Cringe thread
>>68533162
When did being a pussy become so encouraged? Also, the fact that these stories are always made up and those idiots still like it and share it is preposterous.
>>68533408
Whoops.... meant to contribute.
Captcha: LakeIsis
>Muslim cabbie
>being able to speak in full sentences
9 frenchmen vs 200 italians
The French would flee and the Italians wouldn't know how to use the guns. A draw I guess.
The Jews
it will be a draw
>Delegate count: Big Don- 739 Lyin' Ted, he picks up the Bible holds it high sets it down, and then he lies- 465 The Who- 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
>Trump D.C. PC 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksvCcRm_vws
>Trump PC 3/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AJ_X6P21tY
>Trump Protester DESTROYED by Trump Supporters at AZ Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4mStlg9Xes
>Rally Tuscon, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUjysWyUTA
>Rally Phoenix, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG3_h2wrts
>Rally Salt Lake City, UT 3/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GXF4PPvlc
>Trumper Tuesday PC 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ZE0uUzdiE
INTERVIEWS
>Trump full interview with Wolf 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKouFNgW05o
>Trump on Hannity 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnFt300r35s
>Trump on Maria Bartiromo 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DdP2lBxo3Y
>Trump on Today Show 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFuEoZPz5FY
>Trump on Fox and Friends 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiMNd-IHrrI
>Trump on Savage Nation 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9rssb1s4Eg
>Trump on Hannity 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XPqx3agqA4
ENTERTAINMENT
>The Trump Train Anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
>Infowars MOCKS 'Democracy Spring' Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o6PhvY7_ZE
>PJW: Trump is LITERALLY HITLER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_9Faxz1s5g
>Trump supporter attacks protester
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZS3brhzwEI
>Can’t Stump the Trump XXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
>DELEGATE COPYPASTA (UPDATED FOR ACCURACY)
Reminder that Trump only needs 483 (54%) of the remaining 905 Republican delegates available in the upcoming primaries or pledged at the RNC. There are no more Caucuses. That rigged bullshit is over.
>LISTS OF STATES BY DELEGATE AWARDING PROCESS
>WINNER TAKE ALL (HIGH TEST ALPHA STATES)
New Jersey (51)
Nebraska (36)
South Dakota (29)
Montana (27)
Delaware (16)
>WINNER TAKE ALL @ DISTRICT AND STATE (LOW TEST BETA STATES, TRUMP CAN STILL EASILY TAKE HIGH DIGITS)
California (172) - 159 District. 10 State
Indiana (57) - 27 District. 27 State.
Wisconsin (42) - 24 District. 15 State.
Maryland (38) - 24 District. 11 State.
>Proportional (EL RATO GUARANTEED A SMALL PORTION OF THE CHEESE)
Oregon (28)
New Mexico (24)
Rhode Island (19) - 6 District. 10 State.
>SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE STATES (FUCKING KILL ME)
New York (95) - 81 District, 2-1 First and Second Place, WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
Washington (44) - 30 District WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
Connecticut (28) - 15 District WTA. 10 State WTA50%
>SHITTY STATES THAT HATE DEMOCRACY (ELECTED OR PLEDGE AT CONVENTION)
Pennsylvania (71) - 3 RNC Bound, 54 Elected Unbound. WTA 14 State.
Colorado (37) - 3 RNC Unbound, 34 Pick Preferred
West Virginia (34) - 3 RNC Bound, 31 Elected Unbound
Wyoming (29) - 3 RNC Unbound, 26 Pick Preferred
North Dakota (28) - 3 RNC Unbound, 25 Elected Unbound
Trump can easily win. Dont let retarded libcucks or establishment fags tell you otherwise.
#MAGA
**"WTA" - Winner Takes All, "WTA50%" - Winner Takes All if candidate earns 50% of vote, "Proportional" - Delegates awarded based on percentage of vote earned by each candidate, "Unbound Delegate" - Not required to pledge their first vote at RNC, Each proportional state has a threshold of % of votes to be considered eligible for delegates. Each state also automatically gives 3 RNC delegates from state total to the winner of each state (unless otherwise noted).**
MOOOOOOOOOOOVEMENT
IGNORE THE SHILLS
Stream link: http://komonews.com/live/event
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Pseudo Sticky to keep track of the threads:
>>>/r9k/27348241 (board is not too fast)
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Periscope link: https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlMEkBXVJL
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Background info for those joining us in this magnificent event: (yesterday)
http://www.king5.com/news/nation-now/man-in-tree-shuts-down-downtown-seattle-traffic-1/98125291
>awake and chatty edition
>>68530979
HAIL TO THE KING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0fI6Y9Gsdw
TOP 5 FOR KEK
>they don't have cardboard technology in seattle.
Does /pol/ like India?
>>68530762
FUCKING
> conservashits
>>68530584
>Wal-Mart
>not the U.S. military
Bait better.
>>68530584
>walmart doesnt donate to both parties
>>68530584
Or just get rid of welfare programs.
Done and done.
Give me an argument against guns, and why you're pro gun control.
I will effortlessly dispel it.
>>68530336
murder
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>68530566
Murder?
What about it, there has always been murder?
Outlawing guns wouldn't change anything.
/pol/ ABSOLUTELY AND COMPLETELY BTFO
>>68529776
They aren't extremist violent people, just don't say bad things about them.
>>68529877
this
>ISIS wants the entire Western world to unite against them
Those absolute madmen if we don't expect Islam we're playing right into their hands
Stream:
http://komonews.com/live/event
Periscope:
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDGLEBlqWZJm
Story:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman thinks reddit is responsible for the hype
>cameraman gives shoutouts to /pol/, brushie eesti, ben garrison and thanked ben for his work in africa
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>treeking climbed down to get more branches baiting everyone
>treeking is now returning to his throne
>dronebro flew around
>dronebro landed
>Cop revs engine
>this spooks the Treeking
>treeking wakes up, drops trow and shits down tree
>treeking rants about satan and how he is going to hell for climbing the tree
>treeking returns to his throne for yet another nap
>remains undisturbed as apartment peasants attempts to claim his throne by throwing things at him
>cops opens up traffic
>treeking takes a morning squirt, marking his territory
>treeking curses the newly arrived traffic with his wizard staff
>>68527760
what a hero
>>68527760
Hail the King!
Long live the King!
This is still happening? Holy shit.
Stream link: http://komonews.com/live/event
-
Pseudo Sticky to keep track of the threads:
>>>/r9k/27348241 (board is not too fast)
-
Periscope link: https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlMEkBXVJL
-
Background info for those joining us in this magnificent event: (yesterday)
http://www.king5.com/news/nation-now/man-in-tree-shuts-down-downtown-seattle-traffic-1/98125291
QUESTION OF THE THREAD: What is Tree King's message to his subjects? What has he ascended the branches of truth to tell us?
>>68527366
DAILY REMINDER THAT THE TREEKING IS ACTUALLY A CIA SPOOK
Synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>treeking dishes out more hell
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman thinks reddit is responsible for the hype
>cameraman gives shoutouts to /pol/, brushie eesti, ben garrison and thanked ben for his work in africa
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>treeking climbed down to get more branches baiting everyone
>treeking is now returning to his throne
>dronebro flew around
>drownbro landed
>Cop revs engine
>this spooks the Treeking
>treeking wakes up, drops trow and shits down tree
>treeking rants about satan and how he is going to hell for climbing the tree
>treeking returns to his throne for yet another nap
>remains undisturbed as apartment peasants attempts to claim his throne by throwing things at him
>cops opens up traffic
>treeking takes a morning squirt, marking his territory
>treeking curses the newly arrived traffic with his wizard staff
Is tree king a practitioner of ancient jewish meme magic?
>>The Lamed-Vav Tzaddikim are also called the Nistarim ("concealed ones"). In our folk tales, they emerge from their self-imposed concealment and, by the mystic powers, which they possess, they succeed in averting the threatened disasters of a people persecuted by the enemies that surround them.
>The lamed-vavniks do not themselves know that they are ones of the 36. In fact, tradition has it that should a person claim to be one of the 36, that is proof positive that they are certainly not one. Since the 36 are each exemplars of anavah, ("humility"), having such a virtue would preclude against one’s self-proclamation of being among the special righteous. The 36 are simply too humble to believe that they are one of the 36.
>jew stars on the macy's building
>writes 36 on the tree
HE CLIMBED FOR OUR SINS
>select all trees
KEK GRACES US WITH TRUTH
>Delegate count: Big Don- 739 Lyin' Ted, he picks up the Bible holds it high sets it down, and then he lies- 465 The Who- 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
>Trump D.C. PC 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksvCcRm_vws
>Trump PC 3/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AJ_X6P21tY
>Trump Protester DESTROYED by Trump Supporters at AZ Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4mStlg9Xes
>Rally Tuscon, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUjysWyUTA
>Rally Phoenix, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG3_h2wrts
>Rally Salt Lake City, UT 3/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GXF4PPvlc
>Trumper Tuesday PC 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ZE0uUzdiE
INTERVIEWS
>Trump full interview with Wolf 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKouFNgW05o
>Trump on Hannity 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnFt300r35s
>Trump on Maria Bartiromo 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DdP2lBxo3Y
>Trump on Today Show 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFuEoZPz5FY
>Trump on Fox and Friends 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiMNd-IHrrI
>Trump on Savage Nation 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9rssb1s4Eg
>Trump on Hannity 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XPqx3agqA4
ENTERTAINMENT
>The Trump Train Anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
>Infowars MOCKS 'Democracy Spring' Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o6PhvY7_ZE
>PJW: Trump is LITERALLY HITLER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_9Faxz1s5g
>Trump supporter attacks protester
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZS3brhzwEI
>Can’t Stump the Trump XXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
PENNIS THE MENACE
>>68526585
MAGA
>Escalating fighting over the Avdiika industrial area:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6IiMu5Hj_g
>Ukraine calling up 10,000 soldiers to keep the fighting going:
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-ukraine-crisis-military-idUSKCN0WO1PG
I can't tell which side is more redpilled /pol/. The Donetsk People's Republic bans homosexuality and abortion, but they're fueled by Russian lies and a force for chaos.
Which side does /pol/ endorse?
Why is the Ukraine at war in the first place? I never understood this war
Man nothing in life says ''fuck off'' more than a rifle getting cocked.
War in Europe happening right now and not a single person gives a fuck.
>>68525558
>Ukrainian president hates EU and love Russia.
>People of Western Ukraine loves EU and hates Russia
>Overthrow president
>People of Eastern Ukraine loves Russia and Hates EU
>Civil war ensue
He's still up there! What does he want? When will he come down? Will dronebro ever find string??
kill hippe nao
What stops him from just climbing down and scattering?
All the police have fucked off at this point.
dronebro sux
Ask away
Old thread >>68404965
I still want answer your questions but sadly I'm short on time, but I will try to answer them as possible, if I'm not responding back, I'm otherwise occupied.
How's middle school?
When did you know that Islam was for you?
>>68524406
I'm not in middle school.
>Delegate count: Big Don- 739 Lyin' Ted, he picks up the Bible holds it high sets it down, and then he lies- 465 The Who- 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
>Trump D.C. PC 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksvCcRm_vws
>Trump PC 3/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AJ_X6P21tY
>Trump Protester DESTROYED by Trump Supporters at AZ Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4mStlg9Xes
>Rally Tuscon, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUjysWyUTA
>Rally Phoenix, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG3_h2wrts
>Rally Salt Lake City, UT 3/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GXF4PPvlc
>Trumper Tuesday PC 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ZE0uUzdiE
INTERVIEWS
>Trump full interview with Wolf 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKouFNgW05o
>Trump on Hannity 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnFt300r35s
>Trump on Maria Bartiromo 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DdP2lBxo3Y
>Trump on Today Show 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFuEoZPz5FY
>Trump on Fox and Friends 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiMNd-IHrrI
>Trump on Savage Nation 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9rssb1s4Eg
>Trump on Hannity 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XPqx3agqA4
ENTERTAINMENT
>The Trump Train Anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
>Infowars MOCKS 'Democracy Spring' Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o6PhvY7_ZE
>PJW: Trump is LITERALLY HITLER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_9Faxz1s5g
>Trump supporter attacks protester
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZS3brhzwEI
>Can’t Stump the Trump XXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
MAGA
Big Don has 755.
