Don't really know if this goes here but...
>First time gay dude relationships
Every once and a while I will meet one guy that really gets me going.
Lately I've become friends with one of those guys.
The thought of being with him excites me but I have never done anything with another guy before
DESU I have no idea how to initiate anything or even tell if he's interested (I'm getting positive vibes tho)
For those of you who didn't KNOW right away, how did you deal with your first gay relationship? Trial and error? Did you come on strong?
Ask him on a date
>>5611182
whats a suitable date that wouldnt be too ... date-y? I agree we should chill alone, but idk about like a one on one movie. Lets say I did ask him to a movie and he suggests inviting others, do I say no or just roll with it?
>>5611221
If he's gay and interested he will go on a date alone with you. If not then he's either straight or not interested.
I think I'm n love with my best friend, how do I ask him if he's open-minded?
I'm bisexual btw
ìc. unrelated
>>5610722
Very carefully If you put him on the spot, he may say he is not into guys and then go fuck someone else. I did this once and he told me he wasnt gay later i got a boyfriend, found out he fucked my boyfriend. Does not feel good.
>>5610722
>Is there any man you would go gay for?
tfw no Spanish bf
>>5607876
Spanish or Hispanic?
>>5607889
Spanish or white Hispanic with Spanish heritage(which is pretty the same)
>fucking a trans man since February
>meet girl at local dog park in August
>we fuck 4x a month
>I fuck trans man 2x a month
>casual with both of them
>he gets a gf in September
>"nice dude let me see!"
>it's her, almost bust out laughing
>"what's so funny?"
>"nothing, how long have you been together?"
>"since September, were exclusive so we can't fool around anymore okay?"
>it's October when this convo took place
>"lol ok"
>I just fucked her the day before
>this bitch has got to go. How dare she not only steal my qt ftm bf but cheat on him.
>"well are you gonna chill with her tonite?"
>"yea we're going to dinner"
>text her to see if she wants to get down
>her:"omg yes"
>him:"oh she just cancelled. Let's hang out tonite okay?"
>"yea sure"
>cancel with her, she never hits him back up that night.
>we ended up having sex that night
>him:"we can't mess around anymore though okay I really like her"
>lol k
>in December;
>she has been begging me to cum inside her for months
>she's on the pill and clean (I made her get tested, as well as him, as well as myself)
>#yolo
>the next day;
>him:"she tastes different now...like jizz...and she was really loose and sloppy. I think she's cheating"
>"nah brah she probably just switched soaps or something, don't be paranoid you'll scare her off"
>him:"I guess so. I really think she is though..."
>we had sex that night too at his suggestion 'just in case'
>tonite;
>him:"I gotta go in an hour I'm meeting with gf"
>"oh okay"
>text her to see if she wants to hook up
>her:"Omg yes, I'm at home come over"
>him:"oh she just cancelled...her car broke down."
>trollface.jpg
>"let's go pick her up, ask her where she is broken down"
>him:"ok cool. She says she's on the highway at this exit"
>"tell her were gonna come pick her up"
>get a text from her
>"nvm about tonite, my car broke down"
>trollface.rar
>"oh, how about I come pick you up?"
>"no it's cool I have a friend coming to get me"
>"oh okay. Be safe"
>to him:"ok let's go pick her up"
>the spot she said is closer to his house than hers, this should be interesting.
>stop at the gas station to give her time
>she beats us there, we pull up in front of her
>he gets out and she walks towards the car
>she gets in the back seat
>"hi my name is femanon, thanks for the ri-"
>she sees me, goes pale.
>"hi nice to meet you"
>turn on the radio and drive off
>"so what was wrong with your car femanon?"
>"idk.....it just.... Stopped."
>"ohhhh okay."
>look at her in rear view and smile
>"you look familiar femanon, have we met before?"
>"n-n-n-no."
>"yea I guess not. She's cute, you did good dude. I wish I could get a girl like her."
>she is fucking mortified.
>him:"what's wrong?"
>her:"n-n-nothing, just don't know how I'm gonna pay for my car."
>him:"oh I'll pay for it, we can have it towed to the place I took my car when I had one, they do good work."
>her:"no that's okay. I'll take care of it"
>we get to his house
>Netflix on the couch, they are cuddling in a recliner.
>eww
>they start arguing about the car, he wants to help her pay for it to get fixed.
>she keeps refusing
>him:"why I want to help you!"
>she comes clean
>"because it wasn't broke down."
>lift my eyebrow and cock my head at her
>him:"so why the hell did you say it was?"
>her:"because....."
>I'm fucking dying at this point holding back my laughter
>him:"why?"
>her:"because I don't want to see you anymore. I have to go. I'm gonna call an uber."
>him:"fine. I don't wanna see you either. By the way I've been fucking anon the whole time we were together."
>we only fucked 4x since they were together but whatever.
>her:"w-w-w-what?"
>him:"yea you don't mean shit to me."
her:"you are lying. *looks at me* he's lying right?"
>"wellllllllllllllll"
>the most horrid scream I have ever heard escapes her lips
>her:"YOU ARE LYING STOP LYING WHY ARE YOU LYING WITH HIM?"
>him:"you don't believe me? I'll fuck him right now." *grabs my dick*
>her:"you aren't man enough to cheat"
>side note, never tell an FTM they aren't man enough. They will lose their shit.
>he takes his pajama pants off, pushes me down on the couch and takes out my dick and fucks me harder and faster than he ever has. He usually can't take more than half because he is super tight. His clit is as hard as my dick.
>him:"cum inside me"
>#yolo
>she is by the door crying the entire time, telling him to stop, that she gets it. She's sorry, she wants him so bad right now, etc.
>he is fucking me so hard he is bleeding but he doesn't care. He cums really hard but keeps going, looking her dead in the eye the entire time.
>I've came in him like 3x, mess of jizz and blood on my abdomen
>at this point she is screaming and crying at the same time for him to stop. He speeds up and goes back to turbo fucking me.
>her:"well I've been fucking him too!"
>stops fucking me
>him:"is that true anon?"
>"no she's lying"
>hops off my dick
>him:"get the fuck out you lying slut"
>trollface.zip
>her:"n-n-no please I love you. Don't do this to me."
>him:"GET THE FUCK OUT I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!"
>slammed the door in her ugly crying face.
>we had the best sex ever all night, he told me he loved me. I told him it's casual, but I appreciate the sentiment and care for him a lot too.
>we fall asleep together, me laying on his chest.
>decided to get the courage to get HRT this year so i can make bf happy
>Heartbroken yesterday.
The psychiatrist refuses to let me get HRT and has gone as far as to tell me to "act like a man" and that I'm just confused. The worst part is that my boyfriend dumped me after i told him..
I don't know what to do..
And thats the only psychiatrist i knew i could trust.
I'm really considering moving away from this country. But i don't know where to move.. I've considered germany and america but gaining citizenship in either is iffy because i cannot return to my home country if i renounce citizenship..
>>5609081
Your home country supports a full rejection of every body of experts on transgender care in the world in favour of open hostility and discredited practices, or your therapist would have had his licence revoked. It may be the place of your birth, but it is no home to you unless you can live a fruitful life as your birth sex.
I think it's pretty hot that you'd transition for your boyfriend
>>5609114
The problem is that i still want to see my relatives.. But i can't do that if i renounce my citizenship. And the process for getting HRT is hard to begin with. I had to consult with a sexologist, gynecologist, had to get tested a lot too for STDs and a month of constant visits to a psychologst and then the psychiatrist was supposed to be the last phase.
I need some help. I've tried fucking with two guys and both times i couldn't get hard. I know it must sound like i'm not really bissexual and just pushing myself, but, i really am really attracted to another boys as much as i am to girls, and i really want to have sex with them, but i wan't them to fuck me because i think i would love the feeling. Anyway, i can't get hard with boys on the bed like i get with girls, what do i do, is my brain just not connecting males to reproduction and not getting me hard?
iunno bro i had no issues when i fucked men. it could be your just not attracted to them honestly. like if you are having sexual issues it might not be your cup of tea and you shouldn't force yourself to like boys if you don't. you might jus really actually be a het
>>5610895
>help, my body is operating exactly as nature intended
>what's wrong with me??????
remember when people thought of being homosexual as an aberration and a curse rather than a cool trendy meme sexuality?
You are emotionally and physically attracted to men, but not sexually.
If you still disagree with this assessment, just accept your fate as an eternal bottom.
How does anyone find someone to date in the long term?
It feels like everyone uses hookup apps and complain they can't find substantial relationships on it, and no one flirts anymore in real life. So literally how the fuck does anyone date without some freak occurrence?
>>5610883
I just assumed you don't.
What kind of exercises and how can I train to have a more feminine voice?
Sucking dicks. The semen will help relax your vocal chords and make it easier to do a falsetto thing.
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Double rape/shooting in a small town park, one girl survived. Have you guys heard about this case?
http://www.curvemag.com/News/Fight-HomophobiaHelp-a-Lesbian-428/
I think the survivor also spoke at the GLAAD media awards and is co-authoring a book with Chivas Sandage. I just can't wrap my head around the motivation for a person to do something like that. I get discrimination, I get homophobia, but this? It's the kind of thing you only do if you get some kind of sick pleasure out of it. It makes me sick to my stomach. But at least it was actually investigated, unlike so many other hate crimes.
>>5610563
They're both ugly so nothing of value was lost.
I'm really having trouble figuring out what my sexuality/gender-role is. At least the name for it. Any help as to what the hell this would be called would be great.
I'm perfectly happy being a male. I am very comfortable with my gender as it is. (Unless there's something hidden away in my mind that I don't know about.) But I really love wearing womens clothing. All except a bra of course. I'd love even more to go on hormones, or at least a lesser supplement to gain a more effeminate body. Ie: Smoother skin, less body hair, more curves, ect.
I'd love to keep my boi parts. So full blown trap I guess. (Just not breasts)
I've always identified as bisexual. But I would get a real kick out of a girl into the whole trap thing. Or maybe even another trap. (I'm sorry if the term is derogatory, as you can tell, I'm not so well versed in these things)
So there it is. I have no idea what to call it. I'd appreciate any insight there is on the subject.
Autogynephilia
>>5610387
True, this sounds like paraphilic love. Some Pedophiles believe they are children. Some Ampotemnophiliacs desparately desire to have their limbs removed, as they fap to pictures of amputees all day and night. Some pedophiles seek lowkey surgery to look more childlike and the amputee paraphilics self-inflict severe wounds to make sure their limb will need amputation. This isn't to say paraphilias aren't just a normal part of human nature, they truly are a unique human experience, but as your love for your paraphilia grows, the desire to become your fantasy will also. Think of paraphilias as a husband or wife, you'll eventually want to spend your whole life with yours. Enjoy it!
>>5610387
But I don't want to become a woman. I like being male. Just not the role of what "normal" males should be. I want to be pretty. Be wanted. And I guess it's vanity. But I don't believe it's any more so than any other cis woman wanting to feel good about herself.
Would I still fall under AGP?
Any of you guys feel a little shy when going to exercise because of big hunks hoarding all the machines and make you feel bad about your belly and your little arms ?
Also, do you think any eating of the eye-candy is strictly verboten, or is some looking acceptable, you know, for Broscience ?
>lesbifriend
>know this feel
>at gym
>girl working out near me says hi
>notoriously spergy around qt grills
>flustered as fuck
>asks me later if I'm using the 20s
>blurt out that I'm not
>actually was using them but panicked
>try 25s
>too heavy
>try 15s way the fuck too light
>awkwardly doing random exercises while I wait my turn
>she finishes
>complete my sets
>Awww ye time to do some cable crossovers and--
>she's doing them
>fffffuuuckk she thinks I'm following her
>panic
>tfw later I find out she has a just as fit and qt gf
I try not to look though. Most of the time I just notice in passing because I know how annoying it is to be harassed.
>at gym again later
>guy walks by
>woah his shoulders are really capped
>I wonder if I can get mine to do that
>I heard it's hard to do unless you juice
>I don't want my traps to get big like his tho
>he thinks I was checking him out in the sexy way instead of just mirin
>won't leave me alone while I'm trying to work out
>tells me "you don't want to do that to yourself" when I ask how to get good shoulders
>blatantly stares at my ass while I'm squatting
>I know this because we're both standing in front of a giant mirror
>staff finally chases him away when they see he's not taking the hint
fml seriously
>>5609831
Hahaha, that's actually hilarious, 20s for what btw?
>>5609530
Deppending on the type of gym you go to a lot of those guys really aren't ass holes. Yeah they can be Bros and sometimes an ass, but you'd be suprised how nice and helpful they can be.
I'm no model, but I lift on the regular and have a decent build. My friend in lift with and myself always try to talk to people that have started to lift. Many times they just don't know what to do in regards to proper form and all that and we try to give them pointers and offer to spot them.
I'm female and I have a female best friend who acts pretty intimate around me, like she'll hug me and play-wrestle together and stuff. The kind of thing that if it was two guys it would definitely be gay but with two girls it's kind of ambiguous. Anyway I don't really care if she is gay or not, but how do I progress the relationship to a more physical and intimate level without ruining the friendship?
Are you gay? If you are, is she aware?
>>5609364
Yeah, or at least gay for her. I don't know, probably not. I haven't confessed or anything.
don't do anything. just be a passive straight girl and wait for events to unfold to unfold around you. Everything will work out, and by that, I mean that nothing will change or progress.
I'm being possesed by a cute anime girl
>tfw male to 2dfemale
>>5609359
>tfw you will never be able to pass as 2D female well enough to run with toast in your mouth in public
>>5609650
She keeps me saying that looks aren't everything anon san.
Hey gays, I watched this the other day and couldn't stop laughing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R21Fd8-Apf0
So lets have a vocaroo thread so I can get some more lol's.
http://vocaroo.com/
>fat cho
>oppression
>hypermasculinity
>dan the rapist
LOOOOOOOOL
literally cannot stop laughing
>>5609280
Thanks for posting this, that was a pretty cool documentary.
>Get referred to GIC
>GP tells me I'll get a letter soon
>3 months later
>no letter
>I go to look up the waiting time
>Nearest GIC time is 4 YEARS
How does one survive this?
(source: https://akari.in/koL5)
Damn. Where's your next closest clinic?
>>5609090
I don't think they can refer me to NHS scotland, if that's the case, next closest is newcastle @1year wait.
>>5609049
>How does one survive this?
Self-med, obviously.
But 4 years is ridiculous, how are they not adding staff yet?
