http://www.reuters.com/article/us-arizona-exposure-idUSKCN0XU05S
>An Arizona student who showed his penis in his football team's photograph was arrested briefly after his high school unwittingly sent the image to hundreds of his Phoenix-area classmates as part of its yearbook, officials said on Monday.
>The student, Hunter Osborn, 19, told police he was acting on a dare from another football player when court documents said "he exposed his penis through the top of his waistband of his football uniform pants."
>>42255
>Osborn, released from custody on Sunday after being arrested the day earlier, faces 69 counts of misdemeanor indecent exposure and one count of felony furnishing harmful items to minors, according to Mesa police spokesman Steve Berry and jail records.
Shouldn't the school be the ones charged, since they disrupted the "offensive" material? If a mate took a consensual picture of my dick and then showed it (without my knowledge) to children, would i get charged despite having 0 control over the situation?
>his penis
>"furnishing harmful items to minors"
lmao
>>42255
>dude showing his penis on the photo of his footballteam
>many teammates = appearance of every individual shrinks the more player they have
>dudes penis on the photo takes a few pixels
>instead of photoshop that 'joke', they get him arrested by police and will probably sue him for the 'damage' he caused.
i wouldn't be proud to be a murican.
thats ridiculous.
and i thought that we germans have no humour..
>http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/2041599-emily-pitha-sen-john-mccain-campaign-fundraiser-arrested-in-meth-lab-bust/
>http://archive.is/CiyXv
>A campaign fundraiser for Sen. John McCain was arrested by police after an active meth lab was found in her Phoenix home.
>Emily Pitha, 34, was arrested on Tuesday. McCain’s campaign cut its ties with her after she was taken into custody, his campaign manager said. She was described as a an independent political consultant who was working for McCain’s reelection campaign.
>Police made the arrest after Pitha’s boyfriend signed for a package delivered from the Netherlands containing at least 250 grams of MDMA.
>Detectives then executed a search warrant at Pitha’s home, finding an active meth lab, some LSD, heroin, methamphetamine, and cocaine.
>They also found $7,000 in cash as well as counterfeit bills.
>“Also in the backyard were the beginning stages of a building they were building with a fake wall that would possibly to be used for growing illegal marijuana,” Detective Doug Matteson, a Maricopa County Sheriff’s spokesman, told KPHO.
>He also said there were bomb-making materials on her property.
>A 5-year-old kid and 10-year-old kid “had easy access to all of (the) drugs and materials, even the bomb-making materials that were located in the back with the meth lab,” he said. However, AZFamily.com reported that the kids were at day care at the time of the bust.
Other sources:
>https://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/john-mccains-fundraiser-busted-for-a-meth-lab-with-lsd-coke-heroin-and-counterfeit-cash/
>http://archive.is/DeRbw
Local:
>http://www.abc15.com/news/region-phoenix-metro/central-phoenix/mcso-finds-ecstacy-pot-meth-heroin-at-phoenix-home-with-2-kids-inside
>http://archive.is/EdDIa
>http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix-breaking/2016/04/27/mccain-fundraiser-arrested-meth-lab-bust-phoenix/83575352/
>http://archive.is/m35bZ
>>41180
Thank god for the other sources because frankly I wouldn't have believed it from theepochtimes.com
>>41179
republicans....sheesh
Subject says it all. Who is this guy?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3572359/Famous-family-man-actor-gagged-reports-slept-Wayne-Rooney-prostitute-named-media.html
>>42584
Fuck off Piers
>>42584
Hugh Bonneville
>>42584
>They are doing this shit again
Christ alive it was only a few weeks ago we had them pulling this nonsense with gay piano man.
Normally I couldn't give a shit but clearly these morons haven't heard of the Streisand effect.
A Florida woman allegedly punched a convenience store employee in the eye after the worker demanded the return of a bag of Cheetos Puffs that the suspect had stashed “under her sundress in her groin area,” according to cops.
Melissa Mower, 49, last night sought to steal the Cheetos and a six-pack of Bud Light Lime (total value: $13.11) from a store in Indian Rocks Beach. But when confronted by an employee as she walked out of the store, Mower returned the beer, “but did not return the Cheetos,” an arrest affidavit reports.
Mower, seen at right, then crossed the street into a wooded area. For some reason, worker Holly Harris followed Mower in pursuit of the stolen Cheetos.
When Harris demanded that Mower “return the Cheetos Puffs that were stolen,” Mower responded by punching Harris in the left eye, a blow that caused “swelling and redness” in the “victim’s eye socket and eye.”
Mower was subsequently apprehended by a sheriff’s deputy “with the Cheetos Puffs on her person.”
Charged with theft and battery, both misdemeanors, Mower--a convicted felon with a lengthy rap sheet--was booked into the county jail, where she is being held in lieu of $650 bond.
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/cheetos-battery-case-261783
>>39470
>florida
>>39470
>For some reason, worker Holly Harris followed Mower in pursuit of the stolen Cheetos.
I can't imagine working at a convenience store that pays me well enough to care this much about one stolen package of Cheetos.
I've worked in sales and I was grateful that we had separate loss prevention detail so I didn't have to deal with this shit.
>>39496
Someone must be bucking for a promotion to assistant manager.
>The Highland Township teen charged in the crash that led to a Keego Harbor bicyclist’s death will spend 179 days in jail and two years on probation, an Oakland County Circuit judge ruled Wednesday.
>“Her lack of memory, denial, continuing her social media party persona, and refusal to admit guilt, makes it immeasurably more difficult and painful for us. Perhaps being in jail will provide Savannah with an opportunity to change her life and her attitude.”
How can we ruin her life, anon?
http://www.theoaklandpress.com/general-news/20160427/teen-given-179-days-in-jail-probation-in-bicyclists-death
>>41681
We can start by you fucking off.
Go to /b/. I'm sure they can help you, by telling you to fuck off as well.
>>41681
>179 days for ending a life
>>41688
Its really strange how these people think, the judges I mean.
Not even sure if they understand themselves that ending a life is something to be taken serious. 179 days in jail is like something you would get for grand theft auto.
http://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/21433/20160502/kinky-spider-behavior-includes-performing-oral-sex-up-to-100-times-during-mating-scientists-say.htm
>"Oral sexual contact seems to be an obligate sexual behaviour in this species as all males did it before, in between, and after copulation, even up to 100 times"
Here's a video for all you sick fucks who get off on this kind of shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1feF472NUcU
>>42205
Lots of species lick and/or sniff genitals to initiate sex. I wouldn't say it's on the same standard as human oral sex, but it makes for a cheeky headline.
>>42205
For spiders, there is two types of getting head.
1: licking puss
2: eating the male's head after having a nice puss licking
>>42288
Wtf?
They can be into rimming, you presumptive bastard.
President Barack Obama has given his eighth, and final, comedy speech at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. He joked about meeting Prince George and Republican front runner Donald Trump, and ended his speech with a bang - by dropping the mic.
https://youtu.be/CWUPAH0GEa0
>>41984
That seemed forced as fuck. Obama is a bad actor.
>>41984
In the Berenstein universe this would have never happened
What a klutz.
http://cbsnews.com.co/utah-makes-porn-illegal-fines-30-days-jail/
I think that this is completely ridiculous and with what they are suggesting I believe is a large violation of privacy due to them stating that they would be working closely with the local ISP's and the NSA. We already know that there really is no such thing as privacy now days but come on this is stupid as fuck you should never mix religion and government but it happens more than I care to think about.
what is your opinions and shall we see if we can find a way to confront and abolish this stupid law?
how would they handle 250,000 people all watching porn, the entire male population of utah would be emprisoned. promote ppl to watch as much dirty nasty videos as possible
>>41246
So something actually might happen after his declaration...
I hate the republican's desires to step into other people's personal lives.
I really love this sentence:
>Missionary style pornography will result in a fine or up to 30 days in jail, while pornography that involves any kind of homogayness, that being sodomy or Devil worshipping, will result in long-term prison sentences.
For fucks sake... are we living in the 1800's again ?
>>41251
It's not an attack on the people viewing it or consuming the product. Prohibitions have never been about that.
It's about making it impossible for people to legitimatly produce said material.
If someone wants to upload amateur porn, they can face a prison sentence now.
So basically, no one will be able to legally produce porn in Utah anymore.
Lost alligator wants in, rings door bell of South Carolina home.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/alligator-caught-video-attempting-ring-doorbell-south-carolina/story?id=38846813
Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krT2BsWnspc
clearly a fairy
>>42384
Damn Mormon gators
>>42384
Dammit, you ain't getting no tree fiddy.
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HS football player charged after exposing himself in yearbook team photo
http://local15tv.com/news/offbeat/hs-football-player-charged-after-exposing-himself-in-yearbook-team-photo
>>42378
He is a monster and should be put behind bars for the rest of his life.
>>42378
literally rape
FUCK THE GOVERNMENT, LETS REBEL AGAINST IT
Students occupy the Legislative Assembly of SP against the food thief (SP governor btw) and the opening of the legal procedures. The riot squad is already surrounding the building, negotiations are expected for next minutes.
News:
http://g1.globo.com/sao-paulo/noticia/2016/05/estudantes-invadem-plenario-da-assembleia-legislativa-de-sp.html
I can't read huehuehue, you faggot
>>42385
>Viva La Revolução
If only america would
>>42413
only if
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fox-news-huffington-post-reporters-brawl-white-house-dinner-article-1.2620851
>Two reporters at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner — one with the Huffington Post, the other from Fox News — clashed in an all-out fight early Sunday, bringing some brutality to the swanky event known among media folk as “nerd prom.”
>The real-life “Anchorman” fight between HuffPo Washington bureau chief Ryan Grim and Fox News personality Jesse Watters erupted at an MSNBC afterparty. Naturally, at least one fellow journo captured the conflict and posted a picture of it on Twitter.
> Grim told the Daily News he started the confrontation when he approached Watters, phone in hand. Watters is best known for his ambush-style interviews — including one for former Think Progress managing editor Amanda Terkel, who wrote an essay calling the experience harassment. Terkel is now at the Huffington Post.
>Grim said he wanted to give Watters a taste of his own medicine.
> “I approached him with my phone filming, and I said, 'Hey, I have Amanda Terkel over here. Do you want to apologize for ambushing her years ago?'” Grim told the News in a phone call.
>“He wouldn’t walk the five feet over to apologize to her.”
>Watters tried snatching the phone, Grim said, and the HuffPo reporter had to snatch it back. Nearby reporters broke up the battle within moments.
...
Other coverage:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/reliable-source/wp/2016/05/01/nerdy-fight-breaks-out-at-whcd-afterparty-between-fox-news-and-huffington-post-reporters/
>>42127
So the huff post faggots aren't just clickbait merchants, they legitimately are white knight betas.
>>42158
Jesse Watters is a notorious and outspoken troll and "ambush" reporter. What was he doing at the MSNBC afterparty?
>"Hey, I have Amanda Terkel over here. Do you want to apologize for ambushing her years ago?"
the correct response would have been
"If that's a MAN over there that you keep terkeling, the correct pronoun is HE, shitlord."
WILMINGTON, NC (WECT) - A Wilmington couple is facing criminal charges after a woman showed a gun at a local restaurant over a wrong order of chicken wings.
Clarissa Gagum, 24, and her husband, Rasheem Gagum, 24, were both arrested Thursday after Clarissa became upset that her order of chicken wings was wrong and pulled out a gun inside the restaurant.
According to officials, the incident happened at the FU Wangz located in the 2100 block of Carolina Beach Road.
Linda Rawley, spokesperson for the WPD, said Clarissa walked into the restaurant and ordered bone-in chicken wings, but received boneless wings.
Clarissa reportedly began to argue with the clerk, then grabbed a gun from her car and went back inside the restaurant waving it around.
Police were called to the scene and found Clarissa on the sidewalk outside the restaurant still holding the gun.
Clarissa was charged with two counts of assault by pointing a gun and injury to personal property and was being held under a $30,000 bond.
Rasheem was charged with resisting arrest and was under a $500 bond.
Both bonded out around 9 p.m. Thursday evening.
Restaurant officials declined an interview request.
http://fox8live.com/wvuefox8/db_383286/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=ZuqfIIF5
>>41657
And this is why businesses prohibit firearms within their restaurants.
>>41657
Rasheem got kind of a raw deal. I still find it weird when people are charged with only resisting arrest
>>41657
OP's link no longer working I guess
http://www.foxwilmington.com/story/31843840/wilmington-couple-charged-after-pulling-gun-over-boneless-wing-mixup
>>41659
Many don't prohibit firearms within their restaurants. I'm not sure how prohibiting them would have stopped someone from being an idiot and drawing a firearm regardless, though.
>Clarissa reportedly began to argue with the clerk, then grabbed a gun from her car and went back inside the restaurant waving it around.
How would prohibiting firearms inside prevented this?
It's all ready illegal to do this, much more serious than what would amount to a trespassing charge for violating the rules of some restaurant.
Did you even read the article?
In a shocking move likely to crush the US economy overnight, China is refusing to make its new gold-backed Yuan, convertible from or to US Dollars. The new Yuan will be introduced next Tuesday, April 19.
When the International Monetary Fund (IMF) agreed to add the Yuan to the basket of world currencies used for Global Reserves and International Trade, they wanted China to make the Yuan more reliable as a currency. Since then, China has almost un-pegged its Yuan from the Dollar, allowing its value to fluctuate on world markets.
But for years, China has been amassing huge amounts of gold bullion; some have said their appetite for bullion has been “staggering.” And with a new gold-backed Yuan to be issued next Tuesday, the entire world will have a choice of a new currency to use for international trade: The old US Dollar which is backed by nothing, or the new Chinese Yuan, which is backed by gold. Which currency would YOU use?
When this new currency is issued, countries that have been forced to use US Dollars for decades, and have had to keep billions of dollars in their foreign currency reserves, will be free to dump those dollars. But they won’t be able to dump them to China for the new gold-backed, Yuan!
China has reportedly decided ”there can be no conversion of gold-backed Yuan to or from US dollars.” What China fears is that many countries around the world will want to trade their reserve US dollars for the new Yuan, leaving China with mountains of worthless US dollars. China already has several trillion in US dollar reserves and does not want or need more.
If news of this decision by China is correct, then countries around the world may just have to decide whether or not they wish to continue trading with the USA at all?
The upheaval this could cause as early as next week, would be staggering.
This is a fast-developing story; check back.
http://archive.is/yhU7j
http://www.globalresearch.ca/china-says-no-dollars-for-new-yuan/5520618
>>39541
>globalresearch.ca
This isn't a news site. Anyone can type a "story" for that site. It's like examiner.com or wordpress or CNN's iReports. Random tinfoil youtube videos have more news value.
>>39544
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/04/19/reuters-america-china-launches-yuan-gold-fix-to-boost-power-in-global-bullion-market.html
>>39546
http://articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2016-04-13/news/72295094_1_china-construction-bank-agricultural-bank-foreign-banks
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/05/02/hulk-hogan-is-suing-gawker-media-again.html
The absolute Madman
>>42284
Good, I hope he crashes that network, with no survivors.
Nice, gawker needs to die
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