livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
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backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
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rough synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>ladderbro retreats
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>treeking says fuck that too and continues aforementioned dicking around
>PHOENIX FUCKING JONES SHOWS UP
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
first for /sp/
FIRST FOR JONES
S T A M I N A
first for
PHOENIX
H
O
E
N
I
X
MACY'S
Show me your comfy face /pol/.
jones will fail this will blow up in his face, he look scared
phoenix jones attention whoring for likes and thumbs up. silly nigger, couldnt pass up this golden opportunity
who /thinkshesgonnadie/ here?
>>68481596
Is tree climbing a sport?
PHOENIX JONES, C-CLASS SUPERHERO ON THE SCENE
>>68481459
This shit sounds like a plot for a bad super hero parody.
you forgot SHUT UP FAGGOT
pls dont die
HERE WE GO BOYS
this is mad
superhero can't cross yellow tape though
sleep tree king ignore peasants
Fuckin cameraman got a worse shot.
MAN OF TREE VS BIRD OF SEATTLE. GREATEST MATCH IN HISTORY.
>>68481692
BANE?
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
Heem sleepy
>>68481694
would watch it
Today was a good day, /pol/
>>68481459
Is Jones actually doing anything or is he just there?
>>68481672
Yes and we are witnessing one of the GOATs in his prime.
treeking deserves a little rest
>>68481753
MMMHH
Jones cant break the yellow tape He calls for backup Spiderman is incoming guys
>>68481648
>>68481837
nah police said they'd arrest him if he got close
anyone else only getting volume in left ear
even with all the happenings lately and the primary's and shit, Tree king takes /pol/s attention?
>>68481459
What happens if he starts taking a shit live on the news?
For those who missed it
>2016
>no live drone camera footage
>no drones to battle treeman live
the future is shit tb h
For the people who have no idea who Phoenix Jones is:
>His name is Benjamin John Francis Fodor
>He's a professional boxer and real life superhero
>He's constantly getting in trouble with the police for interfering or pepperspraying people
>He's rich as fuck and spends tens of thousands of dollars on his equipment. I forgot how much his suit costs but I remember he did a kickstarter for it and it went up to like 30,000. Been a long time so I might be wrong, but I know it was above 10,000.
>Nigger got stabbed in the dick one time and ended up in the hospital
>He has a white wife named Purple Reign who is also a superhero
>>68481837
Police told him he'd be arrested if he intervened - we'll see if he negotiates his way in though...
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT ANSWER
>>68481928
Komo is private news. They can show what they want.
>>68481896
Fucking cops. I be willing to bet the dude would come down for a guy dressed up as a superhero.
HE IS UNSTOPPABLE
PLEASE HURRY UP I NEED TO GO TO BED
has anyone been keeping track of his smoke supply?
did he go through all of them?
>wake up to a bombing
>get comfy with a tree bomb
http://strawpoll.me/7158748/r
This nigger's literally asleep right now.
>>68481928
he already did
>>68481459
why dont they let this goy just be?
>>68481935
Got any webms of the superhero?
dammit show phoenix rising to confront treeking cmon KOMO
Requesting picture of treeking trending higher than bombings and dead woman with bag on head.
GUYSSSSSSSSSS PHOENIX JONES FOLLOWS DONALD TRUMP ON TWITTER
PHOENIX CONFIRMED OUR HERO
>>68482035
Jones brought more
where is the 2 polacks saying they are close to tree king.
>>68481935
Why the fuck did he get rid of his trapeze!
>mfw my state used to have a superhero team but it pretty much disbanded after a guy named bee sting fired a shotgun in a trailer park and went to jail
I think Petoskey Batman still goes around giving water and blankets to the homeless, but I haven't heard of anything from anybody else.
>>68481959
stabbed in the dick?
>5 hours ago take a nap
>he's still up there
I'm making popcorn
DO A FLIP FAGGOT
gonna getcha down so we can comb that feces out da beard, wez superheroz and shit
Dank OC
>TFW the racewar begins with Phoenix vs Tree King battling for the Pine Throne.
NEW PERISCOPE
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1rmxPwvzVgYJN
So is Phoenix actually gonna climb the tree or what?
>>68481459
Still up tree?
So much for American gun ownership.
FALL NIGGER
>>68482153
>that Crusader hero
>>68482170
>5 hour nap
I don't think it works that way
>>68482153
>The token girl
Just like in real comics!
SUPER HERO SHOWDOWN! WHO WILL WIN? HAS TREEKING FINALLY MET HIS MATCH? WILL HE TASTE THE SALTY TASTE OF LUNCHABLES/DEFEAT?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME!
>>68481700
And hitler salute.
>>68482211
>pine throne
>>68482153
knight templar? definitely not PC
>>68482153
>That fucking crusader in the back
Were they in charge of removing kebab or something?
>>68482234
Police wont let him past the yellow tape.
http://strawpoll.me/7158748/r
http://strawpoll.me/7158748/r
http://strawpoll.me/7158748/r
post yfw treebeard finally took over isengard
>>68482263
Nigga that's Azrael
>>68481959
Disgusting
Why don't the police just shoot the guy in the tree? Nothing of value lost, would be cheaper than to feed him during.the jail sentence he will receive.
>>68482234
Nope, last I heard he was getting sued or some shit for pepper spraying someone.
>>68482286
>not sleeping 14 hours and taking 5 hour naps
High energy not welcome here
>sleeping
Tree king soon to fall from grace
phoneix and treeking will both die because tree king will murder phoneix and they both will fall. Dont fuck with treeking.
did he even get the lunchables?
>>68482226
added to media list thank you anon
>>68482153
They look like a bunch of faggots though.
>>68482293
Phoenix Jones is merely a mortal man and cannot bring Tree King down
>>68482238
You can't shoot someone legally for being in a fucking tree.
To all the SeattleFags in here:
Who /wants to get burgers at Dick's but doesn't want to miss anything?/
>>68482369
He won't go to jail, he'll get a forced trip to the psych ward
>>68481459
>yfw when Phoenix Jones recruits him into a Super Hero Team
>>68482226
Nigger what the fuck is periscope and what am I doing wrong?
Who /Bellingham/ here? WWU reporting in.
>>68482403
he had a paper bag with him, so probably
https://twitter.com/ThePhoenixJones?lang=en
PHOENIX JONES UPDATE
>>68482436
i'll get you some dicks :^)
Fuck Batman vs Superman I want Tree King vs Phoenix Jones
https://twitter.com/ThePhoenixJones/status/712518457754009600
#treekingsmatter
>>68482430
Hasn't he been damaging the tree? He's a fucking eco-criminal.
>>68482436
Dick Burgers
Can't make this shit up
>>68482523
i ment has treeking got it
>>68482523
jones said on twitter he brought newports, a sandwich, and beer
>>68482436
Fug. If I wasn't in Anacortes I'd meet up with you niggers.
http://strawpoll.me/7158748/r
http://strawpoll.me/7158748/r
http://strawpoll.me/7158748/r
Help determine his fate!
>>68482584
Oh. No.
>>68482557
Sounds delicious
>>68482286
I was tired. I just finished my last final and I deserved it.
>>68482245
How about you fall from your tree, leafy.
they got tree police on the scene
>>68482557
>Doesn't know about Dicks Drive-in
>>68482193
i kekd
>>68482436
>eating dickburgers
Knowing Seattle, they're going to put cages around our trees after this.
>>68482593
>Newports
You had one fucking job Phoenix
>>68482617
You're just linking to the results retard
This has been one wild ride, conclusion soon?
>>68482606
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1rmxPwvzVgYJN
Last ferry already gone?
tfw getting sleepy
tfw probably going to fall asleep soon and miss the climax
I hope he makes it man, whatever he's trying to do, I fucking hope he makes it.
>mfw I'm comfy in bed following this thread listening to coyotes howl outside
SHILLARY IS ONE BLOCK AWAY
PURE COINCIDENCE
HILLARY CLINTON IS ONE BLOCK AWAY
>>68482522
That you Caleb....
HILLARY CLINTON ONE BLOCK AWAY
>hilary clinton
>man in a tree
>superhero with lunchables
yep, we're a meme now
HILLARY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>hillary staying 1 block away
wonder what tree king will throw at her.
>>68482436
I'd much rather have some of Beecher's World's Best Mac and Cheese because I'm not a fag that eats dicks
HE IS SPEAKING TO US
STREAM DOWN
NEW LINK WHERE?
Is there no-one that lives around there that has a drone on hand? Seriously guys?
Send him up some snacks.
Also, was he asleep? Just started watching, 3 minutes in and he's gotten up.
Wait, what happened to Treeking's staff? I don't see it anywhere
STREAM CUT
CONFIRMED FALL
>mentions hillary
>feed cut
HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING!
This has easily been the craziest 24 hours in a good while.
>Terrorist attack at Beligian airport
>Giant fire in Phoenix
>Man climbs up tree and won't come down, causes black batman himself, Phoenix Jones to show up.
Shit, even the show 24 can't make this shit up.
holy shit the treeking's eye contact with the camera broke the thing
>>68482712
It wouldn't surprise me. Every time I visit I end up swearing I will never return.
HILLARY IS ONE BLOCK AWAY, IT WAS ALL PLANNED
>hillary one block away
>stream cuts out
FUCK
>>68482766
love it or leave it
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TREE KING AWAKENS
AWAKEN MY KING
FUCK HILLARY
the fuck happened to the stream?!?!?!?!
>>68482802
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1rmxPwvzVgYJN
2016 FOR YEAR OF THE MEME
>tfw Treeking is planning to kidnap Hillary Clinton
"Hillary Clinton is staying 1 block away..."
SLIDE IT, cut to black / cut audio / cut stream
>>68482557
>not drunkenly chowing down on Based Richards
>being a MSM (men who have sex with men, fyhi (for your honest info))
go ahead and pick both
clinton comes out and offers tree king a free pantsuit if he comes down.
feed dies as mention of the cabal queen
HILLARY CLINTON IS 1 BLOCK AWAY
>Shillary named
>stream cuts to black
HILLARY CLINTON IS THERe?
>>68482766
BIZZARO UNIVERSE
>>68482848
HILLARY
>>68482789
Dog Japon is where it's at
>gets up
>looks directly at camera from far away
>mouths something
TREEMAN CONFIRMED FOR MAGIC
TREE KING STARED AT THE CAMERA AND KILLED IT
>>68482848
i think they switched to go live for the 11:00pm local live news feed
>>68482802
the periscope link above is working now.
meme magic has put hillary, treeking and some nig superhero in one place for us
>>68482766
This is reaching dank levels
Holy shit did treekin and Jones battle Hillary?
need streamo repeat need streamo
>>68482835
>They do not understand because they cannot understand
uhh guys?
>stream goes out
>fox news stream freezes at exact same time
>>68482732
Work early and fireplace is comfy.
>>68482901
it's not live
>>68482557
I've always been sort of disappointed they've never adopted "Eat a greasy bag of Dicks" or something along those lines as their company slogan.
>>68482924
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1rmxPwvzVgYJN
>>68482901
>Ended 5 minutes ago
TREEKING KILLED THE CAMERAS
WE'RE GOING TO MISS THE BATTLE WITH PHOENIX JONES
>>68482901
you're watching a recording
Did he jump? All streams got cut at the exact same time.
>He's a human being
Peter Mongillo confirmed nice guy
>>68482905
BUT WHAT DO THE MEMES MEAN PEPE
HE'S BACK UP.
>>68482854
>ended 5 minutes ago
>>68482932
TREE KING IS ANGERED
>>68482593
>black man brings menthols
He should have rounded it out with fried chicken and a 40
>>68482969
>ended 5 minutes ago
QUICK
HELP OUR NIGGA HELP A NIGGA
>>68481459
>TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT ANSWER
>>68482975
It's working fine for me right now?
>>68482998
it's up now
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
>stream cuts out
>it ain't me starts playing
>>68482959
Bet cops them to turn off the cameras.
>Captcha is street like a mile away
>>68482932
wtFFFFF?
Good time to hit the sack, lads. Good night and may we all learn from Tree King's wisdom.
>>68482436
Red mill or XXX only.
KOMO BACK UP!
IT'S BACK UP JAMALAMS
ITS BACK
http://komonews.com/live/event
WE'RE BACK
>says periscope ended 7 minutes ago
considering just getting a bus down there to see how it all ends
WE BACK
>>68483115
BACK UP SIR
stream is back
BACK IN ALL HIS GLORY
BACK UP HE'S GOOD
>>68483068
>ended 7 minutes ago
ITS BACK NIGGERS
strem back up
main feed is back
treeking yelling BS again
can't be too long now
IT BACK
komonews . com/live/event
back up
you guys think this is worth driving 20 minutes down there?
NEW LINK WHERE?
we /back/ now
They'll have a live segment on
http://komonews.com/live
http://komonews.com/live
http://komonews.com/live
Once the 11pm news is over the old stream will open up again.
FEED HAS RETURNED AT KOMO
http://komonews.com/live/event
>>68483129
Stream it
HE LIVES
OH FUK WE BACK
Hey guys is the stream up?
Wtf is going on? Am I asleep?
>>68483049
Orange horizon, grateful dead. Alpha Foxtrot one niner niner. This is billy boy, out.
>>68482895
>>68482965
Did treeking just kill the stream with his gaze?
>>68483180
Komo
>>68483175
This is a once in a lifetime event man. Get the fuck down there.
Were back!
>>68483175
Sure why not
>>68483175
not unless you bring cool shit to make it more interesting to watch. Laser, bow, slingshot, anything..
Update the Hillary sitrep what is going on
>>68483129
go for it anon, and
>>68483188
dubs says you gotta do it
>>68483242
What suburb you at? 425?
I can't believe I've been following this for 3 hours straight
He's staring right into the camera
I can feel him looking into my soul
CNN commissioned goodthink census http://strawpoll.me/7159586
http://strawpoll.me/7159586
http://strawpoll.me/7159586
http://strawpoll.me/7159586
http://strawpoll.me/7159586
http://strawpoll.me/7159586
What's he yelling? You can almost hear him.
It went down just long enough to swap with a look-a-like treeking. They're taking shifts. False flag folks.
http://strawpoll.me/7158748/r
http://strawpoll.me/7158748/r
http://strawpoll.me/7158748/r
TAKE THE POLL!
>36
what does it mean?
HAIL TREEKING, GLORY TO THE PINE THRONE
https://twitter.com/ThePhoenixJones/status/712520141842591745
how do the seattlefags feel about all the tax money being wasted just because they wont leave him alone
>>68483175
Do you have a toy drone?
What does 31 on the tree mean?
>>68483261
If I lived a little closer I would take my high power Chinese laser.
>36
THE NUMBERS TREEMAN, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
>36
?
Why doesn't someone just plink him with a fucking bean bag gun. His life can't be worth the amount of tax dollars already wasted making sure he doesn't do anything crazy.
>>68483175
Remember, parking downtown is probably a king hell bitch, even at 11
So are these like actual superhero wannabes?
36
36
36
36
>>68483261
this go to a store where they sell laser pointers, wait a second if you have budget make a drone cam for pol, fly one up there.
>>68483347
maybe its tree king's birthday
>>68483349
>>68483347
how many cigarettes he wants
>>68483351
fuck you murderous faggots
long live the king of the trees, treeking
>>68482095
Praise kek
What does it mean?
Is Treeking a Hipster thats trying to save the earth?
what do you think is going through his mind?
Why is there a 36 on the tree? Did he do that?
36
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
>>68483335
I think they should turn out the lights, send everyone home, and just keep two cops standing at the base of the tree. I have no idea why they need all this bullshit.
>36
3+3 = 6
OH SHI..
>>68483175
if you have a drone with camera then yes.
guys i think it's Dave Grohl.
>Seattle
>bearded
>long hair
>retarded
headed down there now, hope it doesnt end before
HE keeps looking at the camera and talking. Is he talking to us, /pol/?
>>68483426
>>68483425
where?
next post ending in 36 decides his fate
>>68483417
That traps aren't gay?
>>68483335
Not as bad as trying to tunnel under the viaduct. But I don't live in king county, so fuck em.
>>68483417
>gas the kikes, race war now
>>68483417
>branch manager
>>68483444
>36
>444
>>68483481
Eternal throne
>>68483481
Transcends mortal form
>>68483481
they let him walk
>>68483433
American police only know how to escalate situations and not deescalate
>>68483409
He might not die, but if he does i'm sure the county would be happy to cremate him and put him in a cardboard box.
BE FREE, TREE FRIEND
>>68483351
Can you even comprehend the shitstorm that killing (or at the very least severely disabling) what is now a social media hero/phenomenon would bring to the SPD? People already hate cops for shooting dindus, the fuck do you think will happen if it's a white guy that everybody loves?
"No LOL PHOENIX IS NOT COMING IN"
BTFO
T
F
O
"STUPID FUCKING SEATTLE BITCH"
#BARKLIVESMATTER
>>68482153
that fuck dressed up as batman is even more pathetic than the fat slob, at least he's original.
>>68483481
I say he falls, but takes flight before he hits the ground and glides into the sky.
lol he just said asshole pussy
>>68483417
Nice upper facial structure desu, no homo.
>>68483536
Oh shit confirms escalation!
WHAT IS HE SAYING
>>68483481
new tree nation
GOT IT ON FILM FAGGOT
>>68483529
>>68483536
shiiiiiieeeeeet
>36
>3 sixes
>666
HAIL TREEKING THE ANTICHRIST
>>68483561
Is he part Nig?
>>68483481
An Eagle attacks him at dawn and he falls and dies.
>>68483481
>>68483536
tree man is kill
>>68483552
he keeps saying faggot so the media won't like him/won't want others to like him
GOT IT ON FILM FAGGOT
>>68483536
>36
Then let the situation escalate
>>68483481
He establishes a new kingdom and brings forth an age of prosperity
"YOU GOT IT ON FILM FAGGOTS"
top fucking kek
36 get
>>68483564
perfect
>>68483481
He will stay up there until it becomes his property due to squatters rights
>>68483536
>36
ESCALATION
>>68483481
Does >>68483536 count?
It seems suicide by cop is the ending.
>>68483536
Fuck I didn't mean to get Tree King killed
>>68483552
Suicide by cop is not a thing people look down on for cops. This fucking meth head obviously wants to die.
he is judging us from above
all bow to treeman
>>68483631
He shoul talk about how he hates blacks too.
When he gets down, aliens will make contact
what the fuck are those faggot officers doing.
He is going to die.
Where the fuck is the sound on this shit god damn
>>68483481
ded
>This fucking small talk
tripples for fall
>GOT IT ON FILM FAGGOT?
>>68483552
I'm actually pretty surprised they didn't shoot him when he threw the big metal thing
BUMP LIMIT REACHED
NEW THREAD
>>68483683
NEW THREAD
>>68483683
NEW THREAD
>>68483683
>>68483481
they light tree on fire
high quality TreeKing© pepes when?
>>68483433
>MOVIN' ON UP
PROMOTIONS CONFIRMED
>>68483481
He will whip out his dick at least one time before he gets down.
He will climb down by himself after hibernation.
>>68482895
we gave him too much power
FUCKING CAMERAMAN
>>68483677
>77
ESCALATION
>>68483646
nice
>Movin on up
>on a story about tree king
NEW BREAD WHEN
They should just hose him down, keep him wet until he climbs down because he's too cold.
>>68483736
left ear, it spooked me since i tought my headphones just died
cameraman, get it together
Aww they wont let him play superhero man
Phoenix Jones @ThePhoenixJones 2m2 minutes ago
Finally @SeattlePD took the food and beer not interested in help I seriously know this guy and can help #letphoenixjoneshelp
14 retweets 14 likes
Phoenix Jones @ThePhoenixJones 7m7 minutes ago
Tweet @SeattlePD #letphoenixjoneshelp I can fix this
>>68483771
>He will whip out his dick at least one time before he gets down.
He already pulled his pants down to shit
>>68483481
Treeking makes his home in the majestic pine and the faggot cops let him live his life as he sees fit, a free man
>>68483467
Dave Grohl isn't from Seattle dumb dumb. He's also a fucking boss.
![1379268529The%20Crab%20Pot%20Restaurant%20and%20Bar%20Seattle[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/dIuVFfz.png "1379268529The%20Crab%20Pot%20Restaurant%20and%20Bar%20Seattle[1]")
Fellow Seattleites,
If you got the chance to take Treeman out for dinner, what would you serve him?
I'd take him to the Crab Pot to get some crab legs.
Tree king transforms into an entity of pure light and ascends into the sky, ushering in the new era of enlightenment for all of makind.
DUDE SHIT IS HUNGRY
IT'S AWESOME It'S AWESOME.
>>68483552
If he ran at me with a knife I'd dump half a mag into his chest and face.
NEW BREAD
>>68483683
NEW BREAD
>>68483683
NEW BREAD
>>68483683
mfw these faggot seattle hipsters talking about going to shows instead of focusing on the camera work
>>68483417
crack molecules
>>68483417
Honestly, I have no idea. Probably wants some beer
cameraman is having a circlejerk
forgets about the viewers
>>68483883
if you shot treebro i'd shoot you once and be done with it. keep acting tough on an anonymous himalayan quilt making board faggot
>oh shit, I'm still streaming
>>68481648
>PHOENIX FUCKING JONES
>>68483481
sniper fodder
rolling ..
>>68483861
Canlis you fucking pleb.
>>68483710
>>68483536
Too late. Happening confirmed. Suicide by cop.
>>68483481
Falls
>>68483861
Whatever crap they serve in the local jail
>>68481692
I've never seen this cunt before, just watched a few youtube videos and holy fuck America you really do have it all
>Real life Superhero crime brigade
>>68483504
underrated
>>68483481
Taken into custody by Greenpeace. Retooled for extreme eco-activism. Winds up on the deck of the Ocean Warrior screaming, LEAVE THE WHITE WHALES! roll ...
>white people
dumbass white people
>>68484414
dis b8
>>68483481
Makes america great again
>>68483561
Shia LeBouf?
>>68483481
Become newest world record holder
The man stayed longest on a tree.
>>68483481
he's gonna take another shit and it's gonna nail a fireman rendering them unconscious.
he just keeps fucking up that tree lol
it's like, a landmark for some people in that neighborhood
and all the media is not going to make him come down so he's just gonna keep fucking it up
that tree is gonna die in a year lol
>>68483481
2 years in prison, upon release travels to Germany and assassinates merkel
Dubs say he falls
>>68483481
Death by gravity.
>>68485606
I bet that tree's been bored shitless for years, it's just been "That tree" forever now. It doesn't even remember the last time someone was actually happy to see it, it was just a landmark.
That tree's fucking happy now, because even if it does die, it will die because of something that made countless people happy.
Even if it's not the main focus, that's more than enough.
God bless you tree, I'll never forget you.
Okay guys. My buddy is heading down there with his drone.
Anyone want in on the plan?
