crayon pop edition
she wants a man from brum
>Text her
>Get a one word reply
haha lads might kill myself haha jokes but seriously hate myself right now hahaha
>>59850393
more like crayon poop
*bellyslides into the thread in search of fish and the lads*
Have you lads ever thought about jumping from a super high building?
asking for a friend hahaha
Business idea:
>Move to some African shithole and become the warlord of my very own criminal organisation.
Pretty solid plan desu.
>>59850435
it's alright lad
big picture she is nothing
me and the lads
>Gay Village, Manchester
Hahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Ha
Hahaha
maisie
lads
Anybody got any Veras?
>>59850454
me on the left
new callum aka westmidfatty
Kyary
Racist scum off our streets
Lads anyone here ever get their stone island badge stolen off their jumper at school?
CAN'T DOG THE MOGG
>>59850474
big picture she's the only girl who ever expressed an interest in me and now she doesn't even want to reply to my texts
>>59850424
>>59850424
>>59850424
>>59850424
>>59850424
>>59850424
>>59850424
>>59850424
was about two days into the five weeks of no internet before i got over the lack of /brit/
easy peasy
>>59850469
every time i get close to the edge i have this urge to jump
don't know why desu i'm not even suicidal
>>59850526
haha just be yourself mate
>>59850505
haaahaahahahaha fuck he looks like crabbe from harry potter
>>59850525
>le epic posh tory xDDD
evening, reddit
>Ethnic minority votes will swing it for remain.
>No one seems to be horrified if you point this out
>Several news sources are actually PLEASED with this fact
>>59850544
>>59850496
LAAAAAAAVLEY
>>59850537
What an awful time that was
>>59850517
I never earned that one
>>59850559
Bloody left wing scum.
future gf just asked me to see the new X-men movie lads
hate superhero "movies" but i'm going to go anyway because she is qt
>>59850575
got any salmon?
>>59850542
haha do you own a length of rope i can borrow? haha
>>59850525
he believed the free trade meme though
>Gay Village, Birmingham
Hahahahahahahahaha
Wtf
Hahaha
>>59850565
i guess minorities are more british than native brits uh
and by british i mean things that specifically align with mmy own political views
Imagine having your own Aoa gf lads
>>59850635
free trade isn't a meme
was told by a 4/10 girl today that I have an 'angelic' face, what did she mean by this
is she calling me gay?
Have mods fixed Fallout 4 yet
>There are still lads who don't use regional flags.
Utter fucking melts t b h (to be honest).
hold the door
>>59850666
a fallen angelic face more like
ho ho ho
need a shag tbqphwymf
keep a look out
the janny is about!
https://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-12566606.html
canny stop laughing ahahaha this is so terrible im such a fiend
>>59850635
The EU is prohibiting free trade from happening.
>>59850353
Never read Catch 22?
It's got a pretty interesting chapter where an Italian guy is talking about how winning a war seems to be the worst thing you can do for your country
>>59850676
autism
greenlander thread it is.....
>>59850682
haha you cheeky so-and-so!
>>59850676
>reddit flags
feck off
>>59850682
waheyyy
hoe the dor
>>59850675
yeah got a great grass mod
>>59850658
fuck off danish cuck
JAAAANNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Where hte fuck is scotland
>Walking along this public footpath every morning
>Every so often this young blonde bitch is walking her pug
>It fucking charges at everybody, the slag won't put it on a leash
>Hyper pug makes cyclists have to swerve, runs and pounces at you
>Careless slag seems to think it's just a bit of fun and doesn't even apologise
Well today I shouted at her, "put your dog on a leash bitch"
You will NEVER be as alpha as me, lads.
>>59850654
i would suck her cock every morning desu
>>59850676
>reddit flags
>>59850732
didnt read
designated shirt-lifting villages
New
>>59850560
>>59850560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK7DRJx9nbU
Couldn't we do more trade deals if we left the EU?
Like if we wanted to have a trade deal with China tomorrow we could have one without the EU saying "Whooa hold on let me ask these latvian potato farmers their opinion".
hodor
Is there any way to get this more viral? Fell pretty helpless http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3606210/Teenage-boy-blinded-one-eye-four-suffered-burns-strangers-threw-acid-waited-train.html
>>59850732
>leash bitch
FOY
>>59850723
everything i hoped for
>>59850724
you're the cuck
>muh welsh steelworkers
>>59850732
>leash
stopped reading right there
Checking out your "beautiful" country on Google Earth lads
Where should I visit next?
>>59850754
Nobody cares paki
When I first started coming here I hated it, but I kept on coming because this place intrigued me. Now the only thing that puts a smile on my face or laughter in my soul are bantering with the cyber lads and getting (you)'s.
Really contemplating suicide desu.
>>59850353
We shouldn't have shown mercy to the krauts after the war, we should have left them at the mercy of the russkies and then there would be no EU, there would be no immigration crisis, and there would be nobody who wants to subjugate our nation to the krauts who we defeated in TWO world wars (and one world cup).
>>59850536
>>59850549
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HA
heh
>>59850728
conspicuous by his absence
i've got egg on my face
listening to the songs my gf is sending me to listen to chill out to since i'm stressed haha
bit of Jefferson Airplane. very 'Nam.
Do you lads think that you'll still be posting on 4Chan in your 50ties
Good grief I'm lonely!
>>59850764
Reminder that Cassette boy is a leftist on Channel 4s payroll.
>>59850676
fuck off tripflags
Dog is doing my FUCKING HEAD IN! Won't leave me alone.
Just fuck off.
>>59850811
the last post I saw him make was that he wanted to get hit by a bus
very worried
>>59850771
>>59850782
le epic XD
>>59850806
good post
>>59850353
>trusting Yanks
>ever
>>59850813
why, dude?
>>59850831
God no
JUST
>>59850806
But there would be a massive USSR
listening to blade runner ost. shit i want to live in a futuristic shithole.
fat fucking autistic mug blew a gasket at me in the street earlier
seemed to have a problem with my dog yipping and a-yapping and a-merrily tip-tapping
galumphing to and fro to greet our neighbours as we go
>>59850845
tell it to fuck off
>>59850525
>>59850780
>muh black bull fucking my wife
this is you
>>59850860
just been eating an omelette
>>59850849
uh oh...
>>59850490
Holy shit, she looks borderline fuckable.
>>59850872
>Social grade: ABC1 C2DE
Explain
Haven't messaged the internet gf in a while
>>59850769
Go to reddit
>>59850889
*hey there delilah starts playing*
>>59850859
>It was in Algiers that the beginning of Powell's distrust of the United States began. After socially mixing with American military officials that he met and exploring their cultural views of the world, he became convinced that one of America's covert war aims was to destroy the British Empire. Writing home on 16 February 1943, Powell stated: "I see growing on the horizon the greater peril than Germany or Japan ever were... our terrible enemy, America...."[6]:75 Powell's suspicion of the anti-British Empire demeanor of the U.S.A. Government's foreign policy continued for the remainder of the war and into his subsequent post-war political career. He cut out and retained an article from the New Statesman magazine published on 13 November 1943 in which the American writer and diplomat Clare Boothe Luce said in a speech that Indian independence from the British Empire would mean that the "USA will really have won the greatest war in the world for democracy".
Fucking yanks
>>59850918
clever clogs want to Remain, chav thickos want to Leave
>>59850872
You can literally see the effects of propaganda in our education system.
>>59850769
That you lad?
>>59850699
Yes, I agree. Not using regional flags is pretty autistic.
>>59850707
>feck
Just ashamed you're from Poorthern Ireland?
>>59850742
Hehehe I'll just call it reddit because I can't actually refute him.
Kill yourself, my man.
>>59850843
Fuck off you dumb, non-flag scum.
>Experiencing interruptions?
I recently started inadvertently using /brit/ language in my texts with my mum and now I got these two messages from her:
>looking forward to Friday tbqh
>ok, I'm going to sleep, good night lad haha
It's all your fault lads soon she will be telling me when she does a poo.
>>59850831
>50ties
:///////////////////////////
>>59850995
hot
>>59850872
good cucks, let rasheeds, women and kids force you to stay :^)
![_80969645_sirpa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BcW0Pul.jpg "_80969645_sirpa[1].jpg")
IT WAS ACCEPTABLE IN THE 80S
IT WAS ACCEPTABLE AT THE TIIIIIIIME
>Fucked over by the uni who gave in to external pressures
>Persecuted by the Police and courts
>Can't get a job due to criminal record
hmmm, I wonder if this will make me more or less likely to become a Jihadi?
FUCK
>>59850806
Germany would have likely had an uprising eventually like Hungary did in that case, and unlike the Budapest uprising Germany would have had a fair chance
>>59851002
getting a bit mouthy, are we?
>>59850977
regional flags are copied from Reddit you dozy twat
>>59851048
How do you know this?
help?
>>59850538
this 2bh
Kind of the idea of "I could end this right now and not even have to think about it"
>>59851028
Ah yes these must be those famous immigrant doctors the NHS relies on I've been hearing so much about.
>>59851023
Poleaboo, end it all. You are not loved.
>>59850918
>ABC1
Uni education, affluent, no calluses on hands and plenty of disposable income
>C2DE
Goes to work in trackies.
being really mean to someone in the hope he stops talking to me for a week or 2
>>59851080
okay
Tremble enemies of the French
>>59851048
the correct term is "flair"
got to the point where talking to her actually makes me feel like shit and when I stop talking to her I get a wave of relief
I think it's time to stop talking to her
>>59850831
With my awful diet, sedentary lifestyle and smoking I doubt I'll make it through my 40s tbqh
Positivists ever talk in s-
Uch an epic style as D-WK-NS
Creeds are nought and M-N is all
Spell Him with a capital.
>>59851117
not a coincidence that ABC1 votes remain whereas C2DE votes leave
ever done anything illegal lads?
don't worry i won't tell...
>>59851129
gonna start using this
Normazoid colleagues keep pestering me to buy Overwatch, dunno how to get them to fuck off
really want a man from brum lads
>>59851080
I need somebody
>>59851209
are you sure >>59850505
>>59850966
No I can just tell that they're going to get away with it
>>59851190
*draws a crude map to lead you to the bodies*
Why are intelligent and wealthy British more likely to be pro-eu?
>>59851198
someone said they were downloading overwatch earlier and I asked if it was a film
I'm right out of the loop when it comes to games now
Not a lefty or anything, but fuck Jeremy H(C)unt truly looks like an alien wearing a slightly too small for him human costume. Or an archaic automaton. My point being he looks like uncomfortable all the time.
>>59851228
changed my mind, want a man from surrey now desu
>>59851247
Just another normie bait Blizzard game
This one is a FPS
>>59851244
because they can use the unelected EU government to push regulations that help their businesses
>>59851244
because they get cheap immigrant labourers
Would LOVE (love) to blow a load all over Cara's face 2bh
>>59850889
are you antenna on dogsonacid.com
>>59851244
Wealthy people benefit from driving down the wages of the plebs of course. A is like billionaire tier and B is millionaire.
Why are know-it-alls and posh gits more likely to be pro-eu?
*slavs*
Lads, my heart still picks up the pace when I see she's text me. Is that normal?
>>59851190
Smoked a few weeds back in the day
literally cummed on my gf's face on saturday :)
never done that before, she said my spunk was salty haha
>>59851323
How do you explain C1?
>>59851190
been convicted of:
>possession of cannabis with intent to supply
>possession of cocaine
>driving otherwise than accordance with a license
>driving without insurance
>taking a motor vehicle without the consent of the owner
>criminal damage
>>59851244
i'd say a mixture of less likely to be negatively affected by wage depression and wealthy British tend to spend more time in Europe/abroad generally so feel more of a connection with Europe than mateyboy who's never left thanet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFs5nqPX3OA
>>59850453
More like stfu, stop invading my safe space you white, cis gender bigot.
>>59850393
POP POP
CRAYON POP
>>59851352
good lad sticking his chin out
>>59851244
also attractive and well-travelled. tends to be ugly xenophobic pikeys wanting out desu
>>59851190
Fucking kids. Let's just say I'm a BBC personality.
>>59851365
Oh dear lad. That's no good.
If you're going to commit crimes, only ever commit one at a time.
bf came on my face on saturday
his spunk was so salty eww yuk xp
Why are thickos on benefits and minimum wage more likely to vote Leave? is it because their lack of intelligence means they can be easily duped by shysters like Boris and Nige?
>>59851190
nope
apart from class A and B drug use
want to play overwatch, destiny and uncharted
should i get a ps4
>>59851357
AB will be like 90% in, so they drive up the grouped average
>>59851323
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NRS_social_grade#The_grades
>>59851190
>misdemeanor possession of marijuana
>assault
>misdemeanor possession of marijuana
turn 18
>1. concealed weapon violation (handgun)
>2. misdemeanor possession of marijuana
>3. possession of alcohol under 21
>>59851190
I do plenty of illegal shit but I've only been convicted (later it was overturned) for not showing up in court.
>>59851365
so are you unemployable for life now
>>59851190
I pee in the pool
>>59851320
no but she sounds handsome
cant be doing with restaurant staff though especially ones who spend all day breathing in carbon monoxide
>>59851365
>licence
foy
Moving to Edinburgh for work. What do I need to know to survive in this new environment?
Do people in Edinburgh drink more than in London?
Lads where in the UK can I get a qt Korean gf? Not ugly chinks or nips, I'm talking about the best of them all; KOREANS.
>>59851443
destiny is an overrated grindfest imo
Did switch over from my old xbox 360 and like the ps4 I have now though
>>59851443
>want to play [fps]
>should i get a [console]
kys you utter melt
how much will 10 quid get me?
laddos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygGw_zo_W8A
reminder
Reminder that Brexit means Britain will be more open to future kpop trade.
>>59851506
about 10,000 pence
>>59851468
no all the convictions are expired now so i don't have to declare them. i probably couldn't get a job with children or anything with an advanced criminal record check
>>59851468
Nah, at most about 5 years.
Employer checkable criminal records only last for 5 years after conviction, IIRC.
>>59851506
5 freddos
>>59851486
watch your back boyo
anyone want to bring me food
haven't moved out of bed yet
>>59851443
Destiny was pretty lame, like Halo 1 if that was your thing but I hated that even more
Shit life indicators:
>being raised in a city
>cannabis use
>old parents
>fussy eaters
>>59851190
Got done for misdemeanour theft while I was in the states
All charges got dropped though wahey
Why does the leftist norgay poster post here?
>>59851488
koreans are worst of all
Getting weird cramps in my foot and between my thumb and index finger
>>59851486
Drink more and eat more lad. And what they eat is complete shit. Mums literally feed their wee babies Irn Bru and Deep Fried Marsbars, which is still better than their tit milk which has 40% alcohol content.
>>59851567
ERM NO HAHA
>>59851567
*sends up supper in the dumb waiter*
>>59851507
good song, thanks
>>59851460
>possession of alcohol under 21
>land of the """"free""""
Honestly, what's wrong with me?
>>59851385
fantastic post
>>59851599
because you give him (you)s
>>59851587
Fussy eaters are the worst.
>>59851603
Fuck off weeb cunt.
err lads? got a bit of a problem here
I got a glass of water with some ice cubes in, left it for a while, the ice has melted but the water level hasn't gone up?
>>59851498
>>59851572
I like Destiny tbqh, playing it now
>>59851660
global warming
Why do employers get all uppity about gaps in your work history?
Maybe I just didn't feel like working during that time mind your own fucking business.
This general has went straight to the shitter.
>>59851674
*tosses your resume into the trash*
>>59851670
What's your PSN name? I'll add you and we can play together
didn't know destiny was an fps. don't like them. that's off the list.
>>59851631
you are a dumb waiter
HAHA
59851385
fuck off
>>59851696
>straight to the shitter.
wew
long time no see
>>59851660
bet the jews did this one
I
Eat slugs, Malfoy!
>>59851647
Oh you're still in the thread. Nice to see ya
>>59851696
>>59851674
just fill it with made up shit
[[WARNING]]
Extremely Volatile Jam!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nby7DoM8rE
I have a fat fetish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ9ys8zzX9w
It puts the lotion on it's skin..
>>59851611
B..But point nr 2: Food lover's dream
http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/16/10-reasons-edinburgh-is-the-best-city-in-the-uk-4800463/
>>59851715
won't tolerate this bullying much longer
>>59851718
I've not posted here since I got a bf, a life and a job.
/fit/ is my main board now :^)
had a chinky bird cracking on to me earlier but they do nothing for me at all so I gave her the fuckoff
felt a bit guilty cuz I know you lot love them
>>59851696
>went
HAHAHAHA you daft fucking cunt. It's never not been in the shitter. Confirmed for newfag trying to fit in.
>>59851815
lucky sod
>>59851815
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
keep telling yourself that
>>59851704
hold on I need to figure out how to hide my real name first
>feel like I just got home from work
>already have to start getting ready for bed so I can get up at 06:15 tomorrow and actually function
tired of this 'being an adult' meme
/brit/ had a severe nosedive in quality right after the GE.
Wonder why?
would quite like if all koreans and germans were killed
>>59850878
Can t*rks get Hong Kong visas easily? Try there.
>>59851750
Who is this dashing young man
>>59851822
bet you don't even know who Craven is.
Pat-a-cake pat-a-cake baker's man was going mental with the 9p bags in mozzers this evening, absolutely stuffing them.
Felt obliged to also go mental and buy them all.
>>59851819
that's just cruel
asian women are loyal godesses who would never do you wrong, and they are better than white pigs by a mile.
>>59851853
you mean during the GE and straight freefall after
>>59851815
Where did you find your bf? Been looking for one myself.
brb, playing video games
>>59851845
Aight
>>59851852
heh, sleep tight wagie!
boiling a yank to make some soap
>>59851853
Miliband and Clegg, the Meme Patrons of Britain were destroyed.
