KOMO livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
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backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
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synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>ladderbro retreats
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>goes back to sleep
>PHOENIX FUCKING JONES SHOWS UP
>also SHILLARY HAS ARRIVED IN THE AREA
>CONFRONTATION PENDING
>current status: treeking is awake and perching, also yelling something
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
>>68483683
TREEKING TREEKING
DO NOT REPLY
UP ALL NIGHT
SHE IS HUNGRY
36 get
This motherfucker looks like shia labeouf
Post your comfy face /pol/.
CONGRATS ON YOUR PROMOTION
FIND FREEDOM, FRIEND OF TREES
FUCK YOU KOMO YOU SHITTY STREAMERS
Fuck, I'm going to have to bough out soon.
>mfw not letting Phoenix at least talk to the guy
Seattle police suck
SHES HUNGRY FOR DICK
>>68483821
it's something he would do too
I'm gonna go try to make nachos
Plz pray for tree king
>pumped for treeking
light the tree on fire, its the only solution
12 hours so far, whatever he was on has worn off by now.
MODS STICKY THIS POST
>>68483833
MOVING ON UP
>TFW you just want to chill in your tree and smoke but the cops won't leave you alone.
>>68483872
DO NOT IGNITE HIS THRONE
>>68483852
Seattle police can only escalate situations.
Skagit county reporting in.
>SHUT UP FAGGOT
>MOVIN ON UP
>GOT THAT ON FILM FAGGOT?
>>68483894
STICKY WHEN??
THIRTY SIX
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>>68483872
you miss the purposes of treeking's teachings.
CAMERAMAN CONFIRMED FOR PROMOTION
HAS TO MOVE TO TRI-CITIES
errrr probably not worth it m8
enjoy living among the severed head activity
>>68483881
Acid?
CAMERAMAN YOU LAZY SHIT
>>68483816
Good night tree king
The fuck is the streamer doing.
>>68483683
PLOT TWIST
The man never existed it was Just on our minds the brain was telling us that We need to go higher in Life
>>68483881
implying datura doesn't last for at least 72 hours
>>68483881
>Implying that hoodie has no pockets
>>68483816
Good night tree king
MODS STICKY THIS POST
fix the camera you dumb fuck
>>68483949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdkma4Rx3dg
>>68483881
He is still high altitude
I went back during his rant a few minutes ago. Listened closely, he was yelling "God is watching!"
>>68483683
Congrats on your promotion,camera dude.
Alpha-up and keep the shot steady when you're chatting though.
>>68483807
More quality TreeKing© pepes pls
>>68483816
good night tree king
>>68484005
>tfw this comment worked
>>68483957
PCP is my guess, maybe meth
alternatively it's divine truth
>>68483872
Wet Sequoia nigger, learn about trees before posting ignorant shit about their flammability.
>>68484005
He was moving, retard
>>68483881
Psychosis buddy.
Bigger happening than brussell sprouts
>>68483881
DOx can last that long.
Pretty unlikely though. Either full-blown schizophrenia or a schizophrenic episode triggered by a drug.
>>68483816
Good night tree king
STICKY WHEN?
>>68484041
He truly is a prophet of kek
Next post in 36 decides his fate.
>>68483816
g00dn1ght tr33k1Ng
>>68483926
Sedro here.
>>68484041
There is no god here today.
Just me.
someone get a laser pointer and start shining it in his eyes
>>68483816
Good night Tree King
>>68484103
new emperor of mankind
>>68483816
Good night tree king
>>68484138
a polack is heading down there in probably 5 minutes
>>68484019
underrated post
>Shillary
Is Hillary actually there? That would just make my fucking night.
How long do you think arbor emperor is gonna be up there for?
>>68483816
Goodnight, tree king
some /pol/ack posted this thread theme I think is the best
Medieval Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaRNvJLKP1E
Post yfw he stays up there for 36 days
HES CONTEMPLATING JUMPING
TREE KING
>post yfw this is bigger than brussell sprouts
>>68483816
Good night tree king
So majestic
>>68484126
Orting reporting in
>>68484098
>god is watching
kek is redirecting our meme magic to tree king
PRAISE KEK
AND PRAISE HIS DISCIPLE TREE KING
POST YFW HE FALLS
>>68484103
BECOMES ONE WITH THE TREE, WAGES WAR ON MANKIND FOR THEIR DESTRUCTIVE HABBITS
Treeking is going to fuck your dream woman and cuck you the fuck up
Anybody here watch The Leftovers?
>>68484103
treeking writes his own fate
WHY IS HILLARY THERE???
IS SHE PUSHING HER CLAIMS TO THE TREEDOM?
THIS WILL NOT BODE WELL FOR THE REALM
>>68483683
is this the guy that works on cars on the show gas monkey?
>36 STATES IN WHICH TRUMP WILL WIN
>6
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>>68484222
LEBOUF DOES IT AGAIN
>>68484103
He establishes his own kingdom within Seattle where he is free to chuck sticks and shit at Liberals
He's been up there 12 hours, right?
OH FUCK
NTA ON THE SCENE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXbuP19AWDM
>>68483683
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
Watching the city atop my perch, gazing down at the vermin below. Fools! You will all perish by the branch of the tree. I am unified with bark, one with pine leaves. I am the king of this tree. Tree King.
>>68484236
Witnessed
>>68484222
i would laugh my ass of if thats true
>>68484231
and this is fucking sad how this is bigger then a terrorist attack.
>>68484238
Issaquah here senpai
https://twitter.com/ThePhoenixJones/status/712522471258398720
>>68484236
resist my King
>>68484236
A silent guardian, a watchful protector.
>>68484103
>>68484236
IT HAS BEEN SPOKEN
HE SHALL CONTINUE TO BE MAJESTIC
![the-island-of-dr-moreau-brando-on-dais-thumb-500x210-127383[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PZ8PLVx.jpg "the-island-of-dr-moreau-brando-on-dais-thumb-500x210-127383[1]")
>>68483683
Oh christ my sides, I left around hour 3 to go do some shit thinking his "RESCUE" was immanent.
>>68484222
Shia would be a perfect casting for the eventual movie of this desu.
Tree King, Tree King, do not answer.
>>68483881
Full blow psychosis can last for days
>>68483816
Good night tree king
You know, I just got to thinking...
Why doesn't Batman, AKA, Phoenix Jones, have a quadcopter just carry the beer and stuff to Treeking?
>>68484222
Trips of truth
>>68484202
That one is good, but I find this to be more comfy.
https://youtu.be/2bosouX_d8Y
>>68484202
>>68484019
i like this better desu
>>68484303
>thiefs
PHOENIX JONES UPDATE
https://twitter.com/ThePhoenixJones/status/712522471258398720
Mein Tree
>>68484236
checked
>>68484341
called it. he failed they know the king of trees will drop this faggot
>>68484340
WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED
>>68484222
That would be the greatest event in the history of mankind.
the endurance treeking has is actually amazing
This is getting boring. Someone go over there and rile him up.
>>68484275
We gave dem primary saturday I think. Bernie was here too and Bill
SHIT/PISS INBOUND
>>68484436
what a fag
is he gonna shit?
>>68484231
Flag filtered photos and #notallmuslims get old.
Garfield Kart was funny but with him gone we might as well watch a crazy hobo in a tree.
tree king poop when?
>>68483816
Good night tree king
>>68484396
Seattle is a no fly zone. plus every drone has to be registered to the city.
if you get caught youll get a huge fine and wont be able to have drones ever again
HE'S FUCKING PEEING.
>>68484222
STILL NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE
Is this matthew silver?
>>68483816
Good night tree king
>>68484549
A man's gotta pee sometimes.
>>68484396
cuz drones are now for the government agents only
or Amazon
>>68484549
KEK
>>68483816
GOOD NIGHT TREEKING
In this moment, I am euphoric
For I know what is essential to life
High in my tree
I see the world as it is
I really want Tree kings sweatshirt jacket thing
does anyone know where i can get this?
>>68484222
oh my fuck. Please be true! Summoning Kek for glory!
>>68483816
good night tree king
TREEKING SCRATCH
>>68483816
good night tree king
>pocket pine
>>68484465
Wait for Camano, lads
he's sleepy. a symptom of hipotermia.
>>68484617
Seconded
I hope the camera guy gets at least a podcast out of this.
>>68483816
Good night tree king
Is the stream flickering white for anyone else?
>>68484617
outta a fucking tree apparently
>>68484379
Hell yeah
>>68484609
here is my (You)
COMING DOWN
HE'S DESCENDING
HE'S ON THE MOVE
WHAT IS HE DOING
HES ON THE MOVE
HE'S CLIMBING
>>68484646
Stay warm tree king
>>68484671
yes
HES COMING DOWN
*SNAP*
HAPPENING
>>68483816
good night tree king
THE KING COME DOWN
He's going, he's going
Fucking dumbass white people, it'll be hilarious when this caveman falls
pls dont fall
He really is the king of this tree
OH FUK ALL OF OUR HOMES AND DREAMS ARE WITH YOU TREEMAN DO NOT FAIL US
he looked so close to falling there
>>68484713
HE IS COMING DOWN AGAIN
Nevermind he's back.
>>68484379
Spruce Almighty
>>68484222
In all honesty, I wouldn't be surprised.
>>68484617
Any store that sells clothing.
>like a Fred meyers, Target, or Walmart
UNSTOPPABLE KING OF TREES
>>68484692
>>68484696
>>68484704
>>68484687
Tree King doesn't come down from his tree. Ever.
RIP TREE KINGDOM, YOUR KING HAS RETIRED ALREADY
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING AND FUCK UTAH
cameraman has no faith
NOT COMFY
NOT COMFY
>climbing up and down to stay warm
T R E E K I N G
>>68483816
Good night tree king
Tree King can't get comfy anymore
If he tries another headstand or backflip I fear for a weak branch. He tried to use a weak one as a counterbalance for an upside down hang and realized it was weak and got spooked.
>treeking becomes comfy
Just put a can of tuna at the base of the tree
we're gonna witness this bro falling to his death
he was making his bed
Fucking madman
>>68484776
link if you have it
>>68484825
>>68484824
hivemind
HOLY FUCK BAD POSITION TO CHILL
>>68484824
>>68484825
hivemind
THE TREEKING REQUIRES COMFINESS
EXTREME MOVEMENT
>>68484824
>>68484825
hivemind
>>68484465
WE WILL MAKE TREE KING STRONGER
who Order Of The Tree King here
>>68484859
>>68484870
hivemind
TREEKING > BRUSSELS
>>68484839
We are witnessing the thought process of the treeking
earlier he had some branches laid out in a makeshift hammock type thing but now he's just lying on whatever's left
nigga better be careful
Can't they just take this approach?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOP6uMTYaM8#t=2m35s
How come we haven't made a flag for our King yet?
>>68484824
>>68484825
>24:51
wew
>>68483816
good night tree king
TAKING HIS GLOVES OFF
Who 253 here
I really want him to fall.
That would be perfect.
>>68484891
Rail Road Order reporting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXbuP19AWDM
NTA stream has better commentary and two streams in one
>>68484859
>>68484870
i meant this hivemind
>>68484824
>>68484825
[comfyness stops]
THIS IS IT
HE'S THINKING ABOUT IT
>>68484543
>>68484582
>plus every drone has to be registered to the city.
Wait seriously?
Fuck in Canada it's just based on weight. If you're under like 10 kilos or something, you don't need a license, much less a registration to the city.
As long as you're not flying near airports you're fine.
get him a blanket!
HE IS THINKING ABOUT COMING DOWN
Fug I want to sleep but already spend so much time on this guy that I want to see the end
>>68484891
I HEAR SNAPPING
TREEKING CANNOT FALL THIS DAY
if he's so worried about being comfy, he definetely isn't gonna jump
he's gonna think about napping on a nice jail bed and give in
>>68484644
King reporting in, walking distance. I'm really tempted
>>68484959
Fuck you
DONT QUIT ON US NOW
HOLY FUCK ITS HAPPENING
Every time he stands up my heart rate increases. I keep thinking he's going to fall or jump
>>68484998
iktf
>>68483816
Good night, tree king
If nobody paid attention he would have come down a long time ago
>>68484981
i think its just for seattle. not sure about other places though.
HES COMING DOWN
OH SHIT
>>68484981
a bunch of dumbasses kept fucking around near planes
it only took the media a couple of incidents before they shut it all down
How does this guy take a shit? Has he unloaded his dumpster since he ascended the tree?
HE'S DOING IT
HE'S SLIPPING
He's building a nest
>>68484824
>>68484825
>Select all images with trees.
NOOO YOUR TREE KINGDOM NEEDS YOU FUCK
treeking pls, don't do it.
>>68484981
My freind on capital hill didn't and he flies his all around.
>>68484856
I don't have anything online, but I know every single time I've gone into the clothing section of one of those stores I've seen that type of jacket (or very similar)
GIVE TREEKING ENERGY
>I dont know how he's doing it I coudnt do it
Its his strength training for Fury showing.
We must all make a pilgrimage to Mt. Rainier National Park; a sea of trees. There, we will harness the powers of the forest to give Tree King more strength.
HE'S MAKING A BED
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>68483816
Good night tree king
>>68485100
\o/
IS HE MAKING A BED?
ILL LOSE MY SIDES
HE'S NOT COMING DOWN HE IS JUST GETTING COMFY
RELAX
>hes coming down
please beg for your backpack and more smokes don't leave us
>in his 30's
>still climbing trees
He'll be fine
>>68485068
pulls his pants down and lets it loose. There's a webm somewhere
SKYKING MUST BUILD HIS SKYFORT
He ain't going nowhere. This is just him baiting the camera plebians into underestimating his power level.
I'm just waiting for Hillary to show up.
>>68485068
Yeah a few threads ago somebody had webms of him droppin kids off, wiping with his hand, then sniffing his fingers
It keeps cutting back to earlier for just a few seconds at a time for me.
>>68484964
What's that bottom right one a stream of?
>JUST GETTING COMFY
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>68485068
Yes. No wipe.
THE FUCKING TREE KING
T R E E K I N G
>>68485140
he is actually making his bed
GIVE TREEKING YOUR COMFY
[BED CRAFTING INTENSIFIES]
anything interesting happen the past few hours? i just got home
>>68485100
C'MON TREEKING YOU MUST FORGE ON
>>68484622
Oh shit
We are all witnesses
>this is true madman shit right here
>>68485057
>>68485065
Sorry to hear that Ameribros. They're pretty fun to putter around with.
>bright and early 10:30
MADMAN
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>she's younger
>yep
>she's younger
>yep
>she's younger
>yep
>she's younger
>yep
Were all hoping he dies right
He's getting comfy
>sorry guys I gotta go to bed, I'm tired, got to be up for work at 10:30
TREE KING TREE KING
DO NOT ANSWER
TREE KING TREE KING TREE KING TREE KING
>>68485239
tree king is trying to make bed almost slipped.
WE 99 CONSTRUCTION
>>68485214
a tree bed for a tree king
KEEP THE THREADS COMFY
>>68485262
no : (
Those branches are gonna give out when hey lays down
How does one become an overnight photographer...
>>68485262
I'm definitely rooting for a swan dive.
>>68483683
Phoenix Jones is a faggot. He's a little half pint faggot anyone over six feet tall who lifts could rek. I ran into him a few times in bars in Seattle. Little faggot who runs around with a shitty crew.
PETER MOTAUGE?
TELL HIM DONT FUCK IT UP
>>68485262
I am.
HE'S DESTROYING THE MACY'S TREE TO MAKE A BED
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
why is he hurting the tree?
what's his problem with the tree?
why can't he accept that #treeLivesMatter
my hands are sweating watching his hand axe get knocked about
Listening to these people talk reminds me of the scene in forrest gump when he goes running.
Everyone makes a bunch of assumptions as to why he is doing this.. "I just felt like running"
The dude just felt like sleeping in that tree
>>68485310
eat shit smug
>>68485315
my new dream job
>>68485305
damn that's comfy
>>68485315
>He's never seen nightrunner
Someone use a drone to deliver Tree King some cigs and water
>>68485305
God I want to fuck my waifu so hard on that bed frame
make sure he knows we're watching on twitter
>>68485346
a tree is a fucking resource to be used
>>68485315
>be photographer
>be expert in night tree watching
>>68485214
TAKE IT TREEKING, I BELIEVE IN YOU.
>>68485310
sleep snug, smug
>>68485268
God provides
>>68485315
Nightcrawler.
>>68485346
As long as he doesn't fuck with the very top of the tree I think it'll be fine
>>68485288
awesome
>>68485346
#barklivesmatter
HE'S GETTING CRAZIER
If it starts to rain again I'm gonna fucking cry
This guy would make a perfect engineer
I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have built a fucking Swiss Family Robinson treehouse
TWO FEET
THE FUCKING MAD MAN
>>68485407
God tier movie
>>68485407
Greatest spiritual successor to American Psycho.
BUMP LIMIT REACHED
NEW BREAD
>>68485394
NEW BREAD
>>68485394
NEW BREAD
>>68485394
>>68485262
No. Fuck off.
Do you think Seattle will let him put the Star up on it this christmas?
>>68485262
yup
>>68485310
SLEEP SNUG, SMUG
>>68485444
He's clear for tonight
What if he breaks off too many branches and doesn't have a path down
New bread?
>>68484019
High energy.
They're trying to get him killed
>>68485407
but Im not a sociopath... im an autist...
where did the lights go?
Killed the lights, they're going to bring in SWAT
THIS IS GOLD, sleep deprived and exhausted for hours, he actually thinks this bed will support his weight. He is literally going to die. It was only a matter of time before he broke down.
WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS
DARKNESS
WILL SOME POLACK WITH A DRONE BRING TREEKING SOME SUPPLES?!
TURNED THE LIGHT OFF, RESCUE OP GOING DOWN
>>68484103
assassinates /pol/'s God Emperor
/p/ TO THE RESCUE
Camera man absolutely based.
badass camera
>>68485444
It's Seattle. That alone guarantees some degree of rain in the next 24 hours.
we thermal imaging now? what was that shit?
>>68484103
Becomes king of the united states
>>68485550
the police
>>68484103
escalation
stupid cameraman, lower the gain!
it was fine at 14frames
how long has he been up there?
NEW THREAD
>>68485394
NEW THREAD
>>68485394
NEW THREAD
>>68485394
>>68483816
Good night tree king
>>68484103
Becomes hitler
>>68485310
sleep snug, smug
>>68484103
reveals himself to be shia lebeouf
>>68484340
Gig Harbor here
Is this Steve Rabble reporting kek? They sent this nigger out there to report on TreeKing?
Wat. Is this still going on? I would by climbing huge trees too had I followed this from thread 1 until now.
>mfw that's treeking's secret plan
Former Seattlite here. That town needs to be bombed off the map.
>>68485734
why the fuck do people insist on making two "new" threads for treeking
>>68485734
nvm disregard that, I just went full retard
hands down the most compelling performance art piece i've ever seen
>>68485444
Mongolian /metal/ is best /metal/ tripsman
>>68483816
Good night tree king
i think its symbolism for mankind
you know... only one tree in a city jungle
destroying your own tree, running out of supplies
hes a reflection of self desu
>>68484103
Treequeen joins him in tree, happy family begins as they live out their leafy fantasies.
![sceptile-mega[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eqNUqsW.jpg "sceptile-mega[1]")