KOMO livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
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backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
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synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>ladderbro retreats
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking currently breaking new branches in the treetop possibly crafting a new hammock
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
Cool behind the scenes
first for better cam man
first
>>68486843
First for Treeking taking down Ladderbro.
>>68486938
Goodnight tree king
FIRZT FOR 253
first for sovereign treeking state
>>68486843
First for treeking's fatal fall
Finally an asian who knows how to use a camera.
Wow he's going really low for branches
That branch CANNOT support his weight plus those other branches, he is sleep deprived and making shitty decisions, only a matter of time desu.
first for UYD publicity stunt
Thombas the Rhombas
>>68486988
Sealand part 2?
>>68486938
Good night tree king
"how will he ever get down?"
There is no coming down
He is killing the tree now bros
>>68486843
Truly a Great inspiration of What the individual is capable of
TREEKING IS TOO MUCH FOR YOUR BATTERIES
HEY THOMAS YA BEST NOT FUCK THIS UP
>Chris stay up late to keep coverage rolling
based chris
FUCK FIRE ON THE YOUTUBE STREAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXbuP19AWDM
Poor Chad, gotta work at 10:30
>>68486986
I don't want to wake up tomorrow and find out Tree King has fallen. Hopefully his Bear Grylls Full-On Fort holds up.
Good Night Tree King!
>>68486843
>man climbs tree
It'll take a crane to get him out :^)
F A L L
A
L
L
>>68487032
you forgot the electric boogaloo part
if duwbs Treeking wins and Seattle fucks off
>>68487021
sleep tight, porker
>/pol/ celebrating a vagrant that climbed a tree for attention
In the 1950s you so idolize he would have had his head bashed in by now.
this dude is fucking insane
>"So he's built, like.... a nest."
"A NEST"
Is there a reddit thread for this shit? I cant stand any more 4chan degeneracy.
Tree King Nesting
Tree king is running low on branches
My buddy is heading down with a drone.
Does anyone want in on the plan?
>>68486938
Good night tree king
>>68487045
Hasn't he been killing the tree for a while now?
36 AND THE FATE IS CHOSEN.
BUILT A NEST
HE'S BUILT A NEST
COMFY
O
M
F
Y
thomas NAILING IT
>>68487116
you weren't alive then stfu fagg
>>68487064
POST SCREENSHOTS
HE'S BUILDING A NEST
INITIATE NESTING PROTOCOL TREEKING
>>68487150
ascension to godhood
>>68487021
Sleep tight, porker
THATS A BIG BIRD
>>68487064
Fuck Nothiefs
>>68487157
>>68487158
L I T E R A L L Y
>mfw tree king has completely overshadowed Hillary's visit
WHATS THE CHINKS TWITTER, SO WE CAN TELL HIM HOW THE FUCK TO INTO CAMERAMAN
>built a nest
HES GONNA START LAYING EGGS
>>68487129
I suggest you never come back
cowtits
do we have a competent camera man yet?
whats the time in seattle?
>>68487116
>were all waiting for him to fall desu
>>68487150
branch crack and fall
>>68487138
Send him water and bread
>>68487138
YES
>>68486938
Good night tree king
>>68486938
Good night tree king.
>>68487064
>tfw having this stream talking random shit in one ear while the komo stream is in the other talking camera shit
>tfw maximum comfy with link related in both ears
https://youtu.be/2bosouX_d8Y
ON HIS DEAD FUCKING BODY
>>68486843
Who /hastogotoworktomorrow/
feels bad, this guy can stay in a cold tree longer than I can watch a stream in the warmth of my room.
HE'S BUILDING A FUCKING NEST!
HOW IS THIS REAL LIFE?
>>68487138
Sure, not sure what I can do besides give treeking my comfy though.
>>68487138
send him canned beans
>>68487138
send him muslim refugees
>>68487138
SEND BEER AND SMOKES
>>68487225
Don't distract me senpai
>>68487129
Faggot
>>68487227
11:52 PM
HES YELLING
NOT GONNA HAPPEN
NOT OVER MY DEAD BODY
>>68487006
You're not a tree doctor, maple nigger.
>>68487103
Where would we fuck off to? This man is our king now, officially.
I'd take him over our pozzed faggot city council.
>>68487227
Almost midnight.
Damn, it feels good as fuck to hear how much this cameraman loves his job.
>"over my dead fucking body"
>people actually give a shit about some guy in a tree
>XDDDD COMFYYYY!!
cringey as fuck
>>68487281
Hahahahaha, holy fucking shit anon, I can't stop laughing.
>>68487235
so close, rollin
look at that goddam fort!
>OVER MY DEAD FUCKING BODY
treeking no, don't do it man!
TERRY CLOTH LEVEL CONFY
>>68487293
Send him a bullhorn if you can get it up there.
>>68487138
I was just about to go to bed, this better be real
en route with slingshot.
i will slay the king in about 10 minutes.
Not joking.
cap this post.
hopefully Thomas doesn't have fucked up audio
we might get stereo
"You can have it,,, my dead fucking body!"
GOOD NIGHT BASED CAMERABRO
>>68487138
Can you send him this picture of Jeffrey Dahmer?
>>68486843
These threads are not pol related; please do your job mods. This board has become another /b/
WE'RE REACHING UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS OF COMFINESS
>>68487331
>smug anime girl
Opinion discarded, weeb
OY VEY
oh great, my left ear needed a break
Did anyone from /pol/ go visit him?
>>68487360
fuck you faggot don't you dare
>>68487138
send him some cheap whiskey and smokes
>>68487360
YES DUDE
>>68487316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXbuP19AWDM
comfy as fuck
he knows he won lol
YouTube link desu please
Not the nothiefsshittter
THOMAS NOW LIVE ON RIGHT CHANNEL
>>68487331
>cringey as fuck
>posts anime
What a surprise, the Asian nigger is much better at cameras.
>>68487138
Food, water, blanket, and rope (to tie himself down)
>>68487360
dont slay tree king you will regret it for the rest of your life
>TFW YOU WILL NEVER GO FULL COMFY LIKE TREEMAN
S H I L L A R Y
>>68487386
HILLARY IS ONE BLOCK AWAY.
THIS IS NOT REALLY A POLITICAL PROTEST BUT WHO FUCKING CARES
How's Shillary, bro?
>right side audio only
already worse
>>68487360
REGICIDE IS ILLEGAL
A B S O L U T E L Y
C O M F Y
>>68487021
Sleep tight oinker
>>68487417
Shit stream
>>68487408
A few did, pretty sure one even talked to cameraman Chris
>there are a lot of people watching the stream
THEY KNOW
>tfw it's the first thing recomended on google
Does anybody doubt that this ends with this dude falling to his death?
TOP KEK
Living comfy
Thomas coming fresh from Hillary speech, guys dedicated
>>68487331
>posts garbage smug
your post has been thrown into my dumpster.
>>68487138
Send him a Hustler magazine and snus or copenhagen tobacco.
>>68487138
SMOKES LETS GO
>>68487360
You better do it you raging faggot.
>>68487338
close again, rolling
HILLARY FAGGOTS CONFIRMED
>>68487360
Dronebro will stop you fag
>>68487331
nobody cares
it's for the memes
catching live happenings is special
but a newfag wouldn't know that
I live in the Pacific Northwest and I'm pretty sure that methamphetamine is involved in this situation
>>68487360
Don't even think about it, you fucking commie.
Captcha: Select images with trees
IT KNOWS
That's right guys, Hillary had a rally here, and the top news locally, nationally, internationally, is this man in a tree.
>>68487386
He's making a Political statement you fucking faggot, this is more /pol/ related than anything in the history of /pol/.
This man fights for me and you. Don't like it? Go find another thread, idiot.
>>68487475
As opposed to the previous left side only?
He's gonna fall.
>>68487500
botnet
@68487398
It's called a reaction image lol
>>68487504
hey south korea how is kims temper tantrum going, i heard he launched submarine missiles and failed today.
>>68487524
Almost definitely
@TEAMLINKOMO4
TELL THAT CHINK WHATS UP
>>68487138
Something small to eat and drink, and one of those emergency mylar blankets if you have it, or anything for him to keep warm
Follow that man on Twitter!
We have a direct connection now.
>>68487500
at least it's better than being known for liberals and legal weed right?
>>68487360
>slay the king
Gonna go ahead and report to the FBI just in case you're not joking.
>>68487566
tlin
>>68487138
smokes, water, food
in that order of importance
https://twitter.com/tlinkomo4
@tlinkono4
He made that tree great again
fucking chris does not want to go home lol
im pretty sure his head should be over the tree trunk instead of the branches
this is the greatest day in Seattle's history.
>>68487504
Shit even South Korea bows to Treeking
FRESH SHITTY OC
>>68487545
Yes
>>68486938
goodnight, Treeking
>>68487566
someone tell him to turn up the gain or stack the frames or whatever the fuck made it look bright and yellow but good
>>68487542
feels fucking good man
what does treeking see, /pol/?
>>68487566
@TLinkomo4
correct version
who is camera guy talking to?
>>68487610
his legs are hooked around the trunk and other branches. This way he has some way to catch himself if shit breaks under him
>>68487386
I heard the situation with bums like these in general is very bad in Seattle. Almost as bad as Miami perhaps, but Miami doesn't have the huge-ass trees. What would Donald Trump do about all that?
>>68487138
Send him drugs
pls tweet to thomas you twitterfaggots
>>68487612
fuckin fernando rodney
>>68487566
TY
@TLINKOMO4
>>68487666
TELL HIM WHATS UP
>>68487612
Miss you Fernando Experience
>>68487682
God
>>68487500
It was trending on twitter
>>68487653
He's already king
He speaks for the trees
>>68486938
Good night tree king
WTF!?
I am trying to get close enough but they have it blocked the fuck off wtf
trying to find a roof nearby to angle a pebble at him
FUCK
>>68487524
If it's that he'll need another fix soon.
>>68487653
dank
>>68487653
rolando
Just turned midnight, Treeking has been up there roughly 13 hours now
>>68487542
not to mention the hajji attack in waffle land. Its been non-stop since 2am here on the west coast and everyone is focused on some fuckstick in a tree. ISIS is crying over their lost media coverage and im comfy as fuck!!!
>I almost don't want to leave
based chris
Phoenix Jones still there?
>>68487561
He is literally a grown man-baby
>>68487653
DEATH TO THE FALSE KING
>>68486938
good night tree king
The drone is real. The drone is real. It is almost done charging. It will be heading down shortly via the bus.
The current plan is to try and get some smokes to deliver to him.
But my buddy is almost out of cash for the month.
>>68487780
cops sent him home
>>68487754
Does Macy's have another door?
>>68486938
good night tree king
Comfy achived
>>68487682
My dubs
>>68487021
sleep tight porker
>>68487810
WHERE IS TREEKINGS GOFUNDME
>>68487780
No.
>>68487754
Kek, slingshotfag BTFO
>>68487780
nope sorry
https://twitter.com/ThePhoenixJones/status/712522471258398720
>>68487810
GET TREE KING HIS SMOKES
HE NEEDS THEM
>>68487810
He needs water. Smokes first tho.
>>68487810
worth it
>>68487810
Bullshit, you realize you can get fined a lot of money for fucking with the airspace in a city, right?
>>68487754
THOSE WHO DEFY TREEKING WILL BE IMPALED UPON EVERGREEN BRANCHES
>>68487360
>>68487653
fuck
when it lags it cuts to this shot. What the fuck.
im going to bed now goyim, sleep tight treeman be safe for the long cold night
hes basically asleep now,
look at this sleeping beauty
>>68487810
Doing gods work anon. Treeking will make you his most privileged servant.
>>68487360
>"You have selected: Regicide"
https://vimeo.com/49730996
>>68487150
NO 36 HAS BEEN ACHIEVED
TREEKING RULES HIS OWN FATE... FOR NOW.
UPDATED
>>68487810
stop trying to get free money, fag. are you a bernie fan
>>68487830
this is a site for weeaboos you newfriend
>>68487021
sleep tight porker
>>68487810
>The drone is real. The drone is real.
Happening
requesting
>smokes
>375ml of cheap whiskey
thats all a bum needs and maybe some donuts?
>>68487830
>they won't even allow anime reaction images anymore
can you redditors please leave?
>>68487956
SO GOOD
>>68487360
Do it faggot.
new sound is fail
Post comfy
>>68487810
>charging
charging a real drone that could accomplish anything takes hours
>no money but has a legit decent drone
nigger you aren't fooling anyone
>>68487810
God pseed anon
>>68487902
Hey.
Shut Up.
>>68487891
>Claims to know him
>Doesn't call him by his first name
Do I watch and wait for him to fall, or catch it on live leak tomorrow morning... decisions
SOUND NOW COMES THROUGH RIGHT EARBUD NOT LEFT EARBUD
THOMAS WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SETTINGS
>>68487891
Is that rey mysterio in the background?
singles he sleeps comfy
>>68487810
Stick a pack of matches in the cellophane in case his lighter is fucked, it hasn't been active in a while
>>68487966
Good night Tree King
>>68488040
it's only special live
>>68488004
>>68487966
Goodnight tree king
OH THANK FUCK FOR THE SOUND
The drone is real. It is heading there now.
Looking for a way to buy smokes.
Might have to make multiple trips.
BASED CHINK
STACKED FRAMES
2 CHANNELS
fuuck
more police around than i thought. some1 call in a crime report to draw their attention away?
>>68488065
oh good thinking
>>68488000
repeating digits confirmation
>>68487891
Is this the episode where he recruits treeking?
>>68487653
trips give my strength!
>>68487972
no, get out
WE DUAL CHANNEL AUDIO NOW
Sleep tight, based Tree King
>yfw you start hearing snapping branch sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ_ho_1m2tY
IS THIS THE OFFICAL TREEMAN THEMESONG?
>>68488096
holy fuck
>>68488096
is this dronebro or slingshotbro?
>>68488096
fake and ghey
>>68488040
this you gotta stay up for this
i'm sure there will be a dramatic ending like ladder bro or crane bro try to reconcile with tree king only to get pushed away and fall to their deaths...
>>68488084
whatever you do, DO NOT FREAK HIM OUT.
The last thing we want is for him to freak out and fall out of bed.
>HILLARY CLINTON RALLY
>>68488096
THIS NIGGER
>>68488096
post picture of the drone first
>>68488096
go further away
stand behind our camera guy
>just came back from a clinton rally...
>>68488096
No fuck you. Tree King doesn't deserve this
>>68488096
You sound like a nigger trying to stir trouble
>Shillary Clinton rally
>Productive
>>68488096
WEW LADS
>>68488084
Be very careful not to release it where the cops can see you... and be prepared to lose it.
You will however go down in history as the 2nd coolest person in this whole situation. Get the man some water, some smokes, and a lighter.
>>68487966
Good night tree king.
Going to bed myself.
>came from the Hillary rally
This fucking faggot. REEEEEEEEEE
>Hillary
>Productive
Wew lad
>just came back from the HILARY CLINTON RALLY
>>68487138
PLEASE let this be true
>>68488084
Good job dronebro, you will be rewarded with fresh fruit and poo thrown on your enemies
>be tree king
>have to take a shit
>mfw
>>68488197
>>68488174
>>68488166
>>68488198
he was filming
>>68488096
shout make america great again
>someone just crossed police lines
WAS IT ONE OF US?
He has completed the nest building ritual now he is just waiting for his birdwafu
ROCKABYE BABY IN THE TREE TOP
WHEN THE WIND BLOWS
THE
CRADLE
WILL
DROP
HE WAS SIMPLY FILMING THE RALLY
digits and the drone crashes into him knocking him out of his nest
>>68488004
"He seems pretty comfortable up there"
>>68488166
>>68488174
>>68488180
>doing his job
>>68488213
he already did
>>68488220
Oh yeah, you're probably right. I'm a retard. Sleep deprivation, man.
But I gotta see how this shit ends!
>>68486843
>phoenix jones shows up
>cops tell phoenix to go away
Good. Fuck that guy.
>>68487966
Good night Tree King
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dWH77cgFk
NEED HELP MAKING OC
http://picfont.com/ IF YOU DO NOT HAVE FOTOSHOP
PIC RELATED, HE MUST BE IMMORTALIZED FOR ALL TIME
>"He seems pretty comfortable up there"
you're damn right he does chris
>>68488225
Hopefully its the guy with the sling shot
>>68488132
nice
speaking of rallies, how was trump's speach?
>>68488274
>be tree king
>have a raw ass from taking a shit and not wiping
>mfw
>>68488270
I've got a job for you right here
Ive never been more interested or on the edge of my seat watching some guy sleeping in a tree
>>68488279
Looking like a long sleep on the tree throne for now.
>>68488317
>implying anyone watched it over Treeking
>>68488324
He wiped with his hand.
whoever there run up to camera
Post yfw he makes all that effort into making a bed but can't go to sleep because it is creaking and he's afraid it will break.
>>68488324
might've been a no-wiper
going to warn the cops about drone loser plotting to knock him out of the tree.
they won't suspect me of actually knocking him out of the tree then
With this 5 the treeking dies.
>>68487966
good night tree king
>>68488418
shoot the drone loser with your slingshot
>>68488367
>be tree king
>get parasites from wiping poo with hand
>mfw
I don't like the new camera man
>>68488367
any1 get a screenshot or vid of treeking blessing Seattle with his Yew Poo?
Did you guys hear a gunshot? Maybe a cop just shot slingshotfag.
>>68488418
Slingshot fag wanted to knock him out of the treet, dronebro wanted to fly smokes and water up to him. Retard.
>>68488418
oh fugg
>>68488418
Slingshot the drone.
>nothing to catch him with
>sorry about that
Its ok THomas
>>68488420
with this 2 the king shall poo
>>68488392
I bet treeking has a very high-fiber diet and poops little spherical pellets like the fabulous forest creature he is. Trackers occasionally find them on the streets of Seattle, but he's never been spotted in the wild before now.
we need a new bread
Alright faggots I gotta go to uni, keep tree king safe for me.
ALL HAIL TREE KING
BUMP LIMIT REACHED
NEW THREAD
>>68488482
NEW THREAD
>>68488482
NEW THREAD
>>68488482
>tfw when your oc was used for the thread image
>>68488472
Someone made a webm a couple threads ago. maybe they will repost.
>>68487150
>>68488436
AND IT HAS BEEN SPOKEN. TREEKING WILL CONTINUE TO HAVE COMFY SLEEPS.
>>68488486
yeah, thats slingshotfag, fag.
>>68488486
someother faggot may or may not be on the ground planning to slingshot him.
>but he's too pussy with all the cops
Or fake and gay
>>68488418
I'm there too, I see someone talking to the cops I'll let them know about you. keep to yourself and you can shoot rocks at him all night if you want
>KOMO News @komonews 10s10 seconds ago
>7% of people watching #ManInTree right now are outside the U.S.; mostly Canada and Australia.
>>68488536
36 confirms high-fiber poops
>>68488486
He IS slingshot fag.
>>68488418
If you slingshot him out of that tree you're either going to kill him or seriously injure him. Point is people are going to want you dead.
>>68488096
>>68488418
OH SHIT SLINGSHOT BRO IS ON THE SCENE ITS NOT DRONE BRO
SEE >>68488096
RIP TREE KING
>multi thousand dollar camarea
>still has shitty wind sound
dammit im gonna wake my neighbor up
>>68487966
Good night tree king
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rapf3g_XvCc
>I was supposed to work on job applications tonight
sigh. all hail treeking
>>68488296
Camo MAGA pls
goodnight /tree/
>"He's got a lot of energy, I'll give him that much."
Treeking confirmed for high energy
>>68488598
Not surprising, he's a beacon of hope.
NEW BREAD
>>68488482
NEW BREAD
>>68488482
NEW BREAD
>>68488482
LAST TWO NUMBER OF THIS POST ARE HOW MANY MINUTES UNTIL HE EITHER COMES DOWN OR FALLS
>>68488633
high quality cameras aren't meant to pick up sound, that's what mics are for.
>>68488701
Please please let him yell Trump 2016
Drone is heading to the bus station.
DRONE IS ENROUTE
DRONE IS ENROUTE
>>68488763
>having shittier audio with quality video
sigh
>>68488452
>contracting parasites from one's self
Dude..
>>68488821
What's he supposed to do? Mic treeking? There's nothing you can do.
>>68487810
>drone reaches treeking
>has some smokes on a string
>treeking reaches for it
>loses his balence
>falls
>anon who just wanted to help treeking kills him and has to live with it for the rest of his life
think about what you are trying to do there anon...
>>68488902
atleast have audio on both sides of the mic
are adjust the input shit
>>68488536
H I G H
I
G
H
F I B E R
I
B
E
R
>>68486938
good night tree king
>>68489017
It's in stereo now.
>>68488631
SOMEONE CALL HIM IN AND REPORT HIM FOR CONSPIRACY OF MURDER
QUICK HE IS EVEN BY THE COPS THEY DON'T HAVE TO LOOK FAR
>>68489146
jes
>>68487360
waiting
>>68487591
fag
>>68487653
trip slip
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT ANSWER
>>68487754
long range it bro
>>68488000
checked
>>68487021
sleep tight porker
HE FELL
Hello from Ben Garrison
BEN GARRISON
>>68487653
bad weather from the east
>>68490778
>>68487653
shit forgot pic
