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At this point nige knew he'd fucked it edition
she want a man from brum
Oggy Oggy Oggy!
Boris Johnson would be a based Prime Minister.
lads
too bloody right
working on a new gimmick
multiculturism t b h
Toon 4U lads
Any Smiths fans recognize the video throw back?
https://youtu.be/KRbWBONZKTI
Need a new TV series to watch.
Was planning on watching Marseille but the IMDB rating has truly slumped recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W79BLVp5p0Y
just me and the waifu lads
Kek'd
Reminder the EU hates democracy.
>The President of the unelected executive arm of the European Union (EU) has vowed to block all right wing populists from power across the continent, shortly after acquiring the power to exert “far-reaching sanctions” on elected governments.
>“There will be no debate or dialogue with the far-right,” the liberal bureaucrat told AFP.
>Mr. Junker’s definition of “far right” is somewhat broad, noted by him previously describing Hungary’s conservative president, Viktor Orbán, as a “fascist.”
>The Commission can now trigger a “rule of law mechanism” (Article 7 TEU) against nations it perceives as deviating from “the common constitutional traditions of all Member States.” Ultimately, “far-reaching sanctions” can be exerted, and a country can be stripped of all voting rights in the EU and have funding blocked.
>However, the backlash has already begun against the new, explicitly anti-democratic EU powers. Hungary’s Victor Orbàn has vowed to help Poland fight the Commission, and other Eastern, Visegrad nations are likely to join the growing coalition.
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/05/24/eu-vows-use-new-powers-block-elected-far-right-populists-power/
Opiate highs are second to none.
Bit shit when you go too far though and just want to sleep.
Sex is amazing too. Not only does it feel like heaven, you can go all fucking night.
>>59848205
hahnrei
>>59848211
Rome
>>59848063
Why is the EU so determined to start another world war?
Woah I didn't know John Milton was a metalhead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQcAvJaJz_w
still waiting for that transphobic cunt to post a pic of himself laughing
>>59848211
The Americans
>>59848198
Boris Johnson, who once wrote and spoke eloquently in favour of Turkish membership of the EU, said only three years ago: ‘I’m probably about the only politician I know of who is actually willing to stand up and say that he’s pro-immigration.’
He has also called for an amnesty for illegal immigrants.
This raises the question of whether a Britain outside the EU, perhaps even hungrier than now for cheap labour to sustain its economic growth, would be any more willing or able to introduce real limits on immigration than it is now.
Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3602912/MAIL-SUNDAY-COMMENT-Brexiteers-logic-begins-crumble.html#ixzz49OPbPS2w
>>59848226
Is there a nigs only mod? I wonder if they'd pull that down.
>>59848179
oi oi oi
(You're nicked sunshine)
>>59848205
verpiss dich uezs
>>59848214
ive read that the darkness in the past couple of >seasons fuck off yank is meant to convey the approach of winter, since adding snow to every set is too expensive
>>59848211
ITV weather
>>59848253
I feel like I've seen this post before, about 2 or 3 years ago
Me the cat
>>59848277
Kind of. They mention it in that article. There's a mod that allows to choose to be all niggers. It's "being looked into".
Too many cute lasses walking about in bigger towns
Don't like it one bit
Need to separate the day into uggo hours and qt hours
>music festival coming up on friday
>come down with a chest infection on sunday
>now have chest infection, tonsillitis, headaches, diarrhea, vomiting & mouth ulcers
>called in to work sick yesterday and today
ive paid for my ticket so i need to go, it probably looks shit enough to my boss though, i asked for 3 days off for the festival so ill have missed 7 days of work before im back.
>>59848269
My type of bloke tbqh
>>59848226
YES YES YES YES
>>59848307
hi trump please mention finland please
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/britain-first-muslim-elected-officials_uk_574352c4e4b0e71ef36d9617?edition=uk&b52pke8u54myousor
>Britain First has announced it is to launch a “direct action campaign against Muslim elected officials” targeting “where they live, work, pray”.
>The militant, far-right group says politicians such as Sadiq Khan and Sajid David would now be classed as “occupiers” intent on taking over the UK.
>>59848253
Stop reposting shit from 2 or 3 years ago.
1 2 3
1 2 3 3
1 2 3
1 2 3 3
>>59848329
Is that the Chemical Brothers /LCD Soundsystem festival?
>>59848326
I know what you mean
I need to find out where all the 4/10s hang out
>>59848269
>Brexiteers all think this way and believe in this thing
>>59848295
I reckon it's so they didn't have to hire a lighting director and crew
>>59848319
cute
>>59848211
Bates Motel
Anyone able to buy drink for me at the /Brit/ meetup in June?
Lost my ID ;)
>>59848375
I was directly replying to a post that said boris Johnson would be a goos prime minister you absolute fucking spanner twat
>>59848352
>huffington post
ah yes
>>59848352
>direct action
They going to walk into a mosque again?
good lord i hope i succeed in my quest for employment soon
Poleaboos dreaming ends
Your nightmare begins
>>59848387
R U 18?
>>59848200
The one thing that lefties say I truly hate. The professionalising of the political service is the thing that actually made democracy viable for the working class to get involved in. Would they really prefer for it to go back to a time when politicians weren't paid, and thus only the rich could do it?
Does my fucking nut in desu.
"finlan"
>>59848319
*Tony Hawk's underground instincts kick in*
got high blood pressure lads
i'm pro-immigration
would just like to see immigration controlled and the numbers balanced to a smaller more appropriate level.
also an immigration system based on qualification and merit would be top-tier. especially for doctors and the like. oh and they would have to speak english, and not expect any kind of benefits for at least the first five years, and can't bring in more than two children with them.
so yes i am pro-immigration to a degree
>slags that watermark their nude pics
>>59848337
Finland!!!
>>59848440
>The one thing that lefties say I truly hate. The professionalising of the political service is the thing that actually made democracy viable for the working class to get involved in. Would they really prefer for it to go back to a time when politicians weren't paid, and thus only the rich could do it?
>
>Does my fucking nut in desu.
I too, am developing my very own gimmick.
>>59848454
>i'm pro-immigration
>>59848403
he's insecure because he's knows his political opinion is retarded and now sticks to it on faith like an SNP supporter after being comprehensively proved wrong several times
>>59848370
no that's electric picnic (great festival btw) but that isn't on till september. this is the gig im going to
My house
>>59848410
If you clicked the link your see they're reporting on a press release
Get annoyed sometimes with runts like you who dismiss everything because of which news site its off without even clicking the link
https://www.britainfirst.org/press-release-britain-first-to-target-muslim-elected-officials-in-direct-action-campaign/
>an immigration system based on qualification and merit would be top-tier. especially for doctors and the like.
of those who feel that britain might be great
How much codeine would someone normally take to get high?
I believe in a thing called love
>>59848378
yeah well i think youre a fucking cuck alright
look at your blazer for starters
youve got an actual briefcase
your shoes are clumpy, your hairs a bit gay, and that badge!
i mean the badge alone
>>59848534
do you disagree?
>>59848488
So every post that doesn't sound like the ravings of a retarded mong gets fedoraposted now? Not a fan of this gimmick desu.
tights
how many of you have NEVER stepped foot outside before
>>59848502
me with the leaf blower
>>59848564
Yes.
>>59848534
>>59848454
wouldn't that just create a new upper-class consisting entirely of brown people?
literally what's happening here except they use their money/power to bring in their entire hometowns as well
>>59848572
never even left the hospital i was born in lad
>>59848433
Hahah of course I just look younger;)
Do you have a problem with younger boys?:P
>>59848572
i am still nourished via umbilical cord
>>59848520
Haven't heard of any of those acts
Suggestions on any to try?
Just you wait lads! My gimmick is going to be the greatest gimmick on this general. Can't wait until it's unveiled desu.
>>59848552
I'm a prefect and you can't talk to me like that
>>59848572
Longest I went without leaving my house was 2 years.
>>59848586
good post
>>59848572
I'm outside right now
got called demented in greggs the other day
>>59848524
don't really care about the article desu just pointing out the huffington post is a cancerous media
Ah yes very impressive.
>watched this week's GoT
>The actress girl's tits gave me the feel
just want to feel another human tbqh
>>59848561
Cyber nat tier
>>59848572
am wheelchair bound so
>>59848572
me
I'm quite adept at levitation
ground is dirty and i don't want to touch it
>>59848588
Why's that?
>>59848608
Canada's immigration system is alri 2bh. a lot better than ours anyway. and it's a decent country too, memes be fucked.
>>59848629
*pulls on your tie*
prefect that nobhead
Wait there isn't anyone here that is unironically voting Bremain is there?
>>59848655
GO BRADFORD
>>59848655
Its not included here but northern Ireland is the most pro eu region
Business idea: remove all activity of government besides regulatory, monitoring and advisory roles.
>>59848717
yes, just to spite you
ray peacock more like rapey cock lol
>hold the door
what did he mean by this?
>>59848608
>>59848699
>wouldn't that just create a new upper-class consisting entirely of brown people?
Yes, it would. It would also prevent some white people from achieving those ranks of the upper-class, since a brown doctor would be taking their place.
There are so many Indians on the Earth, that all the doctors in the UK can be replaced by Indian doctors, imported from India. That doesn't help the British
>>59848655
business idea: kill the welsh and scottish
*flies solo to Scotland in an attempt to negotiate peace with the UK*
>>59848715
*takes off my badge*
*pocket rapes you*
*puts my badge back on*
What's the greatest jape you've ever pulled lads? I once convinced the boys that I turned into black guy hahaha, jape of the fucking century desu.
>>59848699
naw we are kind of fucked in the long term
really the best we can hope for is that our diversity is SO high that it sort of balances itself out into some moderately comfortable soup, that or some white nationalist separatist movements
>>59848717
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>Vote Leave is hoping to secure the backing of British Asians by telling them that if Britain quits the EU, it will mean more immigration from elsewhere in the world.
>The official Out campaign is drawing up leaflets aimed at Punjabi, Hindi and Urdu speakers arguing that a British exit from the EU would help to stem the flow of Eastern Europeans into the UK — allowing more incomers from Commonwealth countries to take their place.
>Saqib Bhatti, a board member for Vote Leave, said English-language leaflets had been sent out to Muslim voters, while others in different languages were set to follow. The pamphlets argue that people with EU passports can just “walk in” to Britain.
>“South Asian immigrants have ancestors who fought in the world wars, they sacrificed a lot, they speak the language, they have the skills, they are well educated,” said Mr Bhatti. “But they find it hard to come in compared to other individuals from Europe who may not speak the language, understand the culture or have the skills.”
>The leaflets also emphasise the increasingly far-right tinge to politics in Slovakia, Hungary, Austria, Germany and Denmark. “We don’t want them influencing our laws and our policies,” said Mr Bhatti. He also said a leaflet from the rival Conservative In campaign promised to stop non-EU families from coming to Britain.
https://next.ft.com/content/94adcefa-1dd5-11e6-a7bc-ee846770ec15
couple man chasing papers, couple man chasing status
couple man chasing dreams, at 19 i was chasing payments
>>59848721
Why? Isn't Northern Ireland very right wing?
lads how do i avoid paying tax on shares?
>>59848721
>3% of UKIP voters wish to remain in the EU
Poleaboo is glad others share his political views
>>59848794
lmfao did you have that saved in a pastebin
>>59848780
shite gimmick
*flies solo to Scotland in an attempt to commit rape of nanking part 2 with my katana*
>>59848777
*rips off your shirt pocket*
*offers you a hug as penance*
*suddenly shoves you mid hug and you trip over >>59848715 who is crouched behind you*
who /absolute roadman/ here?
>>59848794
Fucked my pasta up lads but you get the idea
>>59848803
They get loads in regional development
>>59848772
Like a mile from where Hess crashed rn
met the bounce by the ounce guy in a bar but didn't get a pic with him, well regret it now. could have been terrific banter
*violates the non-aggression principle*
>>59848627
they're all mostly house/techno acts so that might be why you've never heard of them, here's a few of my favourites if you're into that sort of music:
jamie jones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwQT-r-lXWg
ejeca: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTP2tq6xpWA
bicep: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obe02lLwyps
hot since 82: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT5huKBB_aE
ben klock: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IrHzrg4qdQ
>>59848826
*stuffs the scattered papers back into my briefcase and scuttles off to the head teacher to report you both*
i really hope you guys arent racists, basement dwellers, neckbeards, autists, women haters, racists, "ouch the sun hurts"ists, islamists, cameron, misogynistic, racists and worst of all, capitalists
Reminder for newfags:
Poleaboo is a meme, no more than a fictional character created by the shared stories of this general.
England vs Australia on Friday, then the Championship playoff final and the Champions League final on Saturday lads
Phwooaaaarrr
>>59848816
Yeah where else am I meant to save it
http://pastebin.com/Y8nGxr02
Posted the pastebin before but got no replies so quoted from it instead
>>59848854
They're official leave campaign leaflets mate
MOVE LIKE IT'S WORLD WAR THREE
>>59848865
erotically asphyxiated myself at this post
heh heh
*polishes my katana*
>>59848777
*enjoys the attention from the older kids*
>>59848211
Just started watching peaky blinders, anyone here watched it?
>>59848873
fuck off sweden
reminder that im the official swedish poster
>>59848873
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes and yes
Business idea: establish One World Government, pioneer spacecraft and lightspeed, revolutionise the space travel industry then privatise it to encourage competitive independent companies going out to space to capitalise on resources from distant systems and moons, discover advanced alien races, establish contact, either conquer them as a slave race or establish a galactic alliance with them, found the Citadel, reenact Mass Effect without the Reapers
>>59848884
some guy refers to himself as Poleaboo when taking photos of himself in dresses
that's a sentence I wish I never had to type.
rec man some grime
>>59848861
Cheers la
>>59848889
Then a week off (but Monaco GP)
Then Euros begin
>>59848781
>>59848699
>Really the best we can hope for is that our diversity is SO high that it sort of balances itself out into some moderately comfortable soup, that or some white nationalist separatist movements
That wont happen. Men are still seen as the breadwinners. They are supposed to be the engineers, doctors, lawyers, etc, who bring the money home to the family
Right now, in Western universities, native, white men are the ones getting the shaft, or the short end of the stick. Instead of engineering courses being dominated by the native men, 50% must be filled with females. The rest must be divided among native men/immigrant men.
That's only 25% of native, white Western men actually becoming breadwinners.
Importing "upper class browns" would only further shrink the amount of white, native men in university courses.
>>59848873
check no no don't think so not really check not at all no no by the "modern" definition i would be check no
>>59848924
Yea, it's pretty good
Half way through the second series but need to rewatch. Was a bit baked and couldn't follow the plot
Leftism is in and of itself a form of decay. It’s what happens not just to television shows but to nations, churches and universities as the energy given off by the big bang of their inception slowly ebbs away. Rather than expend vitality in originality and creation they become obsessed with introspection, popularity and lethargy. Leftism is entropy of the spirit and intellect.
>>59848319
The world would be a lot more fun if it were like this.
>>59848946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
having a mi goreng
imagine being venezuelan these days lads
>>59848951
Nvm Monaco is Sunday
>>59848924
what business is it of yours?
>>59848200
If you paid politicians minimum wage then nobody would want to be a politician because it pays like shit so only those that are already rich would take the job and promote their self interests even further.
>>59848926
*gives official /brit/ stamp of approval*
>>59848895
>They're official leave campaign leaflets mate
Leave is made up of multiple conflicting political parties and ideologies.
I will bring rapists in
We currently have a below replacement birth rate
If the birth rate stays the same and you want your standard of living to stay the same or increase we need immigration - see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographic_crisis_of_Russia
Now personally I will be voting to stay in the EU as I'd prefer this immigration and labour force top up to come from eastern and southern europeans - see: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/european-immigrants-contribute-5bn-to-uk-economy-but-non-eu-migrants-cost-118bn-9840170.html
They are european, christians, net contributors to the economy and are more likely to move back home eventually - less pension and healthcare cost
If you'd prefer for this immigration to come from india, pakistan and china then by all means voting to leave the EU is in your best interest
>>59848946
heres some grime you fucking cunt *scrapes mud from my heels onto your face* *while you are in awe at my dextrous legraisery i leap up and dropkick you with the foot i was standing on* *you crash into norfolk who drops his sandwich and bursts into tears*
>>59848387
How'd you lose your ID someone hole punch it?
I'M IN LOOOOOOOVE WITHHA FAIREH-TAYYY-ULLLL
>>59848953
>They are supposed to be the engineers, doctors, lawyers, etc, who bring the money home to the family
There's no quotas or anything but the vast majority of medical students here just now are female, and it's been that case for 20 odd years.
Girls out-perform guys in school here.
>>59848873
>hope you guys arent cameron
you can't prove shit kid
doing a poo lads
>>59849011
thought we were full?
>>59849011
*commits rape of nanking part 2 with my katana*
>>59848905
*lets rip a tear-jerking rendition of Danny Boy at your funeral*
>>59848915
*lets you tag along as a mascot of sorts*
>>59848139
>mfw England is lost
>they will become something like North Africans
>Based Ireland and Scotland are racist and safe
>Ukip isn't against immigrants in general
>Their right wing parties don't work secretly with organisations which Demand the Remigration of every immigrant (Identitäre Bewegung)
>This is growing stronger everyday
Your punishment for attacking us.
>>59849032
I remember this retro gimmick
>>59848794
Don't tell me you're literally never heard of pandering and lying to win votes?
>>59849009
Yes and these are leaflets approved and distributed by the the official leave campaign
Not sure what your point is
>>59849047
full of SHIT!
>>59848994
Gonna rescue one of those Miss Venezeula women from their country with my passport
>>59849054
You bloody started it when you invaded bloody Poland you madmen!
Lads I've been talking to this bint over Facebook (she's a real qt), and today I finally went nuclear. BIG MISTAKE. I flat out asked her out, and she tells me that her dad just died. FUCK. I knew he was ill, so I thought I would make her happy.
The worst part about it though was that her Facebook update about it was right in front of me.
Can I salvage the relationship?
>>59849029
*you snap back to reality and find that i have parried your kick*
*slips on hornet ring*
nothing personnel
will be attending the /brit/ meetup in june
>>59849034
EVEN THOUGH IT HURTTTTSSS
>>59848502
I laughed, but not out loud as it was not funny enough.
>>59849082
i mean i guess if they can live in tents or something
>>59848211
Brass Eye
New Year Spreadsheet Anon
how are you holding up?
still keeping at it?
>>59849073
Ahh yes very convincing argument
>Well a random selection of our lines are just blatant lies lol vote for us
>>59849101
Greet your Paki Grandchildren from me
>>59849113
I need to buy more gold cartridges
how is he so based lads?
What's your favourite Bremain mental gymnastics lads?
Mine is the one where they imply being able to control our own borders means we'll get more immigration rather than less.
Is Wales the stronghold for UKIP right now?
because i'm welsh and voted ukip and i want a part to play in the Wars to Come :)
>>59849054
oi lad what are the good looking german cities left?
meant to pass through koln but it looks british city-tier
>>59848211
The Private Eye
>>59849036
>Girls out-perform guys in school here.
I've heard this too. That can be for a number of reasons, which I'm not sure, nor really want to get into. Men are capable of those prestigious positions that women, as you saw, now dominate. All of history has shown that. So, perhaps there is something now cultural that is holding men back, or rather pushing those women into those positions, instead of pushing men
Oh well, Europeans will be extinct in 200 years so it doesn't matter anyway
>>59849129
dormers left when ulster got banned :(
>>59849147
he's a fucking racist
>>59849054
>Ireland and Scotland are racist and safe
http://www.irishcentral.com/news/politics/Professor-believes-the-Irish-will-be-an-ethnic-minority-in-Ireland-by-2050.html
>>59849167
he drops by occasionally for a post or two
>>59848821
Not a gimmick teebeeaitch pham. I am working on a gimmick though, and it's going to be wicked.
>>59848935
WRONG. Like I said newfag, Poleaboo is merely a fictional meme. Anyone can get a picture of some tranny on the internet.
why is the german so racist? its making me uncomfortable
>>59848238
LSD euphoria was way better than I was expecting
actually better than dizzle, but easier to go bad I suppose
>>59849054
>Based Ireland and Scotland are racist and safe
Scotland has pretty good race-relations, especially compared to England. Hell, the last 'hate crime' that happened here was when some cunt came up from Bradford in England to stab a Glaswegian corner shop owner for being nice to Christians and not following the right type of Islam.
Scotland's good race relations might be linked to either the fact that it's like 98% White though or the fact that we're still stuck in the 19th centuy when it comes to sectarianism though.
Why hate Abdul that runs the corner shop when you can hate Patrick who supports Celtic?
http://www.breitbart.com/
fucking christ that homepage is absolute wank
>>59849148
You do realise people are joking when they say they support brexit right mate?
>He unironically fell for the breximeme
>>59849167
>sershlad gone
>ulster gone
>dormers gone
>belfast gone
>even birmingham gone
FUCK
>>59848772
*imprisons you and tortures you, then locks you away for 31 years for crimes against humanity.
>>59849151
Come to Dresden, Leipzig, Rostock or Magdeburg. Free of shitskins, racist and beautiful cities. If you can bear shitskins and some assfucks go to Hamburg, Munich and for the ultimate anal Joy go to Köln.
>>59849102
>salvage
fucks sake man, let her be you wasteman.
>>59849191
I didn't say he WAS poleaboo, I said he called himself poleaboo
Here's an easy to digest metaphor;
Batman isn't Batman, he's Bruce Wayne
>>59849242
good. they were weak and unworthy.
>>59849194
it's his insecurity and paranoia, i empathise with him though. imagine if all your taxes were going towards foreign men that you feared and were contributing little to society!
*hugs you* hopefully everyone is getting along within 10 years :)
>>59849167
AT LEAST WE GOT NOVA SCOTIA LAD XDDD HE'S THE BEST! I LOVE OUR /BRIT/ CELEBRITIES XDDD
http://www.seeker.com/rare-caterpillar-resembles-donald-trumps-hair-1767481681.html
raises some rather interesting points
another day another struggle
>>59849252
>Come to Dresden, Leipzig, Rostock or Magdeburg
aren't those east german shitholes though?
276
what did he mean by this?
>>59849242
rip gwynedd
>>59848794
fucking hell you mong
>>59849176
golly, if a professor said it it must be true!
It's funny that /brit/ is getting worse due to reddit immigration just like Britain is getting worse due to Muslim immigration.
>>59849275
oh i agree with him, but to constantly spout that shit is poison Tbh
>>59849252
is eastern germany the only decent place left?
what about bremen, kiel and lubeck?
Business idea for the UK: Become attached to the European continent, so if you try to leave, it destroys your economy, and if the EU economy goes down, so does yours
Oh wait that already happened in the 1950s lmao
>>59849252
>Come to Dresden
Way ahead of you mate
>>59849313
Just play your games lad
Nothing to see here
>>59849206
Eh
Nevertheless Edinburgh was pretty good, only 1 Nigger in 2 weeks
>>59849153
>So, perhaps there is something now cultural that is holding men back, or rather pushing those women into those positions, instead of pushing men
Dunno, I'm a med student as is my sister. I'm pretty chill and content with scraping through - not that I managed that this year though - while she's pretty driven and has had top of her year a few times.
It's almost as if one's cerebral qualities aren't dependent on gender...
And I'd imagine traditional male dominance of fields like medicine and law was likely to do with the fact that women weren't admitted to the schools back in the day.
Alright then
Who's going to jack me off?
ywn be this alpha lads
>Major Kiszely, who was to become a senior general after the war, was the first man into the Argentine position, personally shooting two Argentinian conscripts and bayoneting a third, his bayonet breaking in two. Seeing their company commander among the Argentinians inspired 14 and 15 Platoons to make the final dash across open ground to get within bayoneting distance of the remaining marines. Kiszely and six other Guardsmen suddenly found themselves standing on top of the mountain, looking down on Stanley which was under street lighting and vehicles could be seen moving along the roads. The Argentinians, in the form of Second Lieutenant Augusto La Madrid platoon from Major Jaimet's B Company and Marine Sub-Lieutenant Hector Miño's amphibious engineer platoon (rallied by First Lieutenant Waldemar Aquino and Sub-Lieutenant de Marco), now counter-attacked and a burst of machine gun fire from either the army or marine platoon injured three British men, including Lieutenant Alasdair Mitchell, commander of 15 Platoon. A bullet passed through the compass secured on Kiszely's belt. For his bayonet charge Major Kiszely was awarded the Military Cross.
>>59849276
caps-yank is great
wish I could meet one of these snivelling pathetic breakers in real life to see how hard they actually are
>>59849102
i dont see the problem with this, seems like an honest mistake?
quit over thinking it you retard
Who /smokestoomuchweed/ here?
Just waiting for everyone to go to bed so I can sneak out with a cheeky spliff
>>59849353
my love for you is like a truck BERSERKER
>>59848985
What? can you rewrite that please.
why do people dislike Maggie Thatcher?
Give me one good reason why we should stay in the EU.
>>59849314
mate i'm still here i just post more on /tv/ these days since i'm a GoTpleb and i don't use extra flags that much since i mostly MobilePost.
i'll probably have another few hangman games every once in a while once i get these resits and exams out the way haha x
>>59849302
20 years ago yes
*finally gets off the boat*
>>59849381
love that film
>>59849345
Yea, outside of my uni campus I've probably seen <10 black guys here in all my life
>MANDATORY STRAWPOLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10301602
http://www.strawpoll.me/10301602
http://www.strawpoll.me/10301602
>>59849372
smoke one for me lad
>>59849372
you forgot your pepe moustache twirl
>>59849387
They're leftists
>>59849333
Only white place left and Merkel tries to fuck it, we only got Poles and few Chinks.
>>59849391
was hoping as much x
>>59849387
Not this again
Omg Eastenders.
Bobby needs to be fucking shot desu, he's clearly autistic
>>59849404
>strawpoll featured poll
what the FUCK
>>59849242
all of them were shit apart from sersh
considering selling all my shares lads
>>59849419
suck my cock pls lena
>>59849372
i find if i smoke heavily for more than 10 days straight it starts to affect me mentally and i have to take a break for a day or two
>>59849404
>Tony Blair
>Anything other than cunt
People realise he opened up Britain to millions of immigrants right?
>>59849352
>It's almost as if one's cerebral qualities aren't dependent on gender...
>And I'd imagine traditional male dominance of fields like medicine and law was likely to do with the fact that women weren't admitted to the schools back in the day.
I didn't imply otherwise. The native, white men are getting the short end of the stick in the year 2016, which is true, no matter how you sugar coat it.
To have your men dominated by
women or "upper class browns" is just laughable, and that's why the term "KEK" is popular.
>>59849242
where did westmidshonkey go
he was here last time i was here :(
>>59849404
he was the one who let the multiculturalism meme go full force
anyone who likes him needs to face the wall on the day of the rope
>>59849474
You say that like it's a bad thing
>>59849353
You can use my sheep
>>59849427
Yes the notorious leftist Peter hitchens
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2308783/PETER-HITCHENS-Lets-remember-Maggie-really--tragic-failure.html
>>59849450
invested in oil if I'm honest
>>59849474
No, but I voted him the greatest PM because the war was mentioned
>>59849355
>signing up to die as a pawn for like 17 grand a year
>Alpha
>>59849440
>who do you think should win the 2016 presidential election
>donald trump 1200 votes
worrying
>>59849490
got doxxed and presumably fucked off
>>59849129
>New Year Spreadsheet
wat
>>59849505
Morality man gets his ideologies more conflicted by the day.
>>59849342
Stole my joke you prick, didn't even pay for it!
>>59849332
"Swede" pls
>>59849490
got doxxed / doxxed himself
>>59849511
>investing in oil with the current state of the energy market
daft fat lad
>>59849468
The only thing stopping me smoking everyday is the money. I've enough left for a couple tonight, gonna clear out my grinder tonight tbqh
doing a poo lads
>>59849548
>>59849530
lmao
whats his name then
was he brown after all
>>59849474
He was still a good leader. Yes, a cunt as well, but still an effective leader
>>59849501
nice sheep lad
>>59849490
also you missed the most glorious moment in /brit/ history
>>59849569
no he's a white chav
>>59848211
This Is England
Peaky Blinders
Deutschland 86
>I am so sorry now that I fell for the great Thatcher-Reagan promise. I can’t deny that I did. I believed all that stuff about privatisation and free trade and the unrestrained market. I think I may even have been taken in by the prophecies of a great share-owning democracy.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3520932/PETER-HITCHENS-Privatisation-Free-trade-Shares-great-ruined-Britain.html
Business idea: get doXXXed
>>59849569
Callum something or other
No he's white
>>59849554
I reckon I will reap the benefits when oil prices go back up though
>>59849569
nah he was a big ugly oaf looking fella
Oh gosh I can't believe all these barbaric Brexiters want to leave the EU.
Don't they know that only silly billies hate the EU?
>>59849565
I'm not your lad
>>59849428
i tried looking at pictures of rostock and kiel but it seems google broke just now
>>59849528
except he was the commanding officer. those make a lot of money. can you even read?
>>59849581
>the most glorious moment in /brit/ history
fuck off
did you literally arrive here last week
OH FUCK LADS BOBBY ADMITTED HE KILLED LUCY AND HIS MUM, IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>59849594
*unzips /brit/*
>>59849533
Not really, his ideology is basically that of the 1950s Tories
well good morning bit cold out irish weather sun is out though hopefully it'll warm up a bit on my home now from dublin sixth time this week erm yep in enfield service station now go see can i get some food alright dunno what the rest of the day i'll do just see how it goes talk to you again bye
>>59849628
name a better one
http://www.strawpoll.me/10301665
http://www.strawpoll.me/10301665
http://www.strawpoll.me/10301665
http://www.strawpoll.me/10301665
POLL OF THE NOW
>>59849634
literally what are you even talking about
anyone else STRICTLY pee outside?
>>59849581
i know aaaahhhh gutted i missed are aisha
>>59849595
>>59849602
fair, he always said he was a bit of a lunk
>>59849628
name 5 threads where something better than this happens
>>59849628
It was clearly /brit meetup/ NYE 2015
>>59849531
some anon decided to stop being a worthless neet and made this to track progress
>>59849468
Always find it ends up dulling my thinking after a few days and I can't be fucked doing anything
>>59849488
>The native, white men are getting the short end of the stick in the year 2016, which is true, no matter how you sugar coat it.
Because women and (some) minorities outperform them and get more places?
What do you want, affirmative action for white males? That'd be South Africa-tier stupid
>>59849581
would love to shag her so hard it would be in violation of the UDHR
>>59849656
Eastenders
>>59849591
absolutely based. "muh free trade" is nothing but a meme that means selling out your own people to chink and poo in loo slave labour.
>would love to shag her so hard it would be in violation of the UDHR
>>59849587
Is that duetschland 86 actually good, my brother started watching it and invited me but said no, is it worth the watch?
>>59849705
parkinsons is no laughing matter
i would unironically vote for Hillary Clinton desu
the evil but safe status quo>the unpredictable and egotistical chaos candidate>the deluded radical
Sure, some things have got cheaper, and there are a lot more little treats and luxuries available.
The coffee and the restaurants are better – but the essentials of life are harder to find than ever: a good life and an honest place; a solid, modest home big enough to house a small family in a peaceful, orderly landscape; good local schools open to all who need them; reasonably paid secure work for this generation and the next; competent government and wise laws.
These have become luxuries, unattainable for millions who once took them for granted.
>>59849624
COs don't make much at all. Officers end up on like 40-50K a year which isn't much considering how demanding the job is
watching only fools and horses
creasing
>Britain First holds successful day of action in Leicester, leftists try to sabotage!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQbtN2MF_hw
Good lads
>absolutely based. "muh free trade" is nothing but a meme that means selling out your own people to chink and poo in loo slave labour.
>>59849634
He's such a twat, why didn't he keep quiet.
Also Stacey is on the fucking warpath now.
>>59849618
Kiel is a nice city, but don't expect too much white people, Rostock is nice but a little bit commiblock infested
>>59849705
how did he dox himself?
just fyi
your nipple is showing
>>59849616
You're no ones lad cause you're a yank, now piss off 'dude'
girl just told me she'd send me a pic but she's in a state right now
hmmm
>>59849745
not an argument
>>59849719
yeah mate
GOAT intro too
also Luther's good
>>59849675
>Depending on a spreadsheet to brush your teeth and shower
fuck sake
http://www.strawpoll.me/10301713
http://www.strawpoll.me/10301713
http://www.strawpoll.me/10301713
http://www.strawpoll.me/10301713
IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10301713
http://www.strawpoll.me/10301713
http://www.strawpoll.me/10301713
http://www.strawpoll.me/10301713
>>59849746
>why didn't he keep quiet.
I'm glad to see him go, little cunt.
I don't want Ian to go down with him for covering it up.
>>59849757
of course i'm completely naked
>>59849757
shit forgot my Pineal-Blok™ anti-UV bra today
>>59849651
How cold? Can't be too bad down under surely?
>>59849733
pathetic
>>59849587
>>59849719
It's Deutschland 83 you mongs
>>59849752
if i go live in germany wheres the best place to go live? i speak german and want the whitest place possible (without having to live in the bavarian alps where theres no jobs)
>>59849752
my senpai in Germany lives near Lorach i think (is that a place?) or somewhere near the Black Forest and the Swiss border anyway. what's that region like?
>>59849798
Ian should have had the little cunt gone in the first place the stupid twat.
>>59849705
Is that the lad from People Just Do Nothing?
>>59849756
not sure 2bh I missed it
would like to know though
>>59849828
I hear & see good things about Regensburg
>>59849826
sorry mate, dry your eyes - what are you the fucking director? jog on
callum was surprisingly well spoken for a meat headed chav
bit of a softie i thought
harmless really
looks like he'd batter me and my mum without thinking twice in his pictures though
had two slices of bread for din dins
>tfw ribs are showing
>>59849677
>Because women and (some) minorities outperform them and get more places?
Nope, but because there are minorities and women in those positions in the first place. It sounds harsh, but this is the reason the West will not last too much longer. The native, majorities become minorities in the places of education.
The whites are the minority of the world, by the way. In the grand scheme of history and world affairs, using the term minority to describe an Indian living in Britain is useless, since there are 1 billion + of them as we speak.
>>59849730
Companies don't have COs, they have OCs
And a cursory google shows Majors get between 50 and 60k of your English pounds
>>59849752
damn it all i want is white people, nice historical buildings and jobs in my sector (electrical engineering)
is that too much to bloody ask
>>59849880
quite liked him 2bh
>>59849665
me
mum gets mad because i always piss in the same spot and it kills the grass
>>59849880
>tfw he got doxxed and left just as we were warming up to each other
:(
>>59849733
I went to that maccies last Saturday!
>Talking to someone at work today who will vote to remain in the EU
>Tell them I intend to vote to leave
>"Why would you do that don't you know that Obama wont give us a trade deal!"
>Inform him that Europe doesn't currently have a trade deal with the US and that The Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership was met with mass protests all over the EU.
>"Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership? What's that?"
Why are these people even allowed to vote?
They hear the sentence "Obama says Britain wont get a trade deal" and they suddenly think they're experts on international trade.
>>59849900
places of leadership and ruling*, I should say
>>59849834
The east is very white but has no jobs. Migrants are where the jobs are.
>>59849781
>GOAT intro too
EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAARTH BEEEELOOWWWWWWWWW
>You will never live in West Berlin in the '80s
Why even live ;_;
>>59849900
>The west will fall
>Any day now
>Just you watch
>Oh it hasn't?
>Soon....
>>59849880
fuck off callum you knob
>>59849859
https://desustorage.org/int/thread/59668816/#59670974
scroll down a bit, the story unfolds in multiple chapters
basically he tweeted at rosy and forgot everyone could see his deets when she quoted him
>>59849925
>>59849920
:(
>>59849828
Sprichst du fließend Deutsch? Wo hast du es gelernt?
>>59849922
mom calls me a weirdo and i tell her she's just jealous
>>59849948
FOUR
THREE
TWO
ONE
>>59849824
google says it's 10 degrees, i think google is full of shit
>>59849942
>Tell them I intend to vote to leave
I look forward to your tears when we Remain
>>59849825
rasheed
>>59849882
move back in with your parents
>>59849577
Thank you
>>59849900
>The whites are the minority of the world, by the way
Pretty sure whites have always been a world-wide minory m8
India had a population of something like 300 million at the start of the raj. I'd imagine that was more than the entire population of Europe combined at the time.
>i felt you in my legs, before i ever met you
what did she mean by this?
Lads anyone here ever get their stone island badge stolen off their jumper at school?
>>59849797
I couldn't vote on the Maggie question, I'm not in love with her but I don't hate her either
Trump all the way on the second poll however
hmmm
ahh yes
hmm
no, perhaps not
Reminder that there's only 4 pro eu posters here. (likely on EU payroll)
>>59849828
You can look at Leipzig or Dresden completely white. Probably won't find a job though.
>>59849968
Not fluent, learnt some at school and just kept learning it casually after that, though I'm sure I could become fluent if I wanted to. It's a brilliant language.
>>59849952
he looked like a right spastic
>>59849942
who cares about obama, he'll be out in a few months
>>59850053
did you ever make amends before his death
:(
>>59849853
I'm sure it is
I've seen them live twice, looks exactly like him
Lads anyone here ever get their stone island badge stolen off their primark jumper at school?
>>59850074
no, and good riddance
>>59850060
in other words no you don't really speak it
>>59849911
>Companies don't have COs, they have OCs
Commanding Officer is a CO, or at least it was when I was in the OTC
>>59850054
>16 votes on that
>67 people in this thread
Right
>>59850069
>who cares about obama
Bremainers, incredibly so.
Whenever I've spoke to Bremainers they start talking about Obama like he's some magic nigger oracle.
I've literally said "I am voting leave" and the first response I hear is "But Obama...."
>>59850100
cant just go around speaking ill of the dead like that your upsetting me :(
Looking at SIM-only contracts. Why can I pay £10/month for a 1-month rolling contract with 2GB data but when I look at the 12-month contracts it costs like £12.99 a month for a worse deal with shit like 1GB data.
Why are they selling a 1-month contract for cheaper than a year long one? Surely the trend is "commit to a longer contract, pay less". I don't understand this. Why would anyone choose the more expensive 12 month contract that is shittier and which you cannot easily remove yourself from?
>>59850105
I could definitely get by in Germany you tosser.
If I didn't have prior commitments I would have left /brit/ about 3 weeks ago
once they are over, so am I
>>59849950
That's why I said several generations from now.
1. European populations are on the decline.
2. African, Middle-Eastern, and Indian populations are on the rise.
3. Immigration (both legal and illegal) to Europe is on the rise.
Do the math.
Besides, do you think historians in 500 years will care about who was a minority in today's world?
>"Well....he was a minority, so it's only the proper and good thing that the native people bent over backwards for him."
Hell no. They will be saying how Europeans eventually died out and were supplanted by a new ethnic group.
>>59850042
>Pretty sure whites have always been a world-wide minory m8
Europe is the refined product of a long history of racial progression. This was increased by migration to the New World
>>59850112
Yeah, the Commanding Officer is at Battalion or Regimental level, it's OC below that.
I'm in the OTC as well, dunno if I want to go into the actual army after uni though
http://www.strawpoll.me/10292941/r
watching the results coming in lads, going pretty fast haha
why cant that obeah woman just bring callum back the same way she brought barbossa?
>>59850162
tarly, i forbid you to die
WE WUZ COMPUTER SCIENTISTS N SHEEEET
>>59850162
let's make a pact
>>59850219
>bernie sanders
but he's already lost
>>59850054
I voted remain
>Tfw scewing /brit/ polls since the slave ships and the same 4 5
>>59850159
Das glaub ich dir gern!
>>59850159
You won't find a decent Job without proper german, he'll you even need a certificate to study here.
>>59850253
Of what nature
>>59850223
you have no power here
>hold the door
>>59850278
:(((((((
>>59850271
a /brit/icide pact
NASTY STUFF
think i'll invest in eastern denmark
>>59850301
aye, i can drink to that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJsaeYE8DEU
where can I get a gf like this?
Is Donald Trump the Republican candidate?
I'm kinda excited and at the same time convinced the Republicans have fucked it.
It would be funny to see Trump get elected, but in going with such a meme candidate it seems they have handed over the election to Clinton.
the Greyjoy theme is pretty based
how do you get pictures of twitter?
>we """""""""""win"""""""""" WW2
>germany beautifully rebuilds all of their cities
>goes through a miracle economic recovery and becomes the biggest economy in europe
>meanwhile we lose our empire and literally have to live on handouts from the yanks
>become the "sick man of europe" and have a shit tier economy for absolutely ages
>completely ruin most of our cities with hideous eyesores
not sure if im a fan of this meme
Someone do a new already. I'm too scared of making it myself.
>>59850278
we predestination now
>>59850348
PrtSc
Really makes you think...
>>59850348
screenshots
>>59850319
you must be a member of the "upper class browns" that the British so desperately want to import
*bellyslides into the thread*
>>59850269
Obviously, if I was set on the idea I'd learn it properly.
>>59850249
literally not applicable you thick rorke cunt
>>59850353
if you dont like it bugger off you twat
>>59850317
don't even know if i could keep to it desu, even if i keep up some of the fridays and lanc and ky's film nights
>>59850327
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
>>59850402
nobody post here
>>59850269
why can't germans understand free markets?
>>59850417
Yeah I'll be around for film nights and maybe 'syncs but planning on cutting evening and weekend time entirely aside from those things
also new
>>59850424
>>59850424
>>59850424
>>59850424
>>59850378
>the non-whites will swing it
FUCK BLAIR
FUCK EVERYTHING
>>59850353
Everyone threw money at post war germany to rebuild it.
>>59850461
sounds like a plan
can only be a good thing
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