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>2016
>Not sleeping with a woobie
>Not having one in your go-bag
>shiggity diggity
>>29439222
Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
>>29439222
Trips for truth! Woobies are essentially the modern equivalent to mithril, without the armor...
What's a woobie?
How will the US counter thevS-400 system?
How does F-35, F-22 and B-2 fare against them?
Are Russian claims to be believed?
>>29438741
The S-400 is effectively just going to take things back to Vietnam era SEAD operations.
That is to say, they're a threat, but the missiles fired:deadplanes:deadSAMs is going to be painful for the Russians.
I wouldn't be surprised if they caused a fairly serious set of issues against legacy aircraft, though, although given modern EW and all that jazz, even then they're still living second to second. Particularly with MALDs and datelining and stand off range bombs, etc.
Either way, they're only as good as their radar systems, and given that contemporary stealth aircraft might as well have cloaking devices, this brings Russia back to a state where they can say to HAVE an air defence system, if not exactly a legitimately effective one.
How does the Patriot compare to the S-400? Is it shit in comparison like slavaboos say and S-400 is like the silverbullet?
>>29438842
Forgot pic
It's 20XX, a constitutional amendment allowing the confiscation and ban of any and all semi-automatic and fully automatic shotguns, rifles, and pistols has (somehow) been passed in the United States of Amerika. You are in charge of the "reclamation" dept of All Things Fun and Exciting.
What size budget do you require?
How much man power do you need?
What sort of training do your agents require?
Most importantly HOW are you going to achieve your goals of a safe country?
I think I'll just declare independence.
Invade and take over California first (very productive state) then go for the rest.
Hopefully I can sort out the rest of the country too next. Make it a bit more like Finland or perhaps Denmark. Not perfect, there's no doubt, but at least not rotten to the core.
>>29438074
we require a 160 billion dollar budget per quarter fiscal year
we have a manpower of 2 myself and my aid
our training consists of communication skills and excel powerpoint
"I believe the road to confiscation will be a long painful lonely road. We may not have all these evil weapons off of our streets today... maybe not even tomorrow or 30 years from now but I am a patient patient man and have faith in my capabilities. Further we mustn't disregard the resolve of these horrible firearms owners. They won't give up their weapons but I will stay resolute."
>>29438109
forgot to mention. Portion of the budget will be used to buy weapons currently held in police evidence lockers for distribution to museums across the US depending on their historical importance. These evil guns used for crimes will be given purpose! to educate our precious children on their horrible past
also some will be auctioned off to private parties to cover certain functions
The image I posted was clearly not pornography but a demonstration of pure drawing you shitbags
Anyway is punching women in the vagina a good way to defend your life or is it not?
Also is it wisable to wear a cup at all times and if so then what would the brand be that is best in protecting your crotch from a violent woman?
Oh one more thing are there any protective eye wear that can withstand against a pepper spray and if not then what would you do in protecting your eyes from pepper spray?
>>29437655
It sounds like you need a hazard suit.
Something you can withstand you falling down an elevator shaft and landing crotch first then finally falling into acid and burn your eyes.
>>29437655
Get one of those big red suits the attackers wear when they do self defense classes for chicks. That should protect you from anyone violent who doesn't have a gun or knife.
>>29437655
This reeks of suspicious activity
Where:Greeneville, TN
When:To be determined
What: A meeting of /k/ommandos
How to contact me: [email protected]
So far me, a couple anons from last thread and /k/aptbilly are coming
>>29436935
TN? hell I can make that!
>>29436935
6 hours..... it's debatable
So when the cops and the young cops hungry to have their first arrest start flying these shits across my property while im pissing in my own backyard or having a barbecue party, will it be invasion of privacy or are cops entitled to it if they have drones record footage of me pissing on the corner of my own house in my own backyard?
Where is this world going to, i mean its not like they are known to shoot and kill peoples dogs because... i dont know, they never explain themselves and protect their ego by killing you, even if you are white (im not racist im just saying the truth) and law abiding.
The fucking drones are coming /k/ and you know it. Its not fucking right, nobody should allow that, WE ARE LITERALLY ENTITLED to have guns to prevent the government and the ruling body from doing such things, its our fucking duty!!
So, how does one bring down a drone without anyone getting killed by a stray bullet?
I was thinking something like a miniature MANPAD that picks up the buzz or some homemade radar made from the satellite dish and old computers. Fireworks with flaps and wings. Large pigeon catching nets.
Any ideas?
>>29436803
How much are you willing to spend? A net gun or a drone of your own carrying a net would do the job.
>>29436803
Miniaturized version of a ZSU-23-4 chambered in .22 in the garden.
retractable drone-proof backyard roofs
>Candidates for CIA agent jobs in clandestine services must:
>1. Be a citizen of the United States.
>2. Be at least 18 years old.
>3. Possess a bachelor's degree with a minimum GPA of 3.0.
>4. Have strong interpersonal skills.
>5. Have a strong interest in international affairs.
>6. Be able to write clearly and accurately.
tfw lack 3,4, and 6.
I just want my life to be Call of Duty: Black Ops...
>>29436618
Dick off
>>29436618
Are you sure you're not lacking 2 as well? :^)
>>29436618
So all the skill requirements then.
>implying every CIA agent is a spook
>implying you can handle a big guy
>I know it's empty but i'll do a safety check so you all know it's empty
>....
>....
>yep, it's empty
>>29433091
>I know it's empty but I'll do a safety check so you all know it's empty
>live round pops out of the chamber
>...
>...
I haven't seen it happen yet, but goddamn when it does it'll be beautiful.
>checking is a bad habit and safety is autism incarnate. Everyone just needs to be operator tier 0 because they are high speed low drag and that shit doesn't apply to them.
Remember the first rule of guns: A gun is always loaded.
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/EZCrqG5n
Current news:
>AR-15 Petiton draft submitted to parlament, Cutoff May 7. 21.9k and counting.
http://www.e111.ca
>Petition to add property rights to the charter. Cutoff May 13. 4.0k and counting.
https://petitions.parl.gc.ca/en/Petition/Details?Petition=e-124
>Bill C-230 An Act to amend the Criminal Code (firearm — definition of variant) Status: Introduced
http://www.parl.gc.ca/LegisInfo/BillDetails.aspx?Language=E&Mode=1&billId=8111356
>BIll C-246 Modernizing Animal Protections(Hunting - More strict measures against hunters/trappers) Act Status: Introduced
http://www.parl.gc.ca/legisinfo/BillDetails.aspx?Language=E&Mode=1&billId=8122718
>Quebec LGR petition has wrapped up with a reported 58k signatures (42k digital). Public hearings on the bill expected to continue till mid april.
>Quebec Premier has said there will be no free vote on the matter, what a surprise.
http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2016/03/16/couillard-rules-out-free-vote-for-liberals-on-long-gun-registry.html
>Type 81 Preorders are live $1000 NR, Fixed or Folder ETA Q3 2016
http://www.tacticalimports.ca/type-81-p-426.html
>New patch of CZ858 $995 NR, Fixed or Folder ETA 1 week
Add westernmetal.ca to the pastebin or nah?
Wolverine planning on selling the last 400 CZ858s coming into the country next weekend. Last chance for a $1000 VZ58 type rifle for a long time.
/arg/ hangout edition
old thread >>29449513
First
Worst thread in /k/
>>29453846
neat
>>29453858
pls leave poorfag
Long-Legged Spaghetti Edition
Previous Thread: >>29433293
>Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z72C0zBMFs4
Long pegged drill hair edition
Goat Division edition
Old thread; >>29443823
>>29449513
Who is this goat?
>>29449520
Play Undertale.
"Last veteran of his WWII battle group marching alone in Memorial Day Parade."
>>29447808
jesus
who the fuck planned this march?
>>29447808
jesus christ /b/ GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD
AK General /akg/
Finnish Edition
Old thread here >>29427855
62 GodTier!
>>29446138
>he lives in the US
>he buys AKs even though they are as expensive as mid-tier ARs at this point
>>29446162
Sorry for the potato quality
pupper edition
old thread >>29439842
>>29443816
>>29443823
