I'm a straight male.
I had a dream that I got facefucked by a tranny and that I swallowed his/her jizz.
I've never had a dream like this before, normally I'd dream about banging girls when they are sexual.
What does this mean?
>>6399017
*when my dreams are sexual
That you're a straight guy who wants dick.
>>6399017
It means you're a fucking degenerate.
When you start self medding HRT super late at 14 edition
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old thread >>6396490
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Not trans but in your thread anyway and always have been.
Should I kill myself today or tomorrow.
>>6397870
Humour is the best coping method
Before I post anything more how effective do you think
This: http://vistriai.com/gaytest/
Is?
Gay couple VS Muslim bakery
Who wins?
>>6397023
Bakery in the longrun, they can behead the couple for being infidels and the media won't care.
Shockingly good. Called me 'Intermediate' and I am gay for femboys.
>>6397023
If the gay couple play dirty and plant some shitty Hi Points on the Mudslimes then they can gun them down and be crowned heroes.
If it's just oppression Olympics Mudslimes win by a mile.
Ask a guy in a successful long-standing poly-mono relationship anything
Ridiculously bored and no question will go unanswered
>>6396566
K, here's one:
What did you think we'd want to ask you?
>>6396544
mono-poly?
headpat edition
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Old Thread >>6395008
>>6396434
>At least I know they feel in the mouth.
l-lewd
>>6396490
>>6396438
You're just now realizing this?
This is a general where no trips are allowed.
The primary target is mtfs, but fembois who more or less live as girls are welcome, and cis girls are welcome too.
Come here to talk about anything, the things you wish you had done with your life, what you want to do with your life, and maybe talk about some of your problems or dillemmas, or maybe just write off how horny you are about something.
>No Trips
>No names
>No erotic roleplaying (don't "flirt/hit" on others, don't involve posters in your written sexual fantasies)
>No role playing (No *actions* or otherwise make a pretend life with others)
>No vidya discussion
how do i flirt w girls
pls help
>>6396488
This is very unpopular, because 90% of the trans community is autistic lel
Anyone else feel sad about missing your life?
Big Brother is starting soon, I watched last season, and I kinda loved it.
I so wish I could've been a normal girl, and watched big brother when I was like 15, and just do whatever I want.
Who here /gaybutdisgustedbyboipussy/?
Like, I just find the idea disgusting and it's a complete deal breaker for 99% of guys. Like I love me some dick and whatever but I can't get my mind around either topping or bottoming or anything to do with the butt. Am I alone here? What should I do?
>what should I do?
Just die alone. Boipussi is holy
>>6396505
"No". You shit from there, it's gross.
>tfw no north korean military cryfu
So I'm friends with this guy, and for 2 years now Ive had a crush on him, well I wouldn't really call it a crush so much as a fantasy. the only reason why im asking how to handle it now is because the feeling is growing stronger. I don't know what to do.
I don't want to tell him because I don't want our friendship to die off in awkwardness.
I want to tell him because its killing me. In between a rock and a hard place you could say. So right now Im in a state of purgatory.
All im asking is whether I should tell him and see what happens from there, or should I just stay friends with him pretending like I feel nothing?
pic unrelated
>>6395578
>you didn't say if he's gay or straight
>you didn't say if he's returned any of your affection
at any rate, if you've been friendzoned by someone that you are attracted to, the last thing they'll want to hear from you is that you're lusting after them. Just keep it to yourself, keep them as a friend, and look for sexual partners elsewhere.
>So I'm friends with this guy
B-but Anon... David Bowie died.
>>6395578
I have been best friends (at least I like to think so, he probably has more important people than me in his life though) with this one guy for a fairly long time, I think two or three years idk
We are roommates now and have been for about a year
I am in love with him
Our friendship already seems to be dying off in awkwardness and I never said a word to him about it
I don't know how to save a friendship, let alone deal with the unrequited attraction
But my advice to you is to just stay friends with him if he is straight, enjoy the friendship as long as you can
but if he is gay or bi then you have a real shot and should go for it
First time here. I have a serious question that I don't want to ask IRL for fear of backlash. John Oliver taught me that being "Transgender" has nothing to do with sexual preference. If that is true than why is it LGBT? What does one thing have to do with another? I'm assuming the answer is going to be something about how both groups are oppressed. But there are plenty of oppressed people, why has this become one organization?
Because there's a lot of overlap and we've got each other's back.
Like it or not, we're partners.
Many of the issues they face, are the same issues we do.
Joe the Plumber does not see a difference between us nine times out of ten.
>>6395401
Because lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender are all minorities that have to do with sex (as in, biology) and sexuality (as in, behaviour)
>>6395468
I was told transgender has nothing to do with sexual behavior. So you guys need to be more clear on what it is.
Do gays hate sluts like straight people do?
Would you be with someone that has sucked 100 different cocks? My impression of the gay community is basically that it is one giant orgy, how far from the truth is this? Are nuclear families and monogamy common in the gay community?
>Are nuclear families and monogamy common in the gay community
lol.
Your impression is right by the way.
>>6394984
That's a shame. I was thinking about why I hate gay people and that was the main reason.
Why would I give a shit so long as everyone's safe and no one is misleading anyone else?
Might be a bit jelly, but that's it.
Serious question here:
What's the deal with straight guys coming to this board to beg for people to tell them that their obvious homosexual attraction to another man can somehow be twisted around into proof that they're actually heterosexual?
Like why can't they just accept that they're gay and move on with their lives? And why do they think that getting a bunch of strangers on the internet to confirm what they've already decided for themselves, while ignoring all dissenting opinions, is the same thing as being correct?
What drives this behavior?
>>6394452
The fragility of masculinity and preconceived notions that if they're gay they might conform to gay stereotypes
>>6394452
I don't know, but it's our duty to convince them that having these feelings doesn't make them gay.
The world needs more straight dudes who are down with homosex.
>>6394493
Being gay and being masculine aren't mutually exclusive.
I've been straight my whole life, as far as I know; no prior homosexual urges, no notion of trying on women's clothing, all female partners. However, after a conversation with a buddy last night, a crazy idea hit me that hasn't left my head ever since: I think I want to date a trap. Not just a fuck friend, but a full, healthy relationship. That much I have figured out. My question is, is my ideal girl realistic, common?
>Sweet, kind
>Soft natured
>Long hair
>Somewhat on the smaller side
>Almost impossible to discern as a trap with the untrained eye
So? I don't really give a shit about any deprecating replies, and won't respond to them. Just real, honest answers would be nice. This is unknown territory from me, and I'd like to hear real replies from this community on the matter.
Pic (possibly?) related.
>>6394422
Kek, so what you realised all of a sudden is that you like penis?
Just all in one second?
>>6394422
>been straight my whole life, as far as I know; no prior homosexual urges
>However, after a conversation with a buddy last night, a crazy idea hit me that hasn't left my head ever since: I think I want to date a trap.
We're going to need more of an explanation than that. Storytime OP, please open up to us.
>>6394422
being a chaser (the good kind) doesn't make you gay. It just makes you degenerate, which is OK
While with homosexuality there is some wiggle room for comedy and what is deemed appropriate for joking, but where is the line for Transgenders.
Why is it a video like this and Garlic Bread is seen a transphobic and problematic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmK1osGXhq4
>>6393923
Thats hilarious
>>6393923
What is 'appropriate' for joking is always matter of personal taste
There is always more wiggle room, and great comedians push the boundaries further every day
>>6393923
Something about "punching down" or some horseshit.
A friendly reminder.
I don't listen to public radio, drugs interest me, BERNIE 2016! Am I doing it right?
>>6393303
okay believe it or not disagreeing with you getting married (which is, by the way, one of the worst decisions two people can make) is not equivalent to hoping you get murdered
>>6396546
>You’ll qualify for an estate tax marital deduction.
>You’ll qualify for the gift tax marital deduction.
>You can roll over a deceased spouse’s IRA to the surviving spouse’s IRA.
>You can contribute to a spousal IRA.
>You can receive survivor’s benefits from a pension plan.
>You can receive Social Security benefits.
>You have more protection over assets if your spouse dies.
>You have an advantage if your spouse is incapacitated. If your significant other is in a car crash, you may have more difficulty seeing him or her at a hospital if you aren’t a blood relation or a legal spouse. And if a judge has to name someone to make healthcare or financial decisions on behalf of your partner, you may be overlooked in favor of a parent or sibling if you aren’t married.
>wah wah getting married is bad
>11 gay men and 1 straight man are locked in a house. The object for the gay men is to find out who isn't gay.
>Once a week someone gets outvoted, until 2 are left, or the straight man is out. If the gays manage to outvote him, they win 1 million dollars. If the straight man is among the 2 last people in the house in the end, he wins 1 million dollars.
>Now here's the twist: None of the men are actually gay, they just all think they are the one straight man.
>TLDR Straight men behaving like homosexuals on TV.
Would anyone else watch the shit out of this, literally borders on my fetish.
And yes, I stole this idea, it's not mine
>>6392979
This is some top tier degeneracy.
>>6392979
It would only work for one season which is a stupid premise for a reality TV show. It'd need to be spiced up with different types of dynamics. That would be good for one season, plus there's the added problem of if a guy gets voted off then immediately goes "Well you got me, have fun with your million."
>>6393198
If it were popular enough, it woukdn't matter. If it made its money back in that season.
Seems like something people would watch.
As for that. I think it's a good point. You'd need to somehow account for that in the elimination process. Seperate the ones being the most likely to be voted out, and after they lose you let them in on the joke and ask them to play it gay for the goodbyes.
Wouldn't it be more problematic if one of thise guys actually came out as gay during the course of the show, he'd think there were 12 gay guys in the house.
Out if 12 that wouldn't at all be unlikely to happen
