Slags and banter edition
another crayon pop
>>59853304
Great patter
>>59852933
Why would the civil service cheer for a Tory victory?
lads
fags and fanta edition
alri lads
HOL D DOOR
HOLD THE LINE
>>59858331
Literally the first time I posted this.
Anyone else know old people in work who are really bitter because they've been there for donkeys years and never became a boss?
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36375672
I play ice hockey as it's the white mans sport
>>59856367
post rainbow socked boys
>>59858311
post profile
fuck off king
I like big tall Art Deco buildings, lads.
tryna get that money like I'm from the 80s
tryna get that money like I'm from the navy
eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCEUZ4rFiac
What is this, Britain?
>>59858380
These are runtposters.
>>59858384
>He faces 33 federal charges, including hate crimes, obstruction of religion and firearms offences.
that seems pretty minor compared to killing 9 fucking people
>>59858419
reminder that king was a bog sim gimmick
>>59858236
Reminder
>>59856367
do you have a way of getting them to sign the merch
otherwise I'm not interested
Reposting because I posted late
What's the worst lie you've ever told lads?
I was desperate for a job after uni after being unemployed for over a year so I casually mentioned in the interview that i speak Chinese when it come to the 'and what are your hobbies part'.
It was bullshit but for months people have asked 'oh wow that's so cool what's the word for ____?' so I've just been saying random noises.
I spent about a week trying to panic learn before relaising it was impossible.
Even though the chances are I'll never get called out on it it makes me uneasy that one day somebody could actually call my bullshit and I'd have told this massive intricate lie at work.
What should I do?
I know some lads are laughing but I've genuinely been saying like 'bing ming' and 'shee chow' etc.
Somebody asked me what bauble was the other day so I said how it's a borrowed word 'Ba-bul'.
Please help, memes aside
>>59858442
1 is fit, the other two are bangable but a bit off.
>>59858479
>>59858469
>It was bullshit but for months people have asked 'oh wow that's so cool what's the word for ____?' so I've just been saying random noises.
Ahh fucking kek. This is top quality autism right here, I hope it's true
>>59858469
You can always tell a reddit poster because they do double line spacing.
who /Ilkeston/ here?
>>59858230
fuck women seriously.
>>59858469
you could try learning basic chinese
might even be fun
ni hao anon
the gf
He literally was right about everything, and he knew it. The only person you can trust to control yourself, is yourself.
>>59858469
i recognize you
you're the lad who baited he was 28 stones yesterday night
can't fool me twice you nonce
>>59858590
I wasn't here yesterday and i have no idea what you're talking about
>>59858469
>Somebody asked me what bauble was
Deliberately obscure word, a foreigner wouldn't know off hand., they were testing you, you should have said you don't know- they know you're lying. If they ever bring it up just play it off like you were joking and it got out of hand.
>>59858469
This is cracking me up. Why on earth would you bullshit about something that's so easy to catch you out on?
>>59858469
Fucking LOL
Taper it down. Of course with a language you need to keep practising it or you will forget it. Just start to tell people you haven't been practising and have started forgetting stuff and just taper it down to the point where you don't really speak it anymore.
i think i heard someone imply some racism
not cool
fucking annoys me when kids get cheap (You)s off reddit-tier made up stories
it's just lazy
He literally was right about everything, and he knew it.
>>59858655
SNOWNIGGER
whats a good subreddit for screens of lefties/feminist being btfo? I always miss the /pol/ threads
it's not even about the (you)s
>>59858618
Fuck sake. This is exactly what I thought. I properly panicked and awkwardly shuffled too because it was just so fucking random.
I might just tell my boss tomorrow. It seems small but it keeps coming up and is making me paranoid. I'm also concerned people are starting to try and remember the random noises I make and jokingly use them as a bit of office fun and 'Look I know Chinese'.
There's an office of about 20 people currently talking gibberish for hello in Chinese.
>>59858560
JAMAL'D
Ice hockey is the Only white sport
Just remember this
Poleaboo asked for help, he wanted to get out of this hole but none of you leant a hand
You left him with no choice and forced him down this path
Remember to tell them all his story
He isn't a bad person
He's the product of bad people
>>59857930
>medieval christian ideals would consist of feudalism
no
read up on the investiture crisis and the struggle the Church fought against secular-feudal politics hoping to bring order to Europe
beyond that Communist and earlier Syndicalist theories are heavily based on the proposed Christian society presented in the Gospel of Luke/Acts of the Apostles, likewise again with God taken out of the picture though the same in function.
in early communism as well the structure of these groups was heavily focused upon similar apostolic/saintly figures, its a very charismatic belief system.
as for medevial Catholosism, it functioned in almost all ways as communist thinkers sought to model their building of communism after, officially it was disparate, charity was centralized, all people were equal (under God and the Church) and men could use this ti advance themsleves at the expence of massive "tax" support from the wider European community, creating many universities and turing the Catholic hierarchy into a conglomeration of the elite minds from across Europe even though they often lacked the secular social standing to succeed otherwise (being from poor families/being unlanded noble sons and so on)
it was meritocracy, the meritocracy Marx wanted to have again but this time devoid of the dogma, yet it fell apart for the exact same reason the dominance of the church did with the Reformation.
>>59858697
too big
won't fit in me mouth lad
Hitting 20 next month and starting to think I should stop frequenting this thread. What's the average age here?
>>59858703
post your pecker mate
>>59858699
strongman as well
tights
says ehre tights]
Why are Germans obsessed with Turks? Where does the link come from? WWI? Or importing Turk migrants at the end of WWII? Why are there so many Turks in Germany?
unironically starting to grow accustomed to the taste of red bull.
>>59858710
Engels literally said that Protestantism is the only reason Germany, Scandinavia, the USA, and the UK are successful. Because of Protestants, the people became autonomous agents capable of being bargained with and using their own willpower
>>59858626
Because some lad here was saying how impressed people were he spoke Chinese even though it was irrelevant to the job.
I'd also been unemployed for over a year and was pretty much submitting fradulent CVs massively over exaggerting my experience etc.
Out of all the lies it took to get the job that one line in the interview seems to have caused the most problems.
>>59858630
Good idea anon. I might just say I've given up and am slowly forgetting. Could take months though and I'll try to learn the basics so it's a bit more plausible.
>>59858755
>>59858731
20 here, been coming since i was like 17 though. As long as you spend less and less time here as you get older it shouldn't be a problem man
>>59858699
and sailing
cycling
every single winter sport
>>59858782
I'm not saying that Protestantism was a bad thing
the Reformation was very necessary as the Church had become impossibly corrupt
>>59858731
18/19. 21 is when is starts getting weird to post here I'd say and when most move on.
>>59858697
>not knowing hello is ni how.
Also watch the three kingdoms drama, it's great for learning bits of Chinese, especially "how how how" which is good good, and Chuggou which is "My Lord"
>>59858731
I'm 27.
>>59858781
black bull*
cheeki breeki
>>59858826
>21 is when is starts getting weird to post here
nope
poleaboo PLEASE post boidick
the gf
>>59858829
hao lad
ni hao
>>59858830
benzo addicted virgin?
>>59858731
26 and been on and off 4chan since I was 17.
Anyone watching this on BBC1?
Tragic really. People fucked over. Well and truly.
>Centre of western civilisation
>like 5 prayer places for shitskins
How does it feel to have one of the natural wonders of the white world catering extensively to terrorists?
so lads I've shagged some munters in my time right. Honestly, don't be nice or polite to them. They get attached so quickly. If you wonder why Chads are so horrible to girls it's for exactly that reason.
Be nice to a girl and they'll fall in love, make the intention clear and just shag them and never talk to them again.
I've had so many fucking munters follow where I go it's fucking annoying I want to hit on thin fit girls but oh look, there's a munter I've shagged trying to cockblock
holy shit im getting mad.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10303421
>>59858887
Hey, I'm a classy girl and that's not gonna change any time soon
You'll get a face pic before GT pic
>>59858897
You're half right!
Started taking hormones. Waiting to grow chebs now. Apparently I should see a greater effect than most transgirls because I'm only 18 atm and already quite fem looking.
>>59858822
sailing isn't that white
a lot of the best sailors come from warmer climates because it means they get more training time for less
You know that hole in the ground
We once called England
Is now called Londonistan, full of Indians
I don't like Red China
Should be dead by now
I hate the continent of Mexico,
I mean South America
>>59858731
doxxable info but honestly I did a strawpoll on the age of ppl here once and the average was about 22.
>>59858731
dw lad im 31
>>59858923
>I've shagged some munters in my time
Lisicki pls
>>59858901
>>Centre of western civilisation
>>like 5 prayer places for shitskins
>
>How does it feel to have one of the natural wonders of the white world catering extensively to terrorists?
>>59858885
Er yeah.
>>59858900
White flight is real.
>>59858766
Think they needed "guest workers" after WW2 and went with Turks. Everyone has their shitskin of choice, we have Pakis, French have Algerians, Sweden have Somalians, the Dutch have Moroccans etc.
Fun fact though, Helmut Kohl, the ex-chancellor of West Germany admitted to Thatcher he wanted to deport all those fucks because they never integrate. Shame it never happened.
taking a deep breath and weighing up my options
>>59858986
just giving the ppl here my advice and truth.
if you get so pissed you shagged a munter, don't be nice to them in the morning, just get out of there and fuck off.
>>59859014
FONT
>You've been Super Liked! Swipe to find out by whom.
Wew
reminder that im the official swedish poster of brit
binging again
>>59859096
>by whom
in english professor?
>>59859100
always a cuck
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p03txt5y/united-states-of-hate-muslims-under-attack
These hicks are full retards.
mum just said 'goodnight' and shut her door.
what did she mean by this?
What was the last question you guys had in an interview, need to prepare for Friday.
any of you lads go to any raves
the latest vice documentary has me wanting to go across the water and go to a rave in north wales
>>59858699
bowls
darts
skiing
>>59859052
we wanted to send all the algerians back in the 70s too but fucking mitterand naturalized them instead
biggest mistake in the entire country's history if I'm being honest
>>59859151
She wants to fuck
>>59859151
she's having a wank
>>59859085
you don't even managed to shag munters you welsh twat! you're in no position to give anyone advice on women
>>59859089
t. Granddad
Would you?
>>59859149
Rasheed
never been to a barbers in my life
im 26 and my mum is a hairdresser so shes always done it for me
moved away from home and really need to get my hair cut
what should I get lads, just ask for them to straighten it up or what?
>>59859100
ignore this guy hes a >hanrej
>>59859043
It's not just whites. There's people, minorities, 3rd, 4th gen., who worked to fit into those communities, fleeing also because of the influx of immigrants over the past 20 years.
>>59859164
>Could you please leave the building at once?
>>59858699
rowing
polo
lacrosse
have two exams I didnt study for tommorow
is an all nighter realistic
>>59859194
i've shagged munters la' trust
wish I didnt tho I want to be pure.
tfw mum still irons me underwear
>>59859237
Giving yourself a handjob doesn't count
>>59859164
Sorry lad, got all my jobs from nepotism.
underwear smells a bit septic like semen despite washing them for three hours
>>59859231
yes but expect a 2:2 at best.
>>59859198
She looks 15 m8
>>59859201
number 3 all around please
just tidy it up mate thanks
>>59858731
nearly 25 if i'm being tbqf lad
feeling like an old loveless dog haha x
>>59858894
*forces your head*
>>59859259
kek
is this the right thread
>mum yelled at me again
>>59859281
She's 18
>>59859151
My mum did this and then died in the night. Was pretty fucking sad, desu. Don't think I even turned my head to look at her.
>>59859303
you know what to do now
when it come it come a like a bludclot artattack
>>59859319
>>59859321
wew
>>59859309
I'm sorry anon.
Do you mind me asking what should died from? How old was she?
the other swede literally has a "cuck" folder with thousands of images with black cock and white women
and im the cuck?
stop triggering me you fucken cunts
>>59859303
you know what you must do
>>59859321
ASR?
>>59859276
they're oral speaking exams, french and irish
how to memorise foreign languages lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58l9a6y6Rkc
first comment on this teleprojection killed me la
>>59859341
he meant bone her bro! take a chill pill man haha
>>59859198
lynch it? yeah
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36375672
wew lids
would visit /r9k/ to see the meltdown if this happened
>>59859164
unironically "why do you want to work here?"
Have a look through the job description and think of examples of when you've used those skills they want
>>59859303
you know what your course of action must be
>>59859353
She was 45, and it was a burst brain aneurysm.
I need to get my brain scanned at some point to check if I have any. The NHS won't do it unless more people in my family die of it, so I need to go private.
Not sure if I want to know, desu. It's like having a ticking time bomb in your brain.
>>59853338
>Yorkie
Can somebody explain this candy to me? We got them in our MRE's during the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Why is it not for girls?
>>59859384
>tfw unironically talking to an a-level tier babby
pls don't respond to me.
just realised i have a big nose lads
>>59859391
edgy
might slip a cheeky finger in the sister's arse tonight
>>59859422
no i'm just a spastic doing language courses in a further education centre
>>59859389
>bro
come home burger man
>>59859430
thanks
>>59859433
bit gay
*cucks you with yourself*
>>59859385
ugh, you made watch a PJW video
don't ever do that again
>just realised i have a big nose lads
>just realised i have a big nose lads
>>59859508
cyrano
>>59859426
I've got a girly nose.
>>59859451
not to belittle your course however.
do you ever think about Dijibrils and Cisses out in Africa of whom can speak like 6+ languages better than you?
>>59859426
do you have any french ancestry lad
raawr :3
thoughts on ego?
just realised i have a small willy lads
>>59859426
pinocchio down under
>>59859451
Not being funny lad but you can't learn a language in a night.
I've been taking portuguese as an extra language this year though and by best advice is to:
>1. find some Irish/French podcasts to listen to, and have them playing as long as you can
>2. Make sure you actually know all the grammar rules you been taught
>3.Do a 'vocab sweep' on all the material you've been given this year and make a note of the words you don't recognise
>>59859548
not a fan
just realised im gay lads
>>59859548
my favourite ghostbuster
>>59859531
shave yourself
before you wreck yourself
cunt
>>59859584
post boipussy
>>59859538
yeah my nan was apparently at least part french according to my dad
Are swastikas illegal in the UK? I don't think they are? Should I put mine up?
>>59859531
nice 15 year old tier facial hair
Girl sent a message 2 hours ago:
>Hey baby, I have bad news
Didn't tell me what it was, and now she's not answering my messages
Women eh?
>>59859550
whats the size then?
>>59859584
ungay yourself lad
>>59859548
it likes me a whole lot
>>59859619
>>59859596
Facial hair isn't my strong point.
>>59859621
literally doing it for attention
women are scum
>>59859628
2 and a half inches hard
don't you just hate swedes trying to be english?
>>59859621
We /pregnant/ now
>>59859602
have faith
you might not have jewish blood
>>59859655
I don't hate anyone mate, I'm not small minded
>>59859654
haha lol
planning on gaining some weight
Who /allahuakbar/ here?
>>59859649
what is one of your strong points?
go back to r9k, stupid frog poster
>a ""healthy looking"" tan
>>59859724
my way with words
my superior diction and vast intellect, if you will
Sister keeps going on about Pepe memes. Also she walks around the house saying "Damn, Daniel". Concerned
>>59859531
cute
>>59858462
there are a lot of cucked lefty 'men' that do the same as the women in those pictures. Have you ever been to college or uni? It's absolutely rampant with them.
>>59859724
Everything else.
watching
himoneta to Iu Gainen ga Sonzai Shinai Taikutsu na Sekai desu lads
don't reply to the proxy la
>>59859751
>>59859674
i don't have a hooked nose like jews do, it has a bump in it but it doesn't point down
so this is trending on twatter
who else /eats biscuits whole, in one bite/ here?
>>59859769
would you do it all again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42Ev3tJWZjs
>tfw you will never sail over the dogger bank on a proper ju-be-ju
lads quick question
if you're talking to a girl and it's kind of dull just because you're sick and cannot be bothered replying/conversing, is it better to kind of kill the convo or continue to drag it out?
I ended up intentionally killing just with something she couldn't really reply to simply so that I could resume it later when I have some enthusiasm so at worst the convo was a bit dull rather than like holy fuck why is he still speaking just stop
>>59859816
get the fuck out of here you savage cretin
I'm a soldier of allah
>>59859814
>so it's the muslims fault that people are choosing to move out
well yeah?
I got seven Mac-11's, about eight .38's. Nine 9's, ten Mac-10's the shits never end. You can't touch my riches. Even if you had MC Hammer and them 357 bitches
>>59859833
start talking about the jews, usually works for me
help me create a new meem
>>59859848
its the only sure fire way of not getting crumbs la
>>59859814
>>59859861
of course it is
not like those people are adverse to alcohol consumption or public display of affection with your wife
or your wife not wearing a headrag
or a thousand other things
>gf traveling to UK without me w/ her hoe best friend
RIP :(
>>59859909
>socks
binned
*nasheed intensifies*
>>59859816
You wanna know something that's weird?
I can't just bite and crunch away at biscuits because the crunch 'goes through me' sort of like a shiver up my spine, like nails on a chalk board.
Instead of biting I'll break it off by pushing either up or down and then slowly bite by which point my saliva has broken it down to the point where it's not really crunchy anymore.
>>59859924
fuck off racist
go to /pol/ with that shit
we don't tolerate that kind of fuckery around these parts
>>59859904
take it, friend
>>59859861
No, not just Muslims. There was one guy, 5th generation immigrant and a Muslim who was annoyed with the drastic changing demographics in the area because the community he was part of was incredibly fractured.
why do so many frogs post in here? fuck off pierre
>>59859904
suck on a lemon
>>59859950
*rasheed intensifies*
The girl I'm courting will 100% hate my friends even if I can disguise what I'm actually like.
But she's really pretty..
What do? I clearly won't be able to keep up the delusion forever.
She'll realise I'm actually a degenerate with degenerate friends when she eventually has to meet them..
>>59859766
Yeah I have. Those men though are a direct result of the feminising of our society.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF_uOgyBK1c
oldie but godlikie
The Swedish race is chosen by God. We are messengers of God here on earth. To become a real Swede, you must either convert to Svenskendom or born of a real Swedish mother.
>>59859924
wow racist much?
i live in a sheltered white neighbourhood and i can tell you that nonwhites are all great people to live with, try to be more understanding you white cis scum shitlord
>>59859962
That is weird LOL
>>59859816
you got a purty mouth on you, boy
>>59859999
check'd
reading about the Black Panthers
cool guys - might black up tomorrow
>>59859999
let her go
>>59859999
what is she like and what are they/you actually like
>>59859979
Because our general is the best general on /int/
>>59859941
LONDON
>>59859924
>public display of affection with your wife
FONT
FUCK OF DEGENERATE
>>59860024
friar
just got this on snapchat
>>59860012
kek
most muslims i know are nice tbf but if they were more the mob mentality would lead them to take over for sure
the arabs i dislike are chavy but they are not the dangerous ones long term
>>59860034
They are retards to think they could survive without White America
>>59860048
I like drugs and getting shitfaced, she likes early nights and none of those things.
>>59860034
Wakanda represent
>>59860015
But yet I have no problem eating toast or crackers. I see biscuits as a different crunch.
Never told anyone this and typing it out I realise how fucking strange it is.
>>59860083
what do you mean by this
