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TREEKING: NESTING EDITION


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KOMO livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
seattle police/fire scanner: http://komonews.com/live/live-police--fire-scanner-11-20-2015

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backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched

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synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>ladderbro retreats
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>current status: resting and nesting
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
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Toastin'
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Rock-a-bye Treeman, in the treetop
When the wind blows, your tree fort will rock
When the branch breaks, your nice bed will fall
And down will come Treeman, pine cones and all
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What is the treeking saying?
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Has anyone ordered him some pizza yet?
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FIRST FOR COMFYNESS
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Wheres the faggots who promised drones and slingshots?
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>>68488551

no me
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Orting, reporting in
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Honestly, even though Hillary Clinton is one block away, this really does belong on /b/.
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what's with this fucking crane?
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>>68488482
TREEKING CONFIRMED FOR HIGH ENERGY
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Slingshot bro, try to get to higher ground, if youre reading this.
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He still up there?
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I need a thread theme
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1st for the Tree Order of the King
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>>68488626
y'all don't know shit
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POST ALL COMFY RELATED IMAGES IN THIS THREAD
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ_ho_1m2tY
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PHOENIX JONES GAVE UP

TREEKING WINS
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He is in agony, can't sleep for fear of falling to death, doesn't matter how comfy his bed is. And if he does fall asleep he might not realize the branch is about to break.
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>>68488648
It usually takes a crane to get him out
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>>68488482
Hillary status
Treeed
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>>68488637
go back there queer

we all know someone crossposted and you shitposters started coming out of the cracks
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>>68488581
beautiful
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>>68488657
good night tree king
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>>68488482
Many KEK's.

https://twitter.com/WayneLambright/status/712536122837041153
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>>68488657
Good night tree king
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>tfw he jumps
>tumbles
>gets up
>runs off into the woods
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No fucking way smoke gnome is still in that tree
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>>68488665
yep
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>>68488648
Construction never stops in this fucking city. It just happened to be there. Nothing to do with Treeking.
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>>68488482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLUj-jh_UyQ

Man in a tree remix when?
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SLINGSHOT BRO IS ON THE SCENE HE IS GOING TO TELL THE COPS ABOUT DRONEBRO AND FOIL HIS PLANS ON HELPING TREEKING

IF YOU ARE ON THE SCENE WARN THE COPS ABOUT A GUY WITH A SLINGSHOT TRYING TO KNOCK TREEKING OUT OF HIS THRONE
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Is TreeKing screaming to himself?
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>>68488619
Minimal version
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Just fucking jump so I can go to sleep.
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>>68488665

Yeah, whatcha gonna do?
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>>68488667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_D0wkLyCXE
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>>68488729
what a faggot
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>>68488482

Wayne Lambright
@WayneLambright
@komonews 'Slow news cycle, hey boss I have idea. I'll climb a tree!".
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HE'S COMING DOWN
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>>68488673
>>68488626
>>68488551

Failures.
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>>68488757
He is probably pretty fucked up on amphetamines
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>>68488625
Speaking to somebody first.

I have to frame dronefag for my future crime ;)
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>>68488667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVcjf_p5pDY
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>>68488605
>yeah, it's on 4th and Stewart and then...straight up.

Seriously, you can't miss it.
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moonman moonman can't you see
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Is the 13 hour drive worth it to see him?
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>>68488768
fuck thank you for removing the shitty color banding
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>>68488789
nah just getting comfy
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His Twitter is @TLinKomo4(Camera man) tell him to give /pol/ a shoutout!!!
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>>68488755

Snitches get stitches
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36 WILL WRITE HIS DESTINY.
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>>68488791

SEATTLEEEEEEE
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last post for comfy, one of you fags record the moment he falls off.
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Nobody mess with dronebro. Dronebro, let loose your drone of salvation!
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>>68488826

No.

Signed,

WAbro.
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>>68488482
First for Treeking ascending to Treegod.
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>>68488482
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>woke up after a huge fight with my gf
>see this thread

There is hope. Now I know what I will do all day.
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>>68488826
only if you can deliver him smokes and whisky
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>>68488826
yes
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>>68488676
oyasumi /tree/
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GOING FOR FIFTHS
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>>68488667
I got you covered

https://youtu.be/4Xv5Opugyak
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DUMP DUMP
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>>68488845
come at me singlshot bro i will cave your head in with my vodka bottle
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>>68488729
>Wayne Lambright telling other people they have no lives
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>>68488852
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>>68488900
Checked
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>>68488900
FUCKIN' CHECKED
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>>68488482
I want to know if dronebro or slingfag actually do something.

Could the other guy who's at the scene notify to the police there's somebody with a slingshot? Seriously, he could fucking kill Tree King.
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remember that undergrads episode? room guy?
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>>68488900
CHECKED
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>>68488906
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>>68488807
kek
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Right lads, I've been watching this for about 7-8 hours now but now I'm exhausted so I must sleep.

It's been quite a day.

Good night based Treeman.
Good night /pol/.
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>>68488788
this nigga goes to /pol/?
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LETS DISPEL THIS FICTION THAT TREE KING DOESNT KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING. HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S DOING, TRYING TO FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGE THIS TREE TO BE MORE LIKE A BED
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>>68488826
We will all be making a pilgrimage to see The Almighty Tree King one day.
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>>68488900
I checked them tree king.
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>>68488676

Lambright is comfy!
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my stream wont fucking load
wtf
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>>68488965
nite nite
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>>68488965
night lad, sleep tight
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Has anyone gotten livestreamer working?

any tips?

I want to record for webms in case shit happens
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>>68488965

same, I have work soon
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ALL HAIL NESTING PROTOCOL ALPHA
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>>68488906
>>68488950
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>>68488965
good night anon. I'm out too
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Ive been watching this for about 5 hours and now I am just giggling uncontrollably.

It's been real, time for bed.

>IF HE FALLS, WE ALL FALL
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>>68489000
click the small play button on the player, not the big one
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>>68488965
Nighty night. sweet dreams treefriend.
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>>68489032
Try a different browser
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>>68488985
I'm going friday.
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why do people care he's in a tree
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>>68488970
Yeah, you LITERALLY just replied to him.
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does the chink camera man really think Waco Texas is an unkown small town in texas?

it's kinda famous for a certain event
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>>68488891
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>>68489032
im recording so no worries
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>>68488996
Wayne, weren't you exposed for molesting your niece by your sister in law?

Sick fucking piece of shit
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>>68488741

>woods
>in the middle of a city
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anyone got timestamps of interesting moments?
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FUCKING BATTERIES WTF
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>>68488800
someone please screencap this rather unintelligent anon's post
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Craziest thing is that Hillary is in town for a rally and she's staying at a hotel literally a block away. KIRO camera guy said so and it's on Twitter.
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so how long do you think this guy has been awake

in kgb training they told me after 72 hours you start hallucinating and seeing shit start to go crazy and lose motor skills

he must be getting close to the threshold

shits gunna get fucking interesting soon
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>>68489032
does livestreamer record?

you could get OBS, it's pretty easy to use
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>>68489156
FUCK OFF KOMO NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR WEAK ASS STATS
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>>68489156
kek
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>>68489156
ESTONIA YES
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>>68489156
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>>68489156
Based Estonians
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>>68489108
>Underestimating the power of a level 20 Druid
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>>68489057
the page wont load, shit ima restart
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>>68489156
>mostly Canada and Australia

Confirmed shitposting Kings.
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>>68489156
Fucking shitposters
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>>68488667
Rock a bye baby on the tree top...
When the wind blows the cradle will rock...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlMFJ0fAqW0
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>>68488950
P O O I N Y E W
O
O
I
N
Y
E
W
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>>68489156
>TWO ESTONIANS
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>>68489156
Estonia are you here
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>>68489156
I bet it's that gif-posting fucker
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>>68489156
>canada
>australia
well the explains all the shit-posting
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>>68489156
No shout outs to Portugal? Fuck them. I'm going up a tree and staying there.
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>>68489185
David Blaine did this shit and he stayed up for like 48 hours before he said he was hallucianting so bad the buildings turned into huge lions.
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>>68489185
atleast 12 hours now, he's probably homeless so maybe more before this.
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>>68489185
Seems to me that he's all jacked up on meth or some sort of stimulant but it has to be wearing off by now.
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>>68489156
estonia yes
post the gif
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He's yelling something now.
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"I am going to jail"
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>>68488482
Treeman!

ahh-ahh-AHH!
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Bring back fat cameraman, asian cameraman is boring as shit.
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>>68489185
That wasn't kgb training Ivan, you got drunk and the dogs tried gnawing through your callused skin.
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>>68489185
Not only that, he's been using his muscles pretty strenuously for like 12 hours straight. Fatigue is definitely setting in.
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>>68489156
Literally due to /pol/
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>>68489311
I knew it was coming
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>>68489185
He'll get slingshotted before we see the crazy shit.
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YOU ARE FUCKING EVIL
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Goin for 36's. TreeKing will sleep tight all night after a drone delivers him some smokes, a bottle of water, and a lighter.
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YOU ARE FUCKING EVIL
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who's fucking evil?
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>I'm going to jail! For fighting EVIL!
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EVIL
V
I
L
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>>68489185
He's on a fuckload of drugs anyway, so I don't know how much would change.
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"I go to jail for fighting evil"
Tree King is a just king
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>>68489345
so is this a hillary protest?
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>tfw you're going to jail for fighting evil
anti-comfy desu
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>mfw /pol/ missed the NTA chimpout
>kevin upset because someone said there are hungry americans
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What is TreeKing screaming?

Something something FUCKING PEOPLE over and over?
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>>68489312
asian cameraman gave us better audio
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what did he say?
>I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL
>YOU ARE FUCKING EVIL
?
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>>68489156

yup thats us
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FIGHT THE EVIL, TREEMAN

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT AND WIIIIIIIIIIN
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>>68489363
Treeking will lay down his life for our salvation.
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TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT ANSWER
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SHUT THE FUCK UP CHINK THE KING IS TALKING
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TREEKING HATH LAIN HIS JUDGEMENT. WE ARE SINNERS. REPENT FOR TREEKING OR BURN IN HELL
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>>68489053
>five hours
Anyone else from original thread left here?
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>homeless man climbs a tree with no revealed motive
>comfy posters all over
Fuck off to /b/, this doesn't belong here.
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Did they catch slingshot man?
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>>68489351
36 and treeking builds tree kingdom in 2 months time
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laughingcunts.wav
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TREE KING GETTING MORE ATTENTION THAN HILLARY


HILLARY BTFO

ALSO HAVE A 1979 99 EMS
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>>68489446
He is ISIS
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>>68489431
been here since he made that seal head crusher
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>>68489446
REEEEEE FUCK YOU
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>>68489272

Let's do this.
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>>68489373
I think any drugs he took would be out of his system by now
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Fuck these shoutouts
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>>68489446
Have you accepted Treeking as your lord and savior?
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>>68489431
I was in the first thread.
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>>68489464
nigga still at large

Dronebro vanished so is either on his way there now or went to sleep
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can someone tweet the chink and tell him to talk less?
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>>68489431
Ive been here since 1pm I live in seattle. so yes
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>>68489477

POWERING UP TREE KING

HAVE A KEY CLEANER

MINOR CORRECTION: 1976 EMS
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>>68489330
We know the demographics of this thread now, they are small in number but they shit post very loudly
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>>68489464
>Did they catch slingshot man?
I heard them say awhile back that someone tried crossing the police line, but he got pushed back. I like to think that was him.
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>>68489505
whoa someone else has seen the Signal? love that shit
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Okay, I'm officially resigning for the night. I'm sorry Treeking, I have failed you.
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>>68489556
Kebab shitposters
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>>68489556
topkek
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Washington is such a shit state that need to exhaustively cover some cunt that climbed up a tree. What a garbage state.
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>>68489535
still highly probable
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>>68489556
who
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>>68489556
Somebody get on a proxy and "watch from North Korea"
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>>68489396
He just screamed that he's going to jail for fighting evil.
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bros, have they sent him anything to eat or drink yet? Im getting concerned.
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>>68489446
Oh course it belongs here. Cheering for an obviously mentally ill man in a stand off with police, in a tree, who's apparently fighting "evil" is not politically correct.
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>shoutout to reddit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>reddit
I miss the old cameraman
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Why is no one there trying to help him?
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>shoutout to reddit

wew lads
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>>68489556
REMOVE KEBAB FROM STREAM
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God who the fuck is that loud woman?
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>It's a camping gear publicity stunt
WHAT RHE FUF
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>reddit

REEEEEEEEEEE
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Share your energy with Treeking!
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WHAT TIME DOES THE NARWHAL BACON
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>>68489651
THIS THIS THIS
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WE DID IT REDDIT!!!
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>Shoutout to reddit
REEEEE
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>>68489626
gas yourself now.
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>SHOUT OUT TO REDDIT
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SHOUT TO REDDIT
FUCK THIS CHINK
>>
SHOUTOUT TO RITEAID
Official bottled water of Treeking's cameraman confirmed.
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>>68489651
LOL YES
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SHUT UP CHINK
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>>68489664
No. They even stopped Phoenix Jones from bringing him food and beer
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CRAZY DICK
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>>68489431

I saw the first thread, don't remember if I posted in it. I'm still here with you brother.
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>Reddit gets a shoutout and we don't
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36 and secret contracts
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Shoutout to Reddit?

Fuck Gook Cameraman.
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>"Crazy BITCH"

TOP KEK
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bring back Chris
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36 CRAZY FISTS!
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ffs I told him to say sleep tight tree king,
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>THE SECRET... IS 36

SHUT UP AND LET US HEAR HIS WISDOM
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>>68489704
Fuck you o'clock
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>I would not suggest putting a drone up there
KEK
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>reddit
REEEEEEEE
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>>68488657
good night tree king

god i love meme magic he must be so comfy in that tree
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>>68489556
SUCH A WACKY COUNTRY. OUT OF THE BLUE!!
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>>68489747
I asked for a shoutout be he ignored mine.
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>>68489556
Tree King is suspect.
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>the secret of.....

Thomas needs to keep quiet for a bit while the Tree King is proclaiming.
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>>68489770
this, fuck Vince Chung
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>>68489747
we aren't in it for the popularity anon, we simply worshippers of tree king
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>>68489811

get a shoutout to ebaumsworld.
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>>68489747
bring back the other camaraman!
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YE HE DEFIES GRAVITY

/holdinghisown/
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Fuck this reddit faggot.
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>>68488482
This absolute madman is still up there?
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>>68488676
You will never be this /comfy/
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>>68489739
I had to go look up who this pheonix guy is. He's a fucking cosplayer that tries to stop crime.
You can't make this shit up.
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>>68489236

>TREEMAN TREEMAN CAN'T YOU SEE
>SAFE FROM THE CITY IN YOUR TREE
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>>68489716
>says the likely denizen of a state that mandated gender neutral bathrooms
Nah.
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>>68489841
zombocom
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>Why can't normies understand us...
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>>68489185
Depends if he is conditioned or not. When i was in highschool i would sleep 3 nights a week, one week i tried to do 2 nights and ended up hallucinating and blacking out later to wake up 14 hours later in my bed. Last thing i remember of that 3 days was looking at my desk and seeing a door made of golden light for half a second, then i blacked.
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>>68489787
"36 righteous ones"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
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five finngolians are watching
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Bombard his twitter with demands.

Shoutout to /pol/, or we slingshot treeking.

His blood will be on your hands.
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>>68489882
He's a rich, professional boxer who spends tens of thousands of dollars on equipment.

Guy is Batman.
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>>68489859

YES HEBb1zEf

HE IS
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>Shoutout to Toronto
Uh...
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>>68488482
Any anons with quadcopters or the like out in the Seattle area? Please deliver this man food, beer and more smokes.
>>
Treeking will harvest the morning dew for water to drink
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>>68489892
But that never passed because nobody in the state cares about that bullshit aside from Seattle's city council.
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If he can't sleep well, we can appreciate the further crafting of his gorilla nest.
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>>68489968
beer and smoke drone needs to happen ASAP
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>>68489882

He actually runs around Seattle and fights dudebros and douchebags, you can find videos of it online. pretty lulzy
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>>68489907
God Tier method: climb tree, demand smokes, shit on the heads of passersby.
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>>68489907
don't forget the gnome method of climbing a tree and having a smoke
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>School night
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where are dronebro and slingshot bro???
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Guys I think he might actually make it until morning
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>>68489973
I am enjoying this shit so much.
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"As a mystical concept, the number 36 is even more intriguing. It is said that at all times there are 36 special people in the world, and that were it not for them, all of them, if even one of them was missing, the world would come to an end."


World might be ending confirmed.
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>I know it's a school night
oh, thomas is a manchild, that makes sense.
Get chris back on.
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Goodnight, friends.
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>>68490020
THIS
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>>68489973
BY THE WILL OF SYLVANUS HE SHALL SUSTAIN.
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>>68489968
>>68490003
BEING

THIS

NEW

it was already discussed
>>
>shoutout to "work makes you free"
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>>68489882

All he does is carry pepper spray while prancing around in his suit.

Angle grinder man is better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGQMq3hNv-g
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>>68490021
oooh one second
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This guy just retweeted me
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>>68489907
>Force yourself to be social
This will only make things worse.
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>>68490040
>slingshot bro
>trying to kill Tree King
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>>68489968
get this man fucked up. he deserves all the drugs
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>neogaf and reddit both get shoutouts
>>
>Hi Paul
>>
Someone ask for a shoutout as Ben Garrison
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>>68490046
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>>68489156
where is that gif posting estonian
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>>68489936
>On Sunday, September 20, 2015 in Seattle, Washington, Jones spotted three men pistol-whipping another man, and after alerting police, charged the man holding the gun and knocked it out of his hand. The three were arrested for assault, with one being charged with possession of a firearm by a felon.[30]

Ok yeah he's pretty badass
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>>68490080
kek
>>
>>68490110
>hi pol
>>
NEOGAF
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>>68490012
>>68489936
>>68489882
I can't wait till he gets shot dead
That'll teach kids to play hero.
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>>68490052
TREEKING MUST LIVE, THE WORLD IS AT STAKE
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YES I TOLD HIM TO SAY PAUL (ITS PRONOUNCED POLL)
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"Hello Poll"
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>>68490066
>being this oldfag in a fucking treeking thread
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>>68490066
And what was the final verdict? Sorry, after ladderman gave treeking his smokes I decided I had other shit to do.
>>
secondly reminder that every 2 feet you are off the ground, the temperature drops by 5 degrees.

it's gotta be at least -50 fahrenheit up there.
surprised he's not dead. it sounds windy too, so there's windchill, too. it probably feels like -150 fahrenheit. poor homeless tree guy.
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>>68490012
Seattle also has """""villains"""" as well

warning, cringe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivkzosgyx-U
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>>68490134
I want to fuck the rabbit
>>
Was that pol or paul?
>>
>>68490126

THAT WAS ME IM LAFFIN SO HARD
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>>68489716

We are pretty shit, mostly because of Seattle.
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>>68490099
wtf
>>
>>68490110
Wyatt Mann
>>
>>68490099

>HIV Positive
>Beer Guzzler

Wew lad
>>
treeking is so comfy right now
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>>68488985
already did before he fucked up poor tree-kun

tree-kun did nothing wrong!
>>
>>68490124

That story is bullshit. Pheonix Jones is a half pint nigger who runs around with a crew of faggots acting cool in Seattle clubs. Little bitch nigger would get rekt by anyone over 6 ft.
>>
>>68490110

Where is this chat??
>>
>>68490178

I told him to say "Hello Paul (its pronounced poll)"
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>>68490224
He is probably freezing
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>>68490134

Most of the people he fights are just drunk assclowns and not a lot of people carry in Seattle.

We can all hope, though.
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FUCKING NEOGAF SHOUTOUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>68489882
Rex Velvet would have reached Tree King.

The power of white privilege propels him.
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>>68490265
Knife laws in seattle are autistic as fuck.
>>
>>68489446
He was screaming shut up faggot at everyone before he nested. Based Treeking.
>>
>>68490178
It just sounded like "Paul" - speaking of, how does everyone here pronounce it? I say it's "poll"/"pole"
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OH SHIT HE COMMING DOWN
>>
>>68490174

jesus fucking christ I hate my State. I can't believe I'm supposed to move up there.
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It must be pretty miserable up there
>>
ITS ALL OVER
>>
BEN GARRISON


HAHAHAHHAHA
>>
Fucking Ben Garrison
>>
>>68490099
>111,000 tweets
>2,000 followers
>>
BEN GARRISON

>>68490306
powl
>>
>>68490306
"poll" is the only correct answer.
>>
GAME OVER BROS
>>
>treeking begins further construction
>fights off police/pheonix jones with wizard staff
>treeking becomes popular and gains followers
>followers sneak water/supplies to treeking from land and air
>treeking endorses Donald Trump for president
>Donald Trump elected, pardons treeking
>authorities leave treeking alone
>lives there and is now a national attraction
>people from across the world visit Seattle just to see the only living saint known as treeking
>treeking forever celerated

PRAISE KEK
>>
OH SHIT
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>BEN GARRISON
>>
BUMP LIMIT REACHED

NEW THREAD
>>68490309

NEW THREAD
>>68490309

NEW THREAD
>>68490309
>>
HAHAHAHAHAH
>>
BEN GARRISON
>>
BEN GARRISON!
>>
>BEN G
>BEN G
>BEN G
>>
Ahh, good old Ben garrison
>>
BEN FUCKING GARRISON!!!!
>>
>>68490174
Man, what a queer. I always thought it would be fun if someone tied the family members of the Seattle capeshits to giant logs and sent them through a sawmill, but this guy obviously just wants to make faggot youtube videos.
>>
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
TREE

ALSO SHOUTOUT TO BEN GARRISON CINFIRMED
>>
THE KING IS DEAD
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>>68490306

I asked for the shoutout, I said "My friend Paul" and put an umlaut over the a, then said "its pronounced poll"
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>>68490306

This is the typical method to pronounce our current internet dwelling, yes.
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HEIL TREEKING!
>>
>Ben Garrison
>>
>Ben Garrison
you magnificent bastard
>>
BEN GARRISON HOLY SHIT.
>>
>>68488482
Hahahaha this dude is fucking awesome
>>
Seattle is definitely the worst place I've ever lived.

BEN GARRISON SHOUTOUT LEL
>>
HAHAHAHA
>>
BEN GARRISON
>>
>>68489651
>playing that global thermonuclear war game yesterday
>Kimmy jumps on
that guy wasn't a proxy, he actually lives in pyong yang
>>
BEN GARRISON
TWICE

YES
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>>68488482
BEN GARRISON SHOUTOUTS
>>
We have transcended.

Ben Garrison lives.
>>
Ben Garrison from Ivory State kekkekfuckingkek
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>>68490134
>That guy is taking the law into his own hands to help people
>I hope he gets fucking murdered

Why are there so many people on /pol/ that not only hate vigilantes, but viciously hate them?
Every time it gets brought up, there are a few Anons that seem to get a little crazy with their disgust.
>>
top kek to whoever got the cameraman to say ben garrison

ALSO NEW BREAD
>>68490309

NEW BREAD
>>68490309

NEW BREAD
>>68490309
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>>68489535
Hiding in your tree, its Shia Labouf
>>
FUCKING PEPE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAGSDBGBJKGAERYMAEY
>>
PEPE IS YOUR FRIENDO OK AFTER WHAT HAPPENED THIS MORNING
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>Moon master
>Pepe
>Bane
Oh god this is wonderful.
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/pol/
Zyklon ben
pepe

whos next?
>>
For the Tree King! Kill all the normies! Chaaaaaarge!
>>
>>68489801
That is a nice Momiji. It is fluffy, yet erotic all the while without being lewd.
>>
>>68489189
It actually handles it really reliably and it's what I generally use, but I'll try OBS.
>>
how are you guys communicating with the fag?
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>>68490832
Here.

https://twitter.com/tlinkomo4
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MAN IN TREE CONFIRMED FOR MORE AIR TIME THAN BERNOUTS
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>>68490186
NO IT WAS ME!
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THEY'RE STARTING A FOLK SONG
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>>68491081
the music will kill him
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I fell asleep for a few hours, woke up, and this guy is still in that fucking tree.
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>>68491204
TREEKING WILL PREVAIL
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>>68490099

LMAO HE RETIRED FROM THE POLICE FORCE AND GOT AIDS THE NEXT YEAR

WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY
>>
>>68490490
thats because those anons are villains and are more than likely murderers.
>>
GOING DOWN
>>
end of tree king?
>>
BACK IN PERCH
>>
>>68488657
Good night tree king
>>
>>68488657
good night tree king
>>
NIKO COUSIN LETS GO BOWLING
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