The idea of lesbians dating fascinates me. Women know exactly how women think, so the idea of two of them trying to con each other must be like Kasparov-level chess.
I keep hearing gay men talk about dating, which just sounds like bullshit to me because I'm a man. Yet men consistently think other men don't know what they're after.
I get a Grindr account and see tons of profiles with edgy deep intro as anyone gives a fuck. My favorite line is "impress me with conversation" or some such, often followed by 'here for networking, friends..."
The implication is that they didn't get Grindr because THEY want dick. THEY are high-minded and want to be pursued.
So I posted a body shot and changed the intro to "I like cake". Dozens of hit-ups by these "Here for networking, friends, intelligent conversation" types.
Then I made a new account and doubled the age, posted some old bear guy and tried to duplicate these high-minded intros: "Just looking for conversation, into (various artsy-fartsy crap) and some egg-head quote.
Now the exact same people ignore me completely or block me, even if I drop a compliment.
In other words, they know what guys want and why they're there. But they want YOU to think they are a precious princess who only goes on a fuck-app for intellectual connections.
Yet I am supposed to believe they want me to "woo their mind" and they aren't there for dicks when my intro was "I like cake".
Conclusion:
Faggots are so full of shit it's coming out their ears. You're fooling no one. If everyone was more honest and had a little confidence, you'd all be a lot happier. Why does the modern sodomite try so hard to imitate chicks?
"Dating". "Friends". "Conversation".
Gimme a fuckin' break.
....it's probably because everyone already knows that gays want dick, whereas some ONLY want dick and some have higher priorities while still wanting dick.
You didn't figure anything out, jackass.
>>6394119
You have no idea just how hard feminism has cucked us, OP. The rabbit hole goes so fucking deep.
They've groomed us to be their pets and to emulate them as much as possible. A fag these days will actually stand up for a woman over a man.
>>6394201
>ONLY want dick and some have higher priorities while still wanting dick.
the dick is still important and takes priority. Sexual fulfillment will always yield a better reward than a good conversation.
Straight guy here visiting this board for the first time
Why do the gays on this board hate trans and Bi people? I thought you were all part of the same team but it seems otherwise. I really don't understand the LGBT view on sexuality; it seems to change from person to person.
Most of the gay men here are self-hating homos that fetishize straight men. They throw trannies, bis, and women under the bus in a pathetic attempt to earn /pol/ brownie points.
>>6391108
No gays here, is a troll board
Gays gather in bottom pages on /pol/
>>6391108
Got no problem with bisexuals. I don't hate trans people, but I also don't understand them or have any particular desire to be around them. I don't think they should be ostracized, but it just seems like a whole mess that I want to distance myself from. Then again, I don't consider myself part of the "community" so there's that.
HE NOTICED US! SENPAI NOTICED US.
Daily reminder that a vote for Hillary is a vote for suicide.
Muslims hate gays, we know this, they openly tell us this constantly. No amount of liberals tell you "aw they don't really mean that" changes this fact. This one shooter killed more homosexuals in one night than American rightwingers have in 50 years. As much as you hate Christcucks for mocking you that's mostly all they do, they aren't out to exterminate you off the face of the Earth, Muslims are.
>>6387540
/polgbt/ forever!
>tfw you will never be able to pass without ffs
>look up before and after pictures for ffs
>almost all of them look like joan rivers
I get that you guys are all about empowerment but can we stop pretending that people like pic related look good?
>>6387506
But many of them look good. Even Gigi looks good.
>>6387506
This scares me too, desu. Honestly, I wish we could have the option of being euthanized. Fuck.
>>6387905
Bullshit. She looks plastic af. No normal person looks like that.
can we have a bigen thread, please?
>>6387080
>maybe
What could possibly be the main subject for this thread ?
>>6387283
how about when you got ur opposite sex seduction skills on lock but are spaghetti around the same sex
>my life
>>6387338
The exact reverse for me
>be 6/10
>seduce and smash easy samesex
>spaguetti at best with oppositesex
how kinky are these two?
>>6385875
so kinky they're part of a NWO plot to destroy society as we know it.
>>6385875
i want them to be kinky with me
:-(
>>6385900
i'd let them tie me up and drink their piss
Be honest. Do you have mother issues?
>>6384086
I'm a mental trainwreck, no idea what mother issues are but odds are I have those too.
All of the trannies weren't raised properly.
If they were they wouldn't be trannies.
As a normal person who happens to be gay: no I love my family.
>>6384086
No - my mother has me issues. Big difference.
>Brother is back from university
>We share a room at home
>tfw I can't dressup late at night or go to sleep in my girl pyjamas anymore
3 months of repression it is then
Is that you Poleaboo? Who are you other than a /int/ meme?
cant you just beat him up?
nice legs, do something about the dress its kind of oldy-worldy
Is he the intolerant sort?
>>6366085
What are thooooose!!
>I'm a power bottom
what does this mean?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>6401922
Power bottom? what kind of batteries does that take? I bet it's D cells gotta be D cells.
>>6401922
Dan Avidan?
post cute selfies
▶ Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶ Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
▶ Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶ Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶ Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/0000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶ IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
▶ Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
>>6400456 old thread, if you're, like, into that or something
>>6401872
First for sup cuties.
>>6401872
this triggers me
>>6401878
selfies of your anime form are acceptable
So my BF always talks about getting off to traps and we were recently talking about kinks and I said that I usually get off to lesbian porn and he got super defensive because I have bi-curious tendencies (I don't get it so does he) and he feels like he isn't able to completely satisfy me either (well I'm not a chick with a dick either)
He's really upset about this and I don't know if he's overreacting or not
So you're a woman, but you make sense, and he's a guy, but is acting like a primadonna nutcase?
Since you like lesbian porn and he likes dudes in skirts it's pretty safe to say you're both homosexual.
>>6400491
He's overreacting.
Probably a frat boy too.
He's probably a trans woman in denial.
▶ Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶ Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
▶ Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶ Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶ Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/0000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶ IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
▶ Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
old >>6399062
>>6400456
THAT PICTURE
>>6400459
how would you do that?
>>6400453
ohhh, omg, im sorry. that actually upset me i thought you were calling me one. im a little slow today desu. and im no psychologyst so i cant say any of that for sure, im just guessing. there could be any number of reasons why you want to be trans, im really not sure. i think if you really want to be a girl you should go for it, but idk. i guess if you want to be sure, or at least closer to being sure, you should see a therapist. im sorry youre feeling this way though, i wish i could help in some way...i hope whatever path you choose works out for you.
>>>/wsg/1127550
I wish my hair was this long ;_;
I want to be a cis girl ;_;
TFW you're a gross ugly tranny and the only people who want to date or hang out with you are other gross ugly trannys and no real woman would date you or even see you as cool enough to be good friends with you cus why would they date a trap over someone with a vagina.
Just give in and date other transbians. As a butterface, transbian, manfaced young hon, I'd do anything for a transbian gf, the purest form of love in the known universe.
>>6400132
>>6400214
That's literally my definition of hell.
prison lesbian sucks, it's as bad as a robot going prison gay because he can't get a gf.
Alright anon, I'm going to share the secret with you.
You may not spread it.
AFAB chasers exist.
i'm not a regular on here. been taking pueraria mirifica for a couple months 1000-3000mg per day. very rapid growth and changes. except i'd like to reduce my facial and body hair... and feminize face more rapidly. what can i do? not interested in any surgeries. also what is a safe consistent dosage for the PM, i had cut down for fear of overdosing on it.
>>6399070
you quit that shit and start taking real estrogen
>>6399094
where do i begin... on the quest to the golden prescription?
ok then. i will probably not be coming back here. good luck with whatever you guys do on this board. (you are all horrible selfish people)
^_^ ciao!!
When you start self medding HRT super late at 14 edition
▶ Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶ Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
▶ Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶ Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶ Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/0000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶ IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
▶ Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
old thread >>6397863
First for killing Elanna's happinesd
>>6399069
The hell is happinesd
>>6399062
nerds
