KOMO livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
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backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
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synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>ladderbro retreats
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking currently breaking new branches in the treetop possibly crafting a new hammock
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
Toasting in a historic bread
LEAVE THE TREE ALONE
>>68485394
1st for comfy
First for treehouse
Pierce Country reporting in
Post your comfy face. /pol/.
i hope TreeKing sleeps well
>>68485512
2nd
Treeking supports Trump right?
BASED CAMERAMAN
COME ON MAKE DAT SHIT LIGHT
FUCK YOU POLICE
>>68485530
Camano Reporting in
THEY TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS
ITS HAPPENING
As soon as he lays down on his bed of unsecured branches he will fall and die. Calling it now.
Youtube stream has the guys desk.
>showing off his camera
>>68485530
King country here
FLY FREE, MAN IN TREE
pls don't be shit new cameraman
camera magic holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXbuP19AWDM
NTA on the scene
>happening
>free camera lessons
nice
NIGHT INTO DAY, GOD PROVIDES
FORST FOR COMFY
Bernie Sanders supporters really are going suicidal.
I love how much the cameraman likes this camera
HE'S DOING IT
>>68485394
ALL HAIL TREEKING
What are the Tree King's commandments?
This is insane.
WE NEED SOMEONE TO BRING TREEKING SUPPLES WITH A DRONE. HE NEEDS A HAMMOCK
>>68485581
Same, what city?
NIGHT TO DAY
Trump/Tree King 2016
based fucking camera man.
Where the fuck are the burly Canadian lumberjacks when you need them?!?
>>68485530
Snohomish county here
The night is dark and full of memes
Who else could go for some Mac and Cheese right now?
Night vision cuts off the 12-second delay. If anything happens now that's 12 less seconds for them to cut us off
AND HE SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT. BASED CAMERAMAN
he has torn so many branches off the top of that tree
this guy loves his camera
>16FPS
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
WHO 253 HERE
>>68485530
Tacomafag reporting in.
>>68485552
will this fucking nerd quit with his geeky camera speak
Posted from other thread:
THIS IS GOLD, sleep deprived and exhausted for hours, he actually thinks this bed will support his weight. He is literally going to die. It was only a matter of time before he broke down.
why doesn't he just go back to what he was foing before?
>>68485552
>>68485636
Or just shoot the faggot out of the tree like we do birds.
>>68485571
Oh shit m8, I've spent a lot of time on Tilicum Beach there.
Usually I would be wishing for someone to go splat.
Feel sorry for this fuck. I hope he gets down alive.
camera man you faggot go back to the other setting
>>68485610
confirmed for comfy
THEY TURNED THE LIGHTS OFF
HE WILL SURELY DIE
why police do this
>>68485552
FUCKING TED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68485638
Kent, near Des Moines, sup senpai
TELL HIM TO REMOVE SANDPAPER AND DO 8 IMAGES STACKED
ALSO FUCK TED CRUZ
>dat sandpaper quality
WHY
slow shutter was fine
>at least you can see it
Can't see shit, captain.
>>68485682
Issaquah here
>>68485691
Yeah man you gotta stack the FPS on top of each other
>>68485530
Kitsap country reporting in
>>68485691
This is why you exit out of that tab and put up NTA.
fucking ted cruz and bernie winning, as if the situation wasn't shaky enough
>looks like sandpaper but atleast you can see
uhhhh
>trump won AZ
4 frames stack plz camera man
>>68485530
Also King County
>cruz won Utah
>Sanders won Utah
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68485552
>>68485710
snib snab
TED RUINING THE COMFY
>>68485709
treeking doesn't just settle for second best he goes for the more comfy option
theirs a lot you can learn from treeking
36 DECIDES HIS FATE
how long has he been up there guys?
>some mentally ill homelessnigger destroying the macy's tree, ruining it for holidays to come.
FALL
>Trump won AZ
I'm surprised at myself, I haven't bothered checking the results at all today.
>cockass update, dont even have to leave the stream or thread
maximum comf
"I'm sure we agree, we want him off the tree"
Yea, nah, fuck you camerafaggot.
>>68485803
Issaquah here, wbu?
>>68485394
That man is not real
He does not exist
He is an illusion of the average /pol/ ack
Trying to achieve higher goals
Wake up /pol/
>we all want him off the tree
NO
What happened to Phoenix Jones?
>>68485666
yes please
>>68485530
Snohomish reporting in
looks lie shit someone tweet him
Does anyone have a stream that is not 144p sepia filter
8 images stacked was better than sandpaper.
>>68485552
CONDUCTOR
CONDUCTOR
CONFUCKINGDUCTOR
CONDUCTOR
>>68485716
Its quite a nice island
>>68485790
why are you guys like a minute behind
stay comfy, Tree King
>gotta itch something
>>68485638
seattle
>>68485552
>>68485394
Tree King needs sleep!!!!!
Everyone raise your hands and give him our comfy!!!
FIX YOUR FUCKING MIC
>>68485836
>>68485823
AND SO IT WAS WRITTEN
TEL HIM SLOW SHUTTER WAS FINE
>>68485836
>>68485823
The fate has been decided! Death to those who insult Macy's!
reverse psychology! If we leave he'll come down!
>>68485674
5 years from now children will be asking their parents why the branches are missing from the top of the tree.
>Some shouting, shitting, homeless guy tore them all off, sweety
>>68485552
>whiskey
>tunes
>blanket
>teddy bear
>our lord and saviour treeking
feels good man
>>68485623
Good night tree king, I hope you have a restful sleep and wake up feeling better than ever.
>CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
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>>68485889
im not I just waited to see if he was gonna change it back
if anyone has the camera guys twitter tell him 30db gain isnt needed and his shutter setting at 14frames was better
>yfw Trump turns up at the scene
>convinces Treeman to climb down
>picks Treeman as VP
>both make America and trees great again
Guys, I'm serious, Utah needs to be nuked
>>68485908
That is 100% labeouf
he's going down
they made him a safe space so he could sleep. how sweet seatle
>>68485823
the tree is actually an ent and he and the ent call the fellow ents to attack washington and oust the evil sorcerer obongo who is replaced by the white wizard trump
pls let my roll win
HE CAN'T KEEP THIS UP, HE'S EXPENDED TOO MUCH ENERGY, HE IS GOING TO MAKE A MISTAKE!!!
TWEET HIM
GO BACK TO 8 IMAGES STACKED
tweet him and ask for the slow shutter back
Are they gonna cover this all night?
I can only hope.
Still gonna make a detour downtown to see our new king in person, assuming he's still up there.
big phat lens?
>>68485829
First call came in around 11:30.am
DID HE JUST FALL
>>68485849
Seattle, Capitol Hill/First Hill area
>>68485871
its night time, in order to produce light into the camera you need to open the irir or raise the gain which reduces your resolution.
when the spotlight was on it was fine obviously.
>muh camera
HE'S GOING BACK UP THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>68485956
tell him to fix his fucking mic
Pretty sweet camera, bro
WITH A BIG FAT LENS
why doesn't the cameraman just marry that camera already, geez
>Sony PMW500 with a big fat lens
>>68485394
trips he falls
Seattle needs to bombed off the map.
Whats this niggas twitter? Someone tell him to switch to the layered shit again.
>>68485727
I thought they had the lights on for his own protection
if he slips and falls now they gonna get sued
>>68485823
He dies within the hour.
STACK FRAMES
THANK YOU CHRIS
THANK YOU BASED CHRIS
>>68485995
Yes. Their overnight cameraman is heading there now
I really shouldn't be enjoying this as much as I am, but the good thing is we've managed to fuck ISIS out of some publicity. Good job!
Based Sony camera
GO BACK TO STACKED FRAMES BITCH
THANKS CHRIS
YES
STACKED FRAMES
>>68485908
He's going to fall out while he's sleeping.
This camera man is goat
>>68485957
>destroys the top of a tree
>will make trees great again
You probably think muslims are improving your country too.
>>68486039
whats wrong with his mic?
THANK YOU BASED CHRIS
THANKS CHRIS
>>68485957
>VP
>not Tree Ambassador
BASED CHRIS
My nigga Chris
>>68486064
Someone did, he's talking about that now
anyone have a better seattle police scanner feed than this
http://komonews.com/live/live-police--fire-scanner-11-20-2015
FULLY AWARE
>van gogh vision
put a cap in that crackhead's cranium
>>68486055
no u
blame califags
30db gain bruh
can ur camera do that lmao? didnt think so
OH MY GOD HE FELL
RIP TREE KEK
>>68486130
Thanks Chris Senpai
THANKS CHRIS
based cameraman
>>68486128
i hear it as all crackly and i have to turn my audio up super high to get anything
BASED CHRIS
>IS IT A PUBLICITY STUNT FOR UHHYEAHDUDE EP. 500???
god tree man hang on tight
SO MUCH BETTER HOLY SHIT
>>68485530
(Near) Gig Harbor here
Someone needs to resupply him via drone
Wat. Is this still going on? I would by climbing huge trees too had I followed this from thread one until now.
>mfw that's treeking's secret plan
LOOKS AMAZING
CAMMMMERAAAAA
>>68485823
He evaporates into thin air as the sun touches the horizon
OH MY GOD STACKED FRAMES IS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS CHIRS
Treeking confirmed for Jesus
>>68486121
Bro, he's seen the hunger games. He'll tie himself like catnip did.
CAM RAH
it looks the fucking the same is their some other stream i want the stacked frames?
way better
YEEEEAH JUST GRAB YOUR CAAAAaaaameraaaaa
>>68485823
he falls when he tries to break a branch for fashioning a hammock and he falls to his death in such a weird way that he breaks in half, and it's really fucking gory and he's making a weird :P face as he convulses and seizures from a broken spine and all of the hallucinogens in his body and the media just will not stop releasing photos of the horrific fall for like 2 weeks after the event, like sure 2 weeks of the same 3 videos of him dying gruesomely and fucking Barack Obama gives a speech how it's all fucking guns or drugs fault or something and then blabs on about how whites are dangerous and can't be trusted and there are even commemorative t-shirts being sold about the even god it's gonna suck man.
CAAAAMRUUUUUUH
STACKED FRAMES
T
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CAMRUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chris if you're in here, you're doing Treeking's work
BASED CHRIS
>CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
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NIGHT VISION
>thinking that one branch that was barely holding can hold his weight + 20 branches
RIP
WHERE ARE HIS DRONED IN SMOKES AND WHISKY POL?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
>>68485623
Good night tree king.
>Grab your cammm-Ra!
>>68486164
>http://komonews.com/live/live-police--fire-scanner-11-20-2015
>unrelated call
>preexisting damage to a tree
TOP KEK
TWIST
It's actually David Blaine
SHIT, THATS BETTER
>CAAMMMMMM--RAAAA
I THINK HE LEFT ON SANDPAPER IN ADDITION TO 4 FRAMES STACKED
TELL HIM TO TRY WITHOUT SANDPAPER
Is that siren for treeking?
Is he still in the tree?
Yes goy trust me thats a better spot
HE MADE A FUCKING CHAIR
This is so fucking lame, who the fuck cares about this? It's just a fucking guy in a tree. The fact that you named "ladderbro" and "treeking" is cringey desu
>>68485623
Good night tree king.
COMFY
HE BUILT A NEST
MAXIMUM COMFY
>>68485714
Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a tree?
he lives
>>68485510
LEAF TREE ALONGE
enough with your CAAAAAMRAAAAH
anyone want to be a camera man now??
>it looks like sandpaper
>go back to stacked frames
ABSOLUTELY COMFY
chris tell him to lower the DB gain
crafting +5
>>68486335
shut up faggot
It worked, impressive
SO FUCKING COMFY
THE HOOD HAS BEEN REMOVED
>>68486334
The throne atop his treedom.
>>68485394
Why is he doing this? Just because?
A man climbed up a tree and refused to leave, for no apparent reason. Everyone is trying to get him down from the tree for no apparent reason. This is what humans do.
There is something poetic about this.
Look at that comfy fuckin treefort!
>>68486208
well he's like 4 blocks away its not like he has a boom mic to place over treemans head
A FULL-ON FORT
BEAR GRYLLS STYLE
treeking with the fuckin Ewok village up there
>>68486312
didn't see that coming.
SO COMFY
what is this a photography lesson now
>>68486387
F U L L O N
O
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T
shoot this dendro criminal
BEAR GRYLLS STYLE
Is this man the proof that we wuz apes and has BTFO out of m'hristians?
First
TREE KING'S THRONE IS FINISHED
THANK YOU BASED CAMERAMAN
Thanks chad for teaching me about cameras
>>68486411
like a cat stuck up a tree I guess
no one wants to see the splat afterwards
Oh god he's in for the long haul... I called this treehouse game
Treeking is /comfy/ now
HE CREATED A FUCKING FORT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>68486454
Fucking kek
I LITERALLY CANT FUCKING BREATH
>yfw the branches snap
PUT THE GAIN BACK, YOU FOOL
SO COMFY
it's smooth mcgroove
C'MON CAMERA GUY MAKE IT YELLOW AGAIN
>Hey Thomas, you ever play with slow shutter?
>>68485623
Good night tree king, about to hit the hammock myself.
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