>A new message purporting to come from the spokesman of Islamic State calls on followers to launch attacks on the United States and Europe during the Islamic holy month of Ramadan, which begins in early June.
>"Ramadan, the month of conquest and jihad. Get prepared, be ready ... to make it a month of calamity everywhere for the non-believers ... especially for the fighters and supporters of the caliphate in Europe and America," said the message, suggesting attacks on military and civilian targets.
>The militant group, which seeks to establish a caliphate across the Middle East and beyond, has claimed deadly attacks over the past year on civilians in France, Belgium and the United States.
http://archive.is/85yoa
>We want to be glassed!
>>45928
>funfact: jihad means effort, not war
also the militant group has claimed even deadlier attacks on syrians and iraqis mainly, and has attempted to do so in morocco.
>>45949
Are you some sort of ISIS apologist? What the hell.
>[ISIS] claimed even deadlier attacks on syrians and iraqis
Good, let the muzzies kill each other off
A scenario that wold have made James Bond proud (all eight of them) happened in Bangkok Thailand at Rangsit University . Glasses with embedded cameras and smartwatches with stored information were used by students non other than to cheat on exams.
http://plugnstay.com/high-tech-gadgets-take-exam-cheating-to-another-level-in-thailand/
>>44390
FUCKING CHINKS I SWEAR, HOW THE FUCK DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS SHIT?!? YOU GOTTA LOVE THE FUCKERS HOLY SHIT
>>44390
I recently took the GRE. I wasn't allow to bring in a watch or writing utensils, and I had to consent to video surveillance. I understand that undergraduate degrees are a con, but if higher standards aren't imposed there's going to be an even bigger problem with entitled middle-managers with no clue and no integrity.
Fucking chinks, they always do this shit and simply will not play fair.
The worst part is how they are always collaborating to the max for it.
It's not a sight Sergeant James Givens is used to seeing, a goose pecking at his cruiser door, but that's what happened Monday, May 9, and initially the veteran Cincinnati officer thought the goose was simply hungry.
"It kept pecking and pecking and normally they don't come near us. Then it walked away and then it stopped and looked back so I followed it and it led me right over to the baby that was tangled up in all that string," Givens said.
The string was tied to a Mother's Day balloon among some of the litter near Mill Creek. Givens shot video on his cellphone. He and Specialist Cecilia Charron called the SPCA, but no one was immediately available to come out. So Charron took matters into her own hands.
"Well she has a couple of kids of her own and I guess that motherly instinct must've kicked in because it was like they communicated. The mother goose didn't bother her," Given said. "So Specialist Charron came and untangled it. It took her awhile because it was all wrapped up."
"I always thought that they were afraid of people and people say they will attack you if you get close to their young'uns and I was just surprised."
It certainly isn't the toughest part of the job, but these officers couldn't turn their backs on a mother and child reunion.
Givens said he recorded it because it's something you don't see every day.
http://local12.com/news/local/mama-goose-finds-police-officers-free-gosling-tangled-in-string
I wish more news was like this. A refreshing break from normal human idiocy.
>>43967
Or we should eat them to gain their powers.
Workers scrub the walls clean every day, but the regular scrubbing can damage the floral mosaics and shiny marble surface, said Bhuvan Vikram of the Archaeological Survey of India.
"A series of marble panels depicting plant motifs on the walls or reflective tiles used in this part of the monument are becoming disfigured," Vikram said.
Authorities are looking for a permanent solution to the problem created by the insects from the genus Goeldichironomus, a type of elongated fly that resembles a mosquito, that is proliferating in the polluted Yamuna River. The river has stagnated to the point that it no longer supports fish that once kept the insects in check, environmentalist Yogesh Sharma said.
In addition, heavy algal growth and deposits of phosphorus from ash dumped by a nearby cremation ground "are the primary source of food for this particular species of insect," said Girish Maheshwari, who heads the Department of Entomology at St. John's College in the northern city of Agra.
The highest elected official of the state of Uttar Pradesh, where the Taj Mahal is located, called the insect menace a matter of "serious concern."
The Taj Mahal, one of India's most cherished tourist attractions, brings millions of visitors to Agra every year. Archeologists are also struggling to protect the monument from air pollution, which turns the marble yellow and brown.
"Officials have been asked to investigate as why there is sudden increase in number of these insects and how to control their population," Uttar Pradesh state spokesman Navneet Sehgal said.
The Taj Mahal was built by Mogul Emperor Shah Jahan between 1632 and 1654 for his favorite wife, Mumtaz Mahal, and houses their graves and a mosque.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/AS_INDIA_TAJ_MAHAL?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2016-05-23-07-00-51
>>45945
They should invest in a giant bug zapper.
>>45945
I used to donate money to a charity that claimed to help feed hungry people in India and I stopped because people in India live and root and walk and bathe in shit, and they do it on purpose and they think it's perfectly fine and natural and healthy.
I thought they were just poor, I didn't realize they were subhuman.
>>45948
not every human is the same?
das raysist
http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/05/25/clinton-releases-plan-dissolve-us-border-within-100-days/
>>46348
>clickbait.jpg
>>46348
kill yourself, clickbait merchant
>>46348
You won't fool us, Bernie-bro!
"Peter Thiel Is Said to Bankroll Hulk Hogan’s Suit Against Gawker"
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/05/25/business/dealbook/peter-thiel-is-said-to-bankroll-hulk-hogans-suit-against-gawker.html
>Hulk Hogan had a secret financial backer in his legal fight against Gawker Media for invasion of privacy.
>Peter Thiel, a billionaire entrepreneur and philanthropist, helped fund the case brought by the wrestler, Terry Gene Bollea, better known as Hulk Hogan, against Gawker, said a person briefed on the arrangement who spoke on the condition of anonymity.
>Mr. Thiel, a co-founder of PayPal and one of the earliest investors in Facebook, privately agreed to help pay the expenses of Mr. Bollea’s legal team, this person said.
>A self-described libertarian, Mr. Thiel has a long history with Gawker, which published an article in 2007 outing him as gay. Mr. Thiel, who is now open about his sexual orientation, once described the Gawker-owned site Valleywag as “the Silicon Valley equivalent of Al Qaeda.”
...
>Questions about the independence of Mr. Bollea, who never mentioned a third-party backer, first emerged when his lawyer removed a claim from his complaint that had the effect of eliminating Gawker’s insurance company from the case. That struck many legal observers as odd, given that most lawyers seeking large payouts want to include claims that are insured against because doing so increases the chances of a settlement.
So Thiel encouraged litigation for the purpose of bringing down Gawker, not receiving compensation for damages. This sounds fine now since everyone hates Gawker anyway, but it (again) underscores a distortion in the US justice process.
>>46322
How so? Thiel has an interest in bringing down gawker, and proceeds to pay for the hipsters legal fees because the hulk is fucking broke. Hence the reason he had such a good attorney.
If someone offered to pay your legal fees simply to get you a better lawyer because they disliked the people who wronged you, you'd take it. In fact, this is word for word what charities do for victims of rape. Now you hate rape victims. You're pro-rape. How about that, buddy?
>>46338
>Hipsters
Hulksters*
Will there be anything worth uncovering?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/barack-obama-will-reveal-alien-8044306
> Ayy lmao
>>46258
A crazy old man is 85% sure someone will admit that there's no such thing as aliens. Big news.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/25/adidas-to-sell-robot-made-shoes-from-2017
>Adidas, the German maker of sportswear and equipment, has announced it will start marketing its first series of shoes manufactured by robots in Germany from 2017.
More than 20 years after Adidas ceased production activities in Germany and moved them to Asia, chief executive Herbert Hainer unveiled to the press the group’s new prototype “Speedfactory” in Ansbach, southern Germany.
Humanoid diving robot hunts for sunken treasure in French shipwreck
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The 4,600-square-metre plant is still being built but Adidas opened it to the press, pledging to automate shoe production – which is currently done mostly by hand in Asia – and enable the shoes to be made more quickly and closer to its sales outlets.
Those manufacturing jobs politicians keep saying they are going to bring back to the U.S.?
They are coming back In a nice new robot run factory in the US. That's what Trump wants right?
>>46291
Germany is the world's leading producer of assembly robots so yes, they are coming back.
The CIA inspector general’s office has acknowledged it “mistakenly” destroyed its only copy of a mammoth Senate torture report at the same time lawyers for the Justice Department were assuring a federal judge that copies of the document were being preserved
https://www.yahoo.com/news/senate-report-on-cia-torture-1429636113023030.html
>>45107
>“mistakenly”
........ :) .........
This thread will be “mistakenly” pruned too.
>>46076
no it wont because there are no mods here
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36152462
>america
>>41276
That is pure karma. Single mothers are a pox.
>>41276
No the gunlaws are great.
The 2 year old just has mental health issues
>>41283
It was his ADHD that did it
Stick him on more pills m8
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/hillary-clinton-violated-email-policy-state-dept/story?id=39366354
Where were you when Trump was basically crowned president?
Will she face charges?
>>46256
kek
>>46256
has any high level politician faced charges for this sort of shit? Has any high level businessman faced charges for their shit? Once you hit a certain level, unless you really fuck up, you are basically immune from any sort of penalty.
"The report found that while dozens of State Department employees used personal email accounts periodically over the years, only three officials were found to have used it “exclusively” for day-to-day operations: Mrs. Clinton; Colin Powell, the secretary of state under President George W. Bush; and Scott Gration, the ambassador to Kenya from 2011 to 2012.
While State Department officials never directly told Mrs. Clinton or Mr. Powell that they needed to end their use of personal email, the report found, they did do so with Mr. Gration, a lower-level diplomat who did not have the same political clout."
Limes, an Italian Geopolitics Magazine, about Trump and, in part, also Sanders:
http://temi.repubblica.it/limes-heartland/what-the-donald-is-all-about/2101
this is the equivalent of a shitpost on any other regular board.
>>42111
the problem with that argument in that piece of writing is that the "wild cards" they mentioned were when the wild cards themselves are not liars that will do what is truly the best for the interest for the nation as a whole and will follow through with what ever means needed.
Trump is a fucking salty lying piece of shit, he always flip flop during his actions and never follow through anything, he always put his own gains before anyone else, and he always threaten to sue people when he can't win something.
Sanders on the other hand wants to make MURRICA into USSR during Stalin era, because he himself want to be that crazy midget
Also lastly, the king of MURRICA position is not like other countries that the written piece mentioned, unlike them, the king of the land of the whoppers has a limit of 8 years, most real changes takes at least 12 to 20 years to happen. Therefore no king of MURRICA get the chance to fix their errors in their policies when it goes off the rail after they retires and there is no telling if the kings that come after them will fix the error or just make the error a even bigger mess like with the current retarded patent laws that the patent trolls is abusing the fuck out of and caused more damage done in 5 years than every islamic terrorist had done to the world in the history
So, no, MURRICA will not be saved like with Italy or other countries that got better. Instead, MURRICA will become the next pre-Napoleon france except no Napoleon will ever come to help; or worst, Nero's Rome, when he's burning down his own cities to make room for his buildings while he plays music to enjoy the view of his cities on fire and rejoice that his new personal pool bath house is going to get build on top of that prime real-estate
>>42111
Trump has similarities to Berlusconi with his close ties to media and populist rhetoric.
Ft. "cuckservative"
https://www.commentarymagazine.com/articles/trumps-terrifying-online-brigades/
>In Yarvin’s Hobbesian view, history is an unending game of Risk, and the only way to achieve the ideal political state is to destroy the current one and replace it with another. In his eyes, there is no reason to believe that the life of humans in the West in 2016 is at all superior to the way men used to live in 1788, the fateful year before the French Revolution, when everything started going to hell. “We have no reason to think that the political designs we have inherited from this tradition are useful in any way, shape, or form,” Yarvin writes of the Anglo-American political inheritance. “All we know is that they were more militarily successful than their competitors, which may well have been flawed in arbitrary other ways.” Yarvin is more explicit about the future of the American republic: “This thing is done. It is over. It is not fixable by any form of conventional politics. Either you want to keep it, or you want to throw it out. Any other political opinions you may have are irrelevant next to this choice.”
In other words, destroy the world, and make a better one.
Let us redo the mistakes of the past.
Because that is progress.
Disagree and ur a raycis
>>45461
Yarvin is the alt-right guy, rtfa
Not gonna lie, America would probably be managed better if it were a loose alliance of large regions.
That said, destruction and revolution is counterpoint to progress, because nothing happens during the conflict. If the federal wins, then they get stronger for the next conflict. If the revolutionaries win, they scrap everything and start from scratch. That's not progress in either case.
Just sounds like the ramblings of a man who didn't learn to share his toys in kindergarten.
Teach your pets to say no to drugs. They learn from watching you.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/21/us/california-dog-tests-positive-for-meth-and-heroin/index.html
>>45801
Damn, heroin and meth are not what I'd expected. I know people who regularly give their pets weed but that seems cruel.
>>45801
This is way too retarded...
and that dog grew up to be bill clinton
"Three teenage girls have been charged in a high school restroom assault in Delaware that left a 16-year-old girl dead, authorities said Monday."
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/3-girls-charged-in-fatal-delaware-school-restroom-fight/ar-BBsQ859?OCID=ansmsnnews11
Attention anti-straight hetero-phobic man haters. Here's your proof that you are not magically safe around people of the same gender. Either fear everyone or fear no one.
>>43925
Archive.is
I love how I knew before I even clicked the link that it was black girls who did it.
Don't get me wrong, I AM racist but only black girls act with such barbarism. It's scary really.
>>43929
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Reena_Virk
