoying. Sometimes they're even legitimate liberals. Most of the time they just shitpost the most idiotic unfunny garbage I've ever seen on this site.
I'm not even trolling right now and yes I'm mad. This is a PSA for you Canadians to stop being so fucking annoying.
That's not very nice, bud.
>>68485736
you know what, you americans are PIECES OF SHIT
>>68485736
What the fuck is Timbits?
Legitimately not trolling, just wondering, since I've never heard of them. Are they like McDonald's?
KOMO livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
-
backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
-
synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>ladderbro retreats
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking currently breaking new branches in the treetop possibly crafting a new hammock
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
Toasting in a historic bread
LEAVE THE TREE ALONE
>>68485394
1st for comfy
KOMO livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
-
backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
-
synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>ladderbro retreats
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>goes back to sleep
>PHOENIX FUCKING JONES SHOWS UP
>also SHILLARY HAS ARRIVED IN THE AREA
>CONFRONTATION PENDING
>current status: treeking is awake and perching, also yelling something
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
>>68483683
TREEKING TREEKING
DO NOT REPLY
UP ALL NIGHT
SHE IS HUNGRY
livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
-
backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
-
rough synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>ladderbro retreats
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>treeking says fuck that too and continues aforementioned dicking around
>PHOENIX FUCKING JONES SHOWS UP
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
first for /sp/
FIRST FOR JONES
S T A M I N A
LIVE VOTING UPDATES:
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/mar/22/arizona-idaho-utah-election-results-primaries-caucuses-live
http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/results/2016/primary/gop/president/arizona/
>Delegates Big Don: 755/Zodiac Killer: 425/Soros Puppet #3054: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
>Trump D.C. PC 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksvCcRm_vws
>Trump PC 3/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AJ_X6P21tY
>Trump Protester DESTROYED by Trump Supporters at AZ Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4mStlg9Xes
>Rally Tuscon, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUjysWyUTA
>Rally Phoenix, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG3_h2wrts
>Rally Salt Lake City, UT 3/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GXF4PPvlc
>Trumper Tuesday PC 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ZE0uUzdiE
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Savage Nation 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9rssb1s4Eg
>Trump on Hannity 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XPqx3agqA4
ENTERTAINMENT
>Cuffclinton.com
>Trump DESTROYS Wolf Blitzer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9xokE0fRok
>In the Hall of the Trumpen King:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyRIgPImOY
>Jeb!’s Saddest Moments Compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abfLDg_7Hjo
>Trump’s Bizarre Presidential Campaign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0o9sgZZtgk
>Can’t Stump the Trump XXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM
"This is a movement." - Donald Trump. "A movement? AWOOOOOVMENT!" - Awoo.
Utah is slathered in Rat grease and will be mocked and disgraced until the general election.
THIS IS AN AWOO~VEMENT
BUILD A WALL AROUND UTAH, THROW ALL THE MORMONS IN IT, AND SEAL IT OFF FROM THE WORLD! TOSS ALL OF OUR MUSLIM REFUGEES WE'VE TAKEN IN AS WELL SO THE MORMONS CAN EXPERIENCE CRUZ'S CULTURAL ENRICHING POLICIES FIRSTHAND!
FIRST FOR MORMON JESUS
Why do they all lie through their teeth
Surely they don't believe what they're saying
What is that thing's life expectancy?
>>68480645
upboat
>>68480743
About 13 years.
How is something like this possible?
>>68480075
I dunno. I guess some women were born with more cavernous vaginas than most. Doesn't mean those women are the norm, it just means they need something bigger than usual to satisfy them.
Stop being insecure.
>>68480075
What the fuck is a size queen?
>>68480298
Prefers enormous cocks
LIVE VOTING UPDATES:
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/mar/22/arizona-idaho-utah-election-results-primaries-caucuses-live
http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/results/2016/primary/gop/president/arizona/
>Delegates Big Don: 755/Zodiac Killer: 425/Soros Puppet #3054: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
>Trump D.C. PC 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksvCcRm_vws
>Trump PC 3/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AJ_X6P21tY
>Trump Protester DESTROYED by Trump Supporters at AZ Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4mStlg9Xes
>Rally Tuscon, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUjysWyUTA
>Rally Phoenix, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG3_h2wrts
>Rally Salt Lake City, UT 3/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GXF4PPvlc
>Trumper Tuesday PC 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ZE0uUzdiE
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Savage Nation 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9rssb1s4Eg
>Trump on Hannity 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XPqx3agqA4
ENTERTAINMENT
>Cuffclinton.com
>Trump DESTROYS Wolf Blitzer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9xokE0fRok
>In the Hall of the Trumpen King:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyRIgPImOY
>Jeb!’s Saddest Moments Compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abfLDg_7Hjo
>Trump’s Bizarre Presidential Campaign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0o9sgZZtgk
>Can’t Stump the Trump XXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM
STOP WITH THE ANIME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"This is a movement." - Donald Trump. "A movement? AWOOOOOVMENT!" - Awoo.
Trump can't be stumped and he is in good shape in the race for delegates, what I want to know is how badly is Utah going to humiliate itself tonight?
THIS IS AN AWOO~VEMENT
UTAH CONFIRMED TRAITORS AS EXPECTED! WE GAVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE TO JOIN US AND YOU BLEW IT!
LAST THREAD FOR ME TONIGHT
someone else take over after this
livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
-
backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
-
rough synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>ladderbro retreats
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>treeking says fuck that too and continues aforementioned dicking around
>currently back to another sleeping attempt
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
>>68478634
kill hippe nao
what is he yelling?
I think he's going to outlast me
LIVE VOTING UPDATES:
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/mar/22/arizona-idaho-utah-election-results-primaries-caucuses-live
http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/results/2016/primary/gop/president/arizona/
>Delegates Big Don: 755/Zodiac Killer: 425/Soros Puppet #3054: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
>Trump D.C. PC 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksvCcRm_vws
>Trump PC 3/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AJ_X6P21tY
>Trump Protester DESTROYED by Trump Supporters at AZ Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4mStlg9Xes
>Rally Tuscon, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUjysWyUTA
>Rally Phoenix, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG3_h2wrts
>Rally Salt Lake City, UT 3/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GXF4PPvlc
>Trumper Tuesday PC 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ZE0uUzdiE
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Savage Nation 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9rssb1s4Eg
>Trump on Hannity 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XPqx3agqA4
ENTERTAINMENT
>Cuffclinton.com
>Trump DESTROYS Wolf Blitzer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9xokE0fRok
>In the Hall of the Trumpen King:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyRIgPImOY
>Jeb!’s Saddest Moments Compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abfLDg_7Hjo
>Trump’s Bizarre Presidential Campaign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0o9sgZZtgk
>Can’t Stump the Trump XXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM
NO MOVEMENTS HERE BOSS
FUCK UTAH
AWOOOOOVMENT
Cucks! Cucks everywhere in Utah!
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
LIVE VOTING UPDATES:
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/mar/22/arizona-idaho-utah-election-results-primaries-caucuses-live
http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/results/2016/primary/gop/president/arizona/
>Delegates Big Don: 755/Zodiac Killer: 425/Soros Puppet #3054: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
>Trump D.C. PC 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksvCcRm_vws
>Trump PC 3/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AJ_X6P21tY
>Trump Protester DESTROYED by Trump Supporters at AZ Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4mStlg9Xes
>Rally Tuscon, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUjysWyUTA
>Rally Phoenix, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG3_h2wrts
>Rally Salt Lake City, UT 3/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GXF4PPvlc
>Trumper Tuesday PC 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ZE0uUzdiE
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Savage Nation 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9rssb1s4Eg
>Trump on Hannity 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XPqx3agqA4
ENTERTAINMENT
>Cuffclinton.com
>Trump DESTROYS Wolf Blitzer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9xokE0fRok
>In the Hall of the Trumpen King:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyRIgPImOY
>Jeb!’s Saddest Moments Compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abfLDg_7Hjo
>Trump’s Bizarre Presidential Campaign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0o9sgZZtgk
>trump.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBVk_NtOVSI
>Can’t Stump the Trump XXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM
AWOOOOOVMENT
Come on Utah let's see what you're made of!
THIS IS AN AWOO~VEMENT
UTAH RESULTS INCOMING! WILL MORMONS TELL GLENN BECK TO FUCK OFF AND HELP US BUILD THE WALL!?
>>68475538
>>68475551
stop spamming
livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>police arrive
>man demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>climbs down and up multiple times
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
>are you a news
stream audio only working in one headphone ear for anyone else?
first