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Who is responsible for SIZE QUEENS?


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How is something like this possible?
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>>68480075
I dunno. I guess some women were born with more cavernous vaginas than most. Doesn't mean those women are the norm, it just means they need something bigger than usual to satisfy them.

Stop being insecure.
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>>68480075
What the fuck is a size queen?
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>>68480298
Prefers enormous cocks
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>>68480298
a woman who prefers large dicks

where large begins is anyones guess but usually above 6" min
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>>68480075
women being bad at judging size.
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>>68480378
Oh, right. Tfw this doesn't really matter
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>>68480075
>tfw 7" pencil dick

Would give one inch in length for an inch in girth any day. Also any "woman" online who goes for length over girth is probably just a dude trying to troll you.
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>There are people in foreign countries with small cocks
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Looks like a fucking man in drag. Why are the ugliest bitches always the ones with the highest standards?
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>>68480075

>31
>still slutting it around

Future cat lady spotted
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Women say they're size queens, but remember women are also notoriously bad at judging cock size. If you're rocking anywhere close to a 7 incher, all but the most ravenous semon demons won't even notice.
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>>68480673
They become more masculine when they get more cum
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>browsing Tinder
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>>68480075
>98 miles away
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>>68480618
I'm pretty sure there are ways to increase girth, but it takes a long time (jelqing)
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small penis here

Does it really matter what this one girl thinks? Just find a less degenerate girl. It hasn't exactly been hard for me
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>>68480807
stop posting this gif
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>>68480824
>caring about her pleasure outside of a long term relationship (even then you really shouldn't)
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>>68480823
>>68480618

>being this insecure
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>31

lel
give it 4 more years and we will hear a different story
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>>68480075
Congruency Testing
Women simplify the task of sorting through men with trick questions that baffle and scare off undesirables.
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>>68480736
>Tfw 5.5 inch NBPL
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>>68480075
whiteys small dick and my bbc
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Whats the point of having a big dick when you also have autism???
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>>68480075
im kinda turned on desu
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>>68480980

Any moments of accurate self-reflection she has will simply fuel the fire of her cognitive dissonance. Women's demands only increase as time goes on.
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>>68480979
hey, i like jelqing man. it feels good.
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>>68480075

Chicks say whatever to get attention, then they just stick like obsessed cling wrap.
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The real question is how do we get more women like pic related.
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>>68480422
>>68480378
i.e. her vag is loose as fuck
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>>68481235
This plz
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>>68481235
By creating fake OKCupid profiles you idiot lmao
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>>68481235
>I like sushi, Wes Anderson, and horses

these girls are everywhere
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>>68481235
Here is the Asian version of OKCupid waifu
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>>68481235

This was definitely made by a man, no woman understands what men want that well and if she did she wouldn't need an online profile
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>>68481235
>I enjoy the films of Wes Anderson
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Itt insecure people with small dicks
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>>68480075

31 on tinder Now that's what I call degenerate.
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>>68481235
so fake
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>>68481531
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>>68481235
What a beautiful creature.
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>>68481531
Disgusting.
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>>68481235
>conservative white girl from Houston, Texas
you need to have money, and you need to have a lot of money, and you also need money, and a close knit conservative family
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>>68481235
>>68481531
This is the Slav version of OKCupid waifu

She's a Slav who moved to Germany for uni. Pls Germanbros, protect her from rapefugees
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>>68480075
women only care about status + money
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-vs8fwgwk0
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>>68480075
genetics, and girls who start out taking larger than average cocks.

size queens are easily spotted as they regularly brag about how much they love getting that pussy stretched.
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>>68480618

>tfw 7" coke can dick

would give one inch in lenght for even more girth anyway
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>>68481531

Weeboo's think this is a ten
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>>68480075
Women like this turn me on.
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>>68481235
>less thrifty
>less sex driven

So, frigid bitch who has expensive taste?

No thanx.
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>>68481531

>noragami

What absolute shit, 2/10, wouldn't hold umbrella for.
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>>68481677
"HI I'm a communist"

Boner killed
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>>68481677
>>68481531
Nice senpai.
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>>68480075
>Who is responsible for SIZE QUEENS?

Kikes and niggers
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>>68481898
Too thick is painful, and unfun for blowjobs.
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>>68481235
man can you imagine the competition to get this girl.
niggas better step it up.
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>>68480422
Come on. Size queens want at least 7". 6" is literally average(for whites).
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Here's a more wholesome one.
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>>68481235

that personality graph, no joke, brought a tear to my eye
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>>68482179

it's not like I'm getting laid, it just feels incredible in my hand
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>>68480075
I'm really too good to even be on here but I do want a fat rod to pound my weak little hole. Also, I'm 6'5 and the guys I want never pay attention to me.
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>>68482407

>I'm 6'5
>weak little hole

wew lad pick one
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>>68481531
>cancer sign

ABORT! ABORT!
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>>68482525
>if you want to MMF me, for God's sake let me know up front :^)
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>>68482407
Show boipucci
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>>68482406
you must be ugly as fuck if you cant get some Brazilian sluts on that fat dick

women love sucking fat dicks
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>>68480422
>>68482181
It's all about girth actually. 6" girth is generally what it takes to satisfy a woman; that type of vagina stretching gives off specific hormones that release dopamine in the brain. It's why men in pornos with large penises are able to get women off, despite all the camera and awkward situation -- size literally matters. Women are too ashamed too ever admit it though, but small dicks will never fully satisfy them and it's one of the reasons that white women have sexual fantasies about black men (powerful, large penis, etc...) that gave rise to the saying "once you go black, never go back". White dicks are mostly inadequate.
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>>68482800

wew lad
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>>68481178
Elaborate? You have my interest.
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>>68481540
The only thing that makes me think it might be real is the mention of the horse.
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>>68482746

i'm fat and racist too
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>>68482817
that pic
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>>68482647
6.5 - 7.5 is the range for most porn stars, even the absolute biggest max out around 9 inches. A true 9 incher is like 0.001% of men.
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>>68482800
>Women are too ashamed too ever admit it though
not on "anonymous" image board kek
dumb fucking cunts.
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>>68482647

"Porn Star" dicks arent that much bigger than average homie

They use camera tricks and tiny chicks to make it look like they have horse cocks.

Dont get me wrong, they're on the upper end of average, but they're not all packing 10' dongers. That shit is rare as fuck.
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>>68482800
rangeban americucks
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>>68483037
fuck off nigger
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>>68482800
Here comes the cuck patrol. They always start subtle then get more direct as they fap and post
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>>68481531

>mfw I live in Houston
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>>68480075

Who do you think is responsible?
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>>68483058
yeah you'd like that

rangeban americucks
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I cant complain about size queens, because Im a size king.

I only like chicks with huuuge titties.
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Y liv
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>>68483143
fuck you nigger
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>>68483148
nice
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>>68480075
Feminists, obviously. If women would remain virgins until they were married, there would be no size queens because they would have no comparison to their husband.
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>>68481235
>54%
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>>68481235
>mid 20s female spending a lot of time thinking about adopting a job
hhmmmmMMMMMM
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8.25"

But sometimes I have difficulty staying hard.

And sometimes I cum too fast.

Why live?
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I'm a size king. I only love huge black cocks. I'm gay.
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>>68483392
rangeban homosexuals
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>>68482678
M-maybe she's a widow anon

Openly showing her chest tattoos on tinder doesn't necessarily mean she's a coal burner with a half nigger child who just moved back home with her parents after a 10 year long stint of drug fueled BBC gangbangs
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>31
>still on tinder
Bitch got addicted to dick. She had daddy issues or something and only went for irresponsible men who inevitably left her. Man after man she got more and more bored and wanted more and more dick to fill the void in her soul. She's now a dull eyed retard who comes right out and says it, the only thing she cares about in this world is cock, if she got AIDs she would probably be relieved.

Fuckin bitches be crazy man.
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>>68483392
fuck off Milo
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>>68481235
God she sounds fucking boring
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>>68482878
>wew lad
It's true though so I don't know why you are memeing.

If you think any woman in the world is salivating over your 5" circumference pencil dick, you are fucking delusional. A thin dick is about the same as a loose vagina, how many people would want to be in a relationship with someone when you can barely feel them during sex? Women are too bashful and demure to say anything in a relationship, but they will 100% absolutely feel sexually frustrated and constantly fantasize about fucking that alphamale they see at work every day with a nice smile and large biceps. It only takes one bad relationship argument for them to "accidentally" have a one night stand and cheat while out at the club/bar to relieve all that pent up sexual frustration.
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>>68480232

I prefer huge tits and a tight pussy.

Doesn't mean I'm the norm, it just means I need a higher quality of Woman to satisfy me.

Stop judging me.
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>>68483454
why would u try to include me in ur cuck fantasies when by ur own definitions i could cuck u
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>>68481235
>family above faith

Disgusting desu
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>>68482407

because tall girls have cavernous vaginas its like sticking your dick in a plastic bag from the grocery store
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>>68483454
stop watching so much porn
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>>68483392
Me too, my man. If they arent at least as big as I am they can fuck off.
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>>68483392
rangeban americucks
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>>68482817
jesus christ
>mfw
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>>68483453
>Boring

Does this excite you?
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>>68483576
but i like tall girls most :S
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>>68480824
If she says its (your dick) small tell her it'll fit perfectly in her ass..

More than likely it'll suddenly be huge..
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>>68480075
our big brown cocks bro. White girls seldom go back
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>>68480075
>tinder set to anything over 25 miles
Wow, could you be any more beta?
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>>68483454

I think the official test is if you can just barely wrap a dollar bill around your dick you're okay.
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>>68483148

I don't know why but I find it so fucking attractive when a girl says nigger or faggot.
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>>68481235
>you will never meet that girl
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>>68483454
5" circumference is upper end of average, son.

6"x5"

Have made a girl cum with penetration and with my hands and mouth.

Just kill yourself. The female orgasm is a mind game more than anything else.
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>>68483727
Me too man.
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>>68483723
Yes
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>>68483845
tall leggy girls

blue eyes

light skin

fugg
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>>68480075
Women watch porn, too
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>>68483424
The first cock I had was huge. I've used small dildos and they are only good for warming up. When it gets down to it, big cocks rule.
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>>68480075
I would turn up and if she mentions something I would say oh did you mean size king then walk out :P
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>>68483935
i'm just shitposting man, go jerk off or something
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>>68483215
it's fairly thick anon, don't despair. Not small by any means.

at worst it's average
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Yeah, no wonder she's 31 ans single. She's rejecting 70% of the population.
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>>68480298
aka coalburner

also highly disappointed with the reality of tiny nigger dicks
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>>68480075
>SIZE QUEEN

For comparison, it's funny to put "NO FAT CHICKS" on your profile and roll in the responses.
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>>68484021
It looks really short. That might make it appear thicker.
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>>68483453
>>68483723
>>68483897

How about this?
Would you have children with this?
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>>68483122
I think all of this cuck porn is starting to work. I kinda want to feel ashamed and let a dude with a bigger dick fuck my girl.

help?
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>>68483454
>girth is measured by circumference

man i'm so stupid. i always thought those numbers were diameters, i thought i had a pencil dick
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>>68483611
Porn has nothing to do with it, I just read women's forums where they gossip between each other. I think it's funny just how many of them are in stable relationships but admit to cheating, or fantasizing about cheating because they are sexually frustrated with their partner. Reading how all these women when they are anonymous about cheating and how badly they want to cheat, immediately dissuades any desires I have to get back into dating. The way that they always get their friends to cover for them, and worst of all: gaslighting their boyfriends for accusing them when the woman was actually cheating. Very disconcerting.
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>>68484212
>PORTUGAL
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>>68480075

That's a male
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>>68484201
stop watching all porn.
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>>68484245
>I just read women's forums
wot
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>>68484258
what's up, trump empire
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>>68483723
Shes ugly as fuck but At least she is transparent about her shitty personality
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>>68483923
Oh yeah that's the good stuff.
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>>68484336
i like that

i like you

good job
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>>68482817
>tfw your parents paid for you to go to Georgetown but it's still not helping you with grills
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Retranslated the Slav waifu's profile
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>>68484245
>women's forums
>women actually writing
>not men writing fantasies
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>>68483923
tfw manlet
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>>68481235
Aww she likes Jane Austen novels..What a nice wholesome girl. Hope she finds a good guy
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>>68484300
It's useful to get inside the mind of the enemy. Once you realize just how horrible women truly are, and they only date for self serving reasons, you will never want to form an intimate relationship with one. Once you are past that initial hurdle, it simple becomes a matter of how to best trick them into casual sex, hence why doing research online into their thoughts and behaviors becomes important.
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>>68484139
>Would you have children with this?
If it gets a hold of you, I don't think you have a choice.
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>>68484375

so in memes, men who like tits are after good genes, men who like ass are after random fucks

what are leg men after

>>68484464
im only 6'2 :S
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>>68484430
why on earth would a girl this pretty ever need to sign up for a dating website?

all she has to do is sit alone in the park reading a book and wait to get approached
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>>68484488
by any chance do you go by "Wade" on any video game forums?

i used to post on a certain game's forum a bunch and you sound EXACTLY like this guy wade
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>>68484511
>what are leg men after
Getting to tell people their son plays in the NBA.
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>>68484452
Reminds me of the stories on the red pill where they pretend to know what is going on in a womens mind kek
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>>68484554
When was the last time you or your friends ever approached a girl reading in the park?
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>>68484139
Depends what the back looks like
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>>68483122

i dont understand. why wouldn't the zero be placed at the entrance?
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>>68484787
8 years ago when I last was single
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>>68481531
>I'm really good at sleep

Dropped
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>>68484890
old portugese man of whiteness
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>>68482678
why the fuck are you on Tinder if you don't want a one night risk of herpes/syphillus/aids
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>>68481531
how can you be so conservative and so little political. does she not read the news
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>>68483215
It's fine man. I'd suck it ;^)
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>>68484963
keep portuguese men away from the sun (aka living in a place like the britain) and we stay white as fuck
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>>68483454
>>68482800
Do you ever get tired of posting cuck spam pastas?
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Why are you fags mad? Everyone who's freaking out must have a tiny cock. None of you can match my BCC.
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>>68484021
if that's thick i have a PVC tube for a dick
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>>68480075
Pornstar horses.
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>>68482817
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>>68481235
I'll call it bullshit.
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>>68483148
Instant right swipe
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>>68485238
>BCC

Big Chink Cock?
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Here's more size queen
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>>68482800
Bernie voter fan fiction, everyone!
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>>68485238
>BCC

Big Chink Cock
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>>68480298
A woman with a big vagina.
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>>68485597
it is always the homely looking grills
damn shame
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>>68485624
I already voted for Trump, actually. I would never vote for a weak cuck like bernie. We need a strong leader in power.
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>>68483122
is it possible to have a flatter ass?
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>>68481235
>26
>single
>those bags under eyes
she's kookoo

>art history
>horses
>crooked teeth
something doesnt add up. she's been raised to be a waifu but her wealthy parents can afford a competition horse but couldnt afford braces.
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>>68485899
She got gangbanged by large black guys in high school. She had a white boyfriend at the same time.
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>>68486204
hey babe
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Women don't know what a large dick is. They might say shit like "I won't touch five inches. Seven minimum!"

Take that bitch to a hardware store and see if she can guess the length of a nail or something with any sort of accuracy. She can't. She has no fucking clue.

It's even less likely that she'll know in a dark room after a night of drinking. She can barely manage to get an Uber home much less measure a piece of flesh to the inch.

I think what they mean is they want someone confident enough to lie in their fucking faces and seem like they really mean it. Yes, it's seven inches. Yes, I love you. No, I'm not cheating on you.
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>>68481531
>>68481235
>>68484554
>>68484430
>>68481677
It's probably hard for these girls to find a boyfriend, because they are so high-value women, and most men are not going to measure up. So they go on online dating sites to widen their nets.

Do you really think you deserve any of these women?
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>>68480075
My dick is like 4 inches soft and 7.5 inches hard. Is it normal to fluctuate so much?
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>>68486269
tfw 6'2/7 inch dick but unconfident because recovering fatty (lost ~60 lbs + gained much strength, but the true wounds are yet to be heeled............)
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>>68482800
You mind fuck women, their pussies are only part of the game

Very small minded thinking my friend
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>>68480075

Stop judging all women based on broken online whores looking for hookups.

If a woman has an online profile, it means she's a degenerate.
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>>68486731
?
>>68486505
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>TFW big dick and still fap to small dick porn

Feells weird man, 6'4" 7.5" here. Femdom can't happend to a person onmy level '=;
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>>68482232
she's right u kno

godnigger.gif
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Like any of you faggots are better than sluts or size Queens. If you had easy sex available pretty much whenever you wanted it most of you would have no self control. If you could choose between a wide set vag vs a tighter one what would you choose?

Not even trying to white knight. I just think you guys are terribly bitter and hold others to higher standards than yourself
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>>68486934
>]

'=;
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Thank god I found a decent gf, most women are awful
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>>68486204
exactly is always the homely looking girls that get their pussies destroyed damn shame.
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Well, women like big dicks. Can't blame her for being honest.
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>>68486731
This is true.
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It's always the ugly gangas
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>>68480075
who is responsible?

women for having 3 different partners every time they go out in a night club
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>>68482800

http://www.penissizes.org/average-penis-size-ethnicity-race-and-country

>hahaha whites on average have dicks literally millimetres smaller than blacks and are therefore inferior.

Wasn't this same sort of argument made about our brain size, nigger brain being slightly smaller and flatter than whites which explains the idiocy and chimping out.

It's definitely all about dick size though jamal.
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You crackers should KNOW most top-tier white women are too much of a goddess to be satisfied and conformed with simple white tiny dicked "men"

NATURE ISN'T PERFECT but now that black people get to be in Europe, NATURE ITS CORRECTING ITSELF and women are just showing their natural craves for the superior BBC.
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>>68480422
>6"
>Not way below korean average
Micro penus confirmed


Its a fair stand of view regardless, its like men wanting a woman with a fat rack or dat ass
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>>68480075
the gays, it always there fault
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>>68487626
A FUCKING L-
wait a minute
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>>68482232
>steam mobile

Just uninstall the date app already
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>>68481531
>Doesnt want kids
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>>68487899
Kek this is someone else's picture from a /b/ thread
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>>68480075
she's just a stupid bitch who thinks size is relevant. get on my level.

>>68487761
I dont think any human penis can compare to the shit faggots shove up their ass holes.

get into fisting.
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>>68484554

Bitch has a forehead you could land the US air force on
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>>68483454

>Stop memeing

While simultaneously spouting the black dick meme, contrary to evidence.

Most men and women cheat because relationships get stale and the crazy sex you were having at the beginning of the relationship has turned average.

That's what happens when you get older and get married/have a long term relationship you fucking mong, you become complacent and the lust factor deteriorates.
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>>68480075
Damn... I want to fuck her just to see how I measure up.
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>>68488249
Studies find that women are way more likely to cheat on a guy that has a big dick.
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>>68486269
So by this logic, someone's 7 inches can legally be expanded to 9 inches?

I is kongo now then.
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>>68488344
Dat chick is fugly.
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Feel the pain.
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>>68481531
>anime: cardcaptor sakura
Instant wife material
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>>68487626

Do you guys keep spouting this shit because you genuinely believe it or is it because you can't read fucking charts?

I'll assume the latter
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>>68488506
He got a little dick.. it aint even hanging out of those little ass shorts.
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I'm 6.5 inch in length. Is that enough?
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>>68481972
>Women like this turn me on.

why ? she's 31 her biological clock is obviously ticking yet she's lying to herself how she doesn't really need a man, just a hard body for sex. would only hate fuck
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>>68488573
It's just a white troll baiting people.
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>>68488606
He had to wear a special cock restraint.
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>>68481531
>doesn't like sports
>afraid of the outdoors
nah, just nah
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>>68488375

Cheat on or with a guy that had a big dick? Just because your statement seems counter intuitive, wanted to clarify.

Also, source.
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>>68488655
only for non stacys
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>>68480075

Porn is responsible. Also, the readily available supply of BBC dildos. Back in the day, if you shoved a giant rock or wooden dildo up your vagina it fucking hurt, but nowadays we have synthetic plastics and lube. They stretch themselves out while diddling themselves, and it feels good in their early twenties, but then they age and they lose their elasticity and they're stuck with a cavernous vagina and the inability to get off without at least 5 pounds of shit stuffed in themselves to stimulate the deep nerves.

Blame porn, the Jews, consumerism, whatever you want. As a bitch that's online dating and old, she doesn't deserve to be picky, but there's some young dude out there with a big dick that's looking to get his dick wet for a night, so as long as we're as interconnected as we are, she'll find her supply of cock for at least the next year or two... then it's all downhill from there.

And who really loses? The White race, of course.
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>>68488858
Nice, I'm too autistic for stacys anyway.
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>>68483215
It's average.
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>>68480075
Hmm

Honestly I think women should start measuring their vaginas too. It's only a matter of time before it becomes as easy as measuring a dick.
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>>68488655

Honestly yes. It's a bit above what's perfect for me.
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>>68480075
I don't see the problem, that's just womenspeak for having a huge vagina.
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>>68488710
lol

>>68488823
Women who have boyfriends with big dicks.. cheat on their boyfriends. Women are more likely to have one night stands with a guy with a big dick.. but don't like them for the long haul. There's multiple sources for it.. I think the last source I seen said women were like 80% more likely to cheat on a guy if he had a big dick.
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Lesbian basketball players are responsible
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>>68483153
My African-American acquaintance!
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>>68489058
are you a girl?
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>>68489084

I did not know that
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Also

y live?
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>tfw 6" x 5.5"
JUST

I'd be happy with one more extra inch of girth.
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>>68489058
Awesome.
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>>68489238
why is your nut sack growing towards the tip of your dick?
is it like a flying dick?
can it make small glides between it's habitat in the basement trees?
or is it used for heat dispersion after 6 hour long hentai-fest sundays?
either way, no one gives a fuck.
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>>68489360
holy fuck
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>>68489360
>can it make small glides between it's habitat in the basement trees?

Damn, son.
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Every thread seems to be about "MUH DICK".

>muh cut dick
>muh uncut dick
>muh BBC dick
>muh BWC dick
>muh wife's son's dick
>muh Trump's dick
>muh girlfriend's dick


Just shut the fuck up and get some pussy you fucking nerds. Stop dwelling on how you think all girls act, we're not all the same. I bet most of you guys are attractive but you squander all of it by complaining about how girls have wronged you or about each other's dicks. That's not what it's all about. Get some balls and a personality and stop posting about things that don't matter.
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>>68489360
because it was cold

and because it's an arab circumcision, a tight one, so there isn't much skin left
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>>68489550
Wanna see muh dick?
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>5 inch dick that sometimes reaches 6 and a half depending on how hard I get
>it looks so fucking tiny in my hands and on my body

Feels bad man
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>>68483730
>>68484274
>>68485294
>>68487060

Underrated
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>>68489578
>morocco

sorry m8
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>>68489600
Makeup...
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>>68489839
I don't even care...
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>>68481235
> Royksopp
> Grand Budapest Hotel
> 5'2 cute loli
> Christian and never smokes

WHERE IS THIS LITERAL G O D D E S S
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>>68481235
>horse girl
major red flag
>>68481531
>videogames
trap for losers
>>68481677
more horse red flags, but she likes cooking so she gets a pass
>>68482525
>magick
wew
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>>68490054
why is horse bad
>>
>>68490098
surrogate lovers
girls ride horses because they get sexual stimulation from the galloping
she will spend more time with her horse than you
ie you get speciescucked
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>>68480075
Not any different than guys going to more hardcore porn
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>>68490194

i can't tell if you're smart or not
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>>68490263
let me assure you friend that, as a fellow man, i only have your best interests in mind
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>>68481235

I've managed to get one of these girls. I'm only worried that I'm too degenerate for her :-(
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>>68490312

i was afraid you were australian, but alas you are from new zealand. i will trust you
>>
Women don't even know how to measure. I have a legit 7" dick and every girl I've been with thinks I'm huge and says I'm the biggest they've ever had.
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>>68490403
a wise choice. good day my american friend
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>>68490340
How did you do it? What are your "stats" as it were, if you were an online dating profile?
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>>68489084

Maybe is because girls who need big dicks are whores from fucking too much in general..
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Someone explain me pussy in terms I can understand. The thing increases in size during arousal, but by how much lengthwise and circumferencewise? How much difference does a cm in dick girth make?
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>>68490263
He is right bro.

https://www.quora.com/Do-women-get-sexual-pleasure-from-grinding-against-a-horses-saddle-and-if-yes-does-it-happen-automatically-or-does-a-female-rider-need-to-take-deliberate-action-for-it-to-grind-in-the-right-location

>Sometimes. I had my very first orgasm on horseback. I was not looking for it, and really did not even understand exactly what was happening.
>>
Sluts are naturally going to be size queens. Why wouldn't they be? If they've had a 12 incher they have no need for a 5 incher or below.

The solution is the same solution throughout history: shame the sluts and encourage them to marry as a virgin.
>>
>>68490620
yea i actually went and read that article already

stop ganging up on me fucking nozzies
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>>68490816
just admit kiwis are superior already you yanks can't even keep up tbqh
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if your pee-pee is inadequate for the 'size queen', why not simply ram your fist into her cunt and beat her womb like it owes you money?
if this proves to be insufficient, i've developed a technique using the thumb and forefinger of the free hand i have dubbed the 'clitty twister'.
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>>68490816
We just care merica. We don't want you going down the same path as yurope.
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>>68485649
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>>68490403
kiwis are the experts when it comes to interspecies romance
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I have a fake female facebook account and i used some Datingapps with it.

Its incredible i got 26 messages in 24 hours and more than 500 people browsed my profile.
Compared to 400 as men in 3 months...

But well here are some gems i found in germany
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>>68490929
>>68490970

what the fuck
>>
>>68484212
...you must have been so disappointed lol...unless you are 5 inches in diameter...
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>>68490999
>asian
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Looks like a dude...
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>>68490511

I have an average body, 5'10" and average build/weight. However I have a very good face with cheekbones etc which helps to 'break the ice' with girls.

Non-degenerate girls aren't interested in playing stupid games so I just acted how I felt; smitten. She noticed that and liked it. Also I'm not a basement dwelling autist and have a sense of humour and interesting conversation.
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>>68480823
Can confirm that and things like that work. But it takes years and discipline. It's like working out. But this type of flesh wasn't designed to grow.
>>
>>68491313
>barista
why do cashiers at starbucks call themselves this?
>>
>>68483153
Agreed. There is little point in a woman existing if she doesn't have DD or higher.
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>>68481677
>if you are interested in data analysis, economics and data mining/big data, then we should talk about that together

SHE'S A GODDAMN SPY
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>>68491344
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My dick is about as thick as a toilet paper roll, tight but still fits snugly with some room. Is that decent or what?
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>>68491618
Same reason they have fucked up drink size names, to be different
>>
I would honestly date all of these qt feminists. I bet most of them are virgins, and actually, nice smart girls(hence they are into politics) but got redirected to the wrong path. Any western anon tried?

>tfw no feminist tsundere qties in poland
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>>68491135
Oh fuck thanks for your post anon, I was calculating circumference as pi*r^2 like an absolute fucking nigger tier retard for two years, holy shit. I cannot overstate how much of a retard I am.

That being said, I'm a lot more relieved, but now it seems that an inch more or less in circumference doesn't actually make a huge impact like I previously thought.
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>>68480075
Look at her fucking degenerate stoner eyes.
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>>68483148
Hahaha top Kek.
I had a girl friend like that once. Grew up near blacks and hated them.
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>>68480075
man-face
>>
>>68491344
I don't know why you guys hate Israel so much desu they are Pro Trump and they post here and seem nice, also they seem to be racially segregated which is cool.
>>
How the hell do you take mesurements of your dick? And why?
Also, women tend to compare their boobs size more often than their vag's
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>>68491803
I'm the same bro.
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>>68484139
Cock man! Thank heavens we found you in time. The city is burning and Vaginus is terrorizing the citizenry again along with his boy slave Rectal. You must stop them!!!
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>>68492191
Circumference needs a cotton tape measure.
Length you get erect and measure your dick from the pubic bone up
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>>68484201
Really stop watching porn. Get the fuck away from your computer. And try to stay in public.
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Whats the first thing you think when seeing her
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>>68481531
>le nerd xd
>Absolute shit TV shows
>Putrid music taste
>Doesn't want kids
>Is somehow a huge degenerate/pleb while scoring a really high conservative bar

Plz trash
>>
>>68492446
Ok. I've never thought doing that.
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>>68492608
pretty sure she could volunteer to go out to remote communities in brazil and act as a mobile runway with that forehead
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>>68492608
Potato head
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>>68492608

Fetal alcohol syndrome?
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>>68492608

ayy lmao
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>>68492974
>>68493093
>>68493419

You are wrong

>>68493762

He is right
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>>68494079
>prefer active lifestyle
>is a fatfuck
can't make this up
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>>68480075
lol you really don't get it. everything she wrote bleeds of desperation.
pretending she has high standards when she has none considering she is ugly to boost her perceived value.
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>>68480075
absolutely degenerate,

& I'm not even that conservative about this topic too much
>hotdog down halway
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>>68480814
Hahahahaha fucking same
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>>68480298
WHAT THE FUCK
AGE ARE YOU,
BOGAN POOFTAH ?

>in/b/4 PERMA-BAN
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>>68480716
>died alone, lonely, & with an infinite eternal deep void, in her apartment over the weekend, she never married or had kids.
>memorial services @ blah blah start @ 11am Fri morning. .. ...
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