http://www.politico.eu/article/commission-wants-to-make-eu-countries-pay-for-not-accepting-refugees/
>Brussels proposes a raft of measures Wednesday to rescue its migration strategy.
>The European Commission on Wednesday proposed a new system for enforcing relocation of migrants around the EU, giving countries that refuse to accept refugees an expensive “pay-to-not-play” option.
>The measure, which would set a price of €250,000 per migrant for countries that want to avoid EU-imposed quotas for the resettlement of asylum-seekers, is part of a raft of new proposals aimed at overhauling the EU’s strategy for dealing with the migration crisis.
>The Commission also proposed allowing several countries to continue to impose internal border controls, essentially suspending the Schengen free travel agreement for up to another six months in acknowledgement that the movement of “irregular migrants” posed a “threat to public policy and internal security.”
>The proposal would have to be approved by EU countries.
>The new relocation measures will not apply to the U.K. and Ireland, which under the proposal are allowed to “determine themselves the extent to which they want to participate” in them.
RIP EU
>>42502
It's like the EU wants the members to tell it to fuck off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg4goZxXRZk
On June 3rd, 2016, Muhammad Ali, age 74, died in Phoenix.
"After a 32-year battle with Parkinson's disease, Muhammad Ali has passed away at the age of 74. The three-time World Heavyweight Champion boxer died this evening," Gunnell said in a statement. "The Ali family would like to thank everyone for their thoughts, prayers, and support and asks for privacy at this time."
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/03/us/muhammad-ali/
RIP
I cried... I never cry :'(
>>47784
good riddance, he was an uppity nigger
http://www.ksat.com/news/texas/middle-school-teacher-had-sexual-relationship-with-student-authorities-say_
Hot Houston teacher bangs 13-year-old student (8th grade). Should she get jail time? Just get fired? Are statutory rape laws bullshit? Can a 13-year-old consent to sex?
To me, this kid was probably thinking he was the luckiest SOB alive. I bet he bragged to his friends about the whole thing. I have a really hard time seeing him as a victim. What does /news/ think?
>>47407
Literally no straight man on this planet would not fuck this woman, let alone a 13 y/o boy. By that time I was already jerking off to women that looked like that. What I would have fucking given.
>>47407
If this was a 24 year old male and a 13 year old female, then the man would be in jail for years and afterwards be on a sex offenders list for the rest of his life. Society claims to want equality under the law; to not prosecute this woman would be a mockery if the justice system.
Otherwise, If a 13 year old male can consent, then a 13 year old female can, especially since girls are believed to mature faster than boys.
Point is, that society believes that teenage boys are all horndogs and that girls can do no wrong (which is basically the sole principle underpinning modern feminism ).
Adult males are viewed as overpowering authority figures or disgusting outcasts, while adult women are viewed as empowered (you go girl!) or victimized.
>>47407
Law say it is, so yes.
Muhammad Ali has died in hospital at the age of 74
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16011175
rest in peace, his greatness will live through us.
an illiterate with a 70 IQ is my hero
>>47777
Apparently he could punch people real good though.
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/violence-breaks-trump-rally-san-jose-protesters-hurl/story?id=39576437
Why are these things so batshit insane?
>>47716
most divisive candidate in American history
>>47718
What about Lincoln?
>>47716
OP don't ask why, you'll get brain bubbles
>very un-dude
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Aldine-ISD-teacher-wanted-in-connection-with-7955124.php
I have a hard time believe that's a teacher; she looks more like a porn star. Surely Aldine ISD can't be THIS lax about hiring?
>>47274
The problem with our education system in texas is that austin tries too hard to control the schools, but i think they should focus their attention certifying teachers and not letting any idiot teach the young
>>47276
>not letting any idiot teach the young
Then there wouldn't be anyone to teach them.
>>47280
>Then there wouldn't be anyone to teach them.
And apparently no one to bang them, either.
>http://archive.is/gVmbU
>A zoo shot and killed a 17-year-old gorilla that grabbed and dragged a four-year-old boy who fell into the its enclosure on Saturday afternoon.
>Authorities said the boy, who fell 10 to 12 feet, is expected to recover after being picked up out of the moat and dragged by the 400-pound male, lowland gorilla named Harambe.
>The boy was in the moat for about 10 minutes and was in between the gorilla's legs when the gorilla was shot, according to WLWT.
>While zoo officials are still investigating, they believe the boy crawled through a railing barrier, and then fell into the moat.
TL;DR: kid fell into the gorilla pit, kid wasn't in danger, zoo police killed the gorilla instead of just putting him to sleep with a tranquilizer.
I hope their family goes to the Grand Canyon next time.
>>46799
He was in danger, that gorilla dragged him around like a ragdoll and a tranquilliser isn't like you see in Hollywood and needs to be carefully dosed while taking time to work.
>>46808
And sniper's are staffed regularly at zoos?
Shooting was a risk too, to the boy, other gorillas, and the bystanders. Hope they make the parents pay for the disposal of the body, or have CPS knock on their front door to give them a scare.
Seriously this zoo hasn't had an incident since it opened in 1875.
I'll bet the boy is an insufferable underestimated ADD twat--a twat through no fault of his own, 100% parents.
Sorry, just a bit bitter because I had a 4 year old of my client that ruined my keyboard and computer in the exam room, and we're still fighting the parents to buy us a new one. We don't want to go to court over a petty computer.
North Korea endorses Donald Trump.
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2016/05/31/North-Korea-propaganda-praises-Trump-as-prescient-presidential-candidate/3641464743841/?spt=sec&or=tn
Gee why am I completely and 100% not surprised by this.
>>47311
A Great Leader recognizes another Great Leader
>>47304
> But the article may not necessarily reflect the opinion of the North Korea leadership.
>The author of the piece was identified as Han Yong Mook, a Chinese national and North Korea scholar.
False title and fake story. Basically, 'we like Trump' was translated from Korean to Chinese to English, and anyone who knows shit about all three of these languages knows that meaning can be lost in one translation easily, let alone two.
Growing up in Texas, US, Richard Hernandez felt he was actually a woman trapped into a man’s body.
Decades later, Richard, 55, now identifies as Tiamat – preferring to be referred to as ‘it’ instead of she or he.
Tiamat, who lives in New Mexico, recently undertook an extreme operation that involved cutting back both of its ears in a procedure known as the ‘double Van Gogh’.
Taking inspiration from JK Rowling’s Voldemort character, Tiamat also decided to have its nose re-shaped to compliment it's reptilian features.
As well as covering his body in scales made up of tattoos, their bizarre modifications include forehead horn implants and green eye staining.
Tiamat explained: “I am morphing into what I call my true form as a once-mythical dragon...
"(First) I got my subdermal brow implants.
“The second outwardly visible reptilian feature came to life when I had snake scales added to my face.
“I am presently 95 per cent covered in snake scale outline...
“I hope to enable people to have an appreciation for the art of body modification.”
Over the years, Tiamat estimates spending over £24,000 worth on cosmetic surgery and is planning more ops in the future.
Tiamat said: “What I like about body mods is everything from the aesthetic appeal, the sexual pleasure, the shock value and most important of all, personal gratification and spiritual significance.”
Since transitioning and going under the knife dozens of times, Tiamat now feels comfortable in his own skin.
He revealed: “Body Modification has given me a new life, a second chance to live my life.
“I am happy and at long last at peace with my complete self, how I see and feel myself.
“Perfection is a magical thing to experience.”
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/7051516/Meet-the-transgender-banker-whos-chopped-off-her-ears-and-had-horns-implanted-to-become-a-DRAGON.html
>Tiamat now feels comfortable in his own skin
USED THE PROPER PRONOUN YOU BIGOTED SHITLORD
>>46161
>I wanted attention and now I have it
>>46161
This has got to be a mental illness, right?
What’s the view from your toilet? Most likely, it’s a door, or at best, a basin.
But it could be better. The Lonely Planet has used its network of writers to create perhaps its most bizarre guidebook yet – a guide to amenities.
“Toilets: A Spotter’s Guide,” available in India next month, contains photos of what it says are the world’s most beautiful places to answer the call of nature.
http://blogs.wsj.com/indiarealtime/2016/05/24/see-indias-most-beautiful-toilets/
>>47435
>Toilets
>Indians
haha
>>47435
>toilets at a monastary
They're worshipping them?
damn right they are
shitting streets are actually shit god temples
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/02/germany-braces-for-turkish-backlash-as-it-votes-to-recognise-armenian-genocide
>Turkey has recalled its ambassador from Berlin after German MPs approved a motion describing the massacre of Armenians by Ottoman forces a century ago as genocide – a decision that the Turkish president said would “seriously affect” relations between the two countries.
>The five-page paper, co-written by parliamentarians from the Christian Democrats, Social Democrats and Green party, calls for a “commemoration of the genocide of Armenian and other Christian minorities in the years 1915 and 1916”. It passed with support from all the parties in parliament. In a show of hands, there was one abstention and one vote against.
>The German chancellor, Angela Merkel, had voted in favour of the resolution during a test vote at a party meeting on Tuesday, but was absent from the actual vote on Thursday, as were the deputy chancellor, Sigmar Gabriel, and the minister for foreign affairs, Frank-Walter Steinmeier. Gregor Gysi of the Left party described Merkel’s absence as “not very brave”.
>Turkish governments have always rejected the use of the term genocide to describe the massacre and expulsion of an estimated 1.5 million Armenians and members of Christian minorities in the Ottoman empire.
>The Turkish government, bitterly opposed to labelling the 1915 mass killings of Armenians by Ottoman forces as genocide, has said the German parliament’s approval of the Armenian genocide bill was “null and void”.
>Speaking on a visit to Kenya, the Turkish president, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, said the German vote would “seriously affect” ties between the two countries, and confirmed that Ankara has recalled its ambassador to Germany for consultations. Ankara also summoned Germany’s charge d’affaires to the foreign ministry.
>>47499
Germany's history is so tarred that its citizens are probably pretty used to apologizing for it at this point. I feel Germany really didn't have a choice in the matter.
Anyway, no one wants to go that shithole called Turkey. They should be happy they're getting migrants, keep the degenerates with the degenerates.
>Angela "Not very brave" Merkel
This is why you dont elect a woman. Easily blackmailed by the Spying USA, changes her opinions over the years to whatever has the most support, wont actually vote on anything important and risky like recognizing Turkroaches for the genocidal scum they are, etc etc
>>47595
tell it to berlusconni
BREAKING NEWS Something's going on in Houston. Saw this on my Twitter feed and things are totally happening. I'm a britfag so I don't really follow this kind of stuff, but it's news, so it's here.
Live feed: http://abc13.com/live/23374/
Police Scan: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/14514/web
>>46793
Looks like a couple of people were injured. The suspect shot dead. Just a typical day in the ghetto. Not news.
>>46797
I'm hearing about a third shooter that scattered somewhere, it's like something from CSI
>>46797
Except this didn't happen in the ghetto. The Memorial Drive area where this happened is known for being filled with middle-upper-class neighborhoods that don't normally get this kind of criminal activity. So it is actually news.
A Canadian man is thanking his dog for saving him from an attack by a protective mother bear.
Reid Roberts of British Columbia was running in Forest for the World Provincial Park with his dog, Pacer, Tuesday when they accidentally startled a mother bear and her two cubs, CBC reports.
“She didn’t hear us coming and we didn’t know she was there,” Roberts said. “She had no choice but to immediately go into attack mode.”
Roberts said the bear knocked him to the ground and was swatting him. He desperately tried to protect himself while pinned on the ground.
Roberts said Pacer was fighting the bear from behind, barking and biting at the bear’s legs. Pacer managed to distract the bear long enough for him to crawl away and hide behind some bushes.
Then, the bear came rushing toward him a second time. By now, Roberts was bleeding badly.
Pacer dove at the bear again, this time leading her down a path, away from Roberts.
Pacer managed to get away unscathed, but Roberts had to get 16 stitches.
“Pacer is my hero,” Roberts said. “He’s a great running partner.”
The female bear was euthanized by animal officials, and her cubs were transported to an animal sanctuary.
http://www.myfoxboston.com/news/trending-now/dog-fights-off-bear-saves-owner-from-attack/294526240
>>45495
Sounds great! Guy should have been carrying a gun for moments like this, though.
>>45500
Canada gun pick one
>>45495
>The female bear was euthanized by animal officials,
For what? It was just defending her cubs for fucks sake.
Monster Gator On Florida Golf Course
Whats the Scoupe?
A Florida golf course now has a real “Jurrasic
giant gator
Gator strolling through golf course
Park” Gator on their golf course. A viral video that was captured by golfer Charles Helms recorded this huge beast walking across the course towards the lake. “I was stunned and silent,” said Helms to ABC Action News. “I didn’t know if we were being punked or something … It was just laying down, resting, when it got up and started moving towards the big lake.” But Helms believes the gator is not bothering anyone. “You kind of learn very early on that people really aren’t on the menu,” Helms said. “Just don’t bother it, don’t annoy it. Certainly don’t corner it — just let it go.”
The alligator, is a regular attraction at the course. Golfers often bring people to snap pictures of it, pro shop clerk Wendy Schofield told NBC affiliate KSNV.”He doesn’t bother anybody and they don’t bother him, he’s like a mascot for the course,” said course employee Wendy Schofield to 3 News. “People have heard that he is out here and that is all they want to see so they will bring spectators to ride so somebody can get a picture.”
Last year, another large size gator was also seen about an hour away at the Myakka Pines Golf Club in Englewood.
And that’s the Scoupe!
- See more at: http://www.thescoupe.org/#sthash.ms0S0Iew.dpuf
>>47199
dude you should live in miami theres tons of shit the gov covers up down here.
>>47199
Looks fake tbh
>>47200
[Citation Needed]
"On Saturday Night, a journalist employed by liberal Huffington Post reported that the Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) will recommend that the Department of Justice file a Federal criminal complaint, indicting U.S. Democrat presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Frank Hugenard is a political scientist, public speaker and freelance contributor to the Huff Po. He had his story removed by HuffPo editors and his account disabled without explanation. His article bore the title: ""Hillary Clinton to be Indicted On Federal Racketeering Charges" It quickly went viral before being removed."
http://www.smobserved.com/story/2016/05/31/news/report-hillary-clinton-to-be-indicted-imminently/1334.html
In other news, Hillary Rodham Clinton results on Google News haven't budged in more than two days.
>>47321
Good I hope the FBI roasts this cunt
>>47321
She can cackle in prison
>>47321
Wasn't this debunked? Like someone accidentally leaked one of those articles that were written to be published at a moment's notice?
It could well be legit, just don't want to get hopes up.
