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Post your spookiest innawoods stories and encounters
Screencap are fine, OC is preferred
I'll start:
>be me
>be walking innawoods
>remote wilderness all around
>carrying moist nugget
>having a jolly good time
>enjoying nature
>suddenly gets really quiet
>absolutely no noise at all
>birds, insects, etc. are all completely silent
>begin to smell a coppery, metallic odor
>hear branches cracking in the surrounding trees
>sounds like footsteps literally all around me
>bricksarereadyfordeployment.tga
>start hearing whispering
>whispering cascades into distorted mumbling with occasional yelps and grunts thrown in
>see a shape appear in the bushes just off the path up ahead
>magdump.gif
>run the fuck out
>shit many bricks along the way
Schizophrenia's one hell of a drug
>>702550
Do you even innawoods?
>>702545
ok i wsa really scared at this incidence which i experienced like 2 days ago at 0200 man
>be me
>all of the people i know are literally faggots and have never heard of surplus gear
>fucking faggots
>decide to go do an innawoods /k/ challenge
>wearing my condor softshell jacket, 5.11 tactical pants, condor AR chestrig, and my trusty german rucksack
>dude im looking operator af
>no skin walke- i mean BEARS ARE GONNA MESS WITH ME CAUSE SKIN WALKERS DONT REAL RIGHT
>also grab ar7 survival rifle because my broke ass cant afford to build an ar15 cause parents took all my money
>fuck you mom
>decide to do a 3 day STALKER challenge with barebones shit and pretty much no food
>venture into a local forest in oregon
>get there in my ford fiesta
>arrive at a secluded spot and unpack my shit
>nothing but a sleeping bag and mat in my rucksack and some 22lr
#21- "Shitposting at the Lake" Edition
Previous Thread:
>>723319
Pics of ded snake incoming
This fucker almost got away from me in the grass too and I don't think I have ever tried so hard to make sure a fish doesn't get back into the lake.
>inb4 bowfin aren't invaisive
>>724941
Doesnt look like a ded snek to me
>>724941
das anminal cruetly you scum
Hi /out/
I'm a britbong who is going on a camp in a month or so and it has just occurred to me that I'll need a tent.
I won't be the only person on this trip but I will be the only person in the tent, so I had a look around on the internet for one. I came across pic related, which looks big enough, has a decently light weight to it. It only uses one pole to hold it up, which is nice for simple construction.
I was just wondering if there are better choices or, if any of you have used this particular tent (it's called a Grand Canyon Cordova) and can give some personal info on it.
thank you!
Enjoy waking up to a soaking wet sleeping bag with all that condensation. Get a mesh tent with a rain fly, or get a tarp since you live on incest island and have literally nothing to worry about.
>>724905
>mesh tent with a rain fly
?
Hey OP I just ordered this. Should be getting it in a couple days. I'll let you know how it is.
hi /out/, i'm going to scotland in july, visiting edinburgh for 2 days and then spend the rest of my holidays hiking in the highlands. any suggestions?
>>724439
Make sure you know how to properly pronounce "Edinburgh"
>>724453
ɛdJnbʊɐ̯k
>>724439
Are you using public transport or driving?
What are /out/s thoughts on wool blankets?
Thinking of getting one, would it be worth the weight and size on a long trip?
Well if you do get one just be SURE to also purchase a heavy fucking leather strip with 2 buckles on it. Cuz other lighter cord won't do the same job. That's for sure....
Wool blankets are warm, but heavy. A down blanket/quilt I'd much warmer and much lighter.
Wool will keep you warm while it's wet, but it does absorb water and gets extremely heavy while wet.
What does /out/ think of parangs? Personally I detest the idea that a big knife can do the work of an axe, but short of building a house you can do anything with one of these. Also parang general.
>>722876
>parang
>bolo
>sheddy
>kukri
>bowie
gladius
tomætoe
tomahdoe
>>722877
>knoife
Just another machete
Waste of time unless you have a ton of shitty brush where you go, like lantana. Then, it's very useful.
It's not really /out/ unless you have a minimum of 40+ acres.
>>722759
only on a riding lawn mower.
Accessories include:
>headband
>light beer
>make America great again hat
>crocks
>>722759
My folks have a formal lawn about the size of a football field. When I visit in the Summer I get on their ride-on and just spend a few hours going full Forest Gump. That shit is just magnificent.
Hey everyone
I've wanted to move out of my country because they are soon to ban guns (also hunting is illegal here) but i don't want to move to america. Is there any country where there's a decent hunting scene that isn't america?
New Zealand
New Zealand.
Deer, ducks, goats, pigs, tahr, chamois, rabbits, hares.
>>721183
Australia
Sometimes you will become the hunted though.
Hey sc/out/s, yesterday I posted a thread on /g/ but I didn't get a lot of feedback. I want to hear your opinion on an app I am willing to develop.
Recently I had the urge to find an app that would provide the ability to easily recognize plants in the field. But most of them were cumbersome to scroll through the lists of pictures and only had double digit entries in its libraries.
I had an idea of creating a community based hub with indexing variables (Classification, colour, texture, size, etc.) to easily identify and find plants through the list. Since I myself wont be able to put all of the plants of the whole world in the database, even though I'll try to get as much as I can, there would be an option for the users of the applications to send in their own plants they know and recognize and I could quickly evaluate them and add more information which is available from the internet.
I've made a quick sketch on how the app could look like. The questions is if you'd be willing to use it, and if so would you expect to have a price tag on it or just have it accessible to anyone with shitty ads for monetization?
Will post more pictures below.
You could select one of the many categories above, and then it would show you a list in alphabetical order of all available listings.
In detail look at one of the listings. Maybe add support for user added pictures.
Ability to search by name or available variables that you known while inspecting the plant to narrow down the list to find what you are looking for quicker.
Okay listen /b/. I'm a degenerate without a highschool diploma and work a minimum wage job. I'm a depressed piece of shit and on the brink of suicide and giving up. I've always wanted to explore and rough it, just go off without a destination and really go for it. I want to disappear for a few months, and if I really like it might never come back.
I got $5000 and I want to buy a van I could fit a bed and a bike in.
Any of you guys ever rough it like this? Any basic survival skills I should learn? Also suggestions on good knives/multi-tools I should invest in in case things get sticky?
Tell me some crazy stories and opinions on this idea? I really got nothing to lose.
WWOLF
If you get lucky, maybe you could fuck a farmer's daughter or wife.
US Military
If you get lucky, you could fuck a virgin Muslim girl and then pass her around to your squad before she snitches on you and you get allahu akbar'd
Or if you want something else, you can join those hippie faggots that hike everywhere.
>>>/o/723058
Newfag in /out/. I'm considering going innawoods for the first time.
General advise would be apreciated
More infographics like pic related would be great
dont fucking bring a bag of flour
I like the idea of this, Does it work well enough, any better alternatives?
>>722926
I have a couple, but only really wear them as scarves.
the downside of them is that neck stubble shreds the material, I get through at least one a season before it's in tatters. I stopped buying the buff ones as you can pic up generic ones for about 1/6th of the cost of a branded one
They're alright, but I would use a simple square bandanna over a buff. They have more uses and cost less.
What are you currently looking forward to getting? What are you not able to buy but really want?
>What is something currently NOT on the /out/ market that you would really appreciate being manufactured?
pic related got it as a early Easter gift from my mother, which is a pleasant surprise. We don't normally do gifts on Easter.
Leatherman Super Tool 300.
Has pretty much everything I could need in a multi-tool. Just waiting for a good sale on it. Amazon has it cheaper than most but still a big purchase for me on my tight budget.
For snowmobile ... narrow front end kit (Shocks, upper/lower A-arms, spindles... $$$), wrap... couple other little upgrades/accessories.
It's good in stock/as-is form for now, but there's some upgrades I want to make to it. Front-end will help in the mountains/backcountry, but the current setup is real nice on the race track.
Moto needs a top-end, fork seals, and some other small parts (chain/sprockets, some plastics). Might wrap that too (>tfw sponsors), have a nice matched-set between sled and bike.
Still have my '12 to deal with too.
>>722304
i would like to get a forest away from people where i can build a rape cave to abduct and entertain comely girls in.
I know there was a thread about minerals and rocks but i cant seem to find it.
Would anyone here happen to have any idea what kind of rock this is?
It's pretty light i doubt its even two pounds.
It's shiny on the outside but is dull when cut.
Has a bunch of little tiny holes in it.
And is not magnetic.
I found this out in the texas panhandle around 5 years ago and it was the only thing around that looks similar.
Several rock "experts" have had no idea what it is. One said it may be part of a meteorite but im not getting my hopes up. I figured /out/ may know what it is. Sorry for poor pic quality
pic of cut side
I'd also like to mention it does not float.
Do you guys ever practice "post-apocalyptic" scenarios, or just hike around and camp for a night or two drinking beer? I'm not talking about zombies or any faggot shit, but something realistic like power goes out for a week, or a national disaster that destroys your house and you live to live in the woods nearby for a few days until help comes. My family has 80 acres adjacent to a National Forest and I'm thinking of crafting a bug out location, and digging a hole that I will stockpile and hide canned goods in. If I were to bury it, how likely would a bear or other scavenger dig it up? Also planning on digging a separate hole to hide ammunition. I'm going to make cordage out of bark and set u snare traps for Raccoon and around beaver dams since they are legal to hunt year round. Also thinking of making a hut/igloo out of natural materials. Thoughts? Anybody else here autism camp?
>>722028
Fuck all that. If/when SHTF, I'm gonna go buy a bunch of heroin and OD. I'm not tryin to deal with all that.
>>722028
>autism camp
I haven't but it sounds like a fun idea. I'm not into the whole prepping thing but i'd do it for self sufficiency reasons.
It would be a fun exercise to give yourself like 30 minuets to fill a small backpack with gear then hightail it to the woods and see how long you'd last. I might have to try this this fall when the hunting season starts up again.
I imagine building a shelter then living off squirrels/rabbits/whatever the fuck for a few days.It would also be a plus to do it stealthy and avoid contact with other people to further the role playing.
Imma sperg out for a minuet here. Who else is eagerly awaiting the day ultra realistic VR becomes a thing? Imagine a MMO world where we could all act out our autistic zombie fantasies. Dot deny it annons. You know you secretly day dream about Zombie scenarios even though you know its fucking retarded.
We all dream about a zombie apocalypse the only downside for me I'm a ukfag so guns are pretty scarce although I do have an awesome crossbow to fight off the undead
